Jake and Amir watch Celebrity Date & Horoscopes (FULL PATREON EPISODE)

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  • Опубликовано: 7 авг 2024
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  • @ginsnookiesnakamura551
    @ginsnookiesnakamura551 2 года назад +1028

    I don’t care what J&A videos the algorithm suggests. As long they’re funny and they fill me up with that boiling hot spum

    • @Squall6575
      @Squall6575 2 года назад +79

      …BOILING HOT SPUM?

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 2 года назад +6

      Uhmmm

    • @tre288
      @tre288 2 года назад +31

      I still refer to it as spum to this day. It catches everyone off guard

    • @rickkroll
      @rickkroll 2 года назад +31

      @@tre288 it makes my girlfriend sick when i say here comes the spum

    • @MrAlehkra
      @MrAlehkra Год назад +11

      Great. Now my lunch is ruined.

  • @gruu
    @gruu 2 года назад +412

    "I've Aladdined you from Jafar" still cracks me up so hard everytime I think of it, one of the best lines ever xD

  • @shecoda
    @shecoda 2 года назад +75

    "I want you to jump out the window" "Jesus" kills me every time

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Год назад +11

      even in his hypno state, he's taken aback by the violence. lol

  • @wesleylitalien4562
    @wesleylitalien4562 2 года назад +235

    "Still tried to kill me! Lil' fucker!" Still one of the best lines in the entire series

  • @andresluz4973
    @andresluz4973 2 года назад +118

    I feel like this gets said every time, but it really is quite amazing how seamlessly the two of them can not only alternate between the straight/funny role but also sense when the other one is switching and take on the complementary role. it's like this unspoken dance they have going on, this comedic yin and yang of jorts unfolding right in front of our very snatches

  • @sdzyde7482
    @sdzyde7482 2 года назад +124

    Any insecure Jake episode is a gem of an episode.

  • @Fullofills
    @Fullofills 2 года назад +182

    These actually are two of the best j&a's, good work RUclips viewers

    • @Captain_Crusty
      @Captain_Crusty 2 года назад +1

      Agreed - probably tied for two of my favourites

  • @go_gorilla_go
    @go_gorilla_go 2 года назад +52

    These are two S+ tier episodes, I think in many people's favourites, mine included.

  • @hubmastaflex
    @hubmastaflex 2 года назад +194

    Jake: “didn’t say I was your master”
    Amir: “didn’t have to”
    Kills me every time

  • @blink182izawsm
    @blink182izawsm Год назад +48

    I started watching Jake and Amir back when CollegeHumor still had the "huh" so watching these always feels like I'm hanging out with childhood friends. Except we're not friends, and I didn't have a childhood.

  • @dakotareistad7047
    @dakotareistad7047 Год назад +21

    "SHE'S ALL THAT!"😂 God damn it, the way Jake says that gets me every time.

  • @AltafNanavati
    @AltafNanavati 2 года назад +33

    "I aladdined you from Jafar" will be in my wedding vows

  • @Jellyfish146
    @Jellyfish146 Год назад +26

    "You're a PR nightmare bullshit" has really stuck with me

  • @switchmaster64
    @switchmaster64 2 года назад +89

    I never even realized that Jake wants to sit on Amanda’s face lmao

  • @YourPalJamieEllis
    @YourPalJamieEllis 2 года назад +24

    It had never occurred to me how many memorable J&A moments were contained within Celebrity Date alone. It's wall-to-wall classic.

  • @TallRedBeard
    @TallRedBeard Год назад +17

    "you've nuded me" and "all is bare in shove and floor" are things I quote on at least a monthly basis

  • @Bobbleheads56
    @Bobbleheads56 Год назад +6

    “From mailer daemon?? That means shes with matt damon!”
    I love the logic, love the accent jskes putting on too 😂

  • @Jafro_105
    @Jafro_105 2 года назад +29

    Celebrity date is one of my favourite Jake episodes

  • @daijme
    @daijme 2 года назад +51

    Your show has given me so much joy for 12 years, you guy are awesome

  • @brianbanek4163
    @brianbanek4163 2 года назад +52

    I really love you guys, been watching you for over 10 years now and I just want you to know you're a couple of golden rod golden gods at the top of your games and every so often to this day I just go right back and binge through your whole catalogue. Keep 'em coming fellas

  • @Pure_Linnsanity
    @Pure_Linnsanity Год назад +23

    This comment section really shows the magic of jake and amir as tons of people go "[Specific line] is the best part" and every single one is a different line and none of them are wrong

  • @flare90
    @flare90 2 года назад +15

    I still love the theory that we are simply seeing themselves through their own eyes. So Jake is only normal when we are seeing the sketch as he would tell others the encounter and same with Amir.

  • @twilightsparkle75
    @twilightsparkle75 5 месяцев назад +2

    Amanda Bines also got pretyy famous from her spin-off show, Amanda Show, which she got from her performance on all that, it aired quite a bit in the early 2000s on nick

  • @bo-williamgilligan1456
    @bo-williamgilligan1456 Год назад +22

    I think the best part is that they 'text' amanda bynes and only get her email, when they already had her number haha

  • @austinohlrich9370
    @austinohlrich9370 Год назад +2

    The switch to HD era. Slightly before and a while after. Golden era to me. Was following since well before then and through the end but that was my fav period

  • @Futt.Buckerson
    @Futt.Buckerson 2 года назад +4

    There's something about Amir's long nonsensical half-rhyming free association that rings very Bojack Horseman (probably more Todd). Truly ahead of its time!

  • @brandonhaney55
    @brandonhaney55 Год назад +5

    Jake's delivery of " you're a PR nightmare shit" is Oscar worthy

  • @jesusthroughmary
    @jesusthroughmary 2 года назад +9

    Happy 37th birthday Jjkae

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness Год назад +6

    Celebrity Date is the perfect episode.

  • @kelkanta
    @kelkanta 2 года назад +10

    Celebrity Date is still in the top 3 j&a vids for me(not including videos that have multiple parts)

  • @arghasfd
    @arghasfd 2 года назад +5

    I used to watch so much jake & amir but the only video I can recall perfectly is Cheryl and I still show it to every person I meet to this day

  • @rainaraphael8212
    @rainaraphael8212 2 года назад +5

    Elephant in the zoom 😭😭

  • @jayknight1099
    @jayknight1099 2 года назад +6

    I didn't get into Jake and Amir until I think 2015, so well after everything. Loved it, love them, support them on Patreon, annoy my wife with references, If I Were You is just about the only podcast I listen to.

  • @georgelelandturner
    @georgelelandturner Год назад +3

    I love how much they enjoy their own videos it’s so wholesome

  • @thejeremyobrien2537
    @thejeremyobrien2537 2 года назад +2

    These are two of the best episodes and rewatches ever. Hands down. Cold open and all

  • @robertanderson4921
    @robertanderson4921 11 месяцев назад +1

    I can't believe they didn't talk more about one of the best lines in all of J&A - when Amir refers to the group of Ryans as "the brothers Ryan"

  • @theramo0
    @theramo0 Год назад +2

    When Jake talks about the fade taper haircut, it gives off the "why the vest" vibes.

  • @CoreyPatrickGarry
    @CoreyPatrickGarry 2 года назад +9

    All’s bare in shove and floor is my favorite line

  • @OLIV3R_YT
    @OLIV3R_YT 2 года назад +2

    These are two of my favorites skits! Thanks for the laughs!

  • @none11flop9
    @none11flop9 2 года назад +17

    wow. we deserve so much more than this

    • @sxlext
      @sxlext 2 года назад

      Good one :D

  • @Jac12
    @Jac12 Год назад +2

    I don't know if this is a coincidence, but "Just My Luck" is a mid 2000's film starring Lindsay Lohan; who's also a child star like Bynes.

  • @giancarloleon9983
    @giancarloleon9983 Год назад +5

    You guys are fucking legends . Glad to see you guys still going . Don’t ever stop

  • @Dan-yh8qp
    @Dan-yh8qp Год назад

    I love you both and all eras of J&A! Thank you and never stop! I look forward to episodes of grandpa J&A one day.

  • @emmahoffmaster6138
    @emmahoffmaster6138 Год назад +1

    Both of these are in the playlist I use to fall asleep every night so ive def heard these eps 100s of times

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez 2 года назад +10

    Always nice to revisit the zaddies of my comedic sensibility. I deserve this. And more.

  • @KrombobulousMitchell
    @KrombobulousMitchell 2 года назад +9

    I watched celebrity date last week - top 10 episode for sure - why didn't you tell me you had an in with Bynes!

  • @jackdabulas8365
    @jackdabulas8365 2 года назад

    Thank you I’ve missed you boys

  • @ophirshuchami8188
    @ophirshuchami8188 2 года назад +2

    “Elephant in the ZOOM” lmaooo

  • @PANOP123
    @PANOP123 Год назад

    Two of the best ones! Love these ones! 😅😅😅

  • @chairwood
    @chairwood 2 года назад +4

    🐘 in the zoom is pretty good

  • @Rocketmanrun
    @Rocketmanrun Год назад +2

    Celebrity date is one of my all time favs

  • @nickq93
    @nickq93 2 года назад +3

    Crazy how this is airing August 5th and the video they're watching says Jake's birthday is August 5.

  • @megharoni
    @megharoni 2 года назад +3

    Dude, Celebrity Date is my favorite next to Normal Conversation and Doobs Part 3.

  • @Yrenne
    @Yrenne Год назад

    I forgot how good these 2 episodes were

  • @ryanoz3124
    @ryanoz3124 2 года назад +2

    Date is my fav episode still

  • @yakiclone1
    @yakiclone1 Год назад +1

    I loved discovering Jand A when there was about 10 episodes.. I loved Jake..Jake.. Jake.. the way Amir said Nay..and had a weird language.. but I love all eras

  • @gameguru1234
    @gameguru1234 2 года назад

    Celebrity Date is a masterpiece

  • @andreipintilie
    @andreipintilie 2 года назад +2

    Happy birthday Jake!!!!!

  • @kaizersoze1950
    @kaizersoze1950 2 года назад +2

    Anyone notice amirs new fade! Damn it’s looking good 😍 also you’ve nuded me is a phrase that me and my friends have said since Bynes

  • @TheExarion
    @TheExarion 2 года назад +1

    Jake's not entirely wrong when he says "Good haircut on a bad face" lol
    because it really is a good haircut!

  • @Maazin5
    @Maazin5 2 года назад +2

    Today is August 5. Happy birthday Jake!

  • @jackhentschel2223
    @jackhentschel2223 2 года назад +3

    Funnily enough, these are two Jake and Amir episodes I remember as not being on CollegeHumor's RUclips channel back when they were released. I wonder if that has anything to do with their current popularity.

  • @chrisfischer5380
    @chrisfischer5380 Год назад +3

    Suprised they didn’t talk about why both these episodes were taken down the CH channel

  • @jeremybuckets
    @jeremybuckets 6 месяцев назад

    This is the only HD copy of Jake and Amir: Celebrity Date on RUclips.

  • @asdfjklasdfjkl1988
    @asdfjklasdfjkl1988 2 года назад

    No me just watching that video again a few nights ago and then this popping up lol

  • @DaveDude571
    @DaveDude571 2 года назад +6

    When's your birthday? August 5 1985? 2:15pm? Happy bday fedodo rocker

  • @none11flop9
    @none11flop9 2 года назад +1

    happy bday jake

  • @skydaplaya6
    @skydaplaya6 Год назад

    Absolute kings!

  • @CroshVine
    @CroshVine 2 года назад

    Wow, Jake's hair grows back fast!

  • @chilt0n844
    @chilt0n844 Год назад

    Celebrity date is one of the best ever

  • @VeveIndian
    @VeveIndian Год назад

    So wholesome

  • @lolschrauber
    @lolschrauber 2 года назад +3

    "You're a PR nightmare bullshit"
    -JWitz, 2014

  • @rainbowslushy223
    @rainbowslushy223 Год назад

    So wierd that i watched both these videos earlier…..

  • @matthewroach5693
    @matthewroach5693 Год назад

    Happy b-day Hurwitz🎉

  • @FishDrinkingWater
    @FishDrinkingWater Год назад

    I fucking love you guys!!
    Haven't watched in years because life and changes.m, but fuck man. Amir is my spirit animal!!

  • @Triskitout
    @Triskitout Год назад

    I'd add bread to this list as a top 3

  • @487porkchop
    @487porkchop 2 года назад +6

    LA is good but 2011 era was GOATed imo

    • @akulahirpada1993
      @akulahirpada1993 Год назад +1

      Agreed, that run from 2011-2013 has birthed like 90% of iconic J&A lines

  • @dogma7346
    @dogma7346 Год назад

    love jake and amir forevers

  • @edgarayala945
    @edgarayala945 2 года назад

    Amir would be someone who hasn’t gotten a haircut in a year lol

  • @markschumacher3157
    @markschumacher3157 2 года назад +1

    I literally say "Scratch that , I've aladin'ed you from jafar" daily

  • @skotdude
    @skotdude Год назад

    Amir has been my idol since 2008.

  • @harrison3910
    @harrison3910 Год назад

    I love how in the skits, jake is the straight man most of the time. But he’s obviously the weird one in this friendship

  • @beckysmall5371
    @beckysmall5371 2 года назад +2

    one day i'll be rich and i'll pay for a J&A movie !

  • @CrusherX1000
    @CrusherX1000 2 года назад

    I quote "celebrity date" daily

  • @ASwallie65
    @ASwallie65 Год назад

    Which era is Jake referring to in the intro? I don't know the names of the offices

  • @TheRetroRiddler
    @TheRetroRiddler Год назад

    Good haircut on a bad face 😂

  • @davetroll5027
    @davetroll5027 Год назад

    Elephant in the Zoom should be a new normal

  • @guswidener2854
    @guswidener2854 2 года назад

    plz whats the intro song

  • @gasgano8255
    @gasgano8255 Год назад +1

    Amir nailed it, I hate getting a haircut for the same fucking reason. Acknowledge, don't comment.

  • @phil6057
    @phil6057 2 года назад +2

    “She’s all that” might be my favorite Jake and Amir line ever

  • @rainawareness1495
    @rainawareness1495 2 года назад

    Ok but why was Horoscopes deleted?

  • @dphilly1067
    @dphilly1067 2 месяца назад

    was jake doing cocaine before this LOOOOL

  • @rahellseddek8540
    @rahellseddek8540 Год назад

    I never got all’s bare in shove and floor lmao

  • @mystuff8602
    @mystuff8602 Год назад

    Once they are through with all of them they gotta do "Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir Outtakes" I mean them watching outtakes, not outtakes of Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir.

  • @jasonbourne4784
    @jasonbourne4784 2 года назад

    Bad face? Nah, BAD YOU!

  • @Hossyboy420
    @Hossyboy420 2 года назад +1

    Jesus dude..... WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU HAD AN IN WITH BYNES

  • @txf4
    @txf4 2 года назад

    Why would jake be sitting on Amanda's face?

  • @serjabdjabah8336
    @serjabdjabah8336 Год назад

    Bad haircut? NAH BAD YOU

  • @mz-hv2vh
    @mz-hv2vh Год назад

    All's fair in SHOVE, and FLOOR

  • @joshoconnell2104
    @joshoconnell2104 Год назад

    LA was peak J&A