73 Bad Puns In 5 Minutes

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @cocoagames8421
    @cocoagames8421 8 лет назад +4

    I tried to catch some fog... but i mist

  • @coolcactus3838
    @coolcactus3838 8 лет назад +2

    Tibia honest Sans definitely would like this. It's full of Humerus puns.

  • @wheelsydealsy3419
    @wheelsydealsy3419 8 лет назад +3

    My friend was trying to annoy me with bad bird puns.... But
    TOUCAN PLAY THAT GAME

  • @reneewest7834
    @reneewest7834 8 лет назад +2

    I forgot how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me

  • @varasatoshi3961
    @varasatoshi3961 8 лет назад +3

    Some people say my jokes are punethical.

  • @spec7441
    @spec7441 8 лет назад +1

    I pray that you bring me another banquet of successful puns

  • @ivanmccauley5623
    @ivanmccauley5623 8 лет назад +3

    What do you call a man with no shins
    Neil

  • @swagify6571
    @swagify6571 8 лет назад +2

    This video was PUNTASTIC!
    BADUM TSS

  • @Jiggaeaters
    @Jiggaeaters 8 лет назад +68

    5000 subs, better quality camera than pewds

    • @ChrisPorterHoward
      @ChrisPorterHoward  8 лет назад +6

      +Senior Horse just 39,995,000 to go...

    • @rurdykds
      @rurdykds 8 лет назад

      Senior Horse anyone would have good quality but pewdiepie doesn't stand in front of a white background making everything look better take the background out and you'll have a quality

    • @brixtervillaruel
      @brixtervillaruel 8 лет назад +2

      Bad Quality not really he just doesn't have time to buy a new camera, but he can if he wants.

    • @Avanchy
      @Avanchy 8 лет назад +1

      thats like saying this is better quality that a gaming channel... it just doesnt work

    • @thebruheternal3654
      @thebruheternal3654 7 лет назад

      Bad Quality I upload in 4k, look at my subscriber count.

  • @vincii2004
    @vincii2004 9 лет назад +2

    Star Wars Pun:
    I have a pun, but I don't wanna FORCE it.

  • @terrowincheeseman5228
    @terrowincheeseman5228 8 лет назад +3

    why did the horse talk in circles?
    to stall for time.
    what do you call it when pasta falls in a black hole?
    spaghettification.

  • @two_coats_and_two_root_beers
    @two_coats_and_two_root_beers 7 лет назад +1

    A steak and a potato were working out at the gym together.
    The potato had to leave early because he needed to veg.

  • @leiutenantgrey8938
    @leiutenantgrey8938 8 лет назад +3

    when I HEARD all of the bad puns
    it was EAR-ie

    • @leiutenantgrey8938
      @leiutenantgrey8938 8 лет назад

      its good these are just BAD puns
      other wise the jokes became EVIL

    • @musilaurent2878
      @musilaurent2878 8 лет назад +2

      some people even find this EAR-itating

    • @leiutenantgrey8938
      @leiutenantgrey8938 8 лет назад +1

      Creepypasta Gamer
      hey you can't just slap it in your own pun got it... was is it LOUD and CLEAR XD

  • @TheZashraf
    @TheZashraf 8 лет назад +1

    alvin and the chipmunks the road chip reference
    alvin: "i could go for miles on miles"
    miles: "oh my god, that's so bad"
    alvin: "then why are you laughing??"
    miles: "because its so bad"
    theodore: "i think I missed that joke for miles"
    miles: *laughs*

  • @rand0m_n3ss
    @rand0m_n3ss 8 лет назад +3

    Well this has my SEAL of approval

  • @ialong6226
    @ialong6226 4 года назад +2

    What did the rabbit say to the other rabbit?
    *Hoppy* to see you

  • @yocats9974
    @yocats9974 8 лет назад +408

    Speaking about puns. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming

    • @WhenNibFlies
      @WhenNibFlies 8 лет назад +21

      When the clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds!

    • @yocats9974
      @yocats9974 8 лет назад +1

      HypurrKittyGirl I don't get it

    • @downunder9875
      @downunder9875 8 лет назад +1

      +Ghostie Ghost OMG
      XD

    • @musilaurent2878
      @musilaurent2878 8 лет назад +16

      I tried to make a belt with clocks before. It was a waist of time

    • @yocats9974
      @yocats9974 8 лет назад +1

      Creepypasta Gamer I love puns

  • @ummtulip
    @ummtulip 5 лет назад +1

    adicktion

  • @priscilladoran9545
    @priscilladoran9545 8 лет назад +352

    Why did the corn cross the road?
    It was being stalked

  • @maricondabu4732
    @maricondabu4732 8 лет назад +2

    don't let the spaghetti PASTAway

  • @ReallyEthan
    @ReallyEthan 9 лет назад +47

    A fisherman's favorite super hero can be heard saying- I'm Baitman.

  • @gamer_Alex-q1o
    @gamer_Alex-q1o 3 года назад +1

    Hey can you make 100 train puns

  • @Feng_X
    @Feng_X 7 лет назад +3

    What do you call a pile of cats?
    A meowntain!

  • @bootupoffx
    @bootupoffx 7 лет назад +2

    Why can you never tell a robber a joke?
    They take everything, literally

  • @alexjiang3643
    @alexjiang3643 8 лет назад +4

    What do you call a gun that is now a sword?
    EX-CALIBUR XDDDDD

  • @RedDemonTV
    @RedDemonTV 2 года назад +1

    Sans's favourite video on RUclips

  • @jebrainbowsheep5775
    @jebrainbowsheep5775 8 лет назад +92

    I would tell you a joke about chemistry but i'm pretty sure I wouldn't get a reaction

    • @hazardousechidna1784
      @hazardousechidna1784 8 лет назад +4

      Jeb Rainbow Sheep Did you hear! Oxygen and Magnesium are dating OMg

    • @marosvolk7298
      @marosvolk7298 8 лет назад +1

      +Wyiguy_ Gaming55 Wrong!
      Magnesium comes BEFORE oxygen!

    • @two_coats_and_two_root_beers
      @two_coats_and_two_root_beers 7 лет назад +6

      That's understandable, all the best chemistry jokes argon.

    • @bandalitannous5167
      @bandalitannous5167 7 лет назад +4

      Snow_Wolf_36 you must be a chemistry nerd. I should keep an ion u

    • @gustavoramirezreynoso3933
      @gustavoramirezreynoso3933 7 лет назад +3

      Jeb Rainbow Sheep I would tell you a chemistry joke,
      but the good ones...
      ...*Argon*

  • @Rpesca76
    @Rpesca76 5 лет назад +2

    How much does a skeleton weigh?
    A skeleTON

  • @MLGFoxy87
    @MLGFoxy87 8 лет назад +221

    i love this guy
    1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
    2. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
    3. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
    4. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4.1 stars
    5. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
    6. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
    7. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a
    Soft drink.
    8. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
    9. If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
    10. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
    11. I used to be a banker but I lost interest
    12. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
    13. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
    14. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
    15. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
    16. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
    17. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
    18. The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.
    19. I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
    20. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
    21. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
    22. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
    23. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
    24. I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
    25. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
    26. The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
    27. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
    28. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
    29. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
    30. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
    31. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
    32. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
    33. The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
    34. There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
    35. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
    36. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
    37. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
    38. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
    39. When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
    40. The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
    41. A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
    42. The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
    43. I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
    44. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
    45. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
    46. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
    47. The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
    48. So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!
    49. Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.
    50. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
    51. It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. 4.0 stars
    52. Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
    53. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 4.0 stars
    54. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
    55. I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.
    56. There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They are called velcrows.
    57. When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
    58. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
    59. When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
    60. Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.
    61. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
    62. If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
    63. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it..
    64. Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
    65. I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
    66. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
    67. I don't mind kids playing hopscotch in most places, but my driveway is where I draw the line.
    68. Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
    69. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.
    70. Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
    71. I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!
    72. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
    73. Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.
    74. I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one.
    75. Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
    76. I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition
    77. Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
    78. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
    79. When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn.
    80. How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound.
    81. Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
    82. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
    83. My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.
    84. I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate. 3.9 stars
    85. My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
    86. Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
    87. Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
    88. Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.
    89. The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
    90. There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
    91. Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
    92. John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.
    93. My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew it seams94. I took a picture of a field of wheat, it was grainy.
    94. I took a picture of a field of wheat, it was grainy.
    95. A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
    96. I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
    97. I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but it didn't have an ending!
    98. If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable?
    99. People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.
    100. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.
    101. I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
    102. England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
    103. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
    104. I would tell you a leech joke, but it would suck anyway.
    105. What is a thesaurus' favorite dessert? Synonym buns.
    This has been the small sheet of puns… seems in-pun-sible to find these..

    • @MLGFoxy87
      @MLGFoxy87 8 лет назад

      +MLG Foxy 87 lel

    • @carefreesloth
      @carefreesloth 8 лет назад +8

      +MLG Foxy 87 lol I actually read them all. they were very pun-ny

    • @autisticcancer8501
      @autisticcancer8501 8 лет назад +5

      D͟͟i͟͟d͟͟ y͟͟o͟͟u͟͟ h͟͟e͟͟a͟͟r͟͟ a͟͟b͟͟o͟͟u͟͟t͟͟ t͟͟h͟͟e͟͟ g͟͟u͟͟y͟͟ w͟͟h͟͟o͟͟ h͟͟a͟͟d͟͟ h͟͟i͟͟s͟͟ l͟͟e͟͟f͟͟t͟͟ a͟͟r͟͟m͟͟ a͟͟n͟͟d͟͟ l͟͟e͟͟t͟͟t͟͟ l͟͟e͟͟g͟͟ c͟͟u͟͟t͟͟o͟͟f͟͟f͟͟? H͟͟e͟͟h͟͟e͟͟h͟͟... Y͟͟e͟͟a͟͟h͟͟ i͟͟ k͟͟n͟͟o͟͟w͟͟ t͟͟h͟͟i͟͟s͟͟ o͟͟n͟͟e͟͟...
      0.0 h͟͟e͟͟s͟͟ d͟͟e͟͟a͟͟d͟͟.

    • @sweetheartsoap7161
      @sweetheartsoap7161 8 лет назад +1

      MLG Foxy 87 good job you learned how to copy and past

    • @shiberu_7s
      @shiberu_7s 7 лет назад

      MLG Foxy 87 Nice

  • @goosep998
    @goosep998 8 лет назад +2

    You should eat a clock, it's really.....
    TIME CONSUMING

  • @nothinmulch
    @nothinmulch 9 лет назад +36

    What does an escalator say when it stops working? Nothing, it just stairs.

  • @kylieperry3836
    @kylieperry3836 5 лет назад +1

    Teacher: WHY ARE YOU SO LATE!?
    Student: I was crossing the road and suddenly it said school ahead go slow

  • @sylviasmith2118
    @sylviasmith2118 8 лет назад +3

    The number 10210 is too intense.

  • @emleex_8683
    @emleex_8683 8 лет назад +2

    He said the bicycle pun twice

    • @daggielover
      @daggielover 8 лет назад

      It's actually bothering me so much.

    • @calicowo
      @calicowo 8 лет назад

      It was a Bi-Pun

  • @FarzynoMusic
    @FarzynoMusic 8 лет назад +9

    I couldn't get out of bed this morning. It was un-bed-leave-able.

    • @ChrisPorterHoward
      @ChrisPorterHoward  8 лет назад +2

      +Farzyno Music this pun is art

    • @FarzynoMusic
      @FarzynoMusic 8 лет назад

      Pun Diddley :)

    • @idkbro4932
      @idkbro4932 8 лет назад

      ..

    • @kitteehplayz3319
      @kitteehplayz3319 8 лет назад +1

      got one:
      what do you call glass that is hurt......
      I'm in pane
      get it a glass pane......

    • @samallana4305
      @samallana4305 8 лет назад

      +Pun Diddley I feel like your going to get a Pun-ishment for making to many bad puns

  • @michaelgomez2344
    @michaelgomez2344 8 лет назад +1

    But all this information is IRRELEPHANT🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘

  • @ru1_ina536
    @ru1_ina536 8 лет назад +3

    Strangely, I feel proud for understanding the math pun... But now I'm wishing I didn't...

    • @ru1_ina536
      @ru1_ina536 8 лет назад +2

      WTF are you saying?????? I mean, all of these puns are really, REALLY good... But, you talk so fast............

    • @ChrisPorterHoward
      @ChrisPorterHoward  8 лет назад +2

      +nina gomez WhatareyoutalkingaboutIdontspeaktoofastwaitdoIdoIspeaktoofast?

    • @ru1_ina536
      @ru1_ina536 8 лет назад +1

      +Pun Diddley ....you make my day!!!!

    • @bullgon5634
      @bullgon5634 8 лет назад

      +nina gomez mappy

    • @pansexualbeing9025
      @pansexualbeing9025 8 лет назад

      +Pun Diddley I died

  • @100gexx
    @100gexx 7 лет назад +1

    I already fucking love this channel

  • @NomichReal
    @NomichReal 8 лет назад +13

    He said the, "2-tired" one twice...

  • @bradleyvo7100
    @bradleyvo7100 6 лет назад +1

    I didn't like the idea of putting a potted plant on my head at first
    but it's really starting to grow on me.

  • @haydonaitchison353
    @haydonaitchison353 8 лет назад +3

    He said the bike pun twice

  • @pennutbutterperson1646
    @pennutbutterperson1646 8 лет назад

    1:51 mickey mode engaged! also Chuggaa would be proud

  • @wheregraceabounds7831
    @wheregraceabounds7831 9 лет назад +5

    My brain had to work overtime because you were talking so fast! I suffer from the same problem in real life. :) Great video!!

  • @TheLazyPunMaster
    @TheLazyPunMaster 4 года назад +1

    this is sans in a nutshell

  • @frisk-_-5453
    @frisk-_-5453 8 лет назад +3

    Sans is proud....
    wait...
    why do *ambassadors* never get sick?
    u thinking what im thinking?

  • @jope6896
    @jope6896 8 лет назад +2

    had to put the subtitles on because he spoke so fast
    I love puns so much omg

    • @redpandaleader
      @redpandaleader 8 лет назад

      Jeia Puri-Evans me too. Hard to understand but still fun

  • @alexjade2979
    @alexjade2979 8 лет назад +3

    Why did the beef fell to the ground?
    Because it was a ground beef!
    No ok fine I'll leave now!

  • @tacticalblade970
    @tacticalblade970 5 лет назад +1

    I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I just couldn’t put it down

  • @valtchi
    @valtchi 8 лет назад +141

    I've found a real life sans

    • @ChrisPorterHoward
      @ChrisPorterHoward  8 лет назад +31

      +Kailey Conner You win, no bones about it!

    • @Tralixder
      @Tralixder 8 лет назад +10

      +Pun Diddley You're quite sansational.

    • @MyNameisNick
      @MyNameisNick 8 лет назад +1

      stop

    • @Ahiruuriha
      @Ahiruuriha 8 лет назад

      yup

    • @pansexualbeing9025
      @pansexualbeing9025 8 лет назад +5

      +Pun Diddley what did the glass pane say to the other glass pane. you are a PANE to have around. what did the land say to the sea I can SEA right through you. I know these two jokes are not PUNNY enough but I tried.

  • @BananaLizard
    @BananaLizard 8 лет назад

    SANS!

  • @CalebPacko
    @CalebPacko 9 лет назад +45

    DUDE! you said the two tired joke twice! so this is only 72 bad puns!

    • @jamesonthomas9583
      @jamesonthomas9583 9 лет назад +4

      Actually it would be 70 since one of them didn't count

  • @ryanpatterson2040
    @ryanpatterson2040 8 лет назад +2

    Whats a jedi's favourite italian food?
    obi wan-kanoli

  • @squibhero
    @squibhero 8 лет назад +5

    You didn't do a kitchen pun but honestly I could "carrot less"

  • @AllGoldAG
    @AllGoldAG 8 лет назад

    are you spolied?

  • @hazardousechidna1784
    @hazardousechidna1784 8 лет назад +11

    These puns are my inspiration

    • @louisekinler6081
      @louisekinler6081 8 лет назад +1

      Are you haveing a ''good'' time

    • @averryy
      @averryy 8 лет назад

      Haha yeah thanks for ruining the whole video.

    • @louisekinler6081
      @louisekinler6081 8 лет назад

      Steven Derp no problem man

    • @VennyVampy
      @VennyVampy 8 лет назад +1

      what do you call a tree that glows
      a chemistree

    • @louisekinler6081
      @louisekinler6081 8 лет назад

      Steven Derp boy the world's going to weep when I die

  • @keyanawhitely7942
    @keyanawhitely7942 День назад

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Pasta
    Pasta Who?
    Pasta the spaghetti already. I'm hungry.
    (Rimshot 🥁)

  • @somerandomwizard5799
    @somerandomwizard5799 8 лет назад +6

    you 'spoke' about bike puns twice.

  • @Wiiguyface342
    @Wiiguyface342 8 лет назад +1

    That hurt. A lot.

  • @randomquentin
    @randomquentin 9 лет назад +9

    My friend works at coca-cola, it's soda pressing. My other friend works for Samsung, he's a Guardian of The Galaxy.

  • @Hibike192
    @Hibike192 6 лет назад

    I had a lot of trouble finding both a really good vacuum ceaner and a fan because I later realized that vacuum cleaners suck and fans just blow.

  • @petergreenidge2797
    @petergreenidge2797 9 лет назад +7

    It was a very emotional wedding even the cake was in tiers.

  • @IamFlaem1
    @IamFlaem1 4 года назад +1

    Bomb puns always blow me up

  • @nkggaming2649
    @nkggaming2649 8 лет назад +3

    Listening to these puns is a real PUNishment.

  • @troycarlisle614
    @troycarlisle614 9 лет назад +1

    I didn't open the door for Darth Vader.
    Cause i`m a rebel like that.

  • @austinkogan2486
    @austinkogan2486 9 лет назад +14

    Energizer bunny arrested
    Charged with battery

    • @CWAChristy2
      @CWAChristy2 9 лет назад

      +Austin Kogan Nice work agent Kogan report back to HQ asap!

    • @austinkogan2486
      @austinkogan2486 9 лет назад

      +christainbricks I went to a theatrical performance about puns.
      It was a play on words.

    • @agentninja0082
      @agentninja0082 8 лет назад

      so...... many.... puns.....

    • @shacho4659
      @shacho4659 8 лет назад

      Well isn't that a shocker i wasn't surprised but also happy that people are wondering wire you saying more puns monokuma

  • @dumyt9608
    @dumyt9608 3 года назад +1

    Luan is Watching right now
    Loud house anyone?

  • @FireBlast5555
    @FireBlast5555 9 лет назад +153

    Why did the guy trade his rare pennies for normal pennies?
    He had no Common Cents

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService 7 лет назад +1

    *3 BAD PUNS*

  • @Gamerzombiex
    @Gamerzombiex 9 лет назад +88

    when I order pizza the situation gets pretty "cheesy"

    • @ChrisPorterHoward
      @ChrisPorterHoward  9 лет назад +7

      That was Gouda, but you could have done cheddar.

    • @ChrisPorterHoward
      @ChrisPorterHoward  9 лет назад +4

      My plan is to get you feta-p with these, and then I'll leave you provalone.

    • @davidkelly0
      @davidkelly0 9 лет назад +5

      This coversation is going grate.

    • @backpackneek
      @backpackneek 9 лет назад +3

      If i hear one more pun I'ma cheddar-JACK someone up

    • @ronanigans4715
      @ronanigans4715 9 лет назад +3

      +Gamer zombiex A pun battle you say? Toucan play that game!

  • @thegoldenbro78
    @thegoldenbro78 4 года назад +1

    OMG sans would like to know your location

  • @jennarosebrooks3493
    @jennarosebrooks3493 8 лет назад +5

    When my light go out I always feel delighted

  • @cassidydiana8700
    @cassidydiana8700 8 лет назад

    THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I NEED

  • @misscuteeverythingaj1574
    @misscuteeverythingaj1574 8 лет назад +189

    What do you call a singing computer?
    A del

  • @matts275
    @matts275 8 лет назад

    I love this channel!😂

  • @everythingkate2381
    @everythingkate2381 8 лет назад +701

    Why was the snow yellow?
    Because Elsa let it go
    Edit: thanks for all the likes!

    • @spiritfox6744
      @spiritfox6744 8 лет назад +6

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @radiogloria
      @radiogloria 8 лет назад +7

      OMFG YOU'RE AMAZING

    • @somethingoriginal7932
      @somethingoriginal7932 8 лет назад +13

      That's punderful!

    • @neojester
      @neojester 8 лет назад +6

      +CrystalBear 14 STOP ITS PUNBEARABLE

    • @leiutenantgrey8938
      @leiutenantgrey8938 8 лет назад +5

      hoping that you guys should CHILL
      so stay FROSTY
      what do you call a rushing german ICE cream truck
      I guess he blizzard its way through

  • @ajlorenzana7023
    @ajlorenzana7023 9 месяцев назад

    I herd about the ranch owner mooving away with his cows.

  • @wheresmyvoice8086
    @wheresmyvoice8086 8 лет назад +28

    Man, why is Peter pan always flying?
    Cos he neverlands!
    I love that joke, cos it never gets OLD!!!! heh heh heh

  • @davidmansilla9568
    @davidmansilla9568 8 лет назад +3

    If you didn't like his cow jokes, he's got utter ones

  • @kevinandrade5453
    @kevinandrade5453 8 лет назад +15

    i heard a bad pun about chocolate bars yesterday, so i just...Snickered

  • @baileymiller4009
    @baileymiller4009 8 лет назад

    This might be my new favorite video

  • @jojoninja1126
    @jojoninja1126 8 лет назад +11

    dide u said the bicycal one two times

    • @ChrisPorterHoward
      @ChrisPorterHoward  8 лет назад +3

      +Jose Ganaa dide i?

    • @SamnStuff
      @SamnStuff 8 лет назад

      yes you did

    • @matts275
      @matts275 8 лет назад

      yeah, but it made it better, it's such a good one!😂👌

  • @gabistahl2695
    @gabistahl2695 8 лет назад

    Where can you buy Pink Floyd merchandise? The Wall-mart. What are you doing in that wardrobe? Narnia business! After the explosion at the cheese factory, de Brie was everywhere. Btw, I like your kippah

  • @emilyrankin4563
    @emilyrankin4563 9 лет назад +94

    My friend tripped down the stairs today, it was hiSTAIRical 😂

    • @justinmanangan9968
      @justinmanangan9968 9 лет назад +1

      +Emily Rankin Your bringing me down :(

    • @Siddiebop01
      @Siddiebop01 7 лет назад +6

      Justin Manangan this entire comment section needs to STEP away from technology.

    • @jammyrulz3586
      @jammyrulz3586 5 лет назад +6

      i dont wanna stair at these replys

    • @thetrollmaster4485
      @thetrollmaster4485 3 года назад +2

      he had to go step by step!

    • @carterkruse6471
      @carterkruse6471 3 года назад

      Did you know there is a DVD on how to climb the stairs, it's a 12 step program.

  • @BandiPat
    @BandiPat 8 лет назад

    I don't know how I find this but I love it.

  • @geebeedee9509
    @geebeedee9509 8 лет назад +21

    I will always like puns, i HERB that everyone likes puns. Well, to be honest, i will like them UNDILL. the end of THYME.

    • @WhenNibFlies
      @WhenNibFlies 8 лет назад +1

      Pun haters will PARSLEY believe what they got themselves into!

    • @geebeedee9509
      @geebeedee9509 8 лет назад

      +HypurrKittyGirl man they better be PEPPERing for these puns

    • @leiutenantgrey8938
      @leiutenantgrey8938 8 лет назад

      hope that the jokes aren't a bit too SAUCY
      otherwise they'll be MARINATED

    • @geebeedee9509
      @geebeedee9509 8 лет назад

      +Leiutenant GREY
      Dammit, i cant KETCHUP with these puns.
      Maybe i need to get a dip rest.

    • @leiutenantgrey8938
      @leiutenantgrey8938 8 лет назад

      well played
      just well played

  • @fishyfishking7906
    @fishyfishking7906 5 лет назад

    The bicycle pun was said twice.

  • @hannahsutter3147
    @hannahsutter3147 9 лет назад +10

    Wanna giggle for 5 minutes straight?

  • @senpaiidry6326
    @senpaiidry6326 8 лет назад +1

    is there absolute values on the eoc
    ABSOLUTELY
    no pun intended

  • @Runoneer
    @Runoneer 7 лет назад +4

    Hey guys no time for puns
    Did you hear about the kidnaping at school
    Don't worry he woke up

  • @forsakenchannel7816
    @forsakenchannel7816 8 лет назад

    2:23 IMFAO THAT FACE

  • @JuanJose956
    @JuanJose956 8 лет назад +9

    This Guy Looks Like Malcom From Malcom In The Middle

    • @ChrisPorterHoward
      @ChrisPorterHoward  8 лет назад +9

      dude I see it

    • @corymiller9742
      @corymiller9742 8 лет назад +1

      Never ever thought about comparing Chris Howard to Frankie Muniz, but ok....

  • @joeyjoestar2421
    @joeyjoestar2421 6 лет назад +2

    Mush! Mush! Make room (get it? Mush-room?)

  • @sullivanwilkes3661
    @sullivanwilkes3661 9 лет назад +6

    This was hilarious! Great job!

  • @angelabdelaziz5572
    @angelabdelaziz5572 8 лет назад +3

    Who's the best skeleton detective?
    Sherlock bones.

  • @brodymoen1864
    @brodymoen1864 7 лет назад +1

    I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.

  • @AdlerDavidson
    @AdlerDavidson 9 лет назад +7

    I tried eating a clock the other day. It was so time consuming.

  • @dragonballslipknot9197
    @dragonballslipknot9197 7 лет назад

    you did the "two tired" twice

  • @disolove
    @disolove 9 лет назад +4

    A factory worker fell into an automatic upholstery machine. Don't worry, he's completely recovered.

  • @TheDremCatcher
    @TheDremCatcher 5 лет назад

    There was guy who played guitar for the chorus but in the end his was tangled

  • @flanamation
    @flanamation 8 лет назад +26

    We need another video, but, I don't want to put you pun-der pressure