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00:00 - Intro 02:14 - Poetry or Noetry™ 15:36 - Jake's ISEE math test 27:37 - Give the boys some MONEY 29:32 - And did I mention... C-C-C-CAAAASSHHH?! 30:29 - JACKAaaAAAsSHH 31:56 - eBay Game Boy™ 40:56 - Amir's PERFECT, FLAWLESS singing 46:08 - Outro
Watching Jake and Amir dance around during the theme song looked felt like a boxing coach hyping up the 7th string boxer about to go up against the 3 time heavyweight champion. Listening to the rest of the pod felt much the same
jake, your an amazing writer, better than i could ever be, your improv on naddpod is second to none, but im placing my bets and theres no fucking chance you wrote that second poem
for poetry or no-etry, a good way to fake a poem would be to write it from the perspective of a character you've played - this then makes it personal to you (no chance of plagiarism) but also distant enough to make it more difficult to spot
For the eBay game it should be that someone picks two words and then the next person can only change one of those words and it keeps going like that for however many turns.
Here’s a segment idea: family feud. I think you did it on testing testing once. And to punch it up, the “100” people you poll could be the Headgum staff, if you just made a survey and sent it to them. And they could even be Headgum related questions in some way. “I asked the Headgum staff: which employee would you least want to be stuck in an elevator with”. What have you
Make the effort to record in person, first couple episodes were wonderful. This just feels like taking a college class with option to attend physically or virtually, and after the first week you only show up online half assing the rest.
You guys should come up with forfeits for the losers. Kind of like impractical jokers, but the forfeit needs to relate to a segment that the winner can choose.
Is it bad that I unironically liked the musical number? Can we just get a segment of someone suggesting a showtune or disney song that the other has to sing?
The words sanctuary and solace are VERY AI.. i have no idea why but it keeps using those words over and over.. the moment I heard the title and I was like 1000% AI and then I heard the word solace 😂 yaaaaap. No idea why this is a giveaway but it is.
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No poem will ever top Ha Eun
Then Harrison,
Then Harry
Hey thanks for uploading these at 8am on monday. Legit the best way to start a week of work.
00:00 - Intro
02:14 - Poetry or Noetry™
15:36 - Jake's ISEE math test
27:37 - Give the boys some MONEY
29:32 - And did I mention... C-C-C-CAAAASSHHH?!
30:29 - JACKAaaAAAsSHH
31:56 - eBay Game Boy™
40:56 - Amir's PERFECT, FLAWLESS singing
46:08 - Outro
Thank you for this! Pretty crazy this show is called segments but they don’t have the segments time stamped
I’ve been replaced lol
You’re a coy diva for this
wow u truly didnt have to timestamp each individual ad segment. i deserve so much more than this
“Disn-eBay” for the title of the eBay game with Disney songs segment.
It works better spoken than written
We deserve so much more than this.. We deserve SEGMANIA!
26:40 What a bit lmao
Also I see Amir skipped dinner, he lied about the bagel, lied about the lox, all he had was a seed
Idea for a new segment: "Modern ART or Modern FART"
Jake has to guess which of 3 modern art pieces was created by Amir
Watching Jake and Amir dance around during the theme song looked felt like a boxing coach hyping up the 7th string boxer about to go up against the 3 time heavyweight champion. Listening to the rest of the pod felt much the same
jake, your an amazing writer, better than i could ever be, your improv on naddpod is second to none, but im placing my bets and theres no fucking chance you wrote that second poem
Missed opportunity in Jake's poem for "The Baker rises before the bread" or some such. That's artsy as fuck,.
13:07 should have been "the baker rises before the bread"
Played Whos 58? at a dinner party on the weekend. everyone loved it
for poetry or no-etry, a good way to fake a poem would be to write it from the perspective of a character you've played - this then makes it personal to you (no chance of plagiarism) but also distant enough to make it more difficult to spot
And then Amir just ends up writing a scroll lol
Amir singing Aladdin is now my morning alarm
The eBay game is a great segment
The poetry segment is by far the best
I pulled over and PARKED to listen to amir sing
math test... yeah... I was so happy for the helix ad.
For the eBay game it should be that someone picks two words and then the next person can only change one of those words and it keeps going like that for however many turns.
Y'all are the best part of Monday mornings!
Did Jake just say he doesn’t know who Mary Shelley is?
The test segment felt like something Geoff would do
Jake did not mention once that the only reason this song lives in his brain is cause it was one of Emily's sexual awakenings. 😔📸
Amir is looking especially handsome today ❤ that lighting !!!
Mary Shelly wrote Frankenstein, Jake.
I love the poetry segment, I can’t wait until one of them is fooled
Time for Jake and Amir to publish a book with 100 poems, 50 written by Jake, 50 written by Amir, and they don't tell us who wrote which.
Monday evenings are perfect again.
Here’s a segment idea: family feud. I think you did it on testing testing once. And to punch it up, the “100” people you poll could be the Headgum staff, if you just made a survey and sent it to them. And they could even be Headgum related questions in some way. “I asked the Headgum staff: which employee would you least want to be stuck in an elevator with”. What have you
Survey says Geoff
Make the effort to record in person, first couple episodes were wonderful. This just feels like taking a college class with option to attend physically or virtually, and after the first week you only show up online half assing the rest.
I think Jake is in NY and Amir is LA
I am so psyched for this!
that stupid ikea poster always gets me before the jokes even start.
The way I knew which poem was real was that one had an alusion to Rainer Maria Rilke lol
Kudos to Amir, really giving Tom Delonge a run for his money on being the voice of his generation. Brava!
Amir appears to have a seed stuck in his teeth. Perhaps he had a plain bagel with everything on it, the whole shabazz
I won the Ebay game first try with "edward scissorhands lego minifigure" lol
that variant of Poetry or Noetry could also be called "Poetry, Me, and ChatGPT" since you guys are always bonered up for that rhyming schtuff
Ha Eun 2: Electric Boogaloo
writing a Disney movie in a 15 minute segment might be pretty neat actually..
You guys should come up with forfeits for the losers. Kind of like impractical jokers, but the forfeit needs to relate to a segment that the winner can choose.
thin uncle fuckin killed me
a thuncle for sure. thin or thick or otherwise. thick as thieves and thin as UNCLE
Segment idea: amir does a calculus problem
Jake really phoned in that poem. At this rate Amir will definitely trick Jake first I think
Is it bad that I unironically liked the musical number?
Can we just get a segment of someone suggesting a showtune or disney song that the other has to sing?
Amir has something in his teeth 🪥
get a professional poet on the pod and read your greatest hits to them. Maybe have them give you some poem writing ideas. Have them punch up ‘Sadie’
The words sanctuary and solace are VERY AI.. i have no idea why but it keeps using those words over and over.. the moment I heard the title and I was like 1000% AI and then I heard the word solace 😂 yaaaaap. No idea why this is a giveaway but it is.
Oh!
Yay!!!
Here’s one for the algo
eGameBay?!
What a weird posture he has
You should’ve titled this 1 the narcissist & the farce-assist