0:01 The Cat Call Pun 0:10 The CMR Pun 0:19 Intense Cat Pun 0:22 The Mouse Pun 0:30 The Buisness Pun 0:35 The Bread Cat Pun 0:43 The Bag Pun 0:51 The In-Bread Pun 0:59 The Remote Pun 1:03 The Scanning Copycat Pun 1:18 The Meme Pun 1:26 The Furry Tail-Reading Pun 1:30 The Pyjama Pun 1:37 The Puranormal Activity Pun 1:51 The Catasthrope Pun 2:03 Intro(Outro)
I deeply apologise for my maniacal laugh...
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you laugh makes me laugh
covid madness finally got to ya. knew it was only a matter of time seeing your last few vids.
This was funny
This is a purr-fect video !
read the comment section. there are a ton more cat puns for you to use to make a second video with.
Chris laughing maniacally is like when you’re trying to be Serious but you can’t keep a straight face
your
Id rather be Remus
@@King-ph8cw sirius dies
We know the cat didn’t have his tongue
@@tudorftbl what-
i didnt get there yet
;-;
after watching closely i've realized they're going insane
covid quarantine got them
@@aaronstanley6914 true
Lockdown #3 turning them stir crazy
@bayoxey ooof no that’s Ralph
Yes they got hit hart
Well Chris has officially lost it and I couldn't be more entertained.
I think something has infected the UK. We might want to stop travel to the UK
yeah hes DEFFO crazy
No, hes like that forever now, just the quarantine focused the energy.
Edit:I am British
Couldn't agree more
Hey jj Ima big fan
1:55
when he said "it's a cat-ass-trophy" I just fell apart and I was laughing for the next 15 minutes!
I found it kinda random how Chris almost never swears in his vids but this is an exception.
Yeah
@@PerfectlyEdited idk ass isnt rly bad
donkeh
@@lowquality318 word is also used to describe *DONKEY*
Ass 💀
I had to pause at "cat-ass-trophy" that one had me rolling!
And that fact that Chris does have a cat-ass trophy is kind of predictable
I was laughing my head off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was like big fat nope not funny
I think it has a- I can’t say it but it has that word in it
Yeah me too
I like how Bella’s default look is like she is wondering why she’s the only classy sensible sane one in the room.
Bella: h-have they always been like this?
Ralph, yawning: you get used to it
I-i
Ok
Lmao
Ummmm, when was that???
Wow 😭
The giggles are what got me. So adorable.
That ending was just.. “chef’s kisses”
Ralph is like. “Chris I swear if you do this again I will scratch your face in your sleep”
Well he is HALF asleep chris
@@rekhasaini672 I get it
LOL
Bella:if you ever try to do this again i will scratch you till ur dead
Halshasish
Oh my god I wasn’t expecting the pure bread one. That got me good.
ikr that made the who video worth it.
It's the best one
same
Ralph looked like he was plotting Chris’ murder for that one!
Well now we are expecting it. Thanks
0:53 Ralph’s face is the best part of the video
Indeed
Yes.
The cats are so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Unfortunately no he looks so grumpy and I don't like it
@@jamesbrown-ih1ev Everyone has different opinions plus I made this comment 2 years ago.
1:51
Chris: *Giggling*
Bella & Ralph: What Is Freaking Going On
Hearing Chris' maniacal laughter and him saying "Izzit, Izzit" made my day.
Chris'*
Why do I feel like these puns are probably a normal thing that happens daily
Possibly lol
British people
Probably does
Us cat owners are insane.
Purrobably
chris:evil laughter
ralph and bella:scared for their life
lol
cuz chris said a bad word
@@belladixon4787 you are a child
The purranormal activity was Tom making sure his brother was alright
This is a nice way to put it
Schrödingers Tom
:(
im sad now remembering him? ;(
But the footage clearly shows Ralph.
“Yo izzit izzit we didn’t choose the rug life, the rug life chose us.” 🤣 😂 I love it omg
What does "izzit" mean?
@@scottjand I don't know
@@scottjand is it izzit is it
@@Thatma it means matey mate
The Campfire Kid Total Same
This is both the worst and best video you’ve ever made.
first to reply here
@@bob3studios First to reply to this reply!
@@abdulmenemriad4790 first to reply to this reply to the first reply
@@nathanides7584 First to reply to this reply replying to the first reply!
@@ibake9088 first to reply to this reply replying to the reply that is replying to the reply replying to the first reply
This is even better than just watching a comedy show because you pull it off better than anything else I have ever seen!
We love Chris’s maniacal laughter.
(…are ya sure he’s not planning world domeownation?)
@Akfa Asim the pun deserves a cat-ass-trophy
@@wowerine9897 YES! 😂
@@wowerine9897 Yup 😂
Ha Ha
@@wowerine9897 YEEEEES
grandma approved
Nice
@@microwave1000 hi
Great
Hi granny I lost mine :c
thank you grandma
The maniacal laugh is the funniest part
“It’s a cat ass trophy!”
It wasn’t until the video was over that I was able to fully process and understand that joke, but I love it so much.
Best video ever
It makes me wonder where he found that little trophy. Did he buy it? Did he make it? Did someone make it for him? I want one!
@@connorgolsong290 I was thinking that too.
@@connorgolsong290 I made it! Toy cat sawn in half, superglued to a tiny trophy base and spray painted gold
@@HalfAsleepChris Nice bit of ingenuity. Now I gotta make one myself!
Title: Terrible cat puns
Puns and video: *Actually funny*
Wow
Especially that last one I laughed so hard at it
Cat-@ss trphe
@@Camilo_is_2_real inBREAD
yes those puns are funny and purr-fect XD
"Although bella is pure bred, ralph is in bread" is my absolute favorite 😂❤️love you guys
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
I like that one too!
Finny
Me too
hey where can I get I diamond hat, I got no hat :(
Love the cat jokes, and their little cat tents! 🌻
When he said "Just a giggle, not as funny." I was laughing my head off.
(1:50) this got me cry-laughing
I know
i think the joke is EXOTIC
@@thebrickpyramid I can’t tell if this is smart or stupid
Idc anyways
I literally dont get it...until I turn on the auto generated captions...
@@bu1vat sister location misse you.
I giggled all the way 'til the end: thank you Chris and say tanks to Danielle for her laughs: I enjoyed them very much.
If you a cat lover you welcome to my channel❤
I appreciate the dedication. Bella's pawprints are amazing though, I want to frame it on my wall!
2:02 perfectly cut screams
It's 2:03
More like perfectly cut laughing
@@personii A-
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Chris: *maniac laughter*
Me: *''Wait, thats illegal.''*
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This is what Fully-Awake Chris is like.
no, its what fully asleep chris is like
maybe 75% asleep chris
Yep
No,That’s Fully Asleep Chris!
Maybe its a good thing he is half-asleep
“Its a cat-ass-trophy!” best quote of the year!🤣
You are mean
You are mean
@@kobokkobokanla9947... wow
@@Pest42 Ikr great bot 🤦♂
@@nopeno-s5r right then
These cat puns are so terrible that they are almost crossing the Fi-line.
welp i think the rovers are in the copy cats
Jesus, no matter what he does, Ralph and Bella are so... sofistiCATed...
nice
This comment is underrated
Lol
Imma ruin the 69
Jk jk
1:04 I was fully expecting a CAT scan joke. Maybe next time.
???
0:01 The Cat Call Pun
0:10 The CMR Pun
0:19 Intense Cat Pun
0:22 The Mouse Pun
0:30 The Buisness Pun
0:35 The Bread Cat Pun
0:43 The Bag Pun
0:51 The In-Bread Pun
0:59 The Remote Pun
1:03 The Scanning Copycat Pun
1:18 The Meme Pun
1:26 The Furry Tail-Reading Pun
1:30 The Pyjama Pun
1:37 The Puranormal Activity Pun
1:51 The Catasthrope Pun
2:03 Intro(Outro)
Meme one is russia
0:01 😂😂😂😂
The catastrophe pun should be removed cus it has a bad word
The puranomal activity pun could be two things:
1. Ralph was sneaking through the night
2. Tom's spirit is still with us
@@belladixon4787 Who cares lmao. Why comment this
Petition to make Cat Ass Trophy and actual trophy.
You just need a cat, if (s)he finds you worthy, you will be presented with it, in ya face.
@@GyulaHorvathGarijin yep I know that feeling already, multiple times
butt, would everyone be purleased?
@@nataliahicks4629 ngl I was I her for like 10 minutes trying to think of cat puns to reply with but I couldn't, you win lol
we need to get that thing, im up for it
Best video on this channel!
I love puns and when combined with cute cats...
It's perfect!
purrfect*
Alternative title: Chris and Danielle try drugs for the first time
jesus crist
catnip
True
Nah catnip
Yeah nah its definently catnop
I love how at 1:24 both Ralph and Bella look at each other like:
Bella: Bro are they all good?
Ralph: well no but actually they kinda are.
“Bella your such a copycat”
Bella:”Wait what?”
I was thinking CATscan
What do you call a pile of cats??
A meowtain 😂😂😂
Hilarious 🤣
@@midmeh are you part of the bruafiy army
@@Blahaj_Blast yes I just joined recently
Me reading the comment : 🤨
Me after reading the comment : 😐
Me reading ths comment comments : 😶
@@midmeh Hill-arious
Thank you I needed this right now
Ralph looked very amused when you put bread on him
Ikr SO amused..
Like very
0:52
Chris: *maniacal laughter about horrible insult*
Ralph: i hate your guts.
Ayo
0:08 I like how bella confusedly looks at Chris when he said the cat call pun
How is that a pun?
@@oconnorwilliam01 ask Chris hes the one who made up the cat call pun
@@Enzi_Meteori_902 ???
@@oconnorwilliam01 bro didnt watch even the beginning of the video
@@Enzi_Meteori_902 I did
Ralph at 0:55 is just perfect, like “you WILL pay for this”
U right!😂
I love ur channel, this is one of my favorite videos. Purr-anormal Cattivity. LOL.🤣💗
Damn, this video is PURR-FECT!
YES IT'S PURRFECT
You have a crazy laugh!! I love it. Especially the cat-ass-trohpy.
He sounds like he just killed a man and laughing about it
Yeah sort of which is terrifying
Seriously though he laughed harder than expected at those
The joker?
Is that a death note reference
I watched this video every day and it cracks me up😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:35 Hmmm yes its a "purranormal cativity" indeed lol
you mean 1:45
Jeffrey
This video is wonderful. A lot of the puns are actually good.
Absolutely purrfect
The last one got me laughing on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Let’s go...
*CAT LOVERS!?*
🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱
@Dina Samuel we shall
Me
"although Bella might be pure-bred, i think Ralph's in-bread"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Abyss
That’s the best one! 😂 or in this case, the worst? 🤣
Uhh... Please re-read the sentence. It's Ralph not Ralp.
@@IDespratelyNeedCoffee sorry... its ok now
@@softy107 yeah it's ok
The 'cat-ass-trophy' one was the best❤️
yup
Don’t worry I was laughing the whole time. I love your videos and the cats
1:57 Chris is now evil cat lover THAT LUAGH
This is literally the funniest this I have ever seen in my entire life and nothing will ever top it. I love this so much oh my gosh
This video makes me feel better while doing online classes and have a mount Everest made out of homework.
The cat-ass-trophy one got me! 🤣
Chris has officially lost his sanity! Probably from being cooped up in his house.
Haven’t we all?
Yep this is what happens when you don’t go outside for a year.
I love how Reggie's tail wags because you can't see his eyes. Very cute. RIP Forever and ever sweet prince.
**prince
@@LitoMike It was Princes, plural, to represent both Reggie and Tom, not Princess.
But where's Reggie?
@@olie9862 Cat heaven
the way the laughs progressed i’d gold
Half asleep Chris really made the best video and entertaining one with cats! His bread cat jokes never will get old!😂
Okay. The cat-ass-trophy was just purr-fect, IMHO.
If you a cat lover you welcome to my channel❤❤
"Bella may be pure bred but Ralph is in bread" Had me dying 😂
Chris' laugh is golden
cats: *confused and bamboozled*
Chris: (punning)
1:45 Tom is still with you...
❤
Rip Tom at least his ghost is still here
1:43 It's Ghost Tom!!
The rug life one quite literally made me cry
If you a cat lover you welcome to my channel❤❤
HAC: so there is a tiger loaf, a bloomer, there's a farmhouse loaf, *and a bella loaf*
2:10 was so sad
Genuine laughter just makes my day. And you officially have the most docile cats ever.
😐
That's tom right there looking at us lol 1:45
Tom
:(
It's Tom's ghost
@@cheseofficial1476 Maybe :(
Tommy
I love these! I find Chris's laugh so amusing. This is hilarious
2:07 the rings around reggie and tom: 😢❤😢❤😢❤😢❤😢❤😢
Rip
Hearing chris trying to break out of his accent to say "Izzit" killed me
Ralph and Belle are like “Oh no, dad jokes.” Or should I say “cat” jokes.” XD
*badum tss*
Cringe
I genuinely genuinely liked this XD
This got me wheezing like hell for some reason 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chris will always never fail to amaze me ❤
Chris’s laughs are so maniacal... I LOVE IT😺😽
I've never heard Chris laugh this much
0:55 the fusion of Ralph and Bella.
The last one broke me, hilarious video.
Don’t worry Chris, my laugh also sounds evil
Cat-ass-trophy got me 😂
1:44 The spirits of Tom will still be there,
Ghost Tom,
And Tom is still with you.
0:51 Definitely my favorite. Ralph's face got me dying.
To everyone who's gonna say there early, youre not early, You're on time!!!!
poggers
awesome
I think o have seen this coment on a nother channel aekward
@@kenomadasucross7535 same
Exactly
1:11 Bella had a cat scan...
I have such mixed feeling here.
I laughed so hard I nearly cried. And cringed with them on pajamas.
Nicely done! We all love a pun..👍
There weren’t enough downtimes between jokes. I had to…
PAWS!