"If I Were You" w/Jake and Amir and special guest Bo Burnham - Dangrin's Baton

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @liahc0re
    @liahc0re 3 года назад +234

    "This might not be kind......but I bet his grandma wasn't a good person"
    **wheeze**

  • @sylviaellis3625
    @sylviaellis3625 7 лет назад +314

    “I don’t think I can take my baton”
    Bo: *falls over*

  • @cameronperry00
    @cameronperry00 8 лет назад +360

    Bo didn't give two shits about that kid that was great xD

  • @MultiNicoleG
    @MultiNicoleG 3 года назад +50

    The way he fell over when he heard "baton - the weapon kind" is giving me so much joy. 1:31

  • @beepboop3181
    @beepboop3181 8 лет назад +335

    I'm just imagining this question was sent in by Buster Bluth..

    • @kylemagaro6979
      @kylemagaro6979 8 лет назад +11

      Quinn Taylor I love you, that's exactly what I imagined

    • @MemberWhen
      @MemberWhen 4 года назад +2

      Nort Babysit me!

    • @realemaskye286
      @realemaskye286 3 года назад +2

      i FINALLY got around to watching arrested development and everywhere i look now theres an AD refrence lol

    • @crusty-rag-of-wonder
      @crusty-rag-of-wonder 3 года назад

      I LOVE THESE REPLIES DVJSD

  • @Adjustvolume
    @Adjustvolume 7 лет назад +293

    Dangrin is going to be in a dark alley with his parents. They will be murdered, he will inherit the fortune and will become the Bahama Batman.

    • @leifhelland6313
      @leifhelland6313 3 года назад +16

      If only he had his baton🙁

    • @lololo
      @lololo 3 года назад +4

      Dangrin Wayne

  • @stevencross6189
    @stevencross6189 8 лет назад +274

    I really hope Dangrin watched this...

    • @wesley2936
      @wesley2936 6 лет назад +35

      This video will soon be taken down for issuing potential sadness to Dangrin

  • @jorgelujan9942
    @jorgelujan9942 7 лет назад +86

    Hot damn, they put Dangrin on a 10-minute blast!
    I would have loved to be in Dangrin's yacht when he heard this episode.

  • @angelscupboard
    @angelscupboard 6 лет назад +92

    “Oh Dangrin, there’s batons all over the yard in this season”
    i adore bo.

  • @kylakat13
    @kylakat13 8 лет назад +136

    I'm glad Bo finally sat up. I thought he was going to slowly slide all the way down to the ground 😂

  • @kasperrose6294
    @kasperrose6294 4 года назад +47

    I think this is the most chill I've ever seen Bo and I love it.

  • @annalisapizza9559
    @annalisapizza9559 8 лет назад +214

    I lived next door to a family of Dangrins this cracked me up so hard, and they really did have nun-chucks.

    • @memsterboy12
      @memsterboy12 8 лет назад +8

      So you lived next to a villa...so you live in a villa...which makes you a Dangrin !

    • @annalisapizza9559
      @annalisapizza9559 8 лет назад +24

      memsterboy12 I actually lived in the slave house next to their mansion.

    • @Eatmywalnutz
      @Eatmywalnutz 2 года назад +2

      @@annalisapizza9559 I-

  • @sadlystuckinreality
    @sadlystuckinreality 7 лет назад +88

    Bo playing with his hair will be the death of me.

  • @NotAlexxthekid
    @NotAlexxthekid 8 лет назад +723

    PLEASE MAKE BO YOUR PERMANENT THIRD HOST.

  • @ben3480
    @ben3480 3 года назад +78

    I am living for how much bo hates this rich kid 😂

  • @mackmartin5597
    @mackmartin5597 8 лет назад +89

    oh dangrin, there's batons all over the ground this season

  • @konecnysnerd7004
    @konecnysnerd7004 7 лет назад +60

    1:32 he just falls over :)
    Bo is adorable

  • @Copper0Bre
    @Copper0Bre 8 лет назад +45

    Have Bo on again!! I couldn't stop myself from laughing out loud throughout the entire podcast

  • @raecochran9051
    @raecochran9051 8 лет назад +32

    just imagine Dangrin strolling around the sandals resort with a baton hanging from his belt loop like a police officer

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 2 года назад

      If I flew to the Bahamas and ended up in Sandals I’d be pretty scared

    • @Thickolas
      @Thickolas Год назад +1

      *twirling his baton* "Alright Jamaicans, move it along, show's over folks"

  • @MiaStrikes
    @MiaStrikes 8 лет назад +302

    would he be carrying the baton in his fanny pack throughout the trip wtf

    • @MiaStrikes
      @MiaStrikes 8 лет назад +14

      strapped to his hermes belt

    • @kikoonthemove
      @kikoonthemove 8 лет назад +50

      He keeps it in his mothers Birkin, dude probably hates carrying his own things.

    • @Lee-qd7fl
      @Lee-qd7fl 8 лет назад +10

      on his khakis and his floral patterned polo shirt.

  • @JennaaMallonnn
    @JennaaMallonnn 8 лет назад +341

    one dislike is dangrin

    • @JennaaMallonnn
      @JennaaMallonnn 8 лет назад +38

      second dislike is his grandma

    • @JennaaMallonnn
      @JennaaMallonnn 8 лет назад +27

      damn his maids each got an account, too?

    • @cakeforbreakfast
      @cakeforbreakfast 8 лет назад +3

      +JennaaMallonnn LMFAO

    • @007phred
      @007phred 8 лет назад +24

      +JennaaMallonnn His baton made an account.

  • @alvinlam3160
    @alvinlam3160 7 лет назад +75

    straight white male
    i know the road looks tough ahead
    xD

  • @samstreveler3335
    @samstreveler3335 7 лет назад +30

    I love bo's rich voice

  • @shaza8966
    @shaza8966 8 лет назад +130

    Yesss to Bo's comment about the kid thinking he needs a weapon coz he's going to a brown island

  • @chloe9523
    @chloe9523 8 лет назад +83

    Baton literally means 'stick' in French

  • @Shaunfromboston
    @Shaunfromboston 3 года назад +11

    That kid probably read some news about the bahamas crime rate and thought he was going to the fucking ghetto lol. He was going on a private jet. I'm 200% certain he and his family were going to some private island or a luxury resort. He had literally nothing to worry about lol

  • @CarrotSlat
    @CarrotSlat 6 лет назад +14

    Dangrin will never be forced to face the real world. Hell be sheltered his whole life.

  • @HaydenDib
    @HaydenDib 8 лет назад +61

    Love this little snippet thing and probs one of my favorite eps, was on the train laughing my ass off listening to this white propaganda cartoon hahahhahah Good one Dangrin

  • @skeletonscorpion
    @skeletonscorpion 8 лет назад +71

    That was tight. The tightest.

  • @adamschlinker972
    @adamschlinker972 8 лет назад +245

    What's even more annoying is that this dude was THAT worried about danger. Like, because he's going somewhere where there isn't white people he's all of a sudden in danger.

    • @chilldude5949
      @chilldude5949 7 лет назад +3

      that didn't even make sense when bo said it.

    • @BradPwnsU
      @BradPwnsU 5 лет назад +1

      Not necessarily, maybe it’s because it’s a dangerous area. Hmmmm

    • @Pughhead
      @Pughhead 5 лет назад

      Why does it have anything to do with race what?

    • @MariaLatore_
      @MariaLatore_ 4 года назад +4

      My mum grew up in Bahamas and when we went back, the crime is very very bad there. A lot of shootings and there are certain areas that are dangerous so I get the guys concern but he does sound like a complete asshole 🤣

    • @EpicFallOut
      @EpicFallOut 3 года назад +2

      THIS. this is the comment I was looking for. Thank you

  • @caitlinchapman723
    @caitlinchapman723 3 года назад +8

    3:14 Bo's boston accent jumped out

  • @livalil
    @livalil 3 года назад +3

    i wish all podcasts with bo were like this

  • @lennixa1685
    @lennixa1685 4 года назад +12

    Bo is the love of my life lmfao

  • @averageemm3135
    @averageemm3135 8 лет назад +9

    1:43 my answer to Dangrin's "dilemma"

    • @xyns8184
      @xyns8184 8 лет назад

      "Fuck Offffffff"

    • @xyns8184
      @xyns8184 8 лет назад

      "Fffuuckkk Offffffff"

  • @NameBrandCody
    @NameBrandCody 3 года назад +7

    Dangrin Frothingham VII 😂😂

  • @rebekas.4280
    @rebekas.4280 8 лет назад +38

    havent laughed this much since i watched make happy

  • @ari9638
    @ari9638 7 лет назад +54

    The dislikes all come from Dangrin and his 15 personal maids.

  • @m8eee
    @m8eee 8 лет назад +15

    Dangrin's family probably hired body guards with fully automatic machine guns

  • @MerissaMitchell
    @MerissaMitchell 8 лет назад +7

    5:12 cracked me up so much hahahaha oh bo

  • @watersticks5359
    @watersticks5359 6 лет назад +2

    This is the holy grail of videos

  • @Jessedoespoo
    @Jessedoespoo 3 года назад

    I love jake and amir. And i love that Bo was on the podcast all those years ago. My worlds have collided

  • @Claego
    @Claego 7 лет назад +8

    They didn't answer Dangrins question lol Oh poor rich Dangrin

  • @Brookelwaskow
    @Brookelwaskow 8 лет назад +5

    dudes i'm fucking dying of laughter, thank u for helping w my depression tbh. you guys are the shit & bo is fucking amazing

  • @MelodiesEnchanted
    @MelodiesEnchanted 8 лет назад +7

    jesus this was hilarious. also i was wondering who sings that little jingle at the end? the voice sounds really familiar to me for some reason.

    • @priscillasmirrorball
      @priscillasmirrorball 8 лет назад

      It kinda sounds like Zooey Deschanel to me, but it's most likely not her actually singing on the track. Idk, just a thought tho, haha :)

    • @JoshLikeCrazy
      @JoshLikeCrazy 8 лет назад +3

      steff comedy made that i think

  • @ALXPRZ17
    @ALXPRZ17 7 лет назад +20

    Dangrin or... Den Gren?

  • @Thickolas
    @Thickolas Год назад +1

    If by some crazy chance Dangrin DID get mugged, he should just quietly hand over his weed money, then go get a refill from Mommy and Daddy along with a promise for a make-up vacation later since "this one was ruined"

  • @DatFluffyBoy
    @DatFluffyBoy 8 лет назад +34

    You look like good buds to hang out with, watcha doin tomorrow nite

    • @DatFluffyBoy
      @DatFluffyBoy 8 лет назад +25

      I'm kidding I can't tomorrow night, let's make it on Sunday, k? my place

  • @bigloser8152
    @bigloser8152 8 лет назад +5

    I love Bo though

  • @spishyofficial
    @spishyofficial 3 года назад +4

    I wonder if there's anything Bo can't possibly sit down and discuss

  • @LachlanFountain
    @LachlanFountain 8 лет назад +5

    man podcasts look so funny

  • @Jessedoespoo
    @Jessedoespoo 2 года назад

    I lovew how they tried to do a bit about them getting cornered in an ally

  • @mia-dz3hr
    @mia-dz3hr 7 лет назад +2

    10:09 I STARTED WHEEZING AND CRYING AND IDK WHY ALL HE SAID WAS "ooh we're poor"
    MAYBE ITS BECAUSE ITS 4 AM OR MAYBE I LOST MY SENSE OF HUMOR BUT I STARTED DYING

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 года назад +1

      Yo are you okay? It's been 3 years, did you end up dying?

  • @frederickstuart7495
    @frederickstuart7495 6 лет назад +1

    I’m from the Bahamas 🇧🇸 😊🙋🏾‍♂️

  • @CPUAlexis
    @CPUAlexis 8 лет назад +4

    His grandmother didn't die though

  • @lunamercury_3113
    @lunamercury_3113 8 лет назад +2

    Damn I'm in tears XD

  • @Esterferreiradecastro
    @Esterferreiradecastro 5 лет назад +6

    That’s gotta be some troll sendind a question, i just cant believe someone like that actually would send a stupid question about batons

  • @lodewijk.
    @lodewijk. 7 лет назад +7

    Pretty sure the kid's name was Barron Trump. So it's Barron's Baton

  • @seanutter428
    @seanutter428 8 лет назад +1

    Why wouldn't the podcast be recorded?

  • @zdog225
    @zdog225 8 лет назад

    More Video Podcast pls the whole episode of this episode would be fantastic i love the show guy gg hf

  • @michaelm5601
    @michaelm5601 3 года назад

    He could compact his baton an hope they don’t give him a body cavity search….

  • @wesley2936
    @wesley2936 6 лет назад

    Dangrin should listen to Bo's song "Sad"

  • @Rylee_G
    @Rylee_G 5 лет назад +1

    I think it's more like a lead pipe with a handle

  • @okaywhynot4728
    @okaywhynot4728 8 лет назад +33

    It makes me sad to watch them rip on a kid who wants to take a baton with him just because he's rich and has a private jet...
    Like guys I don't think you should be talking to our future Batman like this
    He's destined to be the hero Gotham needs show some GODDAMN RESPECT for the GODDAMN BATMAN
    (But yo, so many Batman jokes you could have made there and you missed so many opportunities. I'm disappointed :c)

    • @folbfolb
      @folbfolb 7 лет назад

      Okay WhyNot but hey, it was funny anyway.

    • @reubendelaney3870
      @reubendelaney3870 7 лет назад +2

      Thank god your joking

    • @markphillips5067
      @markphillips5067 6 лет назад

      So if Dangrin ever met Amir he would ask him if he bleeds?

  • @Robo0595
    @Robo0595 3 года назад +1

    I've been out of the loop with some of the O.G. youtubers for a little bit, and for, like, a whole minute, I had conflated & confused Amir for Kassem G, and I was like "Damn this guy used to be an edgy sexist piece of shit, but he seems pretty chill now"

  • @Abdullahxvii
    @Abdullahxvii 3 года назад +1

    Den? Ben? Dan?

  • @Hellasta
    @Hellasta 8 лет назад +4

    is it just me or is that room a little smokey

  • @sensenyajoseph8401
    @sensenyajoseph8401 7 лет назад +2

    so mean but so funny

  • @michaelwilson3905
    @michaelwilson3905 8 лет назад +1

    Tbh I just really wanna know where Jake got that hat

  • @martinmercy2835
    @martinmercy2835 7 лет назад +2

    Ace and Jocelyn Ace and Jocelyn, from space and Jocelyn astronauts accountants coming to your face, if you love that shit say: Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah-HEY!
    mom close the door!

  • @MinnieMouse8270262
    @MinnieMouse8270262 8 лет назад +5

    "White propaganda cartoons" lmfaoooo 😂😂😂

  • @halosniper94
    @halosniper94 7 лет назад +8

    In a jake and amir outtake from 2012 amir says his friend "den's" last name is gren. Dangrin and Dengren. How did they both independently come up with that?

    • @turnleftaticeland
      @turnleftaticeland 7 лет назад

      great minds think alike

    • @nutmaster652
      @nutmaster652 6 лет назад

      it must have been a reference, and I can’t believe Jake or Amir didn’t pick up on it

  • @pepsy910
    @pepsy910 7 лет назад

    btw does anyone know what he's doing now?

    • @cuasay3674
      @cuasay3674 6 лет назад

      Pepsy he just directed a movie called eighth grade and i think it won an award for something :)

    • @kennyodo
      @kennyodo 3 года назад +4

      everyone knows what he’s doing now lol he’s all over the place

  • @emviousMVS
    @emviousMVS 8 лет назад

    haha oh man..
    can't wait to have some 'fame' to be on this channel

  • @johnc8209
    @johnc8209 8 лет назад +1

    weird hands

  • @jacobtraum3122
    @jacobtraum3122 8 лет назад +4

    I'm just wondering why this kid is trained in combat with a baton. Either he isn't, or he trained in the wrong thing for self defense, because your hands are the only weapon you can always have with you. It's great to know how to fight with several things, but he makes it sound like his only goal is self defense. I personally think that training in self defense primarily with a weapon that you might not be able to have if you get attacked is a stupid thing to do. That is, if it's the only thing your being trained in.

  • @tampanensis
    @tampanensis 8 лет назад +6

    didn't bo go to a $20,000 a year prep school?

    • @meaghannmastin8575
      @meaghannmastin8575 8 лет назад +33

      His mom worked there as a nurse I think so he got to go for free

    • @lindsey4951
      @lindsey4951 8 лет назад +4

      +Meaghann Mastin Shit thank you, I always wondered about that because Bo never struck me as the type of elitist kid from a rich family who goes to schools like that

    • @meaghannmastin8575
      @meaghannmastin8575 8 лет назад +1

      +Caroline Miller No problem. :)

    • @tampanensis
      @tampanensis 8 лет назад +3

      Yeah thanks Meaghann (that's an honest thank you, it's hard to stop text from sounding sarcastic).
      So Bo was a bit like Jason Schwartzman in Rushmore. That makes more sense.

    • @abominablesnowpanda5053
      @abominablesnowpanda5053 8 лет назад +2

      yeah, I don't think he was rich. his mom worked really hard as a nurse and didn't get paid a lot,

  • @big1com1cs
    @big1com1cs 6 лет назад +2

    I don't like dangrin

  • @KariGottfried
    @KariGottfried 7 лет назад +5

    Says three white guys

  • @Pughhead
    @Pughhead 4 года назад

    Yikes, it seems like bo didn't have a good upbringing XD

  • @robertdelossantos5844
    @robertdelossantos5844 4 года назад +2

    Kept going around in circles. Thought Bo Burnham was being ridiculous and presumptive the moment he brought up Dangrin is a rich white kid with a rich white kid problem. People have vacations celebrating graduation.
    Then Dangrin’s letter brought up a private plane, not being able to bring a baton, and buying a weapon to protect himself on vacation. That was so messed up.
    But Bo kept ripping into the situation and kept me flip flopping between agreement and annoyance on his condescension.

    • @skalty9868
      @skalty9868 Год назад

      I think it’s an incredibly safe assumption that someone thinking there’s a “dangerous part” of popular vacation destination The Bahamas that ANYONE flying private would be within a mile of and need a baton to protect his family with is the kind of sheltered that produces the worst guys imaginable

    • @skalty9868
      @skalty9868 Год назад +1

      Also he didn’t say anything about it until he said he was going private

  • @SloeElvis
    @SloeElvis 4 года назад +1

    Jake and Amir dodged Bo's ridiculous rants on white people like the gods they are

  • @none11flop9
    @none11flop9 Год назад

    Bo, the guy that gets paid for contributing nothing to society, gets mad at the money of someone else 😂

  • @Pughhead
    @Pughhead 5 лет назад +2

    This kids richer and more privelaged than us haha let's assume his race and laugh and make fun of him

  • @MythicalWolf
    @MythicalWolf 8 лет назад +7

    Bo is an sjw