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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024
  • In this episode we discuss D&D characters, cryptic crypto tweets, and being sick.
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Комментарии • 74

  • @JakeandAmirPods
    @JakeandAmirPods  11 месяцев назад +4

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  • @abfg616
    @abfg616 11 месяцев назад +89

    They should do a segment where they take audience submissions and give advice on things, call it like "should I be in your position" or something

    • @karmaheaven7
      @karmaheaven7 11 месяцев назад +13

      Great idea! Name needs a little work though. Maybe “Had I Been In the Situation this Audience Member was?”

    • @LazarusIsBackBaby
      @LazarusIsBackBaby 11 месяцев назад +8

      Maybe it can start out funny & eclectic and then over the years sort of drag on & become predictable & morph into a weird teen dating app advice podcast until both of them are just sick & tired of it

  • @slaygi
    @slaygi 11 месяцев назад +25

    dnd campaign where Kim Ha-Eun and Meiron Wheff explore eachothers bodies

    • @Skiloose
      @Skiloose 11 месяцев назад +1

      This is actually a REALLY good idea for a porno of sorts

  • @jakedemedeiros9978
    @jakedemedeiros9978 11 месяцев назад +30

    46:50 Amir purchased a blow your own glass studio from his friend Mickey, but Mickey neglected to mention that you also need a coal burning oven to blow glass, so the deal, much like Murphs Grandmother, died.

  • @YimstaNation
    @YimstaNation 11 месяцев назад +7

    I think you guys should do a segment called "If I were you, now." where you re-read questions you answered on If I Were You and answer them now and then listen to how you answered the question on the podcast years ago.

  • @Bailey-dj6hz
    @Bailey-dj6hz 11 месяцев назад +18

    Ah the theme song hits every time, always gets me hyped for the ep

  • @loganoleary9183
    @loganoleary9183 11 месяцев назад +13

    Jake and Niko being married is the best idea you've ever had and it needs to happen.

  • @ghostboy259
    @ghostboy259 11 месяцев назад +19

    Alluding to the end, please find Niko and interview her about your shoot! I'd love to know if she knew who you guys were, what she thought of the weird humour.

  • @battleandjams
    @battleandjams 11 месяцев назад +5

    I'd love it if they went back to their og like their quick characters. Giving out scenarios the other plays out

  • @Ghostboy_Nate
    @Ghostboy_Nate 11 месяцев назад +2

    Unironically I do think an “If I Were You” homage segment every once in a while would be pretty cool

  • @redgreen2453
    @redgreen2453 11 месяцев назад +14

    Amir’s DND character is sick

    • @ConverseSC
      @ConverseSC 11 месяцев назад +9

      I'm early into it, but I don't understand how the idea of him being a Spore Druid shooting people with a moldy blowdart isn't the chosen option.

    • @Triskitout
      @Triskitout 11 месяцев назад +5

      please he needs to lay down

    • @skeetpraylove
      @skeetpraylove 11 месяцев назад +10

      And WHITE

    • @haydenhenderson19
      @haydenhenderson19 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@ConverseSC Because spore druids don't have enough HOB for the little chipmunk. I do think the blowdart was the move though. To be honest a Warlock bound to an extraplanar viral deity is kinda perfect, cause like the connection would make him a little sick, but the powers let him make others reaaaaaally sick.

  • @DorisDayOfficial
    @DorisDayOfficial 10 месяцев назад +2

    Hearing Jake try to feel out the "mullet for this gullet" line was taupe

  • @LazarusIsBackBaby
    @LazarusIsBackBaby 11 месяцев назад +1

    Yo, plague Warlock with a Lovecraftian supervirus patron is such a cool idea

  • @raymanatorr
    @raymanatorr 11 месяцев назад +7

    mieron wheff, coming next week on naddpod

  • @emery_board
    @emery_board 11 месяцев назад +9

    you did do it for patreon!!! cyfüüs the bard lol

  • @petkragh
    @petkragh 11 месяцев назад +5

    I genuinely found the crypto jargon explanation instructive. Like a tldr of a Dan Olson video

  • @coreyperdue37
    @coreyperdue37 11 месяцев назад +3

    Jake and amir : four loko
    Amir just learned about four loko and is drinking them because of the kids that died in 2011. When jake explains how he used to have them all the time with his aunt before he dropped out of college, he is trying to talk amir out of it and explain how its not cool anymore, just a cheap drink for alcoholics. Amir says he bribed a high schooler for the premium blend and he wont let one drop go to waste. He starts chugging it down, obviously pretending it tastes good. He gets halfway through the can, stops, and thinks its the craziest drug experience ever. Punching the air and accidentally farting between punches. Annoyed, jake busts amir joy by saying they fixed the formula. Theirs no caffeine in it. Amir, distraught, loses all interest in the drink and turns on jake for letting him drink the caffeine free beverage. Jake, fed up, then steals it from him and chugs the rest down and with his insecure grin, says dont you think theyre still cool now. Cut to amir with 10 four lokos with one in his hand chugging.

  • @jakedemedeiros9978
    @jakedemedeiros9978 11 месяцев назад +3

    Isn’t Merion where Kobe played high school basketball

    • @btk72491
      @btk72491 11 месяцев назад

      It was Lower Merion High School in Ardmore Pa

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo 11 месяцев назад +9

    I'm amazed neither of these guys knew what Minecraft was. Odd.

  • @wrjackson17
    @wrjackson17 11 месяцев назад +9

    Segment idea: set up the $egmania coin and let's create some generational wealth

  • @Adam-pt9gx
    @Adam-pt9gx 11 месяцев назад +5

    Amir should obviously have been a white dragonborn, constantly has has a cold (breath weapon) and incorporates his initial impulse

  • @ScrapStoriesYT
    @ScrapStoriesYT 11 месяцев назад +7

    You guys have never sounded older than explaining Minecraft

  • @climbitclimate
    @climbitclimate 11 месяцев назад +2

    do a full dnd session! invite the 2 crew

  • @LOLHICRONO
    @LOLHICRONO 11 месяцев назад +5

    lets get it

    • @lobdooks
      @lobdooks 11 месяцев назад

      STARTED IN HAH

  • @donotworried
    @donotworried 11 месяцев назад +3

    😂😂 always hilarious

  • @AfroNinja720
    @AfroNinja720 11 месяцев назад +3

    was actually playing minecraft while listening to this

    • @AfroNinja720
      @AfroNinja720 11 месяцев назад +1

      it's Animal Crossing adjacent, you'd most likely enjoy playing it

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo 11 месяцев назад +5

    Not Another D&D Segment

  • @eman2k2k2
    @eman2k2k2 11 месяцев назад +11

    Oh sweet starting off shaking things up with some medical talk, just what everyone was waiting for

  • @jakedemedeiros9978
    @jakedemedeiros9978 11 месяцев назад +3

    Did Jake Roll those stats right? I thought it was 5d6 and dropping one… because holy shit 4d6 gave him some low stats. There’s a chance I’m just absolutely juicing my characters stats though.

    • @makeshiftGnome
      @makeshiftGnome 11 месяцев назад +14

      it's 4d6, drop the lowest.... better hope your DM doesn't see this!

    • @juice17776
      @juice17776 11 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah your starting stats should be somewhere between 10-14 on average. Then race bonuses and levels add more.

    • @jakedemedeiros9978
      @jakedemedeiros9978 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@makeshiftGnomeshit. I’m going to dungeon court.

    • @makeshiftGnome
      @makeshiftGnome 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@jakedemedeiros9978 the dice Christ confession booth awaits you should you wish to repent !

  • @koziol552
    @koziol552 11 месяцев назад

    Discuss current tv shows/movies/books/media

  • @miguelcosme5120
    @miguelcosme5120 3 месяца назад

    Holy shit. I can’t believe they really don’t know who Minecraft is.

  • @karmaheaven7
    @karmaheaven7 11 месяцев назад

    I legit had a roommate in college named Miron, although he pronounced it differently

  • @ComedyTech1
    @ComedyTech1 11 месяцев назад

    Jake and amir idea: Jake comes back from an event gets another tattoo! Amir on X or nah posts his tattoo and almost instantly gets a tattoo artist to recreate it on himself weak from being sick and giving blood he gets the tat. To reveal that Jake’s new tattoo was just a temperary tattoo he got from an event. Like burningman.

  • @LuigiFireball
    @LuigiFireball 11 месяцев назад

    Segment idea: Poetry or noetry but its jon wolf stories vs real life stories from news articles online or whatever

  • @lobdooks
    @lobdooks 11 месяцев назад

    15:45

  • @Timorio
    @Timorio 11 месяцев назад +2

    That's far too much constitution for a sickly boy.

  • @DenderFriend
    @DenderFriend 11 месяцев назад +27

    Hoping for at least more than two segments this time.

    • @phaillanx37
      @phaillanx37 11 месяцев назад +9

      I'm hoping for just 1 segment each week... oh goddamn that's just the podcast that they canceled to ... wait a minute!

    • @nickfcarter
      @nickfcarter 11 месяцев назад +1

      🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @coffin7904
    @coffin7904 11 месяцев назад +7

    Dnd Characters 3:45
    Jake and amir pitches 15:32
    Ad read 21:26
    Poetry 23:54
    End of episode 40:53

  • @beempboomp
    @beempboomp 11 месяцев назад

    Jake and Amir: Wheff

  • @matthewkmovie
    @matthewkmovie 11 месяцев назад

    jakes hairline is better than 2010. hmm....

  • @KrisKomar
    @KrisKomar 10 месяцев назад

    You guys are thinking of a warlock.

  • @lassehegaard
    @lassehegaard 11 месяцев назад +1

    Sauce

  • @roaringdolfin
    @roaringdolfin 11 месяцев назад

    you guys should play another chess game

  • @joncassidy3655
    @joncassidy3655 11 месяцев назад +4

    dat wallpaper so uggy!!!!!! amir!

  • @koftli8997
    @koftli8997 11 месяцев назад +2

    Segments in the segments podcast WTF

  • @lonerismco.2692
    @lonerismco.2692 11 месяцев назад +1

    sad to see how quickly this has devolved into nothing resembling comedy

  • @gftgrtrtyrty
    @gftgrtrtyrty 11 месяцев назад

    Stopia to the moon

  • @Hossyboy420
    @Hossyboy420 11 месяцев назад +1

    Alright making up for last week i hope...

  • @Skittishjoker
    @Skittishjoker 11 месяцев назад +1

    Just call the podcast illnesses

  • @KrisKomar
    @KrisKomar 10 месяцев назад

    Ohhhhhkay. I stopped the video and unsubbed when Jake said “Minecraft. It’s a video game right?”

  • @ComedyTech1
    @ComedyTech1 11 месяцев назад +2

    Jake and amir idea: Jake comes back from an event gets another tattoo! Amir on X or nah posts his tattoo and almost instantly gets a tattoo artist to recreate it on himself weak from being sick and giving blood he gets the tat. To reveal that Jake’s new tattoo was just a temperary tattoo he got from an event. Like burningman.