The Cincinnati Bengals: Professional Football's Recurring Lolcow
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- Lolcow (n) - A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but they are often "milked" for laughs with or without their knowledge.
Behold a football franchise so laughable that I only need one day (nay, one minute and change) to explain how they are a lolcow. It's honestly like bashing your head into the wall and expecting a different result every time.
Joe Burrow did more for the Bengals in 2 years and than what Carson Palmer, Andy Dalton, and Marvin Lewis did in almost 20 years. Let that sink in....
Well, when you have talented WRs like Ja'Marr Chase, Tee Higgins, and Tyler Boyd, of course Joe's going to do more.
POV: ur here after the bengals went to another AFC championship game 😂😂
Zac Taylor did more in the playoffs in 2 years than Marvin Lewis did in 14 years
Low bar lol
Well with Carson Palmer his big injury he had in that game against the Steelers fucked his mental game causing him to play worse plus the injury itself probably effected him beyond mental game as well Andy Dalton was good but not great and his issue was not winning a playoff game but he had Marvin Lewis as his coach and late in his career in Cincinnati he had no one to throw to expect aj green who was always double covered and Tyler eifert who kept getting injured. Joe burrow is better than Andy Dalton ever was and Carson Palmer could have been as good if he did not get injured in fact the Bengals probably go to the super bowl with palmer's injury all those years ago but burrow has a much better coach with him then Andy and Carson had which is important however he's zac and burrow are amazing and I'm thankful to have them
"Antonio Brown was not hurt"
"I know he was faking it"
Turns out he was more hurt than anyone could ever imagine
He might be a clown because of Vontaze Burfict going helmet to helmet with him. What does he have to do to get suspended!? Paralyze someone?!
@@nathanslay6342 he did that to he paralyzed ryan shaizer it was a clean hit and a freak accident but still
Droxsimity FN you’re calling Vontaze’s hit on Antonio Brown clean?! Are you serious?!
@@nathanslay6342 no i said he paralyzed someone else and did not get suspended for it
Vontaze should never play a game of football ever again. Don’t mind me I’m a salty yinzer.
Fun fact: Cincinnati turns into Cleveland when the Playoffs start.
Edit: As a Bengals fan, I'm so happy that this isn't the case anymore. All hail our Lord and Savior, Joe Burrow.
Lewis K Fun fact: The Bengals are winless in the postseason at Paul Brown Stadium AND the Reds are winless in the postseason at Great American Ball Park
UHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NOT TRUE MY BOI
San Diego Fans Central reds last one the world series in 1990 before gabp
It’s a Paul Brown curse I guess
Fun fact: the entire AFC North turns into the Browns during the Playoffs. The whole division is organized in order of likeliness... Steelers least likely, Ravens fairly likely, Bengals most likely...
Vontaze Burfict: He had to pick this time to try and kill someone lol
"Ge this piece of shit out of the league.... And take Mike Mitchel with you." LMFAO
😂😂😂😂😂
Well, he did start Antonio Brown’s descent into becoming a clown after doing that helmet-to-helmet contact on him
He about killed Jack Doyle
That hit might be the reason why AB has gone downhill.
More than a year later and it still fucking hurts to watch that wild card game
Bob Crud
Don't talk about it I broke a window and cried 😡
Bob Crud lmao you guys fucking suck! go steelers.
Bob Crud I bet. steelers had just under 2 minutes and 3 time outs. that FG steelers got could have been a TD
Bob Crud More than one year later and it dosent hurt for us steelers fan. It did hurt next week though
The Real JrB the NFL should have know that by doing this game for the god damn wild card that the winner of the game will be fucked no matter what.
From the future they haven’t won a game in 2019
Lol we went 2 - 14 , And now have Joe Burrow as QB, And aj green back, we're going 14-2 now..
They be trash obvuesly the Patriots and the saints are going to the playoffs
The Bengals have been bungling for Burrow even before Tua got injured
They won today against the jets
They beat the jets
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Watch my latest video please
Sports Nation 2 you mean the videos where you upload random shitty clips?
Sports Nation 2 no, fuck you and your channel. It's all about UT, not you shit skins
Demendred says the dude that uploads videos on games that haven't been relevant in years. star trek? the fuck wants to watch star trek?
Chewbacca37 you silly shit. I upload vids for my own amusement, I don't care if I get views or subs or whatever. You're going to have to try harder than that cupcake :)
"Pac-Man you had more dignity when you were in TNA." Oooh that one stung.
I think it's time for "Revisiting... The Cincinnati Bengals."
Not yet... give it a few more years
They are 0-2 as of September 23, 2022... give it a few years.
@@gnnascarfan2410 2-2
@@gnnascarfan241011-4 and 3rd seed in AFC
@@WeDoMedia Again, hence I said “give it a few years”
Here's a take:
Antonio Brown went off the rails because of that Burfict hit.
ive been saying it for years cte is a hell of a drug
It’s possibly bc personality changes like that are fairly common with severe concussions
well something else happened again with him today… something very serious
no he made his own bed
From lolcow to AFC champs. What a turnaround
a buddy at work is a Bengals fan, this game emotionally broke him, his love for the team is gone, totally numb. it was truly a sad sight to behold afterwards, he still hasn't recovered. He said he is utterly done with them until they actually win a playoff game. He won't even watch them anymore.
Failcon's superbowl loss did me in. 43 years a Failcons fan. No more. They can go to hell.
+TheRevanchists Lions fan here. If we don't win a Superbowl or at least a playoff game with Stafford within the next 5 years, I don't think I can bother rooting for em.
Try being a mets and jets fan
@@SusanBoilingPot234 Exactly lol.
All my teams suck lol. My teams for NFL are the Packers, Niners and Bills. For NHL its the Sabres, Capitals, Rangers, Coyotes and Flyers. For MLB its the Mets. For NBA its the Knicks. Thank God the Caps won the cup.
I am now convinced that the Cincinnati Bengals' entire reason for existing is so that the Cleveland Browns fans won't feel so lonely.
Bengals will go 0-16 in 2019 they are halfway there
+Narrator007 Their reason for existence is to be a cash cow for Mike Brown the Cheap Clown.
hgonz14 1-15!!!
Narrator007 At least we’ve been to a superbowl
ALF Raydough *84
As a Texans fan I just wanna say... CINCINNATI’S 31 YEAR DROUGHT IS OVER!!!! CINCINNATI HAVE WON A PLAYOFF GAME!!!!
And now they're in the AFC Championship match!
now super bowl
I never thought I would actually witness Cincinnati making the super bowl for a long time I cant believe it actually happened this is unbelievably amazing im stunned
HOLY SHIT
WHO DEY!
I won't lie I actually cried after that game
Martha Lopez - I stared on with _pure horror._ Everyone I talked to watching this meltdown all said they needed a drink.
Bought a new TV for the playoffs, get it christened with what turned out to be a crappy Wild Card Weekend.
Martha Lopez Must suck to be a Cincinnati sports fan
Me too
Martha Lopez I honestly can't blame you
Me too. Because I was laughing so hard.
Who's here after Cincy finally won their first playoff game in 31 years?
2:04 I guess you could say it was "Burfict" timing...
I'm not sorry.
Peter Sharpless after you my friend.
Santana Moss d
tool
HA that’s good
Santana Moss don't be
2022 update: The Bengals are now going to the Super Bowl, this season is insane
And bungled their way to another loss
AND LOSE GO RAMS!!!
Congrats to the Bengals on finally ending a 31 year winless drought in the playoffs! All Hail Joe Burrow.
Joe Burrow and the Bengals are going to the Super Bowl. No, I'm not lying.
@@darealconman that's insane
@@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza ....and they blew it! The meme lives on XDXDXDXDXD
@@doubledouble4g379 it's way better than what they were before
Only to bungle it in the super bowl against an nfc west team. Again.
imagine telling the people in these comments the bengals would be going to the superbowl just 4 years later
That and with a brand new core.
Zac Taylor has more playoff wins than Marvin Lewis, let that sink in!
UPDATE: Now he made the AFC Championship Game versus the Chiefs at Arrowhead Stadium
And Joe Burrow has more playoff wins than Andy Dalton.
They in the super bowl
@@shocktrauma85 and Carson Palmer COMBINED
When this gets recommended right after they pick Jammar Chase
"Vontaze you should have just stayed in that god damn locker room" 😂😂😂
And now they’re in a super bowl
Who's here after the Bengals won the Wildcard?
I’m here after they made the AFC Championship Game
You Did it. The Curse is over. The Cincinnati Bengals have won a playoff game. It was rough near the end, but you got it done. The Monkey is off your back.
KITTY GOES MEOW.
January 22, 2022: You’re going to the AFC Championship game. Despite Burrow getting sacked 9 TIMES, you beat the #1 Seed and advance to the next round. One game away from the Super Bowl. Is it possible?
AFC Championship: My God. You did it. You’re going to the Super Bowl. You overcame a 21-3 deficit and came back to beat a Super Bowl Favorite in the KC Chiefs. Joe Burrow is THAT GUY, and for the first time since 1988, the Bengals are in the Super Bowl.
More like King Kong
You're wish has been granted
And now the Bengals have made it to the AFC championship.
And now they made the Super Bowl
February 2022 , Sophomore QB Joe Burrow Leads his Bengals into the Super bowl
Who is where when the Bengals are going to the AFC Championship with Joe Burrow.
This video ages better every year, five years after this game the team still hasn't recovered
The owner has been the common denominator in these past 5 years. The team will recover once Mike Brown is no longer the owner.
And then 2021 happened
@@josepharmstrong1531 great season so far, just hope they don’t fuck up in the playoffs
Now they're on their way to the Super Bowl
"Vontez Burfict.....he had to pick this fucking time to try and kill somebody"
I'm not trying to lessen the seriousness of the hit, but the way Tree says that just makes me laugh.
Gotta love the one he used for Pacman Jones:
"You picked the worst fucking time to touch the goddamn referee."
Usually, I would cringe when people are using the Lord's name in that fashion. However, I was howling at this one."
Carlos Martinez UR NOT A WOLF JUST LAUGH LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. Geez furries..
2:03 This is the hit that drove AB insane and turned him into such a cancer.
Yep
I feel bad for Andy Dalton. Even with all of the thugs and cheap-shot artists on the Bungles, he still gets all of the flak even though he's the least of their issues.
WillBTheBassist I'm a Bengals fan and I agree with you.
Undertaker Should Kill Those Thugs And The Cheap-Shot Artists
I felt bad for AJ Green after that game.
@@robrich7846 AJ Green is one of the most horrific wastes of a career this past decade
You'd think they'd learn their lessons from Dalton and Palmer
Uh-oh. Not Joe Burrow too!
Wow....you're right. Adam DID have more dignity in TNA, which is the lolcow of pro wrestling.
I would say that as of now Impact wrestling is in proper rebuild mode with stable foundation but the recent drama between Austin Aries and Johnny Impact that people legit can't tell was a shoot or a work is bringing back Nam flashbacks
I’d say they rebuilt. I’d say Tessa Blanchard is one of the great faces in wrestling, and Callahan is excellent.
@Mad Man 1 To be fair, they've shown themselves as legitimately contenders.
And now 4 years after recurring lolcowery. Finally, the Kitty goes MEOW!!!!!!
And Now, The Bengals are going the Super Bowl
All things equal, the Bengals are just too good right now
And now, the Bengals have turned themselves around and have gone back to the Super Bowl, their first since 1988! Congrats to them for fixing everything and Joe Burrow is amazing!
Now they’re in the AFC Championship Game for the first time since 1988. Thank you Urinating Tree for lighting a spark under the Bengals.
And they’ll go to either Buffalo or Kansas City
@@ChiefBlue4298 let’s hope it’s Buffalo tomorrow.
@@ericradford2142 it didn’t happen
You might think this was painful, BUT I WAS THERE MOTHER FUCKERS. YOU DON'T KNOW MY PAIN
Benjamin Waltman me too
I WAS CRYING WHEN WE LOST BECAUSE IN ALL MY LIFE THEY NEVER WON A PLAYOFF GAME
SO MANY BAD CALLS AGANST THE BENGALS... let me name a fewGiovani Bernard Helmet to shoulder In the end the nfl just wanted us to lose the game.
bro I was too. remember when everyone was chucking beer cans down on the field? so happy but then felt like being circumcised with a fucking pair of scissors
Cute dog.
After 31 years, the curse has finally been broken.
*LOLCOW NO MORE!* After 31 years, the Bengals *WIN* a playoff game! 26-19 over Vegas.
Good night!
They upset the Titans to advance to the AFC championship game against the winner of the Bills Chiefs game tomorrow.
Now the bengals are in the super bowl…
URINATINGTREE WHAT HAPPENDUHHHH
Damn now they in the AFC championship game
Who’s back here after Joe Burrow and the Bengals won the AFC North and set up a date with the Raiders, AKA The Autumnal Fart?
And now they’ve ended their 31-year playoff drought!
AND NOW THEY’VE ADVANCED TO THE AFC TITLE GAME!!!
*AND THEY JUST CAME BACK TO BEAT THE CHIEFS!!! THEY'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL AGAINST THE RETURNING LOLCOW (RAMS)!!! EITHER THIS VIDEO OR THAT OTHER VIDEO FROM EARLY 2017 WILL BE OUTDATED!!! KITTY GOES MEOW!!!!!!!*
…aaaand they lost 23-20. They Bungled a prime chance to win. And they really needed a good O-line. At least they have a solid QB for the future?
YOU DID IT!! THE LOLCOWDEM HAS ENDED!!
In before "The Cincinnati Bengals: Professional Football's Redemption Arc"
Ladies and gentlemen, we are witnesses to history. Super Bowl bound.
YOU WON A PLAYOFF GAME
And now they made the AFC Championship Game!
Who's here after the Bungles bungled on the last play of the Super Bowl!?! The Meme lives!!!!!!
The Bengals dont have stupid players anymore. These guys under Marvin were very talented. Good playoff teams, but no discipline. Just dumb.
These new Bengals under Zach Taylor are much more smarter and disciplined.
Zach Taylor is a shit coach who got carried by a trash afc this year and amazing qb play
That hit on Antonio Brown explains a lot
I never thought I would actually witness Cincinnati making the super bowl for a long time I cant believe it actually happened this is unbelievably amazing im stunned
Only 12k subs what kind of fuckery this?? You should have ONE MILLION !!!
One day he will, and so will you Mr. Star man who has a full head of hair
@@andrewwinslow9315 Lol.
Well, he is currently at 461,000. He will get there by the end of, say, 2023.
This kinda aged well
hey 100th like
And now the Bengals FINALLY won a playoff game!!!!!
They made it to the Super Bowl.
The Bengals are SO close in 2022... just one more game, and they can put this ugly blemish behind them for good...
The kitties must overcome being underdogs in the Super Bowl...
The bengals are in the super bowl now lol
Now the Browns have more playoff wins than the Bungles in this century
And the Lions
And you know what that means? That snake oil salesman Jimmy Haslam is a better owner than Mike Brown and the Ford Family.
Outdated
Who's here after AB's meltdown vs the Jets?
I'm here after they finally made it to the SuperBowl
i was thinking of this vid today. but the bengals did not bungle the game
Who’s here after the Bungles finally won a playoff game?
Not just one either. They’re on to the Super Bowl
Who's here after they won the AFC North?
No more bungle
welp im not a bengals fan but my life is pretty similar to the bengals postseason runs
Had to come back to this after the Bengals won the AFC title
I've never felt more ashamed to be a Bengals fan in my life than I did after this game. What a fucking trainwreck
I can't hate the Bengals, Lions & Browns. I just feel pity for the fans. But then again, my Vikings have broken my heart many times too.
I went to bed after the first half. My wife thought about coming to wake me, but was glad she didn't.
Not anymore thanks to their upset of the Titans today.
Joe Burrow has nearly singlehandedly revived this franchise from the depths.
From a lowcow to going to the super bowl afc playoffs folks
And we back.
Almost 5 years later, and who could imagine the lowly Bengals are sitting atop the AFC North?
They got there cuz the Ravens were injured
I'm not trying to say they're bad or anything
"The only true potential he has is to share a jail cell with Greg Hardy in 10 years."
And Burfict just got arrested for battery today.
Im just here for the comments of "This aged poorly" lol
This video has aged very well for now
from this to a super bowl. i don’t know how they did it but they did. 31 years. this has to be worth it.
years later it's no happier
And now the Bungles have made the Super Bowl
Here after the Bengals finally emerged from lolcowdem
The curse is over.
Another one of tree's finest moments.
The Bungles are in the super bowl
LOWCOW UPDATE:
Marvin Lewis was FINALLY relieved of his head coaching duties in Cincinnati soon after the 2018 NFL season concluded. Bengals owner Mike Brown blamed it on declining sales and game attendance. I however, believe that Brown was worried that his fetish for mediocrity and Marvin Lewis would be exposed.
Vontaze Burfict is still on the team, but is currently on the free agency chopping block due to a recent concussion. (The 7th in his career. Which I believe is the 🏈 Gods punishing him for being the dirtiest player in modern NFL history)
Unfortunately, the Cincinnati Bengals is now considered the NEW Cleveland Browns.
Update...the bengals win!!! One game out 12
RESPECT from a Cleveland fan!!!!!!
@Fries That's fucking depressing
Not anymore thanks to their playoff wins,
The drought is over. Joe burrow changed this franchise from lowcow to Super Bowl contenders
Vonteze Burfict has been ejected! I repeat, Burfict has been ejected today!
And suspended for the season
@@EssexAggiegrad2011 I was just about to say that the next day. But you've had the chance to steal my word for it.
Every other week he tries to decapitate someone and the week between he twists ankles
You did it
This video has continued to be relevant for all this time. Bengals continue to be a lolcow.
Your comment has aged poorly.
@@WillCMayyes it has lol
Bengals win their first playoff game in 31 years!
Yeah, i think we all know why we’re here………..again
I second the notion. No matter what happens with the Bengals in the AFC championship game next Sunday, the Bengals captured the hearts of Cincinnati in 2021. Thank you Urinating Tree for lighting a fire under the woebegone Bengals.
This has aged weirdly. They weren’t good for long, but they almost won the Super Bowl
Who's here after the Bengals clinched their spot in Super Bowl LVI??
I was actually at that game. I consider it to be the worst sports moment I ever witnessed.
I just sat there in shock when I saw it unfold. Shock.
UrinatingTree I though we finally won a game after the interception. Then the Bengals I knew came back.
UrinatingTree It was like a stab in the heart
Two playoff wins erased the memory of that playoff loss.
Finally, after 31 long years, the Bengals won their 1st playoff home game in their 26-19 win over the Raiders.
And now they're in the Super Bowl
And then they choked
2:01 I view this moment right here as the start of "Days of Our Steelers".
They did it. After 31 years theyve won a playoff game!
Thank you Urniating Tree for giving the moribund Bengals a spark as they stun the Kansas City Chiefs in the AFC Championship game to reach the Super Bowl.
Yeah, i think we all know why we’re here
The Bungles have made the Super Bowl
Joe shiestty!!!!! Can’t wait for the SB as a rams fan. Hopefully a great game
Thanks to Mike Brown's incompetence, Burrow has a torn ACL thanks to his "offensive" line.
This organization is doom as long as Mike Brown is the the Owner of the Bengals 🤦🤦🤦
@@nextgenproductions3933 Mike Brown in 2022 be like you sure about that