That’s funny given that when I was really little I thought Dorothy was a man. Her deep voice, the fact I thought Dorothy was also a mens name. To be fair, I was six
“Blanche, have you heard the latest ad campaigns? “Join the Navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux.” “Join the Army, be all you can be, and sleep with Blanche Devereaux.” “The Marines are looking for a few good men who have *NOT SLEPT WITH BLANCHE DEVEREAUX.””* Damn, when Dorothy twists the knife, she doesn’t stop. 🤣🤣
Not many people realize that Rose was a low key savage. The other girls may have had their moments, but Rose would cut deep with a seemingly innocent response.
My favorite episode is melodrama when rose is pretending to interview Dorothy and starts talking about how Dorothy keeps brochures in her top drawer of shady pines while Sophia is there with them. No matter how many times I watch that makes me laugh til I cry lol
I'll use that on my ex-sister-in-law. That obnoxious heffer broke my brother's heart (she cheated on him behind his back & they were married), is making things complicated for my little niece, and now she's demanding full custody of my niece despite that she's a terrible mother to her (she's ashamed that she had a girl instead of a boy).
I love when she caught Stan in bed with her sister, Gloria. She called the cops into the room (who were there to evacuate the house due to the impending hurricane) and she said “Officers...shoot these people.” The cops respond how they can only shoot looters, and Dorothy says “Stan...grab the TV set on the way out” 😂😂😂😂
I agree 👍 I'm in my mid 20s and been watching the G.G since I was a teenager. No matter what age you are, you can always learn a lot from this show. Makes you think how you're going to be when you get older 😄
Tell me about it. I felt a bit awkward as a teenage Dorothy, but life gets so much better as the years go by... I will mature into a Sophia in about 15 minutes...
7 years ago my daughter was getting married. All her friends and her went out to a nightclub. After 2 hours they all ended up back at her place in their pjs watching The Golden Girls marathon. A bunch of gorgeous 30 year olds lol So The Golden Girls were her Bachelorette Party lol
Millenials! My kid sister's idea of an after prom party was coming back to the house with her date and another couple to watch "Lion king" in the basement 😅
That's a great scene. But the clip in this video ends right before Dorothy says, sounding like a deranged little girl, "Sometimes I just want to hug my MOMMY!" Hilarious!
Nena Rosebud and you better know it. I wasn't expecting that one it caught me off gaurd I woke my client up from laughing. She asked what I was watching and I told her, she was surprised I watched G. G.
Dorothy to Rose: "I'm so nervous. Have you ever given a eulogy?" Rose: "Where at a funeral?" Dorothy: "No, at a pie eating contest." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Blanche ... "Dirk's nearly 5 years younger than I am." Dorothy ... pauses and gives that dry look and says, "In what Blanche, Dog Years!!!" .... I love that line.
(Blanche tells everyone her sister needs her kidney to live) Dorothy: "Your kidney?" Rose: "Why would she need a kidney?" Dorothy: "TO FEED THE CAT, ROSE!" Bwahahahahahahahahaha
Not at all related to how "gangster" Dorothy was, but I liked one of Sophia's lines later in that episode. "I walk into the living room, and there's a toilet sitting in front of the television set. It's an old lady's dream come true." Hopefully that's the exact quote, but even if it isn't, the general idea is there. XD
This was a groundbreaking show in the mid 80s. The writers dared to cover topics that were only hinted at or half-talked about at the time. All the show's characters were strong in their own way and the delivery of the lines had amazing timing. The Golden girls will probably remain one of the best comedy sitcom of all times.
Dorothy: Floozy. Blanche: Tramp. Dorothy: I, I am a tramp? Blanche, have you heard the latest ad campaigns?Join the Navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux! Join the Army, be all you can be and sleep with Blanche Devereaux!. The Marines are looking for a few good men who have NOT slept with Blanche Devereaux!😭😭😭😭😂😪
Stay Golden That & the Coke one always kills me. Blanche: Rose are you upset about Ernie? Dorothy: No she's upset because they keep changing the taste of Coke.
It is the episode where Sophia tells one of her "picture it Sicily 19??" stories where she talks about a young peasant girl who met a painter. He paints a portrait of her and they make love and fall in love. The painter paints a nude portrait of the peasant girl and the girl is appalled, it looks nothing like her. She says, "you see girls, that peasant girl was me and that painter was PABLO PICASSO" Dorothy: Ma you're lying! Rose: Now Dorothy be positive! Dorothy: OK! I AM POSITIVE SHE’S LYING
Sophia: "what kind of pain & embarrassment has this lesbian lifestyle caused your mother?" Dorothy: "I don't really know, but I'll ask her tomorrow when I visit her in THE HOME."
Jackie, so funny I forgot about the show but some reason it was in my suggesteds today. The home... I used to laugh so hard. They looked so old to me then.. but they're really not.
Dorothy to Rose: "So you're five years older. So am I, and so is Blanche. So you have a few more wrinkles. So do I. So does Blanche. So you're a little thicker around the middle. So is Blanche!" XD Also... Rose: "Why would your sister want your kidney?!?!" Dorothy: "TO FEED THE CAT, ROSE!!!!"
Lol those are hysterical. And when dorothy went off on the dr who told her she was crazy when she actually had chronic fatigue syndrome that whole speech was gangsta even the drs wife told him to shut up . Lol I went through a really hard time in my life and i kid u not the anxiety i thought would do me in i watched the golden girls every night they had a marathon it was so funny so classic it got me out if my head a lot .
The episode where she inherited the apt building from Stan's uncle. Rose was working on exposing the fact the same apt building was a slum. Dorthy and Stan had to go court because of it. I remember Rose said “Dorothy, isn’t this something? You’ve become what we in the news business call a ‘hot story!’” And Dorothy responds, "And you’ve become what we call in the revenge business ‘next.’”
"I've just been thrown out of an unofficial Elvis Presley Fan Club. I'll try to pick up the pieces and go on with my life. There must be a support group for people like me." My all time favorite Dorothy line!
@@quintaseagle4660 Blanche: Perhaps, Dorothy, you should find a group that's a little less fanatical in its devotion. Dorothy: Like what, Blanche, the PLO?
Love Beau Arthur. Dorothy’s sarcastic lines are always hilarious. When Rose said “I learned you can make bake Alaska locally.” Dorothy replied “And mars bars are made right here on earth.” 😆
Dorothy says, "This is a .375 Magnum, one of the most powerful handguns in the world. It could blow your head off. The only problem is, I don't remember if I shot four rounds or five. So you have to ask yourself, do you feel lucky? Well, do ya...punk?" Sophia says, "Go ahead, make her day." now this is real gangster LOL 😂❤
Right episode, wrong line. It should've been when Dorothy was solving the first murder; after stating that patricide was a male-on-male crime, she added, "Although daughters FREQUENTLY MURDER THEIR MOTHERS!"
I've been trying to find this clip where Dorothy passed out when she found out Sophia was getting married to her (dead) best friend's husband. Rose slapped her to wake her up and when she woke up, Rose asked her how did it feel like to pass out, and then Dorothy said "Like this," and proceeded to slap her in return. Now *that* was straight up gangsta. Lmao
Blanche: Maybe the Red Sequin, Strapless backless low-cut mini. Dorothy: Why don't ya just tie a scarf around your waist. Stan: Stanley Zbornak doesn't have to beg a woman to get into bed, women come to me! Dorothy: Yeah, right after they get the approval number on your Mastercard
I love the one when Dorothy was acting like the voice of God when Rose was saying her prayers...."Rose thanks for the lovely prayer now shut up and get into bed!!! LMBO!!!
She was a savage on the episode when Rose worked for a talk show and she confused the topic Women who Live together. It made Blanche and Dorothy look like a couple on the panel. Sophia tried to embarrass Dorothy by asking a question as an audience member and Dorothy's retort about her mother being in a home was hilarious.
Blanche: I once was told I bore a striking resemblence to Miss Cheryl Ladd ... although my bosoms are perkier! Dorothy: Not even if you were hanging upside down on a TRAPEZE! XD Also the very gangsta: Rose, PLAY OR DIE.
One of my favorite "Dorothy" moments that isn't in this video, is the scene where she's on the phone trying to get concert tickets. She's on hold for 20 minutes and when someone finally answers, they tell her that tickets are already sold out.... Dorothy yells "You kept me on hold for 20 minutes to tell me they're sold out ?!?!?! Nooo NOOOOOO I will NOT have a nice day !!!!!!!!!!
Dorothy: Shady Pines, Ma! Sophia: You're bluffing! Dorothy: The West Wing? Sophia: Right behind you! Dorothy: Shady Pines, Rose! Rose: This really shouldn't work on me!
Gregory Dalberg Rose tells Dorothy she has a big behind, and Dorothy comes back with, "if were talking about big behinds, they can show How the West Was Won on yours
I've been watching the Golden Girls since it's been on. I still watch the reruns. They never get old, including Dorothy's sarcasm. Cracks me up every time!
One of my favourites is when Dorothy and the girls are in a western bar to find Blanches father when a guy hits on them "evening ladies, mind if a lonesome cowboy puts his saddlebags round your campfire?" "OH GIVE US A BREAK WOULD YA MACK?!" 😂
From The Golden Palace Blanche : Dorothy I could just deck you! Dorothy : You try and I'll have you on your back so fast you'll think you're out on a date!
My very favorite is the Kidney Transplant episode where rose says "why does she need your kidney " and Dorothy snaps in the middle of rose asking and belts out "to feed the cat Rose" and the look she gives afterwards is legendary gangster...
Dorthy is the best I've loved the Golden Girls ever since I was like 12 and the great thing about The Golden Girls as you can watch the episodes again and again and again and they're still funny and great
“I just have to see what Joe has to say about all this...” “You just have to see what Joe has to say about all this...Would this Joe happen to be JOE MAMA?!” “No, Joe Stewart..He’s my business partner.” “Of Course, Joe Mama works for IBM.”
sofia: this question is for blanches girlfriend dorothy. what efferct has this lifestyle had on your mother? Dorothy: im sure i dont know but ill be sure to ask her when i visit her at ..THE HOME.......... Sofia: no further questions
How about when they’re trying to convince Rose to go on the cruise and Dorothy tells Blanche “Stop it Blanche. Not all of us are classified by the navy as a friendly port.” I love Dorothy.
One of my favorites is when Dorothy and Uncle Lewis are on the blind date in that seafood place. Dorothy picks up a small crab then she says......this looks like Ma with a scrunched up lil face. Then she picks up a hammer or whatever and smashes that crab on the table.
"This has to be a fake. I mean, Elvis would have never left this much meat on a pork chop." AND "In St. Olaf, they think Freud is a way to cook chicken!”
(at gym) Blanche: (to Trainer) "Oh, don't worry about me, I'm very flexible.." Dorothy: "Blanche sticking your feet out of the sunroof of a Chrysler New Yorker doesn't count!
@robyn ann pudgybunny'sden OMG! Where did you get your ELEMENTARY education? Who can even read - let alone UNDERSTAND what you're TRYING to say? Throw it all away, go back to 3rd grade and get your punctuation right! That whole paragraph was a cry for help.
Dorothy best quote. Lady says: That tramp Blanche Devereaux killed my lover.. Dorothy: I know Blanche Devereaux and this tramp is incapable of murder.. Lol saw that one the other day, still laughing a week later..
TheGreyJedi492 I love when Me HaHa had Dorothy doing the “Birthday Parade” with kids who’s birthday it also was...and she leaned in and told him “don’t prolong this, I know what car you drive HaHa” 😂😂😂
Also at the end of number 14, you could've added in where Dorothy's says, although, mothers frequently murder their mothers. In the episode, Blanche Delivers, Dorothy tells Rose, that parents will nag you, and nag you, until you want to strangle them but you don't because you're in a hospital full of recesiatating equipment.
"Get Bent Ha-Ha," " I'll punch your heart outHa-Ha" and "Don't prolong this, I know what car you drive Ha-Ha" all in one scene along with the part where Rose said "Dorothy, you haven't even touched your Mr. Ha-Ha Dog" which prompted Dorothy to slam her hand down on the hot dog.
I was a 10 y/o boy when this show started, who grew up with my sister, mom and grandma. We watched this show every week and I thought it was the funniest show on TV. Now I'm 43, and it's still one of my all time favorite shows.
My favorite Dorothy moment 1:55-2:18. How Rue kept it together in this scene is beyond me. You can tell she was trying so hard not to laugh but you can see her smiling. Love it!!
Dorothy was always the golden girl I wanted to be. Her quick-witted sarcasm and strong-will is what made me lover her. I think what should've been number 1 is when she told that doctor off in the restaurant.
@@MetFan37 I agree and I noticed that too. But it is still a damn good scene. The wife, " shut up, Louis." PRICELESS. And Dorothy sure put that doc in his place. Love it!
"What are you serving for dessert, Blanche penecillin! That's a classic 😂😂😭😭
I like to imagine what that would look like. Sitting there in a little cup like a penicillin pudding?
Stay Golden probably crumbled up like sprinkles 😭😭😂😂
Oh I like yours much better!
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Home for Thanksgiving
Dorothy is gangster but her mother Sophia is a stone cold killer!!!💣
Oh we are working on that one next ;)
Like; he Pfeiffer how do you like a punch in youre pface !?!!
The apple doesn't fall very far from the tree
Remm Rotterdam Yes! lol. One of my favorite lines.
The P is not silent!
"I'm warning you, I did time in Attica."
"That's a MEN'S prison."
"I know. I was there a year before they found out."
😂😂😂😂
Sorry chief, didn't mean to ruffle your feathers.
shit that how u make them to walk away just say something that they can call BS on
That’s funny given that when I was really little I thought Dorothy was a man. Her deep voice, the fact I thought Dorothy was also a mens name. To be fair, I was six
@@cecethequietlizard8706 how is Dorothy a man's name? Even if you're young...
@@lukadrazenovic7247 idk man 😭
“Blanche, have you heard the latest ad campaigns? “Join the Navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux.” “Join the Army, be all you can be, and sleep with Blanche Devereaux.” “The Marines are looking for a few good men who have *NOT SLEPT WITH BLANCHE DEVEREAUX.””* Damn, when Dorothy twists the knife, she doesn’t stop. 🤣🤣
That one is one of my favorites
That one was also one of my favorites, this show not only had great acting but great writing!
BLANCHE JUST SMIRK, I STAN THAT BISH
The Marines will be looking for a good long while.
One of my favorite comebacks
Not many people realize that Rose was a low key savage. The other girls may have had their moments, but Rose would cut deep with a seemingly innocent response.
Oh I agree 100000% that she was super low key savage.
Para Momal her beast really came out when she was competing, also, standing for herself
Yo rose was always a savage.. her upbeat personality distracts from it
Rose would say some out cold shit sometimes! 😂
My favorite episode is melodrama when rose is pretending to interview Dorothy and starts talking about how Dorothy keeps brochures in her top drawer of shady pines while Sophia is there with them. No matter how many times I watch that makes me laugh til I cry lol
"I worked in the public school system it's not that different" ACCURATE
@Providence OPC-Bradenton I've seen ALOT fights when I was in Highschool.
Amen to that!
That’s right 😂
Haha, that's why I'm no longer in the classroom, and instead thoroughly enjoying my life as a receptionist in our district office until I retire!
Alehaq Oh I loved that scene! That was my favorite.
Okay here’s my favorite Dorothy scene.
Rose: Where are you going?
Dorothy: To either go get ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car.
My brother once asked me where I was going and I said the same thing.
customer: "aren't you gonna tell me to have a nice day?"
Dorothy: "I don't care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day."
Oh a great one!!
omg! I wish I could say that to stupid people I've come across at work!
Which episode was that one? I don't remember that
Jetthead18: I think that was in the spin-off Golden Palace when Dorothy came to visit.
Damn - that one's a keeper!
Rose asked, "can I ask a dumb question?" Dorothy replied, " better than anyone I know."
That's one of the best
2:27 - Dorothy grabbed Sophia because she knew if she didn’t, Sophia would’ve said something that would’ve started a war, lol.
Totally would have opened her mouth.
XD that part cracked me up so much because you just know what she was about to say
Right!!?
Iconic
"I bet he'd bend over forwards too." Is what I expected to come out of Sofia
😂😂😂😂😂
“Big deal I took a whole place set”
“NOT NOW MA”
😂😂 Dorothy and Sophia together is the best
Agreed
Dorothy's face when she yelled "NOT NOW MA!!" OH MY GOODNESS!!!😂🤣😂😂😂 and Sophia reaction afterwards..mann💯💯
Then she decided to demonstrate how a throat is almost always cut from behind.
"Not part of the show, people!"
The way she grabs the tablecloth kills me
They were the OG’S of savagery
"Go hug a landmine".....gotta use that on my evil aunt.
Lmmfao 🤣🤣
That one was my favorite
Did it work?
LOL I’m gonna use that on a few of my cousins who I hate
I'll use that on my ex-sister-in-law.
That obnoxious heffer broke my brother's heart (she cheated on him behind his back & they were married), is making things complicated for my little niece, and now she's demanding full custody of my niece despite that she's a terrible mother to her (she's ashamed that she had a girl instead of a boy).
I love when she caught Stan in bed with her sister, Gloria. She called the cops into the room (who were there to evacuate the house due to the impending hurricane) and she said “Officers...shoot these people.” The cops respond how they can only shoot looters, and Dorothy says “Stan...grab the TV set on the way out” 😂😂😂😂
YESSS
That was a hilarious episode! Fun fact: the actor playing the younger cop was Bea's son.
what episode is that ?
😂😂😂😂😂
How about when she kicked Stan out of the bed and he asked her where was he going to sleep and she said, " On the floor like any dog" 😁😁
Oh we are totally using that for an upcoming list, promise! It is so good, thank you for reminding us!
Stay Golden you are sooo welcome!
Also when she told him "Right after they get the approval number from your master card!!!!"
Number 6 I fell off the sofa and down the stairs and bent over backwards
THAT was the one...
They don't make sitcoms like this anymore
Since three of the cast of four are now deceased, that makes sense.
Who would of thought that a show about beautiful older women would be one of the funniest most memorable shows of our time..
I agree 👍 I'm in my mid 20s and been watching the G.G since I was a teenager. No matter what age you are, you can always learn a lot from this show. Makes you think how you're going to be when you get older 😄
The older I get, the more I’m like Dorothy lmao
Nothing wrong with that!
I couldn't agree more. I find myself a lot like Dorothy and Sophia lol
Here's hoping I can become the male equivalent of Sophia someday... ideally without the stroke.
@@XxBabyGurlLovexX Me too Girl Me Too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tell me about it. I felt a bit awkward as a teenage Dorothy, but life gets so much better as the years go by... I will mature into a Sophia in about 15 minutes...
"I warn you, I did time in Attica."
"Attica is a mens' prison."
"I know, I was there a year before they found out!"
BAM!
"Sorry, chief. I didn't mean to ruffle your feathers".
THUG LIFE!
Pure perfection
“I work in the public school system, it’s not that different from this.”😂
Jane and John Doe 🙌🏾😂🤣😂
7 years ago my daughter was getting married. All her friends and her went out to a nightclub. After 2 hours they all ended up back at her place in their pjs watching The Golden Girls marathon. A bunch of gorgeous 30 year olds lol
So The Golden Girls were her Bachelorette Party lol
That is exactly the best night.
Millenials! My kid sister's idea of an after prom party was coming back to the house with her date and another couple to watch "Lion king" in the basement 😅
When Dorothy puts her mouth over Sophia in #6, I'm done lmao!
+Nena Rosebud it's a great moment. Great physical comedy.
That's a great scene. But the clip in this video ends right before Dorothy says, sounding like a deranged little girl, "Sometimes I just want to hug my MOMMY!" Hilarious!
Very true. She does sound a little crazy sauce there.
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Nena Rosebud and you better know it. I wasn't expecting that one it caught me off gaurd I woke my client up from laughing. She asked what I was watching and I told her, she was surprised I watched G. G.
Dorothy had the best dry, sarcastic delivery.
+SarahsKnight0 100%
That's why i am glad i have a dry sense of humor i love using her one liners
Dorothy and Sophia were the perfect comedic duo.
SarahsKnight0 Just so you know bea.arthur and blanche were on maude together and bea.arthur was harry Anderson's old show..
Dorothy was my absolute favorite.
Dorothy to Rose: "I'm so nervous. Have you ever given a eulogy?"
Rose: "Where at a funeral?"
Dorothy: "No, at a pie eating contest." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I never heard THAT one! Bah ha ha!
Blanche ... "Dirk's nearly 5 years younger than I am." Dorothy ... pauses and gives that dry look and says, "In what Blanche, Dog Years!!!" .... I love that line.
The timing. The writing. I agree. Absolutely perfect.
Dorothy's quotes need to be on T-shirts and bumper stickers. Would definitely buy a few
There you go! You have your business plan!
I Would Buy A Dozen Shirts
We need to get you shopping!!
Erik Petrie I'd buy them all!!!!
Erik Petrie yes me and you both!!!
Rose: "lol I call him scotty"
*pops scotty*
Dorothy: "now you can call him garbage 😊*
BOOM
Dorothy: Ted, what a surprise to see you again.
Ted: It's great to see you again.
Stan: What about me, babe?
Dorothy:(to Stan) Go hug a landmine.
@@ladyfire44 lmfao I love that line 🤣🤣🤣
rose: can I ask a dunb question?
doroyhy: better than any one I know
+jessen porter love it
Stay Golden it truly is my fave
LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!
I know. That one is super funny
This is my favorite Dorothy cut move! 😂
Another good one could've been "I would go outside but there don't seem to be any SHADY PINES to sit under"😂😂😂
(Blanche tells everyone her sister needs her kidney to live)
Dorothy: "Your kidney?"
Rose: "Why would she need a kidney?"
Dorothy: "TO FEED THE CAT, ROSE!" Bwahahahahahahahahaha
My favorite line 😂😂😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When it comes to sarcasm. she is the UNDISPUTED QUEEN OF THEM ALL!!!
BAH HA HA!,,, lol
This is one of the few sitcoms from the 1980s that produces a real laugh from me.
This and Married with Children were my faves.
Silver Sun Fairy Bea.. once was interviewed and she couldn't believe how many teenage girls where watching the show. How they loved the cast
SO same!!
@@jeanthree oh man, yes. I mean Id walk into my daughter's dorm n all the girls would be watchin the GIRLS!!
@@jeanthree You can count me in on being one of those girls.
Absolutely love Beau Arthur. As Dorothy she could deliver one line so perfectly that it would have me in stitches the rest of the show.
Exactly!
She'd either have you in stitches or wondering about her "dead" on aim.
Beau? She ain't a man honey (it's Bea)
Dannii Stoyles Her smart ass..remarks where so spot on..
She was especially funny as Maud
When she announced to an entire restaurant that Stan's brother Ted was impotent.
With that little wave. I wonder how many times she practiced it
I love that scene, but I would've been more vicious and said he had a sex change and was dating Stan.
You RIGHT !!!!
@@dezeraejames5255 Girl 💀😂
Sophia: Was that a plumber?
Dorothy: No ma, it was a Girl Scout selling girl scout toilets.
PrincessofErised 🤣
Omg that kills me every time!
One of my absolute favorites!! 😅🤣 I laugh for 5 minutes every time Dorothy throws out one of her perfectly timed killers. God, she was talented.
Not at all related to how "gangster" Dorothy was, but I liked one of Sophia's lines later in that episode.
"I walk into the living room, and there's a toilet sitting in front of the television set. It's an old lady's dream come true."
Hopefully that's the exact quote, but even if it isn't, the general idea is there. XD
💜💜😂
This was a groundbreaking show in the mid 80s. The writers dared to cover topics that were only hinted at or half-talked about at the time. All the show's characters were strong in their own way and the delivery of the lines had amazing timing. The Golden girls will probably remain one of the best comedy sitcom of all times.
Agreed.
Dorothy: Floozy.
Blanche: Tramp.
Dorothy: I, I am a tramp? Blanche, have you heard the latest ad campaigns?Join the Navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux! Join the Army, be all you can be and sleep with Blanche Devereaux!. The Marines are looking for a few good men who have NOT slept with Blanche Devereaux!😭😭😭😭😂😪
Truly one of my favorites.
Stay Golden That & the Coke one always kills me.
Blanche: Rose are you upset about Ernie?
Dorothy: No she's upset because they keep changing the taste of Coke.
I would not be surprised if they had named an aircraft carrier after her! Could you imagine it? USS Blanche Devereaux
LOL!
The actor who played Clayton (Blanches gay brother) is still alive to this day! His name is
Monte Markham.
He will be 83 years old this year!
He had his own show in the 60s or early 70s.
It is the episode where Sophia tells one of her "picture it Sicily 19??" stories where she talks about a young peasant girl who met a painter. He paints a portrait of her and they make love and fall in love. The painter paints a nude portrait of the peasant girl and the girl is appalled, it looks nothing like her. She says, "you see girls, that peasant girl was me and that painter was PABLO PICASSO"
Dorothy: Ma you're lying!
Rose: Now Dorothy be positive!
Dorothy: OK! I AM POSITIVE SHE’S LYING
That is truly for me top ten of all time moments. Also the way Sophia kind of shifts her head to the side when she says it, AH I LOVE IT.
CONDOMS ROSE, CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS
+K Doherty you've seen our 5 hour video of this right? :)
Easy, lady. You just get out of prison?
OMG one of my favorite GG moments!!!
K Doherty 😂
i'm surprised how people like rose reproduced. were her eyes shut the whole time?
Sophia: "what kind of pain & embarrassment has this lesbian lifestyle caused your mother?"
Dorothy: "I don't really know, but I'll ask her tomorrow when I visit her in THE HOME."
"No more questions", hahaha. Def one of the best moments in the whole series.
Jackie please! you got me over crying😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭 dorothy was my girl!
Jackie, so funny I forgot about the show but some reason it was in my suggesteds today. The home... I used to laugh so hard. They looked so old to me then.. but they're really not.
YES!!! my all time fav episode lmao
chellybabyme
Bad news: we are now old, too.
Fear the moment when they’ll look young to you.
The chemistry between them was amazing!
I love how sarcastic is Sophia,how innocent is Rose,how classy is Blanche and how badass is Dorothy.
💜💜💖🌹
Dorothy to Rose: "So you're five years older. So am I, and so is Blanche. So you have a few more wrinkles. So do I. So does Blanche. So you're a little thicker around the middle. So is Blanche!" XD
Also...
Rose: "Why would your sister want your kidney?!?!"
Dorothy: "TO FEED THE CAT, ROSE!!!!"
LadyLydia20 lol
I have seen every single golden girls episode
Lol those are hysterical. And when dorothy went off on the dr who told her she was crazy when she actually had chronic fatigue syndrome that whole speech was gangsta even the drs wife told him to shut up . Lol
I went through a really hard time in my life and i kid u not the anxiety i thought would do me in i watched the golden girls every night they had a marathon it was so funny so classic it got me out if my head a lot .
👍👍
“CONDOMS ROSE CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS.” 😂😂
Have you checked out our 5 hours of Dorothy yelling Condoms? It is a crowd pleaser.
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"Calm down, lady! You just get out of prison?!"
LMAO!
The episode where she inherited the apt building from Stan's uncle. Rose was working on exposing the fact the same apt building was a slum. Dorthy and Stan had to go court because of it. I remember Rose said “Dorothy, isn’t this something? You’ve become what we in the news business call a ‘hot story!’” And Dorothy responds, "And you’ve become what we call in the revenge business ‘next.’”
Mhm
"But there are bugs there, and they'll think Stan is their leader."
"I've just been thrown out of an unofficial Elvis Presley Fan Club. I'll try to pick up the pieces and go on with my life. There must be a support group for people like me." My all time favorite Dorothy line!
Larry Sukys 😂😂😂😂
"Elvis would never leave that meat on a porkchop!
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@@quintaseagle4660 Blanche: Perhaps, Dorothy, you should find a group that's a little less fanatical in its devotion.
Dorothy: Like what, Blanche, the PLO?
Love Beau Arthur. Dorothy’s sarcastic lines are always hilarious. When Rose said “I learned you can make bake Alaska locally.” Dorothy replied “And mars bars are made right here on earth.” 😆
Yes!!!
To be honest; I have never eaten Baked Alaska. I wonder how it tastes.
This show never gets old. One of the best sitcoms of all time. All the actresses were superb!!
AGREED!
Yes...to this day I watch it every evening......thank you for being a friend....
“Beat it you fifty year old mattress!” 😂😂😂
+•Dez• DS one of my all time favs
I watched it every day on Hulu. 😍
+•Dez• DS yesss
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Stan: I'll take a slice Darling.
Dorothy: No problem sweetheart.
Stan: Hurry back dumpling.
Dorothy: My feet have wings barf bag.😂😂😂
YAS
Lol and the kiss she blows to him with her pinky XD
DaRico Whetstone Stan: Hiya sweetie pie. How ya doin'?
Dorothy: Fine cupcake, thanks for asking. *Slams door*
lucas5665 Oh yeah that too.
Raphael Basile lmaooo
Hands down, best comedic writing ever shown on television.
I love that show
Dorothy says, "This is a .375 Magnum, one of the most powerful handguns in the world. It could blow your head off. The only problem is, I don't remember if I shot four rounds or five. So you have to ask yourself, do you feel lucky? Well, do ya...punk?"
Sophia says, "Go ahead, make her day."
now this is real gangster LOL 😂❤
I love it!!
Best line
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"Not NOW ma!!!" lmao 😂😂👍 thanks for posting this! I say Dorothy was more savage in just about every episode of GG.
+XxBabyGurlLovexX so much we gotta make more lists! Parts 2-35
+Stay Golden 35?!? Are you nuts? (Canned laughter) You should make 40 total parts! (Canned laughter)
Right episode, wrong line. It should've been when Dorothy was solving the first murder; after stating that patricide was a male-on-male crime, she added, "Although daughters FREQUENTLY MURDER THEIR MOTHERS!"
Thats hilarious.her reactions.
That part had me crying laughing
There will NEVER be a classic series like The Golden Girls! My all-time favorite show💜
I hear you.
I've been trying to find this clip where Dorothy passed out when she found out Sophia was getting married to her (dead) best friend's husband. Rose slapped her to wake her up and when she woke up, Rose asked her how did it feel like to pass out, and then Dorothy said "Like this," and proceeded to slap her in return.
Now *that* was straight up gangsta. Lmao
+Ex Mooze Ooo. I'm adding that for the next Dorothy list. I know exactly what you are talking about. Genius!
Oh thanks!
They both hit each other pretty hard in that scene. Watch Blanche's reactions when Rose is slapping Dorothy to wake her up. haha
The Edna Winestock episode... Season four, episodes Six and seven both titled Sophia's wedding part one and 2
Ex Mooze love that one too!
Blanche: Maybe the Red Sequin, Strapless backless low-cut mini.
Dorothy: Why don't ya just tie a scarf around your waist.
Stan: Stanley Zbornak doesn't have to beg a woman to get into bed, women come to me!
Dorothy: Yeah, right after they get the approval number on your Mastercard
+MattLeeVlogs oh that first one I did not think of! I am adding it for the next list. Genius.
That episode is my FAVORITE!!!!!
I love Dorothy!!!!!💜💜💜💜
Of course she's gangsta! Her mum is Sicilian! 😎
Dolly Dagger: Yup, Dorothy was her mother’s daughter.
She could beet Coolio, Curtis Jackson, or any of them (in a war of words anyway).
I love the one when Dorothy was acting like the voice of God when Rose was saying her prayers...."Rose thanks for the lovely prayer now shut up and get into bed!!! LMBO!!!
Blanche: Nice goin', Dorothy.
Dorothy: Wasn't me.
Blance: ...Sweet Jesus, am I in trouble!
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She was a savage on the episode when Rose worked for a talk show and she confused the topic Women who Live together. It made Blanche and Dorothy look like a couple on the panel. Sophia tried to embarrass Dorothy by asking a question as an audience member and Dorothy's retort about her mother being in a home was hilarious.
"I don't know, but I'll ask when I visit her at...THE HOME..." 🤣
The absolute best one!
My mother and I are slowly becoming Dorothy and Sophia. Savagery on that level is hereditary. Lol
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Blanche: I once was told I bore a striking resemblence to Miss Cheryl Ladd ... although my bosoms are perkier!
Dorothy: Not even if you were hanging upside down on a TRAPEZE! XD
Also the very gangsta: Rose, PLAY OR DIE.
+Gregory House Hahahah. This had got to go on the next one
One of my favorite "Dorothy" moments that isn't in this video, is the scene where she's on the phone trying to get concert tickets. She's on hold for 20 minutes and when someone finally answers, they tell her that tickets are already sold out....
Dorothy yells "You kept me on hold for 20 minutes to tell me they're sold out ?!?!?! Nooo NOOOOOO I will NOT have a nice day !!!!!!!!!!
+Sunshine Jividen good suggestion. We can include it in one of our next ones
Sunshine Jividen Oddly, I'm pretty sure that scene is the thumbnail for this video.
"Go to sleep sweetheart, pray for brains" love it!!!
"Shady Pines, Rose!""This really shouldn't work on me"
+Gregory Dalberg love it
One of the funniest lines comes out of one the saddest episodes.
Dorothy: Shady Pines, Ma!
Sophia: You're bluffing!
Dorothy: The West Wing?
Sophia: Right behind you!
Dorothy: Shady Pines, Rose!
Rose: This really shouldn't work on me!
Gregory Dalberg Rose tells Dorothy she has a big behind, and Dorothy comes back with, "if were talking about big behinds, they can show How the West Was Won on yours
Rose about Blanche: I think she's a garcogganochin.
Dorothy: Rose, if you say one more of those stupid words.
I've been watching the Golden Girls since it's been on. I still watch the reruns. They never get old, including Dorothy's sarcasm. Cracks me up every time!
+Cassandra Mitch Dorothy is awesome
Stay Golden she's the bomb! I love her sarcastic quips!
Cassandra Mitch So true!!
Same here! My kids love them too! Had to pass down the tradition! 😁
Me too!
She is the reason the Golden Palace didn't last. Without Dorothy is just didn't work.
One of my favourites is when Dorothy and the girls are in a western bar to find Blanches father when a guy hits on them "evening ladies, mind if a lonesome cowboy puts his saddlebags round your campfire?" "OH GIVE US A BREAK WOULD YA MACK?!" 😂
Sammy Wakelin thank you thank you that scene gets me cramped up from laughing!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
I love that one too x
That’s one of my favorites too! 😂😂😂😂😂
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From The Golden Palace
Blanche : Dorothy I could just deck you!
Dorothy : You try and I'll have you on your back so fast you'll think you're out on a date!
+Glen Mcnally ooooo
Glad to see someone recognize that incarnation, much more for Empty Nest.
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DAMN A DATE!!!! LOL!!!!!
2:27 Never gets old. I cry every time. Dorothy just KNEW Sophia was gonna violate 😂
DOROTHY: "Your kidney"?
BLANCHE: "My kidney".
ROSE: "Why would she need a kidney"?
DOROTHY: "TO FEED THE CAT, ROSE" ! ! ! ! !
That cat will never be hungry again.
SO funny!! Loll
My very favorite is the Kidney Transplant episode where rose says "why does she need your kidney " and Dorothy snaps in the middle of rose asking and belts out "to feed the cat Rose" and the look she gives afterwards is legendary gangster...
Dorthy is the best I've loved the Golden Girls ever since I was like 12 and the great thing about The Golden Girls as you can watch the episodes again and again and again and they're still funny and great
"You're wasting your time, Stanley. I'm familiar with the big gun."
Stan and Dorothy are fiery.
“I just have to see what Joe has to say about all this...”
“You just have to see what Joe has to say about all this...Would this Joe happen to be JOE MAMA?!”
“No, Joe Stewart..He’s my business partner.”
“Of Course, Joe Mama works for IBM.”
YES!
I love how sarcastic Dorothy is makes me laugh every time😂😂
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"She got it from her mama!"🎵 Sophia was a beast, too!!
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sofia: this question is for blanches girlfriend dorothy. what efferct has this lifestyle had on your mother?
Dorothy: im sure i dont know but ill be sure to ask her when i visit her at ..THE HOME..........
Sofia: no further questions
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How about when they’re trying to convince Rose to go on the cruise and Dorothy tells Blanche “Stop it Blanche. Not all of us are classified by the navy as a friendly port.” I love Dorothy.
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I would love to see a montage of all the times Dorothy threatens to bring Sophia back to Shady Pines! LOL!
We got you! Working on that one.
One of my favorites is when Dorothy and Uncle Lewis are on the blind date in that seafood place. Dorothy picks up a small crab then she says......this looks like Ma with a scrunched up lil face. Then she picks up a hammer or whatever and smashes that crab on the table.
+Luann Wilson yes!!!! Good call
oh God!! one of my faves! Her timing, just the BEST. Always!
@@bethe192 It was Uncle Lucas.
@@MetFan37 It was Luann Wilson. I knew it was Lucas. Thanks tho?! 😊
"This has to be a fake. I mean, Elvis would have never left this much meat on a pork chop."
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"In St. Olaf, they think Freud is a way to cook chicken!”
Oh the pork chop one. Oh yes.
(at gym) Blanche: (to Trainer) "Oh, don't worry about me, I'm very flexible.."
Dorothy: "Blanche sticking your feet out of the sunroof of a Chrysler New Yorker doesn't count!
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God I love this show. Joe Mamma lmao
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“Uncle Sam doesn’t like hearing this”-IRS
“Well Aunt Dorothy doesn’t like saying it”-Dorothy😂😂
"Dorthy where are you going". "To get ice cream or commit arisen I'll decide in the car."
+CountessRose the best
CountessRose It's actually "to either get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide in the car"
@@TwistedDoll09 ...arisen is better 😆
"Chew it carefully Ma....like they taught you at Shady Pines??"
"This is a very private moment so butt out Rambo!" L-O-freakin-L!
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Not NOOOOW MAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
"Sometimes i just love to hug my mom!!"
Super tight around the neck. I totally get it.
Stay Golden haha!
Gangster isnt nothing!!! Dorothy was BAD ASS! a GREAT actress who knew what to do!!!!!
+Lisa Augustin we agree she is awesome.
@robyn ann pudgybunny'sden OMG! Where did you get your ELEMENTARY education? Who can even read - let alone UNDERSTAND what you're TRYING to say? Throw it all away, go back to 3rd grade and get your punctuation right! That whole paragraph was a cry for help.
Dorothy best quote.
Lady says: That tramp Blanche Devereaux killed my lover..
Dorothy: I know Blanche Devereaux and this tramp is incapable of murder..
Lol saw that one the other day, still laughing a week later..
Yes
The whole "Mr. Haha" episode xP
Yes😂😂
TheGreyJedi492 I love when Me HaHa had Dorothy doing the “Birthday Parade” with kids who’s birthday it also was...and she leaned in and told him “don’t prolong this, I know what car you drive HaHa” 😂😂😂
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Also at the end of number 14, you could've added in where Dorothy's says, although, mothers frequently murder their mothers. In the episode, Blanche Delivers, Dorothy tells Rose, that parents will nag you, and nag you, until you want to strangle them but you don't because you're in a hospital full of recesiatating equipment.
+Parker Williams very true! Well we Willie doing more topical lists so we can use these!!
Parker Williams omg I just about hollered at that part. That will always get me!!!!😂😂😂
Well that is why we are breaking it up into a few lists. Any suggestions for the next one?
Parker Williams Also a great one.
"Get Bent Ha-Ha," " I'll punch your heart outHa-Ha" and "Don't prolong this, I know what car you drive Ha-Ha" all in one scene along with the part where Rose said "Dorothy, you haven't even touched your Mr. Ha-Ha Dog" which prompted Dorothy to slam her hand down on the hot dog.
I was a 10 y/o boy when this show started, who grew up with my sister, mom and grandma. We watched this show every week and I thought it was the funniest show on TV. Now I'm 43, and it's still one of my all time favorite shows.
If not for grandmas around the world, I wonder would Golden Girls have spread so fast and far??
My favorite Dorothy moment 1:55-2:18. How Rue kept it together in this scene is beyond me. You can tell she was trying so hard not to laugh but you can see her smiling. Love it!!
YES!!! SO MUCH YES!
This is classic TV. Long live the Golden Girls!
+Patrick Ruggiero yes!!
I call him Scotty
“Pops it
Now you can call him garbage
Lol xd my favorite
Dorothy was always the golden girl I wanted to be. Her quick-witted sarcasm and strong-will is what made me lover her. I think what should've been number 1 is when she told that doctor off in the restaurant.
+JR Ewing I am going to be doing more lists so we will totally be including it
@@StayGoldenGirls That scene would have been better had she memorized the lines - she's obviously reading cue cards for that speech.
@@MetFan37 I agree and I noticed that too. But it is still a damn good scene. The wife, " shut up, Louis." PRICELESS. And Dorothy sure put that doc in his place. Love it!
I admit, Dorthy was a favorite. Though honestly i like all 4 of em.
+MrKenichi22 I hear you
Stay Golden Thanks. I guess I felt the tough one, Dorthy, had a heart of gold with an honest thought.
like she said what i wanted to say in public.
MrKenichi22 Dorthy was great. My fave was Betty but, it took all 4 of these wonderful ladies to pull it off
I grew up watching this show. One of the best.
I love Dorothy she's my fave
I loved them all, but Dorothy was my absolute favorite Golden Girl!!!
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GG-Where are you going?
Dorothy- to go get ice cream or commit a felony ill decide in the car😂😂😂
+janelle rocco doesn't that one feel too real?
Dorothy would have been perfect playing the Evil Stepmother in Cinderella. She is legendary
Interesting. Didn't think of it before but I am here for it!
That Bea Arthur was magic rapped up in talent incredible lady ⭐
+Glen Hutton absolutely
Absolutely!