A song made entirely of PUNS

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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @Malinda
    @Malinda  5 лет назад +3505

    Thank you all for your tremendous puns on Instagram and Twitter! Follow me there at @missmalindakat to participate in whacky songs in the future!
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    • @imworthless3204
      @imworthless3204 5 лет назад +18

      *why must this song pun-ish me?*

    • @CinematicInsanity
      @CinematicInsanity 5 лет назад +10

      This just made my day! It’s so ridiculous but beautifully so.

    • @jur4x
      @jur4x 5 лет назад +5

      Somebody been reading Technology Connections twitter lately? lol

    • @bingussussy4757
      @bingussussy4757 5 лет назад +3

      Hiiiii

    • @guilhermepaulino4841
      @guilhermepaulino4841 5 лет назад +8

      Please tell me this song will be in Spotify

  • @leonlebail
    @leonlebail 5 лет назад +7664

    This song: *exists*
    Dads: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @jyavant
    @jyavant 5 лет назад +2715

    I did not know it was possible to cringe, smile, and laugh all at once.

  • @rainbow_zone
    @rainbow_zone 4 года назад +2565

    I've never both hated and loved a song so much at the same time

    • @bennypinto
      @bennypinto 4 года назад +25

      First time here,bud?

    • @serenity_gone8990
      @serenity_gone8990 4 года назад +4

      Same

    • @annakuti3455
      @annakuti3455 4 года назад +68

      What is there to hate? This song is purrfect. I have a new cat-alog of puns to use meow.

    • @anotherperson7362
      @anotherperson7362 4 года назад +5

      Statehumans?

    • @elwoodblues9613
      @elwoodblues9613 4 года назад +12

      Calzoneifornia considers this song to be cruel and unusual pun-ishment.

  • @pian816
    @pian816 4 года назад +1422

    "Ugh, I sued the airport because they accidentally got rid of my luggage."
    "Did you win?"
    "Nah, I lost the *case."*

  • @cyan789
    @cyan789 5 лет назад +1309

    I was going to make a joke about pancakes, but it would just fall flat.

  • @revenant9382
    @revenant9382 5 лет назад +1012

    “Ok I’ll stop now but before I go”
    4 minutes left to the song

    • @Retroist2024
      @Retroist2024 5 лет назад +5

      You know what is the benefit of a live show? You don't see how much time left!

    • @revenant9382
      @revenant9382 5 лет назад

      plarq
      Ok nice but I don’t remember asking

    • @ricardozk
      @ricardozk 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @EmeraldBat67
      @EmeraldBat67 5 лет назад

      I was reading this as she said it.

    • @ricardozk
      @ricardozk 5 лет назад

      @@EmeraldBat67 lol me too

  • @malderolo
    @malderolo 5 лет назад +656

    "I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work."
    This was the one that really cracked me up the most, and I know it probably shouldn't have. XD

    • @bsmith6784
      @bsmith6784 5 лет назад +29

      It _cracked_ you up. Now, you must be _broke,_ like those unemployed
      yeah, I know.

    • @SaplingofSpunk
      @SaplingofSpunk 5 лет назад +18

      @@bsmith6784 Okay but... why are you all so EGGcelent at making TEARible puns that CRACK me up?

    • @quodekash6266
      @quodekash6266 5 лет назад +3

      So you're an egg?

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 4 года назад +1

      I'm unemployed .. I still laughed XD

    • @danballe
      @danballe 4 года назад

      Beverly Kell Another unemployed guy over here , I was going to do a word play with "ployed" and shovels and stuff, but I do NOT have solid grounds for any.

  • @samanthaangeli7851
    @samanthaangeli7851 3 года назад +372

    I love how “they’re unbearable” isn’t even a pun but if there’s a picture of a bear then it still counts

  • @demonspawn5797
    @demonspawn5797 4 года назад +963

    “Have you ever tried blindfolded archery, you don’t know what you’re missing”
    You don’t know what you’re hitting either

    • @TPNsBiggestFan
      @TPNsBiggestFan 4 года назад +15

      the archer's hurlfriend

    • @joemamacaprisun
      @joemamacaprisun 3 года назад +30

      sounds like a shot in the dark

    • @youseinokiri
      @youseinokiri 3 года назад +16

      "Jokes about skeletons aren't very humorous"
      sans: *am I a joke to you?*

    • @belalabusultan5911
      @belalabusultan5911 3 года назад +7

      I don't like this one, it Hit me real hard.

    • @mustardcat8
      @mustardcat8 3 года назад +4

      could be a person

  • @moosefishman180
    @moosefishman180 4 года назад +970

    I entered ten of of these puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win.
    No pun in ten did.

    • @quodekash6266
      @quodekash6266 4 года назад +48

      That is literally something my dad would say. Meaning it is hilarious and amazing. Well done

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 4 года назад +14

      Love this XD

    • @ashlees.fantasies
      @ashlees.fantasies 4 года назад +12

      I know that one. Nice job.

    • @simp2534
      @simp2534 4 года назад +10

      moosefishman180 hoping PUN would win ;)

    • @tagtube420
      @tagtube420 4 года назад +11

      why did that take me so long to understand 😂

  • @andrewbond1552
    @andrewbond1552 4 года назад +485

    This song felt like it would easily fit into a phineas and ferb episode, that's a good thing

    • @lemoncardboard3270
      @lemoncardboard3270 4 года назад +4

      Andrew Bond Oml true

    • @rabiiess
      @rabiiess 4 года назад +4

      What about undertale

    • @Blaze23124
      @Blaze23124 4 года назад +3

      @@rabiiess Undertale songs have no vocal lyrics

    • @rabiiess
      @rabiiess 4 года назад +3

      @@Blaze23124 yes but as an instrumental, or maybe an anime/cartoon opening but idk you do you

    • @kiricamel
      @kiricamel 4 года назад +1

      Omg that's qhat I thought!

  • @141lucky141
    @141lucky141 3 года назад +181

    As a dad, I really enjoyed this song. I appreciate the effort to bring a smile during this pun-demic

  • @milesofmagic6730
    @milesofmagic6730 5 лет назад +2204

    The perfect video doesn't exis-
    MALINDA: Here's a song made up of puns.

    • @cryofpaine
      @cryofpaine 5 лет назад +22

      You might say it's the pun-nacle of videos.

    • @Streunekater
      @Streunekater 5 лет назад +18

      It's like a cat: purr-fact.

    • @milesofmagic6730
      @milesofmagic6730 5 лет назад +14

      @@Streunekater We got the MEOWst of it

    • @andrewcheng1948
      @andrewcheng1948 5 лет назад +5

      @Crocoshark \@miles of magic-that's a scratch of watts to come

    • @mw864
      @mw864 5 лет назад +2

      1300th like sooooo satisfying

  • @RowanWasHere
    @RowanWasHere 5 лет назад +5411

    This song is easy to get lost in, because it's so a-MAZE-ing.
    Yes I just went there. Haven't found my way back yet, though.
    4 likes, no views, wow. Usually I get here after it's already happened, this the first time I've actually witnessed RUclips being drunk.

  • @louisepepino872
    @louisepepino872 4 года назад +2301

    I told someone the sodium joke and his immediate reaction was, "K, I'll make one about potassium.
    Edit: How are y'all so funny in the replies? I envy y'all and your comedic prowess

    • @savannahwestover2538
      @savannahwestover2538 4 года назад +198

      Oh, that was a perfect comeback

    • @OpRaven-62
      @OpRaven-62 4 года назад +44

      Savannah Westover indeed

    • @gamsssreal
      @gamsssreal 4 года назад +31

      @@OpRaven-62 Hello Officer.

    • @gamsssreal
      @gamsssreal 4 года назад +39

      Can you find my dad?

    • @gamsssreal
      @gamsssreal 4 года назад +43

      He's been a wafer for to long

  • @EntergeticalakaBot
    @EntergeticalakaBot 4 года назад +493

    "Puns are just like paper they're tear-ible"
    I... *wheeze* ...cant..

    • @user-ks3nc3qb6t
      @user-ks3nc3qb6t 3 года назад +3

      same!

    • @EntergeticalakaBot
      @EntergeticalakaBot 3 года назад +1

      I forgot that I even posted this
      293 likes
      Wow

    • @dragonslayer3279
      @dragonslayer3279 3 года назад

      I honestly thought the fist comment said shame

    • @coacobird
      @coacobird 3 года назад

      My sister came over to see what I was listening to and heard this one. She did a facepalm and walked away while I continued singing it to her lol

    • @EntergeticalakaBot
      @EntergeticalakaBot 3 года назад

      @@coacobird lol

  • @mythmage8231
    @mythmage8231 4 года назад +848

    My friend had a dream he was a race car. Guess you could say it was an auto-body experience
    I used to want to be a banker, but I lost interest
    I wanted a brain transplant. I changed my mind.
    I asked a French guy if he played video games. He said Wii.

    • @smwa6773
      @smwa6773 4 года назад +20

      good ones

    • @saimahaych
      @saimahaych 4 года назад +12

      i got one of them

    • @phoebusapollo8365
      @phoebusapollo8365 4 года назад +21

      Why the f*ck does this comment have lower likes than a hundred? This deserves thousands!!!

    • @edmundcanlas135
      @edmundcanlas135 4 года назад +3

      e

    • @inbd157
      @inbd157 4 года назад +5

      Lol i make lots of puns in kids game to be their dad and annoy them

  • @Roxas13XIII
    @Roxas13XIII 5 лет назад +283

    I played this song for my cat. She started meowing to certain parts of it. That was quite a-mew-sing.

    • @elwoodblues9613
      @elwoodblues9613 5 лет назад +17

      Purrfectly done.

    • @funnyfox204
      @funnyfox204 4 года назад +13

      These puns are clawesome. tabby honest, I wouldn’t have thought of them myself! Pawesome work, everyone.

    • @georgea.4855
      @georgea.4855 4 года назад +7

      Good job guys on making sophisti-cat-ed puns in this sections

    • @molly.dot.8019
      @molly.dot.8019 4 года назад

      Lᴏʟ

    • @tortoise5383
      @tortoise5383 4 года назад +3

      Are you CATering for any parties? It’s my purrthday

  • @DYT-er7de
    @DYT-er7de 4 года назад +493

    My friend: Why are you laughing at a tree
    Me: Oh, you WOOD-n’t get it

  • @kristme
    @kristme 4 года назад +72

    "You can never trust an atom, they make up everything"
    My brother named Adam listening: are they talking about me????
    Me: NOT THAT KIND OF A- you know what, I'm not gonna even

    • @lydiaboyle4158
      @lydiaboyle4158 4 года назад +5

      Adam was a trash bin in the corner.

  • @pebbleyt1357
    @pebbleyt1357 4 года назад +311

    Girlfriend: “Whats your favourite song”
    Me: “Ah- erm, its complicated”

    • @Erebu5_
      @Erebu5_ 4 года назад +1

      Complicated you say..

    • @anghuthachahp3119
      @anghuthachahp3119 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/5NPBIwQyPWE/видео.html

    • @the_singingguy1021
      @the_singingguy1021 4 года назад

      @@anghuthachahp3119 really expected a rick roll there

    • @isaakhan004
      @isaakhan004 3 года назад

      @@anghuthachahp3119 Great Joke

    • @feleciaflare1123
      @feleciaflare1123 3 года назад +1

      Have you listened to "My OCD" ? It is a fantastic song

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 4 года назад +1302

    This song is egg-cellent.
    I’d *shell* out money to see a sequel.
    But that would probably be *hard (boiled)* and would *scramble* your thoughts.
    Y-okay then.

    • @theravenmonarch9441
      @theravenmonarch9441 4 года назад +94

      You people will always find a way to milk those puns.
      I have a beef with that.

    • @TPNsBiggestFan
      @TPNsBiggestFan 4 года назад +44

      @@theravenmonarch9441 the soup pulls out an umbrella inside cause it's not souperstitious

    • @ethson6915
      @ethson6915 4 года назад +12

      This is the best comment it needs more likes!!

    • @lararob6284
      @lararob6284 4 года назад +9

      @@ethson6915 I know right?

    • @Lu13s
      @Lu13s 4 года назад +8

      I would make a pun here but that would hawkward. And on top of that I'm late.

  • @JoshuaMorgan
    @JoshuaMorgan 5 лет назад +601

    ...this may be one of the greatest things you've ever made.

  • @manlingsun8928
    @manlingsun8928 4 года назад +35

    Can we just appreciate how talented she is? She is amazing at singing, writing music, and playing the guitar. WOW!

    • @ctrleltdelete4276
      @ctrleltdelete4276 4 года назад +2

      I'm fairly sure it's a uke but you're right! It's very impressive :)

  • @uwu7123
    @uwu7123 5 лет назад +307

    Pun Song: exsists*
    **Papyrus has left the chat**

    • @andrewcheng1948
      @andrewcheng1948 5 лет назад +35

      **Sans has joined the chat**

    • @AshleyIsCool101
      @AshleyIsCool101 5 лет назад +5

      thank you

    • @Lownsomere
      @Lownsomere 5 лет назад +14

      *SANS HAS JOINED THE CHAT*

    • @shroomie266
      @shroomie266 5 лет назад +15

      I commented one of Sans's puns! Glad I'm not the only one here that loves Undertale!

    • @imnotashley1101
      @imnotashley1101 5 лет назад +14

      Papyrus: "sans, did you write this song?"

  • @dewrus2153
    @dewrus2153 5 лет назад +607

    I was going to tell a time travel joke but you guys didn't like it.

  • @niamhgallagher9841
    @niamhgallagher9841 5 лет назад +635

    What do you do with a dead chemist?
    You barium:)
    Blame my chemistry teacher for that one😂😂

    • @xflipsyx9878
      @xflipsyx9878 5 лет назад +27

      Well at least make the effort to curium before he dies :P

    • @niamhgallagher9841
      @niamhgallagher9841 5 лет назад +6

      xFlipsyx bruh😂😂

    • @killerqueen7675
      @killerqueen7675 4 года назад +16

      * This is not an original comment this is for the people who bitch about unoriginal comments *
      What do you do with a sick chemist:
      You can Curium, but if you can’t Helium, you Barium.

    • @bottomofthebookshelf937
      @bottomofthebookshelf937 4 года назад +6

      If u can’t helium and u can’t curium
      you BARIUM!

    • @ashlees.fantasies
      @ashlees.fantasies 4 года назад +2

      My science teacher is punny too!

  • @robertmounce2667
    @robertmounce2667 4 года назад +104

    "I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but , honestly none of them WORK"
    Malinda

  •  5 лет назад +5940

    I'm not a blender, but I got mixed feelings about this music.

  • @marcopohl4875
    @marcopohl4875 5 лет назад +244

    as one of those crazy people who genuinely enjoys puns, this was perfect

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 5 лет назад +2

      I'd actually not heard of two of these puns before. Got 'em now!

    • @gauthamishenoy1201
      @gauthamishenoy1201 5 лет назад +1

      Nu it's purr-fect

    • @noxk1992
      @noxk1992 5 лет назад

      Yea I enjoy it alot (I was thinking of a pun but then I did not have any)(well you thought that one was gonna be a pun huh)(that one two right)

    • @colinheizen
      @colinheizen 5 лет назад

      I also LOVE puns sans the skeleton is my favorite character of all time

    • @sprinklepie3784
      @sprinklepie3784 5 лет назад

      Me too

  • @bessieburnet9816
    @bessieburnet9816 5 лет назад +436

    "Oh boiling water, you will be mist (missed)."
    Shoto Todoroki: Not to me.

  • @gachacados
    @gachacados 4 года назад +243

    What did the grape say when he was stepped on?
    Nothing he just let out a little wine 😂

  • @dewrus2153
    @dewrus2153 5 лет назад +158

    The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was very tense.

    • @quanticansh
      @quanticansh 5 лет назад

      that's a google assistant joke for sure lol

    • @dewrus2153
      @dewrus2153 5 лет назад +2

      @@quanticansh - For full transparency, I have to actually give credit to my high school English teacher. Every day, he would write some funny pun or English-themed joke on the chalkboard. I jotted down the ones I liked best and the above was one of those! So, credit does not go to GA...it belongs to Mr. John Monsell, Chief Logan High School, Mifflin County PA (1988).

    • @n8rtotplayz647
      @n8rtotplayz647 5 лет назад

      If they were all there, shouldn’t you say, “it was every tense”?

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 4 года назад +1

      an old groucho Marx joke-"doc you gotta help me, sometimes i think im a teepee, and sometimes i think i'm a wigwam" "calm down, you are too tents."

  • @stickii_B
    @stickii_B 4 года назад +166

    I remember the last thing my father said before he kicked the bucket, it was:
    *”HEY HOW FAR DO YA THINK I CAN KICK THIS BUCKET?!”*

  • @BigSwede7403
    @BigSwede7403 5 лет назад +156

    Every dad ever (and quite a few others): "Sing us the song of our people!"

    • @Re0Dacted
      @Re0Dacted 5 лет назад +5

      *Sans has joined the chat.*

    • @corrynhockney8059
      @corrynhockney8059 5 лет назад +3

      *Papyrus has left the chat with a note saying: NYEH-VER TO RETURN AGAIN*

    • @elwoodblues9613
      @elwoodblues9613 5 лет назад +2

      I resemble that remark.

    • @quodekash6266
      @quodekash6266 5 лет назад +1

      I am one of those others

    • @TeamTDMInnit
      @TeamTDMInnit 4 года назад

      *Sans Undertale has joined the chat*

  • @AnanyaGoyal7
    @AnanyaGoyal7 4 года назад +20

    "Have you ever tried blindfold archery? You don't know what you're missing."
    Lol well you don't know what you're hitting either.

  • @Alex-qh3vz
    @Alex-qh3vz 5 лет назад +166

    Everyone else: writing puns
    Me: "I wonder what life would be like if there were 10 Malinda."

  • @devanshouse5027
    @devanshouse5027 5 лет назад +2297

    "How many puns can you put into a song?"
    Her: yes
    EDIT: Holy shit, 2.2k likes! Thank you everyone!

    • @lovrebrnas7394
      @lovrebrnas7394 4 года назад +14

      Her has a name, but k... i guess...

    • @8888BALL
      @8888BALL 4 года назад +5

      It’s malinda

    • @King-cv2gb
      @King-cv2gb 4 года назад +6

      Lovre Brnas wow i wantend to say that

    • @demonfoxfilms3570
      @demonfoxfilms3570 4 года назад +8

      I love that most of the replies to this awesome comment are just corrections. I bet the person who commented must LOVE that.

    • @LiterallyEly
      @LiterallyEly 4 года назад +3

      I wanted to like this comment but it had 666...

  • @Ash-ih4sd
    @Ash-ih4sd 5 лет назад +405

    English teacher: Spell underrated
    Me : M-A-L-I-N-D-A

  • @emimimimimimimi
    @emimimimimimimi 4 года назад +25

    "Have you ever tried blindfolded archery"
    Wei Wuxian: been there done that

    • @amandaa8472
      @amandaa8472 2 года назад +1

      XD I appreaciated this comment.

  • @everythingkeira2543
    @everythingkeira2543 4 года назад +212

    Me in my English class:
    "Puns are just like paper, they're tear-able. Oh, make it stop, they're unbearable.."

  • @SkyHighSkylar
    @SkyHighSkylar 5 лет назад +273

    Here before the comments are filled with *puns*

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 5 лет назад +26

      Don't worry about that, they'll comment go.

    • @kzcreationzmore
      @kzcreationzmore 5 лет назад +9

      I know and you know there will be way more cheesy ones than gouda ones 🙄

    • @ericandy88
      @ericandy88 5 лет назад +7

      But you know those cheesy punsters. They just do not give edam.

    • @pengweng3795
      @pengweng3795 5 лет назад +2

      I’m here for the comment puns

    • @pleejithoj1712
      @pleejithoj1712 5 лет назад +2

      Stop these cheese puns i camembert it anymore 😭

  • @TheCrimsonPope
    @TheCrimsonPope 5 лет назад +108

    "Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?
    You don't know what you're missing!" - i didn't know this one and I had to pause to lol

  • @dominicnevins2144
    @dominicnevins2144 4 года назад +21

    At the young age of 25, I have officially found my favorite song.

    • @yelitethebeast
      @yelitethebeast 4 года назад +1

      At the age at 9 I found my favourite song ruclips.net/video/LtqBt3RbZfs/видео.html

  • @jeffskarma
    @jeffskarma 5 лет назад +106

    Bread is like the sun
    It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist

  • @BCubedus
    @BCubedus 5 лет назад +1247

    TITANIC
    Oh sorry I thought it was a good ice breaker.

    • @chrisdriver7776
      @chrisdriver7776 5 лет назад +4

      Lol

    • @chrisdriver7776
      @chrisdriver7776 5 лет назад +41

      I might hold on to that joke... And I'll never let go Jack... I mean Adaaam!!!

    • @corrynhockney8059
      @corrynhockney8059 5 лет назад +17

      @@chrisdriver7776 It may not bother Elsa but Papyrus will not be happy to meet you first time in forever

    • @Jaxgotscared
      @Jaxgotscared 5 лет назад +1

      👏..

    • @quodekash6266
      @quodekash6266 5 лет назад +4

      I sat at my desk for like a whole minute laughing this is amazing

  • @chrysopelea1986
    @chrysopelea1986 5 лет назад +3728

    A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

    • @shahiq_yarbouti
      @shahiq_yarbouti 5 лет назад +473

      I take offense to that comment. Dyslexic are teople poo!

    • @arnerademacker8548
      @arnerademacker8548 5 лет назад +599

      A blind man walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. Someone help him before he hurts himself.

    • @marveldreamworks5330
      @marveldreamworks5330 5 лет назад +76

      @@arnerademacker8548 Unless he's named Matt Murdoch...

    • @charlimorris1545
      @charlimorris1545 5 лет назад +162

      @@shahiq_yarbouti I am dyslexic and I genuinely thought it said people too to the first time I looked

    • @theemeralddragonyt9315
      @theemeralddragonyt9315 5 лет назад +34

      that moment when you have dilexics
      sry that was a little insensitive
      a guy with dyslexia that i know says that so

  • @kakaboos2606
    @kakaboos2606 3 года назад +19

    The dislikes are people who have been traumatized by dad jokes, stay strong, you'll get through it

  • @celine_cielo
    @celine_cielo 4 года назад +225

    Me: I can't seem to find a song to cure my depressi-
    Her/RUclips recommendations: wanna bet?

  • @bisexual_disaster5223
    @bisexual_disaster5223 4 года назад +826

    Dude: why are you boiling water
    Other dude: I'm making holy water
    Dude:how is that making holy water
    Other dude:I'm boiling the hell out of it

  • @valhersa29
    @valhersa29 4 года назад +239

    Song: **exists**
    Chat Noir, Sans and Danny Phantom: **happy pun noises**
    Patton Sanders, Yang Xiao Long, Barbara Dunkelmann and every dad out there: **happier pun noises**

  • @GeetoBurrito
    @GeetoBurrito 4 года назад +9

    You know that you’ve reached pure dad level when you laugh at this.

  • @cupiowaffles
    @cupiowaffles 4 года назад +523

    I just imagine Sans laughing hysterically and Papyrus have a mental break down

    • @yumikoizukidazaiswaifu4017
      @yumikoizukidazaiswaifu4017 4 года назад +25

      Yea im sans in this situation (:

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt 4 года назад +37

      It breaks Papyrus' *funny bone.*

    • @cupiowaffles
      @cupiowaffles 4 года назад +18

      @@teraspeXt Papyrus: NO NOT YOU TOO HUMAN!

    • @cupiowaffles
      @cupiowaffles 4 года назад +6

      @@yumikoizukidazaiswaifu4017 same

    • @rabiiess
      @rabiiess 4 года назад +15

      Yes yes
      Sans loves it a skeleton
      Papyrus, on the other hand, does not like them
      At all

  • @donaldengelmann6906
    @donaldengelmann6906 5 лет назад +673

    I feel like using 'defeat' rather than 'de-feet' is a missed opportunity.

    • @magmamusic2348
      @magmamusic2348 5 лет назад +4

      It's that joke from Penguins Of Madagascar

    • @curiosamente
      @curiosamente 5 лет назад +60

      A misstep, if you will.

    • @RhizanthellaSlateri
      @RhizanthellaSlateri 5 лет назад +1

      @@magmamusic2348 "I do not want to suck seed! I want to win!"

    • @Jim_WoodPike_Gherkin_WangWick
      @Jim_WoodPike_Gherkin_WangWick 5 лет назад +1

      These jokes have no grounds to stand on! 😁

    • @legendofzeldarules44
      @legendofzeldarules44 5 лет назад

      @@magmamusic2348 no, it's a riff off of a song from mulan called "I'll make a man out of you" the original lyrics: let's get down to business, to defeat, the HUNS, did they send me daughters? When I asked for suns?!
      If you don't know the story of Mulan you should look it up, it's pretty good, the original Disney cartoon using too bad either

  • @Tuqa_127
    @Tuqa_127 5 лет назад +132

    A pun song: *exists*
    Sans: Write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @wurldstahhh
    @wurldstahhh 4 года назад +26

    Did you hear about the Shoe Factory disaster? A Real tragedy. 100 Soles were lost.

    • @elwoodblues9613
      @elwoodblues9613 3 года назад +2

      How many were injured? I hope they get heeled soon.

  • @littletravelblog7589
    @littletravelblog7589 5 лет назад +3173

    Is this song full of Berylium, Gold and Titanium? Because it's *Be-Au-Ti-ful!*
    (When you love puns, but also are a chemistry freak)
    Edit: Guys, thank you so much for all the likes! That's my most liked comment yet)

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 5 лет назад +67

      I'd slam my hands on the table in laughter but it's on a rotating platform passing me by in even intervals...

    • @ginnybayliss2885
      @ginnybayliss2885 5 лет назад +101

      That joke seemed like it was made of cobalt, radon and yttrium. It was so CoRnY

    • @PixelSheep
      @PixelSheep 5 лет назад +10

      😂😂😂

    • @erich5162
      @erich5162 5 лет назад +28

      I have never hated a pun so good ever in my life and i'm confused

    • @txaggyraf
      @txaggyraf 5 лет назад +17

      Xd I feel sorry for you,I’m not really a chemistry freak but- dID yOU knOW tHAt iF a tARAntULA fALLs frOM a hEIghT 5 or 2 feET taLL thEY wOULd dIE?-

  • @PuffyPhoenix
    @PuffyPhoenix 5 лет назад +944

    Would love to see this go through google translate, but I don't think the puns would translate well

    • @Morgain85
      @Morgain85 5 лет назад +62

      its even hard to understand all the puns when you're not native english speaking.. (like me)
      but i got the most.

    • @PuffyPhoenix
      @PuffyPhoenix 5 лет назад +60

      @@Morgain85 Then google translate would just add an extra level of fun for that confusion XD

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 5 лет назад +44

      I was born a man in a woman's body but I was held back from becoming myself, so I'd trans late
      Iunno what to tell you, making puns up on the spot is cardio surgery. I mean it's heart work.
      Typing this on a phone, so I better keep it short, because like the new Star Wars movies, the reception is bad.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +2

      Yes! That’s what I said! It needs to happen...

    • @sirk603
      @sirk603 5 лет назад +2

      MorgainTheFey who h ones did you not get? I understood all of them, I can help.

  • @lidiafsr
    @lidiafsr 5 лет назад +227

    "Let's get down to business to defeat the puns" HAHAHAH I recognized the inspiration instantly! You're awesome, Malinda

    • @DeaconTaylor
      @DeaconTaylor 5 лет назад +3

      i was hoping for a long dark of the shoe reference.

    • @lidiafsr
      @lidiafsr 5 лет назад +11

      @Avatar Avatar "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" by Mulan. The first line is "let's get down to business to defeat the huns"

    • @saphicxx
      @saphicxx 5 лет назад +2

      Mulan

  • @ksierra4444
    @ksierra4444 3 года назад +2

    ❤️❤️❤️ a friend of ours who just passed away two weeks ago always shared puns on fb (and in person)... It was his thing. I just shared this video on his page for family and friends. Thanks for this!

  • @rainbowbutterflyfan
    @rainbowbutterflyfan 5 лет назад +154

    This reminds me of the time in high school I wrote an essay on puns, in puns. It was senior year

    • @RowanWasHere
      @RowanWasHere 5 лет назад +13

      What grade did you get for it?

    • @rainbowbutterflyfan
      @rainbowbutterflyfan 5 лет назад +22

      MinaLaFrare since it met the requirements, I got either a low A or a high B. It’s been two years so I don’t remember which

    • @RowanWasHere
      @RowanWasHere 5 лет назад +5

      @@rainbowbutterflyfan Mkay, cool.

    • @rainbowbutterflyfan
      @rainbowbutterflyfan 5 лет назад +1

      Books, Broadway And BTS thank you 😁

    • @sheanentheong
      @sheanentheong 5 лет назад +5

      Thanks for giving me this idea. My teacher wouldn't approve of it tho

  • @oldqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnuij
    @oldqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnuij 4 года назад +1036

    It’s really funny, it’s all going *a-chord-ing* to plan.
    You should add more skeleton puns, they’ve got *tibia* amazing.
    Man, this is so cheesy, but the puns are *grate.*
    Maybe you would do a lion pun, but nah, that’s no *mane’s* land.
    I guess you could make a pun about ice, but maybe it wouldn’t be *cool* enough
    Some people make constant wheel puns. I guess you could say they’re *on a roll.*
    Maybe don’t do glass puns, they’re really *pane-ful* to hear. They’re definitely not your *window* to fame.
    Try some fishing puns, they’re the *reel* deal.
    Perhaps some digging jokes, but I’ll warn you, they’re a *hole* thing.
    Cat jokes might be *purrfect* for this, but I’m not really *feline* it.
    You could make some firewood jokes, but you’d *burn* through them pretty quick. But, those jokes are so common you could even say *they grow on trees.*

  • @angel_x5355
    @angel_x5355 5 лет назад +128

    The official song of dads everywhere

    • @catluvr2
      @catluvr2 5 лет назад +6

      I just sent this video in a text message to my dad, to be honest.
      I know he's gonna love it.

    • @jessegoestaconas199
      @jessegoestaconas199 5 лет назад +2

      @@catluvr2 me too 😂

  • @Nightwing9597
    @Nightwing9597 6 месяцев назад +2

    I could watch an entire musical of songs like this…
    A Play on Words.

  • @longshot7064
    @longshot7064 5 лет назад +310

    Jokes about skeletons are twice as humerus then other jokes

    • @TeamTDMInnit
      @TeamTDMInnit 4 года назад +19

      Sans: -Y E S-
      I'm sorry for my Undertale ref.

    • @rayzoralphamimic8431
      @rayzoralphamimic8431 4 года назад +9

      Sans would love this lol

    • @astrumnihilum
      @astrumnihilum 4 года назад +3

      @@TeamTDMInnit SANS

    • @dallyhall
      @dallyhall 4 года назад +2

      Meh I would make one but I don't have the *guts* incase I copy someone

    • @ziondoesrandomstuff3906
      @ziondoesrandomstuff3906 4 года назад +2

      I would make a pun, but I can think of nun
      You, the player, who completed genocide and deleted their local save data to earase what they had done, feel your sins crawling on your back!

  • @jpase
    @jpase 5 лет назад +160

    2:42
    Jokes about skeletons ARE very humorous.
    That's why it's COMIC Sans.
    I hope you don't cringe a skele-ton.

    • @shroomie266
      @shroomie266 5 лет назад +4

      **Papyrus has left the chat.**

    • @spacebiker69420
      @spacebiker69420 4 года назад +3

      TIBIA honest, your puns could use a FEMUR adjustments.

    • @ashleynewsome
      @ashleynewsome 4 года назад +2

      This comment really *cracked* me up
      Lol

    • @reasonablyobsessed
      @reasonablyobsessed 4 года назад +1

      @Looped Rap UlnaO! The AUs joined! Well, tibia honest I didn't expect anything else from the Fangirls

    • @TeamTDMInnit
      @TeamTDMInnit 4 года назад +1

      I love how many comments are about Undertale on this video X3

  • @craftycookie9288
    @craftycookie9288 4 года назад +69

    Malinda: "Let's defeat puns"
    Also Malinda: *Sings a song using only puns*

  • @RecklessFables
    @RecklessFables 3 года назад +9

    0:24 That animation and physical reaction worked so well

  • @pinkapopch654
    @pinkapopch654 5 лет назад +123

    "Jokes about skeletons aren't very humorous"
    Sans want to know your location

    • @wintertheampharos4725
      @wintertheampharos4725 5 лет назад +8

      Guess he has a BONE to pick with her for that one

    • @pinkapopch654
      @pinkapopch654 5 лет назад +1

      @AliyahA 25614 2:42

    • @anzain8064
      @anzain8064 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @Re0Dacted
      @Re0Dacted 5 лет назад +4

      Tibia honest, if I was a skeleton, I wouldn't give you a comeback because I wouldn't have the guts. I know i''m bonely. I'm chatting with you know with my telebone right now.

    • @underfan2656
      @underfan2656 4 года назад

      Sans is proud
      ruclips.net/video/dkKakm3sVbU/видео.html :D

  • @juniperberryyyy
    @juniperberryyyy 4 года назад +1454

    The likes: all the dads
    The dislikes: all their kids

    • @somangiscute6370
      @somangiscute6370 4 года назад +44

      lol This is the opposite for me.

    • @kelthekid6940
      @kelthekid6940 4 года назад +17

      There’s going to be a lot of gay dads or nonexistent children

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 4 года назад +6

      Panic Panda 9994 I have no dad and I love puns

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 4 года назад +4

      Panic Panda 9994 I’m a kid

    • @gabzwithazed
      @gabzwithazed 4 года назад +4

      Somangiscute same 😂

  • @mayamaya6182
    @mayamaya6182 5 лет назад +131

    This is literally my spirit song
    I must be on an elevator when i listened to this coz this really lift my spirits 🍵

    • @carbonbeaker409
      @carbonbeaker409 5 лет назад +1

      This is an underrated style of punning/wordplay! It makes my heart rise to see this comment

    • @corrynhockney8059
      @corrynhockney8059 5 лет назад +1

      Lol British talk I love that it's being used

  • @veronica_sawyer_1989
    @veronica_sawyer_1989 3 года назад +13

    This sound was a ground breaking invention, just like shovels!

  • @leilavictoria1466
    @leilavictoria1466 5 лет назад +171

    "Dam!!"
    Me:*PERCY JACKSON LAUGH*

    • @jas.per.25
      @jas.per.25 4 года назад +9

      *Dam.*

    • @mahimahsan6059
      @mahimahsan6059 4 года назад +13

      *joins you laughing in Percy Jackson*

    • @FishieFishFosh
      @FishieFishFosh 4 года назад +6

      Dam that's a good one!

    • @ashlees.fantasies
      @ashlees.fantasies 4 года назад +4

      YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

    • @ashlees.fantasies
      @ashlees.fantasies 4 года назад +7

      I love these dam fries.

  • @awildtoadappeared7709
    @awildtoadappeared7709 4 года назад +1044

    Is your favorite Disney princess,
    Ra-pun-zel

  • @coldwater4391
    @coldwater4391 5 лет назад +174

    You always Mac me smile with those cheesy jokes!
    I’m sorry. I think I’m hungry. I’ll show myself out.

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 5 лет назад +13

      T Frahm I crust you can find the door.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +13

      Jay Barry ugh, these food puns are just way too corny!

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 5 лет назад +12

      Kitty Love I cook up something better then.

    • @IvyG-C
      @IvyG-C 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kaded_cat
      @kaded_cat 5 лет назад +7

      Jay Barry I can dish out some tastier puns

  • @outofcontext42
    @outofcontext42 4 года назад +15

    2:13 really should become a meme format

  • @shroomie266
    @shroomie266 5 лет назад +86

    "Relax, bro, I've gotten a ton of work done today. A skele-ton!"
    Ayyyyy, she made a skeleton joke!

  • @musicalgeek7410
    @musicalgeek7410 5 лет назад +211

    “Puns are the devils work”
    Sans: Your about to have a REALLY bad time.

  • @kanewolfstar
    @kanewolfstar 4 года назад +132

    Sans: yas
    Papyrus: NO!
    Sans: *expression "I'll use this to destroy your life"* yas.
    Papyrus: SANS, NO.
    Sans: sans yes.

    • @danwar2489
      @danwar2489 4 года назад +2

      Isn't Sans more of the prankster of the two bros? Papyrus between the two makes more puns during his phonecalls, and even in his intro sequence, the paper-named skeleton cracks one right in response to the serifless skeleton.

    • @FlintDaFlunk
      @FlintDaFlunk 4 года назад +2

      *S A N S Y E S*

    • @summer5156
      @summer5156 4 года назад

      Yes.

    • @wahidamuhammad7397
      @wahidamuhammad7397 4 года назад

      @@danwar2489 yup

    • @kiaraunderfell
      @kiaraunderfell 4 года назад

      lol

  • @MarcusDarkForest
    @MarcusDarkForest 3 года назад +6

    Malinda: * makes a song about puns *
    Sans from Undertale, dads & me who likes to tell puns that are probably not PUNNY: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN*

  • @JustBeeCharmer
    @JustBeeCharmer 5 лет назад +55

    puns are just like paper, they are tear-ible 😂 god why am I laughing

  • @liber2350
    @liber2350 4 года назад +304

    “This video is brought to you by”
    Me: sans?

  • @mogalactic13
    @mogalactic13 Год назад +4

    THREE YEARS AGO?!! I remember when this was first posted.

  • @Kirrori_
    @Kirrori_ 4 года назад +59

    "Lets get down to business to defeat the puns"
    *- Creates Puns -*

  • @coco_1507
    @coco_1507 5 лет назад +1283

    CEO of dad jokes: hmmmm we need an anthem
    *this song comes out*
    CEO of dad jokes : we have a winner!!
    Edit: thanks for 1k ❤️❤️

    • @ivy-re6qo
      @ivy-re6qo 4 года назад +17

      Dad Joke Squad: *Yes*

    • @branwe8053
      @branwe8053 4 года назад +8

      Yess

    • @noelward7491
      @noelward7491 4 года назад +6

      Actually they would take all the puns that say puns are bad. DDDDDDUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH......

    • @uwumaster9483
      @uwumaster9483 4 года назад +10

      *sans was the judge*

    • @elisaagarrado8128
      @elisaagarrado8128 4 года назад +8

      *CEO of dads:* this is eggcelent 🥚

  • @CaptainNim
    @CaptainNim 5 лет назад +146

    The sponsors' code should have been "10MEALinda"

  • @reecegraham5780
    @reecegraham5780 4 года назад +2

    i’ve used all of these on my friends. these puns are absolutely fantastic thank you

  • @jameshumphrey8860
    @jameshumphrey8860 5 лет назад +300

    Oh Malinda, welcome to the rewords of being punny!
    I feel your tree jokes didn’t quite get to the root of the problem though. Oak, eh, I’m sure you’re sycamore of these, so please take the ‘elm and branch out!

    • @amanekabbaj
      @amanekabbaj 5 лет назад +13

      James Humphrey I’m hanging onto your every word!

    • @R.M.MacFru
      @R.M.MacFru 5 лет назад +15

      Mr. Humphrey, you have me stumped beyond belief. But then, its late and I'm pining for rest.

    • @RedZeshinX
      @RedZeshinX 5 лет назад +3

      Make like a tree.... and get OUTTA HERE. 😎

    • @garrysmith1029
      @garrysmith1029 5 лет назад

      I don't like the punny one I always thought that pun needs to be punish (I said this before this video came out)

    • @kittycat-sc7je
      @kittycat-sc7je 5 лет назад +2

      She couldn't seed the opportunitys

  • @3dwaffle23
    @3dwaffle23 5 лет назад +224

    "let´s get down to business to defeat the puns" I GOT THAT REFERENCE
    edit: wow, thanks for all the likes

  • @dewrus2153
    @dewrus2153 5 лет назад +251

    Attention employees: Don't go into the break room. Everything is already broken.

    • @stevenoct11
      @stevenoct11 5 лет назад +4

      well, I break the rulers so this might be my thing! :)

    • @REDACTED1818
      @REDACTED1818 5 лет назад +3

      Cleanup on the break room

    • @nataliecrowe5019
      @nataliecrowe5019 5 лет назад

      CLEAN UP ON AISLE FOUR!!

  • @Holdontoyerbutz
    @Holdontoyerbutz 3 года назад +2

    Why do I want to simultaneously rage-throw my phone across the room and propose.

  • @Lovendino411
    @Lovendino411 5 лет назад +74

    "A song made entirely of puns" aka "A song made entirely of dad jokes"
    Jokes aside, this is really good! I think there's nothing can beat this. It cracked me up a lot!

  • @MBTimes
    @MBTimes 5 лет назад +63

    I came here for the puns, they did not disappoint.

  • @annabelleliu3239
    @annabelleliu3239 4 года назад +669

    Too bad I’m not a banana or else I would find this song a-peal-ing

  • @YuzuLeMoon
    @YuzuLeMoon 3 года назад +1

    How did I find you so late? I love your songs! They simply put a smile on my face. Thank you!

  • @JovanLemon
    @JovanLemon 5 лет назад +45

    This is the first time ever that i actually watched a sponsored ad, that means you make good content

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 5 лет назад +5

      a content goddess!
      or (I cannot stop myself) a puncess!

  • @r0qyx
    @r0qyx 4 года назад +320

    As someone who absolutely LOVES puns,
    *This was a masterpeice*

    • @wolfower1326
      @wolfower1326 3 года назад +9

      So true, it's pure art!

    • @rcschmidt668
      @rcschmidt668 3 года назад +3

      Count me in! 1, 2, 3...

    • @witoldtadeusz
      @witoldtadeusz 3 года назад +3

      Right.
      ...Right?
      This? You meant this person liking puns?
      Not gramatically perfect, I'd say ;)

    • @mcmike4144
      @mcmike4144 3 года назад +2

      Well. Thats just a part of the puzzle

  • @RubyDaLynx
    @RubyDaLynx 5 лет назад +73

    Did you hear about the cow jumping over the wired fence?
    It was an udder disaster.

  • @SariyahGreenwood
    @SariyahGreenwood Год назад +1

    "Puns are the devil's work, so I have nun" is the best lol