Tiktok's Only Boys Will Understand

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

Комментарии • 32 тыс.

  • @kallmekris
    @kallmekris  2 года назад +16778

    A ❤️ for the boys 🙌🏻

  • @matthewtaylor1785
    @matthewtaylor1785 2 года назад +4360

    As a 19 year old male who’s never been in a relationship before, the compliment thing really hits hard actually. If a girl compliments me, I instantly start freaking out internally and generally will want to become friends with the girl. If a girl continues to compliment me, that’s where I start to develop feelings. However, I never really get past that and the cycle continues

    • @generichuman2963
      @generichuman2963 2 года назад

      Legit the same, just throw in some autism, social anxiety and a sprinkle of adhd. And voila the most dislikeable person is born

    • @gambinosstopmotionproducti2055
      @gambinosstopmotionproducti2055 2 года назад

      YOU CANNOT CONFIRM THE RUMORS TO THE FEMALES! THEY MUST NOT KNOW!

    • @itsmekrash
      @itsmekrash 2 года назад +59

      fax

    • @Bakugou4b20
      @Bakugou4b20 2 года назад +62

      bru for me l always get along with my boy classmates but never with my girl classmates

    • @DarthGrandpa-ps2cf
      @DarthGrandpa-ps2cf 2 года назад +13

      same bro

  • @rogerdiaz7198
    @rogerdiaz7198 2 года назад +32582

    Dear Kris, as a part of the “guy” community I would like to offer you an apology for learning about the forbidden topics, as “guys” we could never and would never confirm nor deny any of these allegations. Thank you.

    • @Uchiha...Itachi
      @Uchiha...Itachi 2 года назад +1827

      Spoken like a true cultured man,comrade.

    • @kandirain_1172
      @kandirain_1172 2 года назад +243

      😂😂😂

    • @jimcornett7930
      @jimcornett7930 2 года назад +243

      Truth truth

    • @honeymommy13
      @honeymommy13 2 года назад +2

      @@Uchiha...Itachi what you doin here i thought you died?!

    • @nessa776
      @nessa776 2 года назад +210

      Okay but answer the question after 4:50

  • @JakkFrost1
    @JakkFrost1 2 года назад +1604

    Morning wood isn't the only thing we have to deal with. There's also full bladder wood (often related to morning wood), bus wood (aka bumpy road wood), loose fabric wood, and X-treme wood (ie when the blood is racing from non-arousal related excitement).
    Just a few other examples.

    • @user-vf8qw5od7z
      @user-vf8qw5od7z 2 года назад +95

      as a woman i relate to the bus wood... but not wood..

    • @MrKogline
      @MrKogline 2 года назад +82

      If we're going that route...there's girl smiles at you wood, two things coming together to remotely look like cleavage wood, the way a women's pelvis swishes when they walk wood, it's been a few days and you see a slightly curvaceous piece of driftwood wood. etc.

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 2 года назад +69

      @@MrKogline everything you mentioned is actual mental arousal due to visual stimulus, even if for the flimsiest of reasons. Everything I mentioned has nothing to do with arousal, but is a psychosomatic (aka involuntary) response to _physical_ stimulus.

    • @MrKogline
      @MrKogline 2 года назад +9

      @@JakkFrost1 Whether physical or visual is irrelevant, so go gaslight somewhere else. Also, that is not the definition of psychosomatic, it does not mean involuntary, it means the mind is effecting the body. I will now use the classic internet phrase, "Go educate yourself".

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 2 года назад +43

      @@MrKogline yeah, for some reason I said psychosomatic when I meant to say autonomic.
      As for the rest, surely you recognize the difference between becoming aroused and getting wood from simple physical stimulation?

  • @mage1439
    @mage1439 3 месяца назад +78

    "Why do you always have your hands down your pants?"
    It feels really good. It's not sexual, either, it gives the same kind of comfy feeling as snuggling in your favorite fluffy blanket.

    • @NoobDude929
      @NoobDude929 Месяц назад +4

      cant relate tbh

    • @foreverl0st-i4u
      @foreverl0st-i4u Месяц назад

      As a woman, mood.
      Down the pants just lightly resting or lightly resting under your shirt on your chest just feels so nice but it ain't sexual.

    • @Gamingwith_mychannel
      @Gamingwith_mychannel Месяц назад +5

      @@NoobDude929i can relate

    • @SneakyShadow-br6go
      @SneakyShadow-br6go Месяц назад +5

      He is speaking facts🗣️🗣️

    • @Albino_Banana
      @Albino_Banana Месяц назад +3

      In my preschool picture I had a hand in my pants 😂😂😂

  • @Muneeb08
    @Muneeb08 2 года назад +4870

    Biggest W ever for Kris on not making this a toxic male v female thing and not degrading the TikToks she watched. Most people would react to the opposite gender’s related stuff just to crap on it but you try/do appreciate the mens side of things too. You don’t understand how much I appreciate that Kris🤙💚.

    • @uncrustable9923
      @uncrustable9923 2 года назад +95

      everything you said is completely facts!! and she earned my biggest respect from this here vid *edit* goes to show how mature she is compared to everyone else being immature and crass

    • @Muneeb08
      @Muneeb08 2 года назад +14

      @@uncrustable9923 fax

    • @FireNinja-ot6pw
      @FireNinja-ot6pw 2 года назад +8

      Hell yeah

    • @moonrose36
      @moonrose36 2 года назад +9

      You get a big FAT W

    • @rose_tenya3492
      @rose_tenya3492 2 года назад

      🤍

  • @markuhler2664
    @markuhler2664 2 года назад +1886

    Love how everything was about respect & understanding. No mocking, belittling, or hate. Count on Kris for unconditional love. & giggles. & weird voices. I especially like that last part.

  • @nicholassalchert8583
    @nicholassalchert8583 2 года назад +2360

    I still remember in 8th grade when a girl in my class stopped laughing at one of my jokes and sais "holy shit you have gorgeous eyes!" I'm 20 now and it still makes me smile lol

    • @achillstopforshorts7562
      @achillstopforshorts7562 2 года назад +78

      I remember a girl thought i wore mascara in 8th grade because my eye lashes are long for someone not wearing extensions

    • @NoSleepTill72
      @NoSleepTill72 2 года назад +49

      A girl in my class did the same thing but for my hair.

    • @i7zV
      @i7zV 2 года назад +12

      @@achillstopforshorts7562 me too I had eyelashes but I was cooking and they got burned

    • @tia3816
      @tia3816 2 года назад +6

      @@i7zV
      Are... are those grew back? Same level of length and thickness? (my worst nightmare, after I've seen some horrible stuff in public - they were playing around with lighter and devil lettuce cigarettes). 😬

    • @i7zV
      @i7zV 2 года назад +7

      @@tia3816 yeh they are growing to the same level of length and thickness

  • @CosmoTheCAT24
    @CosmoTheCAT24 Месяц назад +9

    Me having a heart attack when she says 'is that weird Bethany?' because i thought she was talking to me 😭😭

  • @sierrafairbanks7776
    @sierrafairbanks7776 2 года назад +1264

    Just so people know, the shaker with the most holes in the top, usually 3, is supposed to be pepper, and the one with less, usually 2 holes, is supposed to be salt. The grains of salt are smaller than the grounds from the pepper. By putting it in the one with less, you have more control over how much salt you add to your dish.

    • @ashkorewhitemoon9240
      @ashkorewhitemoon9240 2 года назад +38

      I don't think I've ever even seen salt & pepper shakers with unequal amount of holes, so this explanation just gave me the confusion.

    • @sebra1818
      @sebra1818 2 года назад +38

      The way I remember it (because I worked a job where I had to refill them every night), is that salt = 1 hole, because it has one S and Pepper =3 holes, because it has 3 Ps 😕 god, what a sad life I've lived

    • @vivaanshah1168
      @vivaanshah1168 2 года назад +12

      this is the type of guy who counts the number of strawberry seeds

    • @Thalia_Grace
      @Thalia_Grace 2 года назад +1

      @@ashkorewhitemoon9240 really?

    • @nelliebly6616
      @nelliebly6616 2 года назад +9

      The grains of pepper is dust....way smaller than salt grains.... hence more holes for PEPPER!🤯

  • @SpinX522
    @SpinX522 2 года назад +664

    Kris totally got that right.
    Girl: “He’s thinking about other girls isn’t he.”
    Guy: “Literally thinking about nothing.”

    • @Pyro_dragon
      @Pyro_dragon 2 года назад +22

      what's more accurate is that she managed to get what most boys think ver accurate...
      Like most of the time we often think about weird useless questions were too lazy to search online..

    • @shshhnsnsb1238
      @shshhnsnsb1238 2 года назад +5

      And you're thinking about thinking about nothing

    • @aprileverett4353
      @aprileverett4353 2 года назад +5

      Girls omg hes thinking about other girls
      The boy:thinking about games and food

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 2 года назад +6

      I made a meme using that template a few years ago:
      "Girls spend more time wondering what a guy is thinking than guys spend thinking."

    • @jonbenedictbadoy4917
      @jonbenedictbadoy4917 2 года назад +5

      Girls: his thinking about girls rn
      Guy: how does water taste?????

  • @castlebradley4906
    @castlebradley4906 2 года назад +2054

    As a part of the male community, it is a sad thing to see our fellow males snitching on us. BUT don't worry, there will be severe consequences. P.S. yes, it is like a diving board. Thanks for your time -- Castle M. Bradley.
    Edit: holy crap thanks for all the likes

    • @nothing.665
      @nothing.665 2 года назад

      They will be sent to insane training camps in North Korea depending on how much they expose .😀
      The male community chat is top secret and no leaking is allowed

    • @reachy864
      @reachy864 2 года назад +31

      We will roast them for folding and snitching

    • @Kyler_Peterson
      @Kyler_Peterson 2 года назад +9

      they did not...

    • @NeighborSenpai
      @NeighborSenpai 2 года назад +33

      We will make them walk on lego

    • @Voidthe47th
      @Voidthe47th 2 года назад +22

      We going hunting boys

  • @Cheese_10.5
    @Cheese_10.5 2 месяца назад +10

    I just had a sleepover recently, and yes, I remembered the blankets.

  • @felicityhe9511
    @felicityhe9511 2 года назад +795

    I love how Kris isn’t biased about gender. She makes videos on both men and women and I just think that’s rlly thoughtful! ❤️

  • @CaffienatedMothman
    @CaffienatedMothman 2 года назад +981

    Cupping the water: "I'm a waterbender!"
    Romantic comedies: Yes, but not just. Tonight, I'm watching Schindlers List because I have the house to myself.
    Morningwood: It's the bodies way of excercising. It doesn't mean much.
    Peeing with morningwood: Lean over the bowl, plant one hand on the wall and aim down. Not too hard, but it makes it easier to get everything out.
    Teabagging the toilet bowl: It CAN happen, a lot of guys hold it so we don't dunk it. We never just slap it onto the seat or we'd pee on the floor.
    Peeing in bottles: It does happen, but we'd rather stop and pee on a road sign.
    We will remember compliments forever, yes.
    Pretzels are just crispy/chewy because the dough is dunked in boiling baking soda water for a few seconds before baking. Bagels are similar.
    We totally care if we're above average, but it doesn't matter when we have a partner that appreciates us. Remember the compliments? cuz we do.
    Your fingers were about three inches apart.
    Pissing in the shower: only if I've been drinking.
    Crotching to warm our hands: We usually don't go all the way down, we keep it over our underwear
    Pissing the stains away: No comment.
    Discussing boobs and ass: Do people actually do this? I've never really done that.
    Girlfriend takes up the bed: I just got out of a ten year relationship. most of that time, i slept on the couch/floor/armchair because my nose was broken in a fight and I snore like a chainsaw. When we did sleep together, she took half of the bed and her body pillow took half of my half.
    Banana in front of other guys: "THROAT IT!"

    • @summershaqow1457
      @summershaqow1457 2 года назад +36

      i love this XD

    • @krissid2003
      @krissid2003 2 года назад +38

      We appreciate you :)

    • @seth8105
      @seth8105 2 года назад +60

      As a member of the male group, this is very accurate information.

    • @xovley
      @xovley 2 года назад +11

      xD wow- that’s just wow

    • @DilPickleDino
      @DilPickleDino 2 года назад +16

      How long did this take, Jesus it looks like would have taken like 3 hours bruh

  • @starship2023
    @starship2023 Месяц назад +5

    4:44 I think you littelry need about 20 inches while soft to hit the toliet water because it also doesn't just directly go down either

  • @taylorswiftlove1000
    @taylorswiftlove1000 2 года назад +2627

    I loved that she complimented on the eyes. I happened to watched this after a good cry due to hard circumstances and she without intending it made me smile at that. You just made me feel better. Thank you Kris! Much love to you girly!!! 💪🏽🙏🏽🙌🏽🥰😮‍💨🙂

    • @charliegorham4391
      @charliegorham4391 2 года назад +22

      I'm so sorry hope you feel better 💗 ❤ 💓 💕

    • @psychohound8340
      @psychohound8340 2 года назад +23

      I also watched this after a massive cry.

    • @mooseman7628
      @mooseman7628 2 года назад +13

      i wouldn't say it was unintentional but it was very nice.

    • @miaswanson7245
      @miaswanson7245 2 года назад +11

      Aww I hope everything is well

    • @idioticbagel2833
      @idioticbagel2833 2 года назад +7

      Same I watched this while crying

  • @faith-sh6bn
    @faith-sh6bn 2 года назад +225

    I don’t think we’ve made it through one video without Kris saying “I wouldn’t know though because i’m abstinent”. It’s the funniest shit ever

    • @NoClue388
      @NoClue388 2 года назад +1

      yup, every video!
      ( I think ) lol

  • @apollothehealinghunter5328
    @apollothehealinghunter5328 2 года назад +410

    I can attest to the compliment thing, the most memorable like "compliment" I've gotten in the past 2 years was my chorus teacher saying I should try out for the honor class

    • @epicfail5473
      @epicfail5473 2 года назад +28

      I once had a girl tell me she liked my shirt. Brightened my month.

    • @seru.89
      @seru.89 2 года назад +5

      The last compliment u got was very good in Irish by some 6th former

    • @Mornathel
      @Mornathel 2 года назад +4

      Dude, last compliment I remember from someone that wasn’t a manager or teacher (I keep those notes in my wallet at all times) was a girl who liked my Vriska Serket hoodie like, 4 years ago

    • @imimrtl
      @imimrtl 2 года назад +4

      I can't even remember the last time I got a compliment. It's definitely been a long while.

    • @DevlinXIII
      @DevlinXIII 2 года назад +4

      I can't remember the last time I got one...
      Wait, Kris just complimented me, scratch that.

  • @Goats_crazylove
    @Goats_crazylove Месяц назад +1

    6:47 she said that then, but then Caleb came along and changed everything! U guys are so cute and wholesome❤❤❤

  • @Koitus36
    @Koitus36 2 года назад +337

    Answers to direct questions:
    1: Romcom pals: Just no
    2: Morning wood: It’s just blood flow, and yes it does spring up, thus leaning against the wall to tilt. Also it’s not comfortable to try and bend it. Lastly, it’s very difficult to control the stream because we have to push to pee hard. So by tilting, we are pointing directly into the bowl. There are other issues with morning wood and peeing, especially if we were using it the night before. That’s what showers are for…
    3: Yeah, so it’s pushed down between the legs when taking a shit, not just leave it on the seat, because we have to pee at the start too. Additionally, If one is very well endowed and have a shower, the water becomes a problem.
    4: Usually dudes have to be multi-facetted to attract a girl. Confidence, brains, funny, looks, in shape, etc… Girls… not so much. That said, girls need to also be multi-facetted to keep a dude around. That said, hook up culture has allowed 80% of girls to pursue 10% of men. Giving the 10% a large selection to just pick from.
    5: Dudes like to grab our junk, it’s our best friend since birth.
    6: Asses last longer than the tits imo, we can have a lot of fun with any tits, they’re tits, we don’t really care. I’m being serious here… don’t be so hard on yourself about your cup size, very few men are strictly concerned about it. A cups to E cups, they’re all our cup of tea. Asses and our obsession with their size seems to be a social contagion. Mostly derived from pop culture, and yoga pants.
    7: getting trapped in impressions: It happens, I get stuck in Christopher Walken pretty often. Also, my Scottish brogue is easy to trap myself in.

    • @uncrustable9923
      @uncrustable9923 2 года назад +8

      certain types grab their junk but you can't speak for everyone nor generalize because then they think that's all we do...

    • @ashaangus9781
      @ashaangus9781 2 года назад +10

      Thank u so much kind sir 🙏

    • @ryanschupbach679
      @ryanschupbach679 2 года назад +11

      Can confirm. #6 especially spot on. #7, English and Australian are my go tos but I find myself doing an Indian accent occasionally as well. Don't know why. Gets the most laughs when I'm caught doing it tho.

    • @fannybrooke7678
      @fannybrooke7678 2 года назад +10

      Thank you for answering. I was gonna end up asking my guy friend some of this 😂

    • @Koitus36
      @Koitus36 2 года назад +4

      @@uncrustable9923She asked, why men do it? That implies that the men she knows do, and I said that’s why they do it.

  • @TheJerseyNinja
    @TheJerseyNinja 2 года назад +898

    Honestly, the “essentials every guy keeps in his pockets” video, while it evolved into obvious joke items, it’s accurate. NOTHING else goes in the pocket with the phone. For 2 reasons. 1, we’re going to be pulling the phone in and out of the pocket dozens of times throughout the day, so having nothing else in that pocket ensures we don’t drop anything or pull out something else and it’s just a nuisance. And 2. Don’t need anything to be scratching the shit out of our phone especially the screen by having shit in the pocket that can be dragged against it dozens of times in the day lol

    • @alethein359
      @alethein359 2 года назад +5

      Get one of those wallet-style phone cases and then your screen will never get scratched

    • @TheJerseyNinja
      @TheJerseyNinja 2 года назад +25

      @@alethein359 nah that’s too much for a phone. I don’t want to have to flip something off the screen everytime I use it

    • @alethein359
      @alethein359 2 года назад +1

      @@TheJerseyNinja fair enough

    • @Entropy67
      @Entropy67 2 года назад +3

      I keep my wireless headphones in the same pocket, its like a round rock I doubt it would scratch my phone.

    • @TheJerseyNinja
      @TheJerseyNinja 2 года назад

      @@Entropy67 but isn’t it annoying having to reach around them to grab just your phone everytime? Vs just having your phone there

  • @garethlore
    @garethlore 2 года назад +257

    Just lost my dad a few days ago, been binging your video's along with a few others to take the pain away. So glad I found your channel when I did, It's helped a lot. Thanks for all the laughs!
    On an unrelated note: Peeing in the shower is actually a way of treating athletes foot. Strange, huh?

    • @catnipfishing998
      @catnipfishing998 2 года назад +12

      I'm so sorry for your loss, I'm still pretty young haven't lost my dad yet but I have lost three grandparents and I can't even tell you how this comment made me feel 🥺 just think you'll be waiting for the you at the stairs of heaven ❤️🙏God bless you

    • @taylorgallagher2832
      @taylorgallagher2832 2 года назад +9

      So sorry for your loss. I hope you’re doing ok and feel free to reach out if you need to vent to someone

    • @catnipfishing998
      @catnipfishing998 2 года назад +6

      @@taylorgallagher2832 was that for me? If so that was years ago and I'm dealing with it better than I was🙏❤️ praise your heart either way

    • @hazelhughes4267
      @hazelhughes4267 2 года назад +3

      You learn something new everyday I guess

    • @kallmekris
      @kallmekris  2 года назад +109

      Hope you’re doing ok love ❤️ sorry for your loss

  • @RebeccaMiggiani
    @RebeccaMiggiani Месяц назад +2

    Honesty your my fav youtuber and u always make me laugh 😂❤

  • @aubreycole8961
    @aubreycole8961 2 года назад +184

    Kris deserves twice the compliments she gives us she’s so beautiful and funny and makes so many people smile every time she posts

  • @greatgonzigaming
    @greatgonzigaming 2 года назад +242

    As a part of the “All Male” group chat, I can neither confirm nor deny anything that was said in there, including the sending of any of these Tik Toks and their falsehood or truth.

  • @AndrewDematteis
    @AndrewDematteis 2 года назад +523

    Let's just take a moment to appreciate how none of Kris's videos are reaction videos for her own amusement, but more like a conversation with us. That's why I think we all love her.

    • @SolarDNA
      @SolarDNA 2 года назад +32

      Also, let's just take a moment to appreciate Kris. Full stop.👌

    • @nicolecodbrajoe5229
      @nicolecodbrajoe5229 2 года назад +22

      You're so right.

    • @kallmekris
      @kallmekris  2 года назад +84

      🥹❤️❤️❤️

    • @reganelona
      @reganelona 2 года назад +11

      Even better that we can relate with her personality!

    • @simonbarry3142
      @simonbarry3142 2 года назад +2

      ❤😍❤😍❤😍🤗😗😂🤣😂

  • @snow16snowflake
    @snow16snowflake 2 месяца назад +3

    8:45 wait so that’s why there was always pee on the walls and floor in my primary school… (we had toilets for girls and boys, not separate ones btw)

    • @Connor-Colyer
      @Connor-Colyer 2 месяца назад +1

      Nah, some people just can’t aim..

  • @TheReaverOfDarkness
    @TheReaverOfDarkness Год назад +88

    4:47 Because of its positioning on the body, it's not actually able to reach the water (unless the water is coming up WAY too high), but it does bump up against the porcelain rim which is probably the primary reason I rinse it off after I pee.

    • @dominiczubedy3229
      @dominiczubedy3229 Год назад +3

      my 9incher bathes in the water, jk i got 6

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness Год назад +5

      @@dominiczubedy3229 It would have to be more like 12-15" for most toilets

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness Год назад

      ​@@hughmungus431 Literally consult an anatomy diagram to debunk this claim. Even females can figure this out. But just for you, I measured it out. The distance from the base of my penis to the water is an entire nine inches. Given that base is oriented a bit upward and it would have to go around my scrotum, you'd have to add another two inches or so. Thus I would need an eleven-incher, flaccid, just for my dick to even brush the surface of the water in the toilet. Erect, the length wouldn't even matter because it wouldn't be pointing in the right direction anyway.
      And having the water higher in your toilet won't change much. The water in mine is four inches below the rim, any higher and you'll be dipping your teabag in when you sit down, and it would spill onto the floor when you flush. And no, I won't believe you if you try to tell me that yours is greater than seven inches in length while flaccid.
      Just because your self esteem rests upon peoples' perception of your dick size doesn't justify you claiming that you stir the soup every day. You could have a massive cock and still not be able to reach it.

    • @XyXy1127
      @XyXy1127 10 месяцев назад +2

      I rlly don’t get men

    • @AndrewGilbert-dc1zl
      @AndrewGilbert-dc1zl 9 месяцев назад +1

      toilets in aus are different you have to hold it the water come up way to high on some of the newer ones

  • @dancortat7445
    @dancortat7445 2 года назад +187

    The one good thing about having ADHD and always forgetting what day of the week it is, is that I always get a happy surprise when I see the notification of a new video from Kris without realizing that we've been waiting a good amount of time for this, like "Oh, it's today that Kris uploads on youtube!", so I don't suffer the affliction of counting the days to laugh hard with her videos :)

  • @tdox5761
    @tdox5761 2 года назад +836

    As for the "toilet" situation it neither hangs low or rests, it just kind chills there like how it is when you normally take a seat. The "touch the water" allegation could lead to some confusion and or high expectations that would really bring discouragement to men, because the only way it could do that is if it were way above average. Thank you and goodbye.
    Edit: Ok fine, it does sometimes sit. But how tf are some of y’all saying it touches the water 😂

    • @sandalette5861
      @sandalette5861 2 года назад +179

      So... you all don't let it rest on your shoulders?!

    • @arlokenna
      @arlokenna 2 года назад +23

      Your a king

    • @andrewthebeast56
      @andrewthebeast56 2 года назад +8

      It sits for me

    • @BOB-of4ub
      @BOB-of4ub 2 года назад +38

      What do you think that little stool some people have in their bathrooms is for

    • @jakelabar6147
      @jakelabar6147 2 года назад +4

      wait thats not normal?

  • @finallycleanswiftie
    @finallycleanswiftie Месяц назад +3

    5:02 i really DIDNT need to hear u talking abt that but OkAyYyYy.... 😭😭

  • @mrwofl1015
    @mrwofl1015 2 года назад +297

    Anyone else love how kris just speaks her mind no matter what?

  • @jasminemaherelgohary8151
    @jasminemaherelgohary8151 2 года назад +987

    Your cute compliments take us to another world that we'd never imagined before, thank you kris for making our day ❤❤❤

    • @Robotbot26372
      @Robotbot26372 2 года назад +6

      I think their reson she no loged dis comment it’s to deep and nice

    • @That_girl_Val
      @That_girl_Val 2 года назад +2

      @@Robotbot26372 English?

    • @KiltedKrusader
      @KiltedKrusader 2 года назад +1

      Honestly though! I have always hated morning work. Since finding Kris, I watch a video every morning and they've been so much better! This is a legen.. Just too much good to say... dary woman.

    • @KiltedKrusader
      @KiltedKrusader 2 года назад

      @@That_girl_Val agreed hahaha no dis intended but just a wee proof read before posting.

    • @That_girl_Val
      @That_girl_Val 2 года назад

      @@KiltedKrusader lol

  • @Llemonjello
    @Llemonjello Год назад +38

    Touching the bowl or the water is one of the most disturbing but real possibilities for guys. It doesn't happen often... But that's due to diligent avoidance.
    Also, don't be down on yourself about your "feminine anatomy"... You're gorgeous and there's no reason to add anything else!

  • @CrowCryptic-J2U
    @CrowCryptic-J2U Месяц назад +1

    I physically can’t even look at my bed if I haven’t showered for more than a full day and a half. I need to feel clean to even function

  • @supersloth215
    @supersloth215 2 года назад +647

    Okay... so let's talk about embarrassing stuff: Sitting on the toilet, unless you are unusually equine, you are not typically "fishing in the water". In my experience, I am more likely hitting my willy against the inside front portion of the porcelain. What happens more commonly to me (and exceptionally gross!) is that if I stay seated while flushing, if the water rises before going down, my guy is going for a swim. Which has me immediately washing my friend. Now, I either just don't flush while seated, or yes, I have flopped my fellow on top of the seat.
    Next, hand in pants: I have never been one to put/keep my hand down the front of my pants, but, at times when I sit down, I find that I am sitting (painfully) on things of which I do not wish to sit. I'll have to reach in, on a reconnaissance mission, to rescue (retrieve) vulnerable parts from underneath me.

    • @emilymulcahy
      @emilymulcahy 2 года назад +58

      Us wamminz thank you for your candor

    • @garybainbridge5811
      @garybainbridge5811 2 года назад

      Love putting my hand in my ants, it's comforting 👍

    • @anime224mha
      @anime224mha 2 года назад +23

      Okay 👌 that's some info 😗

    • @dbackscott
      @dbackscott 2 года назад +97

      I was going to say that I usually sling it over my shoulder, but we all know that’s a lie.

    • @Nevets-qh4jf
      @Nevets-qh4jf 2 года назад +44

      If a guys junk is dipping in the water OMG good for you bro.

  • @sylmaerie
    @sylmaerie 2 года назад +277

    kris you’re the best 😭 the little compliments at the beginning of each video fr make me so happy every day please never stop

  • @josephdee1453
    @josephdee1453 2 года назад +424

    So much laughs on this Kris. Totally relatable. And YESSS. we do sleep without blankets but we can make anything A BLANKET. also love your room Kris, spacious and wonderful. Great!!

    • @AnshYadav-hm7oy
      @AnshYadav-hm7oy 2 года назад +1

      fr

    • @stoningupper
      @stoningupper 2 года назад

      My friend bought me a blanket and I sleep with it every night lmfao

    • @katemm9110
      @katemm9110 2 года назад

      I'm actually here in less than an hour!

    • @gamblertheclown7397
      @gamblertheclown7397 2 года назад

      I used a couch pillow as a blanket once.

    • @LssjMagnumblitz
      @LssjMagnumblitz 2 года назад

      WE do not do anything. YOU may sleep without a blanket like a cold blooded freak, but not ME/US/WE. Anyone is capable of using anything as a blanket, it's not just about gender. And sometimes there can be a certain temperature to where you don't need a blanket, but again, that has nothing to do about being male or female.

  • @Zoeyslays12
    @Zoeyslays12 3 месяца назад +5

    Going back to Kris’s old vids literally about to cry 😭

  • @StupiidLuciid
    @StupiidLuciid Год назад +756

    I love how she compliments us at the start of each video. Its even better when you go along with it lol.
    "Can you blink for me?" *I actually blink*
    "Omg did you wink at me? I just winked at you :)"
    Kris, you just made me smile for the first time today. ....And its the end of the day. Literally 10pm and this is the first time I smiled today. Thanks.

    • @Strawberrysins11
      @Strawberrysins11 Год назад +12

      I know this is stupid but, I'm sure your outfit looks so adorable, even if your wearing sweats with some random xmas sweater I'm sure you look great:)

    • @crazyliferansdell-bd1dt
      @crazyliferansdell-bd1dt Год назад +5

      same
      I did that to I love her she is the best

    • @Vertical_Foregrip
      @Vertical_Foregrip Год назад +1

      Emo

    • @Weston-fish
      @Weston-fish Год назад +1

      True

    • @Rosey.cheeks2010
      @Rosey.cheeks2010 Год назад +6

      @@Vertical_Foregrip how does that make someone emo

  • @KempQ
    @KempQ 2 года назад +1562

    This girl’s humor is top tier

  • @SCHW3DER
    @SCHW3DER 2 года назад +187

    As a guy I can say that most of the info is so true, you can't be a man without experiencing every one of these. And no, our soldiers don't touch the water or the seat, we just let it just hang out above the water.

    • @jazzyj7834
      @jazzyj7834 2 года назад +22

      I'm pretty sure every dude has had those days where he didn't sit correctly and dipped the tip >_>

    • @whatamidoingwithmylife2166
      @whatamidoingwithmylife2166 2 года назад +13

      My curious mind has gotten her answers

    • @kallmekris
      @kallmekris  2 года назад +43

      Thank you for this information sir 👌🏻

    • @crazyvato2005
      @crazyvato2005 2 года назад +8

      Most definitely have had the tip dip in the water before..its horrible haha.

    • @crazyvato2005
      @crazyvato2005 2 года назад +3

      @Michael Skinner hahah yeah and then you gotta go shower or wash the hell outta it.

  • @LouiseWortman-n5x
    @LouiseWortman-n5x Месяц назад

    I literally had to payse the video because of your Banana joke. LMAO!!!😂 I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING! Next time in class, I'll do that!

  • @brandonvangieson8087
    @brandonvangieson8087 2 года назад +49

    Oooooof, the guys vs girls experience on tinder hit me in the soft bits. A girl once told me she thought I had a really impressive walk. I don't even know what that means, and I've been riding the high of that compliment for like 5 years.

    • @uncrustable9923
      @uncrustable9923 2 года назад +1

      tf does an impressive walk mean?? like did she mean the way you walk or what?😂

    • @Dimariz
      @Dimariz 2 года назад

      Lmao what?🤣

    • @matthewminckler3386
      @matthewminckler3386 2 года назад

      we gotta take the compliments where/when we can my guy

    • @jenn8179
      @jenn8179 2 года назад

      It's sound weird but I love Keanu Reeves' walk. He has this king of pigeon-toed walk and these broad shoulders. It's the swagger! Melts my heart ❤ lol

    • @neonte13
      @neonte13 8 месяцев назад

      Damn... now I wanna be a gait king too! 😭

  • @rabbadoodles4522
    @rabbadoodles4522 2 года назад +92

    Kris: Why do boys do with their hands in their pants?
    Me: Adjusting Missile Trajectory

  • @Athena.rae5
    @Athena.rae5 2 года назад +1611

    I think we can all agree that kris always makes our day

  • @IdioticCreations-b3x
    @IdioticCreations-b3x 7 дней назад

    For the forgotten blankets one, when I cannot find a blanked I will use anything from a napkin to a washing machine to sleep under. (Not literally) 4:21

  • @bitchno666
    @bitchno666 2 года назад +266

    the fact that kris takes the time to go thru, read, reply, and like the comments her fans post. she is very committed, and the fact she doesn’t hate on others or discriminate. she is the definition of amazing 🧡🧡🧡
    Edit: tysm for the likes. i honestly wasn’t trying to get this many lol

  • @calliefuller5056
    @calliefuller5056 2 года назад +401

    I love how Kris is exploring with her look as of late. Her bangs are fucking killer. Plus her eye makeup especially in this video is gorgeous and makes the blue in her eyes pop. I've always had a hard-core crush on Kris not just bc of her looks which is an added bonus but her extremely genuine, kind, caring, and hilarious personality. She always puts a smile on my face without fail no matter what mood I'm in. Plus I feel all the warn fuzzies watching her videos. Please continue living your best life Kris and make sure you always pursue your true happiness and nothing else. I admire and look up to you so much! Keep being authentically you and I look forward to watching more of you!!!❤💜🥰

    • @chrystaljennings6447
      @chrystaljennings6447 2 года назад +2

    • @zephadusjoltspark6951
      @zephadusjoltspark6951 2 года назад +4

      I honestly almost didn't recognize her in the thumbnail! Very different than I'm used to, but absolutely killing it.

    • @Monkey_Queen-ku5pm
      @Monkey_Queen-ku5pm 2 года назад

      it is flawless

    • @idiotsandwich1350
      @idiotsandwich1350 2 года назад +1

      Yesss ikr, it’s like one of her videos pops up on my fyp and bi panic ensues lol

    • @Monkey_Queen-ku5pm
      @Monkey_Queen-ku5pm 2 года назад

      @kyoka jiro lol same by the way i love jiro from MHA( its one of my fave shows)

  • @McCool117
    @McCool117 2 года назад +176

    I wouldn't say 100% is relatable, but the skid marks one is definitely true.
    Fun fact: some urinals have a fly printed on them, because drunk guys tend to aim for it, instead of peeing everywhere else.

    • @jokernobody3921
      @jokernobody3921 2 года назад +2

      Hehe, so true

    • @charlesco7413
      @charlesco7413 2 года назад +4

      I try to move the urinal cake

    • @commieslayer6740
      @commieslayer6740 2 года назад

      I got curious n googled toilet targets n found my next just kuz self gift

  • @LeeKnows4thcat127
    @LeeKnows4thcat127 22 часа назад

    Watching her old videos because she brings me comfort after a break down

  • @wewden6887
    @wewden6887 2 года назад +86

    Absolutely amazing work by Jay. Love how he shows the references to the quotes and impressions Kris makes and does.

  • @rparker1986
    @rparker1986 2 года назад +206

    Whenever I'm feeling down about myself... I watch one of Kris's videos... She makes me feel better about myself. Thanks so much Kris for all you do!

  • @joshsignitusgaming5930
    @joshsignitusgaming5930 Год назад +97

    "You're worthy, you're cute, you needed that today" not wrong. Made me smile uncontrollable lol. Love your vids, Kris! They bring me happiness!!

  • @kyjano-cr9tv
    @kyjano-cr9tv 2 месяца назад

    3:03
    every teen or man has this, cause if it will stay up, you cant pee, so youre gonna panic and think about just doing it in the shower or outside

  • @Fox_Planes
    @Fox_Planes 8 месяцев назад +70

    Dear kris as a member of the male community I am very sorry you have been exposed to our deepest darkest secrets. We would like to humbly offer a massive apology and we hope you forgive and have mercy on us
    Ps at the start with the blinking really touched my heart after a long day of school

  • @owengreig1088
    @owengreig1088 2 года назад +34

    6:01 Thanks, Kris, I did need that today. Sometimes it's tough to have your brother and best friend going on about their women while you sit there silent because you have never even been on a date and therefore have no way to add to the conversation.

  • @chococopops_
    @chococopops_ Год назад +118

    Dear Kris, as a part of the mentally ill teens community, I'm so thankful to you bc whenever I feel like shit I just go and watch your videos and it cheers me up alot since I relate alot with your confusion moments (cuz life confuses me) and you are funny in general. Only downside is that I pretty much watched all of your videos (but no worries cuz your vids are so good I never get bored). Just like when Life gives lemons to some people and they make lemonade, when Life givesme shit and make me cry I watch your videos, Kris. I wish you an amazing life and hope that you feel as wonderful as you are to me. -A depressed mentally ill french teenager who apologizes for the spelling mistakes

    • @rosey5288
      @rosey5288 Год назад +1

      😊 oh my god your profile picture is a guy from an anime I watch

    • @kingr4805
      @kingr4805 Год назад +3

      bro i am lovin your message

    • @My_Brain_Aint_Braining
      @My_Brain_Aint_Braining 11 месяцев назад +1

      Twins?

    • @brianwevers9832
      @brianwevers9832 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@rosey5288 oh my god your profile is the bunny im eating (this is a joke dont take this serious)

    • @1didntdoit1swear
      @1didntdoit1swear 9 месяцев назад +1

      Same bro

  • @aaronalkor
    @aaronalkor 2 месяца назад

    3:46 Actually, I’ve never pissed in a bottle. On roadtrips, I either do it in the tall grass, behind a tree, or at the hotel. Never needed a bottle for that situation

  • @alexhartke8558
    @alexhartke8558 2 года назад +104

    For women peeing in a bottle: it's called a "go girl". It's in the camping section in walmarts or sporting goods stores. Kind of a rubber funnel, designed to fit against you under there, allowing you to pee while standing. Meant for camping without dropping your pants, but can be used to pee into a bottle.

    • @timothymartin5538
      @timothymartin5538 2 года назад +15

      Alternatively a 'she-wee'

    • @Junior-zq2ls
      @Junior-zq2ls 2 года назад +2

      Friend did that. She had to borrow pants after

    • @maceywalker6120
      @maceywalker6120 2 года назад +1

      I have one of those🤣

    • @fallencaryatidcv
      @fallencaryatidcv 2 года назад

      @@Junior-zq2ls yeahhhhh, they take practice. The packaging warns you to practice in the shower several times til you have the technique down perfect. 😅😂

    • @JBWinter
      @JBWinter 2 года назад +2

      I've known 2 ex-military women that used index cards for the same effect

  • @Iowalife
    @Iowalife Год назад +107

    “As a child I had brothers and dad(s)” had me rolling

    • @-.Saturn._.Puppets.-
      @-.Saturn._.Puppets.- 10 месяцев назад +1

      SAME- MY MOM THOUGHT I WAS DYING UNTIL SHE CAME INTO MY ROOM😭😭

  • @Cats-wr9er
    @Cats-wr9er 2 года назад +181

    Kris it’s crazy that even on your WORST days you still compliment US! You don’t get enough appreciation for that so I just thought I’d tell you that YOUR hair is fire 🔥 💕

  • @VladMakesBeats
    @VladMakesBeats 2 месяца назад +4

    11:30 actually it’s so that we don’t reveal any games that we had been playing..

  • @MaliciousMollusc
    @MaliciousMollusc 2 года назад +108

    Probably the most rachet/Bear Grylls blanket I've ever seen is when me and my cousins were at a fishing/survival trip by the sea. My uncle used a very large plastic sheet/tarp as a blanket. He looked like a dumped body wrapped in plastic.

  • @-crystxlmoon
    @-crystxlmoon 2 года назад +142

    Jay's got some serious dedication. Round of applause for him, please.
    Edit: Tysm! I've never gotten this many likes!

  • @TheAnimeVault12956
    @TheAnimeVault12956 5 месяцев назад +45

    As a 17 year old male. The compliment one is so true. If you get a compliment from a boy it’s fine but a girl, it’s DIFFERENT it’s like oh shoot on the outside but on the inside, ur mind is racing.

    • @ColbyNotFound16
      @ColbyNotFound16 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, I’m a female, but when I got a compliment from a boy your mind just starts racing

    • @Jane-si1lv
      @Jane-si1lv 5 месяцев назад +2

      as a female, i agree with this as well. I also feel like us girls/women don't give boys/men enough credit for the things they do for us.

    • @ColbyNotFound16
      @ColbyNotFound16 5 месяцев назад

      @@Jane-si1lv yeah

    • @avalon-alora6402
      @avalon-alora6402 2 месяца назад

      I'm a 17 year old female and I think it's cute that's how boys react to compliments

  • @LeslieDaniels-gt1ol
    @LeslieDaniels-gt1ol 13 часов назад

    5:00 it usually just doesn't touch either tbh, and if it does, we just ignore it.

  • @oliveoil1967
    @oliveoil1967 2 года назад +200

    The sad thing is that us men give flowers to women but we don’t even get our first flowers till it’s out funeral, and all we need is just one compliment and that will keep us going for another 5 years, thank you Kris for complementing us guys during this video because I really needed that 🙏, and that’s just the sad reality of it men don’t recurve the love and attention a women gets.

    • @Igottagowalkmyfish
      @Igottagowalkmyfish 2 года назад +3

      u sound cool

    • @YoGrannyGotNoKnees
      @YoGrannyGotNoKnees 2 года назад +4

      @@Igottagowalkmyfish you sound hot

    • @felixfam0481
      @felixfam0481 2 года назад +3

      Yeah I really felt that too, it's true and it applies to so many guys sadly

    • @deusexaethera
      @deusexaethera 2 года назад +1

      "This Valentine's Day, show him you love him, with a handful of severed genitalia."
      Yeah, there's a reason guys don't like flowers. But if you like them, go for it I guess.

    • @paulbarry7760
      @paulbarry7760 2 года назад +1

      Facts

  • @laszlolorenzi979
    @laszlolorenzi979 2 года назад +158

    11:20 it's always a good moment when Kris switches to the Nona voice when discussing something inappropriate 😂😂

  • @jorjicostava4336
    @jorjicostava4336 2 года назад +71

    As a man I can confirm that all these are true, relatable and hilarious.

  • @JasonGraceYt1
    @JasonGraceYt1 Месяц назад +2

    "✨WHAT WERE REALLY LOOKIN FOR IS AtLaNtIs✨" fr love the way he said it XD

  • @emmetkennedy1030
    @emmetkennedy1030 2 года назад +77

    Another brilliant video Kris!
    1) I’ve never used my balls for heat!
    2) When sitting on the toilet it just hangs there… long enough to not touch the water & packed away before touching the toilet seat. So you’re good! 🤣
    3) anyone who says they haven’t peed in the shower is a liar!
    4) My bed always gets taken over slowly by past girl friends, resulting in me (while asleep) taking the full duvet & waking up to a kick in my back!
    Keep being You Kris, you bring smiles to millions! Hello from Ireland 🇮🇪

    • @DavidLinn
      @DavidLinn 2 года назад +1

      i've peed in the shower a couple times when i was a teenager to experience the freedom of not giving a shit. but stopped quickly because i didn't like the idea of standing where my pee was.

    • @OffWhiteDyne
      @OffWhiteDyne 2 года назад +1

      Stop exopising traitor

    • @benjackson1771
      @benjackson1771 2 года назад +2

      @@OffWhiteDyne He exposed us that damn TRAITOR

    • @alder9783
      @alder9783 2 года назад +2

      @@benjackson1771 well they got the first one wrong but still they have betrayed us and is a meniscus to all men for revealing our secrets

    • @benjackson1771
      @benjackson1771 2 года назад

      @@alder9783 We have to exterminate them all

  • @samanthayang2834
    @samanthayang2834 2 года назад +234

    Let’s have a moment and realize that Kris always makes herself so pretty for us ♥️

    • @MothGM
      @MothGM 2 года назад +5

      And, according to her, we’re pretty too.

    • @bvttercvpx
      @bvttercvpx 2 года назад +1

      @@MothGM you are! Everyone is

    • @cedar111
      @cedar111 2 года назад +2

      She’s always pretty

    • @MothGM
      @MothGM 2 года назад

      @@bvttercvpx debatable on the first bit, but ok

    • @bvttercvpx
      @bvttercvpx 2 года назад

      @@MothGM I feel the same way 🙂🙃

  • @TAP7a
    @TAP7a 2 года назад +168

    The compliment one is absolutely true. It's important for us men to not feel entitled to them or to feel entitled to anything further following one, but it's also important to acknowledge that for many men the world after education is essentially a brick wall. Like the unasked for attention that women get isn't great, but neither is the deafening silence that men get. The way we all live in our society with respect to social behaviour is actively damaging to everyone's wellbeing, and that's not counting actual bigotry, abuse and assault that occurs on top of that
    The solution to this starts with us men: compliment each other freely, call each other out when behaviour crosses the line, be there for each other and reach out to each other once in a while - organise something, send a message, pay a visit, whatever. When we overall can get ourselves into a better position, we can upgrade the conversation with women, but until then the fear of a compliment turning into stalking or SA is far too real and reasonable for women to be expected to pick up the slack. Time for us to bring each other up rather than waiting for someone else to do it.

    • @pillow-casidilla7781
      @pillow-casidilla7781 2 года назад +4

      Thank you for sharing this to women, however, understand that we still have a strict set of rules to follow as part of the Guy Society. Never forget that
      Kind regards
      Member of the Guy Society

    • @brittanycrowe-howell4806
      @brittanycrowe-howell4806 2 года назад +1

      @@pillow-casidilla7781 and they are?

    • @infinityblayde1973
      @infinityblayde1973 2 года назад +4

      @@brittanycrowe-howell4806 Thanks for asking!
      Unfortunately, the Guy Society is unable to share any of these rules with non-members. So sorry.
      Warmest regards,
      Another member of the Guy Society

    • @deviljho4260
      @deviljho4260 2 года назад +2

      @@brittanycrowe-howell4806 secrets shall only be shared with other guys in the guy society

    • @trigex415
      @trigex415 2 года назад +3

      You dropped this king 👑

  • @mlwins7
    @mlwins7 Месяц назад

    I just had a huge laugh attack when you reacted to the men putting their hands in the nether regions when it's cold outside. But the answer to that is that it is the warmest part of our body and keeps our fingers from turning purple and blue and losing our fingers.

  • @mylebianca
    @mylebianca 2 года назад +122

    The new set is FIRE! I’m so excited for the new house!! You deserve the entire world honestly, I feel like I’ve been through this journey with you in these past couple years and I’m literally so proud of you. I’m getting emotional thinking about how much you’ve grown as a person and as a creator and how much confidence you’ve gained ❤ so proud of you girl YOU DESERVE IT ALL 🥰 ly

    • @kallmekris
      @kallmekris  2 года назад +25

      You are so sweet thank you 🙏🏻 ❤️🥹

  • @carlosforma5978
    @carlosforma5978 2 года назад +121

    About the Dawn Forest (exchanging terms to make it less obvious, but might have been too not obvious 😅), the biggest problem isn't having to hold it down. The biggest problem is that it increases the pressure of the stream, which always gets shot further up than normal, so you need to put it vertically down to hit the toilet bowl. Then, as the bladder empties, the pressure goes down and you need to very quickly adjust it to not pee outside. Overall, not a pleasant experience.
    About the position of the "little friend" when seated on the toilet, you seem to overestimate the flaccid size of it (or maybe its position on the body). I, for one, have it inside the bowl when doing the number 2. Never touched the water, but when quarter mast it has touched the wall, however I prefer having it inside so I can pee while sitting there for the "2nd Ritual of Nature". When it touches the wall, I simply move further back on the seat, and I always shower after dropping the droppings.

    • @DrSwazz
      @DrSwazz 2 года назад

      For crying out loud, "dick" and "piss." I'm not tryna read all this euphemistic shit

    • @anonymoususer3872
      @anonymoususer3872 2 года назад +13

      My God!!! No offence but you didn't have to phrase it like that!😂😂

    • @luciegrant
      @luciegrant 2 года назад +14

      I LITERALLY LOVE THIS COMMENT

    • @Zabiru-
      @Zabiru- 2 года назад +10

      Hold up, you always shower after going #2? 🤨

    • @carlosforma5978
      @carlosforma5978 2 года назад +5

      @@Zabiru- Yes, why? Something wrong?

  • @Fern_bugg
    @Fern_bugg 2 года назад +33

    7:05 I recently learned this but usually the salt shaker has two holes because the salt pours faster and the pepper shaker has three holes because the pepper pieces are bigger and it pours slower. ✨the more you know✨

    • @cruc_f_xx
      @cruc_f_xx 2 года назад

      Not to be that person, but that's a perfect analogy of humans too

    • @Fern_bugg
      @Fern_bugg 2 года назад

      @@cruc_f_xx sure. Let’s go with that

  • @JayBird-h8g
    @JayBird-h8g Месяц назад +11

    Girls having multiple people simping over them: "Omg im famous!"
    Boys having one girl liking them: "Omg im famous!"

  • @emo_worm_thing
    @emo_worm_thing 2 года назад +486

    As a woman, I am embarrassed to admit, that I understood almost all of these.
    Edit, mom I’m famous wake up-

    • @m4ttstrn
      @m4ttstrn 2 года назад +27

      ..You are now the man

    • @jawslovesbrody5246
      @jawslovesbrody5246 2 года назад +4

      Lmao same here

    • @abandoned_account_6712
      @abandoned_account_6712 2 года назад +5

      Same :') I have a brother who I share a room with

    • @kayleighawe
      @kayleighawe 2 года назад +2

      Same😭

    • @araelsongheart6918
      @araelsongheart6918 2 года назад +3

      I understood all of the things being said in both videos.
      One thing I thought when it was mentioned that guys have their hands in their pants (I think temperature was mentioned) was that it’s like the underboob.

  • @hele_manzo
    @hele_manzo 2 года назад +262

    It doesn't matter if I'm feeling happy or sad, an update from Kris ALWAYS makes me feel soo giddy 'cause I know I'm about to lose my sh*t laughing. Never fails. Also, yes, I winked at you Kris 😉😂.

  • @sadra9252
    @sadra9252 2 года назад +193

    I have to add a few things
    1: this eyeliner color and the bangs combination looks so gorgeous🥰
    You eyes are the definition of beauty
    2: Jay is the best editor ever no cap. And if you read this, please do let him know that his work is very much loved and appreciated and we would love to see more of him in the videos❤️

    • @ReaperAngel666
      @ReaperAngel666 2 года назад +3

      Truer words have yet to be spoken.

    • @sadra9252
      @sadra9252 2 года назад +1

      @@ReaperAngel666 🙌

    • @mahmoodrezahaddad7994
      @mahmoodrezahaddad7994 2 года назад +1

      👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

    • @idioticbagel2833
      @idioticbagel2833 2 года назад +1

      Facts

    • @rheah7180
      @rheah7180 2 года назад +1

      Thanks for saving me time by writing my comment for me! Couldn’t agree more ❤️

  • @MasonGraham-p1k
    @MasonGraham-p1k Месяц назад

    4:34 it usually hangs down, but its never able to touch the water.

  • @SmitePlayz1
    @SmitePlayz1 8 месяцев назад +27

    Ive never been complimented by anyone but my girlfriend. When we started dating, she said i looked really handsome in one of my photos on instagram. It still makes me smile to this day

  • @keyblader1985
    @keyblader1985 2 года назад +52

    The compliment thing is 100 percent accurate; to the point that even her little compliments to a faceless audience resonated with me a little bit.

    • @TR3NDER
      @TR3NDER 2 года назад +1

      🎩🎩🎩🎩

  • @dreamscape9295
    @dreamscape9295 2 года назад +20

    5:13 is absolutely real, can confirm. Getting compliments is rare and we remember them for a long time. This clip got me in the feels.

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 2 года назад +1

      I don't remember them
      because I don't have any to remember

    • @MemoryLaneCentral
      @MemoryLaneCentral Год назад

      Awww
      Well, I think your a fun person

  • @RezlexYT
    @RezlexYT 11 дней назад

    9:15 we have to fix our “thing”’s position because sometimes it gets in a weird spot.

  • @stevenstaggs8827
    @stevenstaggs8827 2 года назад +286

    the pocket thing is sooooooooo true lmfao. we literally can fit anything in our pockets

    • @yukii8564
      @yukii8564 2 года назад +15

      girl pants were made to hold one thing: lipstick. everything falls out, or is easily stolen

    • @lgreen1966
      @lgreen1966 2 года назад +3

      @@yukii8564 no fr

    • @Jessie_7
      @Jessie_7 2 года назад +2

      Bitch im jealous we can barely fit our phone in our pocket

    • @yukii8564
      @yukii8564 2 года назад +2

      @Evening Clouds BROOO LIKE WHY ONLY SWEATPANTS HAVE DEEP POCKETS!? Some don't even have deep pockets!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @wolf_lover6666
      @wolf_lover6666 2 года назад +2

      I fit 2 tablets and a bluetooth spewker.

  • @theyyluvvmyaaa
    @theyyluvvmyaaa 2 года назад +165

    Kris is like my favorite RUclipsr, she makes my day EVERYDAY and NEVER fails to entertain us❤️

  • @andrewwalid6192
    @andrewwalid6192 2 года назад +18

    10:05 you don't need to grow neither one of them as long as you feel confidence and satisfied with it, you're so perfect as you are

  • @YamzieMoyo
    @YamzieMoyo Месяц назад +3

    3:00 HOW DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT THE SPRING 😂😂

  • @matiapolano1552
    @matiapolano1552 2 года назад +1172

    As per the "does Mr. Johnson go on the toilet seat or into the toilet water" question:....
    Ultimately, where you put it during your reprieve is up to you. The choice is yours.
    Though, practically and on average...
    No... we do not put it on the toilet seat, nor does it fandangle the toilet water (gross).
    It goes inside the toilet but does not touch the toilet water as most guys' Johnson's are not so well endowed....
    Unless of course... I am the one who is abnormally not well endowed for I have not witnessed other gents doing their business and thus cannot confirm nor deny any of this...
    Oh god...
    My world is imploding on itself.
    All I thought I knew... gone into the abyss of doubt.
    Could it be?! ...
    ...
    Nah.
    Sometimes it may touch the inner toilet seat depending on size and level of blood circulation during toilet usage.
    Also, putting it on top of the toilet seat poses a problem since usually there's a good chance of doing #1 while doing #2; it's just safer to have both barrels aiming at the target in case one misfires.
    In conclusion:
    -Most guys stick it in the toilet, though not touching the water.
    -This of course depends on size of toilet, water level inside said toilet, and length of Johnson (which itself can vary due to a vast array of factors, some of which include room temperature, Elk meat intake, and public wifi access).
    -Finally, I could be totally way off since I do not have a large sample size of urinal observations to confirm or deny these allegations. In which case my life is a lie and all is lost.
    Happy Tuesday

    • @parkerkaufman2754
      @parkerkaufman2754 2 года назад +68

      You explained this perfectly 👌

    • @JonasBuechnerArt
      @JonasBuechnerArt 2 года назад +65

      I am somewhat well endowed and I confirm these observations completely sir. Well done

    • @matiapolano1552
      @matiapolano1552 2 года назад +24

      @@JonasBuechnerArt thanks for the confirmation.

    • @Sxnflxwersun
      @Sxnflxwersun 2 года назад +5

      It’s Saturday

    • @alishba_.a8
      @alishba_.a8 2 года назад

      thanks for the explanation i was very curious if Mr. Johnson hangs or guys place it on the toilet seat😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂

  • @brixflixstudios9151
    @brixflixstudios9151 2 года назад +48

    6:00 I know this is dramatic but this part made cry happy tears because it’s just really sweet that you appreciate your audience no matter the gender. Thank you Kris.

  • @MoestitiaAddo
    @MoestitiaAddo 2 года назад +75

    Girls just try to make as big of a bubble between our arms and chest (regardless of size) as we can. Or just me. But I also collect water and watch it drop
    ... Also, the salt shaker has more holes in it.

    • @Scimitars-in-sandstone
      @Scimitars-in-sandstone Год назад +3

      Naw I’m with you on the bubble thing as well as being overly facininated with “woah my hair’s pretty long when it’s soaked through and actively pushed down by running water” 😂

    • @ehlseygreen8237
      @ehlseygreen8237 Год назад

      That's the sane thing I thought because I also try and see how much water j can hold and them I watch it drop

    • @angeldauvin2235
      @angeldauvin2235 Год назад

      body wash spred it on our arms and rub our arms together and wabammm bubble

    • @adelmalich4392
      @adelmalich4392 Год назад

      I thought I was the only weird person with the bubble thing lmao

  • @DEUTSCHLAND_TRAVELER
    @DEUTSCHLAND_TRAVELER Месяц назад

    We don’t want to be digging into our pockets to look for our phone but I do have my phone and wallet in the same pocket

  • @CloseTheDoor117
    @CloseTheDoor117 2 года назад +36

    Kris: "I wouldn't know, I'm abstinent"
    Also Kris: "So if I go to blow town...."
    😂😂😂

    • @voldlifilm
      @voldlifilm 2 года назад +3

      There are degrees to this stuff, I guess. Maybe she's just passing by blowtown on her way to school or whatever? Like she doesn't live there, but she pops (it) in from time to time? Or maybe abstinence only applies from the belt down?

    • @CloseTheDoor117
      @CloseTheDoor117 2 года назад +3

      @@voldlifilm damn thats some great thinking ngl

    • @ems2911
      @ems2911 2 года назад +2

      okay this is weird to talk about. She is making jokes about this stuff, she is absinent in every way

    • @kallmekris
      @kallmekris  2 года назад +1

      I’m dying 😂😂😂

    • @ems2911
      @ems2911 2 года назад

      @@kallmekris Lol🤣🤣🤣

  • @zoestinson6735
    @zoestinson6735 2 года назад +74

    Kris is definitely one of the funniest, relatable, and amazing youtubers out there. It really lifts me up to watch her videos and her jokes and comments make it feel like a fun conversation, not a RUclips video. Love your kris ❤️❤️

  • @robotjosh2239
    @robotjosh2239 2 года назад +16

    Boys take every compliment, no matter how slight, straight to heart and will remember it for years

    • @HelloIamCloudy
      @HelloIamCloudy Год назад +1

      Bro fax. When I was in 7th grade I was told I looked cute in glasses by a girl. That compliment is my go to when I feel like giving up. That is how little guys receive compliments

  • @SamClaffey-q1c
    @SamClaffey-q1c Месяц назад

    Right so get this: I said to my guy friends " I'm gonna go I'm watching the new heartstopper season so I'll c u guys later, to which they respond with 'isn't that the show with two gays all over eachvohrr " LIKE THERES SMT BAD ABOUT A DAMN FINE SHOW. Anyway I say to my girl friends (not in that way, I'm single sam, always and forever ^_^) alri imma go watch heartstopper now, to which they respond with the only acceptable answer: omg have fun ^_^ P.S love the content Kris