Senior Horse anyone would have good quality but pewdiepie doesn't stand in front of a white background making everything look better take the background out and you'll have a quality
alvin and the chipmunks the road chip reference alvin: "i could go for miles on miles" miles: "oh my god, that's so bad" alvin: "then why are you laughing??" miles: "because its so bad" theodore: "i think I missed that joke for miles" miles: *laughs*
i love this guy 1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 2. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. 3. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game. 4. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4.1 stars 5. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction. 6. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. 7. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a Soft drink. 8. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. 9. If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know. 10. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'. 11. I used to be a banker but I lost interest 12. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. 13. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 14. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. 15. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. 16. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. 17. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast. 18. The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business. 19. I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes. 20. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 21. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. 22. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. 23. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy. 24. I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen. 25. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box. 26. The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up. 27. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 28. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. 29. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire. 30. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. 31. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 32. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. 33. The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize. 34. There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. 35. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something. 36. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. 37. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. 38. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. 39. When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland. 40. The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester. 41. A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation. 42. The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down. 43. I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words. 44. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it. 45. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. 46. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 47. The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl. 48. So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world! 49. Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers. 50. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. 51. It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. 4.0 stars 52. Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers. 53. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 4.0 stars 54. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time. 55. I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year. 56. There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They are called velcrows. 57. When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder. 58. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane. 59. When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve. 60. Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word. 61. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now. 62. If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor. 63. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.. 64. Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached. 65. I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me. 66. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). 67. I don't mind kids playing hopscotch in most places, but my driveway is where I draw the line. 68. Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas. 69. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'. 70. Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. 71. I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning! 72. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. 73. Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever. 74. I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one. 75. Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. 76. I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition 77. Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too. 78. The dead batteries were given out free of charge. 79. When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn. 80. How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound. 81. Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels. 82. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat. 83. My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it. 84. I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate. 3.9 stars 85. My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum. 86. Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? 87. Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out. 88. Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine. 89. The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out. 90. There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal. 91. Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted. 92. John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. 93. My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew it seams94. I took a picture of a field of wheat, it was grainy. 94. I took a picture of a field of wheat, it was grainy. 95. A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies. 96. I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted. 97. I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but it didn't have an ending! 98. If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable? 99. People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box. 100. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me. 101. I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off. 102. England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool 103. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 104. I would tell you a leech joke, but it would suck anyway. 105. What is a thesaurus' favorite dessert? Synonym buns. This has been the small sheet of puns… seems in-pun-sible to find these..
+Pun Diddley what did the glass pane say to the other glass pane. you are a PANE to have around. what did the land say to the sea I can SEA right through you. I know these two jokes are not PUNNY enough but I tried.
Where can you buy Pink Floyd merchandise? The Wall-mart. What are you doing in that wardrobe? Narnia business! After the explosion at the cheese factory, de Brie was everywhere. Btw, I like your kippah
I tried to catch some fog... but i mist
that's good!
Tibia honest Sans definitely would like this. It's full of Humerus puns.
My friend was trying to annoy me with bad bird puns.... But
TOUCAN PLAY THAT GAME
I forgot how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me
Some people say my jokes are punethical.
I pray that you bring me another banquet of successful puns
What do you call a man with no shins
Neil
This video was PUNTASTIC!
BADUM TSS
5000 subs, better quality camera than pewds
+Senior Horse just 39,995,000 to go...
Senior Horse anyone would have good quality but pewdiepie doesn't stand in front of a white background making everything look better take the background out and you'll have a quality
Bad Quality not really he just doesn't have time to buy a new camera, but he can if he wants.
thats like saying this is better quality that a gaming channel... it just doesnt work
Bad Quality I upload in 4k, look at my subscriber count.
Star Wars Pun:
I have a pun, but I don't wanna FORCE it.
why did the horse talk in circles?
to stall for time.
what do you call it when pasta falls in a black hole?
spaghettification.
A steak and a potato were working out at the gym together.
The potato had to leave early because he needed to veg.
when I HEARD all of the bad puns
it was EAR-ie
its good these are just BAD puns
other wise the jokes became EVIL
some people even find this EAR-itating
Creepypasta Gamer
hey you can't just slap it in your own pun got it... was is it LOUD and CLEAR XD
alvin and the chipmunks the road chip reference
alvin: "i could go for miles on miles"
miles: "oh my god, that's so bad"
alvin: "then why are you laughing??"
miles: "because its so bad"
theodore: "i think I missed that joke for miles"
miles: *laughs*
Well this has my SEAL of approval
What did the rabbit say to the other rabbit?
*Hoppy* to see you
Speaking about puns. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming
When the clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds!
HypurrKittyGirl I don't get it
+Ghostie Ghost OMG
XD
I tried to make a belt with clocks before. It was a waist of time
Creepypasta Gamer I love puns
adicktion
Why did the corn cross the road?
It was being stalked
well that was a corny joke
Exactly!!
heh did you find this joke in a corner
Creepypasta Gamer From a friend
Hheeyy!!!
Epic!
don't let the spaghetti PASTAway
Lol
A fisherman's favorite super hero can be heard saying- I'm Baitman.
And who steals his bait? Robin!
+Ethan Coats im sorry but my hobby is tennis:
My favorite swings include Backhand and Lobbin....
+Pun Diddley well the early bird does get the worm
@@justinmanangan9968 Get out.
Hey can you make 100 train puns
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowntain!
Why can you never tell a robber a joke?
They take everything, literally
What do you call a gun that is now a sword?
EX-CALIBUR XDDDDD
10/10 Pun
Sans's favourite video on RUclips
I would tell you a joke about chemistry but i'm pretty sure I wouldn't get a reaction
Jeb Rainbow Sheep Did you hear! Oxygen and Magnesium are dating OMg
+Wyiguy_ Gaming55 Wrong!
Magnesium comes BEFORE oxygen!
That's understandable, all the best chemistry jokes argon.
Snow_Wolf_36 you must be a chemistry nerd. I should keep an ion u
Jeb Rainbow Sheep I would tell you a chemistry joke,
but the good ones...
...*Argon*
How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleTON
i love this guy
1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
2. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
3. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
4. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4.1 stars
5. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
6. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
7. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a
Soft drink.
8. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
9. If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
10. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
11. I used to be a banker but I lost interest
12. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
13. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
14. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
15. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
16. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
17. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
18. The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.
19. I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
20. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
21. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
22. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
23. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
24. I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
25. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
26. The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
27. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
28. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
29. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
30. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
31. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
32. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
33. The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
34. There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
35. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
36. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
37. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
38. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
39. When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
40. The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
41. A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
42. The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
43. I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
44. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
45. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
46. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
47. The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
48. So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!
49. Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.
50. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
51. It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. 4.0 stars
52. Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
53. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 4.0 stars
54. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
55. I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.
56. There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They are called velcrows.
57. When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
58. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
59. When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
60. Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.
61. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
62. If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
63. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it..
64. Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
65. I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
66. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
67. I don't mind kids playing hopscotch in most places, but my driveway is where I draw the line.
68. Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
69. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.
70. Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
71. I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!
72. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
73. Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.
74. I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one.
75. Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
76. I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition
77. Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
78. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
79. When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn.
80. How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound.
81. Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
82. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
83. My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.
84. I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate. 3.9 stars
85. My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
86. Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
87. Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
88. Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.
89. The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
90. There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
91. Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
92. John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.
93. My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew it seams94. I took a picture of a field of wheat, it was grainy.
94. I took a picture of a field of wheat, it was grainy.
95. A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
96. I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
97. I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but it didn't have an ending!
98. If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable?
99. People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.
100. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.
101. I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
102. England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
103. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
104. I would tell you a leech joke, but it would suck anyway.
105. What is a thesaurus' favorite dessert? Synonym buns.
This has been the small sheet of puns… seems in-pun-sible to find these..
+MLG Foxy 87 lel
+MLG Foxy 87 lol I actually read them all. they were very pun-ny
D͟͟i͟͟d͟͟ y͟͟o͟͟u͟͟ h͟͟e͟͟a͟͟r͟͟ a͟͟b͟͟o͟͟u͟͟t͟͟ t͟͟h͟͟e͟͟ g͟͟u͟͟y͟͟ w͟͟h͟͟o͟͟ h͟͟a͟͟d͟͟ h͟͟i͟͟s͟͟ l͟͟e͟͟f͟͟t͟͟ a͟͟r͟͟m͟͟ a͟͟n͟͟d͟͟ l͟͟e͟͟t͟͟t͟͟ l͟͟e͟͟g͟͟ c͟͟u͟͟t͟͟o͟͟f͟͟f͟͟? H͟͟e͟͟h͟͟e͟͟h͟͟... Y͟͟e͟͟a͟͟h͟͟ i͟͟ k͟͟n͟͟o͟͟w͟͟ t͟͟h͟͟i͟͟s͟͟ o͟͟n͟͟e͟͟...
0.0 h͟͟e͟͟s͟͟ d͟͟e͟͟a͟͟d͟͟.
MLG Foxy 87 good job you learned how to copy and past
MLG Foxy 87 Nice
You should eat a clock, it's really.....
TIME CONSUMING
What does an escalator say when it stops working? Nothing, it just stairs.
Teacher: WHY ARE YOU SO LATE!?
Student: I was crossing the road and suddenly it said school ahead go slow
The number 10210 is too intense.
He said the bicycle pun twice
It's actually bothering me so much.
It was a Bi-Pun
I couldn't get out of bed this morning. It was un-bed-leave-able.
+Farzyno Music this pun is art
Pun Diddley :)
..
got one:
what do you call glass that is hurt......
I'm in pane
get it a glass pane......
+Pun Diddley I feel like your going to get a Pun-ishment for making to many bad puns
But all this information is IRRELEPHANT🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘
Strangely, I feel proud for understanding the math pun... But now I'm wishing I didn't...
WTF are you saying?????? I mean, all of these puns are really, REALLY good... But, you talk so fast............
+nina gomez WhatareyoutalkingaboutIdontspeaktoofastwaitdoIdoIspeaktoofast?
+Pun Diddley ....you make my day!!!!
+nina gomez mappy
+Pun Diddley I died
I already fucking love this channel
He said the, "2-tired" one twice...
It was a secret pun.
well I guess he needed to Repeat it
no puns intended
I didn't like the idea of putting a potted plant on my head at first
but it's really starting to grow on me.
He said the bike pun twice
1:51 mickey mode engaged! also Chuggaa would be proud
My brain had to work overtime because you were talking so fast! I suffer from the same problem in real life. :) Great video!!
this is sans in a nutshell
Sans is proud....
wait...
why do *ambassadors* never get sick?
u thinking what im thinking?
had to put the subtitles on because he spoke so fast
I love puns so much omg
Jeia Puri-Evans me too. Hard to understand but still fun
Why did the beef fell to the ground?
Because it was a ground beef!
No ok fine I'll leave now!
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I just couldn’t put it down
I've found a real life sans
+Kailey Conner You win, no bones about it!
+Pun Diddley You're quite sansational.
stop
yup
+Pun Diddley what did the glass pane say to the other glass pane. you are a PANE to have around. what did the land say to the sea I can SEA right through you. I know these two jokes are not PUNNY enough but I tried.
SANS!
DUDE! you said the two tired joke twice! so this is only 72 bad puns!
Actually it would be 70 since one of them didn't count
Whats a jedi's favourite italian food?
obi wan-kanoli
You didn't do a kitchen pun but honestly I could "carrot less"
are you spolied?
These puns are my inspiration
Are you haveing a ''good'' time
Haha yeah thanks for ruining the whole video.
Steven Derp no problem man
what do you call a tree that glows
a chemistree
Steven Derp boy the world's going to weep when I die
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Pasta
Pasta Who?
Pasta the spaghetti already. I'm hungry.
(Rimshot 🥁)
you 'spoke' about bike puns twice.
That hurt. A lot.
My friend works at coca-cola, it's soda pressing. My other friend works for Samsung, he's a Guardian of The Galaxy.
+RandomQuentin ARE YOU SIRI-OUS!!!!
I had a lot of trouble finding both a really good vacuum ceaner and a fan because I later realized that vacuum cleaners suck and fans just blow.
It was a very emotional wedding even the cake was in tiers.
Bomb puns always blow me up
Listening to these puns is a real PUNishment.
I didn't open the door for Darth Vader.
Cause i`m a rebel like that.
Energizer bunny arrested
Charged with battery
+Austin Kogan Nice work agent Kogan report back to HQ asap!
+christainbricks I went to a theatrical performance about puns.
It was a play on words.
so...... many.... puns.....
Well isn't that a shocker i wasn't surprised but also happy that people are wondering wire you saying more puns monokuma
Luan is Watching right now
Loud house anyone?
Why did the guy trade his rare pennies for normal pennies?
He had no Common Cents
I thought I read penis
+Fire Blast Why did the coach go to the bank?
He wanted his QUARTERback!
+Just a guy who likes anime so did i lol
@@justaguywholikesanime9555 same
*3 BAD PUNS*
when I order pizza the situation gets pretty "cheesy"
That was Gouda, but you could have done cheddar.
My plan is to get you feta-p with these, and then I'll leave you provalone.
This coversation is going grate.
If i hear one more pun I'ma cheddar-JACK someone up
+Gamer zombiex A pun battle you say? Toucan play that game!
OMG sans would like to know your location
When my light go out I always feel delighted
THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I NEED
What do you call a singing computer?
A del
Wait. Oh. Oh. OHHHHHHH. 😂 My day has been made.
Cosmos Shadow You're welcome :D
Im gonna use that one. xD
Zack Playz What do you call a singing computer flipping at the bottom of the ocean?
Adele Rolling In The Deep
HAHAHA
I love this channel!😂
Why was the snow yellow?
Because Elsa let it go
Edit: thanks for all the likes!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
OMFG YOU'RE AMAZING
That's punderful!
+CrystalBear 14 STOP ITS PUNBEARABLE
hoping that you guys should CHILL
so stay FROSTY
what do you call a rushing german ICE cream truck
I guess he blizzard its way through
I herd about the ranch owner mooving away with his cows.
Man, why is Peter pan always flying?
Cos he neverlands!
I love that joke, cos it never gets OLD!!!! heh heh heh
If you didn't like his cow jokes, he's got utter ones
But those are an utter-barrassment
I am not a-moos-ed
STOP
cows are amoosing me
+Patryk Dudulewicz u need some milk. IM SO SORRY
i heard a bad pun about chocolate bars yesterday, so i just...Snickered
This might be my new favorite video
dide u said the bicycal one two times
+Jose Ganaa dide i?
yes you did
yeah, but it made it better, it's such a good one!😂👌
Where can you buy Pink Floyd merchandise? The Wall-mart. What are you doing in that wardrobe? Narnia business! After the explosion at the cheese factory, de Brie was everywhere. Btw, I like your kippah
My friend tripped down the stairs today, it was hiSTAIRical 😂
+Emily Rankin Your bringing me down :(
Justin Manangan this entire comment section needs to STEP away from technology.
i dont wanna stair at these replys
he had to go step by step!
Did you know there is a DVD on how to climb the stairs, it's a 12 step program.
I don't know how I find this but I love it.
I will always like puns, i HERB that everyone likes puns. Well, to be honest, i will like them UNDILL. the end of THYME.
Pun haters will PARSLEY believe what they got themselves into!
+HypurrKittyGirl man they better be PEPPERing for these puns
hope that the jokes aren't a bit too SAUCY
otherwise they'll be MARINATED
+Leiutenant GREY
Dammit, i cant KETCHUP with these puns.
Maybe i need to get a dip rest.
well played
just well played
The bicycle pun was said twice.
Wanna giggle for 5 minutes straight?
+Hannah Sutter Hour you ok?
is there absolute values on the eoc
ABSOLUTELY
no pun intended
Hey guys no time for puns
Did you hear about the kidnaping at school
Don't worry he woke up
2:23 IMFAO THAT FACE
This Guy Looks Like Malcom From Malcom In The Middle
dude I see it
Never ever thought about comparing Chris Howard to Frankie Muniz, but ok....
Mush! Mush! Make room (get it? Mush-room?)
This was hilarious! Great job!
Who's the best skeleton detective?
Sherlock bones.
That was a real rib tickler of a joke 😄
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
I tried eating a clock the other day. It was so time consuming.
you did the "two tired" twice
A factory worker fell into an automatic upholstery machine. Don't worry, he's completely recovered.
There was guy who played guitar for the chorus but in the end his was tangled
We need another video, but, I don't want to put you pun-der pressure