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Oh wow, Jake fooled me as well! I thought his poem was by far the best when he initially read them, well done, you are both getting better at this it is really fun to see.
I literally spit out my water on my toddler laughing when Jake said “I mean he took the MCAT so I feel like he probably was able to nail that test”. I genuinely look forward to their commercial breaks
Poetry or noetry idea: give the person a topic beforehand, then they find 2 poems about that topic and write the 3rd. Might make it more interesting if they all follow the same theme
One of my favorite Jake bits (also from NADDPOD) is the passive-aggressive "Excuse me" when nobody's interrupting him. Also, besides mispronouncing "Zheng He" (understandable) that poem was honestly fantastic?
Week 2 of suggesting this Segment: Win, Lose, Banana 🍌 It’ll have to be with a guest and while you’re in person In this game 1 person is “win”, one “lose” and one “the banana”. Determine this at the beginning of each round by blindly picking between pieces of paper that say so. Then the banana and the loser must try to convince the winner that they are the banana. If the winner correctly chooses the banana, they both get a point. If the winner chooses the loser, the loser gets a point. Play to a set point limit and let the fun ensue!
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Have Ben back on to play Hogwash vs Ha Eun vs Zhang He
Oh wow, Jake fooled me as well! I thought his poem was by far the best when he initially read them, well done, you are both getting better at this it is really fun to see.
Poetry or Noetry is so damn good
Best segment by far
I did the homework.
I read the Raincoat by Ada Limón.
My mum passed into grace a year and a half ago.
I cried my eyes out.
Damn you, Jake.
At this rate, J&A are going to spend so much time trying to win Poetry or Noetry that they'll actually become accomplished poets in their own right.
Wow I loved Jake’s poem!!!
I want a new theme song and frick it, let's say I want it to be about me this time.
been thinkin bout the zhang he of it all
kind of gives me that zhang he se quoi feeling
Clap as Zhang He hopscotches across three kingdoms for ivory
I really could listen to the poem segment over and over again. Jake's emotional reaction to poetry is honestly the best. Just do beautifully sincere 😊
Agreed -- I hope they do the poetry segment every episode
So…I would absolutely buy a poetry compilation book of all their written poems
Looking like they are recording from a well put together base in the south pole. Bundle up yall.
Looks like they just left, I wanna say basecamp?
@@Fellturtle DEEP pull
Literally this pod keeps me from calling out from work on Mondays
I’m so unnecessarily proud of Jake lol
Crazy for Amir to forget that Geoff already read the quail poem to him in a parody of Segments on the Headgum Podcast.
Holy shit I was trying to remember where I’ve heard it
Yeah, The Raincoat absolutely wrecked me, Jake. It's the last few lines that really, really hit
The quiz oriented episodes are always so fun
Zhang He is honestly a beautiful poem! It moved me
Make Jake read the poem that makes him cry! Or make a segment out of it and Amir has to pick out 3 poems for Jake to read without choking up.
I literally spit out my water on my toddler laughing when Jake said “I mean he took the MCAT so I feel like he probably was able to nail that test”. I genuinely look forward to their commercial breaks
I love the game guessing real or fake Jake and Amir quotes 😂😂
Petition for Jake to start the Premier League podcast in August
The Raincoat was amazing
amir's glare at the camera when jake wanted to read another poem was amazing
Good effort #freepalestine
I keep coming back to listen to Zhang He! Beautiful poem, I actually tear up every time
The Jake and Amir quotes segment is my favourite! I’d love more of that!
We want the mean theme song back.
I know I abused it but I miss it
We deserve so much more than this
1 million strong against this obamanation
It’s all Ben Schwartz’ fault for roasting them so hard for being so self deprecating. FOR SHAME. FOOOOR SHAAAAAME
Not me
Jake was not lying. The Raincoat by Ada Limón is a beautiful poem!
Poetry or noetry idea: give the person a topic beforehand, then they find 2 poems about that topic and write the 3rd. Might make it more interesting if they all follow the same theme
10 trillion strong for the old theme song back
loved the quote segment !
Jake is a poet and he didn't even know that he was one of them
The quote game was a lot of fun!
I could play along at home
One of my favorite Jake bits (also from NADDPOD) is the passive-aggressive "Excuse me" when nobody's interrupting him.
Also, besides mispronouncing "Zheng He" (understandable) that poem was honestly fantastic?
Love Jake’s “excuse me”s!! 😄
Zoom fatigue? 😂 😂
Okay this game is freaking rigged because Josh is genuinely getting good at poetry
"Jake and Amir or Fake & A Weird" for the title of the segment at 42:40
Why does amir find actual poetry so funny though
i think just imagining that jake wrote it forces him to interpret it in a funny way, it does for me too.
Week 2 of suggesting this Segment: Win, Lose, Banana 🍌 It’ll have to be with a guest and while you’re in person
In this game 1 person is “win”, one “lose” and one “the banana”. Determine this at the beginning of each round by blindly picking between pieces of paper that say so. Then the banana and the loser must try to convince the winner that they are the banana. If the winner correctly chooses the banana, they both get a point. If the winner chooses the loser, the loser gets a point. Play to a set point limit and let the fun ensue!
Amir has a never ending iced coffee
You guys should release a book with all the made up poems
For episode 50 can you release a poetry collection!!
What about a segment where you try to use the words gimmick, dollop, and gregarious during a single conversation
Segments should just be called “Mostly and usually Poetry or Knowetry”
Then I’ve been fooled by my own Ha-un!
lol, Amir should have known ‘This Room’ wasn’t Jake’s poem because Geoff used it on him in the ‘Diving into Blumenfeld’ episode of the Headgum Podcast
“Yeah so the last one had my address in it so…”
Tap as Zhang He conquers the world for sandalwood and spices
Jake is a great writer
Gotta be honest that Raincoat poem didn’t do much for me. A nice message but I thought I was gunna cry
i live in hawaii and only ever travel to and from california so ive actually never experienced plane wifi. i have to raw dog every flight i take 😩
Ghee ... Is a word ...
Ha-Eun or Na-Eun
I still really prefer the positive theme song
Question for the pod: do you think you guys would talk as much without a podcast? I know y’all run a business together, but STILL
stop edging us saying you want the hostile intro back and just bring it back!
This is how you start a Monday!
hooray
Give us the mean song, you guys are getting too happy
i like the theme song. why is everybody so fricken negative!
Amir a little bit racist heh
You must not know about GHEE
Have Chat GPT write a J+A episode using some random word as the prompt
A great episode #freepalestine