(FULL EPISODE!) Jake and Amir Watch Hygiene & Food Poisoning (W/Avital Ash!)

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @takahakikido8058
    @takahakikido8058 4 года назад +901

    Hopefully Jake doesn't kill this one with a bus

    • @nikimilky
      @nikimilky 4 года назад +23

      with a freaking bus

    • @ByteRoster
      @ByteRoster 4 года назад +34

      You _KILLED-HER-WITH-A_ *Bus Bus Bus Bu-bu-Buubuubuubuubuu you killed her with a bus!*
      *_OOH-AAH-OOH-O-O-OH-OH!!!_*
      If you know, you know.

    • @TomFowkes
      @TomFowkes 3 года назад +17

      @@ByteRoster put it in the BAAAAX

    • @DatsMac
      @DatsMac 3 года назад +18

      Did he rub his hand on a parkbench and give Avital the pink eye?

    • @brianroberts9270
      @brianroberts9270 2 года назад +1

      @@nikimilky lol yin on

  • @reggierappis2530
    @reggierappis2530 4 года назад +344

    I love how Jake and Amir are still dying laughing over Amir sharting so many years later and Avital is just sitting next to them like 60% weirded out.

    • @weoutchea3982
      @weoutchea3982 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @the-boring-car-guy
      @the-boring-car-guy Год назад +2

      I don't think they should've watched gross videos with her given she hasn't really watched the rest.

  • @30000man
    @30000man 4 года назад +890

    Amir has a girlfriend... and she's got the worst hobby.... biking.

    • @gruu
      @gruu 4 года назад +35

      Bet she cries tears of soy too..

    • @TheAbigailDee
      @TheAbigailDee 4 года назад +53

      Bi-king DORK

    • @rkalla
      @rkalla 4 года назад +9

      Working on not having disgustingly skinny legs

    • @haki4066
      @haki4066 4 года назад +21

      Manosh13 he said swimming..listen

    • @30000man
      @30000man 3 года назад +24

      Not really a hobby but I've been pretty into craisins recently...

  • @cheddaguap
    @cheddaguap 4 года назад +565

    here with my girlfriend and lover... jake hurwitz

    • @yakwerdna
      @yakwerdna 4 года назад +4

      lol lol I’m

    • @DatsMac
      @DatsMac 3 года назад +10

      Jjkae. He makes everything great just by being here!

    • @forty_two42
      @forty_two42 3 года назад +6

      That was always my favorite Laura Hurwitz Joke. She on multiple occasions said her son would never find a soul mate because he already found Amir.

  • @andrewtran694
    @andrewtran694 4 года назад +175

    SO BASICALLY THE CRUX OF THE SHORT

  • @hazeofthegreensmoke505
    @hazeofthegreensmoke505 4 года назад +345

    This show has such a niche audience, I'm here for it because I've always love Jake and Amir back to the College Humor days.

    • @gruu
      @gruu 4 года назад +35

      Same, none of my friends watched Jake and Amir so the only ones to share the fun with for me is the youtube comment section xD

    • @ctenosaura7380
      @ctenosaura7380 4 года назад +17

      @@gruu ive never seen anybody outside of these videos talk about Jake and amir honestly

    • @RacleandRaHill
      @RacleandRaHill 4 года назад +9

      same, ive only known one other person in real life who have seen their vids, but at the same time its gold

    • @grauster423
      @grauster423 4 года назад +2

      @@gruu We're here for you buddy!

    • @miraj0072004
      @miraj0072004 3 года назад +10

      Proud to be a member of this niche audience!

  • @IfIHadMyTimeAgain
    @IfIHadMyTimeAgain 3 года назад +100

    Fun fact- they joke while watching this that Amir was 9 during hygiene, but if he was born in 2002 (like food poisoning claims) he would have been 9 at the time

  • @DivaRoach
    @DivaRoach 4 года назад +87

    "2002 - forever" is a good joke because it is so dumb. Plus the way they freeze while amir is looking back at jake is also funny.

  • @daftbanna7202
    @daftbanna7202 4 года назад +386

    I love how jake and amir are just laughing and she just isn't

    • @KingLoop13
      @KingLoop13 4 года назад +15

      Yeah hahaha some people just dont get it

    • @thenobalnacho
      @thenobalnacho 4 года назад +11

      They were cracking up and she was shaking her head lmfaoooo

    • @motoroljan
      @motoroljan 3 года назад +22

      shes a queen! also, thats how i think a lot of people watch the gross ones, me including

    • @takatotakasui8307
      @takatotakasui8307 2 года назад +4

      @@motoroljan Same, I watch the gross ones and laugh at the jokes but cringe at the poop

    • @LORDUnLuCkY13
      @LORDUnLuCkY13 Год назад +3

      If you watched Jake and Amir as kid, they either help shape your humour or you just don't get it. I think there is very little in-between.

  • @peachforce
    @peachforce 4 года назад +73

    Hygiene is arguably my favorite episode. So many jokes, so quickly, and some of the best moments ever. I genuinely cannot get over Amir shitting himself in that episode (and the ensuing running jokes about the pants.) I also seem to remember the clip of Avital talking about how Amir sends her farts from an earlier posting on this channel... Thanks so much for giving us the whole video!

    • @malcolmk2878
      @malcolmk2878 4 года назад +6

      "Last week you whispered something to Sarah and she got an ear infection!" has to be my favourite line in all of Jake and Amir.
      That episode is in my top-3 J&A of all time.

    • @cosmogrammar
      @cosmogrammar 4 года назад

      Yeah I found it odd that they graded food poisoning higher, Hygiene is an all timer.

    • @markvieyra9950
      @markvieyra9950 3 года назад +2

      This episode spawned one of my favorite call backs to this episode “you have shit stained khakis”
      “THEY’S J CREW!”

  • @straightgrrrrrizzly
    @straightgrrrrrizzly 4 года назад +71

    "i believe in your future, but i'm sad for it" lmao

  • @JamScamly
    @JamScamly 3 года назад +87

    I could tell that was Amir's girlfriend in the first 10 seconds from the eager look on his face as he tries to make her laugh with the clappy board

  • @battleandjams
    @battleandjams 4 года назад +73

    This was dope and cool, and a weird insight on Amir's relationship

  • @dynaboyjl.4220
    @dynaboyjl.4220 4 года назад +73

    Giancarlo and Jon Grimm still working with them behind the camera, after all these years, is awesome to see.

  • @malcolmk2878
    @malcolmk2878 4 года назад +51

    Every time she'd tell them to redo the Hygiene video with the new ideas they were coming up with, tears filled my eyes. Tears of soy.

  • @mattiacallian
    @mattiacallian 4 года назад +97

    I tried showing J&A episodes to someone that never saw one before. During the viewing, I realised it's not something that works.

    • @gregoryibarra2513
      @gregoryibarra2513 4 года назад +33

      it’s so hard to show someone a single or even a few episodes cause u gotta explain so many different inside jokes haha

    • @simrankaur-er3kh
      @simrankaur-er3kh 3 года назад +13

      literally tried making my friends watch the rolex episode because i wouldn't stop quoting 'tears of soy' and they were just like "wtf..." and i didn't find it funny at all, which broke my heart because it was my favourite episode

    • @markvieyra9950
      @markvieyra9950 3 года назад +9

      @@simrankaur-er3kh you gotta go with early jake and Amir so there’s not so many inside jokes and Amir is less complicated of a character

    • @JuanCKaun
      @JuanCKaun 2 года назад +13

      @@simrankaur-er3kh here's a life hack, don't have friends then you wont have anyone to show anything to. And you're welcome

    • @isaacelite
      @isaacelite Год назад

      @@JuanCKaun Here's a science fact! Chicks dig scars

  • @LeaderDman
    @LeaderDman 4 года назад +55

    I feel like such a coy little fish after watching this

  • @TEXTUALactivity
    @TEXTUALactivity 4 года назад +51

    Not enough love given to "No! No. Not anyhoot." imo

    • @mikelor84
      @mikelor84 3 года назад +6

      I love when Amir makes up some weird expression and Jake repeats it. it's sooooooo funny

    • @rabbitruler44
      @rabbitruler44 3 года назад +1

      My fav part lmao

  • @im.weasel
    @im.weasel Год назад +1

    I am so happy you two exist. These videos are amazing and the reactions are so funny.

  • @b4rcode1
    @b4rcode1 4 года назад +43

    hygiene gave me one of my biggest laughs of my lifes when i first saw it

  • @gbrooks2
    @gbrooks2 4 года назад +9

    I forgot how much I love these dudes! Used to binge the app that archived all of their CH skits. I’ll get onto the Patreon this year if it means more of this!

  • @tomatoesandradiowire482
    @tomatoesandradiowire482 3 года назад +15

    I love their faces vs Amir’s gf. It’s literally me vs new ppl when I try to show them Jake and amir videos

  • @smokejc
    @smokejc 3 года назад +20

    I love Jake's delivery of 'you smell like you're dead'.

  • @Absurdword
    @Absurdword 4 года назад +15

    It didn't get mentioned but the part in Hygiene that had me howling was the insert shot of the completely still lighter flame not at all affected by the continuous fart/diarrhea hahaha

  • @ofernando84
    @ofernando84 4 года назад +37

    How has Avital not been on the podcast yet??

  • @non_brewed_condiment
    @non_brewed_condiment Год назад +1

    No matter how much time passes "anyhoot" is one of the best bits ever. Genius.

  • @Getfixedrepairguru
    @Getfixedrepairguru 4 года назад +4

    I love how my favourite episode of all time is getting considered for a remake it would be amazing to see some episodes remade today

  • @y2kblackout
    @y2kblackout 4 года назад +35

    It was locker room talk. You know how locker rooms talk?

  • @hastypastry6353
    @hastypastry6353 4 года назад +9

    I love that all the gross out humor is really just setup for better jokes. Like amir is covered in vomit to set up his banter with jake so they can have stuff like the dare line, and then amir barfs on the pizza so they can all do the turn on jake for no reason joke and the ‘2002-forever’ thing

  • @forty_two42
    @forty_two42 4 года назад +4

    I loved the all nighter. I'm gonna be hearing the rhythmic tone of "College Humors ALL-NIGHTER" all day.

  • @guitarandrums
    @guitarandrums 4 года назад +11

    15:02 amir saying "and shit" along with the video is so funny.

  • @theflamingmushullama
    @theflamingmushullama 4 года назад +91

    She's pretty. It's too bad she is attracted to chipmunks

    • @hannahlennertkristiansen4797
      @hannahlennertkristiansen4797 3 года назад

      god calm down, Amir doesn't look that bad

    • @TBoneHEMA
      @TBoneHEMA 3 года назад +11

      @@hannahlennertkristiansen4797 it's a reference to one of their videos.

  • @_DRAMPF
    @_DRAMPF 3 года назад +4

    I really like seeing the reaction of someone new to the series on this

  • @TheAbigailDee
    @TheAbigailDee 4 года назад +2

    God these make me laugh. I've binged every episode on Patreon and still I rewatch when they appear here. Love it!

  • @goncharov000
    @goncharov000 4 года назад +3

    i love the energy these three have together

  • @joshualane5181
    @joshualane5181 4 года назад +6

    I love the snippet into Amir's life.

  • @tomlongo2105
    @tomlongo2105 2 года назад +1

    I don’t know why but one of my favourite pieces of Amir’s acting is when he drops his feet to the desk, fearing the reality of his shart

  • @PalaceIV
    @PalaceIV Год назад

    I think my favourite exchange is at 16:38. When Jake reminds Amir what he had for dinner. The warm toilet water line kills me.

  • @ForceKyn
    @ForceKyn 3 года назад +2

    Hygiene is my favorite episode I never thought I'd see them react to it lmao!

  • @boaplitas101
    @boaplitas101 4 года назад +142

    She's so funny and pretty. Amir marry her or I'll cry tears of pure soy.

    • @blushingfrieza
      @blushingfrieza 4 года назад +8

      Maybe shes just not very expressive, or amir is really open but it seems amir likes her waaaay more than she likes him. I don't wanna see that chipmunk get hurt so i really hope I'm wrong.

    • @cooperwinslow7999
      @cooperwinslow7999 4 года назад +20

      @@blushingfrieza nah she’s great for him, check her insta she posts him more than he posts her ahahaha

    • @Tundethelegend
      @Tundethelegend 4 года назад +55

      @@blushingfrieza What a weird and presumptuous observation

    • @MegaSuperUltraThingy
      @MegaSuperUltraThingy 4 года назад +10

      @@Tundethelegend I mean, how dare you?

    • @jjkaehurwitz7721
      @jjkaehurwitz7721 4 года назад +2

      Or?

  • @jerrygrimes1977
    @jerrygrimes1977 3 года назад

    The suggestions they had with the splattering pudding and the Playdough is gold!

  • @carterwatson8594
    @carterwatson8594 4 года назад +19

    And those khakis stayed on his desk for over a year 😂

  • @moro526
    @moro526 4 года назад +35

    Are we just going to pretend Tongue doesn't exist

    • @KonkeyDongkey
      @KonkeyDongkey 4 года назад +4

      I instantly thought of tongue and said it out loud, but I guess tounge is more horryfing than it is gross

    • @moro526
      @moro526 4 года назад

      @@KonkeyDongkey Glad I'm not the only one, weird how no one ever talks about tongue especially considering how fucked the episode is

    • @jordanbecker5692
      @jordanbecker5692 4 года назад

      I’m pretty sure they watched Tongue on the patreon

  • @fezland
    @fezland 3 года назад +4

    I love how much more amused Jake & Amir are than Avital

  • @jameshayes3175
    @jameshayes3175 3 года назад +2

    5:34 you can see the exact moment Avital starts questioning everything about her relationship with Amir

  • @sgt.yarpyarp144
    @sgt.yarpyarp144 4 года назад +7

    Washed it down with a warm glass of toilet water still makes me laugh every time,

  • @Jonbutter
    @Jonbutter Год назад +1

    present day jake: both of us have bad hair in this episode
    past jake: exactly, and when you have it, you go home

  • @Skip2105
    @Skip2105 4 года назад +12

    15:02 Jake responded to himself lmao

  • @Winteramen
    @Winteramen 4 года назад +8

    Wow, I'm embarrassed by how i reacted to this full video. Sick boys!

  • @SweetTsilence
    @SweetTsilence 3 года назад +2

    I am so happy they’re making videos of any variety. Damn you guys for being so funny. I agree with the fart thing, you only know if you’re meant to be once they fart in your presence. It’s like kinda awkward at first but me and my girlfriend do a call and respond thing now when it comes to farts.

  • @deathrays
    @deathrays 3 года назад +4

    amir and avital are perfect for each other hahahah its so cute.

  • @geckoladyemma
    @geckoladyemma 4 года назад +8

    I think Avital and Amir have an awesome relationship that he's so comfortable showing her a vid of him being gross. I'm an insecure 21 year old and I'd rather die than do that with my gf. And the way they're leaning into each other.... Aw

  • @TablePerson
    @TablePerson 4 года назад +8

    Is it just me, or does Jake seem a little threatened/jealous? Don't let him near any buses...

  • @notmine914
    @notmine914 4 года назад +26

    i agree with Amirs gf, PLEASE ACTUALLY REMASTER SOME OF THE CLASSIC JAKE AND AMIRS!!!

    • @KingLoop13
      @KingLoop13 4 года назад +4

      I feel like the older episodes are pretty fine in terms of editing and quality... if anything I’d rather they put that energy towards new episodes lol

    • @notmine914
      @notmine914 4 года назад +1

      @@KingLoop13 honestly I'll take anything, new, remastered, just more jake and amir is what I want lol

    • @notmine914
      @notmine914 3 года назад

      @@KingLoop13 IT HAPPENED

  • @stevenlopez1717
    @stevenlopez1717 2 года назад

    The second vid is a CLASSIC, had me rolling!!

  • @IMatchoNation
    @IMatchoNation 4 года назад +4

    Coatrack looks great with that 'stache.

  • @nathalie2137
    @nathalie2137 4 года назад +1

    Aww. I forgot about that. I used to watch the All-nighters during finals week.

  • @plexus
    @plexus 4 года назад +8

    There’s a lot better ones they could’ve shown her... I’d like them to bring her back again! Also... she’s a keeper!

  • @lidoeg2
    @lidoeg2 4 года назад +8

    you guy gotta get Anu on one of these, she was SO funny

  • @drummerboy91893
    @drummerboy91893 4 года назад +2

    It took me like 100 episodes to finally appreciate J&A and so I can see why she rated it lower than they did after having only watched 4.

  • @MusicthroughDHD
    @MusicthroughDHD 3 года назад

    I really love the hygiene video.. awesome acting, Amir!

  • @GoingHamAllTheWay
    @GoingHamAllTheWay 3 года назад +1

    No lie every time I watch you guys watch you guys I want to watch you guys then I watch all of you guys

  • @Smiththebat
    @Smiththebat 2 года назад

    The ending to “Food Poisoning” is hilarious!

  • @queenfrostine97
    @queenfrostine97 4 года назад

    I haven’t seen a piece of Jake and Amir media in like 3 years, good to see things haven’t changed

    • @alexbram2064
      @alexbram2064 4 года назад

      Do you mean you don't rewatch at all?

    • @queenfrostine97
      @queenfrostine97 4 года назад

      @@alexbram2064 I used to, it’s just been a minute. Def rewatching now

  • @RecklessRetro
    @RecklessRetro 4 года назад +5

    Love you guys, keep working hard :)

  • @qsmith2514
    @qsmith2514 4 года назад +2

    I love how perfect they are.

  • @Jarednet1
    @Jarednet1 4 года назад +17

    Their last one was Social Distance Scroll not the election one

    • @joeyfromschool
      @joeyfromschool 4 года назад +3

      That was published on Headgum though, so I think it only semi-counts

    • @grantgoodman8415
      @grantgoodman8415 4 года назад +13

      No it’s because this was filmed pre-COVID. Patreon saw it first 😄

    • @Jarednet1
      @Jarednet1 4 года назад

      @@grantgoodman8415 Trump one was released 2016, Social Distance Scroll was released 2020

    • @joeyfromschool
      @joeyfromschool 4 года назад

      @@Jarednet1 they mean this video we’re currently commenting under

    • @Jarednet1
      @Jarednet1 4 года назад

      @@joeyfromschool Oh, my bad

  • @bobxyzp
    @bobxyzp 4 года назад +3

    Jake was seen later lining up busses outside the building

  • @michaelh13
    @michaelh13 4 года назад +5

    Interior: I don't give a flaming fart

    • @DatsMac
      @DatsMac 3 года назад

      No!

    • @michaelh13
      @michaelh13 3 года назад

      @@DatsMac Are you crying tears of soy

    • @vincevvn
      @vincevvn 3 года назад +1

      You didn’t even consider Jake for this?

  • @BucketlistBeatty
    @BucketlistBeatty 4 года назад

    i loved this show back in the day

  • @useraccount4542
    @useraccount4542 4 года назад +3

    ‘Tongue’ episode is definitely the grossest episode

    • @AddBowIfGirl
      @AddBowIfGirl 3 года назад

      Omg, I remember so many people being upset by that.

  • @Hotrob_J
    @Hotrob_J 2 года назад

    "it smells like gas and fish" is a hell of a description

  • @AbsurdoSol
    @AbsurdoSol 4 года назад +5

    2002 to FOREVER!!!

  • @drewdonahue123
    @drewdonahue123 4 года назад +17

    They're j crew

  • @deathrays
    @deathrays 3 года назад +1

    major brooklyn dad vibes coming off jake, and im into it. (i live in bushwick)

  • @HCMCDrives
    @HCMCDrives Год назад

    Does this video have a weird filter on it? All their faces look really soft and quite amazing.

  • @williambjork2777
    @williambjork2777 4 года назад +1

    Is that the talking chipmunk from harold and kumar?

  • @Adloquiem
    @Adloquiem 4 года назад

    9:45
    LMAO I'm crying

  • @LKKSProductions
    @LKKSProductions Год назад

    Nothing beats the compost episode for the most disgusting

  • @paulgastardo
    @paulgastardo 4 года назад +1

    College Humour had a pumping puke machine? What happened to it? When they filmed "Hidden Hidden Valley Ranch" featuring zac; they said they had to blow the ranch manually through a hose?

    • @joeyfromschool
      @joeyfromschool 4 года назад +1

      Seriously, how does one lose something like that? Did they accidentally just leave it in the old office?

    • @AK-sn5wx
      @AK-sn5wx 4 года назад +2

      @@joeyfromschool imagine some accounting firm moving into that office and wondering who the hell left a pumping puke machine there

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 4 года назад +2

      @@joeyfromschool if I had to guess someone didn't clean the puke out and nobody wanted to keep the thing that smells like rotting clam chowder.

  • @Leo-ev9ss
    @Leo-ev9ss 2 года назад

    These are my 2 favourite episodes

  • @Skimblie
    @Skimblie 4 года назад +2

    I hope you all watched the special thanks to see Zark Fukkerburg at the end

    • @AK-sn5wx
      @AK-sn5wx 4 года назад +2

      Zark frickin' Dinkenberg?!

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez 2 года назад +1

    "I believe in your future but I'm sad for it"

  • @btb382
    @btb382 4 года назад

    This video is fucking great. lmao I love you guys.

  • @philrichardson99
    @philrichardson99 3 года назад

    "The only person in the world who farts as much as you... is me"

  • @brucewayne2184
    @brucewayne2184 4 года назад +1

    8:30 it was a jello puddin snack

  • @MaguizEntertainment
    @MaguizEntertainment 4 года назад +2

    Please remake Hygiene

  • @sft3485
    @sft3485 4 года назад +3

    Is John Carlo the new Mickey??

    • @Bleighckques
      @Bleighckques 4 года назад +5

      I believe it's spelled Giancarlo

    • @DatsMac
      @DatsMac 3 года назад

      Mickey, my friend?

  • @GameWeekendChalbie
    @GameWeekendChalbie 3 года назад +2

    2002-forever is so good

    • @ravenkliff
      @ravenkliff 3 года назад

      Hygiene is a solid gold classic.

  • @NDJunction
    @NDJunction Год назад

    these pictures are a goof
    ...these pictures are of YOU
    xD

  • @easylistening-soundstostud4688
    @easylistening-soundstostud4688 4 года назад

    Oh my god have them do this with the Thomas Middleditch and Ben Schwartz theater episodes 🤣

  • @BruceNJeffAreMyFlies
    @BruceNJeffAreMyFlies 4 года назад +2

    2012 wasn't 7 years ago...

  • @jaspersilence9328
    @jaspersilence9328 4 года назад

    Omg pleeease do 'set me up'!!! One of my favs

    • @DatsMac
      @DatsMac 3 года назад +1

      I swear I just wanna lay down and hug!

  • @tomatoesandradiowire482
    @tomatoesandradiowire482 3 года назад

    “Losers wipe. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.” I’m fucking dying.

  • @Pigface
    @Pigface 4 года назад +1

    you guys need to get her on for more videos

  • @davidtobias6893
    @davidtobias6893 2 года назад

    In my mind this is a classic.

  • @Jomali
    @Jomali 4 года назад +2

    That's fair, that's more than fair.

    • @DatsMac
      @DatsMac 3 года назад

      Who named you Larance?

  • @ryanpatton1795
    @ryanpatton1795 3 года назад

    I have work tomorrow and I just discover new jake and amir content. fuck my life

  • @Megan-ef1ml
    @Megan-ef1ml Год назад

    Remarkable content 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @simonhart7553
    @simonhart7553 4 года назад +2

    My favourite RUclips series there is. J&A watch J&A