Amir’s inability to crack an egg is mind-boggling and hilarious. If you haven’t tried it yet, the best way to crack an egg is by cracking two eggs into each other. This might sound like a joke but I’m dead serious. Because of physics or some shit only one egg will crack open
The very same day I listen this ep I read this in my current book: "he has the kitchen make beef olives for the cardinal, stuffed with sage and marjoram" (from Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel).
I’ll never forget seeing you guys live in Wash DC several times. Even though you both said DC was your least favorite city 😂 I hope to see you again live soon!
Cracking an egg on the counter is so easy and literally leaves nothing if you do it correctly, I crack 2-4 a day and can't remember the last time I got shell in the egg or egg on the counter lol. Just crack hard enough to break the surface, the membrane and surface tension will keep the egg intact, then pull it apart with your middle and index finger on the top and thumb on the bottom, I do 2 at once with no issue.
Monday Blues relief comes around once more. With hand raising exectution looking damn near coorditated, how couldn't they do a live show. Cirque du Solei? How bout Jake and Amir, aye!?
Jake will reflect and think that a "snatch drip" joke from 2013 was offensive, but hasn't/won't apologized for joking about The Son of God, Jesus Christ shooting a porn a few episodes ago.
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Amir not knowing how to say fricassée is absolutely the most taupe thing I’ve ever seen
He was just being coy
Amir jumped the frickin carp during the theme song, he really did. 1 million strong against this OBAMA-nation
regarding “Broccoli &c”, &c is an old-fashioned way to write etc. (That said, a menu item called “Broccoli, etc.” is still pretty funny)
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Amir’s inability to crack an egg is mind-boggling and hilarious. If you haven’t tried it yet, the best way to crack an egg is by cracking two eggs into each other. This might sound like a joke but I’m dead serious. Because of physics or some shit only one egg will crack open
but what if I were to tell you what the perfect amount of eggs is?
@@incog.nyto.is it one _almond_?
Those last two segments were hilarious, loved hearing about Jake and Amir-isms from the perspective of a middle aged British art critic
How interesting would it be to see Rice Master Geoff try to cook some of these?
Char soy.
I love how Jake’s been going off the rails the past few eps 😂
golden segments once again
haricots verts is french for green beans ✌
Nothing better than my two golden boys doing the beautiful intro dance .. Thank you, Divas
The very same day I listen this ep I read this in my current book: "he has the kitchen make beef olives for the cardinal, stuffed with sage and marjoram" (from Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel).
Close enough, welcome back Snacks
Here's hoping that the live show will have the hands up dance as uncomfortable looking as in this ep
I’ll never forget seeing you guys live in Wash DC several times. Even though you both said DC was your least favorite city 😂 I hope to see you again live soon!
I didn't know this, but sound can refer to the air bladder of a fish.
The only silver lining on a Monday!
41:57 I would gladly contribute to a kickstarter to turn a recap bit like this into a full budgeted Jake & Amir video 😂😂
According to google a cod sound is its air bladder!
Cracking an egg on the counter is so easy and literally leaves nothing if you do it correctly, I crack 2-4 a day and can't remember the last time I got shell in the egg or egg on the counter lol. Just crack hard enough to break the surface, the membrane and surface tension will keep the egg intact, then pull it apart with your middle and index finger on the top and thumb on the bottom, I do 2 at once with no issue.
Segment idea: reread some of your earliest articles for CollegeHumor
Huge congrats to Jake for pitching another no hitter
Great ep guys #freepalestine
Monday Blues relief comes around once more. With hand raising exectution looking damn near coorditated, how couldn't they do a live show. Cirque du Solei? How bout Jake and Amir, aye!?
taupe
&c is et cetera. The & developed out of people writing the word et so often it started to seem like its own letter.
Still waiting on comparody and contrast segment…
Episode #idk of asking for this Segment Idea: Win, Lose, Banana
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Jake will reflect and think that a "snatch drip" joke from 2013 was offensive, but hasn't/won't apologized for joking about The Son of God, Jesus Christ shooting a porn a few episodes ago.
It was locker room talk. You know how locker rooms talk?
Atheist fuck going to hell for talking smack about this God guy.