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I need you guys to organize. This comes out on its own channel instead of Headgum or jake and amir. New Jake and Amir comes out on headgum. I saw a clip from this episode and wanted to watch and it took me 5 minutes to figure out which channel to check
The fact that Avital's show is already sold out today, the day the episode came out, is less than fair. Avital, please add another LA show (or one extra chair for this JackAsh)!
This was a great episode and I love how seemingly effortlessly funny Avital is, especially in this constellation. I do hope you'll eventually drop BetterHelp as one of your sponsors though as they're pretty infamous for their shady business practices and lack of discretion when dealing with people's very personal issues.
**SPOILER FOR POETRY OR NOETRY** Umm holy shit, Avital’s poem is one of the best I’ve ever heard. Incredibly moving, I definitely liked it even more than the last poem. I’d also be interested to hear peoples’ interpretation of “The Hypnotist” because the last set of lines is a little confounding to me.
My interpretation is that the man is in love with the woman he is beside, and his love is so strong that he is moved to silence by the possibility that the man (who can make any woman fall for him) is outside the door, preparing to make the woman the author loves fall for him.
Jake actually won by a whole extra point and the tiebreak was unnecessary. Amir said it was 6-4 for Jake, and then Avital answered “white men can’t jump” for 5. Then when Jake answered “a few good men” Amir said 6 again, when it should’ve been 7.
(Spoilers) 44:00 I picked Nothing cause it was the only Poem where she stuttered reading it, plus the signs she wrote it in 10 mins not memorizing it. If she handpicked two of her favorite poems notes, she would have remembered how they went. But it was a really tough one
Did Amir fool Jake with one of his poems before? I feel like they implied that it happened efore when talking about Shakespeare in this ep but i dont remember it.
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Good to listen to the banter between Amir and the love of his life. Oh, I guess Amir's wife is here too.
I don’t know what impressed me more. The amount of childhood friends Amir has or the fact that both Avital and Jake KNOW so many of them!!
Amir is 50 years old and has nothing to show for it, save for a few successful business ventures and a lovely wife!
Kick me while im down why dont ya
He doesn’t have that
@@carterwaite4665 He's not 50 either but you didn't call them out on that now, did you?
That's cute❤
Holy guac! They got a frickin celebutante
Avital bites amir would be a good episode name
Avi bit my finger
Or a confessing gnome's shame.
This is forever night
Loved “who knows Amir better” A & J were so even the whole time. Good job Jake! Get Michael reznick on the pod
I always forget that both Amir and Jake married people whose first names also start with A and J!
top 2 desserts being rice krispies and cookies is insane
I need you guys to organize. This comes out on its own channel instead of Headgum or jake and amir. New Jake and Amir comes out on headgum. I saw a clip from this episode and wanted to watch and it took me 5 minutes to figure out which channel to check
The sat score answer is INSANE
The fact that Avital's show is already sold out today, the day the episode came out, is less than fair. Avital, please add another LA show (or one extra chair for this JackAsh)!
Hi! I'm adding a show in LA the Saturday before. I'll put it on Instagram once the tickets go live! ❤
Thank you!!
Is it fair to say that Avital Ash is HIM?
Himital Ash
Amir Ash? More like Amir received severe mental-backlASH when his dad freaking moved
this was a world class ep
Not sure if this was the intention but poetry or noetry just inspired me to write one of the best poems I’ve ever written
Don’t be shy, share it
was just rewatching the postnuptial headgum episode, great timing
This was a great episode and I love how seemingly effortlessly funny Avital is, especially in this constellation. I do hope you'll eventually drop BetterHelp as one of your sponsors though as they're pretty infamous for their shady business practices and lack of discretion when dealing with people's very personal issues.
I’m enamored with Avital. She’s so funny. Kicking my feet and twirling my hair rn.
One of the best episodes yet
Avital AND Jake are too good for Amir. Come to papa.
Avital Ash on the pod? What's next?Vogel?
Avital really looks like an old school pin up girl that would have been on those pens and stuff during WW2
i have a type.
@@amirblumenfeld9039 And based on this video it's Jake ❤
**SPOILER FOR POETRY OR NOETRY**
Umm holy shit, Avital’s poem is one of the best I’ve ever heard. Incredibly moving, I definitely liked it even more than the last poem.
I’d also be interested to hear peoples’ interpretation of “The Hypnotist” because the last set of lines is a little confounding to me.
My interpretation is that the man is in love with the woman he is beside, and his love is so strong that he is moved to silence by the possibility that the man (who can make any woman fall for him) is outside the door, preparing to make the woman the author loves fall for him.
6:20 Amir starts staring into the audiences soul. He is draining some tiny portion of our collective life forces. Only Goeff can stop him now.
Love when Avital is on. She’s hilarious
A+ episode. All-timer, even.
Jake actually won by a whole extra point and the tiebreak was unnecessary. Amir said it was 6-4 for Jake, and then Avital answered “white men can’t jump” for 5. Then when Jake answered “a few good men” Amir said 6 again, when it should’ve been 7.
WHATS THAT
THIS WHOLE THING IS RIGGED
Give this nerd a wedgie, gang!
This is why Amir got an 800 on the SAT
more Avital!
(Spoilers)
44:00 I picked Nothing cause it was the only Poem where she stuttered reading it, plus the signs she wrote it in 10 mins not memorizing it. If she handpicked two of her favorite poems notes, she would have remembered how they went. But it was a really tough one
It would gorge itself on light!!!! 💗💗💗💗
29:54 I was expecting some weird names lmao
Segments on a Monday, this is what Jesus came back for ❤
What a great ep
Leonard Cohen is my favourite poet/songwriter too!
Holy Guac Avital on the pod! I deserve so much more than this!
I wonder if avital’s live show will be taped
Very cool you did something for TDOV.
Negative theme song please!
Wait, when did Amir get Jake in Poetry or Noetry??
I think they must have recorded it but not released it yet?
Was gonna go to flappers while I was in Burbank but chose not to before I saw Avital was on the card, frickin beefing man
Did Amir fool Jake with one of his poems before? I feel like they implied that it happened efore when talking about Shakespeare in this ep but i dont remember it.
I love Avital but it's a little weird for a human woman to date a chipmunk.
Not only date, but marry...
Rice Crispy Treats!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thought True Lies was amir's favourite movie, but eff knows why I thought that
Avital should come back on the show
The real day ones know Amir's favorite movie is Freddy Got Fingered.
LOL jake saying "steal steal"
Amir and avital are such a cute couple. I'm in love with them both
It was the alliteration thrashing through that made me know it wasn’t Cohen
This was really fun lol
Happy April everyone!
4:19
EEK
Poetry or Noetry should be called 'Two Poems And a Lie'
I don't understand poetry at all, what was so good about the second one???
A+ A look sooo happy 🥹💗😻
A middle part, for this piece of art, make the girls fartttt
like with true/false questions, stealing shouldn't be allowed in yes/no questions
Bring back the original theme song!!!
remember Geoffrey's huge f***up😂
Which one?
I want to know Gemma’s middle name
How on earth did Amir bag that absolute dime Avital (probably being funny)
I’m guessing jjkae wins it
amirs wallpaper so uggy
is it a painting?
im talking about the horrible bridge behind amir
Pi love u Jon cassidy
Valorie
Forgot the "?" in the title. Dumb Ash.
Chill
Spoiler Warning:
Insane bluff in poetry or noetry. Could't believe that the shitty third poem was by a proper poet.
First
Avital is insufferable.
pretty rude thing to write!
Bloomenfeld is way better. With that name you always can change career and become super-villain
But with Amir Ash you got the alliteration which I would argue makes you even more likely to be a super-villain.
Valorie