11 Times Dorothy Zbornak Was Savage AF

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  • Опубликовано: 27 июл 2024
  • No, Golden Girl Dorothy Zbornak (Bea Arthur) is not happy to see you, that's sass that she has bulging out of her pocket, and she's not afraid to dish it out to those that deserve it. This video is the 11 times Dorothy Zbornak was Savage AF to Blanche, Sophia, Stan, Rose and more!
    Our clips from:
    1. Brotherly Love (S3. E8)
    2. Stan Takes A Wife (S4. E10)
    3. Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan (S7. E18)
    4. The Case of the Libertine Belle (S7. E2)
    5. ‘Twas The Nightmare Before Christmas (S2. E11)
    6. The Transplant (S1. E4)
    7. The Pilot/The Engagement (S1. E1)
    8. One Flew Out the Cuckoo’s Nest Part 1 (S7. E25)
    9. A Midwinter Night’s Dream (S7. E20)
    10. Even Grandma’s Get The Blues (S6. E20)
    11. Break-In (S1. E8)
    CHAPTERS
    00:00 - Intro
    00:38 - Brotherly Love
    1:06 - Stan Takes A Wife
    1:30 - Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan
    1:58 - The Case of the Libertine Belle
    2:27 - ‘Twas The Nightmare Before Christmas
    3:00 - The Transplant
    3:09 - The Pilot/The Engagement
    4:00 - One Flew Out the Cuckoo’s Nest Part 1
    4:23 - A Midwinter Night’s Dream
    4:56 - Even Grandma’s Get The Blues
    5:12 - Break-In
    5:43 - Outro
    Do you think Dorothy was the most savage Golden Girl? Why? Let us know in the comments below. And if not her, then who!
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  • @kaylahrutter
    @kaylahrutter 6 лет назад +977

    Love these keep them coming!!!

  • @craigsmith1560
    @craigsmith1560 7 лет назад +2093

    Bea Arthur was a comic genius. She didn't even have to verbalize a line. Her body language and those eyes crack me up every time. No one did a stare down and a "double look" like Bea. It was her signature.

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  7 лет назад +63

      +craig smith the stare is what I aspire to.

    • @candicehoneycutt4318
      @candicehoneycutt4318 7 лет назад +62

      craig smith That's why they always sat her in the middle at the kitchen table; to catch her expressions lol

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  7 лет назад +60

      She is the best in the middle. It feels weird in when she isn't in the middle

    • @rapidashingfrog6946
      @rapidashingfrog6946 5 лет назад +6

      She is has down one of the best ever.

    • @smortonlcfl
      @smortonlcfl 5 лет назад +4

      Couldn't agree more! Very well said.

  • @mostlynull
    @mostlynull 7 лет назад +2010

    Dorothy in the streets, Blanche in the sheets.

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  7 лет назад +129

      That is a perfect mantra.

    • @mostlynull
      @mostlynull 7 лет назад +24

      Me in a nutshell, tho. 😎

    • @syafiq115
      @syafiq115 7 лет назад +13

      UTAUxKURENAI yekatrina petrovna zamolochikiva but your just call me katyaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
      @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 7 лет назад +7

      Syafiq Aiman OMFG I WAS WAITING FOR THIS😂😂😂😂😂 but I'd personally prefer the opposite😏

    • @DesertRainReads
      @DesertRainReads 7 лет назад +12

      UTAUxKURENAI that would be my ultimate woman right there. Someone who tells would be Romeos to back off and goes all out when it's time for us to have Snoo-Snoo.

  • @WarDragon72345
    @WarDragon72345 7 лет назад +949

    No wonder Deadpool is such a fan of Bea Arthur.

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  7 лет назад +75

      +WarDragon72345 he has great taste

    • @WarDragon72345
      @WarDragon72345 7 лет назад +43

      Dorothy and Sofia have always been my favourites :D

    • @WesLuvsBtr
      @WesLuvsBtr 5 лет назад +13

      But it was Rose who put him on hot coals for not giving her a Cup a Coffee

    • @lianisortiz6261
      @lianisortiz6261 4 года назад +1

      Seriously?! That Yutz?!

    • @VeryFairygirl14
      @VeryFairygirl14 3 года назад +4

      I know. She slays!

  • @Bricriu20
    @Bricriu20 7 лет назад +1156

    One of my favorite Dorothy lines is:
    Blanche: "We mature faster in the south. I think it's the heat."
    Dorothy: "I think it's the gin."

  • @FatsquatchPNW
    @FatsquatchPNW 7 лет назад +785

    From Stanley's first appearance on the show.
    "Hi, it's me, Stan."
    *Dorothy slams the door in his face*

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  7 лет назад +7

      +MikeFTM did you check our our other list? We got a good door slam.

    • @darinaangelova2882
      @darinaangelova2882 5 лет назад +12

      And that's how you maturely and effectively communicate with an ex!

    • @LaKellita
      @LaKellita 2 года назад

      I never understood why he said it like that each time. Obviously she knew who he was.

  • @johnasteadmaniii7635
    @johnasteadmaniii7635 6 лет назад +403

    Stan: where am I supposed to sleep
    Dorothy: on the floor like any dog

  • @krystalpennell
    @krystalpennell 7 лет назад +1028

    you missed..
    "where are you going?"
    "To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide in the car."

    • @DigiDestined55X
      @DigiDestined55X 6 лет назад +8

      Luckie Duckie Memorable line yes, but not so savage when you think about it.

    • @sagej.3105
      @sagej.3105 5 лет назад +6

      What's savage is when you actually commit a felony but don't get charges

    • @anitahoneycutt8982
      @anitahoneycutt8982 5 лет назад +1

      Did both after slinging Dorothys line at my son. Ice cream was the aftermath to cool off. #Truth. #fiercemommabear

    • @dalegribble5661
      @dalegribble5661 5 лет назад +1

      I LOVE THAT ONE!!!

    • @eej1983able
      @eej1983able 5 лет назад +1

      My favorite lolol

  • @MegaBritbrit101
    @MegaBritbrit101 7 лет назад +786

    Rose: "Why would she want a kidney?"
    Dorathy: "TO FEED THE CAT, ROSE!"
    The Best!

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  7 лет назад +15

      +MegaBritbrit101 I want to meet this cat one day.

    • @TheDesmo54
      @TheDesmo54 6 лет назад +3

      MegaBritbrit101 but they didn’t have a 🐱

    • @Digital111
      @Digital111 6 лет назад +8

      I watched the show for the first time a couple of years ago and that line scared me when Dorothy yelled lol

    • @jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735
      @jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 5 лет назад +1

      *I don't get it*

    • @marymckee2100
      @marymckee2100 5 лет назад +4

      My favorite was always "Shady Pines, ma"

  • @BElle-Ballentine
    @BElle-Ballentine 7 лет назад +404

    "Her mother was a slut too"... I just can't with Dorothy, my spirit animal ♥

  • @natalieann3041
    @natalieann3041 5 лет назад +183

    “Ladies and Gentlemen! May I have your attention Please? The Gentleman at Table 5 in the blue suit..is IMPOTENT...Bon Appetit!”

  • @angelsinger4574
    @angelsinger4574 7 лет назад +623

    My three favorites:
    Rose: Can I ask a dumb question?
    Dorothy: Better than anyone I know.
    Blanche: "You know, in the South, we mature faster. I think it's the heat."
    Dorothy: "I think it's the gin."
    Rose: "I'm here if you want to pick my brain."
    Dorothy: "Rose, I think we should leave it alone and let it heal."

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  7 лет назад +8

      All great choices Thanks for the thoughts!

    • @jo-annbastings
      @jo-annbastings 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @overcomerbtbojesus
      @overcomerbtbojesus 3 года назад +6

      Don’t forget the back and forth between rose and dorothy about why a spanish fly is called spanish fly 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

    • @roberttelarket4934
      @roberttelarket4934 2 года назад +1

      Angel Singer: Yes these three are supreme!

    • @tiffanythomas6132
      @tiffanythomas6132 2 года назад +4

      "In what, Blanche? Dog years?"..

  • @joshuachristiannathanael7420
    @joshuachristiannathanael7420 7 лет назад +359

    Dorothy: Have you ever given a eulogy before?
    Rose: You mean at a funeral?
    Dorothy: .... No, Rose, at a pie eating contest!!

    • @sgood1692
      @sgood1692 2 года назад +3

      Good God, that is hilarious!! She delivered lines like no other actress.

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  2 года назад

      😻😻😻😂

  • @joshuachristiannathanael7420
    @joshuachristiannathanael7420 7 лет назад +358

    Dorothy: The only thing we had in common was ... under the sheets.
    Rose: What's under the sheets?
    Dorothy: .... His cappuccino maker.

  • @lexibeach1998
    @lexibeach1998 7 лет назад +365

    "Not if you were hanging upside down on a trapeze" 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheGapboynokc
    @TheGapboynokc 7 лет назад +499

    the scene in the hospital where she tells Rose that no matter what you do your parents will nag you and nag you until you wanna choke the life out of them but you don't bc YOU'RE IN A HOSPITAL WITH RESUSSITATING EQUIPMENT!!

  • @Marchant2
    @Marchant2 7 лет назад +678

    I like the one where Dorothy is trying to appease Rose because she was feeling bad about getting old, and Dorothy was like, "so you have a few more wrinkles, so do I, so does Blanche. So your hair has gotten grayer. So has mine, so has Blanche's. So you gained a few pounds more. So has Blanche."
    I'm going off memory. It's something like that.

    • @etamika
      @etamika 7 лет назад +56

      LOL Blanches's face after she said that!

    • @ThankYouPain09
      @ThankYouPain09 5 лет назад +40

      Marchant2 sure you’re 5 years older, so am I so is Blanche
      🤨
      Okay, so you got a few more wrinkles, so do I so does Blanche
      😲
      Alright so you’re thicker around the middle, so is Blanche
      😱😱😱😱

    • @wendieshepherd5238
      @wendieshepherd5238 5 лет назад +1

      J

    • @brandonjenkins4247
      @brandonjenkins4247 5 лет назад +4

      LMAO I remember that line

    • @msarzo
      @msarzo 4 года назад +8

      @@ThankYouPain09 Blanche looked like she was ready to drop Dorothy after the thicker in the middle line!

  • @apollosaturn5
    @apollosaturn5 6 лет назад +266

    Rose: "...But I did learned that 'Baked Alaska' can actually be cooked locally."
    Dorothy: "Rose, I have an even bigger scoop for you: 'Mars' bars are made RIGHT HERE on Earth."
    Rose's look on her face: PRICELESS!!!

  • @smackthat20
    @smackthat20 7 лет назад +180

    "...they left you with your belt and your shoe laces, think about that." LOL!

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  7 лет назад +4

      +Vicky Blake so cold blooded right?

    • @Passions5555
      @Passions5555 4 года назад +1

      I never got that when I saw this when I was younger.

    • @titaniaedits2902
      @titaniaedits2902 3 года назад

      @@Passions5555 what does it mean?

    • @titaniaedits2902
      @titaniaedits2902 3 года назад

      @Viktoriya Ivanovna Serebryakov ?

    • @janetlieb2507
      @janetlieb2507 3 года назад +2

      Love when she slams the door on Stan!

  • @maygoodcometous1
    @maygoodcometous1 7 лет назад +222

    My favorite Dorothy Comeback was when Blanche talks about dating a younger man by saying that she is only 5 years older than he is. Dorothy replies, "In what, Blanche, DOG YEARS?" Brilliant. :)

  • @Greg-oi6vh
    @Greg-oi6vh 6 лет назад +65

    "Were you at a funeral?"
    "No Rose, we were singing backup for Johnny Cash."

  • @carriebrown679
    @carriebrown679 5 лет назад +62

    I love the times when Dorothy calls Sophia things like "you withered old Sicilian gecko!" LMAO 😂😂😂 Those were always my favorites.

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  5 лет назад +2

      Boom!

    • @wickedwitchoftheeast88
      @wickedwitchoftheeast88 Год назад +2

      Dorothy and Sophia had the best and most savage insults you can tell Dorothy learned it all from Sophia but I love how their styles were different. Dorothy was sarcastic as fuck and Sophia was utterly ruthless even Dorothy being her daughter didn't stop her insults 🤣🤣🤣

  • @YorkshireNutte
    @YorkshireNutte 7 лет назад +338

    *clearly holding a pizza box*
    Dorothy: "We're back! We brought dinner!"
    Rose (looking at the box): "What'd you get?"
    (a moment of silence)
    Dorothy: "A bucket of chicken! I hope you like it extra flat and crispy?"

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  7 лет назад +10

      +YorkshireNutte that one is so good

    • @Harambae613
      @Harambae613 2 года назад

      @Carlos Magnayon Gray She did.
      Blanche Devereaux : It's a pizza, Rose.
      Rose Nylund : I knew that, I meant what kind is it?
      Blanche Devereaux : Did you *really* know that?
      Rose Nylund : [sarcasticly] No, but I thought I could cover.

  • @DesertRainReads
    @DesertRainReads 7 лет назад +120

    Bea Arthur was absolutely brilliant. Her snarky comebacks were some of the best lines in the show, hands down! And she also lent her voice to the best episode of Futurama too. I was so sad when I heard she had passed away. The world lost a brilliant actress, and even now no one has even come close.

    • @bobbyproulx5688
      @bobbyproulx5688 4 года назад +6

      oF COURSE CREDIT IS DUE TO Susan Harris the writers. but the btiting, stuanch sarcastic deliverie belong soloely to Bea Arthur alone.

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  2 года назад

      😂

  • @justrosy5
    @justrosy5 5 лет назад +55

    My favorite ever is when she chewed out that Dr. who missed diagnosing her with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Even his wife was on board with Dorothy letting him have it! That episode changed a lot of things for a lot of women. Bea Arthur did right by us all when she masterfully played Dorothy in that episode.

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  5 лет назад +4

      It is amazing.

    • @michaellovely6601
      @michaellovely6601 4 года назад +7

      What's interesting about that two-part episode- aptly titled "Sick and Tired"- is that it was based on the show's creator Susan Harris' real-life battle with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

    • @sarahoataway871
      @sarahoataway871 3 месяца назад

      100 % I’d do it too

  • @CourtneyAntonioli
    @CourtneyAntonioli 7 лет назад +176

    Dorothy is the absolute best!

  • @denisestevens572
    @denisestevens572 2 года назад +16

    My favorite was when Rose says "can I ask a dumb question" and Dorothy says "Better than anyone I know" lmao 😂

  • @danseabreeze1404
    @danseabreeze1404 7 лет назад +117

    Dorothy Zbornak was SO savage that she ATE Maude Findley! : l

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  7 лет назад +8

      +Dan Seabreeze oh damn. I didn't think of it that way.

    • @adamtritt118
      @adamtritt118 7 лет назад +4

      Start out at the top... and then go higher!

    • @elissaj69
      @elissaj69 5 лет назад +1

      Dan Seabreeze Bahahahaha! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @wturner777
      @wturner777 3 года назад +1

      Ohhh, snap snap. 😎

  • @Cruzan9
    @Cruzan9 6 лет назад +21

    "Goodnight, Rose. Pray for brains." LMAO 😂

    • @johnryan1798
      @johnryan1798 2 года назад +1

      Dorothy said that in another episode too

  • @XxBabyGurlLovexX
    @XxBabyGurlLovexX 7 лет назад +37

    #9
    Dorothy: "...step on a crack, break your mother's back, it doesn't work...I know."
    Sophia: *gives long stare*
    Dorothy: "I tried."
    LMAO 😂😂🙌🙌 I lost it. Dorothy is definitely my spirit animal.

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  7 лет назад +1

      +XxBabyGurlLovexX good spirit animal choice!!

  • @TheDeFiler316
    @TheDeFiler316 5 лет назад +10

    Leslie Nielson and Bea Arthur were pure gold together.

  • @jerlanireacts
    @jerlanireacts 7 лет назад +134

    Blanche: have you found them?
    Dorothy: what?
    Blanche: have you found them?
    Dorothy: yes, but I hid them so you could find them.

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  7 лет назад +3

      +Jerlani World Official hA

    • @moramento22
      @moramento22 6 лет назад +9

      It was "Have you found her?" In this episode Blanche and Dorothy were looking for Sophia in a hospital

  • @HeatherGraham_TnD_Catchup
    @HeatherGraham_TnD_Catchup 7 лет назад +125

    I am definitely Sophia😂 I don't have a filter...
    I love all of Dorothy's comments to Stan. Bea really captured the love-hate between them

  • @flashfoward88
    @flashfoward88 7 лет назад +92

    Rose: Not necessarily, back in saint Olaf...
    Dorothy:Rose! Is this story about someone getting lost?
    Rose: Uh-huh
    Dorothy: Well don't tell us. Show us!
    *Rose walks away sad*
    Lmao I was in tears the 1st time I saw that one.

  • @chrisaustin3510
    @chrisaustin3510 6 лет назад +35

    my favorite scene is when Dorothy explains how she’s going on a date.
    Blanche: with a man?!
    Dorothy: uh..no, Blanche. with a venus fly trap.
    GOLD.

  • @eleanor7
    @eleanor7 6 лет назад +52

    Rose: You have to honey, your getting sicker and sicker.
    Blanche: Just like my heroine, sicker and sicker. Though of course my heroine doesn't look like you. This is a romantic novel, not science fiction. (she leaves)
    Dorothy: Remind me when I feel better to kick the crap out of her.

  • @mikeyjamieson4715
    @mikeyjamieson4715 5 лет назад +16

    "I'll just sit here. Ma won't mind."
    "Think again!"
    "I would sit outside, but there don't appear to be any *shady pines* to sit under."
    ".......pillow pussycat?"

  • @GGMoon-qo3tp
    @GGMoon-qo3tp 2 года назад +9

    She was wonderful! One of my favorites was when Rose asked, "can I ask a dumb question?" Her response, " better than anyone I know."

  • @imanigause8170
    @imanigause8170 6 лет назад +15

    “Why would she need a kidney?”
    “TO FEED THE CAT ROSE!”
    😂😂😂

  • @johnathank7583
    @johnathank7583 7 лет назад +83

    i think it was on season 3. Dorothy and rose decided to install a toilet on their own, when the toilet arrived the plumber left it in the living room, neither Dorothy nor Rose could move the toilet, Dorothy gave up then Rose made a reference to the Egyptians being able to build the pyramids so moving the toilet is doable. Then Dorothy said "Fine get me 20000 Hebrews and ill have it out of here in no time" that always craks me up lol.

    • @johnnynightmare1837
      @johnnynightmare1837 6 лет назад +10

      Calvin Guerrero I liked it when Sophia described it as an old woman's dream because it was in front of the TV.

    • @sirtorclatene5249
      @sirtorclatene5249 2 года назад

      Here's this clip you were referring to if anyone is/was interested: ruclips.net/video/3_3xmrNPDMI/видео.html

  • @sidekick929
    @sidekick929 7 лет назад +29

    Rose: why would she need a kidney?
    Dorothy: TO FEED THE CAT ROSE
    I can't breathe 😭😭😭

  • @NicoleM2108
    @NicoleM2108 7 лет назад +96

    Stan trying to seduce Dorothy when Uncle Angelo visits...best Dorothy Stan scene:
    Stan: (lying on the bedroom floor giggling)
    Dorothy: If you are doing what I think you are doing, you are in big trouble!
    Stan: Ok Dorothy, you leave me no choice, I am gonna have to bring out the big gun.
    Dorothy: You're wasting your time Stanley, I am familiar with the "big gun".

  • @PanzerMafia
    @PanzerMafia 5 лет назад +8

    Even in their age you can tell, they are very pretty and were extremely beautiful when they were younger. :)
    Lovely ladies with power, temper and flame. One day, I hope to end like them.

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  5 лет назад

      Absolutely.

    • @desertrose1226
      @desertrose1226 2 года назад

      I’ve seen pics of them and they were all stunning. Betty White looked like a real-life Snow White!

  • @CuteDwarf11
    @CuteDwarf11 Год назад +3

    "Not even if you were hanging upside down in a trapeze!"
    That line NEVER GETS OLD! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rozchristopherson648
    @rozchristopherson648 2 года назад +10

    No one can deliver a cutting comic line like Bea Arthur. She was the only one who could truly put Archie Bunker in his place when she played Maude.

  • @jaymesguy239
    @jaymesguy239 4 года назад +4

    Rose: "Do we have any more orange juice?" Dorothy, emptying the remainder of the jug of juice into her glass: "No, we're all out."

  • @JB-et7zs
    @JB-et7zs 5 лет назад +6

    The little hand flourish really completes the “bon appetit” 😭

  • @ayindestevens6152
    @ayindestevens6152 7 лет назад +23

    Dorothy all day everyday! Brooklyn represent!

  • @brendandurham3817
    @brendandurham3817 6 лет назад +21

    Here's my favorite dorothy line:
    Just a minute-Yes, I'm still here. Yes, Yes, I was calling about the Sinatra concert. It's what? Wait, you-. You kept me on hold all this time to tell me it's sold out? No! No! I will not have a nice day!

  • @k.m.9418
    @k.m.9418 4 года назад +4

    I think I was one of the few teens that watched this show. I loved these sassy women!

  • @greenlee7smythe
    @greenlee7smythe 5 лет назад +13

    My favorite one!
    Rose: “stop being so vain! U can’t stay 42 forever!”
    Blanche: “YES U CAN! If u eat right. Exorcise regularly and life with women who look A LOT OLDER than u!” (Walks out)
    Dorothy: “.....tell me Rose, is ‘Kill the bitch’ a traditional Saint Olaf party game...........hmm?”
    Lmao!

  • @savannahjohnson633
    @savannahjohnson633 5 лет назад +5

    All these characters were so perfectly cast. Looove golden girls

  • @milovela
    @milovela 6 лет назад +21

    Dorothy to rose : you're never gonna make them happy, they just gonna nag you and nag you,until you want to grab their throat and choke them, but you don't because you're in a hospital with resuscitating equipment! ! 😭😭😂😂

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  6 лет назад +2

      +milo vela love how specific that one gets

    • @milovela
      @milovela 6 лет назад +1

      Stay Golden it's true tho. . I'm going to use that video on mothers day 😂😂

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  6 лет назад +1

      I love this plan.

  • @damiantwister7
    @damiantwister7 6 лет назад +32

    yeah when she says Join the navy see the world sleep with Blanche Devereaux

  • @jmbad
    @jmbad 4 года назад +6

    She was always my favorite golden girl, and they were all terrific. Loved her strength and beauty. Bea Arthur is amazing!

  • @cindeelopez1338
    @cindeelopez1338 4 года назад +2

    “And give him a karate chop!” 😂😂😂

  • @debkrutsch6197
    @debkrutsch6197 7 лет назад +60

    I, also, want to be Dorothy when I grow up! Great job with picking lines!

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  7 лет назад +4

      I like where your head is at, exactly who you should be when you grow up!

    • @debkrutsch6197
      @debkrutsch6197 7 лет назад +4

      Stay Golden Dorothy is my hero! You could great zingers from her in every episode

  • @CFSWarrior
    @CFSWarrior 5 лет назад +4

    Dorothy is my spirit animal. Always haha.
    My favorite quote by her was always “Either to commit a felony or get ice cream. I’ll decide in the car.” as well as “Not now, Ma!”

  • @Phillyphyl83
    @Phillyphyl83 6 лет назад +7

    "I look like the mother of a solid gold dancer" Dorothy is definitely my spirit animal and my favorite. "condoms rose condoms condoms condoms!

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  6 лет назад +1

      Those two are top 15 lines of all time no doubt.

  • @kylewolnik1789
    @kylewolnik1789 7 лет назад +21

    Rose don't! That tea is for my mommy. Rose is my spirit animal

  • @lofthouse23
    @lofthouse23 6 лет назад +12

    "The gentleman at table five is impotent. Bon Appetite."

  • @christopherbubb2890
    @christopherbubb2890 7 лет назад +143

    Blanche: It just so happens that I am Miss Angie Dickinson.
    Nancy (clerk at hotel): You don't look like Angie Dickinson to me.
    Blanche: I know. I have altered my appearance for a very important movie role.
    Dorothy: It's about a woman who EATS her way from behind the Iron Curtain.
    Blanche: Dorothy, this dress deserves to be displayed on a devastatingly beautiful body!
    Dorothy: Who are you going to send it to? Kim Basinger?
    Blanche: And what is that supposed to mean?
    Dorothy: Why don't you think about it while you're inhaling your next cheesecake?
    [The girls are discussing what they would say about each other if they had to give a eulogy for the other's funeral. Dorothy has just told Blanche what she would say if giving a eulogy for Blanche and has asked Blanche to do the same for her]
    Blanche: Well... I think I'd say that I always felt safe having you in the house. And I think I'd say that I always enjoyed talking to you whenever I'd come home from one of my many dates. And I think I'd say that I always looked up to you... like an OLDER SISTER.
    Dorothy: Thank you, Blanche. Oh, and I forgot one thing. I would also say you were fat.
    Dorothy: Statistics have shown that patricide is overwhelmingly a male crime. Although daughters FREQUENTLY MURDER THEIR MOTHERS!!!!!
    Sophia: Don't you make fun of your mother! If I didn't wake up in the morning tomorrow you'd never forgive yourself!
    Dorothy: I'll risk it!
    Dorothy: [seeing Rose's balloon sculpture] THIS is what you've been doing for the past 45 minutes?
    Rose: Uh-huh. Isn't he cute? I call him Scotty.
    Dorothy: [pops balloon sculpture] Now you can call him garbage!

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  7 лет назад +5

      +Christopher Bubb those are great choices!

    • @iustus_
      @iustus_ 7 лет назад +12

      +Christopher Bubb we need to be friends! I like acting out skits from GG ...
      Kendall: Blanche, I must commend you again. I have a feeling we're in for a weekend that none of us is ever going to forget ...
      Blanche: Oh, I do declare! Your sweet words could charm the morning dew right off the honeysuckle!
      Dorothy: That was good, Blanche. Now do Br'er Rabbit
      Rose: ... Where I come from the big brown bear and the little field mouse can live together in harmony. But they can't mate, because then the mouse would explode.

    • @christopherbubb2890
      @christopherbubb2890 7 лет назад +1

      Me too! :D

    • @omarrodesno1272
      @omarrodesno1272 7 лет назад +2

      Christopher Bubb lol I watched this episode yesterday.

  • @aayushsharma8735
    @aayushsharma8735 5 лет назад +6

    Dorothy is my spirit animal too...

  • @Lauren_MUFC16
    @Lauren_MUFC16 7 лет назад +12

    I absolutely love the way she goes after Stan...it always makes me laugh. I will be Dorothy when I get to that age, I'm fluent in sarcasm.

  • @nathanielz6136
    @nathanielz6136 5 лет назад +5

    Queen of shade and she's got it made!

  • @piperradford1082
    @piperradford1082 5 лет назад +5

    “The gentleman at table five in the blue suit is impotent. Bon appetite.” CLASSIC.

  • @samalvey8168
    @samalvey8168 4 года назад +4

    "I really don't know, but I'll ask her tomorrow when I visit her at...... The Home."

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  4 года назад

      I can hear the way Bea says The Home in my head!

  • @jtrain5615
    @jtrain5615 5 лет назад +2

    Rose: Can I ask a stupid question?
    Dorothy: Better than anyone I know.

  • @aayzhuhh
    @aayzhuhh 6 лет назад +12

    It’s not on this list but my favorite one is when they bring a pizza home and it’s like
    “Rose were home we got dinner” (I think)
    “What is it ?”
    “A bucket of chicken, I hope you like it extra flat and crispy”

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  6 лет назад

      Don't you worry. We got you. There are 3 Dorothy themed lists.

  • @madisonwaycaster9832
    @madisonwaycaster9832 5 лет назад +5

    "There's no way out n way out!"
    "They let you keep your belt and shoe laces..... Think about that."

  • @lillylovesrain7072
    @lillylovesrain7072 5 лет назад +6

    "Step on a Crack Break your mother's back it doesn't work i know"
    "I'VE TRIIIED"

  • @CharliePetricor
    @CharliePetricor 3 года назад +4

    Bea Arthur was such a gem, she could make an entire audience burst into laughter just by raising an eyebrow! 😂😂😂

  • @ceceoo3
    @ceceoo3 5 лет назад +11

    When was Dorothy Zbornak ever NOT savage? Claire Huxtable, Dorothy, Julia Sugarbaker and often even Jessica Fletcher were all savage.....I love them all. Strong, smart fantastic women❤😍

    • @rayedel1975
      @rayedel1975 5 лет назад

      Claire Huxtable!!! Absolutely!!!

    • @michaellovely6601
      @michaellovely6601 3 года назад +1

      Don't forget about Murphy Brown and Mona Robinson from "Who's the Boss?" Lots of respect for Candice Bergen and Katherine Helmond.

    • @desertrose1226
      @desertrose1226 2 года назад

      Bea Arthur and Angela Lansbury were great friends in real life too!

  • @amymays8727
    @amymays8727 3 года назад +3

    I love it when she told Stan ‘I could vomit just looking at you’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @carolchrist3023
    @carolchrist3023 3 года назад +4

    Dorothy has always been my favorite. I try to emulate her but not always as successful. Keep them all coming!

  • @davedvlaries7764
    @davedvlaries7764 7 лет назад +21

    From "The Little Man" episode when Rose dates Jonathan Newman
    Rose: I mean, how big a man is shouldn't make or break a relationship.
    Dorothy: Not a word, Blanche!
    From "The Robbery" episode:
    Dorothy: Rose, this is getting out of hand. I think you need to see someone.
    Blanche: Dorothy, I don't think a date is necessarily the answer.
    Dorothy: I meant a psychiatrist, hot pants!

    • @K1ttyGam3r
      @K1ttyGam3r 6 лет назад +2

      Dave dvlaries The episodes are actually called "A Little Romance" and "The Break-In"

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  2 года назад

      💓

    • @carag2567
      @carag2567 4 месяца назад +1

      From the Newman episode:
      Blanche sails out of the kitchen holding a tray of appetizers in an effort to be a good hostess. Gleefully:
      "Shrimp???"
      Then IMMEDIATELY turns around and goes back into the kitchen 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sevennycholle6062
    @sevennycholle6062 5 лет назад +6

    R.I.P. Beatrice Arthur

  • @countryboy9377
    @countryboy9377 7 лет назад +28

    Dorothy and Sophia are my favorites, i want to just as savage as them Lol :)

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  7 лет назад

      Something to strive for!

    • @countryboy9377
      @countryboy9377 7 лет назад +1

      heck yea! the show wouldn't be funny to watch without them

    • @mhikl4484
      @mhikl4484 6 лет назад

      Savage they are. Whatever works for you, I guess.

  • @user-si8hq8wf4o
    @user-si8hq8wf4o 9 месяцев назад +2

    "What about me babe?"
    "Go hug a landmine." Absolute love Dorothy.

  • @karencahill4798
    @karencahill4798 2 месяца назад +2

    Best show ever! The cast was cream of the crop and the writing was genius! I’m 68 and miss them dearly. Like thousands of other folks. 👍

  • @darellgrant8753
    @darellgrant8753 5 лет назад +4

    ...on the home shopping network Rose....
    Classic!!!!

  • @SuperBigMike1992
    @SuperBigMike1992 5 лет назад +3

    “To feed the cat, Rose!” 😂😂😂

  • @GayEmo1991
    @GayEmo1991 5 лет назад +2

    Dorothy is definitely my spirit animal

  • @P1995.
    @P1995. 4 года назад +2

    Dorothy’s facial expression at 2:17 😂😂😂😂

  • @RobMoldovan
    @RobMoldovan 4 года назад +4

    Blanche: I'm not going to stand for this!!
    Sophia: Take it Dorothy!
    Dorothy: But you'll lie down for it!
    Sophia: Well that was just plain rude!

  • @weirdoscorner1917
    @weirdoscorner1917 5 лет назад +4

    Sophia is me when I get older. Not because of the wisdom she has but the sarcastic comebacks she gives out.

  • @Thevacomaticvacuumcorner
    @Thevacomaticvacuumcorner 6 лет назад +15

    Not noooow ma!

  • @julietporter7967
    @julietporter7967 3 года назад +1

    Good night, Rose. Go to sleep, sweetheart. Pray for brains. Said deadpan like that. Epic! One of my favorite lines...

  • @AlphaWolf-ic1
    @AlphaWolf-ic1 5 лет назад +3

    Dorothy is a savage XD

  • @thesingngchubbs97oapqueen85
    @thesingngchubbs97oapqueen85 7 лет назад +9

    One of my favorites vwas when Dorothy had Rose as a student in her night school class and she told Rose since she failed the history test she wouldn't be able to graduate. So Rose says to Dorothy, oh yeah, well you have a big behind. So Dorothy says to Rose they can show how the West Was Won on yours. I absolutely love this show

  • @targetsunshine6060
    @targetsunshine6060 5 лет назад +2

    Dorthy ahhh Dorthy definitely one of the greatest! It’s not just what she says it’s the inflection of her voice and her facial expressions. That can’t be taught

  • @Bariom_dome
    @Bariom_dome 5 лет назад +2

    That last one slayed me. LOL

  • @dalegribble5661
    @dalegribble5661 5 лет назад +6

    I wish i was as comfortable with my sexuality as Blanche

  • @99PowerNation99
    @99PowerNation99 5 лет назад +3

    I love Bea Arthur/Dorothy she reminds me a lot of myself and she’s hilarious. R.I.P. Bea Arthur I always loved your amazing talent

  • @booginas
    @booginas 6 лет назад +2

    Dorothy: "Attention everyone!! The man at table ---- 6 in the blue Blazer--- is impotent. Bon appetit!!". THE BEST!!! Hands down.

    • @StayGoldenGirls
      @StayGoldenGirls  6 лет назад

      And the little wave!

    • @booginas
      @booginas 6 лет назад +1

      Stay Golden It was the 🍒 on top of the proverbial 🍰.

  • @brynnhill8342
    @brynnhill8342 6 лет назад +2

    #8 is my favorite one! 😂😂
    Dorothy and Sophia are my absolute favorite!

  • @NickMB
    @NickMB 7 лет назад +4

    "Tell me, Rose, is 'Kill the Bitch' a traditional St. Olaf party game?" 😂😂😂 (Season 6, Episode 4 "Snap Out of It")

  • @usamanasher6852
    @usamanasher6852 5 лет назад +9

    Times Dorothy Zbornak was Savage AF:
    ***Uploads 7 Seasons***

  • @kllwc7772
    @kllwc7772 3 года назад +1

    “Pray for brains “ is deeply &effortlessly savage 🤣🚨🤣

  • @Lucidleo-li8yu
    @Lucidleo-li8yu 5 лет назад +2

    Dorothy's facial expressions were the best. Said to Blanche upon her suggesting that her bossom was perkier than Cheryl Ladd's: "Not even if you were hanging upside down on a TRAPEZE!!!"