The San Francisco 49ers - Professional Football's Newest Lolcow
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- Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
- Lolcow (n) - A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but they are often "milked" for laughs with or without their knowledge.
Have a Merry Christmas / Happy Hanukkah / Kwanzaa / Festivus, everyone. Except for 49ers fans. You have my condolences for dealing with this team. Why do I say this? Take a look for yourself. 
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The San Francisco 49ers: The shortest lived lolcow
Alright, they lost the Super Bowl and blew a ten point lead. That doesn’t mean they AREN’T super bowl contenders for next season
never mind...
Super Bowl Contender -> NFL Laughingstock -> Super Bowl Contender in 2019. Impressive.
I'm holding my breath until they win the Super Bowl.
*EDIT* : Nope. Kyle Shanahan blew it again. A 10 point lead gone and 21 unanswered points in the fourth quarter right after allowed.
Their lolcow status is still well intact, and it likely will stay that way knowing how difficult it is to win in the NFC West, especially in the league itself.
More or less world record to super bowl contenders to league laughing stock back to playoff contender
when it comes to fastest transformation since UTs video, the Eagles were faster: Won the SB like 8 months after UT made their lolcow video
nope, still lolcows
2019: This is false
2020: EVERYONE IS DEAD ON OUR TEAM
AGAIN
@@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza you might make it just keeps winning
2021: You blew another lead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Kaiden-9226 Nope, they blew a double digit 4th quarter lead in the NFC championship 😂😂😂😂😂
2024: lost a SB again
The 49ers literally went from league powerhouse to garbage in about 9 months
BasePuma4007 they've cleaned house now, they could rise at the same pace as they fell, who knows
stealthiscool lolno
stealthiscool yeah....no lol
What makes you say that? You're a patriots fan so you must know everything then.
blame Jed York
"Take a knee and travel back in time" dude I cant
No joke, this was recommended to me today. Wow.
bro same here
I’m a niners fan I wanted to DIE
@@RickhunterSDF1 lol
@@RickhunterSDF1 I want to die.
This was recommended to me now.
Just when you thought this video aged poorly the Niners went from being lolcow to being a lolcow in a much more painful way
Eh could be worse. At least they're not the cowboys rn.
@@mollyanderson657They are literally the cowboys but with a longer sb drought lmao
@@SycoticForeverNeverAFactually yes
Who's here after the 49ers' undefeated first half of 2019?
EDIT: And now they're the #1 seed in the NFC! We'll check back here later in January!
EDIT 2: THEY'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL! *And* they're facing Andy Reid! Someone is shedding their choker label this year!
EDIT 3: Unfortunately it’s not you! Kyle Shanahan just blew ANOTHER double-digit lead in the Super Bowl against the Chiefs! But at least the future looks bright in San Francisco.
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LMAO
undefeated ? hahah not anymore
The 2010’s decade: 4 NFC Championship Games, 2 Super Bowl appearances.
Also the 2010’s decade: 5 straight seasons failing to get above 500
@Jonathan Dee The One And Only Yeah
The 2020’s decade: two SB losses to the Chiefs
Jesus christ the retirment compilation killed me
You and the team both
@Harry Engel not "significantly" bcs Jim Harbaugh isn't there
The thing is this video was spot on at the time. The 49ers were HORRIBLE in 2016. They were so bad that the only game they won was the opener to Jeff Fisher’s Rams. And even then that game was putrid, so much so Kevin Harlan had improvise when a fan rushed the field. But what no one expected was for Jed York to admit he made mistakes and learn from them. He hired Lynch as his GM, then hired Shanahan after that incident. And they began to slowly rebuild the roster
They avoided being a LolCow again by somehow getting an elite QB with the LAST PICK IN THE DRAFT.
It’s hilarious seeing people run into a 7 year old video and be like “hurr aged like milk.”
@@BriggieEverything said about the Niners in the mid 2010’s here was fair.
For about four years they were terrible (injuries, bad drafting, and regression were huge contributing factors).
That said it is interesting to ponder that in just a little over eight years since this video was released, the Niners have made the NFC Championship Game four times and won two of those.
No Super Bowl titles yet (and this next season is probably the last shot they have with the team they have now), but the Niners came back more quickly than some people may have anticipated given how bad they were.
@@fortynights1513 8 years is a long time in football. Shannahan nor Lynch were even with the team yet.
"A man who was apparently visited by 3 spirits during the offseason and decided to be woke"
I'm convinced that's actually what happened 😂😂😂
then who are the three spirits?
Some random guy from the beyond not important. All we care about is that it was in fact 3 spirits
Actually got woke by his girlfriend.
I love the spirit of Cuban nationalism.
Some random guy from the beyond Those 3 spirits that visited Jed York were John Elway, Arthur Blank, and Robert Kraft.
Tree: the quickest transformation from Super Bowl contender to league laughing stauck in nfl history
2017 Jaguars: are you sure about that
"At least you have Aldon Smith, that dude is a beast."
"If he can keep clean, he'll be..GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!"
In honor of the 49ers making the Super Bowl, I decided to do a brief timeline of how this happened. It will be from 2013 to Now. Let’s Start it shall we?
2013: After a Heartbreaking loss to the Ravens in the Super Bowl, the 49ers looked destined to head back to the Super Bowl. A Dominant 12-4 season, but up in Seattle, the Legion of Boom, Marshawn Lynch, Russell Wilson, and Pete Carroll were steamrolling everyone in their path including the 49ers, and ended up with the #1 seed. San Francisco was instead the 5th seed. They beat Aaron Rodgers, and a Surging Panthers team to reach the NFC Championship Game against Seattle.
2013 NFC Title Game: A Back and Fourth affair as both teams trade blows, but the Legion of Boom comes up with a clutch pick to eliminate SF and send Seattle to the Super Bowl where they ended up winning it all.
2014: Chaos Ensues as Jim Harbaugh clashes with Management, the team regresses, and finish the season 8-8, and miss the playoffs for the first time in the Harbaugh era.
2015 Offseason: Jim Harbaugh dips back to Michigan, Notable makes like Patrick Willis, Justin Smith end up retiring, Greg Roman leaves the team, and Jim Tomsula becomes the new head coach of the team.
2015: The Team Falls apart. Kapernick gets benched for Blane F’ing Gabbert, and finished the season 5-11. Jim Tomsula gets fired after one season.
2016: Management decides to bring in Chip Kelly from Philly. It is a disaster. The team goes 2-14, and Chip Kelly gets fired after one season... again. Meanwhile, Kapernick stirs up the Nation by kneeling during the National Anthem.
2017 Offseason: Mega Douche Jed York fires the GM, and brings in John Lynch, and Kyle Shanahan, for 6 years.
2017 Draft: The 49ers get a few more picks due to Chicago’s Desperation for Mitch Trubisky, draft Solomon Thomas with the third pick, and get a guy named George Kittle in the 5th round.
2017: The team is still trash. An 0-9 start to the season, and they trade for Jimmy G. After an Injury to C.J Beathard, Jimmy G becomes the Starting QB and wins his first 5 starts with San Francisco to give them a 6-10 record, and renewed optimism in the city by the bay.
2018 Offseason: The 49ers are ready to take the next step in their surge back to relevance by giving Jimmy G a huge contract worth over 100 million dollars, Get Richard Sherman to join the Niners, Jerick McKinnon as well, Weston Richburg, and draft Mike McGlinchey for the Offensive line.
2018: Everyone gets Injured. Jerick McKinnon doesn’t even play a game, P-star Jimmy tears his ACL, and a once promising season turns into a depressing 4-12 season. At least George Kittle broke the single season record for yards by a tight end... there that.
2019 Draft: At least with that record, We can get Nick Bosa from the draft. So something good came out of that.
2019: The 49ers come out of the Gates by steamrolling every opponent they face, and start the season off 8-0. Jimmy G is playing very well in his bounce back season from the ACL injury, Raheem Mostert comes outta nowhere forming a three headed dragon alongside Tevin Coleman and Matt Brieda, George Kittle is putting up solid numbers once again, Deebo Samuel is having an excellent season, the defense is one of the best in the NFL with guys like Sherman, Bosa, Buckner, Dee Ford, Kwon Alexander, Solomon Thomas, and Fred Warner. And then Adding Emmanuel Sanders to that offense helped too. Even with three heartbreaking losses to the Seahawks, Falcons, and Ravens, the Niners finished the season 13-3, and earned the #1 seed in the NFC. A lot of people question if the 49ers are really for real.
2019 Postseason: The Niners answered that with a convincing win against the Vikings as they ran all over the Vikings defense, and then took the Packers manhood in the NFC Championship game as Raheem Mostert had a career game, and sending San Francisco to the Super Bowl.
So, he we are, two weeks before the Super Bowl, and the 49ers can complete the arc of going from Super Bowl contender, to Lolcow, to Super Bowl Champion. The one thing standing in the way of that, Patrick Mahomes and a Chiefs team looking to win their first Super Bowl in over 50 years. Ironically, this is the team that Jimmy G tore his ACL against back in 2018. So there’s that too.
Super Bowl 54: You are up 20-10 in the third quarter and rolling. Nothing can go wrong.
4th Quarter: You did what? You didn’t learn from Atlanta Kyle? Why? Just why? Great. Might as well call it Full Kyle now. Goddamnit.
Off-season: Ok, I’ve gotten over the heartbreaking loss in the Super Bowl. And I notice that DeForest Buckner and Emmanuel Sanders are gone. Buckner was a huge part of the team and he will be missed dearly by the faithful. We got a good spot in the draft to get his replacement. Let’s see what you got John.
2020 Draft: Javon Kinlaw, & Brandon Aiyuk are the first round picks for the Niners. Very good replacements for both Buckner and Sanders. And they got Trent Williams outta Washington? Alrighty then. I like that. Although it comes with a cost. Joe Staley calls it a career. See you in Canton Joe. Meanwhile, The Packers drafted Jordan Love in the first round. Why did you draft the one dude who’s gonna piss off A-Rod?
So here we are. The Season is almost here... assuming the pandemic doesn’t delay the season (it probably will), and the 49ers have a lot of expectations. Most of the band is back together for another run at ring #6. The NFC is loaded with Contenders. Teams like Seattle, Green Bay, New Orleans, Dallas, Tampa Bay, Philly, and Minnesota will be gunning to dethrone the 49ers. But it will not Matter. The Revenge Tour is gonna run through everyone in the NFL, and it will not stop until the Niners have Lombardi Trophy #6 in their possession. Pornstar Jimmy will go off, Stone Cold Kittle will continue to steamroll through defenders, the RB trio of Mostert (If he doesn’t get traded), Coleman, and Jerick McKinnon (If he doesn’t get injured again) will thrive again, Deebo will comeback strong from Injury, Aiyuk will develop well, and the defense will be dominant once again. Just one thing I ask. Kyle, please do NOT go full Kyle again. Please?
Week 2, 2020 Season: So it looks like everyone is getting Injured i see? Lovely. Jimmy has ankle issues, Mostert is out, Kittle is Out, Bosa Blew out his ACL, Richard Sherman is out, Thomas is out, Greenlaw is hurt, Deebo is still out, and we gotta play in MetLife again next week? Lovely. Why football gods? Why have you struck down on the Niners? Was it something I said? Is it because of the Super Bowl?
Week 5, 2020 Season: Ok what the hell happened? The Dolphins literally came into Levi’s and put up 46 Points. And Jimmy didn’t do well in his first game back too. Things don’t look good at all. Gotta bounce back next week or this season could be over.
Week 6, 2020 Season: There we Go. There’s that much needed win against the Rams. Jimmy looked good, the O-Line kept Aaron Donald and the Rams Defense in check, Kittle had a big TD, Aiyuk continues to impress. It doesn’t get easy however, now they will have to face a gauntlet of opponents. The first one being the Hoodie in New England. Oh Hey, it’s a Jimmy G and Belichick reunion.
Week 7, 2020 Season: Oh man. You wanna talk about a destruction? The 49ers just laid the Smackdown on the Patriots Candy asses. Cam Newton was so bad that they benched him for Stidham. The Miami beatdown back in week 5 gave the Niners the Spark they needed. 4-3 record heading into Seattle. Oh boy, Seattle. My Heart Rate is going to go through the roof. I mean these two had some crazy matchups last year. What the Hell is going to happen next? Meanwhile, The Dodgers win their first title since 1988. Great. 🙃
Week 8, 2020 Season: Well that was bad. Jimmy did not play well against Seattle. DK Metcalf, Russell Wilson, & DJ Dallas torched the defense for 37 points, and Jimmy got re-injured his ankle. Just Lovely.
November 2nd, 2020: Pain. Nothing but pain. Jimmy is probably gonna have to get surgery on his ankle and.... No please No. Not George Kittle. Please no. He’s out for 8 weeks? That’s a season ender. This is 2018 all over again. But it is far worse. Who’s our next opponent? The Packers? All we have to do is run the ball. It worked out well last time so do it again. Watch Hasty run for 220 yards and have 3 TD’s.
Week 9: Yeah that didn’t happen. Aaron Rodgers and the Packers picked apart a injured Niners team and won pretty easy. Who’s next? A Saints team with Brees, Thomas, Kamara, and an old friend in Emmanuel Sanders? I don’t like our chances at all. Then again, the Saints defense is kinda Sus.
Week 10: It started well, and then it all went south. At least it can’t worse.
November 19th, 2020: Klay Thompson tears his Achilles. Oh come on, the season hasn’t even started and The Warriors are already getting hit with the injury bug? This is the price they are paying because of getting three titles, and going to the finals 5 straight years huh? At least they drafted James Wiseman. As for the Niners, they are on a bye week, so that means no one will get injured... right?
Week 12: it was pretty ugly, but they won for the first time since week 7. Turnovers were being handed out from Mullens and Goff, but Robbie Gould once again, kicked the winning field goal to win us the game. Our next opponent is a Buffalo team leading the AFC East. There’s one problem... The 49ers can’t play at Levi’s Stadium due to Corona Chan. So the game will take place in Glendale. That’s gonna bring PTSD to Buffalo because the last time they were there, Kyler Murray threw a dime to De’Andre Hopkins, allowing Arizona to win the game.
NFL, You let the Ravens get all the time to recover, yet when the Niners had their COVID situation before the Packers game, you had us play our game? Come on man.
Week 13: That was frustrating to watch.
@L They didn't mortgage their future like the Rams, and I kinda think they have more offensive talent than the Bears.
But who knows? The NFC West is tough.
MrUHOH415. Holy crap how long did you spend typing this?
The Grey Sun
It took me a long time to write all of this.
MrUHOH415 thank you for this. I read this in Tree’s “Legacy of Failure” voice and it’s beautiful
MrUHOH415 that must of been a lot of work but idk why reading that as a chiefs fan made me feel like we didn’t deserve it but IT TOOK YALL 7 YEARS BUT US 50 DONT BE COMPLAINING
"Trust fund mega douche, Jed York"😂😂😂 dude holy shit this video had me dying😂
He’s not wrong though
They need to get rid of him somehow. As long as the Yorks are in charge, this team is fucked.
The niners will play in sb 52 next year against the 49ers
With 1 second left on the one they choose to pass but then the national anthem plays so he kneels and they lose
LMFAO
OMG Too funny
OMG LMFAO, I'M DEAD!
Niner fan but still hilarious lol
That's awesome.
As a 49er fan, those were dark times, but I remained steadfast, and in the end, the best case scenario happened. Jed York was visited by the 3 spirits in the offseason, and is now a much more respectable owner. He hired the right people who were able to turn this franchise around, and we are now reaping the rewards. The 49ers are headed to the Super Bowl. It's truly an amazing feeling right now. However, this video will hold a special place in my heart. This was one of the first videos I saw of Tree's, and I've been a viewer ever since. Additionally, this video is a time capsule of what once was. I can always revisit it and remeber the rock bottom of this franchise. And now only a week and a half from potentially winning a 6th ring, and the first in my lifetime, I am proud to say that I was able to weather the storm and be proud of my team again. Thank you Tree for mocking this team, we deserved it, and we learned from it. #faithfulforever
As it happened, they lost still. They have a great and young team though, yes.
But unfortunately, I have my doubts about them returning anytime soon. Their division changes each year. And the NFC in general changes each year.
You still proud
@@mrraven7445 as a niner fan, hell the fuck no. Deebo is a diva and needs to go bye bye.
You are one of the hottest teams in football, winning 10 straight games to end the season. You did America a favor by eliminating the Cowboys in the divisional round. You are a legitimate threat to win the Super Bowl.
Only a brick wall can stop you. Its name is the Eagles.
"Walking Pilsbury Doughboy" Best moment lol
Everyone that lived here in Oregon tried warning the niners that Chump Kelly was a nothing. He is a 1 trick pony, and its a trick that wont, and didnt, work in the NFL. He looked good because he inherited a great program and then he ran for the NFL when he fucked it up and was going to be penalized.
You gotta do one for the Bears. The McCaskeys have been prison fucking its fan base since George Halas died!
You beat me to it.
The Bears wouldn't be a bad target. If only for their fanbase's desire for Jay Cutler to be fired out of a trebuchet and their awful, awful team.
The good news is Cutler will probably be gone after this season.
The bad news is they'll pick up Tony Romo. Another injury prone wash up that the McCaskeys will fall head over heels for.
I can see Chicago overpaying for a mediocre commodity like Mike Glennon or Jimmy Garopollo to be their QB.
Jay Cutler suffers the ultimate punishment, however: Going to Cleveland.
I'm not gonna care about the Bears until the MacKaskey's sell the team. Never underestimate what new ownership can do for a franchise (ie Blackhawks and Cubs).
The Maginot Line was actually very strong, unfortunately the Germans just went AROUND it
Exactly what happened to the 49ers did back then
*Colin Kapernick takes a knee during national anthem*
You know, while this is going to be controversial, if he goes about this the right way and uses his newfound position intelligently during these turbulent times; I think he can do a lot of good and bring some attention to major issues. I can respect that.
*Colin Kapernick admires Fidel Castro*
What in the actual fuck???
Isaac Sorrels he didn't admire Castro he admired that they gave everyone free education
He admired Fidel Castro -- IN FUCKING MIAMI.
And he got blew up by Kiko Alonso. GLORIOUS RETRIBUTION.
Balzac T. Bagher Stalin also gave free education can I admire him for that?
It's OK to be a ravening attention whore diva. Just be an all pro. Colin Cancer was at or near the BOTTOM of the league his last two years.
James Savik honestly, and his supporters say teams wouldn’t sign him because he was “too controversial” in reality he was a bad quarterback
Real Niner fans stayed true through this hard time
I did and I didn’t think the team would hire a coach as great as Kyle Shanahan, but here they are!
These last 6 years were tough af, but im glad they are 12-3 and can possibly clinch the 1st seed
49ers go from lolcow to powerhouse so often that comments here get outdated and then up to date in an endless cycle
1949: 9-3 lost aafc championship
1950: 3-9
1981: 13-0 won super bowl
1982: 3-6
1998: 12-4 lost divisional
1999: 4-12 4th in nfc west
2013: 12-4 lost nfc championship
2015: 5-11 4th in nfc west
2019: 13-3 lost super bowl
2020 Starters: Mr.Shanahan I don’t feel so good (all get injured by week 5)
They lost another Super Bowl.
Their third straight Super Bowl loss in 11 years.
@@TheGameCube64Guy*just their 3rd Super Bowl loss in 11 years
That’s about as bad as the Vikings in their first 10 years in the league
this video aged perfectly
Only the 49ers can go from super bowl contenders to basement to fucking nuking their organization to starting 8-0
Edit: To appearing in another super bowl
Yeah, we fucked up, but that Super Bowl run was fun. But now we are back to lolcowdom and injuries
I wouldn’t go that far. Yeah you guys have been screwed by injuries, but unlike last time at least your GM and head coach are on the same page.
this went full cycle... again. 2011-13- super bowl contenders, 2014-17- shit, 2018- injured to fuck, 2019- super bowl contenders, 2020- injured to fuck.
The 49ers out of the 2020-21 NFL playoff picture brought me here.
2020: They piss away a 10 point lead in Super Bowl 54. 2021: (6-10).
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Honestly, I'm tired of people saying we're "spoiled" because of that 1980s dynasty. Ever since the last Super Bowl they have done nothing but given us heartbreaking playoff losses and mediocrity. Seriously, if you were born after the 90s (like me, unfortunately), then you don't know what a Super Bowl is (wait no, I know that we choked away not one, but TWO Super Bowls) and the losses against the Derp and the Seahawks in the playoffs still sting. And then there was our rebuilding years, dear Lord what an ugly mess that was. Bouncing around from QB to QB (and coach to coach) felt like forever instead of like 5 years. And now, as I'm writing this, the team is struggling, plagued with injuries, and our future is in doubt. Oh, and choking away a 10 point lead in the Super Bowl is still fresh in our minds. All I have experienced is pain and misery from this team, yet everyone will look past that because "Hey, we won a Super Bowl almost 30 years ago!!!" End of rant, have a lovely day
An example of a true fan shown here
U ok dude?
@@blmn201249 Eh, I've been better. Just gotta suck it up and hope next year isn't a fluke
@@bayareasportsfan04 same here for the Vikings
Thank you as a fellow 49er fan.
On the bright side, we had the Giants win three World Series in five years. Even that feels like a lifetime ago.
I really want the 49ers to win. That’s Super Bowl loss stings hard.
Yeah... I think this is becoming outdated.
5-0 now.
Edit: Goddamnit.
11-2 No. 1 seed
Going to the superbowl
And it only took like 5 high first round picks haha
Lost the superbowl after giving up 21 points in the 4th quarter
@@bw-leftturnracing7779 beautiful comment
The Niners: a classic case of how far the once mighty have fallen. If you are a sports fan on a contending team, take notes. This may very well be the future of your team in a couple of years.
Ken Hamada the Patriots after the Brady Belichick era is over
My Jaguars must have read this comment.
And the Niners are now a powerhouse again
Ken Hamada you were saying?
@@luffystrolls6837 Still rings true as of 2022. The 49ers reached the Super Bowl, only for the injury bug to run rampant the following season (6-10). One does not simply get a project QB like Trey Lance without sucking or surrendering a king's ransom. Plus, Kyle Shanahan seemed to have taken the baton from Andy Reid as THE definition of "choking".
Who’s here after the 49ers lost to the Chiefs yet again in the Super Bowl?
Not only lost, but choked.
Man what a roller-coaster they are on.
It's a hell of a drama being a fan
Such a stark difference between UTree's delivery then and now. He speaks a lot slower and enunciated more. He also sounds less angry, for lack of a better term. This video is still a fun watch and the offseason montage is classic.
Oh man I can’t believe we’ve lived through this moment, where my team is now the complete opposite of a Lolcow… I might cry 😭
8-0 quickly to lolcow to super bowl contender. 2019
They still blew a 10 point 4th and lost.
Back to lolcowdom
Couldn't stop laughing at the Jed York part
Yup 😞
Nice to see, after all this time, that the 49ers actually bounced back from all this!
Unfortunately, the 49ers still have yet to win it all to overcome urinatingtree's roasting on them.
@@joesakic91 right
Dude, I love your channel, finally, a sports channel with personality
This aged like fine wine. Anytime these guys look promising they fail miserably.
Now the BIG question is whose getting the worse of it…Cowboys 29 years of not winning Lombardo or 9ers 30 since not winning Lombardo lol
Both. The Cowboys have yet to make an NFC title game since winning it all in 1995 and the 49ers have lost their last three Super Bowl appearances.
The Packers are still jollying.
As a seattle fan, I enjoy watching this
Ya, but Malcolm Butler is still Funnier
Y O U D A R E S A Y T H E F O R S A K E N W O R D S
2013 NFC Championship
2014 Total Collapse
2015 RETIREMENT
2016 "I'm oppressed while being payed $126 Million"
2017 At Least We Are Not The Browns
2018 We Got Jimmy Grappalo...
2019 Actually Made the SB but blew it
2020 Can't even play in Santa Clara
2021: Was 2019 a Fluke but there's hope
2022: Broken Quarterbacks
Tribulation ruclips.net/video/1AjMd7nyA3o/видео.html
2021: Revival of Optimism
2021: OK, maybe 2019 wasn’t a fluke.
2022: Broken QB's but some hope remains
2023: best record in the NFC despite struggling to two lesser teams in the playoffs you made it back to the super Bowl! Oh no it's the Chiefs again and it's a 10-point lead you're going to blow it again aren't you?
YEP not only that you lose via the new overtime rules which you had no idea how to plan for!
Funny thing, San Jose is A: closer to Levi Stadium (hell, Stamford Stadium where they played in the Super Bowl is closer to San Francisco) and B, actually about 20% larger than San Francisco by population.
I will hence forth be referring to the team as the San Jose 49ers until they learn to get their act together.
Not to mention they built the stadium next to a fucking amusement park. But unlike the niners, that amusement park is still worth going for an enjoyable experience
Amen
well they learned, and they learned well
@@anthonylong9067 Nah, Great America is dull and a heck of a lot less entertaining than an NFC Championship contender
@Andrew Tkachenko ngl you may be on to something
3:44 never fails to split my sides.
And the Raiders signed him,dumbazz 😂😂😂
"Take a knee" 😂😂😂😂😂
Kaepernick: Hell No I'd Throw It Than Do That
They went from juggernaut to the garbage to the juggernaut.
Kudos to York for doing the right thing. Backing the fuck out
I can’t believe that this was 6 years ago
Who’s watching this after the 49ers lost to the Eagles in the NFC championship game?
Me. 28 years and counting for the San Francisco 49ers.
2014: injury fiasco part 1
2020: injury fiasco part 2
You gotta admit tho, their black and red uni's are so dope!!
Jetsfan most any team's black alternate uniform is awesome.
Jetsfan they really aren't that great.
Ardent Imagery still better than their usual uniform
Ardent Imagery not by much though
@@tomboomeronacrv Nooooo. Red and gold is waaayyyyy too amazing on them.
The megadouche was visited by the 3 spirits
Now they're the only undefeated team in the league
@Johnny Morphine Oh I'm not a 9ers fan but a Redskins fan so not quite as good of a record
The 49ers aren’t unbeaten anymore, but they’re still one of the best teams in the NFL-seriously, no one could have seen this coming!
Who's here after the 49ers blew a 20-10 lead to the Chiefs in the Super Bowl?
2019: This didnt age well
2020: Wait, no hes right.
2021: this didn’t age well
They have gotten out of lolcowdom, but man they can’t get it done when it matters these days.
It's as if Kyle Shanahan didn't learn from the last time.
Should have mentioned their roots of futility. The insane 1978 49ers committed, a NFL record, 63 turnovers on Offense. That is basically 4 turnovers per game by the offense (via fumble or INTs). Talk about shooting yourself in the foot...then their hand, head, hip and the other foot just to be thorough. The incredible thing is that they won 2 games, one where they won TO battle by only committing 2 TOs on Offense and creating 8 TOs on Defense. Against the Bucs winning by the score of 6-3, the 49ers O committed 6 TOs and their D created 2TOs. Crazy crazy season.
Who is here after the 9ers went 13-3 and got the 1 seed in the nfc?
I'm here after they won the NFC Championship
@Ya Boi Tom oof
Shanahan has the magic touch of choking in the super bowl
Considering what a proud history the 49er franchise has--it's the team of Joe Montana, after all--this has to be excruciating for their fan base.
Nah, most (I assume) saw that there was at least progress, at least after firing Baalke.
I'm a niner fan and I love this video lol. Keep up the great work! This channel is amazingly fun to watch.
We now have blown a 10 point lead in the Super Bowl and a 10 point lead in the NFC championship.
As a falcons fan whose dad had always told me stories of how thr 49ers always kickerd our ass when we were in the NFC West I wish the 49ers stay like this forever and we play the niners every year so we can get our revenge. love the vid by the way
2012 49ers kicked their ass in NFC Championship big ups on crushing Seahawks...
49ers basically crushed NFC South and trust me they got revenge during this era mostly except in the playoffs funny enough beat Saints, Carolina.
Georgia Mapper U still need 5 Superbowls to compete in history they can't stay like this forever
Georgia Mapper falcons blew a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl
Georgia Mapper win 5 super bowls and will talk later and the Falcons blew a 25pt lead at sb 51
oh if only your falcons didn't blow that lead...
0:53 now they’ve set the world record for fastest transformation from super bowl contender to league laughingstock then back to super bowl contender again
and then blowing it in the 4th quarter. Kyle Shanahan did it again
@@Smokerkun Old habits die hard don't they?
I have my doubts about them returning anytime soon. The NFC changes every year, and their division is far from being a cakewalk.
49ers are in the Super Bowl?! What a way to turn everything around
The video aged well
Minus Jimmy Gar.....god......damnit
2020 edit: nvm you good bro
This aged horrible in 2019
This aged amazingly in 2021
Injuries
Love the channel man, I've been blowing through these videos. High quality 👍🏼
Thanks, man.
The 49ers just won the super bowl for the first time in my madden franchise... in 2035
Ok?
More like 2069
@@senorpedrosrooster You got a hate boner for the Niners or something?
I love how there 13-3 now
The Bears can finally win against a team easily
Yeah and then get played into giving up multiple draft picks by the team they beat easily in order to move up one spot in the draft to take a qb despite the fact that you paid top dollar for a qb in the offseason and the fact that qb you drafted only started a handful of games in college
And then the niners dont do shit with those picks
Typhlosion Tuber and the Jets 😁
15-14 hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahaha
Don't forget that our leading scorer (Robbie Gould) beat us single handedly...... 5/5 on field goals
And we lost to the Rams in the NFC title game😑😔
Your still a good team
We need an update for this after that debacle last night...
As a Ravens fan now I understand how much damage both Greg Roman and Steve Saunders had on the 49ers, BECAUSE THEIR DOING THE SAME TO THE OTHER HARBAUGH IN BALTIMORE!
Thank you John Lynch and Kyle Shanahan
Bill Beli-cheat with the hoodie as the master chancellor was hilarious!!!! lol.... The Patriots are the dark side too haha
We back at it again at lolcow level
And now they’re the # 1 seed in the NFC.
Billy Launders In what was a bloodbath of a division and a top heavy NFC, barring the East.
@@Eduar6996: That's the impressive part.
In 24 months the 49ers went from having a very good chance at winning the Super Bowl every year to becoming the worst team the franchise has ever seen
Injuries
@@klizzard1691 excuses schmuses.
@@senorpedrosrooster That’s not a excuse that’s a explanation
What did you want them to do? Magically heal everyone?
@@coolfrog3552 Find a way amidst adversities such as it.
Who else saw the 49ers win the NFC Championship, and your first instinct was to go to this video? 😂
I also go to the Andy Reid video and comments there same here haha
And once again, this lolcow continues to roam for another season.
This video aged... actually pretty well
Super Bowl LIV: The NFL's Coaching Legacy of Failure vs. Their Newest Lolcow
Who will emerge victorious? Tune in two weeks from now to find out!
San Francisco Lolcow to powerhouse in 2 years!
Watching this after we just went 13-3 and won the division
Watching this after they choked in the superbowl like everyone who wasn't a delusional niners fan knew they would
the niners have set the guinness world record for “shortest lived lolcow”
As a 49er fan ohhhhh the oddness of how this has aged
Looks like things have finally corrected. Got the right guys in there now
They now went from Lolcow to a juggernaut after they tanked for Bosa. Their defense is top 5. They are great on offense with Garoppalo and Kittle. My gosh, UrinatingTree makes things sometimes age horribly.
this video was made in 2016
the man
Exactly like it took them 3 years to get good
Get back up 9ers fans, you still had an incredible season this year. It’s just that Kyle Shanahan decided to channel his inner 28-3 right when it mattered most. I got a feeling you’ll bounce back later.
A combination of SB 51 and Greg Roman in those three playoff losses under Jim Harbaugh from 2011 to 2013 for Kyle Shanahan.
Not anytime soon.
The NFC is very difficult and unforgiving. And their division is no cake walk either.
@@RB01.10 yeah it is but we still walked all over it like dirt.I am ready for some more ass whoopings next year
@@laureanouberalles5391 You won the division by like a game lmao
@@peytonmcclain6668 a winning percentage over .100 higher than the second best team seems pretty great to me
this video aged well
You should just make videos where you roast every team
Hot Cosby Detroit is just waaaaay too easy to roast
Hot Cosby check out his afc/nfc haters' guide.
Raiders lol
Five points vids got that covered
As a Pats fan, I would love to see what he has to say about them
Well, look who's back in the Super Bowl? The good ol 49ers. I did something like this back in 2020 when they made the Super Bowl that year, might as well do it again. We'll start it off in 2021.
2021: After everyone got injured in 2020, going 6-10, and playing home games in Arizona to end the year, the Niners decide to make a trade with Miami to get the third overall pick in the draft. They paid a lot to do it, but the goal is simple. win a Super Bowl. Rumors were going around that it was going to be Mac Jones from Alabama, which causes Niners fans to enter panic mode. In the end, they end up with Trey Lance. A QB that didn't play since 2019 at North Dakota St. Regardless, the Niners had an up and down season, finishing 10-7, ending up clinching a playoff spot. Their first matchup is against an old rival from the 1990's, the Dallas Cowboys.
2021 NFC Wild Card Game: The Niners storm out of the gates taking a 23-7 lead deep in the second half, but Jimmy G decides to become a double agent and almost throw the game away in the 4th Quarter. Notice how I said almost. That's because the Cowboys decide to run a freaking QB sneak for some reason with no timeouts, and end up running the clock out, losing the game. Cowboys fans melt down, and San Francisco survives to the divisional round against another old rival in Green Bay, who they took their manhood in their last matchup in the postseason which was the NFC title game. The Packers did win their matchup earlier in the season, but this is a different animal. It was in Green Bay this time, and it's snowing. Daunting task.
2021 NFC Divisional: The Niners offense can't get anything going, and the Packers end up winning to advance to the NFC Championsh-- Oh right, the Packers special teams happened. The Packers special teams end up costing Green Bay as the Niners block not only a field goal at the end of the first half, they also block a punt that ends up being a touchdown, and the Niners drive it to Robbie Gould's range, and the Niners get another W over Aaron Rodgers to move to the NFC Title game. Next up is the LA Rams, a division rival that they own. A win, and they're going to the Super Bowl.
2021 NFC Title: It's a back and forth affair with the Niners taking a 10 point lead in the second half, all they need to do is hold the line. Nope. Tartt drops an easy interception, the Rams come back and take a 20-17 lead, and Jimmy G throws a interception to seal the game, Rams get a home super bowl, and another LA team knocks out a Bay Area team for the second time in 3 months. Did I mention the Rams won the Super Bowl? Woof.
2022 NFL Draft: The 49ers with the last pick in the draft take this kid from Iowa State named Brock Purdy. Probably gonna be more for the practice squad. There's also this Deebo Samuel thing, but that's nothing. So you're telling me he wants to be traded? Oh come on man.
2022: Luckily cooler heads prevail, and Deebo has signed a contract extension to stay in SF for awhile. Jimmy G is brought back as an insurance policy, and it's now Trey Lance's team. Let's see what he can do and he's injured. Out for the season. Alright Jimmy, welcome back to the fold. The Niners have an up and down first few weeks of the season, but decide to make a trade. They add Christian McCaffrey from Carolina. CMC back in the Bay Area as the Niners end the season on a 10 game winning streak, and steamroll everyone in their way. There is a catch however, Jimmy G got injured during that run, and he's out for the season. The Niners turn to Mr. Irrelevant to guide them, and he balls out. Defeating Tom Brady in his first start, and guiding the Niners to the postseason. They take care of a divisional rival in Seattle, and then watch the Cowboys decide to run Zeke Elliott under center for some reason, and get back to the NFC Title game against Philly.
2022 NFC Title: It's an absolute nightmare as Brock is injured early in the game, and the Niners couldn't get back in the game as Philly heads to the Super Bowl. The Niners faithful go the whole offseason saying that if Brock was healthy, they would have won that game. We'll come back to this later on.
2023: The Niners bring in Javon Hargrave from Philly, give Nick Bosa the bag that's well deserved, and start the season off 5-0 with decisive victories over Pittsburgh and Dallas, Purdy and CMC are MVP candidates, and all is well. Up until week 6 where the Niners lose Deebo Samuel and Trent Williams, and their rookie kicker Jake Moody misses the game winner that began a 3 game losing streak that has people concerned about them. They add Chase Young from Washington, and they demolish Jacksonville off their bye week, returning to their dominant form. Then comes the Eagles game.
2023 Week 13: Remember how I said the Niners were trash talking the Eagles in the offseason? Well they backed it all up. After a slow start, they run the Eagles out of the Linc as Deebo Samuel has a 2021 vintage performance, Purdy slices the Eagles, and the Niners get their revenge from the NFC title game. They proceed to stomp everyone in their way that isn't Baltimore, and end up with the number one seed in the NFC. They watch as Dallas gets absolutely embarrassed in the Wild Card round, and they get to play Green Bay again. But this time it's Jordan Love at center.
2023 NFC Divisional: It's a rainy game as Purdy struggles to get a grip on the ball, Deebo gets injured early on, and the Packers have a 21-17 lead late in the 4th Quarter. Cue Brock going on a game winning drive where he has some nice throws and even makes plays with his legs, which is capped off with a TD from CMC to take a 24-21 lead late in the 4th. The defense clamps up and gets Jordan Love to channel his inner Brett Favre and throw a pick on the run to Dre Greenlaw, clinching another NFC title birth. Tommunism cries in the distance.
2023 NFC Title: The Niners come out bad in the first half as the Lions run game is running all over Levi's, and the Niners can't get anything going besides a CMC TD run. They are down 24-7 at Halftime and things are not looking good. However in the second half, things changed. the Niners scored on their first possession, and after stopping Detroit on 4th Down, Purdy throws a pass deep down field that Brandon Aiyuk catches that hit off the Lion defender's helmet, changing the momentum. the Niners scored, and went on a 27-0 run in the second half, completing the biggest comeback in NFC Title game history held by... The San Francisco 49ers.
And now they are back in the Super Bowl once again. Looking to get Lombardi #6. The only thing standing in their way, the Kansas City Chiefs. The same team that they lost to back in Super Bowl LIV. And they are looking to become a dynasty. Mr. Irrelevant v Patrick Mahomes. Can the Niners get their long awaited revenge 4 years later??? 🤔
(Holy hell, this took a lot of time to write.)
Looks like they'll have to wait my man
Super Bowl LVIII: Unfortunately for the Niners, they are once again bested by the Chiefs in the Super Bowl, losing in brutal and agonizing fashion as they fall 22-25 in the second-ever overtime period in Super Bowl history. Kyle Shanahan adds another chapter to his legacy of choking as he loses yet another Super Bowl in overtime with the demons of 28-3 still lingering. The monkey remains on his back as the Niners lose their third straight Super Bowl in 11 years. They've let down both their fans as well as the rest of the NFL world as they bear witness to the next AFC dynasty in the Chiefs following in the footsteps of the Patriots and most of all: Seeing Taylor Swift win a Super Bowl championship.
From laughingstock to 13-3 with last-second losses and a #1 seed. If this keeps going to a SB win, then I guess a revisit is due.
Nope. They lost and are still a lolcow for blowing a 10 point 4th Quarter lead.
Nope they’re back down to Earth still a lolcow
@@RB01.10 Do you know how easy it is to blow a 10 point lead in the NFL?
@@warrenwhiteheadiii41 objectively incorrect
@@coolfrog3552 When it’s the 4th Quarter, you must protect your lead. Your defense has to step it up in crunch time.
49ers LOLCOWS SAGA RETURN AFTER BLOWING A 20-10 LEAGUE HOW BOUT THE NEWWWWWW WORLD CHAMPIONS KANSAS CITY CHIEFS.
Chiefs sucks
I can never forgive the 49ers for beating the Bengals both times they went to the Super Bowl in the 80s
You can blame Paul Brown for that one
This is how it feels watching 49ers in 2021. Time to see a shitshow for the next 2-3 years bc of Shitshan
And know i dont know what the fuck to think
Ight we good now
Jed York=MegaDouche I like that and as a niner fan i hope we stay healthy this year