Random Golden Girls Compilation Part One

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025
  • A collection of random clips left on the cutting room floor after my last Golden Girls homage.
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  • @spomusmo2349
    @spomusmo2349 3 года назад +115

    Blanche could turn anything sexual, Rose could make anything sound stupid, Dorothy was the best at sarcasm and Sophia was just the insulting Queen 😂😂😂

  • @caitydid86
    @caitydid86 5 лет назад +505

    Leave it Blanche to be more concerned about the fact that her obituary states she is 68 rather than the fact people are claiming she's dead. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kribyy7784
      @kribyy7784 4 года назад +13

      @Kefou Kefak *Self centered

    • @jrjr648
      @jrjr648 3 года назад +6

      68… and dead

    • @pashav.8597
      @pashav.8597 3 года назад +5

      "and dead, don't forget dead"

    • @RazvanMihai88
      @RazvanMihai88 2 года назад +1

      @Logia SD Rose is the idiot, Blanche is vain.

  • @littleshyboy6010
    @littleshyboy6010 5 лет назад +502

    "..they said they could stop it if they could sacrifice the towns dumbest virgin. I dont know why I raised my hand." 😂😂😂😂

    • @ladyyuna2000
      @ladyyuna2000 4 года назад +12

      Rose Nylund was my favorite character on The Golden Girls and of course Sophia Petrillo

    • @Editorknowsbest
      @Editorknowsbest 4 года назад +14

      That was my favorite St. Olaf story!

    • @lauraluffman6177
      @lauraluffman6177 4 года назад +7

      @@ladyyuna2000 Rose was my favorite too 😂

  • @loodiamexican
    @loodiamexican 5 лет назад +208

    Dorothy the Blanche whisperer.

    • @jrjr648
      @jrjr648 3 года назад

      Picture it

  • @harlequinking5217
    @harlequinking5217 4 года назад +58

    Blanche: Can you believe that...? 68...?
    Dorothy: and dead... 😂😂😂

    • @isaiahharrell4159
      @isaiahharrell4159 4 года назад +8

      "Why does she keep forgetting dead?" 😂😂😂

  • @mariaantunez3746
    @mariaantunez3746 5 лет назад +75

    The Golden Girls, all reruns unforgettable, loaded with fun and magnificent comedians! I never ever get tired of watching them♥️🤗

  • @skaig567
    @skaig567 5 лет назад +65

    I’m 25 but grew up watching golden girls throughout my teen years 😂💖 best times watching this

    • @funnycreep
      @funnycreep 5 лет назад +3

      Sky Reigns I’m 25 too I think I started it at like 19. It was on tv every night when I would come home and I’d watch it to fall asleep. Ever since then I’ve been hooked

  • @bananatiergod
    @bananatiergod 5 лет назад +176

    2:01 Fun fact: The shorter officer is Bea Arthur's real-life son.

    • @1983jooj
      @1983jooj  5 лет назад +31

      Great fun fact👍🏽
      I had no idea

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 4 года назад +15

      Insert badass-funny-wierd name here!
      Thanks for pointing this out!
      And a bit funny to realize that his mother was taller than him.

    • @bananatiergod
      @bananatiergod 4 года назад +11

      @@Celisar1 Beatrice was very tall in general so it's understandable XD

    • @kenhollis6197
      @kenhollis6197 4 года назад +8

      @@Celisar1 She adopted him.

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 4 года назад +6

      Ken Hollis
      Thanks, I didn’t know that.

  • @starpupilz
    @starpupilz 5 лет назад +147

    "they're almost as far off on your age as you are!"

  • @geraldwarren6438
    @geraldwarren6438 5 лет назад +101

    "Only once, the time I said it was good for me too!" Lol!!!!!

    • @inkheart151
      @inkheart151 4 года назад +8

      “And you said she didn’t have a sense of humor.”

  • @NikPub
    @NikPub 5 лет назад +47

    I love Blanche's take on Snow White

  • @Kenneth_villanueva27
    @Kenneth_villanueva27 5 лет назад +292

    68.. AND DEAD why does she keeps forgetting dead-- in frustration 😂😂😭😭

  • @MissLilRedRooster
    @MissLilRedRooster 5 лет назад +268

    "Why do I feel the need to bathe?" 💀

    • @JasmineSurrealVideos
      @JasmineSurrealVideos 3 года назад +6

      It's the way Dorothy says it, that nuance and expression, she's peerless, such a great actress truly.

    • @lisawilhelm8837
      @lisawilhelm8837 3 года назад

      Its not bathe, it's why do I feel the need to hey (like at the moon)

  • @aerorobnz
    @aerorobnz 2 года назад +20

    "Stan, pick up the TV on your way out" 🤣

  • @cragerzz
    @cragerzz 4 года назад +29

    "Seven lonely me.... livin in the woods needin a woooomun!"

  • @disoriented1
    @disoriented1 5 лет назад +85

    Blanche.."I wonder if you can collect Social Security at 49...50..?" Dorothy in reply.."What is that, Blanche, the address of the Social Security building??!"..LOL!

    • @MrsCarmenG
      @MrsCarmenG 3 года назад +1

      Which episode do these lines come from?

    • @funnybones2677
      @funnybones2677 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kaorujustice2590
    @kaorujustice2590 5 лет назад +383

    “Officers, shoot this people!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I’m dead LMFAO

    • @YorkshireNutte
      @YorkshireNutte 5 лет назад +46

      "We can only shoot looters!"
      "Stan, pick up the TV on your way out."

    • @kenhollis6197
      @kenhollis6197 4 года назад +14

      Why is it no one can spell "these" anymore?

    • @inkheart151
      @inkheart151 4 года назад +1

      @@YorkshireNutte It took me YEARS to understand the joke behind that!

    • @finauvuli9340
      @finauvuli9340 4 года назад

      Honestly 🤣🤣💀💀

    • @jrjr648
      @jrjr648 3 года назад +2

      I wanted him to pick up the TV

  • @madmuziq
    @madmuziq 5 лет назад +30

    0:08 Wow. That dress is perfect on Blanche 😍❤

  • @super7sevenup26
    @super7sevenup26 4 года назад +29

    Love them all..the 4 of them...they each have their own special way making people laugh....💙💙🥰🥰😍😍

  • @eliranpinhasov5940
    @eliranpinhasov5940 5 лет назад +99

    I grew up in Israel on the golden girls.
    Jojo..its great too see the latest young generation like u exposed and loving the show🤗😉♥️

    • @1983jooj
      @1983jooj  5 лет назад +14

      Eliran Pinhasov someone gave it to me six years ago and said I had to watch it. I binged the entire series over a week. I couldn’t stop. I’m addicted now.

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy 4 года назад +5

      Eliran fuck yeah I don't know how I ran into this show but I'm 18 now and been a fan for nearly 2 years. I know I'll be a fan for life because I love these women .

  • @DragonHeir92
    @DragonHeir92 4 года назад +48

    “Oh? Well I’m just the opposite I love a tight man...”
    ...
    “Rose, when did you get in?”

    • @alysononoahu8702
      @alysononoahu8702 4 года назад +1

      Absolutely brilliant

    • @MrsCarmenG
      @MrsCarmenG 3 года назад +5

      “Oh no! Tight with money!”
      “Oh tight with money? Dump him.” 😂😂

  • @rexcorvorum4262
    @rexcorvorum4262 4 года назад +37

    I died at 5:29, then he said “let him be surprised” and the undertaker was at my bedroom door

  • @armanewt5167
    @armanewt5167 2 года назад +6

    Can’t believe how hilarious this show still is!!

  • @dongskijyu8583
    @dongskijyu8583 2 года назад +5

    The golden girls sitcom is timeless

  • @TheFlair4thedramatic
    @TheFlair4thedramatic 4 года назад +26

    To think that Betty White was originally asked to play Blanche...

  • @Blitzy279
    @Blitzy279 5 лет назад +85

    I never thought like this about the story of Snow White. And if you stay and think of it, the dwarfs are just the same rich like the prince. And in diamonds! Oh, Snow, I think u make a mistake darling...

    • @amandajohnson3531
      @amandajohnson3531 5 лет назад +8

      Bea Arthur's character in Maude had a very different outlook on that story.

    • @qarahiyo
      @qarahiyo 4 года назад +7

      Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs sound like a porn movie

    • @serena3673
      @serena3673 4 года назад +1

      @@qarahiyo 😁😁😁 if it came out now it would definitely reflect that.

    • @musicaltheatergeek79
      @musicaltheatergeek79 4 года назад +3

      Seven Brides for Seven Brothers sounds like a porno.

    • @kaylajames9334
      @kaylajames9334 4 года назад +1

      Amanda Johnson I must know more. Do you have a link to that?

  • @mehulbhati7705
    @mehulbhati7705 4 года назад +16

    Stan: so what you have never lied?
    Dorothy: only once stan when I told u, it was good for me too
    Me: BBBBBUUUURRRRNNNNN😂😂😝😝

  • @liapaulageduspan256
    @liapaulageduspan256 3 года назад +23

    Honestly Gloria making love with stan in Dorothy's bed is just disrespectful on every level :)
    Hated that episode, everyone was super mean to Dorothy all throughout and she was still the one who apologized in the end. Like wth.

    • @desertrose1226
      @desertrose1226 3 года назад +10

      Everyone’s always mean to Dorothy. Poor Dorothy no wonder she has to be a tough bitch sometimes! I love her she is so funny!

    • @ToniaAlex13
      @ToniaAlex13 2 года назад +3

      Same, hated it so much that when I started watching the episode and came on that one I barely could finish it. Also I took about a weeks break to try and forget about it. I don't ever want to see back that episode

    • @Stopnoisepollution
      @Stopnoisepollution Год назад +2

      ​@@ToniaAlex13Same here. It was despicable.

  • @toddbeaton1512
    @toddbeaton1512 4 года назад +13

    the golden girls are so amazing

  • @JacobLink350
    @JacobLink350 4 года назад +43

    3:05
    Blanche: 68?!
    Dorothy: And dead! Don’t forget dead.
    3:20
    Blanche: 68!
    Dorothy: And dead.
    3:38
    Blanche: 68!
    Dorothy: And dead. Why does she keep forgetting “dead”??

  • @P1995.
    @P1995. 5 лет назад +89

    In some primitive societies they leave their elderly out in a field for large birds to feed on 😂😂😂

    • @soyjacobo
      @soyjacobo 4 года назад +9

      Paolo Lucia I always loved it when Dorothy would threaten Sophia. They had such a hilarious mother-daughter relationship. 🤣😅

    • @inkheart151
      @inkheart151 4 года назад +7

      Dorothy: "Now where do we draw the line?"
      Sophia: "Right before the large bird thing!"

    • @rosycandyhaven
      @rosycandyhaven 3 года назад +1

      @@soyjacobo Shady Pines Ma

  • @theresaholguin699
    @theresaholguin699 2 года назад +2

    I never got to watch the show when it was on back then. l worked nights. I got caught up on all of the shows on cable tv. Thank goodness for cable tv. This was a fantastic show

  • @geraldwarren6438
    @geraldwarren6438 5 лет назад +68

    Only Blanche can make "Snow White" seem R-rated! Lol!!!!!

    • @carrioncrow13
      @carrioncrow13 4 года назад +2

      Oh man, that sounds like you have never read the Grimms' version of Snow White. The original tale is really messed up. 😂

    • @geraldwarren6438
      @geraldwarren6438 4 года назад +1

      @@carrioncrow13 Anselma No I've never read the version you're talking about. Sounds interesting!

    • @desertrose1226
      @desertrose1226 3 года назад +1

      @@carrioncrow13 yeah it sure is. Prince Charming is a pervert he’s 35 while Snow is like 14 or some ridiculous age

    • @rosycandyhaven
      @rosycandyhaven 3 года назад +1

      7 lonely men, living in the woods needin a woman.

  • @mahhubbard
    @mahhubbard 5 месяцев назад

    I have been watching GG for almost 40 years they are still amazingly fun to watch.

  • @stanwalkerlover23
    @stanwalkerlover23 4 года назад +31

    I’m kind of feel sorry for Blanche not because she’s self -cantered but because she’s a lot more insecure than others , specifically about things like her age .

    • @alysononoahu8702
      @alysononoahu8702 4 года назад +1

      I agree, and her looks etc

    • @desertrose1226
      @desertrose1226 3 года назад +1

      I am Blanche unfortunately.. not the men thing or the sleeping around, but I’m insecure about my age too since turning 35.

    • @stanwalkerlover23
      @stanwalkerlover23 3 года назад +2

      @@desertrose1226 I don’t usually give unsolicited advice , Because I don’t know your story . But just don’t think of it as getting older, think of it is becoming wiser, well all I’m trying to say is just shift your perspective . It’s easy to get lost when you think about age and what it means

    • @rosycandyhaven
      @rosycandyhaven 3 года назад +2

      @@desertrose1226 Think of it as becoming better.

  • @daniellelawman9724
    @daniellelawman9724 5 лет назад +7

    Sleeping with your sister's ex is one thing but to do it in HER house and in HER own bed is fucked up on so many levels. Dorothy's sister and ex clearly have no respect for her whatsoever. I would have cut them both out of my life

  • @luxvella1598
    @luxvella1598 4 года назад +11

    Dorothy: You misjudged me.
    *slams the door*
    Me, dead. 🤣

  • @myles-spikewebby8519
    @myles-spikewebby8519 Год назад +1

    My fave part is "And dead, don't forget dead!" Gotta love Dorothy!

  • @moonbabyxo
    @moonbabyxo 5 лет назад +30

    68.. *AND DEAD* why does she keep forgetting dead 😂😭

  • @marycanary86
    @marycanary86 4 года назад +11

    blanche is ho goals

  • @lauraluffman6177
    @lauraluffman6177 5 лет назад +21

    Why do I feel the need to bathe lmao 😁

  • @alondrita3107
    @alondrita3107 5 лет назад +11

    0:02 lol, the powerpuff girls.

  • @ChiTengoku
    @ChiTengoku 5 лет назад +22

    Great video! I’m just sad you didn’t put in the rest of that last clip. Blanche’s deadpan, “Dump him,” is hilarious! The stark contrast from her past reaction is just too perfect.

    • @1983jooj
      @1983jooj  5 лет назад +1

      Juliana Hall honestly, the clip was like that. I must have had an intention for the clip, cut it too short, never used it and now that’s what’s left. I hear you though.

  • @aliciahoverson
    @aliciahoverson 3 года назад +1

    Nice edit 👍🏼
    Hilarious as always 🤣🌹

  • @alysononoahu8702
    @alysononoahu8702 4 года назад +8

    🎵Blaa-aanche company🎵

  • @kamya7104
    @kamya7104 5 лет назад +37

    SEVEN LONELY MEN 😂😂😂😂😂🌚

  • @tanq_mchunu695
    @tanq_mchunu695 4 года назад +12

    7 lonely men 😂😂😂😂

  • @shay2spritedwomansmith528
    @shay2spritedwomansmith528 5 лет назад +12

    To relax 😂😂😂

  • @queen.kristal8395
    @queen.kristal8395 3 года назад +6

    Lol Blanche is something else for her age she act like she is 25.all that men dreams and fantasies should be over at her age

    • @desertrose1226
      @desertrose1226 3 года назад +2

      Why? She’s 50 not dead. You 20 somethings are really arrogant these days you think you’ll never grow older.

    • @queen.kristal8395
      @queen.kristal8395 3 года назад

      @@desertrose1226 well when your 50 u should know more about men

  • @atlvia8338
    @atlvia8338 Год назад

    everytime I would go to my great grandma house she would be watching golden girls

  • @andrewmichaelfernandes9982
    @andrewmichaelfernandes9982 2 года назад +1

    Excellent compilation. But where's parts 2 to 25?

  • @gabrielpatten6939
    @gabrielpatten6939 5 лет назад +17

    3:11 What the hell is a birthday wax?!? 😂

    • @red0421
      @red0421 4 года назад +4

      I'm guessing it involves being naked and hot wax.
      Sounds painful.

    • @devynodyssey7734
      @devynodyssey7734 4 года назад +12

      Birthday whacks. Slaps on her butt.

    • @alysononoahu8702
      @alysononoahu8702 4 года назад +2

      You crawl through their legs and everyone paddles you as you go through the line

    • @gabrielpatten6939
      @gabrielpatten6939 4 года назад +2

      @@alysononoahu8702 yeah, when someone replied with "birthday whacks" instead of wax, it clicked lol

  • @dashoverton1963
    @dashoverton1963 2 года назад

    Little do most people know, the young cop at 2:00 is Bea Arthur’s son in real life.

  • @argumedo12
    @argumedo12 4 года назад +6

    68... And dead.😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @masham7197
    @masham7197 2 года назад +1

    How she says that at 4:02 😂

  • @karensnowden962
    @karensnowden962 5 лет назад +6

    Indeed I never get tired of watching those girls. Blanche and Patsy have a lot in common. 65?

  • @babyyankieteller5410
    @babyyankieteller5410 4 года назад +6

    Please 4:33 is from which season??

  • @dwaynehayes3782
    @dwaynehayes3782 4 месяца назад

    Roses dumbest virgin story reminds me of when the traveling carnival drove up in front of the Rescue Mission in Long Beach, California looking for volunteers to work. I dont know why i raised my hand! I wont ever do that again. 😂

  • @EphemeralProductions
    @EphemeralProductions 5 лет назад +3

    This is so funneh! You did a good job on this one sir! :).

  • @desertrose1226
    @desertrose1226 3 года назад +8

    I kind of hate Stan …anyone else!? He’s so disrespectful to Dorothy.

  • @dingodalton2622
    @dingodalton2622 3 года назад +3

    Ma is to be fed twice a day…..

  • @morgancalvi6675
    @morgancalvi6675 2 года назад +1

    Did you know St. Olaf is a real town in MN?

  • @Blackwoman12345
    @Blackwoman12345 3 года назад +4

    Those Cops They are Bea Arthur Real Life Sons

  • @GadrielSumerfall
    @GadrielSumerfall 5 лет назад +10

    Golden Girls. 💖

  • @Accam570
    @Accam570 Год назад +1

    Who else wants to go to Stonehenge Land? 😜

  • @cmclayton1986
    @cmclayton1986 5 лет назад +9

    4:11 To this very day I am still trying to figure out what in the HELL did she have on🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gabrielpatten6939
      @gabrielpatten6939 5 лет назад +7

      Bruh, it's a chicken costume from a play the girls did

    • @williamlong5428
      @williamlong5428 4 года назад +1

      Caramelized Gabriel
      Goose...

    • @lulup5452
      @lulup5452 4 года назад

      Her Goosy Loosy costume.

    • @alysononoahu8702
      @alysononoahu8702 4 года назад +1

      Sophia was the narrator and the other 3 were all big birds

    • @desertrose1226
      @desertrose1226 3 года назад

      Looks like something Bjork wore at an awards way back when…

  • @katevans3795
    @katevans3795 5 лет назад +21

    68 and dead. Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @frenchyontravel
    @frenchyontravel 4 года назад +4

    Hahahahaha Rose when did you get in?? 🤣

  • @diesellove
    @diesellove 3 года назад +1

    i love uncle Angelo...

  • @melaniewood3506
    @melaniewood3506 3 года назад +1

    R.I.P Fred Wllard

  • @Whateverufluffinsay
    @Whateverufluffinsay Год назад

    Hahahahahhaa it’s always Blanche 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cmclayton1986
    @cmclayton1986 3 года назад +1

    1:38 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cannedmusic
    @cannedmusic Год назад

    Golden Cast!

  • @alexbebemax
    @alexbebemax Год назад

    Looking for the cheap Jezebel who’s ruining my Gerald’s life!

  • @pattibrooks1907
    @pattibrooks1907 4 года назад +3

    Golden Girls helps me with my depression that and my kitty

  • @stuartcanavan5730
    @stuartcanavan5730 5 лет назад +1

    OMFG I'm feeling like I'm watching the late night show.

  • @pichchoco7866
    @pichchoco7866 4 года назад +8

    I love a tight man...lol

  • @finaberenguel2019
    @finaberenguel2019 8 месяцев назад

    En Español por favor 😊

  • @suzycreamcheesez4371
    @suzycreamcheesez4371 2 года назад +1

    RIP

  • @rafaelgarcia7078
    @rafaelgarcia7078 3 года назад

    who edited this?

    • @1983jooj
      @1983jooj  3 года назад +2

      No one, that’s what random means.

    • @rafaelgarcia7078
      @rafaelgarcia7078 3 года назад +1

      @@1983jooj random means the list is not curated. someone has to edit the clips together. bummed they removed all of the reactions.

    • @1983jooj
      @1983jooj  3 года назад +3

      @@rafaelgarcia7078 I’m pretty sure not curated and unedited is the same thing...😂🤣😂. Thanks for watching.

  • @ferdaous-
    @ferdaous- 4 года назад +5

    I love a tight man two lol ❤

  • @flower_girl4983
    @flower_girl4983 3 года назад +1

    isn't cathren prettier than ellan?

  • @anthonypay2187
    @anthonypay2187 2 года назад +1

    Blanch was to much of a drama queen