Tiktok's Only Boys Will Understand
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- Опубликовано: 28 май 2024
- Okay I understood some of these but I definitely need some explanation from the boys or any girls that understand in the comments below!
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A ❤️ for the boys 🙌🏻
Thank you, I honestly needed that
💙💙
Thanks kris
Thanks
❤️
Dear Kris, as a part of the “guy” community I would like to offer you an apology for learning about the forbidden topics, as “guys” we could never and would never confirm nor deny any of these allegations. Thank you.
Spoken like a true cultured man,comrade.
😂😂😂
Truth truth
@@Uchiha...Itachi what you doin here i thought you died?!
Okay but answer the question after 4:50
As a 19 year old male who’s never been in a relationship before, the compliment thing really hits hard actually. If a girl compliments me, I instantly start freaking out internally and generally will want to become friends with the girl. If a girl continues to compliment me, that’s where I start to develop feelings. However, I never really get past that and the cycle continues
Legit the same, just throw in some autism, social anxiety and a sprinkle of adhd. And voila the most dislikeable person is born
YOU CANNOT CONFIRM THE RUMORS TO THE FEMALES! THEY MUST NOT KNOW!
fax
bru for me l always get along with my boy classmates but never with my girl classmates
same bro
Any dude who has a long enough “hotdog” that it can touch the toilet water deserves an award
true
Its not a reward its a nuicence.
fr
FOR REAL kinda wish it was shorter not gonna lie...
My “tent pole” is more like a pencil
Dear kris as a member of the male community I am very sorry you have been exposed to our deepest darkest secrets. We would like to humbly offer a massive apology and we hope you forgive and have mercy on us
Ps at the start with the blinking really touched my heart after a long day of school
I still remember in 8th grade when a girl in my class stopped laughing at one of my jokes and sais "holy shit you have gorgeous eyes!" I'm 20 now and it still makes me smile lol
I remember a girl thought i wore mascara in 8th grade because my eye lashes are long for someone not wearing extensions
A girl in my class did the same thing but for my hair.
@@achillstopforshorts7562 me too I had eyelashes but I was cooking and they got burned
@@i7zV
Are... are those grew back? Same level of length and thickness? (my worst nightmare, after I've seen some horrible stuff in public - they were playing around with lighter and devil lettuce cigarettes). 😬
@@tia3816 yeh they are growing to the same level of length and thickness
Morning wood isn't the only thing we have to deal with. There's also full bladder wood (often related to morning wood), bus wood (aka bumpy road wood), loose fabric wood, and X-treme wood (ie when the blood is racing from non-arousal related excitement).
Just a few other examples.
as a woman i relate to the bus wood... but not wood..
If we're going that route...there's girl smiles at you wood, two things coming together to remotely look like cleavage wood, the way a women's pelvis swishes when they walk wood, it's been a few days and you see a slightly curvaceous piece of driftwood wood. etc.
@@MrKogline everything you mentioned is actual mental arousal due to visual stimulus, even if for the flimsiest of reasons. Everything I mentioned has nothing to do with arousal, but is a psychosomatic (aka involuntary) response to _physical_ stimulus.
@@JakkFrost1 Whether physical or visual is irrelevant, so go gaslight somewhere else. Also, that is not the definition of psychosomatic, it does not mean involuntary, it means the mind is effecting the body. I will now use the classic internet phrase, "Go educate yourself".
@@MrKogline yeah, for some reason I said psychosomatic when I meant to say autonomic.
As for the rest, surely you recognize the difference between becoming aroused and getting wood from simple physical stimulation?
Who is here rewatching in 2024
Bruh
@@Gatekeeper_Edits bruh what
Me I watch her in 2024 cuz her sh1t makes me laugh
@@Kaiju_191 lol same
Meh!
i will definitely be complimenting the men in my life more, that part actually made me cry
Dang, I didn’t know you girls were so sympathetic towards that, I’ve really only thought of it as a day to day thing 😅
As a member of the male community, thank you, every guy every appreciates you for this.
Us guys are way more sensitive than girls think lol.
Love how everything was about respect & understanding. No mocking, belittling, or hate. Count on Kris for unconditional love. & giggles. & weird voices. I especially like that last part.
Yep the voices are the best 😂
YES the random compliments are also awesome
I second this
That's why she's a women 🗿 not women ☕
Biggest W ever for Kris on not making this a toxic male v female thing and not degrading the TikToks she watched. Most people would react to the opposite gender’s related stuff just to crap on it but you try/do appreciate the mens side of things too. You don’t understand how much I appreciate that Kris🤙💚.
everything you said is completely facts!! and she earned my biggest respect from this here vid *edit* goes to show how mature she is compared to everyone else being immature and crass
@@uncrustable9923 fax
Hell yeah
You get a big FAT W
🤍
"a cute little stream" 🤣 Men try to silence their pee too lol. unusual toilets always pose a challenge, but we never get it on the first try. NEVER aim for the water!
true
The area right by the water is generally the quietest in my experience
I aim my di€k on the side on the toilet bowl 😂
@@lordofthebacon8890 yes
Do it in the water, it is for all to hear, But do it on the porcelain, it is silent to the ear.
“you’re cute”
Hahahahaha nice one Kris
😂😂😂
ROFL lmao
Just so people know, the shaker with the most holes in the top, usually 3, is supposed to be pepper, and the one with less, usually 2 holes, is supposed to be salt. The grains of salt are smaller than the grounds from the pepper. By putting it in the one with less, you have more control over how much salt you add to your dish.
I don't think I've ever even seen salt & pepper shakers with unequal amount of holes, so this explanation just gave me the confusion.
The way I remember it (because I worked a job where I had to refill them every night), is that salt = 1 hole, because it has one S and Pepper =3 holes, because it has 3 Ps 😕 god, what a sad life I've lived
this is the type of guy who counts the number of strawberry seeds
@@ashkorewhitemoon9240 really?
The grains of pepper is dust....way smaller than salt grains.... hence more holes for PEPPER!🤯
Kris totally got that right.
Girl: “He’s thinking about other girls isn’t he.”
Guy: “Literally thinking about nothing.”
what's more accurate is that she managed to get what most boys think ver accurate...
Like most of the time we often think about weird useless questions were too lazy to search online..
And you're thinking about thinking about nothing
Girls omg hes thinking about other girls
The boy:thinking about games and food
I made a meme using that template a few years ago:
"Girls spend more time wondering what a guy is thinking than guys spend thinking."
Girls: his thinking about girls rn
Guy: how does water taste?????
Ive never been complimented by anyone but my girlfriend. When we started dating, she said i looked really handsome in one of my photos on instagram. It still makes me smile to this day
Kris as boys we can not deny nor agree with these allegations.
As a part of the male community, it is a sad thing to see our fellow males snitching on us. BUT don't worry, there will be severe consequences. P.S. yes, it is like a diving board. Thanks for your time -- Castle M. Bradley.
They will be sent to insane training camps in North Korea depending on how much they expose .😀
The male community chat is top secret and no leaking is allowed
We will roast them for folding and snitching
they did not...
We will make them walk on lego
We going hunting boys
This girl’s humor is top tier
Ayoo, good lad, osrs for life :)
I agree
Agreed
Aye
Yeeep
"You can lay on top of me- i-is that weird? is that? (dies inside)... I like your hair." 🤣 -Kris
Kris “ I don’t pee in the shower”
Her 2 videos later “ Oh come on everyone pees in the shower including me”
😂😂😂😂😂
Cupping the water: "I'm a waterbender!"
Romantic comedies: Yes, but not just. Tonight, I'm watching Schindlers List because I have the house to myself.
Morningwood: It's the bodies way of excercising. It doesn't mean much.
Peeing with morningwood: Lean over the bowl, plant one hand on the wall and aim down. Not too hard, but it makes it easier to get everything out.
Teabagging the toilet bowl: It CAN happen, a lot of guys hold it so we don't dunk it. We never just slap it onto the seat or we'd pee on the floor.
Peeing in bottles: It does happen, but we'd rather stop and pee on a road sign.
We will remember compliments forever, yes.
Pretzels are just crispy/chewy because the dough is dunked in boiling baking soda water for a few seconds before baking. Bagels are similar.
We totally care if we're above average, but it doesn't matter when we have a partner that appreciates us. Remember the compliments? cuz we do.
Your fingers were about three inches apart.
Pissing in the shower: only if I've been drinking.
Crotching to warm our hands: We usually don't go all the way down, we keep it over our underwear
Pissing the stains away: No comment.
Discussing boobs and ass: Do people actually do this? I've never really done that.
Girlfriend takes up the bed: I just got out of a ten year relationship. most of that time, i slept on the couch/floor/armchair because my nose was broken in a fight and I snore like a chainsaw. When we did sleep together, she took half of the bed and her body pillow took half of my half.
Banana in front of other guys: "THROAT IT!"
i love this XD
We appreciate you :)
As a member of the male group, this is very accurate information.
xD wow- that’s just wow
How long did this take, Jesus it looks like would have taken like 3 hours bruh
I don’t think we’ve made it through one video without Kris saying “I wouldn’t know though because i’m abstinent”. It’s the funniest shit ever
yup, every video!
( I think ) lol
Your hair and makeup are absolutely adorable today!
As a member of the male community I must say we can all agree that you and all my male brotheren will not and would not agree nor disagree with these statements thank you for your time
Okay... so let's talk about embarrassing stuff: Sitting on the toilet, unless you are unusually equine, you are not typically "fishing in the water". In my experience, I am more likely hitting my willy against the inside front portion of the porcelain. What happens more commonly to me (and exceptionally gross!) is that if I stay seated while flushing, if the water rises before going down, my guy is going for a swim. Which has me immediately washing my friend. Now, I either just don't flush while seated, or yes, I have flopped my fellow on top of the seat.
Next, hand in pants: I have never been one to put/keep my hand down the front of my pants, but, at times when I sit down, I find that I am sitting (painfully) on things of which I do not wish to sit. I'll have to reach in, on a reconnaissance mission, to rescue (retrieve) vulnerable parts from underneath me.
Us wamminz thank you for your candor
Love putting my hand in my ants, it's comforting 👍
Okay 👌 that's some info 😗
I was going to say that I usually sling it over my shoulder, but we all know that’s a lie.
If a guys junk is dipping in the water OMG good for you bro.
I loved that she complimented on the eyes. I happened to watched this after a good cry due to hard circumstances and she without intending it made me smile at that. You just made me feel better. Thank you Kris! Much love to you girly!!! 💪🏽🙏🏽🙌🏽🥰😮💨🙂
I'm so sorry hope you feel better 💗 ❤ 💓 💕
I also watched this after a massive cry.
i wouldn't say it was unintentional but it was very nice.
Aww I hope everything is well
Same I watched this while crying
I’ve used a beanbag as a blanket at a sleepover once
Cold hands + warm balls = warm hands
As a guy I can say that most of the info is so true, you can't be a man without experiencing every one of these. And no, our soldiers don't touch the water or the seat, we just let it just hang out above the water.
I'm pretty sure every dude has had those days where he didn't sit correctly and dipped the tip >_>
My curious mind has gotten her answers
Thank you for this information sir 👌🏻
Most definitely have had the tip dip in the water before..its horrible haha.
@Michael Skinner hahah yeah and then you gotta go shower or wash the hell outta it.
Answers to direct questions:
1: Romcom pals: Just no
2: Morning wood: It’s just blood flow, and yes it does spring up, thus leaning against the wall to tilt. Also it’s not comfortable to try and bend it. Lastly, it’s very difficult to control the stream because we have to push to pee hard. So by tilting, we are pointing directly into the bowl. There are other issues with morning wood and peeing, especially if we were using it the night before. That’s what showers are for…
3: Yeah, so it’s pushed down between the legs when taking a shit, not just leave it on the seat, because we have to pee at the start too. Additionally, If one is very well endowed and have a shower, the water becomes a problem.
4: Usually dudes have to be multi-facetted to attract a girl. Confidence, brains, funny, looks, in shape, etc… Girls… not so much. That said, girls need to also be multi-facetted to keep a dude around. That said, hook up culture has allowed 80% of girls to pursue 10% of men. Giving the 10% a large selection to just pick from.
5: Dudes like to grab our junk, it’s our best friend since birth.
6: Asses last longer than the tits imo, we can have a lot of fun with any tits, they’re tits, we don’t really care. I’m being serious here… don’t be so hard on yourself about your cup size, very few men are strictly concerned about it. A cups to E cups, they’re all our cup of tea. Asses and our obsession with their size seems to be a social contagion. Mostly derived from pop culture, and yoga pants.
7: getting trapped in impressions: It happens, I get stuck in Christopher Walken pretty often. Also, my Scottish brogue is easy to trap myself in.
certain types grab their junk but you can't speak for everyone nor generalize because then they think that's all we do...
Thank u so much kind sir 🙏
Can confirm. #6 especially spot on. #7, English and Australian are my go tos but I find myself doing an Indian accent occasionally as well. Don't know why. Gets the most laughs when I'm caught doing it tho.
Thank you for answering. I was gonna end up asking my guy friend some of this 😂
@@uncrustable9923She asked, why men do it? That implies that the men she knows do, and I said that’s why they do it.
As a boy, I cannot give any explanations. The council forbids it.
Truer
the council would like to have a word with you
@@EGJohnson1 why so? I am keeping the secret on their orders
@@punt3rplays the council praises you for your bravery and heroism
We hold or bong when we go 2 so long as it ain't hard
As a part of the “All Male” group chat, I can neither confirm nor deny anything that was said in there, including the sending of any of these Tik Toks and their falsehood or truth.
good man
As for the "toilet" situation it neither hangs low or rests, it just kind chills there like how it is when you normally take a seat. The "touch the water" allegation could lead to some confusion and or high expectations that would really bring discouragement to men, because the only way it could do that is if it were way above average. Thank you and goodbye.
Edit: Ok fine, it does sometimes sit. But how tf are some of y’all saying it touches the water 😂
So... you all don't let it rest on your shoulders?!
Your a king
It sits for me
What do you think that little stool some people have in their bathrooms is for
wait thats not normal?
100% pissing skid marks away
I was in one Basketball team for one season, and my team lost EVERY GAME. We also had four people who were the number 2
I can attest to the compliment thing, the most memorable like "compliment" I've gotten in the past 2 years was my chorus teacher saying I should try out for the honor class
I once had a girl tell me she liked my shirt. Brightened my month.
The last compliment u got was very good in Irish by some 6th former
Dude, last compliment I remember from someone that wasn’t a manager or teacher (I keep those notes in my wallet at all times) was a girl who liked my Vriska Serket hoodie like, 4 years ago
I can't even remember the last time I got a compliment. It's definitely been a long while.
I can't remember the last time I got one...
Wait, Kris just complimented me, scratch that.
9:43 “YOU JUST CHARGE IT TO FULL POWER” honestly he’s not wrong
2:48 Uh... Yeah, it's not a choice.
Kris: Why do boys do with their hands in their pants?
Me: Adjusting Missile Trajectory
*Yes* 🤣
underated comment
Who u planning to blow up?
Agreed
YEEESSSSS😂😂
Anyone else love how kris just speaks her mind no matter what?
Yea
pissing is one of life's greatest mini games
2:04 I did that as a kid. I rarely do now.
Honestly, the “essentials every guy keeps in his pockets” video, while it evolved into obvious joke items, it’s accurate. NOTHING else goes in the pocket with the phone. For 2 reasons. 1, we’re going to be pulling the phone in and out of the pocket dozens of times throughout the day, so having nothing else in that pocket ensures we don’t drop anything or pull out something else and it’s just a nuisance. And 2. Don’t need anything to be scratching the shit out of our phone especially the screen by having shit in the pocket that can be dragged against it dozens of times in the day lol
Get one of those wallet-style phone cases and then your screen will never get scratched
@@alethein359 nah that’s too much for a phone. I don’t want to have to flip something off the screen everytime I use it
@@TheJerseyNinja fair enough
I keep my wireless headphones in the same pocket, its like a round rock I doubt it would scratch my phone.
@@Entropy67 but isn’t it annoying having to reach around them to grab just your phone everytime? Vs just having your phone there
Your cute compliments take us to another world that we'd never imagined before, thank you kris for making our day ❤❤❤
I think their reson she no loged dis comment it’s to deep and nice
@@Robotbot26372 English?
Honestly though! I have always hated morning work. Since finding Kris, I watch a video every morning and they've been so much better! This is a legen.. Just too much good to say... dary woman.
@@That_girl_Val agreed hahaha no dis intended but just a wee proof read before posting.
@@KiltedKrusader lol
5:35 don't be sad the hats like permanently special to us now like every time we wear it we think of that hat as a compliment
They're not watching corn. What happened was their friend probably got their computer while they were in the bathroom or something and searched up. . .
“As a child I had brothers and dad(s)” had me rolling
Yea i know you❤
SAME- MY MOM THOUGHT I WAS DYING UNTIL SHE CAME INTO MY ROOM😭😭
I love how Kris isn’t biased about gender. She makes videos on both men and women and I just think that’s rlly thoughtful! ❤️
yes it is a spring like thingy its like a springy doorstopper
“I can hang” -Kris
☠️☠️
I think we can all agree that kris always makes our day
Yes
Yep
@Тhе Gаmе Shorts 🅥 shush
Factssss
Yas 👏 agreed 👍🙃
So much laughs on this Kris. Totally relatable. And YESSS. we do sleep without blankets but we can make anything A BLANKET. also love your room Kris, spacious and wonderful. Great!!
fr
My friend bought me a blanket and I sleep with it every night lmfao
I'm actually here in less than an hour!
I used a couch pillow as a blanket once.
WE do not do anything. YOU may sleep without a blanket like a cold blooded freak, but not ME/US/WE. Anyone is capable of using anything as a blanket, it's not just about gender. And sometimes there can be a certain temperature to where you don't need a blanket, but again, that has nothing to do about being male or female.
KRIS:"does it go on the toilet seat or in the water?" ME:both.
it dosent touch a thing unless we go hard
11:20 it's always a good moment when Kris switches to the Nona voice when discussing something inappropriate 😂😂
Just lost my dad a few days ago, been binging your video's along with a few others to take the pain away. So glad I found your channel when I did, It's helped a lot. Thanks for all the laughs!
On an unrelated note: Peeing in the shower is actually a way of treating athletes foot. Strange, huh?
I'm so sorry for your loss, I'm still pretty young haven't lost my dad yet but I have lost three grandparents and I can't even tell you how this comment made me feel 🥺 just think you'll be waiting for the you at the stairs of heaven ❤️🙏God bless you
So sorry for your loss. I hope you’re doing ok and feel free to reach out if you need to vent to someone
@@taylorgallagher2832 was that for me? If so that was years ago and I'm dealing with it better than I was🙏❤️ praise your heart either way
You learn something new everyday I guess
Hope you’re doing ok love ❤️ sorry for your loss
Turn our piss to full power is so relatable ima die rolling on the floor😂😂😂😂
dude pushing down your morning wood hurts
True
4:47 Because of its positioning on the body, it's not actually able to reach the water (unless the water is coming up WAY too high), but it does bump up against the porcelain rim which is probably the primary reason I rinse it off after I pee.
my 9incher bathes in the water, jk i got 6
@@dominiczubedy3229 It would have to be more like 12-15" for most toilets
@@hughmungus431 Literally consult an anatomy diagram to debunk this claim. Even females can figure this out. But just for you, I measured it out. The distance from the base of my penis to the water is an entire nine inches. Given that base is oriented a bit upward and it would have to go around my scrotum, you'd have to add another two inches or so. Thus I would need an eleven-incher, flaccid, just for my dick to even brush the surface of the water in the toilet. Erect, the length wouldn't even matter because it wouldn't be pointing in the right direction anyway.
And having the water higher in your toilet won't change much. The water in mine is four inches below the rim, any higher and you'll be dipping your teabag in when you sit down, and it would spill onto the floor when you flush. And no, I won't believe you if you try to tell me that yours is greater than seven inches in length while flaccid.
Just because your self esteem rests upon peoples' perception of your dick size doesn't justify you claiming that you stir the soup every day. You could have a massive cock and still not be able to reach it.
I rlly don’t get men
toilets in aus are different you have to hold it the water come up way to high on some of the newer ones
For women peeing in a bottle: it's called a "go girl". It's in the camping section in walmarts or sporting goods stores. Kind of a rubber funnel, designed to fit against you under there, allowing you to pee while standing. Meant for camping without dropping your pants, but can be used to pee into a bottle.
Alternatively a 'she-wee'
Friend did that. She had to borrow pants after
I have one of those🤣
@@Junior-zq2ls yeahhhhh, they take practice. The packaging warns you to practice in the shower several times til you have the technique down perfect. 😅😂
I've known 2 ex-military women that used index cards for the same effect
9:15 as he said OUR HANDS GET REALLY COLD and pockets SUCK at making your hands warm
Wait... This hole time I could have been digging a spot for my tatas
I love how Kris is exploring with her look as of late. Her bangs are fucking killer. Plus her eye makeup especially in this video is gorgeous and makes the blue in her eyes pop. I've always had a hard-core crush on Kris not just bc of her looks which is an added bonus but her extremely genuine, kind, caring, and hilarious personality. She always puts a smile on my face without fail no matter what mood I'm in. Plus I feel all the warn fuzzies watching her videos. Please continue living your best life Kris and make sure you always pursue your true happiness and nothing else. I admire and look up to you so much! Keep being authentically you and I look forward to watching more of you!!!❤💜🥰
❤
I honestly almost didn't recognize her in the thumbnail! Very different than I'm used to, but absolutely killing it.
it is flawless
Yesss ikr, it’s like one of her videos pops up on my fyp and bi panic ensues lol
@kyoka jiro lol same by the way i love jiro from MHA( its one of my fave shows)
I wouldn't say 100% is relatable, but the skid marks one is definitely true.
Fun fact: some urinals have a fly printed on them, because drunk guys tend to aim for it, instead of peeing everywhere else.
Hehe, so true
I try to move the urinal cake
I got curious n googled toilet targets n found my next just kuz self gift
9:17 this whole bit has me laughing so damn hard right now.
😂
2:09 i still do that but over the tatas 😂❤
As a woman, I am embarrassed to admit, that I understood almost all of these.
Edit, mom I’m famous wake up-
..You are now the man
Lmao same here
Same :') I have a brother who I share a room with
Same😭
I understood all of the things being said in both videos.
One thing I thought when it was mentioned that guys have their hands in their pants (I think temperature was mentioned) was that it’s like the underboob.
kris you’re the best 😭 the little compliments at the beginning of each video fr make me so happy every day please never stop
Same the tiny complaint are my happiness
same omg
❤️🥹
For some reason when i don't want a blanket i just cover myself with pillows.
I burped when you said bye in the end
Probably the most rachet/Bear Grylls blanket I've ever seen is when me and my cousins were at a fishing/survival trip by the sea. My uncle used a very large plastic sheet/tarp as a blanket. He looked like a dumped body wrapped in plastic.
lol
Touching the bowl or the water is one of the most disturbing but real possibilities for guys. It doesn't happen often... But that's due to diligent avoidance.
Also, don't be down on yourself about your "feminine anatomy"... You're gorgeous and there's no reason to add anything else!
i have gotten "the wood" so much when i woke up that i learned how to pee with it. TOP 10 MOST PAINFUL THINGS OF DA BOYS LIFE
4:53 it just sort of hangs there in balance neither touching the water or sest 😂
Oooooof, the guys vs girls experience on tinder hit me in the soft bits. A girl once told me she thought I had a really impressive walk. I don't even know what that means, and I've been riding the high of that compliment for like 5 years.
tf does an impressive walk mean?? like did she mean the way you walk or what?😂
Lmao what?🤣
we gotta take the compliments where/when we can my guy
It's sound weird but I love Keanu Reeves' walk. He has this king of pigeon-toed walk and these broad shoulders. It's the swagger! Melts my heart ❤ lol
Damn... now I wanna be a gait king too! 😭
As per the "does Mr. Johnson go on the toilet seat or into the toilet water" question:....
Ultimately, where you put it during your reprieve is up to you. The choice is yours.
Though, practically and on average...
No... we do not put it on the toilet seat, nor does it fandangle the toilet water (gross).
It goes inside the toilet but does not touch the toilet water as most guys' Johnson's are not so well endowed....
Unless of course... I am the one who is abnormally not well endowed for I have not witnessed other gents doing their business and thus cannot confirm nor deny any of this...
Oh god...
My world is imploding on itself.
All I thought I knew... gone into the abyss of doubt.
Could it be?! ...
...
Nah.
Sometimes it may touch the inner toilet seat depending on size and level of blood circulation during toilet usage.
Also, putting it on top of the toilet seat poses a problem since usually there's a good chance of doing #1 while doing #2; it's just safer to have both barrels aiming at the target in case one misfires.
In conclusion:
-Most guys stick it in the toilet, though not touching the water.
-This of course depends on size of toilet, water level inside said toilet, and length of Johnson (which itself can vary due to a vast array of factors, some of which include room temperature, Elk meat intake, and public wifi access).
-Finally, I could be totally way off since I do not have a large sample size of urinal observations to confirm or deny these allegations. In which case my life is a lie and all is lost.
Happy Tuesday
You explained this perfectly 👌
I am somewhat well endowed and I confirm these observations completely sir. Well done
@@JonasBuechnerArt thanks for the confirmation.
It’s Saturday
thanks for the explanation i was very curious if Mr. Johnson hangs or guys place it on the toilet seat😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂
I can confirm the spring board
Idk y but when I watch ur vids I just feel so comfortable. Just like if we were in the same room and I actually start talking with u 😂
9:14 Allow me to explain: Those little guys are like our own personal heat generators. Your hands could be freezing but the boys downstairs would be nice and toasty.
You can also use your underarms
Comforting in a way
@@moneybro3452 Yes but don’t you think it’d be awkward to have your hands in your armpits all the time
My neck
I just bite my hand
As a man I can confirm that all these are true, relatable and hilarious.
Yes
Hahaha amazing
@@kallmekris dayum
i can confirm the cupping water in the shower
4:45 Our diak Either rests on the seat or Just hangs above the water🤣
The one good thing about having ADHD and always forgetting what day of the week it is, is that I always get a happy surprise when I see the notification of a new video from Kris without realizing that we've been waiting a good amount of time for this, like "Oh, it's today that Kris uploads on youtube!", so I don't suffer the affliction of counting the days to laugh hard with her videos :)
i found this rly cute for no reason lol
ADHD is not a real thing so shut up already cause its annoying.
You don't have ADHD. It's imaginary.
Kris: "I wouldn't know, I'm abstinent"
Also Kris: "So if I go to blow town...."
😂😂😂
There are degrees to this stuff, I guess. Maybe she's just passing by blowtown on her way to school or whatever? Like she doesn't live there, but she pops (it) in from time to time? Or maybe abstinence only applies from the belt down?
@@voldlifilm damn thats some great thinking ngl
okay this is weird to talk about. She is making jokes about this stuff, she is absinent in every way
I’m dying 😂😂😂
@@kallmekris Lol🤣🤣🤣
We let it hang but it dosent touch the water
My answer for the male pooping on toilet situation, normally its soft enough so I can just tuck in into the lid so we don't have to worry about it, but if for whatever hormonal reason its not soft then I either painfully tuck it in or just let it sit on the seat, there not really a right answer if its not soft
Let's just take a moment to appreciate how none of Kris's videos are reaction videos for her own amusement, but more like a conversation with us. That's why I think we all love her.
Also, let's just take a moment to appreciate Kris. Full stop.👌
You're so right.
🥹❤️❤️❤️
Even better that we can relate with her personality!
❤😍❤😍❤😍🤗😗😂🤣😂
the pocket thing is sooooooooo true lmfao. we literally can fit anything in our pockets
girl pants were made to hold one thing: lipstick. everything falls out, or is easily stolen
@@yukii8564 no fr
Bitch im jealous we can barely fit our phone in our pocket
@Evening Clouds BROOO LIKE WHY ONLY SWEATPANTS HAVE DEEP POCKETS!? Some don't even have deep pockets!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I fit 2 tablets and a bluetooth spewker.
9:19 because it not only keeps you warm but feels good to
yes it does spring up
It doesn't matter if I'm feeling happy or sad, an update from Kris ALWAYS makes me feel soo giddy 'cause I know I'm about to lose my sh*t laughing. Never fails. Also, yes, I winked at you Kris 😉😂.
U are true
no one asked if you winked at kris
at 11:25, NOOOO kris, you dirtyhead, the boys have rom-coms on their laptop so it's embarrassing, not corn
It could be corn too 🤷♀️
It could be a corny rom-com... Or a rom-com between vegetables...
@@sadly_clowns definitely the latter
We do it to see if we can see the computer turn on before we open it
Have you done an intro when you are turned around and saying I have been expecting you?😂😂
I can confirm we have pockets the size of a black hole
I love how she compliments us at the start of each video. Its even better when you go along with it lol.
"Can you blink for me?" *I actually blink*
"Omg did you wink at me? I just winked at you :)"
Kris, you just made me smile for the first time today. ....And its the end of the day. Literally 10pm and this is the first time I smiled today. Thanks.
I know this is stupid but, I'm sure your outfit looks so adorable, even if your wearing sweats with some random xmas sweater I'm sure you look great:)
same
I did that to I love her she is the best
Emo
True
@@Vertical_Foregrip how does that make someone emo
Whenever I'm feeling down about myself... I watch one of Kris's videos... She makes me feel better about myself. Thanks so much Kris for all you do!
Same here
The part about the presale is so true because I be thinking of the most random shit 😂
So Umm I Guess That's Why People Open The Laptop A Lil Before Fully But Monst Try To See How Much It Has To Be Open Until It Turns On