The Best Of Dorothy's Sarcasm
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- Опубликовано: 13 дек 2010
- She's back...everyone's fun, favorite grouch has the most hilarious sarcastic remarks when nit-wit Rose asks some of the most stupidest questions. Is it a comedy? No, it's a soap opera. Of course, it's a comedy!
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no other actress can deliver a dirty look and sarcastic put down like Bea Arthur. she is a talent that is still missed.
I miss them all. I loved that show and still watch it!
@@amyrose1763 Me too! :)
Amy Rose Thank God we still have Betty
Agreed
Not just talent. Pure skill and experience.... why does everyone forget experience?
"No blanche, she's upset because they keep changing the taste of coke..."
+babyharryable it's true though. I stopped drinking for a while. But last time i tasted it it was like the old times. Glad they went back
Alucard8319 LMFAO
I'm drinking coke right now...
I remember we were drinking Pepsi for a while when this happened. So true.
@@capcom23 the reason they change the task of coke is because Michael Jackson worked there (that's sarcasm by the way, I dont actually mean it, please dont feel offended)
I don't think there will be any other sitcom actress that will ever pull off deadpan, cynical expressions and snarky comebacks with perfect delivery as fabulous as this woman. This show was amazing.
A lot of people remembered Bea also as Maude Findley, who was also very out-spoken, and occasionally sarcastic.
Preach it!
I know, I wanna say sarcastic things like this!!!
you right about that
that is so true. I loved these four women.
It's like once Dorothy says "No", be prepared to feel stupid!
cute guy in your profile pic
Thanks! It's actually me
nice!
Joey Lamontagne
and never hand her the newspaper if she asks for it
Blanche: Have you found her?
Dorothy: Yes, Blanche. 'Bout a half hour ago. But now I've hidden her again, so you can find her.
xD
Lol
Vlad Sicoe what episode was that? I want to watch it i died 😂😂
john steadman Season 6, Episode 2.
Vlad Sicoe that scene always makes me laugh still.
I'm dead! Dorothy is a beast 💕
Dorothy: "I have a date to play this morning."
Blanche: "With a man?"
Dorothy: "No Blanche, with a Venus Flytrap."
LMBO
I just love how surprised Blanche is, saying that line :D
Rose: Do we still have any orange juice left.
Dorothy:(pours the remaining OJ in her glass). No, we're all out.
To feed the cat rose
"Did you ever give a eulogy?"
"At a funeral?"
"No at a pie eating contest."
It would be even funnier If Rose said yes.
😂😂😅🤣🤣😅😅 that line kills me everytime
Stanley, you are truly one chromosome away from being a potato.
😂😭
My favorite roast 😆
Whenever Bea says No Rose or No Blanche, you definitely know you are going to get roasted so badly. Her sarcasm is powerful. Definitely no one could play Dorothy Zbornak better than Bea Authur. RIP Bea.
Dorothy was a bitter old hag
ok she was the daughter of Sophia Petrillo 🙂
Agreed 💯
Bea Arthur was a good daughter Sofia a wonderful daughter
Right?😂😂😂😂 HER impeccable wit character and strength 😊
I remember one where Dorothy walks into the kitchen one morning wearing an evening dress. Blanche asks, "Are you just getting in?" Dorothy replies, "No Blanche. I got up early and went jogging in a park with a really strict dress code." LOL
Dorothy was my favorite on that show!
😂😂😂
WSC9293 Lol mine too
WSC9293 lmfao
WSC9293 mine too
Literally came here to say that very same thing!! Rose irritated the heck out of me after binging a few episodes, but Dorothy always had me in stitches!!`
I remember my first exposure to Dorothy's sarcasm. She and Sophia came home dressed in all black, obviously from a funeral.
Rose: Dorothy, were you and Sophia at a funeral?
Dorothy: No, Rose, we were singing back up for Johnny Cash!
XD
Lmao
+Zachary Matthew James That's hilarious.
They keep me laughing and smiling 😉
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That reminds me of the other time they came home from a funeral.
Blanche: Hey Dorothy, how was the funeral?
Dorothy: It was a real humdinger, Blanche! We closed the place!
Dorothy- "The only thing we have in common is under the sheets..."
Rose- "What's under the sheets?"
Dorothy- "His cappuccino maker"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my favorite line
In that situation if he's producing anything frothy he should see a specialist.
@@decodolly1535 Rose: What for?
"His cappuccino maker."
To which Rose would probably reply, "Why in the world would he keep it there??"
And imagining a little farther... after a few seconds Rose gasps in shock, her mouth agape. Wide-eyed, she covers her mouth with her hand. Then she sheepishly giggles and says, "Ohhh, I think I know why."
Dorothy glares at her with bewildered consternation. After a dead pause of a good five seconds, Dorothy shakes her head and mutters to herself, "Don't ask."
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It's even better that Rose usually takes her sarcasm completely seriously 😆
Agreed. Betty White''s confused expression is the perfect comedy team with Bea's sarcasm.
Rose's face is so serious 😂
*Blanche*: Have you ever heard of something called Dirty Dancing?
*Dorothy*: Well of course, Blanche. They did it in that movie!
*Rose*: What movie?
*Dorothy*: Lawrence of Arabia, Rose.
Bahahahahahaha! The delivery of that line was absolute perfection!
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agreed. her delivery was always impeccable
Simply Magical One of my favorite Dorothy lines
Bae Rue played their parts very well
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Rose: Can I ask a dumb question?
Dorothy: Better than anyone I know.
Dorothy was my favorite character. Even now, nearly 30 years later, this show hasn't lost any of its charm and wit.
AoiYukinoMisharu me too
Misharu yup
I know it's my go to when I need a boost and still makes me laugh as much as it did the first time I watched years ago
Still my favourite show - 30 yrs later.
I'm still laughing at every gag like they're fresh today. This was truly one of the best TV shows and certainly one of the best things to come out of the 80s.
My favorite Dorothy line is when she’s asked “What are you gonna do?” She responds “To get ice cream or to commit a felony, I’ll decides in the car.” 😂😂 kills me everytime
I love that this became a meme!
"With a maaaaan?"
"No Blanche, with a venus fly trap" LMAO!
The way Blanche asks "With a maaaaan?" is fantastic.
5:17
ROSE: "Dorothy, should I get Sophia a glass of water?"
DOROTHY: "No, Rose, you should sit here and watch her _hack_ herself to death."
ROSE: "Are you sure?"
DOROTHY: "GET THE WATER!!!"
Classic scene.
So, the moral of the story is not to ask Dorothy stupid, obvious questions. She'll slay you. Rose is a goner, for sure, but no one is safe!
smartremark2012 what was stupid or obvious about Rose's questions?
+musicaltheatergeek79 Looks like another one who needs the Wizard of Oz........
XD
@@Jakegothicsnake good luck finding him. I heard he couldn't run for dogcatcher.
The great thing about Rose was that she never got the sarcasm (IIRC). She always took Dorothy's sarcasm as sincerity.
I would enjoy her sarcastic response
I love how Blanche looks at Rose after she says "Where'd it turn up Dorothy?" ........ priceless!
+maridepp53 looks like Rue broke character and couldn't help but laugh.
I couldn’t stop laughing 😆 😂
@@stevarino1989
No, she is referring to the moment right after immediately Dorothy made that statement! Blanche looked petrified; almost disgusted, that Rose didn’t get it…those daggers she gave her…as though Dorothy was supposed to break “it” down piece by piece in order to “get it”….
😂🤣😂🤣
Rose: “Why does she need a kidney?”
Dorothy: “TO FEED THE CAT ROSE!”
John McKale 🤣🤣🤣
Tears
The audience members just lost it completely over that one."
Rose: "Do we have any orange juice left", Dorothy poures the juice then says "No we're all out". It's the way that Bea delivers that line, it makes me laugh everytime I watch that scene 😂😂.
Hello Jo
Shaking the carafe to get every drop out too 😂🤣
Hello 👋 pretty, how are you doing?
How is her remark from season 2 episode 3 not on here?
"To get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car."
Because it's in another selection
Her deadpan-sarcasm delivery is unmatched. This women was one of the best actresses.
Truly she was GENUINELY Funny😊
why would she need the kidney... to feed the cat omfg😂
OMG that line was so funny! 😂😂😂😂
“But she doesn’t own a…..”
“SHUT UP!!!”
Dorothy was so funny,” To feed the cat Rose!!!”😆
That line kills me every time. My little son was laughing at me laughing at this video... He knows well all of The Golden Girls characters!
Lmaooo
Dorothy: Hi Rose (Holding a pizza box)
Blanche: We brought dinner
Rose: What you get???
Dorothy: A bucket of chicken. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy.
😂😂😂
I saw this scene some time ago and it made me look for more of Dorothy's sarcasm. And I thought I was sarcastic.
Rose's stupidity and Dorothy's sarcasm always got me laughing 😂
Rose: Do we have any orange juice left?
Dorothy: (Pours remainder of the orange juice into her glass)
No, we're all out.
😆
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My favorite golden moment
That's was soooooo shady! I love it lol!!!
Heh heh heh 😂😅😝
You should have included the clip from "Mixed Blessings" where Rose says "Can I ask a dumb question?" And Dorothy responds "Better than anyone I know."
Rose: "Can I ask a dumb question?"
Dorothy: "Better than anyone I know."
It was a little girl selling Girl Scout Toilets.
"A bucket of chicken."
I remember a couple of months ago I couldn't sleep because I was laughing so much at that comment XD
Jacob if someone ask that if i had pizza would say the same thing
I hope you like it extra flat and crispy?
HypnotizedCowboyBadger That’s me right now 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m crying for laughing so hard
Extra flat and crispy
I about screamed when Rose asked “Where’d it turn up, Dorothy”😭😭😭😭
I’m in tears!!! 😂😂😂
5:25: I love how Dorothy takes her time shaking every last drop of orange juice out of the pitcher before telling Rose 'No, we're all out!' 😂😂😂
Rose ends up slamming the fridge door after that 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
My favorite!!!!
Rose : are you depressed about Glenn?
Dorothy: no I'm depressed because Phyllis George left the morning news
😂😂😂😂😂
'whoop! it's really coming down!'
'what's coming down?'
'the Liberace marquee at Caesars' Palace!' LOL!
I saw that part when my mother had the show on and I was laughing my head off, Bea Author had great timing and sarcasm was scalpel sharp...
The pause she gave before the delivery was just as funny.
"Where'd it turn up, Dorothy?"
"On the home shopping network!" ROFL!!!!
"No, Rose. You should sit here and watch her hack herself to death!" LMAO!
"TO FEED THE CAT, ROSE!!!!!" HAHAHAH! I fell off my chair with that one!
Jaleesa Trevelyan me 2 she is mine spirit animal
That "Bucket of Chicken" line was freaking hilarious.
“What movie?”
“Lawrence of Arabia”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
02:53 RUE CAN'T KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE THAT'S AUTHENTIC RIGHT THERE!
A Bucket of Chicken extra flat and crispy LOL
+shax "Well, I can SEE that, Dorothy--but did you get mushroom chicken? Pepperoni chicken? Please don't tell me you got anchovy chicken!"
Where it turn up Dorothy, on the Home Shopping network
Class 👏👏😂😂😂
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Dorothy: I'm sorry I snapped at you rose, i'm just upset. I'm very upset
Rose: Are you upset because you threw michael out?
Dorothy: No, it's because I can't make any sense out of those commericals for obsession
Best sarcastic remark ever. and what tops it is off is when she rolls her eyes after saying it
My favorite Bea Arthur moment in Golden Girls is when Rose takes Dorothy to a kid's place for her birthday and Dorothy goes into the rounds with that damn clown.
Rose: shall i set this down some place?
Dorthy: No Rose! Go to the corner and open a stand!!
Lol still my favorite part 😂😂😂😂
I cried at that part
I hope to have this level of sarcasm when I’m in my 80s.
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To feed the cat Rose!!!
Blanche's reaction at 2:49 is priceless she broke the character .... Lol...that laugh was real!
This show was perfection. Magic cast & the best writing ever. No actresses to this day can hold a candle to these excellent ladies.
God, I want to be Dorothy when I grow up lol 😂😂😂😂😂
I love how Dorothy starts with:"No Rose..."you know she's delievering a sassy sarcastic punchline!
oh poor Rose she's so innocent always asking questions😂
She was my favorite. Loved the others as well but Bea Arthur's delivery was stellar.
Best ever Comedy never gets old ❤xxxx
You know it’s gonna be good when she starts with “No Blanche/Rose, it’s because...”😂
Blanche - Have you ever heard of dirty dancing?
Dorothy - Yea they did it in that movie.
Rose - What movie?
Dorothy - Lawrence of Arabia Rose!
Whats even funnier than Bea sarcasm is the number of times it was pointed at Rose and how many times Rose believed the sarcastic remark like it made sense.
Blanche and Sophia would occasionally get the same sarcastic treatment too from Dorothy 😂
"a bucket of chicken"....I laugh out loud every time she responds to Rose.
Me too I cried 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I know they all have acting experience but how can they not chuckle a little with their hilarious banter?
Rest in peace, you wonderful women.
They often did during rehearsals.
look up the bloopers, they had a lot of fun
This will always be one of the best sitcoms ever made . They all deserved the awards !
"Where'd it turn up, Dorothy?"
"On the Home Shopping Network" lmacompletelyo!!!!
Rose: Do we have any orange juice left?🍊
Dorothy * pours the rest in her glass* : No, we’re all out.
My fav
"Whoop! It is really coming down!"
"What's coming down?"
*long stare at Rose*
"The Liberace Marcis at Caesar's Palace!"
LMAO love Dorothy's irritable, yet savage deliveries towards Rose 😂😂😂
not even half way through the vid and I wish I was as sarcastic as Dorothy 😂😂😂
No Blanche She's upset because they keep changing the taste of coke😂😂😂❤️
Im so nervous have you ever given a eulogy(Dorothy) you mean at funeral (rose) no rose at a pie eating contest(Dorothy)
Trooper lol
Trooper the way she said “PIE”, I just crack up. I can even imagine someone giving a eulogy at a pie eating contest all from the way Dorothy says it!
Pie was a tasty fellow...
Dorothy was mean as hell 🤣🤣🤣 5:30 SAVAGE with the orange juice
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Her comedic timing is second to none a true acting icon and legend RIP Bea xx we all love you xxx
I love Dorothy! LMAO!!!!! 🤣 And I love this SHOW!!! Sigh. They’re all gone now. 💔 Bless their hearts. May they all Rest In Peace. ♥️♥️♥️♥️
I Love how Rose looks at her not sure whats going on😅
Rue sometimes cannot hold her laughter in some scenes 🤣
"No Rose. Go to the corner and open a stand." Lol
Bea Arthur's aka Dorothy's facial expression and sarcastic comments are splendid and unmatched 😂
"To feed the cat, Rose" kills me everytime kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
"It's hard enough with an 80 year old."
"Are you referring to me?"
"Of course not, Ma. I'm referring to Cary Grant - he's living in the broom closet."
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Laughing while I'm supposed to be working. What a genius.
"I found her a half hour ago...then I hid her again so you could find her" lol!!!
Imma start using that
I love Dorothy but oh my goodness Rose’s innocent smile is my favorite thing in the world
who's going to make us linguini and tell us stories of sicily , maybe mary poppins has an Italian cousin
I wonder if she does.
Even decades after, the Golden Girls are still hilarious.
"What kinda movie is this?"
"RIP HIS THROAT OUT!!!"
"It's a musical rose."
I can't breathe
Neither can the other guy
I saw her fabulous one-woman show in Sydney years ago and I'll never forget when she was talking about her time on The Golden Girls; - She looked straight at me in the audience and said 'Shady Pines, Ma!' in the inimitable way that only she could, with that enigmatic look on her face and I totally lost it! LOL There will never be another like her.
No, Rose, at a pie eating contest! Best line- well, that, and the Liberace marquis at Caesar's Palace LOL
No, I haven't taken her out of the trunk of the car yet...
4:26
Rose: "Shell I said this down some place?"
Dorothy: "No Rose, go to the corner and open a stand."
HAHAHAHA!!! That's one of my favorites.
She is the queen of sarcasm
The level of comedy talent on this show was incredible. Legendary comediennes at the tops of their games. RIP Betty White.
A bucket of chicken, holding pizza box, almost wet my pants! I love these girls. There are no more actors like this, unfortunately never will be again!
Dorothy's delivery and timing were impeccable.!!!!!!!! 🤣
4:33 just the best laugh ever
"Have you ever heard of something called Dirty Dancing?!?!"
"Of course they did it in that movie!!"
"What movie???"
"Lawrence of Arabia!!!" 🤣
That's my favorite one too! It's too hilarious because you don't expect it, let alone that movie!🤣🤣🤣
"TO FEED THE CAT, ROSE!"
Classic Dorothy line.
Dorothy: "Rose, I need to borrow your golf gloves. I have a date to play this morning!"
Blanche: "With a man?"
Dorothy: "Uh, no Blanche, with a Venus Fly Trap!"
One in the same
Have you ever given a eulogy?
You mean at a funeral?
No Rose, at a pie eating contest.
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I hope I'm this sarcastically awesome when I'm Dorothy's age!
some people are but can't deliver it as Dorothy which will be kinda rude for most people ;-) you have the charm or don't
Blanche: "I guess you're still upset with me"
Dorothy: "No I'm upset because Crockett & Tubbs are wearing darker colors."
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Dorothy was funny with her sarcasm. 😆
Rose was also funny with her density.😆
I could see why a lot of people like this show.
the orange juice scene is one of the best in sitcom history 😆
I don't know how they can keep a straight face when hearing Dorothy's sarcasm ! I'd burst out laughing.😂
She was great. Always starting the sarcasm with “No Rose” or “No Blanche” lol!
“I have a date to play this morning.”
“With a man..??”
“Uh no, Blanche.. with a Venus flytrap!” 😂
It was always the look of complete mystification on Rose's face after these zingers that made them even better
Dorothy: Rose, is this a story about someone getting lost? Rose: aha: Dorothy: don't tell us show us