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Harpy borthday jjosh

Fuck TVs. They're ugly, cumbersome, and frankly maladroit. I use a projector + screen, an old laptop, and a usb mouse+keyboard combo on my phone--instant streaming on any site I want, or screenings from my library of downloaded content. The projector + speakers are also hooked up to my Switch, record player, or phone. I have never owned a TV and never will.

These diva rocahes also had me wondering if AA might be a better choice. Keep roaring!

Jake & Amir why do you let the Headgum podcast continue. It’s time for a disgraceful end so Geoff can focus on other Headgum videos. He wants this, trust me.

ooohbabawowow. Thank collegehumor.

the intro inspired me to pick up my beer. These dudes!

I've never seen a sketch where they mentioned lions. You know what, I think I've ONLY seen sketches where they mention lions

Happy birthday Josh.

I don't like knowing the segments in advance, but agree that having them timestamped for if/when I revisit an episode would be sweet.

i am very much looking forward to episode 400 and then 4000

CLEAN IT WITH A SEWING NEEDLE YOU WILL BE SURPRISED HOW MUCH COMES OUT

thank you for the rundown now i know what parts to skip

Happy birthday!!!!!🎉

i had my phone upside down for the opening and when y’all raised your hands it looked like you were hanging from the sealing of a cave, gleefully awaiting being eaten by some kind of big foot

The only way you two will be able to remove all the Dropout brand-integration on the JA Script Archive is by showing up on Game Changer and defeating Sam Reich in a battle of wits.

not a fan of knowing the segments ahead of time!

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Segments time stamps for that guy in the comments 0:29 Hands up for segments 5:31 The Lion Talk 10:07 Segment 1 DIY discussion 26:41 Segment 2 Game boy personal emails 43:57 Segment 3 Real or fake line from J&A 48:35 Jake's Birthday

Cant believe jakes dropping slurs in his squarespace ads

Amir's pearly whites giving veneerial disease realness on the day. We stan our transgander king for better or wurst, braut or otherwise <3

Actually in the very first jake and amir that jake mentioned (pictionary) someone does say lion. Jeff is guessing Amirs dictionary and guesses "lion king"

My friend just quit her job and started her own wallpaper company

Happy Murphday Jake ❤

Considering Amir is a borderline zillionaire he should really get a contractor to do the wall.

Happy birthday jjkae

fly a wha?

Play the DREGMENTS theme song next time

I would recommend marking the segments with time stamps so viewers can easily find specific parts. For example, I view Jake’s Zhang He poem at least three times a day (not always more but never less) and having a time stamp would help me get there faster

Day 1 Million of asking for this Segment: Win, Lose, Banana 🍌

Im gonna put my arms up

That squarespace ad made me cry tears of soy

To search for just lion, you can just put a space in front of it " lion" Edit: I've done it in the past, but seems like it depends on the email/document(s)

Never tell us the segments again

Some much needed joy on a Black Monday… 🎉❤

golden segments once again

Do you guys write for wait wait dont tell me? Because you should....

In Japan we just say チーズ which means cheese and is pronounced cheese.

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RIP Amir “maybe that’s the jew” Blumenheimen ~ You will be missed, and you will be kissed

Thank you, divas! This was grand. Happy week to all who celebrate!

The equivalent of saying cheese in Korean is kimchi! Ha-eun would say kimchi in photos - the 'chi' makes you smiiiiile

This one is really funny guys. Much love

I'm sorry Amir but.. bad arms

make skits. this shit sucks.guess you guys dont care about that though.

$400,000 but 'ballot selfies' are illegal in NY so you're actually going to JAIL

I would take 5 shots every morning to be fluent in 5 languages. Anything less than that sounds irresponsible. Thanks.

Again before I've even started: I just have to congratulate Jake on another well deserved Golden Mic

Arms up for Mondays

I'm obsessed with jakes would you want that/do that cockney voice. As a British guy it's the best representation of us

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