@@theblackbasketball there was this news story and this woman owned a chimp with her girlfriend and one day 911 got a call from the girlfriend, and she was crying for help saying the chimp was beating her skull in and that she was dead. 911 got there and killed the chimp but the women was clinging on to both her life and her face, the chimp had basically destroyed her face. absolutely crazy story and has made me scared of chimps ever since
My wife's family just happens to be from the area where they are from on the south sudan side, yambio, and they have stories about those chimps. They are extremely strong and will kill you but they love babies and won't hurt them either. If you lay your baby under a tree and turn around and it's gone you look up the chimp might be feeding it up there. They said if you scream and are freaking out they will drop it...they can beat a lion to death though. Thye said that they use to come at night to eat from the mango tree.
Bunch of nonsense. They're literally just a group of common eastern chimpanzees lmao. That's been proven. Also, they cannot beat lions to death, unless MAYBE You mean a troop can beat a lone lion. A single chimp would get massacred by a lion.
There is no way it could beat up or deal with an adult lion one-on-one... It's surely an exaggerated aspect of the story regardless of it being real or not...
If you look close you'll see that that 1 bondo ape has had its head removed and it's my opinion that a different head has been placed on top of a gorilla body
Ive watched alot of joes videos... I think its about time to move on from this, starting to be alot of the same over and over.. We had a hood run joe, will remember ya bud
Actually, Jamie did not see that there are two different Congo : the republic of the Congo (the smallest one, which he gave informations of) and the Democratic Republic of the Congo (formerly known as Zaïre : 2 345 000 Sq kilometers or 905 567 Square mile). BILI is located in the second one. I'm from that region. I can assure you that the rainforest of the Congo is mostly untouched and unknown. Ps: The Bas-Uele province alone is a lil bit smaller than Florida
Joe: "Pull up Jaguars fight Chimps in Africa" Jamie: "Uh jaguars don't live in..." Joe: "Wait Jamie, pull up an image of a short faced bear Jamie: *google searches* "short faced bear" Joe: "Oh yeah that one, this thing will rip you to pieces."
The fact that terror birds survived from 62 million to 1.8 million years ago is REALLY impressive. Most animal families (the taxonomic rank above a genus, which is right above a species) last between 5 and 10 million years. Terror birds lasted 60 million years. It’s a shame they died out and that humans never got a chance to see them. They must have been some terrifying and magnificent animals.
You have to factor in they were incredibly well adapted to hunting up until the point they encountered hard boned predators, if dire wolves never existed we may be walking our terror birds instead of dogs
The fact the people thinks that people didn’t exist when these birds exist is amazing… Most believe in the Bible but believe God created Dinosaurs before people
@@Thros1 since your a dick and assumed what I’m saying I’m not even going to converse with you! Lame! Learn how to ask a question dummy! Your genius ass must believe every story in the Bible lmao 🤣
@@Thros1 since your a dick and assumed what I’m saying I’m not even going to converse with you! Lame! Learn how to ask a question dummy! Your genius ass must believe every story in the Bible lmao 🤣
i’ve seen a shoebill in person, they used to have one in the houston zoo and it was notorious for trying to kill its feeders and being stubborn with breeding, its face was one of the scariest things i’ve ever seen
Hahahaha you got me laughing out loud. I was searching the comments specifically to see if someone else caught that.....lmao cheers, funniest comment lmao
Man. Running into a terror bird in ark really made it clear that the thing fully lived up to its name. Wasn't anything that was more terrifying than turning around to see one charging at you
2,209 lbs According to Guinness, the heaviest polar bear ever documented was shot in Alaska in 1960. It weighed 2,209 lbs, stood nearly 12 feet tall, and was displayed at the 1962 Seattle World's Fair.
Hey joe, Ken t here. Big fan of ur shoe. Can u do an episode where u talk about raccoons? I babysit my brother Lenny’s pet raccoon 5 days a week and i think there the smartest animal on the planet including humans. My brothers pet raccoon is named Josepher and watchin over him makes me feel good about myself especially sense I lost my missin son Cody T 25 years ago. I hope that when I find my missin son Cody T that cody t will enjoy raccoons as much as me and u should do an episode where u talk about raccoons because there the smartest mammal on the planet including even humans . I’m not famous or anything but if u want to have someone that knows all the ins and out of raccoons then Id love to come and talk about them on ur show someday. I’m free on the weekends but am busy Monday-Friday because I have to babysit my brother Lenny’s pet raccoon. I could also talk about my missin son Cody t on ur show. Would help to get as many of ur fans helping to look for him as possible. Anyways thanks for listenin joe. -Ken T
@ 3:06 I'm pretty sure that Jaguars are only found in the America's. that giant chimp probably killed a leopard which is smaller than a Jaguar, i could be wrong though
You are correct. Jaguars are a North, Central and South American species and not native to Africa so it must have been an African leopard. When all the continents were united as Pangea there may have been multi-continental species inhabiting everywhere throughout the world.
New Zealand was the country that had the biggest birds in the world. The Moa were the biggest flightless birds to ever exist and they were bigger then the Elephant Birds talked about in this video. They died out around 1450 y due to humans (Maori colonisers of NZ ate them all) Also the biggest Eagle to ever exist was alive alongside the Moas and used to prey on the Moa. The "Haast Eagle" was so massive it could take down an adult Moa and Maori tales handed down through generations even say they hunted humans. They went extinct when the Moa did as their food source was completely gone. There were unverified reports of them existing even up until around the 1700s.
The V titan was the largest flightless bird known to exist, and the Haast eagle wasn’t necessarily giant. It only preyed on children, not adults, present day eagles have been recorded to do this.
They where still here when the white man first arrived in NZ, the Maori didn't eat them all or wipe them out that's false history but everything else you mentioned is correct 👍🏾
This was cool and funny until the guest mentioned camel spiders and I just had to give a massive OOOOF. My dude, camel spiders do not do anything like what you said. They don't have venom, let alone a numbing toxin, and while they can get big they absolutely do NOT become the size of a dinner plate. Also, they aren't technically spiders! They belong to the family _Solifugae,_ which are an arachnid cousin family to spiders & scorpions and whatnot. So yeah sorry but you've fallen for urban myth and photoshop pictures if you think camel spiders are that big or that they attack people.
@@NathanLeeAnimations No I dont expext him to know everything; I expect him to know that Congo isn't wider than America. And any 5th grader with a B- average would expect it, too, because even they would know how patently absurd that claim is. Joe is a burnt moron. He should strictly stick to MMA analysis. Talk about "CTE" lmao. He's almost as bad as Brandon Blob.
@@gooniusmaximus94 the statement he made was about their height being tiny.. nothing was mentioned about their weight or perceived weight.. therefore, I did not mention anything about weight either..I do not disagree with your statement necessarily, but regardless, in this instance, it is just not relevant.
I may be mistaken, but I thought Jaguars existed only in South & Central America; and occasionally spotted in some of the American states bordering Mexico.
It's wider than the ENTIRE US ! No . No , it's not . Not even close . This just shows another example of Joe " I am the pinnacle of human knowledge " Rogan epic FAIL .
Love Joe’s podcast but he needs to be a little more informed when speaking about these things. Jaguars can be found only in South America… How could a chimp in Congo be eating a jaguar? He’s loosing some credibility for me.😢
He says they have footage of one eating a jaguar 🤣 Jaguars are in south America ,but it's ok he means leopards . And yes Billy apes are terrifying. And yes I couldn't do a podcast for many hours and make a mistake occasionally
It’s really irritating when they’re looking at something Jaime pulled up and I can’t see what they’re looking at. Happens all the time and JRE. Or they only show it for like two seconds
Lol. I think Joe should just be able to control and click on things as necessary. Rather than saying things like he's talking to Alexa or google home lol
How convenient for Rogan that this is now the video that comes up when you search for "Joe Rogan freaks out over bondo ape" instead of his classical meltdown: ruclips.net/video/__CvmS6uw7E/видео.html
All I know is that one should never *ever* fly Congolese Airlines, they are not inspected as often or as thoroughly as major airlines in the rest of the world. The planes themselves are made up of mostly decommissioned models & bodies as is...
If we could go back in time a short faced bear or a couple of them would make excellent guard dogs, I guess I'll tell you ate their owner and then they're their own guard dogs..
No mention of the Haast's Eagle, the biggest Eagle to have existed, also it preyed on the Moa in New Zealand. I regret never being able to see this insane bird, it died out before the 1500's.
Rogan is living in the future. We're all stuck with Alexa, he's already got a Jamie.
🤣😂🤣
78Biggmike
jamie is the sexy version
Bloop bloop
Nice
More like he's living in the past before the abolition of slavery
JRE made me afraid of Chimpanzees
Good
Facts, I started researching chimpanzee attacks and I’m realizing how fucking dangerous these things are
@@theblackbasketball there was this news story and this woman owned a chimp with her girlfriend and one day 911 got a call from the girlfriend, and she was crying for help saying the chimp was beating her skull in and that she was dead. 911 got there and killed the chimp but the women was clinging on to both her life and her face, the chimp had basically destroyed her face. absolutely crazy story and has made me scared of chimps ever since
You should be afraid of chimps. They are ridiculously strong and territorial and will fuck you up with a smile on it's face
@@danny8852 not only is there a news story but there’s the audio of the attack and it’s fucking gnarly
My wife's family just happens to be from the area where they are from on the south sudan side, yambio, and they have stories about those chimps. They are extremely strong and will kill you but they love babies and won't hurt them either. If you lay your baby under a tree and turn around and it's gone you look up the chimp might be feeding it up there. They said if you scream and are freaking out they will drop it...they can beat a lion to death though. Thye said that they use to come at night to eat from the mango tree.
Bunch of nonsense. They're literally just a group of common eastern chimpanzees lmao. That's been proven. Also, they cannot beat lions to death, unless MAYBE You mean a troop can beat a lone lion. A single chimp would get massacred by a lion.
There is no way it could beat up or deal with an adult lion one-on-one... It's surely an exaggerated aspect of the story regardless of it being real or not...
Can humans interact with it anyway?
@Harsha Rao You underestimate how powerful a regular chimp is. Now make it bigger- it could most definitely one up a lion
@@SprinkledFox A leopards would body a chimp and they are smaller than lions. A female lions would destroy a chimp ( around 300 lbs).
"So there I was. In the Congo"
I remember that line from a Sony TV commercial when I was a kid
Nobody:
Joe: chimpAAAnze
Joe "Amazing BBC documentary on the Congo" Rogan
Someone needs to tell Joe the South American short face bear was bigger lol.
Terror Birds?!?! Giant angry dodos?!?!?!? I thought they were extinct! They better be lol
Let’s assume they’re tiny and 5,5
My 5,5 ass:🙂🙂🙂🙂
If you look close you'll see that that 1 bondo ape has had its head removed and it's my opinion that a different head has been placed on top of a gorilla body
Joe needs to know about the haast eagle
Thanks for the video, JRE CLIPS
They forgot the 3meter Kelenken-bird from Southamerica
It seems like every other week Joe is talking about chimps and apes lol
No shit
@Prabhman Sandhu yes, he is allowed. I'm just stating that it's amusing.
@Prabhman Sandhu wtf are you on about? Take your meds
Prabhman Sandhu take your meds mate
They are the best fighters!
Joe: you’ve seen the short faced bear
In Jamie’s mind: pls say yes
Eric Hernandez underrated.
Lmfaooo!
Hahhaaa only rogan og's get this
@@1rickopotamus not really, it's fairly easy to understand.
😂😂😂
"Let's assume they're tiny, and they're 5'5" - Joe Rogan (5'6)
💀💀💀
Isn’t he 5’8
@@scoott8605 Nah fam
@@colt7526 Check your source
He himself has said he’s 5’8 before lol
This is the most stereotypical Joe Rogan clip I’ve ever seen
Conspiracy animal hunting hog talk..only thing missing is mma
Christina Diaz dmt too
Instant classic.
I'd love hearing Rogan narrate some nature documentary for sure.
@@e.honchoo9596 Haven't heard Joe talk about dmt forever.
needs DMT
Lol it ain't Joe Rogan without apes, dmt, or weed. 😂
Yeah well these things actually exist, or existed rather than religious fables and fairy tales
And the bigass birts!
Ive watched alot of joes videos... I think its about time to move on from this, starting to be alot of the same over and over..
We had a hood run joe, will remember ya bud
And thats why we love him
Or mma
Jamie: The Congo is 29 times smaller than the US.
Joe: must be like 30% of the US
The US is 29x bigger than Republic of the Congo, and the US is 4x bigger than the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Cuz politics.
"29 times smaller."?
Smaller? Smaller than what? The correct way to put it would be is "1 29th the size."
Joe Rogan: How much is in a billion?
Roe Jogan: At least a trillion
@@Andres64B This isn't a book. This is a youtube comment section. Don't be a pedantic butthole.
@@ryanm5578 I wasn't referring to you, I was talking about Jamie. And only because it's a pet peeve of mine. Try not being so sensitive, jerk-off.
"let's assume they're tiny, 5'5" 😞 thanks Joe
😭😭😭
Joe is only 5 7 tho lol
Yeah you’re fucking tiny. No man should be that short
@@mattthedestroyer2804 yess!!! I fucking hate it when he says he is 5'8. LIAR!!
@@joshhansen5259 😂😂
All love, but Joe lowkey brings up animals like my autistic cousin did when we were kids.
🤣😂😅
I am dead 😂😂🤣🤣
So? animals are extremely fascinating. I'll take any opportunities to listen to/talk about animals
@@jurassicsmackdown6359 it's a joke man
@@jurassicsmackdown6359 You're the cousin, aren't you?
I can’t imagine how cruel it is to listen to the podcast and all those vague explanations and not being able to see what they are talking about
Google image urself u lazy F
I figured he was talking shit. If he saw the lion-killing apes, how come no photos? There is like only 1-2 photos ever taken of them.
JTsuits ok boomer
JTsuits what if theyre driving you dumb shitass
JTsuits what’s up man big fan
The real Bondo Ape drives a Ford Bronco and works at AutoZone
Oj?
man I work in a body shop and this one hit me in the feels
Your picture tho.... why
He scraps metal out of trash, in my neighborhood
@@howard1852 never forget bro
Joe should start selling "Pull That Up, Jamie" t-shirts and mugs...
We need Jamie as a guest
We need him as the host
Joe: It's Bigger
Her: it's 29 times smaller
Joe: the WIDTH
HER:🙄
Actually, Jamie did not see that there are two different Congo : the republic of the Congo (the smallest one, which he gave informations of) and the Democratic Republic of the Congo (formerly known as Zaïre :
2 345 000 Sq kilometers or 905 567 Square mile). BILI is located in the second one. I'm from that region. I can assure you that the rainforest of the Congo is mostly untouched and unknown. Ps: The Bas-Uele province alone is a lil bit smaller than Florida
Amazing comment
Joe: "Pull up Jaguars fight Chimps in Africa"
Jamie: "Uh jaguars don't live in..."
Joe: "Wait Jamie, pull up an image of a short faced bear
Jamie: *google searches* "short faced bear"
Joe: "Oh yeah that one, this thing will rip you to pieces."
Hahaha shit you ask siri
Hahahahahahahaha
😂😂😂😂
Jamie really is getting good at finding things faster!
Joe has a history of getting Jaguars and leopards confused.
this might be the most Joe Rogan clip ever
Probably
If only it involved dmt
Nah, it's missing DMT and Aliens
Its entirely possible
The fact that terror birds survived from 62 million to 1.8 million years ago is REALLY impressive. Most animal families (the taxonomic rank above a genus, which is right above a species) last between 5 and 10 million years. Terror birds lasted 60 million years. It’s a shame they died out and that humans never got a chance to see them. They must have been some terrifying and magnificent animals.
You have to factor in they were incredibly well adapted to hunting up until the point they encountered hard boned predators, if dire wolves never existed we may be walking our terror birds instead of dogs
The fact the people thinks that people didn’t exist when these birds exist is amazing… Most believe in the Bible but believe God created Dinosaurs before people
@@jayday1503 so your saying that humans killed the dinosaurs and Jesus probably lead that revolution!
@@Thros1 since your a dick and assumed what I’m saying I’m not even going to converse with you! Lame! Learn how to ask a question dummy! Your genius ass must believe every story in the Bible lmao 🤣
@@Thros1 since your a dick and assumed what I’m saying I’m not even going to converse with you! Lame! Learn how to ask a question dummy! Your genius ass must believe every story in the Bible lmao 🤣
i’ve seen a shoebill in person, they used to have one in the houston zoo and it was notorious for trying to kill its feeders and being stubborn with breeding, its face was one of the scariest things i’ve ever seen
Still not as bad as cassowaries.
Looks like a Skeksis
Shoebill's are the most evil looking bird with their grin 😁
I’m not sure if i believe this shoebills are pretty docile when it comes to humans. Like why lie? Either you are or someone did to you
Joe “the Congo is bigger than the US” Rogan
"Look at the hog on him phew"
I wanna see
Packin schmeat
Joe "look at the hog on em too" Rogan
Lol
I came to the comments just looking for this comment 😂😂
I wasn't impressed.
@@tdestroyer4780 Ok
@@tdestroyer4780 what are you some kind of hog critic
Eating a Jaguar in Africa??
I love when Joe gets on rants about crazy extinct animals
Joe: "Congo wider than the United States" bruh, lay off the weed 😂😂
liquidalloy I know right?? I’m smoking as I write this and I’m like DUDE!
Hey man us stoners aren't all absent minded and forgetful!!
There was more to this, I'm sure of it.... One sec, I'll remember, just hold on...
Hahahaha you got me laughing out loud. I was searching the comments specifically to see if someone else caught that.....lmao cheers, funniest comment lmao
@@sayyidshillingford6353 lol and I love Joe Rogan but he was so silly with that comment lol
its about as ''wide'' from north to south but, that's not what he meant....
I could swear I've seen this title before
Multiple times actually
This is Joe’s bread and butter.
No, no, no, now are terror birds too!
Every other month on JRE
Yow the comments section got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
The Bondo Ape can be found at most auto body shops. He's usually an Italian guy named Joey or Tony
Quinn Moore lol these comments are so underrated, most people probably don’t get it
@@dirtbiker4375 very niche joke lol
Don’t diss Joey Diaz like that bro 😭
Classic
Hahaha classic
Man. Running into a terror bird in ark really made it clear that the thing fully lived up to its name. Wasn't anything that was more terrifying than turning around to see one charging at you
Cheers to the Comments section. Never laughed so hard so unexpectedly
If ur reading this, you’re a dope person. Keep it up ❤️👊🏿💯
Joshua Otusanya how about no
Thanks bro you too
How did you know I smoke dope?
shut up, baby. I know it.
"eating a jaguar" too bad there are zero jaguars in Africa. Maybe he meant leopard.
The chimps are so big they can reach over to South America and grab a Jaguar
I think he said leopard in another video he might of said it by accident.
Never let the facts get in the way of a good chat!!
@@jdh9983 🤣🤣🤣
@@pj1909 I’m still learning to not be a pretentious little shit and correct ppl mid conversation
Someone needs to show Joe Ark:Survival Evolved lmaoo
hed shit his pants
@@PipoBones he'd deffo be one of those players with a aids dodo army
Hed be rage quitting from kids wiping his metal hut
He would start monologuing to a Trex
2,209 lbs
According to Guinness, the heaviest polar bear ever documented was shot in Alaska in 1960. It weighed 2,209 lbs, stood nearly 12 feet tall, and was displayed at the 1962 Seattle World's Fair.
Joe- “look at the hog on him” rogan
Gotta love anytime Joe brings up animals..
Can't forget the hog acknowledgement as well
"Bondo chimp kills and eats bull elephant"
"Jamie look it up."
when is a joe rogan nature documentary coming
Hey joe, Ken t here. Big fan of ur shoe. Can u do an episode where u talk about raccoons? I babysit my brother Lenny’s pet raccoon 5 days a week and i think there the smartest animal on the planet including humans. My brothers pet raccoon is named Josepher and watchin over him makes me feel good about myself especially sense I lost my missin son Cody T 25 years ago. I hope that when I find my missin son Cody T that cody t will enjoy raccoons as much as me and u should do an episode where u talk about raccoons because there the smartest mammal on the planet including even humans . I’m not famous or anything but if u want to have someone that knows all the ins and out of raccoons then Id love to come and talk about them on ur show someday. I’m free on the weekends but am busy Monday-Friday because I have to babysit my brother Lenny’s pet raccoon. I could also talk about my missin son Cody t on ur show. Would help to get as many of ur fans helping to look for him as possible. Anyways thanks for listenin joe.
-Ken T
Joe Rogan is a Google vet.
Nobody:
Joe rogan: Jamie, pull up the coordinates to that covenant galactic star crusier
LOL.
Joe Rogan: mentions terror birds
Me: suffers ark survival evolved flashback
i always referred to them as shit raptors
Hill fuckers is my nickname
To terror birds not me...
Looooool, good one 😂
roid dodos
@ 3:06 I'm pretty sure that Jaguars are only found in the America's. that giant chimp probably killed a leopard which is smaller than a Jaguar, i could be wrong though
You're right. Jaguars = South America, leopards = Africa
@@Boddah. Leopards are also found in most of Asia. They are notorious man-eaters in India.
@@Boddah. Jaguars actually live in North and Central America too. You'd be amazed to know they were plentiful once in Texas.
Time Flies I was just about to type the same thing but decided to see if someone beat me to it first. Ya got me👍
You are correct. Jaguars are a North, Central and South American species and not native to Africa so it must have been an African leopard. When all the continents were united as Pangea there may have been multi-continental species inhabiting everywhere throughout the world.
Think about if an ostrich was carnivores and still just fast. That to me is more scary than a bear, gator, or big cat
"Look at the hog on that thing" *joe glances over at Jaime for confirmation with a devilish grin* 😏
Leave it to joe to point out how big a animals genitals are 😆
Jaguars aren’t found in the Congo, only South America.
North Carolina
Nonsense we got aJacksonville jaguars LOL
jbroti 004 just in america in general
Both leopards and Jaguars that are melanistic are known as Black Panthers 🤯💯🤯
NSQ222 / true...I forget jaguars have been seen in Mexico and some have reported sightings in way southern TX.
Joe: “have you heard of the Bondo Ape?”
Me: “I believe the term you’re searching for is DOOM SLAYER”
*crunchy djent guitar*
RIP AND TEAR
New Zealand was the country that had the biggest birds in the world.
The Moa were the biggest flightless birds to ever exist and they were bigger then the Elephant Birds talked about in this video. They died out around 1450 y due to humans (Maori colonisers of NZ ate them all)
Also the biggest Eagle to ever exist was alive alongside the Moas and used to prey on the Moa. The "Haast Eagle" was so massive it could take down an adult Moa and Maori tales handed down through generations even say they hunted humans. They went extinct when the Moa did as their food source was completely gone. There were unverified reports of them existing even up until around the 1700s.
The V titan was the largest flightless bird known to exist, and the Haast eagle wasn’t necessarily giant. It only preyed on children, not adults, present day eagles have been recorded to do this.
ur wrong
In sea there's a legend about a big eagle snatching ppl up too. It called garuda.
A real life rodan
They where still here when the white man first arrived in NZ, the Maori didn't eat them all or wipe them out that's false history but everything else you mentioned is correct 👍🏾
This was cool and funny until the guest mentioned camel spiders and I just had to give a massive OOOOF. My dude, camel spiders do not do anything like what you said. They don't have venom, let alone a numbing toxin, and while they can get big they absolutely do NOT become the size of a dinner plate. Also, they aren't technically spiders! They belong to the family _Solifugae,_ which are an arachnid cousin family to spiders & scorpions and whatnot. So yeah sorry but you've fallen for urban myth and photoshop pictures if you think camel spiders are that big or that they attack people.
I thought i was having a dejavu moment. Then i realized he talked about the same topic last year
Joe “I think the Congo is wider than the United States” Rogan.
It’s breathtaking sometimes that this man gets paid to speak outside the scope of MMA.
Why? You expect him to know everything? Its his rapport that makes him a host and he doesnt get paid for it, he makes money because he pursued it.
How fucking brain damaged do you have to be to think that, then to think 29 times smaller is still 30%.
@@NathanLeeAnimations No I dont expext him to know everything; I expect him to know that Congo isn't wider than America. And any 5th grader with a B- average would expect it, too, because even they would know how patently absurd that claim is. Joe is a burnt moron. He should strictly stick to MMA analysis. Talk about "CTE" lmao. He's almost as bad as Brandon Blob.
And he didn’t flinch. He was way way way off and just kept it rolling. When you’re that wrong just own it damn
Ok boomer
"Look at the hog on that thing" -Joe Rogan 2020
These apes also like cannibalism.
Joe: you seen those American terror birds?
Australians: you have casuaries too?
I assume you mean Cassowaries? Casuaries sounds like a hipster shoe label.
It's always fascinating to look at Joe talking about chimps and wild animals.
Joe “lets assume they’re tiny, like 5ft 5’ “ Rogan
says the man who is like 5'7" on his best day lol.. but I'm sure he wouldn't consider himself "tiny"
Marc Neese he’s 200 pounds jacked so he’s not really tiny
@@gooniusmaximus94 the statement he made was about their height being tiny.. nothing was mentioned about their weight or perceived weight.. therefore, I did not mention anything about weight either..I do not disagree with your statement necessarily, but regardless, in this instance, it is just not relevant.
@@JohnM-sw4sc on the contrary, I can and did speculate that very thing.. well maybe it was more of a deduction but you get my point.
@@JohnM-sw4sc lol
Why does Joe Rogan accentuate his b's and p's when he's either wanting to come off as dominant or talks about primal animals and ancient drugs.
Ancient prugs?
Primal Panimals Band Bancient Brugs!!
@@saneman6188 Lol.
@THE GENERAL from himself or others?
I may be mistaken, but I thought Jaguars existed only in South & Central America; and occasionally spotted in some of the American states bordering Mexico.
I’m surprised Joe hasn’t talked about the 6 foot long otters in South America that eat alligators
He has champ
Joe “It would rip you to pieces but the cool thing is” Rogan
A jaguar in Africa? Unlikely
Impossible
He meant a leopard
Joe "there was an African lion that used to live here" Rogan
It's wider than the ENTIRE US !
No . No , it's not .
Not even close .
This just shows another example of Joe " I am the pinnacle of human knowledge " Rogan epic FAIL .
Love Joe’s podcast but he needs to be a little more informed when speaking about these things. Jaguars can be found only in South America… How could a chimp in Congo be eating a jaguar? He’s loosing some credibility for me.😢
He says they have footage of one eating a jaguar 🤣 Jaguars are in south America ,but it's ok he means leopards . And yes Billy apes are terrifying. And yes I couldn't do a podcast for many hours and make a mistake occasionally
Joe "The Congo has more landmass than the United States" Rogan
Joe "There was an African Lion that use to live here" Rogan
The guy being interviewed on this podcast talks like he only knows a few words and is trying to make it look like he actually speaks english
It’s really irritating when they’re looking at something Jaime pulled up and I can’t see what they’re looking at. Happens all the time and JRE. Or they only show it for like two seconds
Joe "Look at the size of that thing.." Rogan
4:35 “2 hunnit and 342 thousan sqaw kalomettas”
Christian Palmer lmfaoo
I read this as he said it😂
This is the most Joe Rogan video I've ever seen.
Joe , “Look at the size of that thing, “ Rogan.
Lol. I think Joe should just be able to control and click on things as necessary. Rather than saying things like he's talking to Alexa or google home lol
5:10 "SHOE BILL BURR"
Joe "scroll back down, no a little higher.. Higher.. Ya right there, blow that up" Rogan
Jaguars aren't in Africa - must've been a leopard
How convenient for Rogan that this is now the video that comes up when you search for "Joe Rogan freaks out over bondo ape" instead of his classical meltdown: ruclips.net/video/__CvmS6uw7E/видео.html
the largest polar bear recorded was 11.14 feet tall at a weight of about 2210 pounds.
That's like 10 chimpanzees and 8 gorillas. Fascinating.
Jamie must have "Chimps" on Google speed dial.
😂😂Thats funny
Joe “look at the hog on him” Rogan
All I know is that one should never *ever* fly Congolese Airlines, they are not inspected as often or as thoroughly as major airlines in the rest of the world. The planes themselves are made up of mostly decommissioned models & bodies as is...
If we could go back in time a short faced bear or a couple of them would make excellent guard dogs, I guess I'll tell you ate their owner and then they're their own guard dogs..
Joe "look at the hog on him, woo" Rogan
I wonder how many screen shots of Ark: Survival Evolved came up when searching Terror Bird.
EzeakioDarmey i thought the same thing LMAOO
I was just thinking that!
“There was an African lion that used to live here” pretty sure that makes it a North American lion Joe 😂 I don’t think all lions are African
African American Lion
Asian lions exist
Maybe it was born in Africa, but living the Good Life in America 🤔
Closet it get’s to those parts is the GUR forest in india
All lions are Africans
Jaguar live in South, central and North America Joe, it would have been eating a leopard if it’s in Africa.
Of all of the reasons not to go to the DR Congo.
Add 6ft 200lb “Lion Killers” Chimps to the list
No mention of the Haast's Eagle, the biggest Eagle to have existed, also it preyed on the Moa in New Zealand. I regret never being able to see this insane bird, it died out before the 1500's.
Jamie navigates the internet about as good as I can navigate south of the belly of a 400 lb girl at the Drive-In.