The Arizona Cardinals: Professional Football's Retirement Home

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @Solar424
    @Solar424 5 лет назад +1374

    Reminder that the Cardinals now have the longest championship drought in American professional sports now that the Cubs won the World Series

    • @RYMAN1321
      @RYMAN1321 5 лет назад +143

      It's criminal they didn't win Super Bowl XLIII.
      They had it in the bag and couldn't seal the deal.

    • @brandonmcdaniel5447
      @brandonmcdaniel5447 5 лет назад +16

      Have they ever won a Super Bowl?

    • @RYMAN1321
      @RYMAN1321 5 лет назад +124

      @@brandonmcdaniel5447 No, they never have. Super Bowl XLIII has been their only appearance.
      That's why the loss is still so painful, even 10 years later.

    • @brandonmcdaniel5447
      @brandonmcdaniel5447 5 лет назад +13

      @@RYMAN1321 Wow. That is just pure pathetic right there.

    • @amr-bw4gf
      @amr-bw4gf 5 лет назад +31

      Brandon McDaniel how? There’s plenty of teams that haven’t even been to an sb

  • @knightradiant4990
    @knightradiant4990 Год назад +180

    This went from wine to milk back to wine within 3 years

    • @gauravagochiya4218
      @gauravagochiya4218 Год назад +33

      It never really went to milk with that one playoff season due to how they collapsed in horrific fashion the entire second half of that season

    • @A.P-r2c
      @A.P-r2c 6 месяцев назад

      Back to wine 😂

    • @matthewgliatto7339
      @matthewgliatto7339 3 месяца назад +2

      Well, every team gets to enjoy a few good stretches over the years, even if they’re few and far between.
      I was about to say “except the Browns”, but even *they* have turned a corner and done some winning in the Stefanski era. They’ve made the playoffs in 2 of the last 4 seasons.

  • @seansalmon6417
    @seansalmon6417 5 лет назад +1330

    Such a shame Larry Fitzgerald didn't get his ring. He is one of the most deserving people there is. Class Act.

    • @ceebee312
      @ceebee312 5 лет назад +43

      THIS generation's John Stockton ... such ashame

    • @brandonperez5697
      @brandonperez5697 5 лет назад +29

      Actually you know what he needs to head to the Patriots

    • @iamhungey12345
      @iamhungey12345 5 лет назад +21

      He was so close in 2009.

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 5 лет назад +18

      Steelers Fan What it goes to show is that, even if you’re a future HOF WR, if you’re surrounded by ineptitude, it doesn’t matter.

    • @iamhungey12345
      @iamhungey12345 5 лет назад +8

      @@cityhawk Not to mention the one chance your team had turns out to be the only one. Hurts worse when you came close to winning it as well.

  • @Terinije
    @Terinije 5 лет назад +136

    My grandpa was a Chicago Cardinals fan. Each football season, he'd just say, "Any team that abandons this town deserves the hell it gets." Wise man.... that held a grudge for decades.

    • @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza
      @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza Год назад +5

      Well, all the ones that stayed also got hell at some point too

    • @Con-b6x
      @Con-b6x Год назад

      @@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza All of them did

  • @melenzoferrer4786
    @melenzoferrer4786 Год назад +133

    The Retirement Home is still alive. Came here after JJ Watt announced his retirement.

  • @Arbiterrocks5436
    @Arbiterrocks5436 5 лет назад +911

    With the #1 pick in the 2019 NFL draft, the Arizona Cardinals select...
    The university of Alabama!

    • @STTDB1990
      @STTDB1990 5 лет назад +73

      They'll figure out a way to fuck it up and not pick Bosa lmao

    • @weakestlink20
      @weakestlink20 5 лет назад +9

      Or Kyler Murray.

    • @ryancarroll1697
      @ryancarroll1697 5 лет назад +17

      With the first pick in the 2019 NFL draft, the Arizona Cardinals select, Matt Barkley, Buffalo

    • @elpoundo4235
      @elpoundo4235 5 лет назад

      Real original

    • @UHOH_415
      @UHOH_415 5 лет назад +12

      They select the butt fumble

  • @jonathanbrazzale8373
    @jonathanbrazzale8373 5 лет назад +1590

    10/10 vid, rip David Johnsons and Larry Fitzgeralds career

    • @TheUPChannel
      @TheUPChannel 5 лет назад +82

      Damn shame. Fitzgerald was/is a great player.

    • @AA12Master
      @AA12Master 5 лет назад +146

      Don't forget they're wasting Patrick Peterson's career too

    • @HurricaneGrims
      @HurricaneGrims 5 лет назад +9

      I feel the pain

    • @radiantlegend9242
      @radiantlegend9242 5 лет назад +8

      @@AA12Master often forgotten smh

    • @AA12Master
      @AA12Master 5 лет назад +14

      @@radiantlegend9242 best CB in the league imo.

  • @mrperson0140
    @mrperson0140 5 лет назад +444

    Poor Fitz, well at least he made a Super Bowl in his career. Johnson and Thomas never got that chance.

    • @Tronathon242
      @Tronathon242 5 лет назад +23

      I honestly feel like crying sometimes for this guy. Sure, he's loyal to a fault, but looks what that has done for him. Still, like with Randy Moss, immortality in Canton awaits.

    • @mrofficermancop
      @mrofficermancop 4 года назад +3

      Ha which Johnson u referencing to

    • @vincenzofromwiisports3993
      @vincenzofromwiisports3993 4 года назад +4

      Bosstexans
      Calvin Johnson

    • @AzureKite
      @AzureKite 4 года назад +4

      @@vincenzofromwiisports3993 Andre Johnson fits too

    • @TheMemeBoi
      @TheMemeBoi 4 года назад +1

      Moss too

  • @darealconman
    @darealconman Год назад +64

    This video deserves a well-deserved update now that Kliff Kingsbury has been fired, and Steve Keim resigned due to health issues… one year after both men signed a 6-year contract extension.
    Arizona is truly starting over again with the exception of QB, since they do have Kyler Murray locked up until 2027. However, that doesn’t mean Kyler won’t be gone before then.

  • @erics.czernecki7333
    @erics.czernecki7333 4 года назад +207

    Arians: "I'm tired of the grind of football."
    Brady: "I'm signing with the Bucs."
    Arians: *pulls Uno reverse card on career*

    • @tarekidrissi8607
      @tarekidrissi8607 3 года назад +19

      Aaaaand they won a Super Bowl together

    • @BigDaddyCaine
      @BigDaddyCaine 3 года назад +4

      Yeah ok

    • @cacopoggers677
      @cacopoggers677 3 года назад +2

      You son of a bitch I'm in. -Arians, probably

    • @darealconman
      @darealconman 3 года назад +14

      Bruce Arians was hired by the Bucs *BEFORE* Tom Brady signed with Tampa Bay.

    • @ITDBruins
      @ITDBruins 3 года назад +8

      Arians was brought in in 2019, the year Jameis had that 30/30 season

  • @JDP2104
    @JDP2104 5 лет назад +167

    As a cardinals fan, I've been waiting for this

    • @shhebebbabs1147
      @shhebebbabs1147 5 лет назад +5

      Same but lol

    • @therealmvp2717
      @therealmvp2717 5 лет назад +3

      Y'all need to get a line and then you will he good. The hire at HC I think was a good hire. Rosen just needs time and he will succeed

    • @therealmvp2717
      @therealmvp2717 5 лет назад +1

      Time in the pocket

    • @JDP2104
      @JDP2104 5 лет назад +1

      @@therealmvp2717 for real all we need is an o-line to protect Rosen and an offensively minded HC to match him and we're good to go. Cuz our defense is already pretty good and will only be better once Nick Bosa joins the squad

    • @therealmvp2717
      @therealmvp2717 5 лет назад +3

      @@JDP2104 Kignsbury is Offensive minded. I would get Trent Brown in FA. Or trade down for more picks and pick up another Dlineman and get a O-lineman as well.

  • @jayvilla6277
    @jayvilla6277 5 лет назад +139

    The Carolina Panthers, Professional Football's On-Again Off-Again Lolcow

    • @DNSKansas
      @DNSKansas 5 лет назад +19

      Carolina has had a lot of suckage. Let's see: Kerry Collins, the total collapse after '96, Fred Lane murdered by his wife, Weinke leading the Panthers to 15 straight Ls in 2001, Kasay failing to keep his kickoff in bounds when he needed to most, Cam melting down on the biggest stage, a sexually depraved owner, and last but not least, RAE CARRUTH and GREG HARDY.

    • @wesleyhunt7599
      @wesleyhunt7599 5 лет назад +14

      The football equivalent of the MLB Giants. Only on odd-years instead.

    • @UHOH_415
      @UHOH_415 5 лет назад +8

      They are the San Francisco Giants of the NFL... make it in one season, miss the playoffs the next year
      Looks like someone beat me to it

    • @kaminsod4077
      @kaminsod4077 5 лет назад +7

      @@DNSKansas And being one defensive stop away from a superbowl win, only for Adam Vinatieri and his golden foot to crush our dreams.

    • @jonathand.9555
      @jonathand.9555 5 лет назад +1

      Even-year Lolcow

  • @TheIceberg
    @TheIceberg 5 лет назад +585

    How much dirt do they have on Fitz? That is the real question here.

    • @UHOH_415
      @UHOH_415 5 лет назад +67

      I feel bad for Fitz... he needs to have a ring before he retires

    • @NostalgiaWound
      @NostalgiaWound 5 лет назад +22

      Fitzgerald was accused of grabbing the mother of his child by the throat. Happened sometime in 2008. No one really talks about that.

    • @Stupid33
      @Stupid33 5 лет назад +9

      Nostalgia Wound that’s not that serious probably an act of anger and it sounds like he was pretty young at the time.

    • @jacksond4164
      @jacksond4164 5 лет назад +62

      Does Fitz even got dirt?🤣 I mean hes cleaner than the Lions trophy case

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan 5 лет назад +8

      @@jacksond4164 Exactly! He's too clean! You know the Cards must have a lot on him.

  • @bmcminn8838
    @bmcminn8838 5 лет назад +318

    I've had coffee in the same state as Sean Mcvay.....my interview for the Dallas Cowboys is in a couple days

  • @maxmuetzel5364
    @maxmuetzel5364 4 года назад +143

    Cardinals: Cliff Kingsbury, is it true you had a losing record in college.
    Cliff: Yeah, but I coached Patrick Maholmes.
    Cardinals: Your hired!!!

  • @kingofgrim4761
    @kingofgrim4761 5 лет назад +597

    Rip Larry Fitz, he deserves a ring but he’s on the cardinals so he won’t be able to.

    • @UHOH_415
      @UHOH_415 5 лет назад +29

      If he went to New England I would feel happy for him... just because he finally got his ring that he deserves

    • @jodeboyd8386
      @jodeboyd8386 5 лет назад +37

      the Barry Sanders of wide receiving

    • @dcollins8718
      @dcollins8718 5 лет назад +18

      @@jodeboyd8386 Can't be at least Larry appeared in a super bowl

    • @Corninthesky
      @Corninthesky 5 лет назад +8

      They were sooooo close though :(

    • @jacksond4164
      @jacksond4164 5 лет назад +8

      Fitzgerald got come to New England for 1 year, get a ring and go back to Arizona and retire a Cardinal

  • @stephens.6226
    @stephens.6226 5 лет назад +266

    Arizona is a cursed sports state. Oh well, at least they will always remember beating the Yankees on a walk-off hit in game 7.

    • @edenjung9816
      @edenjung9816 5 лет назад +16

      And they always have a lot of injuries.

    • @lorddalek
      @lorddalek 5 лет назад +7

      The curse of the Pottsville Maroons goes all the way back to Chicago though.

    • @UHOH_415
      @UHOH_415 5 лет назад +4

      Well the D-Backs the playoffs in 2017, Chase Field sold out last week... right?

    • @tylerm6453
      @tylerm6453 5 лет назад

      Kinda like Minneapolis

    • @CJbrinkman602
      @CJbrinkman602 5 лет назад +31

      The best team in the state right now is the Coyotes, let that sink in

  • @2K_CFB
    @2K_CFB 5 лет назад +116

    As one of the few Cardinals fans left, this video hurts.

    • @lsuperior
      @lsuperior 5 лет назад +9

      let us pray to the altar of larry together in a moment of silence... amen

    • @robfreedman6496
      @robfreedman6496 5 лет назад +3

      I have hope that we will get better!

    • @2K_CFB
      @2K_CFB 5 лет назад +5

      @@lsuperior "And on the 5th day, God said, 'Let there be Fitz.'"

    • @timothy8045
      @timothy8045 5 лет назад +1

      Football2Gaming and I thought me being a Vikings fan was hard

    • @matthewpabis9543
      @matthewpabis9543 5 лет назад +1

      Agree, huge cardinals fan and this just hurts to watch

  • @byufan4ever013
    @byufan4ever013 5 лет назад +171

    As a Cardinals fan, this is depressingly accurate.

  • @pastormaldonado9246
    @pastormaldonado9246 Год назад +20

    This aged like a fine wine

  • @plainsimple2222
    @plainsimple2222 5 лет назад +127

    Next the Detroit Lions: Professional Football’s Premature Cemetery

    • @darealconman
      @darealconman 5 лет назад +24

      Detroit Lions: Professional Football's Ultimate Legacy of Failure

    • @johncerk2618
      @johncerk2618 5 лет назад

      Don't feel bad lion's fans I'm a Packer fan.My opinion is the Packers are by far the worst team in NFL.Rodgers is a tool bag off the field is new rumor.

    • @EverythingIsGuchi
      @EverythingIsGuchi 5 лет назад +3

      Detroit Lions: The ORIGINAL 0-16 Team

    • @mercmouth214
      @mercmouth214 5 лет назад +5

      Detroit Lions: Professional Football’s cursed team

    • @snakeeyes9246
      @snakeeyes9246 5 лет назад +1

      @@johncerk2618 the Green Bay Packers: Professional Football's Hail Mary

  • @Tridentcity
    @Tridentcity 5 лет назад +72

    Seattle Mariners: professional baseball’s titanic. Now that we’re starting a 4 year rebuild while actively maintaining the longest playoff drought in North American sports, we deserve it

    • @stephens.6226
      @stephens.6226 5 лет назад +3

      Your profile pic 😂 But in all honesty I feel bad for you guys.

    • @UHOH_415
      @UHOH_415 5 лет назад +3

      micah lamarche not a titanic... A legacy of failure... how do you waste A-Rod, Griffey, Ichiro, King Felix, Edwin Diaz

    • @Tridentcity
      @Tridentcity 5 лет назад +1

      MrUHOH415 that’s what I mean by titanic. Such great potential, such high expectations, only to collapse and sink into the Atlantic

    • @timothy8045
      @timothy8045 5 лет назад

      micah lamarche and you lost to the cowboys

    • @brandonstickels5435
      @brandonstickels5435 5 лет назад

      Just because you said it out loud doesn't make it hurt any less

  • @SwagDoge71Vab2
    @SwagDoge71Vab2 5 лет назад +66

    ExpressVPN is better at protecting your internet activity than the Cardinals O-line is at protecting their quarterback.

    • @itz_ryugium3525
      @itz_ryugium3525 5 лет назад

      Ew1128
      Not saying much. A bone dry ripped condom can protect more.

  • @joshfriedman7099
    @joshfriedman7099 5 лет назад +62

    Fitzgerald's career has been way more successful than Joe Thomas or Calvin Johnson. Larry got to play in a Super Bowl while Johnson never won a playoff game and Thomas never even got a chance to play in the postseason.

    • @bingbongsong4748
      @bingbongsong4748 4 года назад

      If Jimmy G didnt get hurt they would've been 1-15

    • @bdough5012
      @bdough5012 3 года назад

      and thats a good thing? im not a fan of any of the teams involved, and from here i feel worst for Larry and feels like hes accomplished the same so yay moral victory? Johnson went out on his own terms rather than clinging to the hope of making something in detroit feels worse cuz fitz stayed

  • @UHOH_415
    @UHOH_415 4 года назад +63

    Things are looking up for the Cardinals. A 5-2 record in a loaded NFC West. Including wins against the NFC Champions in the 49ers, and a big win against the Seahawks last night on SNF.
    The Cardinals have hit a rough patch in recent weeks. Losses to Seattle, New England and the Rams after the Hail Mary to Hopkins to beat the Bills.

    • @KC-zi7pw
      @KC-zi7pw 4 года назад

      They are also the only team in the NFC West to win against the Bills

    • @bdough5012
      @bdough5012 3 года назад +1

      aged worse than the video...

    • @souls_44
      @souls_44 3 года назад +1

      The cardinals look loaded signing free agents, but idk if they have potential.

    • @ricadonavarro6335
      @ricadonavarro6335 2 года назад

      I’m not a fan of the Cardinals, but I think they have a lot of upside. They only have three losses so far on the season. Murray and Hopkins are supposed to come back today against the Bears.

    • @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza
      @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza 2 года назад +1

      Then Kingsbury fucked up everything again and Keirn is STILL employed

  • @paulbbryan
    @paulbbryan 5 лет назад +39

    I also feel awful for Larry Fitzgerald, who has always seemed like a smart, nice guy in interviews and a monster on the field. He has many, many things to be proud of in his career, but he will go down as one of the bigger wasted talents of his generation. One solace could be that his talent, personality, and loyalty are traits that have made him well known to and admired by fans everywhere and he will be remembered more than many receivers who've experienced far more success. In thirty years, do you think you're more likely to forget Fitzgerald (no rings) or Chris Hogan (two rings)? He is a player that every gamer wants on their team, and I'm sure he's held up thousands of simulated championships taking place all across the county, not just in Arizona. I think that's special, at least.

    • @patrick-xu1go
      @patrick-xu1go 5 лет назад

      *the biggest wasted talent of all time
      PS you just did Chris Hogan so dirty lmao

    • @paulbbryan
      @paulbbryan 5 лет назад +1

      @@patrick-xu1go I know! I felt a little badly about it and maybe I should've tried to find some journeyman who got a couple rings but in the moment I just tried to think of someone who has at least two rings from this dumb pats team. And the guy just won the super bowl, if anybody can take a jab, it's someone who just got a ring.

    • @octavianflores1522
      @octavianflores1522 5 лет назад +1

      Have you guys seen the all time WR in NFL history?

    • @RYMAN1321
      @RYMAN1321 5 лет назад +1

      It's criminal they didn't win Super Bowl XLIII.
      They did so many things wrong in that game. And losing in the last 30 seconds was painful AF.
      Good game, but depressing how it ended. (As with XLIX)

    • @Phinal_Flash
      @Phinal_Flash 5 лет назад

      What about Brandon Marshall? He's never even been in a playoff game. Fitzgerald can at least say that.

  • @30likeimcurry
    @30likeimcurry 5 лет назад +1243

    the Los Angeles Lakers: the NBA’s Next Biggest Shitshow

    • @NobleDemonTim
      @NobleDemonTim 5 лет назад +66

      Lebron is NOT GM material.
      He's the reason why Pat Riley is STILL a better NBA lifer than Magic Johnson is.

    • @patrickb33339
      @patrickb33339 5 лет назад +100

      The Los Angeles Lakers: the NBA’s California Wildfire.

    • @rachelguzzo1602
      @rachelguzzo1602 5 лет назад +25

      Dank Funny+ Lakers fans thought they could make the finals😂😂😂
      So glad he didn’t come to Philly, that place is SUCH a shitshow😂

    • @JShaggy
      @JShaggy 5 лет назад +19

      The Los Angeles Lakers: Professional Basketball's Unending Soap Opera

    • @30likeimcurry
      @30likeimcurry 5 лет назад +30

      JShaggy “This week... on Days of our Lakers”

  • @treebolne9910
    @treebolne9910 5 лет назад +203

    Larry deserves a ring so bad 😔

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 5 лет назад +7

      Treebol ne Come to NE Larry

    • @gimbobjenkins405
      @gimbobjenkins405 5 лет назад +4

      So did Marino.

    • @bodarville7860
      @bodarville7860 5 лет назад +7

      It still bothers me that they lost SB 43.

    • @Videogamelover58
      @Videogamelover58 5 лет назад +2

      @@bodarville7860 me too 😭

    • @RYMAN1321
      @RYMAN1321 5 лет назад +2

      @@bodarville7860 There's no excuse why they lost that game.
      They had the game won, but let Pittsburgh march right down the field and score.
      Hard to believe it's been 10 years already.

  • @MiguelRodriguez-nq8mf
    @MiguelRodriguez-nq8mf 5 лет назад +42

    As a life long Cardinals fan. Thank you for this. I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @darianclark3980
    @darianclark3980 Год назад +8

    2023: Dang, this video aged like fine wine that's soo divine, glistening from the refreshing sunshine.👌

  • @yankees2864
    @yankees2864 5 лет назад +226

    You should really do Seattle Mariners : A sunken ship. Legacy of failure, or a lolcow video would do now that the baseball season is approching

    • @UHOH_415
      @UHOH_415 5 лет назад +5

      He’s gonna do a legacy of failure on them...

    • @zdoggzero6595
      @zdoggzero6595 5 лет назад +9

      As an M’s fan, I would be more than happy for that franchise to be put on roast mode

    • @butternuts3656
      @butternuts3656 5 лет назад

      Or maybe he should just make his own content and if you want to make videos you are free to do so as well?

    • @yankees2864
      @yankees2864 5 лет назад +4

      Butter Nuts I’m only suggesting content. It’s something that a lot of people want and it’s almost baseball season. Just Saying.

    • @spaceghost704
      @spaceghost704 5 лет назад

      As a Sub-Mariners fan, he could probably combine all three in a single video. Of course it would probably be over an hour long to show all the ineptitude.

  • @patrickb33339
    @patrickb33339 5 лет назад +7

    About damn time a video was made about the Arizona Cardinals! Great video as always UTree!

  • @culleno872
    @culleno872 5 лет назад +138

    Poor fitz. He deserves so much better

    • @matthewmazzatto8003
      @matthewmazzatto8003 5 лет назад +9

      If he was on almost any other team, he would've posted better numbers than Jerry Rice. Even with him being on the Cardinals, he's still the best WR in the last 2 decades.

    • @culleno872
      @culleno872 5 лет назад +3

      Matthew Mazzatto I don’t know. But fitz on any other team would be way fucking better than the cards, they never gave a fuck about him

    • @lelouchvibritannia4028
      @lelouchvibritannia4028 5 лет назад

      @@matthewmazzatto8003 Jerry Rice is the greatest football player ever and is the Gretzky of the NFL, so Fitz would not have better numbers than him.

    • @rodafowa1279
      @rodafowa1279 5 лет назад

      He could’ve left years ago. While it’s great he’s so loyal to a team in this day and age (especially a bad one), I find it hard to feel sorry for him when he willingly chooses the misery.

    • @gimbobjenkins405
      @gimbobjenkins405 5 лет назад +1

      So did Barry Sanders.

  • @Thentavius
    @Thentavius 5 лет назад +40

    ExpressVPN:
    It won't fail you like the Cardinals defense keeps failing its head coach.

  • @ZhangtheGreat
    @ZhangtheGreat 5 лет назад +78

    Every league has that one team that the casual fan occasionally notices exists. The Cardinals are that team in the NFL.

  • @therealmaskedheel
    @therealmaskedheel 5 лет назад +159

    Aaaaannnd they drafted Kyler Murray, thus telling Rosen to go kick rocks after one season, much like Wilks.

    • @stefanovitali2925
      @stefanovitali2925 5 лет назад +10

      You have no idea how bad it was. Wasn't Rosen fault, but radical change was sorely needed.

    • @vancetheseas3471
      @vancetheseas3471 5 лет назад +12

      Stefano Vitali they just drafted Rosen though in the FIRST round last year are the cardinals retarded or something watch Rosen become a HOF after he goes to a team that gives a shit about him

    • @j.rivera6402
      @j.rivera6402 5 лет назад

      Rosen is playing well in Miami. What a disappointment that we let him go.

    • @joedav02
      @joedav02 5 лет назад +2

      SCORPION 😳

    • @johnabney9558
      @johnabney9558 5 лет назад +11

      @@j.rivera6402 This comment didn't age well

  • @EugeneHKrabs-ix3ru
    @EugeneHKrabs-ix3ru 5 лет назад +104

    Hopefully this video will have the same effect on the Cardinals as it did with the Bears, Rams, Eagles, etc.
    -depressed Cardinals fan

    • @FalloutProfile
      @FalloutProfile 5 лет назад +1

      We got Michael Vick v.2 so I'm happy

    • @danshazam8511
      @danshazam8511 5 лет назад

      Cardinals are fine. We'll win a super bowl in less than 5 years and continue being successful. We aren't even bottom 10 worse NFL franchises of all time. The OP had too much drugs before making this idiotic video.

    • @LeatherDaddy97
      @LeatherDaddy97 5 лет назад +4

      @@danshazam8511 you have to be successful first before you can continue being successful you know

    • @sideswipebasura7503
      @sideswipebasura7503 5 лет назад +1

      Petrovich 93! I don’t know if you are just stupid or trying to be funny.

    • @martytu20
      @martytu20 5 лет назад

      Petrovich 93! Only for the NFC West to turn into a bloodbath between the Niners, Seahawks and Rams. Enjoy your draft pick.

  • @Jonk_Jonk
    @Jonk_Jonk 5 лет назад +587

    Ah the NFLs worst team, both this past season and overall

    • @c.a.clayton4584
      @c.a.clayton4584 5 лет назад +15

      Somebody's been watching FivePointsVids

    • @UHOH_415
      @UHOH_415 5 лет назад +26

      I feel bad for Fitz... who agrees?

    • @leonardopuente194
      @leonardopuente194 5 лет назад +15

      That's the Detroit lions

    • @bunghole47
      @bunghole47 5 лет назад +10

      Leonardo Puente definitely not.... they have some good players, Kerryon, Golliday, Ansah, Stafford, Slay, etc.

    • @JDP2104
      @JDP2104 5 лет назад +6

      @@bunghole47 I think he meant all time

  • @donphilp7511
    @donphilp7511 2 года назад +5

    I have watched 4 of these older vids just on the NFL from urinating tree. What is most astounding Is that they are still pertinent in 2022. This guy's got brains guts And a fantastic delivery. You can watch all the network sports you want but you won't know what really happened until until urinating tree slaps you in the face with it. Keep it up sir

  • @josephflanigan3649
    @josephflanigan3649 4 года назад +5

    I moved to Arizona earlier this year cuz my grandparents are here. My grandpa says that the Cardinals really don’t have much of a home field advantage. During Fall and Winter, people from up north come to live in Arizona to get away from the snow. They’re called “snowbirds.” So they go to the Cards home games and root for the away teams. The Steelers fans that showed up last weekend to the game is the perfect example. They were loud and numerous.

  • @jei1600
    @jei1600 Год назад +14

    That description of Kliff Kingsbury aged like the finest wine

  • @awesome696969696
    @awesome696969696 5 лет назад +169

    The Los Angeles Angels: Professional Baseball’s Derailed Hypetrain

    • @rachelguzzo1602
      @rachelguzzo1602 5 лет назад +3

      Luke McLellan+ Lakers*

    • @UHOH_415
      @UHOH_415 5 лет назад +9

      Poor Mike Trout... wasted talent man

    • @djtrankilo231
      @djtrankilo231 5 лет назад +3

      That'd be a good one.

    • @chaosgreyblood
      @chaosgreyblood 5 лет назад

      There's always a revisited version for that, y'know.

    • @bootis32
      @bootis32 5 лет назад

      Good title, my man.

  • @TwitchyMovies
    @TwitchyMovies 5 лет назад +6

    Now THIS has been a looooong time coming!
    Excellent as ever UT

  • @JamesCopeland03
    @JamesCopeland03 5 лет назад +15

    As a Cardinals fan, this might be the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen

  • @josephnajarian2038
    @josephnajarian2038 5 лет назад +36

    Besides Fitzgerald, who probably will never win a ring, I really felt for Bruce Arians, especially when he made his initial retirement. Yes, he won two Super Bowls with the Steelers but he’s such a great offensive mind and knowledgeable head coach that I was really pulling for the Cardinals to win during his tenure. Not a Cardinals fan, but Arians really deserved better, especially with his harsh injury luck.
    Now he’s coach of the Buccaneers which really confuses me. He’s had several health scares, while coaching a bad team like Tampa would be really stressful for him.
    I’m not a Cardinals fan, but I absolutely loved that NFC Champion team and the 13-3 team. They both had Fitzgerald obviously but I found those teams to be so much fun to watch. Especially because Kurt Warner is one of my all time favorite quarterbacks and seeing him and Carson Palmer rejuvenated was simply awesome.

    • @cellmax55
      @cellmax55 4 года назад +1

      Well arians has his shot at glory for ~ 1-3 years with tom brady and gronk

    • @josephnajarian2038
      @josephnajarian2038 4 года назад +2

      Cellious Maximous Yeah, this comment didn’t age well at all. Tampa has the league on notice with all those bold moves during the offseason.

    • @Rockhound6165
      @Rockhound6165 4 года назад

      Arians is part of the blame for not succeeding. Not doing anything about the offensive line chief among his failures.

    • @josephnajarian2038
      @josephnajarian2038 3 года назад +1

      Update:
      BRUCE ARIANS WINS A SUPER BOWL.
      The Cardinals get a trophy of bubonic plague.

  • @jordenwatson1071
    @jordenwatson1071 5 лет назад +56

    Welp... better get ready for this as a Zona fan. Oh boy.

    • @JDP2104
      @JDP2104 5 лет назад +7

      I'm so sad because this video is so true

    • @jordenwatson1071
      @jordenwatson1071 5 лет назад

      Sadly, I agree. We've always been a dumpster fire, with a few years of light that just died. I love our group, but man we suck.

    • @sworntoavenge
      @sworntoavenge 5 лет назад

      AZ as a state is not a great place for sports fans... what does it say when our most optimistic future is in our NHL minor league XD

    • @djtrankilo231
      @djtrankilo231 5 лет назад +2

      @@sworntoavenge and Auston Matthews

    • @codyjames52
      @codyjames52 5 лет назад

      Someone get this man what ever he wants to drink. He'll need it.

  • @LeCarnage
    @LeCarnage 5 лет назад +47

    The Miami Dolphins: Professional Football's Dolphin in Japanese Waters

    • @patrick-xu1go
      @patrick-xu1go 5 лет назад +16

      Miami Dolphins: Professional Football’s Sushi Restaurant

    • @slider903
      @slider903 5 лет назад +1

      Beached Animal.

    • @RYMAN1321
      @RYMAN1321 5 лет назад +1

      @@patrick-xu1go At least they have rings.

    • @patrick-xu1go
      @patrick-xu1go 5 лет назад +2

      Ryan Blanche the newest one is 45 years old

    • @RYMAN1321
      @RYMAN1321 5 лет назад +1

      @@patrick-xu1goThat is long ago, yes, but a Super Bowl win is a win.
      And the previous year before that when they went undefeated.
      Yes, they have also lost 3 (VI, XVII, XIX), But that's still 5 appearances with 2 wins. The Cardinals? ONE lonely appearance which they almost pulled off, but just couldn't close it out.
      EDIT : I have seen you have corrected your statement.

  • @AutoArtemAuto
    @AutoArtemAuto Год назад +13

    AJ Green has now retired as well. They're living up to their names well.

  • @kamerad-dog
    @kamerad-dog 3 года назад +3

    This video ages like fine wine

  • @jacklowe74
    @jacklowe74 5 лет назад +10

    I was 7 when they made the Super Bowl. And now... I don't wanna talk about it.

    • @RYMAN1321
      @RYMAN1321 5 лет назад

      Time flies doesn't it?
      10 years. I can't imagine how devastated you were that night 02/01/09

    • @darknightmike10yearsago
      @darknightmike10yearsago 5 лет назад +1

      I was 8. I know how you feel.

  • @spicyboi561
    @spicyboi561 5 лет назад +6

    Always a great time for a new UrinatingTree video 💓

  • @brandonmaddox4862
    @brandonmaddox4862 3 года назад +8

    I live in Arizona and the DUI joke was SPOT ON

    • @johnathanrush4666
      @johnathanrush4666 3 года назад +1

      Yep, if there's one thing we do really well, it's throw the book at DUI offenders lol

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight Год назад +11

    Well they ARE the oldest professional football team currently in the NFL so it makes sense they're the league's retirement home.

  • @crismicelli5613
    @crismicelli5613 5 лет назад +172

    If Jimmy G didnt get hurt they would've been 1-15

    • @tombradyshadycheatsquadspy5590
      @tombradyshadycheatsquadspy5590 5 лет назад +13

      He’s overrated

    • @emperorloser7970
      @emperorloser7970 5 лет назад +1

      If the Packers didn’t lose they’d be 2-14

    • @JoeyDubs1128
      @JoeyDubs1128 5 лет назад +2

      Cris Micelli nah bruh why you write such a dumb comment?

    • @crismicelli5613
      @crismicelli5613 5 лет назад +3

      @@JoeyDubs1128 because 2 out of the 3 wins they got were against the Jimmy G less Niners.

    • @JoeyDubs1128
      @JoeyDubs1128 5 лет назад +5

      Cris Micelli if we had Jimmy G we’d get 8-10 wins. 😒

  • @aja9469
    @aja9469 3 года назад +7

    As a long time Cards fan..... you should do another one of these. Maybe mention where Arians comes back and takes a Florida team to win the Super bowl.... amongst other failures in Murray.

  • @FantasyIce
    @FantasyIce 4 года назад +46

    Who's here after the Cardinals got Hopkins

    • @nardoumizaki3086
      @nardoumizaki3086 3 года назад +5

      no but i am here in the aftermath of their exposure as frauds

    • @dezsk
      @dezsk 3 года назад +2

      @@nardoumizaki3086 oh

    • @nardoumizaki3086
      @nardoumizaki3086 3 года назад +3

      @@dezsk yeah it was kinda painful to watch im not even a cards fan

    • @joshespedahl443
      @joshespedahl443 3 года назад

      @@nardoumizaki3086 I mean its obvious cause they arent frauds they were injured and had no secondary for a lot for the season 😅 kyler cant carry a team just like tom brady cant.

    • @nametager7539
      @nametager7539 3 года назад

      I'm here after the Cardinals got JJ

  • @COSMOKRAT_616
    @COSMOKRAT_616 5 лет назад +8

    I feel so bad for Fitzy. Hes a legendary player and such a good dude. Even playing for that dumpster fire, he is a legot perenial fantasy pick. Just wish he could have won a SB.

  • @aireeso5089
    @aireeso5089 5 лет назад +116

    Wow the last time i was this early, The cardinals won a superbowl

    • @DNSKansas
      @DNSKansas 5 лет назад +9

      @Christopher Treacy beat Philly in the '47 NFL title game, lost in a rematch the next year

    • @aireeso5089
      @aireeso5089 5 лет назад +6

      @Christopher Treacy still not a super bowl

    • @jimmynomadd9405
      @jimmynomadd9405 5 лет назад +1

      ShadowSlayerGaming so you’ve never been this early..

    • @aireeso5089
      @aireeso5089 5 лет назад +2

      @@jimmynomadd9405 pretty much

    • @caleisnotfunny
      @caleisnotfunny 5 лет назад +2

      So never

  • @henryha835
    @henryha835 5 лет назад +2

    I have been waiting for this for about a year now

  • @samhouston9162
    @samhouston9162 2 года назад +4

    This video ages so well with every season

  • @extrasalt9053
    @extrasalt9053 5 лет назад +8

    Cardinals also share a division with the Rams, Seahawks and 49ers, making the NFC West one of the toughest divisions in the NFL.

  • @AutoArtemAuto
    @AutoArtemAuto Год назад +9

    It really is the retirement home. J.J. Watt has just announced that he is retiring after this season.

  • @sportballotaku2139
    @sportballotaku2139 3 года назад +5

    It was about 2.5 years ago now when I first saw this video. It was how I discovered UrinatingTree. I started looking into his content within the next few days. And the rest, as they say, is history.
    On the subject of the team, look at us now. 6 and 0, one of the best teams in football, offense producing at Big 12 caliber, our defense one of the best we've had in years. This very well could be our year.
    Knowing this channel, I'm fully prepared for this comment to age like milk.

    • @ulisses1114
      @ulisses1114 2 года назад

      11-6 and the number 5 seed. playing on MNF against the rams, we could very well lose this

    • @sunlitsonata6853
      @sunlitsonata6853 2 года назад

      They got completely blown out by the Rams in the first playoff game.

    • @thepassingstatic6268
      @thepassingstatic6268 2 года назад

      Moooooooooo......

  • @kelpy_9632
    @kelpy_9632 5 лет назад +1

    This is actually my favorite team and I was waiting for you to do a video on them and I do agree entirely even the title got it right.Good Job :)

  • @lampini
    @lampini Год назад +5

    this is honestly still relevant to this day

  • @enigmaskull3495
    @enigmaskull3495 5 лет назад +40

    Why are Fitz, Johnson, and Peterson still will the Cardinals? Just to suffer?

    • @troysmith958
      @troysmith958 5 лет назад +3

      Maybe they loyal respect if that is the reason

    • @enigmaskull3495
      @enigmaskull3495 5 лет назад +5

      troy smith Could be and it’s commendable if it is that.

    • @andrewlarson7
      @andrewlarson7 5 лет назад +3

      Shane Hill cus they’re loyal

    • @troysmith958
      @troysmith958 5 лет назад +7

      @@enigmaskull3495 yea it is larry been there bad and the good his number should be retired when hes done

    • @patrick-xu1go
      @patrick-xu1go 5 лет назад +1

      Maybe they’re into BDSM?

  • @LeBatakum
    @LeBatakum 2 года назад +13

    Having this recommended while the Cardinals are 9-2 at the top of the NFL feels good. Maybe, just MAYBE, these days are behind us with Murray and Kingsbury coming into their own.

  • @brianchua4240
    @brianchua4240 5 лет назад +5

    YES IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Please do the Orlando Magic! Please!!!

  • @liloiax22
    @liloiax22 5 лет назад +2

    I'm a die-hard Cardinals fan from New Jersey (I know it's weird) but this video kills me redirecting the highlights from the Superbowl we should've won... That day n those highlights will be in my mind forever!

  • @baldbro3693
    @baldbro3693 3 года назад +4

    With all the new players added in the 2021 offseason, this video has aged like a fine wine! They just keep adding past their prime players. 😂

  • @thencsmaster4343
    @thencsmaster4343 5 лет назад +6

    As a Steelers fan I have a soft spot for these guys since we played one of the greatest Super Bowls ever with them. I’d like to see them succeed one day

  • @pherm1056
    @pherm1056 Год назад +12

    Who’s here after JJ Watt and AJ Green retired with AZ😂

  • @DeVine22305076
    @DeVine22305076 5 лет назад +65

    PLEASE do a Mariners lolcow, it's so overdue, they haven't made the playoffs in 20 years ffs lmao

    • @nathaniellevesque2782
      @nathaniellevesque2782 5 лет назад +15

      Lolcow video? They deserve a Legacy of Failure video. Got just as many generational talents as the Nationals and somehow made the playoffs less. They haven made the playoffs since Bush's first inauguration.

    • @AnimatedIdiotGuide
      @AnimatedIdiotGuide 5 лет назад +1

      Nathaniel Levesque I’ll never forgive them for cheating us out of seeing King Felix in the postseason spotlight

    • @matthewmazzatto8003
      @matthewmazzatto8003 5 лет назад +1

      @@nathaniellevesque2782 They're so bad that they frequently make the Texas Rangers look like a competent team.

    • @AngusArtEntertainment
      @AngusArtEntertainment 5 лет назад +2

      The front office wouldn't know how to rebuild these guys if you gave them a set of fucking LEGOs.

    • @ronnickels5193
      @ronnickels5193 5 лет назад

      @@nathaniellevesque2782 Seattle in general is a Legacy of Failure. From the Sonics to the Mariners to the Hawks we can't have a decent team

  • @moonspots01
    @moonspots01 5 лет назад +1

    Excellent work seamlessly integrating a commercial into your primary content!

  • @BOG0690
    @BOG0690 5 лет назад +21

    "Unlike Jesus on the cross, there is no resurrection, only the 40 lashes."
    I can't stop laughing, that was beyond words!

  • @tonythepenguin8752
    @tonythepenguin8752 5 лет назад +26

    The Browns really took a ton of heat away from teams like this, the teams who are bad, but not last place. Now that the eclipse of the Browns Sadness is passing, these teams are being shined down on

    • @Njbear7453
      @Njbear7453 5 лет назад +2

      Gotta celebrate winning 7 games !!! That’s how trash the Browns always have been

    • @UHOH_415
      @UHOH_415 5 лет назад +4

      It’s better than going 0-16... and you got rid of Hue the dumbass

    • @elijahechicagobearsboyd5734
      @elijahechicagobearsboyd5734 5 лет назад +6

      Bear 7453 jet fan you have no room to talk

    • @matthewmazzatto8003
      @matthewmazzatto8003 5 лет назад +4

      @@Njbear7453 They won 5 of their last 7 though. Not having Hue Jackson snatch defeat from the jaws of victory gives Browns fans hope.

  • @achilles9448
    @achilles9448 5 лет назад +6

    Growing up as a 49er fan there were season 2 that the Cardinals played very good but most of the time they were always a bad team. The only really great thing about the Cardinals is that do you have Larry Fitzgerald. He is an unbelievable good wide out. Even when you're going through tough times this guy never gave up and always played 100% and it was said that his offseason workouts very tough but he put so many hours in their weight room and the gym nobody deserves a Superbowl ring more than Larry Fitzgerald and even though like I said I'm a Niners fan I was rooting for the Arizona to beat Steelers because of Larry Fitzgerald

  • @traviscummings9178
    @traviscummings9178 2 года назад +7

    At least Arians finally got his ring

  • @nikolaigentes9192
    @nikolaigentes9192 5 лет назад

    I could rewatch tree's videos 1,000 times and still enjoy them.

  • @MrEminemfan305
    @MrEminemfan305 5 лет назад +14

    Seattle Mariners: Legacy of Failure
    It’s time chief with baseball season approaching.

  • @jimmyywutang832
    @jimmyywutang832 5 лет назад +5

    Now that you’ve made this video the cardinals are super bowl LVI champs. The reverse jinx will live on

  • @lionelsanches8699
    @lionelsanches8699 4 года назад +7

    Watching this now is hilarious bet u never thought we had Hopkins and kliff better than expected 😂😂

    • @bdough5012
      @bdough5012 3 года назад

      reading this a year after its posted is funnier cuz your boasting about a team that just doesnt look AS SAD... You are now the class of 2011 draft retirement home

    • @lionelsanches8699
      @lionelsanches8699 3 года назад

      @@bdough5012 sheet at least we're something

    • @bdough5012
      @bdough5012 3 года назад

      @@lionelsanches8699 not trying t be snarky but i dont know what that means. its a team just as it was. Admittedly better and with real goals, but not near a level that makes this vid bad/wrong

    • @sportballotaku2139
      @sportballotaku2139 3 года назад

      @@bdough5012 We're currently 6 and 0. I'd like to know how well *your* team is doing.

    • @peytonmcclain6668
      @peytonmcclain6668 2 года назад

      @@sportballotaku2139 How are they doing now?

  • @joshuamartin4624
    @joshuamartin4624 3 года назад +8

    Kliff was actually a backup QB for the Patriots so consider the Cardinals the Patriots West. You got the regular Patriots, the Patriots North, Lions, the Patriots South, Texans or Titans I can’t choose, and Patriots West, Cardinals. Chandler Jones, Cardinal fans know him well, he won a super bowl with the Pats in 2014. Kliff, he was a no name backup for a person named Brady, Malcolm Butler, made the pick for the 2014 championship, Russell Wilson is still in the mourning of not running it to Beast Mode and now has to face off against him 2 times a year. If they end up in the same situation and fail, Seattle will call for Carroll’s head. Oh yeah, Pete Carroll was also apart of the early Patriots. I said early for a reason, he was bad on all occasions and was one of the worst hires that Kraft has ever made.

  • @AtGame7
    @AtGame7 5 лет назад

    That may be the absolute smoothest transition into an advertisement I have ever see.
    I'm in awe of your talent sir.

  • @Rockhound6165
    @Rockhound6165 5 лет назад +53

    An epilogue to this: Cardinals fire their coach after one season and hire a guy who just lost his college head coaching job after 5 straight losing seasons then draft an undersized QB #1 in the draft then they trade away the QB they traded up to get last year for a mid 2nd round pick.

    • @BoltTheEmolga
      @BoltTheEmolga 4 года назад +4

      So about David Johnson's huge contract...

    • @jonathanjoyce4106
      @jonathanjoyce4106 4 года назад

      ROY an, dumped a huge contract and gave up a second round pick for one of the league's best receivers... things are looking up.

    • @amr-bw4gf
      @amr-bw4gf 4 года назад

      that undersized qb is playing at an insane level rn lmao

  • @nicolasontiveros858
    @nicolasontiveros858 5 лет назад +14

    I’ve been waiting a long time for this

  • @cmurphy0707
    @cmurphy0707 5 лет назад +21

    At least Arizona has the...Diamondbacks? *Goldschmidt traded to St. Louis*
    The Suns? *Another tank*
    The Coyotes? *Mediocrity defined and could be moving to Houston soon (please happen)*
    My condolences to you Arizona.

    • @kevinblack9503
      @kevinblack9503 5 лет назад

      At least Arizona isn't THE most cursed sports state of North America, that title belongs to Ohio

    • @Noctifern
      @Noctifern 5 лет назад +1

      Goldy already is gone and the dbacks are going to be awful

    • @lsuperior
      @lsuperior 5 лет назад

      eh, ive been pretty used to it my whole life

    • @patrick-xu1go
      @patrick-xu1go 5 лет назад

      At least Arizona lost Senator McCain

    • @SonicSkychaser
      @SonicSkychaser 5 лет назад

      Yup, they're fucked

  • @sweets7779
    @sweets7779 3 года назад +6

    Who's here when the Cardinals are 6-0 and just traded for the TE who caught the winning catch against the Patriots in Super Bowl LII

  • @mikegalbraith9999
    @mikegalbraith9999 Год назад +8

    Well, the Cardinals just got some new jerseys, so now players can retire in style.

  • @Julianesque
    @Julianesque 5 лет назад

    I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THISSSSSS

  • @chaosgreyblood
    @chaosgreyblood 3 года назад +5

    Anyone in here after Arians won the Super Bowl with the Bucs?

  • @ChiefBlue4298
    @ChiefBlue4298 Год назад +11

    Now the Cardinals have fired Kliff Kingsbury and Steve Keim

    • @kevinwong1988
      @kevinwong1988 Год назад +3

      And AJ Green lives up to the name of the video title by retiring.

  • @michael85225
    @michael85225 4 года назад +5

    Thank to the fucking gods up above that the Cards drafted Kyler and that Bill O Brien went crazy and gave us D Hop for practically free. There's finally some hope for the fans and it's a plus that they seem to always give us wildly entertaining games.

  • @ethanblack940
    @ethanblack940 5 лет назад

    Thanks for the video! It was a great birthday gift!

  • @peterly2352
    @peterly2352 5 лет назад

    Omg this is my new favorite channel. Subscribed.

  • @ItsHaoHere
    @ItsHaoHere 5 лет назад +13

    Cardinals: Look at me! I'm the new Browns Now!

  • @seanmaguire548
    @seanmaguire548 5 лет назад +52

    URINATING TREE- makes video about cardinals sucking
    ARIZONA CARDINALS- wins super bowl year later

  • @ReggieKSanshire
    @ReggieKSanshire 3 года назад +5

    I had a beer at an Irish pub a few years ago while I was sitting next to a guy who went to the Rams season opener in 2017.
    When can I expect a phone call from Michael Bidwill?

  • @Noctifern
    @Noctifern 5 лет назад

    Finally, one on my Cardinals, I was looking forward to this

  • @yaboitsv
    @yaboitsv 2 года назад +7

    And now this team started 7-0 in 2021, lost 6 of their last 10 and then lost to the Rams.