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Amir pulling hisssssss and hersssssss out of his ass was actually insane. Goated moment. I wish we had an award to give that represents excellence in podcasting. It could be the shape of a microphone… maybe some kind of precious metal.
Some segment pitches: you do a very serious tier list ranking of animals based on how likely you are to survive a hostile encounter with them you do a personality quiz but answer all the questions as a character, whoever isn’t answering has to guess the character. you spin a globe and pick a random spot on it. Then do a deep dive on that random spot and find out what’s going on there.
The evolution of Amir's opinion on dogs from early "If I Were You" days to now is incredible. Is there a Golden Mic for most improved, perhaps? Or is it an automatic Turdy for his original attitude?
"I almost wanna bring him in and try to fix him" amir as every girl i ever met in a club bathroom, this dog segment cracked me up, i hope they all get adopted
Loving first few eps!! Minor critique.. the more visual segments arent as engaging for those of us just listening. Other than that you had a perfect game going
I keep pausing on the podcast app and coming to youtube to be able to see what they’re showing. I listen at work so it doesn’t really help with productivity 😂
The whole episode is only advertisements. First it’s for a riddle website, then a housing website, the usual,.. drumroll please, dogs! Ok saved it at the end 🎉
At the end of If I Were You Ep 467 Staying Warm y’all mention you wrote an episode where Amir joins a frat and should read it some day, maybe you could do it on this show?
ngl the in person pods are way better. It's actually kind of hard to watch this because you can just feel the delay on the mics. It just feels like forced comedy instead of the natural rapport you guys have in person. The first 6 minutes were kind of like the start of a Zoom call for work when you're talking to a coworker you barely know and are still waiting on the other people to join.
Zillow game should be Game Boy style meets price is right. You agree on a price beforehand, you sort all properties by cheapest, then you take turns adding a filter where you have to both raise the price of the cheapest house and keep it under the agreed price. If you don't raise the cheapest price, you have to add an additional filter. If you go over the agreed price you lose and the winner wins the cheapest house currently listed.
Segment Idea: Make short PowerPoint presentations on whatever topic and then swap them so that the other person has to present it. Anotha one: Randomly choose a celebrity that you can do an impression of and then improv a job interview as that celebrity. And please, more scrolls!
Rude as hell to make me look up this video because of how visual all the segments sounded on spotify. Currently writing this while driving. My uber passenger is being a little bitch about it but whatever
I would personally like to hear about movies/shows/books you guys are currently interested in. I'm in a bit of a content drought these days especially shows.
I really enjoy the interstitial insults, I think it's really funny to hear an insult in such a fun way. Plus it's only offensive against you guys so who cares
I agree about the interstitials. The intro sing is fine but then for it to keep going through out is too much. I like Jake's idea of a mix of good and bad
The Zillow home match would work better if the left wheel had both Jake and Amir's names on it and the right wheel would have what the person selected would be deciding.
Can y’all ditch Twitter and make the jump to threads? Or what’s your thoughts? I hate to delete Twitter for personal reasons and would love to interact with y’all on threads
Not gonna lie, this Zillow stuff isn't hitting for me. Maybe it's more relatable for Americans but I don't even know what any of the locations are like nor do I care about someone else buying a house. And I know it might be difficult, but the videos are a lot better when you're together. Not that it is bad when you're apart.
As one of last week's complainers about the musical stingers in between segments, I get that they're supposed to be self-deprecating, but it's just so on the nose and without any cleverness to it. "Haha, he called them assholes!". Okaaay? Really dislike the melody, too, but that's completely subjective, obviously. (To be fair, I'm not a fan of these kinds of sung interruptions in general, makes it sound like crappy radio show where they go completely overboard with the sound board and dumb little jingles.) That being said, how about a sound effect guessing segment? One person plays a famous sound effect and the other person has to guess where it's from (stuff like the Inception horns, the Super Mario jump sound, the "shit's about to go down" alarm in Kill Bill etc.)
@@bobsonny Why shouldn't I? J&A has been a constant source of joy for me for well over a decade now so the least I can do when criticizing them is to elaborate instead of just being like "thing bad".
I like segments but why does your podcast have to be some concept ? Why not just straight up have the’ Jake and Amir Podcast ‘ literally just you guys talking about random shit for an hour or 2 with a guest or something
I am trying to relax after a long day, playing some BG3, and listening to my fav podsters; Jakey & Amir... then, my pleasant time is RUINED by the interstitial "🎶LOOOSER🎶" LIKE I DONT ALREADY HEaR THAT CONSTANT INNER DIALOUGE SINGINg 'LOSER, LOSER' AT MYSELF all day long!!! pls change to some kinder or neutral affirmations .
Let the producers come up with segments instead of you two. It doesn't work and the majority of the podcast is you guys explaining the segments instead of just doing it.
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Amir pulling hisssssss and hersssssss out of his ass was actually insane. Goated moment. I wish we had an award to give that represents excellence in podcasting. It could be the shape of a microphone… maybe some kind of precious metal.
The freaking Platinum Recorder
Or some shit
@@MediumDona silver zoom or some shit
Getting a riddle right on accident by interrupting is hilarious
The juxtaposition of Amir’s sunkissed chipmunk cheeks and and Jake’s lumberjack Harlow chic really embodies headgums dual coast influence
you're speaking poetry (#Sadie)
Some segment pitches:
you do a very serious tier list ranking of animals based on how likely you are to survive a hostile encounter with them
you do a personality quiz but answer all the questions as a character, whoever isn’t answering has to guess the character.
you spin a globe and pick a random spot on it. Then do a deep dive on that random spot and find out what’s going on there.
I literally can't imagine anything more boring to listen to than the first or third... But I love the second!
@@laterbot you just don’t see my vision 😅
I like it @@samwell54
8:06 - Hey Riddle Riddle Riddle
22:53 - Zillow House Hunter
41:55 - Funny Ad Reads
50:43 - Adopt a Dog
28:18 "Necessory" is a fun portmanteau of accessory and necessity and Amir does NOT misspeak
The fake ads segment killed me. I had to be ressurrected to be sure but it was worth it to hear about that sweet sweet drumroll please party pack
Jake taking a Andrew Tate persona would make for a great Jake and Amir episode I would totally watch that!
Huge missed opportunity if you don’t get Geoff on to play the Wheel of Zillow game. Dude’s eclectic home ownership knowledge is intense.
The evolution of Amir's opinion on dogs from early "If I Were You" days to now is incredible. Is there a Golden Mic for most improved, perhaps? Or is it an automatic Turdy for his original attitude?
I really liked this episode. Just kidding, I haven't even started watching it yet.
GOOD MORNING FELLOW SEGMANIACS
Segmania will never die brother. We'll go to the Stratosphere and the ionosphere. It's growing.growing. growing. And more seductive than sex!
What is it about Segmania that's just.. heh.. perfect 😎
@@forty_two42I think you mean more segmuctive than segs. We’re taking this baby to the segmesphere
Only Amir would be better at riddles when he isn't listening
Jake's segment ideas are always so half baked lol
"this is where the farmer blew his brains out" absolutely killed me
"I almost wanna bring him in and try to fix him" amir as every girl i ever met in a club bathroom, this dog segment cracked me up, i hope they all get adopted
I really really loved the theme, it has A VIBE to it. That's all we need. I look forward to singing it everytime.
Adal, Erin and JPC been real quiet since Hey Riddle Riddle Riddle dropped
how does jjake manage to come up with the most complicated segment every episode
already listened twice on Spotify. Too much? Nah. Love the new pod.
Loving first few eps!!
Minor critique.. the more visual segments arent as engaging for those of us just listening.
Other than that you had a perfect game going
I keep pausing on the podcast app and coming to youtube to be able to see what they’re showing. I listen at work so it doesn’t really help with productivity 😂
Punching up zillow segment:
Pick a house. Give the description ie: how many bath bedroom sqft and location and the other has to guess the amount
Listened to this while walking my dog and was hysterically laughing at Drumroll please and I refuse 3x by myself
The drumroll please ad was ace
love this ep! The dog segment had me cackling.
I literally just listened to the HRR ep where they asked 'What's more useful when it's broken' lmao
The Zillow segment had me DYING! I work for Zillow and I am going into the office tomorrow for a meeting. I'm going to show this to my team 😅😂🤣🤣
that dice splitting thing was tragic. 1-10, 11-20 is already fair.
The whole episode is only advertisements. First it’s for a riddle website, then a housing website, the usual,.. drumroll please, dogs! Ok saved it at the end 🎉
Pinky is still up for adoption 🥲
eating thanksgiving leftovers listening to this while cooking stew beneath a little mushroom somewhere in iceland
Ad reads is a banger sego
Great ad read Jakey
"That's propably why it was invented by the norwegians" *silently crying in finnish
At the end of If I Were You Ep 467 Staying Warm y’all mention you wrote an episode where Amir joins a frat and should read it some day, maybe you could do it on this show?
For a show called segments might be nice to have the time code segments in the video?
SEG-gestion, freaky friday bit where u each answer questions as the other person
Enjoyed the dog segment
Hey Riddle Riddle theft now… tread extremely lightly… #OopsOnSegments
Jake becomes a realtor!
ngl the in person pods are way better. It's actually kind of hard to watch this because you can just feel the delay on the mics. It just feels like forced comedy instead of the natural rapport you guys have in person. The first 6 minutes were kind of like the start of a Zoom call for work when you're talking to a coworker you barely know and are still waiting on the other people to join.
Finish people invented the sauna 😂
Finnish?
the show literally could just be fake ads and the Mystery Guests segment every episode and I'd love it.
Zillow game should be Game Boy style meets price is right. You agree on a price beforehand, you sort all properties by cheapest, then you take turns adding a filter where you have to both raise the price of the cheapest house and keep it under the agreed price. If you don't raise the cheapest price, you have to add an additional filter. If you go over the agreed price you lose and the winner wins the cheapest house currently listed.
Speckles JuM
Should have been the title of this ep
Segment Idea:
Make short PowerPoint presentations on whatever topic and then swap them so that the other person has to present it.
Anotha one: Randomly choose a celebrity that you can do an impression of and then improv a job interview as that celebrity.
And please, more scrolls!
Leg-ments, because dogs have legs.
Yall the intro song goes so hard it's too late for segmania I think
Rude as hell to make me look up this video because of how visual all the segments sounded on spotify. Currently writing this while driving. My uber passenger is being a little bitch about it but whatever
I would personally like to hear about movies/shows/books you guys are currently interested in. I'm in a bit of a content drought these days especially shows.
I really enjoy the interstitial insults, I think it's really funny to hear an insult in such a fun way. Plus it's only offensive against you guys so who cares
all the E's are 3's, all the i's are 5's and all the L's are twelves.
Jake not knowing who Andrew Tate is ❤❤❤ cancel amir
we would need to cancel you too then, as you also know who that diva is
25:04 Looking around my 570 sq one-bedroom like whatever bro...
My one criticism: please get Jake the same pop filter for his mic as is on Amir's.
I agree about the interstitials. The intro sing is fine but then for it to keep going through out is too much. I like Jake's idea of a mix of good and bad
"Segmania" sounds too much like "Smegmania." Petition to never say that again in the office.
LETS GOOO
Love the new show fine like when it says losers😔
SEGMANIA!!
The Zillow home match would work better if the left wheel had both Jake and Amir's names on it and the right wheel would have what the person selected would be deciding.
Is Game Boy problematic because he's always coming or is he always coming because he's problematic?
Gaslighting segment where AMir forgets about scrolls.
These pods don't compare to the in-person ones, just being honest fellas.
Can y’all ditch Twitter and make the jump to threads? Or what’s your thoughts? I hate to delete Twitter for personal reasons and would love to interact with y’all on threads
Strongly disagree about the theme song and interstitials-they rule
Seg-MANIAAAA
I second that the interstitials should be more kind. My childhood heroes should be lauded as champions as they shuffle agedly into that good night.
Segment Idea: change the name to Segmania and do this podcast right
Not gonna lie, this Zillow stuff isn't hitting for me.
Maybe it's more relatable for Americans but I don't even know what any of the locations are like nor do I care about someone else buying a house. And I know it might be difficult, but the videos are a lot better when you're together. Not that it is bad when you're apart.
I agree.
Segmania now
Men do not attend festivals
As one of last week's complainers about the musical stingers in between segments, I get that they're supposed to be self-deprecating, but it's just so on the nose and without any cleverness to it. "Haha, he called them assholes!". Okaaay? Really dislike the melody, too, but that's completely subjective, obviously.
(To be fair, I'm not a fan of these kinds of sung interruptions in general, makes it sound like crappy radio show where they go completely overboard with the sound board and dumb little jingles.)
That being said, how about a sound effect guessing segment? One person plays a famous sound effect and the other person has to guess where it's from (stuff like the Inception horns, the Super Mario jump sound, the "shit's about to go down" alarm in Kill Bill etc.)
why did you spend so much effort to complain about this
@@bobsonny Why shouldn't I? J&A has been a constant source of joy for me for well over a decade now so the least I can do when criticizing them is to elaborate instead of just being like "thing bad".
only cowards and divas don't like the interstitials
Zillow segment is no
Wait. Amir is jewish!?
please never do the dog thing again that sucked
the insults and theme are just too cringe
we allowed to eat the dog?
I like segments but why does your podcast have to be some concept ? Why not just straight up have the’ Jake and Amir Podcast ‘ literally just you guys talking about random shit for an hour or 2 with a guest or something
I am trying to relax after a long day, playing some BG3, and listening to my fav podsters; Jakey & Amir... then, my pleasant time is RUINED by the interstitial "🎶LOOOSER🎶" LIKE I DONT ALREADY HEaR THAT CONSTANT INNER DIALOUGE SINGINg 'LOSER, LOSER' AT MYSELF all day long!!! pls change to some kinder or neutral affirmations .
Let the producers come up with segments instead of you two. It doesn't work and the majority of the podcast is you guys explaining the segments instead of just doing it.