Thank you all for your tremendous puns on Instagram and Twitter! Follow me there at @missmalindakat to participate in whacky songs in the future! DC!!! COME SEE MY LIVE SHOW IT WOULD MEAN EVERYTHING!! bit.ly/2TJaJCu
"I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work." This was the one that really cracked me up the most, and I know it probably shouldn't have. XD
Beverly Kell Another unemployed guy over here , I was going to do a word play with "ployed" and shovels and stuff, but I do NOT have solid grounds for any.
I told someone the sodium joke and his immediate reaction was, "K, I'll make one about potassium. Edit: How are y'all so funny in the replies? I envy y'all and your comedic prowess
"You can never trust an atom, they make up everything" My brother named Adam listening: are they talking about me???? Me: NOT THAT KIND OF A- you know what, I'm not gonna even
My friend had a dream he was a race car. Guess you could say it was an auto-body experience I used to want to be a banker, but I lost interest I wanted a brain transplant. I changed my mind. I asked a French guy if he played video games. He said Wii.
This song is easy to get lost in, because it's so a-MAZE-ing. Yes I just went there. Haven't found my way back yet, though. 4 likes, no views, wow. Usually I get here after it's already happened, this the first time I've actually witnessed RUclips being drunk.
@@quanticansh - For full transparency, I have to actually give credit to my high school English teacher. Every day, he would write some funny pun or English-themed joke on the chalkboard. I jotted down the ones I liked best and the above was one of those! So, credit does not go to GA...it belongs to Mr. John Monsell, Chief Logan High School, Mifflin County PA (1988).
This song is egg-cellent. I’d *shell* out money to see a sequel. But that would probably be *hard (boiled)* and would *scramble* your thoughts. Y-okay then.
I was born a man in a woman's body but I was held back from becoming myself, so I'd trans late Iunno what to tell you, making puns up on the spot is cardio surgery. I mean it's heart work. Typing this on a phone, so I better keep it short, because like the new Star Wars movies, the reception is bad.
* This is not an original comment this is for the people who bitch about unoriginal comments * What do you do with a sick chemist: You can Curium, but if you can’t Helium, you Barium.
@@magmamusic2348 no, it's a riff off of a song from mulan called "I'll make a man out of you" the original lyrics: let's get down to business, to defeat, the HUNS, did they send me daughters? When I asked for suns?! If you don't know the story of Mulan you should look it up, it's pretty good, the original Disney cartoon using too bad either
Is this song full of Berylium, Gold and Titanium? Because it's *Be-Au-Ti-ful!* (When you love puns, but also are a chemistry freak) Edit: Guys, thank you so much for all the likes! That's my most liked comment yet)
Song: **exists** Chat Noir, Sans and Danny Phantom: **happy pun noises** Patton Sanders, Yang Xiao Long, Barbara Dunkelmann and every dad out there: **happier pun noises**
It’s really funny, it’s all going *a-chord-ing* to plan. You should add more skeleton puns, they’ve got *tibia* amazing. Man, this is so cheesy, but the puns are *grate.* Maybe you would do a lion pun, but nah, that’s no *mane’s* land. I guess you could make a pun about ice, but maybe it wouldn’t be *cool* enough Some people make constant wheel puns. I guess you could say they’re *on a roll.* Maybe don’t do glass puns, they’re really *pane-ful* to hear. They’re definitely not your *window* to fame. Try some fishing puns, they’re the *reel* deal. Perhaps some digging jokes, but I’ll warn you, they’re a *hole* thing. Cat jokes might be *purrfect* for this, but I’m not really *feline* it. You could make some firewood jokes, but you’d *burn* through them pretty quick. But, those jokes are so common you could even say *they grow on trees.*
Malinda: * makes a song about puns * Sans from Undertale, dads & me who likes to tell puns that are probably not PUNNY: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN*
Isn't Sans more of the prankster of the two bros? Papyrus between the two makes more puns during his phonecalls, and even in his intro sequence, the paper-named skeleton cracks one right in response to the serifless skeleton.
I would make a pun, but I can think of nun You, the player, who completed genocide and deleted their local save data to earase what they had done, feel your sins crawling on your back!
Tibia honest, if I was a skeleton, I wouldn't give you a comeback because I wouldn't have the guts. I know i''m bonely. I'm chatting with you know with my telebone right now.
❤️❤️❤️ a friend of ours who just passed away two weeks ago always shared puns on fb (and in person)... It was his thing. I just shared this video on his page for family and friends. Thanks for this!
Tired from digging coal all day, a young man stepped into a Bar. He said to the bartender, "Give me a beer." Bartender said, "No, absolutely not!" Furious, the young man said, "Why the heck can't I have a drink?" Bartender said, "Sorry, we don't service minors."
Oh Malinda, welcome to the rewords of being punny! I feel your tree jokes didn’t quite get to the root of the problem though. Oak, eh, I’m sure you’re sycamore of these, so please take the ‘elm and branch out!
I bought my friend a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it. I have another one: How did Harry Potter go down the hill? He ran. J.K Rowling. Guess what I have more: What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? D’-you-think-he-saw-us
Thank you all for your tremendous puns on Instagram and Twitter! Follow me there at @missmalindakat to participate in whacky songs in the future!
DC!!! COME SEE MY LIVE SHOW IT WOULD MEAN EVERYTHING!! bit.ly/2TJaJCu
*why must this song pun-ish me?*
This just made my day! It’s so ridiculous but beautifully so.
Somebody been reading Technology Connections twitter lately? lol
Hiiiii
Please tell me this song will be in Spotify
This song: *exists*
Dads: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN
Yes, very much so...
oh my gosh yes
Me: *proceeds to tell every single pun to my family*
Charles The French?
@@gracey8442 That's what I thought lol
I've never both hated and loved a song so much at the same time
First time here,bud?
Same
What is there to hate? This song is purrfect. I have a new cat-alog of puns to use meow.
Statehumans?
Calzoneifornia considers this song to be cruel and unusual pun-ishment.
I did not know it was possible to cringe, smile, and laugh all at once.
Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies!
Two of those are already associated.
The only comment that isnt a pun
Oh but it is... And it is both wonderful and horrible at the same time.
Same
I love how “they’re unbearable” isn’t even a pun but if there’s a picture of a bear then it still counts
Lol
Yeah some of these "puns" are actually visual gags
cutest bears ever, though!
“Ok I’ll stop now but before I go”
4 minutes left to the song
You know what is the benefit of a live show? You don't see how much time left!
plarq
Ok nice but I don’t remember asking
Lol
I was reading this as she said it.
@@EmeraldBat67 lol me too
"I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work."
This was the one that really cracked me up the most, and I know it probably shouldn't have. XD
It _cracked_ you up. Now, you must be _broke,_ like those unemployed
yeah, I know.
@@bsmith6784 Okay but... why are you all so EGGcelent at making TEARible puns that CRACK me up?
So you're an egg?
I'm unemployed .. I still laughed XD
Beverly Kell Another unemployed guy over here , I was going to do a word play with "ployed" and shovels and stuff, but I do NOT have solid grounds for any.
"Ugh, I sued the airport because they accidentally got rid of my luggage."
"Did you win?"
"Nah, I lost the *case."*
XD
LOL xDDDDDD
That's not *cool* of them to be so *cold-hearted*
@@WoodlouseChucker Yeah it was a bit *icy* to give them the *cold* shoulder
I bet you looked pretty fly at the court
As a dad, I really enjoyed this song. I appreciate the effort to bring a smile during this pun-demic
I told someone the sodium joke and his immediate reaction was, "K, I'll make one about potassium.
Edit: How are y'all so funny in the replies? I envy y'all and your comedic prowess
Oh, that was a perfect comeback
Savannah Westover indeed
@@OpRaven-62 Hello Officer.
Can you find my dad?
He's been a wafer for to long
“Have you ever tried blindfolded archery, you don’t know what you’re missing”
You don’t know what you’re hitting either
the archer's hurlfriend
sounds like a shot in the dark
"Jokes about skeletons aren't very humorous"
sans: *am I a joke to you?*
I don't like this one, it Hit me real hard.
could be a person
I was going to make a joke about pancakes, but it would just fall flat.
you flournderd that one
You butter stop
Honestly, these puns are really crepe.
youre just MILKing this joke
Edit: spelling
Oh my gosh, you guys! You are going to make me FLIP!
(EDIT: grammar error)
"Puns are just like paper they're tear-ible"
I... *wheeze* ...cant..
same!
I forgot that I even posted this
293 likes
Wow
I honestly thought the fist comment said shame
My sister came over to see what I was listening to and heard this one. She did a facepalm and walked away while I continued singing it to her lol
@@coacobird lol
I entered ten of of these puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win.
No pun in ten did.
That is literally something my dad would say. Meaning it is hilarious and amazing. Well done
Love this XD
I know that one. Nice job.
moosefishman180 hoping PUN would win ;)
why did that take me so long to understand 😂
This song felt like it would easily fit into a phineas and ferb episode, that's a good thing
Andrew Bond Oml true
What about undertale
@@rabiiess Undertale songs have no vocal lyrics
@@Blaze23124 yes but as an instrumental, or maybe an anime/cartoon opening but idk you do you
Omg that's qhat I thought!
I'm not a blender, but I got mixed feelings about this music.
Celso de Sá ᒪOᒪ
i would like this comment but it has exactly 200 likes...
and i want to post a pun about this song...but i got nun
Lll
whY
*you -.-*
666 likes
"You can never trust an atom, they make up everything"
My brother named Adam listening: are they talking about me????
Me: NOT THAT KIND OF A- you know what, I'm not gonna even
Adam was a trash bin in the corner.
My friend had a dream he was a race car. Guess you could say it was an auto-body experience
I used to want to be a banker, but I lost interest
I wanted a brain transplant. I changed my mind.
I asked a French guy if he played video games. He said Wii.
good ones
i got one of them
Why the f*ck does this comment have lower likes than a hundred? This deserves thousands!!!
e
Lol i make lots of puns in kids game to be their dad and annoy them
I played this song for my cat. She started meowing to certain parts of it. That was quite a-mew-sing.
Purrfectly done.
These puns are clawesome. tabby honest, I wouldn’t have thought of them myself! Pawesome work, everyone.
Good job guys on making sophisti-cat-ed puns in this sections
Lᴏʟ
Are you CATering for any parties? It’s my purrthday
This song is easy to get lost in, because it's so a-MAZE-ing.
Yes I just went there. Haven't found my way back yet, though.
4 likes, no views, wow. Usually I get here after it's already happened, this the first time I've actually witnessed RUclips being drunk.
Nice job. 😂
@@brunomcleod Thank Ewe.
@TheFooxy Foox please don't.
or a-maize-ing
@@FulcrumAhsokaTano Sorry, that joke was just too corny
"I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but , honestly none of them WORK"
Malinda
Bread is like the sun
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist
I was going to tell a time travel joke but you guys didn't like it.
That is a good one
Ok, that was actually really good
Lol
AHHHH-
I woke up my parents laughing so loud I hope your happy
The perfect video doesn't exis-
MALINDA: Here's a song made up of puns.
You might say it's the pun-nacle of videos.
It's like a cat: purr-fact.
@@Streunekater We got the MEOWst of it
@Crocoshark \@miles of magic-that's a scratch of watts to come
1300th like sooooo satisfying
Can we just appreciate how talented she is? She is amazing at singing, writing music, and playing the guitar. WOW!
I'm fairly sure it's a uke but you're right! It's very impressive :)
"How many puns can you put into a song?"
Her: yes
EDIT: Holy shit, 2.2k likes! Thank you everyone!
Her has a name, but k... i guess...
It’s malinda
Lovre Brnas wow i wantend to say that
I love that most of the replies to this awesome comment are just corrections. I bet the person who commented must LOVE that.
I wanted to like this comment but it had 666...
why make a joke about sodium, as it could be taken as an in-salt.
You just had to pepper that one in, didn't you?
That one is Na-turally Cl-ever!
Why that is so tru they are Barking up the wrong tree
@@LukenUSee BRUH
I had a joke, but it’s sodium funny I can’t say it!
...this may be one of the greatest things you've ever made.
It aMAZEing right
What did the grape say when he was stepped on?
Nothing he just let out a little wine 😂
Why
**Whyne*
@@lolamunchkin9504 lol
😂🤣✨🤣😂🤣😂🤣✨🎉🎊✨
Candle: hmmm kinky
Girlfriend: “Whats your favourite song”
Me: “Ah- erm, its complicated”
Complicated you say..
ruclips.net/video/5NPBIwQyPWE/видео.html
@@anghuthachahp3119 really expected a rick roll there
@@anghuthachahp3119 Great Joke
Have you listened to "My OCD" ? It is a fantastic song
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was very tense.
that's a google assistant joke for sure lol
@@quanticansh - For full transparency, I have to actually give credit to my high school English teacher. Every day, he would write some funny pun or English-themed joke on the chalkboard. I jotted down the ones I liked best and the above was one of those! So, credit does not go to GA...it belongs to Mr. John Monsell, Chief Logan High School, Mifflin County PA (1988).
If they were all there, shouldn’t you say, “it was every tense”?
an old groucho Marx joke-"doc you gotta help me, sometimes i think im a teepee, and sometimes i think i'm a wigwam" "calm down, you are too tents."
This song is egg-cellent.
I’d *shell* out money to see a sequel.
But that would probably be *hard (boiled)* and would *scramble* your thoughts.
Y-okay then.
You people will always find a way to milk those puns.
I have a beef with that.
@@theravenmonarch9441 the soup pulls out an umbrella inside cause it's not souperstitious
This is the best comment it needs more likes!!
@@ethson6915 I know right?
I would make a pun here but that would hawkward. And on top of that I'm late.
"Have you ever tried blindfold archery? You don't know what you're missing."
Lol well you don't know what you're hitting either.
TITANIC
Oh sorry I thought it was a good ice breaker.
Lol
I might hold on to that joke... And I'll never let go Jack... I mean Adaaam!!!
@@chrisdriver7776 It may not bother Elsa but Papyrus will not be happy to meet you first time in forever
👏..
I sat at my desk for like a whole minute laughing this is amazing
I remember the last thing my father said before he kicked the bucket, it was:
*”HEY HOW FAR DO YA THINK I CAN KICK THIS BUCKET?!”*
English teacher: Spell underrated
Me : M-A-L-I-N-D-A
Me: 100% score!
SPELLED WITH AN A!
The dislikes are people who have been traumatized by dad jokes, stay strong, you'll get through it
Would love to see this go through google translate, but I don't think the puns would translate well
its even hard to understand all the puns when you're not native english speaking.. (like me)
but i got the most.
@@Morgain85 Then google translate would just add an extra level of fun for that confusion XD
I was born a man in a woman's body but I was held back from becoming myself, so I'd trans late
Iunno what to tell you, making puns up on the spot is cardio surgery. I mean it's heart work.
Typing this on a phone, so I better keep it short, because like the new Star Wars movies, the reception is bad.
Yes! That’s what I said! It needs to happen...
MorgainTheFey who h ones did you not get? I understood all of them, I can help.
My friend: Why are you laughing at a tree
Me: Oh, you WOOD-n’t get it
That's a dogwood tree, right? You can tell by its bark.
*SLOW CLAPPIN'*..................… lol!
Hey sans
@@ad-skyobsidion4267 yep THATS him alright
@@ad-skyobsidion4267 wait....that isnt me....
The official song of dads everywhere
I just sent this video in a text message to my dad, to be honest.
I know he's gonna love it.
@@catluvr2 me too 😂
Did you hear about the Shoe Factory disaster? A Real tragedy. 100 Soles were lost.
How many were injured? I hope they get heeled soon.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You barium:)
Blame my chemistry teacher for that one😂😂
Well at least make the effort to curium before he dies :P
xFlipsyx bruh😂😂
* This is not an original comment this is for the people who bitch about unoriginal comments *
What do you do with a sick chemist:
You can Curium, but if you can’t Helium, you Barium.
If u can’t helium and u can’t curium
you BARIUM!
My science teacher is punny too!
as one of those crazy people who genuinely enjoys puns, this was perfect
I'd actually not heard of two of these puns before. Got 'em now!
Nu it's purr-fect
Yea I enjoy it alot (I was thinking of a pun but then I did not have any)(well you thought that one was gonna be a pun huh)(that one two right)
I also LOVE puns sans the skeleton is my favorite character of all time
Me too
Every dad ever (and quite a few others): "Sing us the song of our people!"
*Sans has joined the chat.*
*Papyrus has left the chat with a note saying: NYEH-VER TO RETURN AGAIN*
I resemble that remark.
I am one of those others
*Sans Undertale has joined the chat*
0:24 That animation and physical reaction worked so well
I feel like using 'defeat' rather than 'de-feet' is a missed opportunity.
It's that joke from Penguins Of Madagascar
A misstep, if you will.
@@magmamusic2348 "I do not want to suck seed! I want to win!"
These jokes have no grounds to stand on! 😁
@@magmamusic2348 no, it's a riff off of a song from mulan called "I'll make a man out of you" the original lyrics: let's get down to business, to defeat, the HUNS, did they send me daughters? When I asked for suns?!
If you don't know the story of Mulan you should look it up, it's pretty good, the original Disney cartoon using too bad either
2:42
Jokes about skeletons ARE very humorous.
That's why it's COMIC Sans.
I hope you don't cringe a skele-ton.
**Papyrus has left the chat.**
TIBIA honest, your puns could use a FEMUR adjustments.
This comment really *cracked* me up
Lol
@Looped Rap UlnaO! The AUs joined! Well, tibia honest I didn't expect anything else from the Fangirls
I love how many comments are about Undertale on this video X3
Me in my English class:
"Puns are just like paper, they're tear-able. Oh, make it stop, they're unbearable.."
Papercuts 😂
2:13 really should become a meme format
Pun Song: exsists*
**Papyrus has left the chat**
**Sans has joined the chat**
thank you
*SANS HAS JOINED THE CHAT*
I commented one of Sans's puns! Glad I'm not the only one here that loves Undertale!
Papyrus: "sans, did you write this song?"
Me: I can't seem to find a song to cure my depressi-
Her/RUclips recommendations: wanna bet?
True
Everyone else: writing puns
Me: "I wonder what life would be like if there were 10 Malinda."
"Have you ever tried blindfolded archery"
Wei Wuxian: been there done that
XD I appreaciated this comment.
"Oh boiling water, you will be mist (missed)."
Shoto Todoroki: Not to me.
That's what I thought too!
ahhh so a man of culture I see.
@@Rohan-lh5je Bessie's a man? Cutest damn man I've ever seen.
@@etonbachs4226 dammit you got me
Todoroki is *lit*
"Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?
You don't know what you're missing!" - i didn't know this one and I had to pause to lol
Is this song full of Berylium, Gold and Titanium? Because it's *Be-Au-Ti-ful!*
(When you love puns, but also are a chemistry freak)
Edit: Guys, thank you so much for all the likes! That's my most liked comment yet)
I'd slam my hands on the table in laughter but it's on a rotating platform passing me by in even intervals...
That joke seemed like it was made of cobalt, radon and yttrium. It was so CoRnY
😂😂😂
I have never hated a pun so good ever in my life and i'm confused
Xd I feel sorry for you,I’m not really a chemistry freak but- dID yOU knOW tHAt iF a tARAntULA fALLs frOM a hEIghT 5 or 2 feET taLL thEY wOULd dIE?-
At the young age of 25, I have officially found my favorite song.
At the age at 9 I found my favourite song ruclips.net/video/LtqBt3RbZfs/видео.html
Is your favorite Disney princess,
Ra-pun-zel
Oh god
Yes... Yes it is...
Omg wow
... If she didn't put the Mulan references... Maybe
Oh no
The sponsors' code should have been "10MEALinda"
Brilliant. 😏
Yasss
Still spelled with an A! :D
Dude: why are you boiling water
Other dude: I'm making holy water
Dude:how is that making holy water
Other dude:I'm boiling the hell out of it
The HELL out of it
Quality comment right here 👌
I love this comment
Glad i’m not the only one who knows this ancient vine
Lol this is somthi g I never knew in needed in my life
You know that you’ve reached pure dad level when you laugh at this.
Did you hear about the cow jumping over the wired fence?
It was an udder disaster.
That was shocking
A pun song: *exists*
Sans: Write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN
Yes. Fuck yes.
Yeah dude😂😂😂😂👌🏻
YES UNDERTALE FTW
Yes yes
papyrus: *runs to Undyne's screaming*
Song: **exists**
Chat Noir, Sans and Danny Phantom: **happy pun noises**
Patton Sanders, Yang Xiao Long, Barbara Dunkelmann and every dad out there: **happier pun noises**
Add Patton Sanders
Yesss so true omg
Add Yang Xiao Long and Barbara Dunkelmann.
Can't forget our dads :D
YES SANDERS SIDES!
This sound was a ground breaking invention, just like shovels!
Malinda: "Let's defeat puns"
Also Malinda: *Sings a song using only puns*
I just imagine Sans laughing hysterically and Papyrus have a mental break down
Yea im sans in this situation (:
It breaks Papyrus' *funny bone.*
@@teraspeXt Papyrus: NO NOT YOU TOO HUMAN!
@@yumikoizukidazaiswaifu4017 same
Yes yes
Sans loves it a skeleton
Papyrus, on the other hand, does not like them
At all
This reminds me of the time in high school I wrote an essay on puns, in puns. It was senior year
What grade did you get for it?
MinaLaFrare since it met the requirements, I got either a low A or a high B. It’s been two years so I don’t remember which
@@rainbowbutterflyfan Mkay, cool.
Books, Broadway And BTS thank you 😁
Thanks for giving me this idea. My teacher wouldn't approve of it tho
1:16
Nun is just the letter n doing a cartwheel
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
I take offense to that comment. Dyslexic are teople poo!
A blind man walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. Someone help him before he hurts himself.
@@arnerademacker8548 Unless he's named Matt Murdoch...
@@shahiqyarbouti2635 I am dyslexic and I genuinely thought it said people too to the first time I looked
that moment when you have dilexics
sry that was a little insensitive
a guy with dyslexia that i know says that so
The likes: all the dads
The dislikes: all their kids
lol This is the opposite for me.
There’s going to be a lot of gay dads or nonexistent children
Panic Panda 9994 I have no dad and I love puns
Panic Panda 9994 I’m a kid
Somangiscute same 😂
CEO of dad jokes: hmmmm we need an anthem
*this song comes out*
CEO of dad jokes : we have a winner!!
Edit: thanks for 1k ❤️❤️
Dad Joke Squad: *Yes*
Yess
Actually they would take all the puns that say puns are bad. DDDDDDUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH......
*sans was the judge*
*CEO of dads:* this is eggcelent 🥚
1:27 Pauses to sigh in a melancholy way 🤭
It’s really funny, it’s all going *a-chord-ing* to plan.
You should add more skeleton puns, they’ve got *tibia* amazing.
Man, this is so cheesy, but the puns are *grate.*
Maybe you would do a lion pun, but nah, that’s no *mane’s* land.
I guess you could make a pun about ice, but maybe it wouldn’t be *cool* enough
Some people make constant wheel puns. I guess you could say they’re *on a roll.*
Maybe don’t do glass puns, they’re really *pane-ful* to hear. They’re definitely not your *window* to fame.
Try some fishing puns, they’re the *reel* deal.
Perhaps some digging jokes, but I’ll warn you, they’re a *hole* thing.
Cat jokes might be *purrfect* for this, but I’m not really *feline* it.
You could make some firewood jokes, but you’d *burn* through them pretty quick. But, those jokes are so common you could even say *they grow on trees.*
Yes.
This just made my day so much better
This deserves more likes
👏👏👏
Ha 69th like!
"Let's get down to business to defeat the puns" HAHAHAH I recognized the inspiration instantly! You're awesome, Malinda
i was hoping for a long dark of the shoe reference.
@Avatar Avatar "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" by Mulan. The first line is "let's get down to business to defeat the huns"
Mulan
Here before the comments are filled with *puns*
Don't worry about that, they'll comment go.
I know and you know there will be way more cheesy ones than gouda ones 🙄
But you know those cheesy punsters. They just do not give edam.
I’m here for the comment puns
Stop these cheese puns i camembert it anymore 😭
Malinda: * makes a song about puns *
Sans from Undertale, dads & me who likes to tell puns that are probably not PUNNY: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN*
Sans: yas
Papyrus: NO!
Sans: *expression "I'll use this to destroy your life"* yas.
Papyrus: SANS, NO.
Sans: sans yes.
Isn't Sans more of the prankster of the two bros? Papyrus between the two makes more puns during his phonecalls, and even in his intro sequence, the paper-named skeleton cracks one right in response to the serifless skeleton.
*S A N S Y E S*
Yes.
@@danwar2489 yup
lol
Jokes about skeletons are twice as humerus then other jokes
Sans: -Y E S-
I'm sorry for my Undertale ref.
Sans would love this lol
@@TeamTDMInnit SANS
Meh I would make one but I don't have the *guts* incase I copy someone
I would make a pun, but I can think of nun
You, the player, who completed genocide and deleted their local save data to earase what they had done, feel your sins crawling on your back!
Attention employees: Don't go into the break room. Everything is already broken.
well, I break the rulers so this might be my thing! :)
Cleanup on the break room
CLEAN UP ON AISLE FOUR!!
1:11 she is holding a nun hostage!
"Jokes about skeletons aren't very humorous"
Sans want to know your location
Guess he has a BONE to pick with her for that one
@AliyahA 25614 2:42
Lol
Tibia honest, if I was a skeleton, I wouldn't give you a comeback because I wouldn't have the guts. I know i''m bonely. I'm chatting with you know with my telebone right now.
Sans is proud
ruclips.net/video/dkKakm3sVbU/видео.html :D
"Lets get down to business to defeat the puns"
*- Creates Puns -*
As someone who absolutely LOVES puns,
*This was a masterpeice*
So true, it's pure art!
Count me in! 1, 2, 3...
Right.
...Right?
This? You meant this person liking puns?
Not gramatically perfect, I'd say ;)
Well. Thats just a part of the puzzle
I will never understand why people hate puns. They're hilarious.
You need an appreciation of the English language to find puns hilarious. Which means that pun lovers are intelligent. 🤓
Mountains are funny because they are hill areas
I came here for the puns, they did not disappoint.
This is literally my spirit song
I must be on an elevator when i listened to this coz this really lift my spirits 🍵
This is an underrated style of punning/wordplay! It makes my heart rise to see this comment
Lol British talk I love that it's being used
*Papyrus has left the chat*
Sans has entered the chat
Papyrus lol
@What Is Theis? can you stop being so PUNNY?
@What Is Theis? I was actually gonna make a joke about construction to add on to your puns, but I'm still working on it.
Sans: *Happy skeleton noises*
❤️❤️❤️ a friend of ours who just passed away two weeks ago always shared puns on fb (and in person)... It was his thing. I just shared this video on his page for family and friends. Thanks for this!
You missed the opportunity to say “10 Free Meal-indas”
It would make people more likely to misspell her name and mess up their discount.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar.
It was tense.
Tired from digging coal all day, a young man stepped into a Bar.
He said to the bartender, "Give me a beer."
Bartender said, "No, absolutely not!"
Furious, the young man said, "Why the heck can't I have a drink?"
Bartender said, "Sorry, we don't service minors."
“Puns are the devils work”
Sans: Your about to have a REALLY bad time.
Yep!
You’re
yes
XD I love that
Character:Nah *COMEDIAN* stabby stab!
1:50 I'ma use that one
Ok but her voice when she says "but puns are the devil's work" sounds like it's out of a rock classic
Oh Malinda, welcome to the rewords of being punny!
I feel your tree jokes didn’t quite get to the root of the problem though. Oak, eh, I’m sure you’re sycamore of these, so please take the ‘elm and branch out!
James Humphrey I’m hanging onto your every word!
Mr. Humphrey, you have me stumped beyond belief. But then, its late and I'm pining for rest.
Make like a tree.... and get OUTTA HERE. 😎
I don't like the punny one I always thought that pun needs to be punish (I said this before this video came out)
She couldn't seed the opportunitys
I bought my friend a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
I have another one:
How did Harry Potter go down the hill?
He ran.
J.K Rowling.
Guess what I have more:
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
D’-you-think-he-saw-us
Good ones. Good ones indeed
@@lara_spithfire no
I don't get the Harry Potter one
@@user-zb8ne6lu6j The writer of Harry Potter is: J.K Rowling.
jk stands for just kidding.
The writer’s name is pronounced J.K rolling.
@@constellations_0 OHHHH
3:38
Malinda: Why must this song pun-ish (punish) me so?
Also Malinda: **Is dancing and is smiling, enjoying the song she sings **
She should wear a tuxedo. They really suit her.
Too bad I’m not a banana or else I would find this song a-peal-ing
~_~
Orange you glad your not a banana
Sorry, my reply was so funny, I'm s-peach-less
I'm berry funny
Look I'll stop, I know my puns aren't very a-peel-ing
"Dam!!"
Me:*PERCY JACKSON LAUGH*
*Dam.*
*joins you laughing in Percy Jackson*
Dam that's a good one!
YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
I love these dam fries.