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You guys should just bring more old segments back each episode Not really a segment, but there was a moment on the show where Jake made Amir answer questions about history and physics to prove he's smart. That was pretty fun. Then they told high school stories ever
Segment idea: "Paint a Tree or Patron Saint to Be" In this game you must either paint a picture of a tree or do something that changes the world so much you are canonized for it.
Hey guys. Gonna try something very subtle.... Never go back to the old theme song... EVER! We don't want it. We hate the old theme song. Also, we all hated "Segmania".... Never switch the name to that because we don't want you to. 😉 Haha. I really mean it... This isn't reverse psychology. Don't even Google it if you aren't sure what it is, because that isn't what I'm doing.
segment ideas: -guess each other’s porn search terms -try not to laugh challenge, where you come prepared with internet videos/tik toks that you know will make the other laugh -play 20 questions -you have to tell each other’s “losing my virginity” story with as much details as you can remember
Segment idea: Favorite (and, funnier but also riskier, least favorite) fan interactions. Not counting stuff like live shows that feature audience participation in any way, but simply meeting people on the streets.
Do an actor chain! A was in movie B with C, C was in movie D with E … I wonder how long you can keep it up (advanced version: try to get to the first name again).
show and guess was great. plz do the reverse. Also, please do something where you guess if something is or isnt a line from jake and amir. like where you use and the j&a script archive to come up with real quotes and check fake quotes / come up with quotes to stump each other :)
Tbf I get kangaroos in my backyard and all they do is lay in the sun. They are lazy and low energy. The only time I witness major bouncing is when im trying to get close to them. Other than that it's usually 1 male with his harem or 5-10 females chilling catching some rays
Segment Idea: Win, Lose, Banana You need at least 3 people for this game so you’d have to do it with a guest/producer. In this game, one person is the “winner”, one’s the “loser” and one’s the “banana”, denoted by drawing a card that says so at the beginning of each round. The winner then reveals that they are the winner and the round is spent by the loser and the banana each trying to convince the winner that they are the banana. If the winner correctly guesses the banana both the winner and the banana get a point. If the loser tricks the winner then they get a point. Play to like 3 points or something. I just played it with some friends the other day and it was hilarious; I think it would be funny for y’all to try it.
I like the idea of the pop quiz segment but you mix it with the poetry segment. Some of the trivia questions are real and others are fake ones written by Amir
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Finally, years of Jake pausing during JA watch JA to talk about what shirt he was wearing paid off
5:28 I now understand Geoff making fun of Amir having nothing on the walls "that one time"
"if he's king dork then im prince nerd" is an all timer. loving the segments!!
You guys should just bring more old segments back each episode
Not really a segment, but there was a moment on the show where Jake made Amir answer questions about history and physics to prove he's smart. That was pretty fun. Then they told high school stories ever
Segment idea: "Paint a Tree or Patron Saint to Be" In this game you must either paint a picture of a tree or do something that changes the world so much you are canonized for it.
Please bring back the segment where Amir sells ads and makes Jake read them. It's my favorite segment!
Hey guys. Gonna try something very subtle....
Never go back to the old theme song... EVER! We don't want it. We hate the old theme song. Also, we all hated "Segmania".... Never switch the name to that because we don't want you to. 😉
Haha. I really mean it... This isn't reverse psychology. Don't even Google it if you aren't sure what it is, because that isn't what I'm doing.
i love the script segment - lets get emily and murph on the horn for another one
what if they have a segment where they guess celebrity birthplaces?
Jesus Jake has a crystal clear memory
The first segment is just ‘Profile Pic’ in real life. “This is NOVEMBER JAKE.”
segment ideas:
-guess each other’s porn search terms
-try not to laugh challenge, where you come prepared with internet videos/tik toks that you know will make the other laugh
-play 20 questions
-you have to tell each other’s “losing my virginity” story with as much details as you can remember
This is how you kick off a Monday!❤
Footy podcast coming back as a segment!! Yes boys! My prayers have been answered
Segment idea: Favorite (and, funnier but also riskier, least favorite) fan interactions. Not counting stuff like live shows that feature audience participation in any way, but simply meeting people on the streets.
I love the reread segment
Do an actor chain! A was in movie B with C, C was in movie D with E … I wonder how long you can keep it up (advanced version: try to get to the first name again).
Dudes, do 7 degrees of separation! The Kevin Baconator game!
yes do the same game for amir
My face hurts from laughing
More Show and Guess 🙌
show and guess was great. plz do the reverse. Also, please do something where you guess if something is or isnt a line from jake and amir. like where you use and the j&a script archive to come up with real quotes and check fake quotes / come up with quotes to stump each other :)
yes show and guess was good
I wonder how the segment that's all about showing photos will play out on the audio-only version 💀
…not great.
Tbf I get kangaroos in my backyard and all they do is lay in the sun. They are lazy and low energy. The only time I witness major bouncing is when im trying to get close to them.
Other than that it's usually 1 male with his harem or 5-10 females chilling catching some rays
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Segment idea: you should play cine nerdle 2, it's like word association for movies. Recon you'd both be good at it!
Here’s a suggestion for a segment:
#OopsOnSegments
We shall never end our tirade of vitriol until justice is served. Gorsh.
I was at your October 2016 detroit show! I paid for VIP entry and all I get is this this this this silent treatment??
Segment Idea: Win, Lose, Banana
You need at least 3 people for this game so you’d have to do it with a guest/producer. In this game, one person is the “winner”, one’s the “loser” and one’s the “banana”, denoted by drawing a card that says so at the beginning of each round. The winner then reveals that they are the winner and the round is spent by the loser and the banana each trying to convince the winner that they are the banana. If the winner correctly guesses the banana both the winner and the banana get a point. If the loser tricks the winner then they get a point. Play to like 3 points or something. I just played it with some friends the other day and it was hilarious; I think it would be funny for y’all to try it.
I like the idea of the pop quiz segment but you mix it with the poetry segment. Some of the trivia questions are real and others are fake ones written by Amir
Fuck, uploaded 2 minutes ago. Alright sleep can wait
Also, do the same segment but the rule is that you have to do each other's parts
We need the old theme song back…
(I’m keeeeyding)
I'm not keeding
@@maxytheripper you just said, you just said you were keeding
you're not keeding!
Jake was right, a cockerel is just a young rooster
came here to say this.
Good
Amir’s audio is always a little bit quieter than Jake’s
Need another Poetry or Noetry, bbbbbad!
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Dan BLURwitch making an appearance
You should do the 36 questions to fall in love. You can break them up across several episodes