eBay Game Boy - Segments - 10

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @JakeandAmirPods
    @JakeandAmirPods  Год назад +2

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  • @Freedomlesburst
    @Freedomlesburst Год назад +68

    No poem will ever top Ha Eun

  • @ClubNicholas
    @ClubNicholas Год назад +49

    Hey thanks for uploading these at 8am on monday. Legit the best way to start a week of work.

  • @Mayrink.
    @Mayrink. Год назад +37

    00:00 - Intro
    02:14 - Poetry or Noetry™
    15:36 - Jake's ISEE math test
    27:37 - Give the boys some MONEY
    29:32 - And did I mention... C-C-C-CAAAASSHHH?!
    30:29 - JACKAaaAAAsSHH
    31:56 - eBay Game Boy™
    40:56 - Amir's PERFECT, FLAWLESS singing
    46:08 - Outro

    • @Mommy_Moss
      @Mommy_Moss Год назад +9

      Thank you for this! Pretty crazy this show is called segments but they don’t have the segments time stamped

    • @gftgrtrtyrty
      @gftgrtrtyrty Год назад +1

      I’ve been replaced lol

    • @Lauren_Ipsum
      @Lauren_Ipsum Год назад +1

      You’re a coy diva for this

    • @ackwell11
      @ackwell11 Год назад +2

      wow u truly didnt have to timestamp each individual ad segment. i deserve so much more than this

  • @redgreen2453
    @redgreen2453 Год назад +24

    “Disn-eBay” for the title of the eBay game with Disney songs segment.
    It works better spoken than written

  • @wrjackson17
    @wrjackson17 Год назад +26

    We deserve so much more than this.. We deserve SEGMANIA!

  • @EvilApple567
    @EvilApple567 Год назад +2

    26:40 What a bit lmao
    Also I see Amir skipped dinner, he lied about the bagel, lied about the lox, all he had was a seed

  • @samster317
    @samster317 Год назад +2

    Idea for a new segment: "Modern ART or Modern FART"
    Jake has to guess which of 3 modern art pieces was created by Amir

  • @devgonewild839
    @devgonewild839 Год назад +14

    Watching Jake and Amir dance around during the theme song looked felt like a boxing coach hyping up the 7th string boxer about to go up against the 3 time heavyweight champion. Listening to the rest of the pod felt much the same

  • @simonhughes2902
    @simonhughes2902 Год назад +20

    jake, your an amazing writer, better than i could ever be, your improv on naddpod is second to none, but im placing my bets and theres no fucking chance you wrote that second poem

  • @leviwardrobe3328
    @leviwardrobe3328 Год назад +9

    Missed opportunity in Jake's poem for "The Baker rises before the bread" or some such. That's artsy as fuck,.

  • @connorpreston306
    @connorpreston306 Год назад +1

    13:07 should have been "the baker rises before the bread"

  • @MarcDesco18
    @MarcDesco18 Год назад +1

    Played Whos 58? at a dinner party on the weekend. everyone loved it

  • @carltonascarf7694
    @carltonascarf7694 Год назад +12

    for poetry or no-etry, a good way to fake a poem would be to write it from the perspective of a character you've played - this then makes it personal to you (no chance of plagiarism) but also distant enough to make it more difficult to spot

    • @Helpusobi1138
      @Helpusobi1138 Год назад +10

      And then Amir just ends up writing a scroll lol

  • @HaleyJoLifts
    @HaleyJoLifts 11 месяцев назад

    Amir singing Aladdin is now my morning alarm

  • @JeromeBeckett
    @JeromeBeckett Год назад +5

    The eBay game is a great segment

  • @Rocketmanrun
    @Rocketmanrun Год назад +4

    The poetry segment is by far the best

  • @TaterTots620
    @TaterTots620 Год назад +2

    I pulled over and PARKED to listen to amir sing

  • @Psychol-Snooper
    @Psychol-Snooper Год назад

    math test... yeah... I was so happy for the helix ad.

  • @JasonGrill-or2oz
    @JasonGrill-or2oz Год назад +3

    For the eBay game it should be that someone picks two words and then the next person can only change one of those words and it keeps going like that for however many turns.

  • @tylergob9399
    @tylergob9399 Год назад +1

    Y'all are the best part of Monday mornings!

  • @robertrichards6964
    @robertrichards6964 Год назад +8

    Did Jake just say he doesn’t know who Mary Shelley is?

  • @2001goldeagle
    @2001goldeagle 11 месяцев назад

    The test segment felt like something Geoff would do

  • @slaygi
    @slaygi Год назад +1

    Jake did not mention once that the only reason this song lives in his brain is cause it was one of Emily's sexual awakenings. 😔📸

  • @cuperexeo
    @cuperexeo Год назад +6

    Amir is looking especially handsome today ❤ that lighting !!!

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo Год назад +1

    Mary Shelly wrote Frankenstein, Jake.

  • @wyattharrah2251
    @wyattharrah2251 Год назад

    I love the poetry segment, I can’t wait until one of them is fooled

  • @dylanjc
    @dylanjc Год назад

    Time for Jake and Amir to publish a book with 100 poems, 50 written by Jake, 50 written by Amir, and they don't tell us who wrote which.

  • @donotworried
    @donotworried Год назад

    Monday evenings are perfect again.

  • @Mrfishybobboo
    @Mrfishybobboo Год назад

    Here’s a segment idea: family feud. I think you did it on testing testing once. And to punch it up, the “100” people you poll could be the Headgum staff, if you just made a survey and sent it to them. And they could even be Headgum related questions in some way. “I asked the Headgum staff: which employee would you least want to be stuck in an elevator with”. What have you

  • @Boxy-
    @Boxy- Год назад +3

    Make the effort to record in person, first couple episodes were wonderful. This just feels like taking a college class with option to attend physically or virtually, and after the first week you only show up online half assing the rest.

    • @SSSammyRCT
      @SSSammyRCT 11 месяцев назад +2

      I think Jake is in NY and Amir is LA

  • @DenderFriend
    @DenderFriend Год назад

    I am so psyched for this!

  • @devonscotttaylor
    @devonscotttaylor Год назад +2

    that stupid ikea poster always gets me before the jokes even start.

  • @Strauss-
    @Strauss- Год назад

    The way I knew which poem was real was that one had an alusion to Rainer Maria Rilke lol

  • @Ackbaaz
    @Ackbaaz Год назад

    Kudos to Amir, really giving Tom Delonge a run for his money on being the voice of his generation. Brava!

  • @samwoletz
    @samwoletz Год назад

    Amir appears to have a seed stuck in his teeth. Perhaps he had a plain bagel with everything on it, the whole shabazz

  • @MegaClaymore123
    @MegaClaymore123 Год назад

    I won the Ebay game first try with "edward scissorhands lego minifigure" lol

  • @SwordSaint892
    @SwordSaint892 Год назад

    that variant of Poetry or Noetry could also be called "Poetry, Me, and ChatGPT" since you guys are always bonered up for that rhyming schtuff

  • @h.rpickens1699
    @h.rpickens1699 11 месяцев назад

    Ha Eun 2: Electric Boogaloo

  • @OfficialC2cat
    @OfficialC2cat Год назад

    writing a Disney movie in a 15 minute segment might be pretty neat actually..

  • @sammydidds
    @sammydidds Год назад

    You guys should come up with forfeits for the losers. Kind of like impractical jokers, but the forfeit needs to relate to a segment that the winner can choose.

  • @imfeeeding
    @imfeeeding Год назад

    thin uncle fuckin killed me

    • @imfeeeding
      @imfeeeding Год назад

      a thuncle for sure. thin or thick or otherwise. thick as thieves and thin as UNCLE

  • @TaterTots620
    @TaterTots620 Год назад

    Segment idea: amir does a calculus problem

  • @HopDances
    @HopDances Год назад

    Jake really phoned in that poem. At this rate Amir will definitely trick Jake first I think

  • @TheFlyingJester
    @TheFlyingJester Год назад

    Is it bad that I unironically liked the musical number?
    Can we just get a segment of someone suggesting a showtune or disney song that the other has to sing?

  • @danhudson3831
    @danhudson3831 Год назад +1

    Amir has something in his teeth 🪥

  • @samwell54
    @samwell54 Год назад

    get a professional poet on the pod and read your greatest hits to them. Maybe have them give you some poem writing ideas. Have them punch up ‘Sadie’

  • @MissyFaye
    @MissyFaye Год назад

    The words sanctuary and solace are VERY AI.. i have no idea why but it keeps using those words over and over.. the moment I heard the title and I was like 1000% AI and then I heard the word solace 😂 yaaaaap. No idea why this is a giveaway but it is.

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo Год назад

    Oh!

  • @coffin7904
    @coffin7904 Год назад

    Yay!!!

  • @QuestGoblin
    @QuestGoblin Год назад

    Here’s one for the algo

  • @alexkennedy_nba
    @alexkennedy_nba Год назад

    eGameBay?!

  • @mmmatches
    @mmmatches Год назад

    What a weird posture he has

  • @Brian-nw3ey
    @Brian-nw3ey Год назад

    You should’ve titled this 1 the narcissist & the farce-assist