Yeah they’re over analyzing... butt chugging may be the funniest sketch in human history. I literally peed my pants i was laughing so hard on the first watch
Hopefully J&A will have a chance to acknowledge those great lines when they jump the carp by starting their next series, Jake and Amir Rewatch Jake and Amir.
I know Amir gets the showier part in the old vids but MAN Jake just KILLS as the straight man in these, like he's got this perfect energy to his delivery where he never comes off like as much of a killjoy as he might? always playing along JUST enough to keep the energy going
Yea. Well said I completely agree. Didn't realize but yes he definitely skates this thin line of killjoy and just as demented as Amir. Their cute little web series is a comedy classic. It's got so many perfect elements.
Pretty sure these scroll videos invented that glorious long-running Jake & Amir joke format that evolved and carried on into the Headgum era that goes: A [rhyme A] [rhyme B] for this [rhyme A] [rhyme B] makes/gets/has/etc. the ladies go/etc. [rhyme A] [rhyme B]. (awkward pause) I [past tense verb] my [relation] at/in [location]. The comments on many Headgum sketch videos are littered with fans doing their own sometimes hilarious versions.
I've watched the episode countless times, watched this video on Patreon countless times, and now I'm back to watch again! Just love the original series and this whole series!
Every few months I think about the "stick a capri straw down your urethra, with a reverse piss you can't miss" line. A little disappointed they didn't give it much love hahaha.
Being completely sincere, when my friend and I were seniors in high school, we entered a slam poetry competition in which we listed things off we enjoyed about the school. It was completely inspired by these scroll episodes, and I played the Jake to my friend’s Amir. Very funny that Jake described these episodes like writing slam poetry!
Their Patreon is absolutely worth it! They do videos like this every week, plus there’s bonus podcast episodes, animated shorts and more! I highly recommend it!
A fish scroll for this male troll makes all the ladies say "thank god for birth control!" I played spin the bottle with my great aunt at a bowling party.
Ugh I can't thank you guys enough for not only requiring your series but bringing at back AND telling us tons about the show. You guys are forever the funniest duo on this website.
I think the funniest part of the fish scroll is that it didn't even occur to those boys to just snap the pencil in half so it looks like it's going into him and won't want to fall out so fast.
The original number one item on butt chugging is maybe a reference to the 4th of July scroll ep? Amir ends it by saying something wholesome (I think it was “have fun in the sun”) after talking about bribing a judge to get off of murder charges.
I like the idea that the only thing the scroll ever said was "this pencil is no fun" and he literally just freestyled the whole thing except for the pencil bit.
I always loved number five of butt chugging because it reveals that even though he is usually in protest, Jake actually is an enabler for Amir's shenanigans.
TLDR: I think $5 to watch as much of their content as you can in a month when you can afford it is worth it. Cancel when you can't afford it They've been releasing them on Patreon. It's $5 a month if you're able to afford it. But if you can't, you could spend $5 to watch what they have uploaded to their patreon within a month's timeframe, then cancel before the month is up. Hope this helps you watch all the content they've already uploaded. I've got to end my subscription to them as well, but have watched most of their "J&A Watch" series. They also have a podcast and some other patreon exclusive content.
Thanksgiving scroll i think is my favorite scroll episode. The inclusion of Dave beating the shit out of Amir, coupled with just how fed up jake is with the scrolls amir comes up with is perfection!
Fantastic Patreon content; can't wait to subscribe and love seeing these free glimpses. I would also say that these are two of my favorites; the scroll format allowed for a lot of surprises.
There’s actually a lost Jake and amir called hot box that this video reminded me of when you guys were talking about the hot box bit from live shows. It’s not on your channel and wasn’t on CH but it’s pretty easy to find re uploads. It’s not brilliant or anything but it’s got some pretty funny lines
Literally I was just looking up full episodes of the show having watched all of the ones they have available and then they post this, and then instead of watching it right away I wait two f****** weeks
7 years later, and Amir is still wearing the exact same shirt. (and yeah, you'll say "no thats a slightly different shade of blue" - no, look at the difference in skin tone too, it's the same shirt.)
LMFAO "THAT'S SELF-MUTILATION, BUD" WAS MY FLAIR ON THE JAKE AND AMIR SUBREDDIT BACK IN THOSE DAYS! I FEEL LIKE YOU LOWKEY MENTIONED ME IN A VIDEO WHEN AMIR SAID "ALL CAPS, ALL THE TIME, BABY! UPVOTE!!!" I WAS PRETTY KNOWN FOR TYPING IN ONLY CAPS LMFAO
when i was in high school i would submit my notes and bibliography for modern history assignments on scrolls which were about 6 feet long depending on how much research i'd done. it truly is the funniest way of presenting information.
@math baby my modern history class was a) really small, like i wanna say that in grade 12 if there was one less person in the class it would've been cancelled, and b) a really funny group of people who were constantly doing bits, and the teacher was a cool lady too, so she was pretty amused by it
I love how they're analyzing their sketches like "this didn't have a proper story arc" when it's a skit about butt chugging
The Campbellian narrative tropes really peak in years 4-5, before the inevitable descent into freeform postmodernist butt-chugging.
Yeah they’re over analyzing... butt chugging may be the funniest sketch in human history. I literally peed my pants i was laughing so hard on the first watch
Even good comedy sketches follow the same rules as any other story
@@cactusmalone I disagree strongly but don’t feel like arguing about it. All stories are circles.
@@VerendumGames oh f*** off Dan Harmon
They talked over one of my favorite lines, which is "I misspoke. You just said crustacean drool cube on purpose."
Haha same, also when Amir calls penguins a fightless turd
I was just about to comment the same thing. That line had me in tears when i first heard it
Hopefully J&A will have a chance to acknowledge those great lines when they jump the carp by starting their next series, Jake and Amir Rewatch Jake and Amir.
“You wizard. You warlock” is my favorite Jake and Amir line ever.
Mine too!
Same
You sorcerer.
An absolute arcane caster of a man.
@@LazarusIsBackBaby A level 60 arcane mage with intellect gear of the highest calendar
“I must have looked it up ... No way that I just would know that a penguin is a flightless bird”
- Jake Hurwitz
he's fair, he's humble, he deserves a golden mic for this
and a father, a family man everyone
He’s really talented at doing what Amir tells him and that’s a good talent
It impresses me they made an entire new career reviewing their old career
also head gum and if i were you show
They've hosted a very successful podcast for the last 8+ years. So successful it launched an entire network.
Idk if you're doing a bit but this is not their new career
@@audih0e well they have an entire web series dedicated to reviewing Jake and Amir episodes
@@Jytube231 I know they have many ventures I’m a huge fan of theirs I’m in no way trying to discredit anything they’ve accomplished
I use the phrase crustaceous drool cube surprisingly often
same
I know Amir gets the showier part in the old vids but MAN Jake just KILLS as the straight man in these, like he's got this perfect energy to his delivery where he never comes off like as much of a killjoy as he might? always playing along JUST enough to keep the energy going
Yea. Well said I completely agree. Didn't realize but yes he definitely skates this thin line of killjoy and just as demented as Amir.
Their cute little web series is a comedy classic. It's got so many perfect elements.
"Is there a right way to funnel? Because if there is, I bet you don't know it" and "I mean that's self mutilation bud" walk the line perfectly
They glossed over one of my favorite lines from fish scroll.
Jake:It’s a flightless bird
Amir: It’s a fightless turd
I’m sad they didn’t talk about “Take a Capri Sun Straw and stick it in your ureth-ra”. Probably the most outrageous rhyme in all of J&A
That's self-mutilation, bud :( :D
“You wizard, you warlock” was my biggest laugh in the whole series
The only one I like more is "who the fuck is rotem?"
Jake and Amir shaped my sense of humour in my formative years and now I don’t have any friends.
Aww
My mom says she won't ever date anyone again that doesn't find these two as funny as her and I do. A good standard for sure.
Same. Loser.
😂 Hey same- I have to reference videos I haven’t seen in years
Pretty sure these scroll videos invented that glorious long-running Jake & Amir joke format that evolved and carried on into the Headgum era that goes: A [rhyme A] [rhyme B] for this [rhyme A] [rhyme B] makes/gets/has/etc. the ladies go/etc. [rhyme A] [rhyme B]. (awkward pause) I [past tense verb] my [relation] at/in [location].
The comments on many Headgum sketch videos are littered with fans doing their own sometimes hilarious versions.
No these are from the insecure Jake episodes!
@@alextripp406 Well, Amir kind of does it in one of the episodes in this video. What’s the first instance of insecure Jake?
@@0axel078 ruclips.net/video/r2dnEAcPgEI/видео.html this is the first example I can find where they use that format!
@@alextripp406 Looks like that might be the case! When Jake does it there, it sounds like he’s trying it out for the first time.
Definitely an insecure Jake thing- love it!
I've watched the episode countless times, watched this video on Patreon countless times, and now I'm back to watch again! Just love the original series and this whole series!
Every few months I think about the "stick a capri straw down your urethra, with a reverse piss you can't miss" line. A little disappointed they didn't give it much love hahaha.
Being completely sincere, when my friend and I were seniors in high school, we entered a slam poetry competition in which we listed things off we enjoyed about the school. It was completely inspired by these scroll episodes, and I played the Jake to my friend’s Amir. Very funny that Jake described these episodes like writing slam poetry!
Amir reaches into his pocket
Me: A SCROLL??!
Pulls out his phone
😒
Drunker, better, faster, stronger. Been saying that since I first watched this video lmao.
“You wizard, you warlock”
One of my favorite J&A quotes of all time.
I'm surprised they basically skipped over that part in this video
Their Patreon is absolutely worth it! They do videos like this every week, plus there’s bonus podcast episodes, animated shorts and more! I highly recommend it!
Fish Scroll is actually my favorite episode of Jake and Amir.
Mine too.
Yeah it's easily top 5 for me
Definitely a Grey episode
Some would say it's amber.
It's hilarious when it changes to a soup scroll Midway through.
A fish scroll for this male troll makes all the ladies say "thank god for birth control!" I played spin the bottle with my great aunt at a bowling party.
Amir is wearing an almost identical shirt as in the video lol
I quote jake and amir to all my friends who dont watch jake and amir and you wanna know what happened to all my friends?
THEY FRIKKIN MOVED
LOL
Thank you so much for doing this episode. Scrolls are the GOAT episodes.
This is really good patreon content.
Also, the fish scroll is the best Jake and Amir video
Ugh I can't thank you guys enough for not only requiring your series but bringing at back AND telling us tons about the show. You guys are forever the funniest duo on this website.
Pleased that I can still consistently quote from J&A episodes. This is probably my biggest success in life 👑
Damn j&a really sleeping on butt chugging, that's one of my favorite episodes. It's interesting to see their perspective compared to the fans'
I think the funniest part of the fish scroll is that it didn't even occur to those boys to just snap the pencil in half so it looks like it's going into him and won't want to fall out so fast.
The original number one item on butt chugging is maybe a reference to the 4th of July scroll ep? Amir ends it by saying something wholesome (I think it was “have fun in the sun”) after talking about bribing a judge to get off of murder charges.
Hell yessss, Butt Chugging is literally my favorite episode of J&A
Mine too! lol
Why did I get so distracted with the Squirrel in the back at 17:15
Ohhhh that’s a squirrel. I got confused I thought that was a second Amir
That's Amir's father. Look at those spindly little legs
I like the idea that the only thing the scroll ever said was "this pencil is no fun" and he literally just freestyled the whole thing except for the pencil bit.
“Is that what you do with tictacs?”
“Ye!”
Jakes absolute disbelief and amirs confidence make me laugh every time
Idk about you guys but it seemed obvious to me that Jake won the Golden Mic Award this patreon episode...
I'd definitely give Amir the turdy this time for trying to give the episodes a lower rating than Jake
So glad these guys are back in my life
_Twas a dream_
God I remember always being so excited about the new Jake and Amir episodes
What I like about the final #1 from Butt Chugging is that it's a call back to one of the throwaway items from the first scroll, top 10 beers to chug.
"THIS PENCIL IS NO FUN" HAS ME ROLLING XD
Butt chugging was my favourite video of all time I literally can repeat word for word the number 1 on the list from memory.
If jake hasnt had his wedding yet ... Streeter knows what to do.
He got married a few years ago lol
@@Varooooooom damnit!
Butt chugging is literally the first Jake and Amir video I show people who have never heard of you.
It's my favorite too. First time I watched it, I couldn't stop laughing the entire hour I played it on repeat XD
@@gravestac Me too, and I proceeded to watch it every day after high school for like 3 months xD
I hope we get jake and amir watxh jake and amir watch jake and amir in 20 years. Can't wait
I always loved number five of butt chugging because it reveals that even though he is usually in protest, Jake actually is an enabler for Amir's shenanigans.
Butt Chugging is my #1 forever
Please release more new episodes of Jake and Amir now that you have the right to it. It was my fav college humour series of all time!
TLDR: I think $5 to watch as much of their content as you can in a month when you can afford it is worth it. Cancel when you can't afford it
They've been releasing them on Patreon. It's $5 a month if you're able to afford it. But if you can't, you could spend $5 to watch what they have uploaded to their patreon within a month's timeframe, then cancel before the month is up. Hope this helps you watch all the content they've already uploaded. I've got to end my subscription to them as well, but have watched most of their "J&A Watch" series. They also have a podcast and some other patreon exclusive content.
A scroll of sorts. A parchment of jorts
Thanksgiving scroll i think is my favorite scroll episode. The inclusion of Dave beating the shit out of Amir, coupled with just how fed up jake is with the scrolls amir comes up with is perfection!
Butt chugging was the first Jake and amir vid I every watched and it broke me.
“My favorite to write because it’s basically slam poetry.” Is this where Hardwon’s slam poet arc came from?? 😂😂😂
The forced puns are my favorite part. 🤣 Bad rhyme? Nah, bad *poo*.
Jake said he wouldn’t know off the top of his head that a penguin was a bird. Everyone knows that!
Fantastic Patreon content; can't wait to subscribe and love seeing these free glimpses. I would also say that these are two of my favorites; the scroll format allowed for a lot of surprises.
There’s actually a lost Jake and amir called hot box that this video reminded me of when you guys were talking about the hot box bit from live shows. It’s not on your channel and wasn’t on CH but it’s pretty easy to find re uploads. It’s not brilliant or anything but it’s got some pretty funny lines
That squirrel looking for his chipmunk friend, frolicking in the background at 17:15.
Haha I was looking for this comment xD
Jake doesn't know that a penguin is a flightless bird?
Squirrel in the back at 17:20 !
I love fish scroll bc amir knew hed have a pencil in his throat. It also reminds me of Thanksgiving scroll where rosie kills him
whoa.... pretty sure alex moffat used that "zinfandel for this infandel" style cadence for "guy who just bought a boat" on snl
A free full episode...?
I deserve so much more...than THIS! This is your big idea for free content?
Literally I was just looking up full episodes of the show having watched all of the ones they have available and then they post this, and then instead of watching it right away I wait two f****** weeks
7 years later, and Amir is still wearing the exact same shirt.
(and yeah, you'll say "no thats a slightly different shade of blue" - no, look at the difference in skin tone too, it's the same shirt.)
Rodrigo OH is a joke I still think about once a week to this day
It pains me that they were talking over "Crustacean Drool Cube", which is a line I think about way too often.
Didn’t Rodrigo O! write “drivers license”?
Oh my Cod! Is a resturant out here lol.
Butt Chugging is an iconic episode 🐟
LMFAO "THAT'S SELF-MUTILATION, BUD" WAS MY FLAIR ON THE JAKE AND AMIR SUBREDDIT BACK IN THOSE DAYS! I FEEL LIKE YOU LOWKEY MENTIONED ME IN A VIDEO WHEN AMIR SAID "ALL CAPS, ALL THE TIME, BABY! UPVOTE!!!"
I WAS PRETTY KNOWN FOR TYPING IN ONLY CAPS LMFAO
Fun fact Amir never changed his shirt from when they made this skit
Or his khakis
...they could have broken the pencil in half to make it look like it had gone further into his throat
17:15 bad squirrel? nah, bad you!
Jake and Amir episodes TIER LIST
17:23 squirrel in the background. I wonder if it's Amir's relative
1:30 - 1:52 FUNNIEST PART LMAOOOO JAKE
The hypocritic oath says do no harm, but in Amir’s case he could be preventing harm.
I love how they make a comment about the video right before the video makes the same comment.
They love each other. It is a great Bromance😍
17:14 the squirrel in the background
17:20 SQUIRREL!
Glad this is available for us :o
No one thought of breaking the pencil in half before glueing it on lol
I think you should do Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir watching Jake and Amir :D lol
Raise your hand if you can recite the butt chugging scroll.
when are you guys gonna do Jake and Amir Watch Jake and Amir Watch Jake and Amir?
4th of July scroll will forever be the goat listicle of sorts
Honestly, I like the randomness of butt chugging. Random lack of rhyme, jake not sticking to on focus...
So glad I found this
I’d be fine with you doing a commentary on all scroll videos. So much fun
Thanks guys
when i was in high school i would submit my notes and bibliography for modern history assignments on scrolls which were about 6 feet long depending on how much research i'd done. it truly is the funniest way of presenting information.
@math baby my modern history class was a) really small, like i wanna say that in grade 12 if there was one less person in the class it would've been cancelled, and b) a really funny group of people who were constantly doing bits, and the teacher was a cool lady too, so she was pretty amused by it
My favourite scroll was my best man's speech at my wedding.
I wouldn’t mind a pandemic scroll lol
endlessly impressed by ur humor.
The why are you here? And why have you watched enough of them to be “endlessly unimpressed”?
Since this came out i thought it was fortune of coincidence😅
this is fucking awesome like this is fucking awesome, so ill
It's ace
love this series, and love jake and ameesh
Y’all talked over “Okay I misspoke, you just said crustacean drool cube on purpose” which is my favorite line 💀
Hotbox is the best scroll! My top 3 episode for sure
How would you not know what a penguin is haha.
could have cut the pencil in half so it would be lighter and appear to be a deeper injury.
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