Tiktok's ONLY BOYS Will Understand

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @chandlerryan1863
    @chandlerryan1863 2 года назад +2328

    Pretty sure for the first video with the earbud he literally did random stuff that nobody of any gender would understand. Technically, he succeeded in confusing the girls, confusing the boys was the collateral damage

    • @angb6616
      @angb6616 2 года назад +18

      🤔

    • @akez7955
      @akez7955 2 года назад +19

      🤣🔥 bomb move tho

    • @juggawest
      @juggawest 2 года назад +14

      Some idiots are PHONY! Old useless earbuds laying around & the fact EARPODS LOOK THE SAME JUST NO WIRE woops left caps. The spray is just these are old and may have a smell just a guess. (love your videos tried to message on tiktok but you don't follow me and I got no content.

    • @bonniepaora8664
      @bonniepaora8664 2 года назад +64

      "confusing the boys was just collateral damage" threw me overboard 😂😂😂

    • @myrkur8054
      @myrkur8054 2 года назад +12

      I mean I got it, he was just refering how your phone, and only your phone, goes in the right pocket, and literally everything else goes in the left

  • @lexiaries1991
    @lexiaries1991 2 года назад +5541

    At first I thought Kris wasn't wearing a shirt and I was scared 😅

  • @SolarPeel
    @SolarPeel 2 года назад +3718

    I think it’s great Kris includes/mentions her editor Jay in, pretty much every if not all, her videos. A lot of creators like to take all the glory, even if the editor doesn’t want to appear they should at least get a fraction of the love and recognition that Kris gives to Jay

    • @alexiswhite8029
      @alexiswhite8029 2 года назад +45

      Yes totally agreed I love when he pops up and she always includes him it’s so funny I love them both

    • @aardvarks17
      @aardvarks17 2 года назад +34

      Honestly I’d love to see him in a video with her. He’s funny! ❤😂

    • @SolarPeel
      @SolarPeel 2 года назад +27

      @@aardvarks17 oh yea! if they did a little video together in person, that would indeed be hilarious 🤣 we totally need a meet Jay video , they could do some 5 minute crafts together 😂

    • @RizzGyattAura
      @RizzGyattAura 2 года назад +3

      Every and all are synonyms, I don’t mean to be rude or a grammar police but maybe you should say most, if not all instead of every, if not all. sorry.

    • @Tiger69420
      @Tiger69420 2 года назад +6

      I also like lixian and markipliers relationship

  • @da_big_gib
    @da_big_gib Год назад +182

    The "I'll buy the door" is a Call of Duty Zombies remark showing the highest honor of male respect

    • @bobfromslapgame2
      @bobfromslapgame2 8 месяцев назад +2

      First thing that came to mind ain’t gonna lie bruv

    • @Lbplayz14
      @Lbplayz14 6 месяцев назад +2

      First thing I thought😂😂

    • @IDyce88
      @IDyce88 3 месяца назад

      no one cares about COD...it's a piece of sh%$ game...and you don't gain male respect like that.

    • @Artin218
      @Artin218 3 месяца назад +2

      Bloody hell I forgot about COD😂

  • @shadowman21282
    @shadowman21282 2 года назад +1168

    the "eating a banana with the boys" one reminded me of an awkward eye contact moment I had while waiting at the station for a bus. A woman sitting across from me happened to be taking a bite of a banana at the same time I was absent mindedly licking the chocolate and foam from the underside of the lid from my cup of coffee... We both had that split second moment of eye contact, awkwardness, and a quickly diverted gaze.

  • @Zaros2400
    @Zaros2400 2 года назад +1210

    The “door” video was a reference to Call of Duty Zombies game modes. To open more space in a zombie map, you gotta buy doors after getting a number of points.

    • @legacyhill155
      @legacyhill155 2 года назад +32

      I WAS GONNA GUESS THAT! But I wasn't sure if I was right or not it's been so long since I played. Only og zombies.

    • @donnyisawesome
      @donnyisawesome 2 года назад +10

      Everyone always wanted to hoard points for the mystery box 😂

    • @whyusomadd8231
      @whyusomadd8231 2 года назад +3

      What’s that one about guys smiling and laughing at girls or whatever the first one 😀

    • @mpr746
      @mpr746 2 года назад +13

      That is not a boys thing, but rather a gamer thing...

    • @Freya_Thuriaaz
      @Freya_Thuriaaz 2 года назад +5

      but that s not even boy exclusive though I was hella confused

  • @GrilloTheFlightless
    @GrilloTheFlightless 2 года назад +1259

    I’ve been a guy for nearly 46 years and the vast amount of these went straight over my head.

    • @thumbdeadred
      @thumbdeadred 2 года назад +80

      tbf most tiktok videos are aimed for teenagers, after all teenagers are so worldly and streetwise.

    • @zIJarIz
      @zIJarIz Год назад +38

      That's the problem, you've been playing too long

    • @bovax6259
      @bovax6259 Год назад +15

      Yeah, ... same here for me too

    • @musicjunkiie2393
      @musicjunkiie2393 Год назад +52

      Im confused over a couple of these, like i swear they just did some random shit and said lets confuse the girls, shut up your confusing everybody.
      The towel one i have no idea though

    • @olofskivarp
      @olofskivarp Год назад +11

      I'm 28 and same for me

  • @rupertmiller9690
    @rupertmiller9690 Год назад +62

    Glad this old man knows what "I'll buy the door." means. It's because of my son. Thanks, dude.

  • @sfree1979
    @sfree1979 2 года назад +1397

    Absolutely love it when her ADHD just shows up. All the sudden "I am so pale." Love you Kris!!

    • @destinycritcher3527
      @destinycritcher3527 2 года назад +14

      I know, someone finally understands my ADD/ADHD 😂😂

    • @SneakyG59
      @SneakyG59 2 года назад +36

      ADHD doesn't just "show up". Every single person ever that just is like "omg ADHD moment haha I'm so weird I just can't focus sometimes and randomly get distracted!" Is not ADHD. That's literally everyone. ADHD is a miserable thing to have and the distraction thing is actually only the tiniest part of what ADHD actually affects.

    • @fireRush34
      @fireRush34 2 года назад +1

      She has ADHD?

    • @eagleeyeskateboardsowner9251
      @eagleeyeskateboardsowner9251 2 года назад +5

      ​@@SneakyG59exactly at least someone understands its not an easy thing to live with your whole life

    • @SneakyG59
      @SneakyG59 2 года назад +8

      @@eagleeyeskateboardsowner9251 it absolutely isn't an easy thing to deal with. ADHD has some of the largest amount of misinformation out there about what it feels like to deal with it and what it affects in our daily life. It doesn't help that everyone is over diagnosed with it, and people like the original commenter think it's something cute or quirky to have, like it's a fucking personality trait

  • @meekaaweekaa
    @meekaaweekaa 2 года назад +188

    I'm a guy and I didn't even understand some of those TIkToks. And, every time you put a compliment in your video, it makes me feel very happy about myself. Thank you for doing that.😊

    • @angb6616
      @angb6616 2 года назад +1

      I don’t know you, but you have great style😊

  • @divDev12
    @divDev12 2 года назад +748

    Every time Kris give us a complement, I legit feel a boost of confidence. Thank you for being who you are Kris!

    • @luxenzealien
      @luxenzealien 2 года назад +14

      ik and that's why she's my fave yter tbh 😌😌😌

    • @Itz_justnat13
      @Itz_justnat13 Год назад +2

      No you dont

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- Год назад +1

      compliment*
      "Complement" means something different.

    • @TheSkystrider
      @TheSkystrider Год назад +2

      Complimenting people, especially guys, is rare and so valuable. I am MFW so I love complimenting women but because I wish women complimented me I do the only thing I can which is to compliment other guys. I love complimenting people. I really do wish more than just my Mom and Dad complimented me (I'm not a young guy). Everyone needs compliments but I sus that a lot of guys go eons without any compliments from women. Actually I used to get a lot of compliments from older women. I bet women want to compliment more but they've learned the wrong lesson that if they compliment a guy it will be misinterpreted - yeah maybe but you can deflect that - give compliments every chance, like 10 compliments in one day isn't too many! Sorry I ranted, I'm rarely concise. Did I make sense? I think there is an epidemic of men not being complimented by women enough. The impact would probably change the world. No doubt us guys need to do a bunch of things for women that we suck at, just sticking to that one specific thing here. Have a good day 💙

    • @champchad9742
      @champchad9742 Год назад +2

      @@TheSkystrideryou're a wonderful person. Many times people get confused when I compliment them, like ok dude weird but thanks i guess lol. I live away and see my parents once every 3-4 years and i'm single... Stay strong, you're a king.

  • @Jwall1310
    @Jwall1310 Год назад +6

    "I'll buy the door" is a reference to being the first person to breach a room is the likeliest to get killed. Paying the price of being first = "Buying the door"

  • @joshuamcshane7566
    @joshuamcshane7566 2 года назад +1136

    Kris' shoulders and arms are looking cut! Must be all the spirits she's lifting with her compliments and wonderful content! 💙

    • @jaslynzahm6294
      @jaslynzahm6294 2 года назад +7

      YEA!!!!!!!!!!

    • @numb3rrr
      @numb3rrr 2 года назад +1

      simps

    • @aadenlloyd8191
      @aadenlloyd8191 2 года назад +20

      @@numb3rrr just cuz you give someone a compliment does not make them a simp, but awesome content Kris! Keep it up!

    • @numb3rrr
      @numb3rrr 2 года назад +1

      @@aadenlloyd8191 u simp too

    • @aadenlloyd8191
      @aadenlloyd8191 2 года назад +7

      @@numb3rrr bruh 💀

  • @Plush-Pile
    @Plush-Pile 2 года назад +618

    I know you may find it weird or overwhelming how much this community loves you and appreciates you but you truly deserve it. You mean so much to all of us

    • @zoggyhuffson9499
      @zoggyhuffson9499 Год назад +4

      @ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ 𖠳ᐝ
      So its not just me who thinks she's beautiful? (not a simp, im 12) love ya Kris! :D

    • @crazycatlady887
      @crazycatlady887 Год назад +3

      @@zoggyhuffson9499 same

  • @taiusrooney603
    @taiusrooney603 2 года назад +312

    The bloke wiggling his leg was trying to unstick his balls without making it obvious 💀

    • @monstermob7830
      @monstermob7830 Год назад +20

      Nah bro was rubbing it off

    • @gsas3012
      @gsas3012 Год назад +15

      Stop blowing our cover dude

    • @lukemassey8990
      @lukemassey8990 Год назад +3

      Lol I do it to

    • @_Fedronii_
      @_Fedronii_ Год назад +7

      My innocence is gone now-😭

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 Год назад

      I thought he was trying to un-hard his boner.
      Although I live in a cold country so I never had the ball sticking issue.

  • @LeviRock_10
    @LeviRock_10 Год назад +56

    I just respect kris so much because she understands everyone and is hilarious and that’s what makes her so fun to watch and just over all a great person 😊🤣

  • @ideal_introvert
    @ideal_introvert 2 года назад +299

    It's funny how when Kris compliments us I look at myself and I'm usually mid eating something or I haven't showered/ no makeup on but it's still the confidence boost I needed lol. I moved to a new state and her videos are so uplifting since I haven't made many friends, love all your stuff Kris! It always brightens my day!😊😶‍🌫️🌞❤️

    • @fishy4873
      @fishy4873 2 года назад +1

      Darling I am sure you look absolutely beautimus without your makeup

    • @greenwave819
      @greenwave819 2 года назад +1

      a person who doesn't know you at all, making compliments to the entirety of YT, makes you feel better?? Plz tell me how that works to make you feel better?

    • @greenwave819
      @greenwave819 2 года назад +1

      I'm really trying to understand today's youth

    • @fishy4873
      @fishy4873 2 года назад

      @@greenwave819 it just feels nice kinda like if a stranger compliments your hair or your outfit

    • @Liesbeth22
      @Liesbeth22 2 года назад +1

      Uhu, sitting in my ph, hair messy, haven't showered in days, having a high fever and hardly able to stay awake 😂😂
      But Kris likes the way I look lol lol

  • @dragonfire2246
    @dragonfire2246 2 года назад +682

    *Video starts*
    Me: HOLY- Is she-??
    Kris: *pops up, showing her top*
    Me: Oh, thank goodness. I mean, I didn't think anything wrong.

  • @Critical_Mass
    @Critical_Mass 2 года назад +16

    I'm a guy and didn't understand many of those, so many strange people out there. At home we call it ADEB "Attention Deficit Ewe Bug" because our kids would totally loose focus if they seen a bug. Love your channel and you being honest about life!

  • @The-Person-Who-Asked
    @The-Person-Who-Asked Год назад +39

    5:09 that fawking Dora impression is incredible. Thank you, Kris, for making me laugh until my face hurts.

  • @laurapitts
    @laurapitts 2 года назад +452

    We can all agree that Kris makes us all feel comfortable and we love it when she gives us those compliments. I know I do ❤

    • @GergelyGyurics
      @GergelyGyurics 2 года назад +5

      I'm here for the compliments. As a single guy that's all you get for the week.

    • @Mjenneau
      @Mjenneau 2 года назад +1

      @@GergelyGyurics a week? That's a generous guess mate

    • @GergelyGyurics
      @GergelyGyurics 2 года назад

      @@Mjenneau well I can rewatch previous vids from Kris, so you could say I have canned compliments on my shelf.
      But without Kris? Yeah... A compliment every couple of months? Probably that one time you decide to wear a suit on a formal event.

    • @inepthornet3671
      @inepthornet3671 2 года назад

      @@GergelyGyurics you get compliments?

    • @GergelyGyurics
      @GergelyGyurics 2 года назад

      @@inepthornet3671 mostly from Kris.

  • @MrDopey32
    @MrDopey32 2 года назад +249

    Jay's responses. Lol. I'm with you bud. I'm a 43 year old man and half that shit I didn't know either. Haha
    Kris thank you, that was funny as hell!! Also Kris, have you ever dyed your hair red? Not super dark, but maybe a mix of red, purple with some blond streaks? I personally like the pixie cut, my wife has had one on an off for the last almost 16 years. It fits the frame of her face well and that's one of the many things that attracted me to her!

    • @arsena5209
      @arsena5209 2 года назад +4

      some of them were definitely jokes, making fun of similar tik toks that talk about things supposedly only girls and women will understand, so there's probably nothing to get about them haha

    • @AmbrotosArkhon
      @AmbrotosArkhon 2 года назад +15

      @@arsena5209 Especially the one with the earbud and "I'll buy the door". The creators wanted to confuse women and they were successful.

    • @eat_pray_porg8450
      @eat_pray_porg8450 2 года назад +18

      SERIOUSLY, guys. Totally with you. I'm 48, and more than half of these, I felt like I was on the wrong side of TikTok! Also, (ADHD moment) I'm intrigued about Jay when he said "when I was on tour". I immediately thought he was a musician, but now I just have a mental list of follow up questions!
      Anyways, love Kris' videos and obviously like Jay's edits because he is integral to her successful videos! Peace, peeps!

    • @MeganKugs
      @MeganKugs 2 года назад +2

      Have you seen any of her older videos where the tips of her hair is red? Oh man it’s so gorgeous I’d love to see her do that again or go all deep red. I like your ideas a lot!

    • @RawrTisMissy96
      @RawrTisMissy96 2 года назад +3

      The “I’ll buy the door” is referencing call of duty zombies and buying the doors to access the next area.

  • @Dr.Dreidelz
    @Dr.Dreidelz 2 года назад +262

    As a single, average looking man in 2022, I do not get complemented very much, and so I look forward to your intro every video. I know the complements are not directed at me specifically, but it truly makes me feel loved. I hope I can find a woman like you someday. Love the videos and never stop being Kris! 🥰

    • @greenwave819
      @greenwave819 2 года назад

      Kris complementing you means you are 1 step away from dating here. Complements are indicators of interest. now you just need to ask her out. go on friend, best luck shooting your shot!

    • @idontno0
      @idontno0 2 года назад +5

      Bruh if a random person on RUclips talking at anyone who watches makes you feel loved and complimented, never mind the fact she can't even see you, you need some help. Go to a bar and talk to some people... Lay off the internet and go outside. Take a dancing class, or yoga, do something dude.

    • @rigginsrallygirl
      @rigginsrallygirl 2 года назад +46

      Ready to be slightly creeped out…I looked you up on Facebook so I can make this sincere…
      1. Love your hair. The curls are amazing.
      2. Your smile put a smile on my face. The beauty and sincerity of it isn’t common anymore.
      3. You have lovely eyes.
      4. From the few pictures I saw I would honestly say that if I saw you in a bar I would think “hey he’s pretty cute!”
      I swear I’m not some creep, lol. I hate that men don’t get the compliments they deserve unless they’re like Adonis hot. Women deserve more and so do men.
      Have a wonderful night and fantastic weekend.

    • @SabsDino
      @SabsDino 2 года назад +15

      @@idontno0 it's just thanking her😊

    • @lucario2able
      @lucario2able 2 года назад +19

      @@idontno0 bruh just stop. You need a therapist too

  • @shootismm
    @shootismm Год назад +9

    3:17 Yes Kris we do shift our shit when it is uncomfortable and in the wrong place

  • @crazidoode
    @crazidoode 2 года назад +15

    7:44 when someone asks me if I’m doing okay, that face answers everything for me😂

  • @crystalreynolds7433
    @crystalreynolds7433 2 года назад +88

    I just love how Kris switches accents it's really funny and makes up my day.

  • @Brainr0tCNTRL
    @Brainr0tCNTRL 2 года назад +71

    Honestly, I've been bed bound for a couple weeks with a broken leg and have been kinda hating myself. But watching your videos and getting complimented each time you start a video has been amazing, thank you Kris

  • @Goosey_thegooseofgeese
    @Goosey_thegooseofgeese 5 месяцев назад +7

    When Kris said "i feel like dora.. dO YoU sEe ThE gRiM rEaPeR???? yOu Do??? f-" i died laughing.

  • @charlacardy6794
    @charlacardy6794 2 года назад +190

    Can I just say thank you! I’ve been feeling just utterly depressed today and so in my own emotions and your videos NEVER fail to put me in such a better mood.
    I love you Kris and everything you do from your RUclips videos to your tiktoks. Never stop doing what you’re doing and being you ❤
    And again, thank you so much ❤

    • @valpulaski8298
      @valpulaski8298 2 года назад +3

      Same here. Kris is my go to for feel better stuff. Which I've needed a lot more these days

    • @askaristorm9069
      @askaristorm9069 2 года назад

      Yeah same and the why they don’t need toilet paper I now understand why I would find piss on the floor, wall, seat, etc…. I could go on for longer than I wish

  • @annies2341
    @annies2341 2 года назад +118

    I love how Kris embraces her adhd moments bc I just try and hide mine. Kris if u see this thank you ever since I started watching ur videos and seen how open u r about ur mental health and journey to embrace it I have been more confident about having adhd and not being ashamed of it. Thanks! And I mean it!

    • @vontrude3310
      @vontrude3310 2 года назад

      she has ADHD?

    • @annies2341
      @annies2341 2 года назад

      @@vontrude3310 yeah she says it in like every video but I guess if you don't really know what it is it's hard to tell.

    • @mystic_tacos
      @mystic_tacos 2 года назад +1

      *NEVER* be ashamed of having ADHD!

    • @annies2341
      @annies2341 Год назад

      @@mystic_tacosI won't

  • @emmafeickert8855
    @emmafeickert8855 2 года назад +63

    Ok, I totally get the ankle itching thing!
    I have leg hair (haven't shaved in years), and wearing a sock over it irritates it. So, it gets itchy and needs a good scratchin. I'm pretty sure that's what the video at 9:02 is trying to say.

    • @fuse98
      @fuse98 2 года назад +9

      Your hair starts to hurt after wearing socks for long time, at least it does for me.

    • @emmafeickert8855
      @emmafeickert8855 2 года назад +4

      @@fuse98 Yeah, same! I totally get that

  • @FallenCloud.
    @FallenCloud. Год назад +32

    Big ups to you Jay. You make one of my fave content creators much more brilliant.

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero 2 года назад +75

    I thought you meant tacos and I was like "hell yeah, I wouldn't want to miss tacos". With and without innuendo, it is worth paying attention to the phone.

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 2 года назад +32

    1:35 The joke worked exactly as intended XD
    The joke is they’re doing a bunch of absolute nonsense, but pretending it’s just “a guy thing” when it’s not an anybody thing, to confuse people.

  • @jadeb.642
    @jadeb.642 2 года назад +796

    First off, I want to thank you for just being you. I recently had covid and your video’s made the days go by easier and faster. They kept me sane 🤣 Also, my 10 year old daughter Lily would love if you said hi her. She’s gotten really good at imitating your character’s voices and accents. She’s been thinking about being Riley for Halloween 👻🎃 Thanks for all that you do to entertain all of us! Much love ❤️

    • @sim1887
      @sim1887 2 года назад

      Once she said “first off” I knew it was gonna be one of those comments everyone comments

    • @xo4205
      @xo4205 2 года назад

      @Thank me later 🅥 lol

    • @narinmoloudi3361
      @narinmoloudi3361 2 года назад

      @Thank me later 🅥 FUCK YOU SHE DIDNT

    • @LeeLeesBanter
      @LeeLeesBanter 2 года назад

      ALL BOTS MUST DIE!🤬

    • @rawdoggin01
      @rawdoggin01 2 года назад

      @Thank me later 🅥 shut up bro 😂

  • @BlueboltGT
    @BlueboltGT Год назад +3

    Your my favorite RUclipsr no matter what if you stop reacting or stop your character stuff just we all love what your doing keep it up

  • @ryanjerue4830
    @ryanjerue4830 2 года назад +23

    “We don’t judge you for it. It’s fine a little funny but fine” 😂 also love how jay looked like he was ready to give up on life with some of these clips

  • @just_guy4501
    @just_guy4501 2 года назад +138

    feel like crap? "watches kriss' video"
    feel good? "watches kriss' video"
    am i obsessed with kris? probably.
    thanks kris.

    • @greenwave819
      @greenwave819 2 года назад

      She's a solid 7/10. I'd say you'd can land her if ur lucky and work hard to improve ur game

  • @THOBART05.
    @THOBART05. 2 года назад +20

    4:26 is a reference to COD Zombies where you have to buy the doors to be able to go through them and progress.

  • @Lilith_Thorne
    @Lilith_Thorne 2 месяца назад +1

    5:10 “I Feel like dora” **Continues to swear** 😂😂😂

  • @Terminator879x11
    @Terminator879x11 2 года назад +13

    So the “buying the door” one is a reference to Call of Duty’s Zombies mode. In it, you start out in a room with a bunch of windows and locked doors. Each player gets points for damaging/killing zombies, and those points can be exchanged to open doors and enable the team to move throughout the map.
    Fuck I miss Kino and Ascension.

  • @elizabethwerstein590
    @elizabethwerstein590 2 года назад +245

    Those intros Kris does are keeping me sane. The depression is so bad right now. And I understood almost none of these lol 😂

    • @VanessaTheWriter
      @VanessaTheWriter 2 года назад +1

      I've also had depression and I found a way out. Hope you do to ❤

    • @kallmekris
      @kallmekris  2 года назад +64

      ❤❤❤

    • @RealGodfromheaven
      @RealGodfromheaven 2 года назад +1

      @@kallmekris ❤❤❤❤
      I did one more so I think I won

    • @Edmar_Thorn
      @Edmar_Thorn 2 года назад +1

      Right there with you, and as a guy.... yeah all the ones Kris didn't get... I didn't get either... >.>

  • @blue-eyesblackwolf6778
    @blue-eyesblackwolf6778 2 года назад +10

    @4:57
    Yeah, but that shit hits different when you're standing up and doing it after holding it in for so long that you start dizzy.

  • @waspwrap1235
    @waspwrap1235 Год назад +1

    7:03 they did a study in the Netherlands, where if they put a sticker of a bee on a urinal, it was shown to drastically increase accuracy when trying to pee. It’s just nice to have a little target, also, if there is shit in the toilet bowl, why not just get rid of it while you can

  • @cjdkat7847
    @cjdkat7847 2 года назад +9

    9:40 The possibility that this is what what happening all those times made my day tbh

  • @jakobmax3299
    @jakobmax3299 2 года назад +19

    7:00 is that we boys always try to wash away poop stuck on the side of the toilet by aimimg at it. Only rareky works.

  • @nancyhunter8560
    @nancyhunter8560 2 года назад +89

    I didn't get all of them but boy, do I love the interpretations Kris is trying to explain to us the rest without having the video flagged is a hoot. Thanks for the deep, deep belly laughs. Jay, Thanks for helping our girl out. Love the tag team between you two. To everyone else, "Subscribe". 😂😂😂😂

  • @shannongoudelock8049
    @shannongoudelock8049 Год назад +1

    8:31 he was watching cornhub and got an ad for “Jamie, 41, and single, just looking for a f*** buddy” 4.1 miles away

  • @ruse_d_news
    @ruse_d_news 2 года назад +24

    3:10 That guy is trying to unstick some things.
    and no we don't wipe. It's a lift up and some firm flicks in a downward motion.

    • @92993
      @92993 Год назад

      or his cok

  • @imogenlyons293
    @imogenlyons293 2 года назад +159

    I know you probably won't see this but thank you Kris for everything you do for us, you light up everyone's day giving those compliments.

    • @Villesburg
      @Villesburg Год назад

      You did not 😂

    • @Villesburg
      @Villesburg Год назад

      But I agree- the rest are just truly known by seein her charisma & energy. Introvs would have her as a peak rolemodel to hype on ✨

  • @elcharlton
    @elcharlton 2 года назад +37

    #1) you're so pretty
    #2) pale isn't bad - all skin tones are beautiful
    #3) the Male gender is weird. They don't always understand us and we won't always understand them. TBH, I don't always understand females! Sending ya love Kris. Love your vids! Hope you're enjoying your new house!

    • @casusbelli9225
      @casusbelli9225 2 года назад +1

      >pale isn't bad - all skin tones are beautiful
      It depends, I was unnaturally pale and my doctor said to check it. Anemia, some kidney and gastric diseases can cause the paleness.

    • @spartans7694
      @spartans7694 2 года назад

      black skin is not beautiful tho...

    • @evanaustra7506
      @evanaustra7506 2 года назад +2

      @@spartans7694 holyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shit.

    • @blossomlove1291
      @blossomlove1291 2 года назад

      I need to know what type of crack you're on but pls stop it what is your problem did anyone ask for your opinion

    • @lina._.i
      @lina._.i 2 года назад

      @@spartans7694 bro💀

  • @_Chaosbubble
    @_Chaosbubble 4 месяца назад

    I love when Kris compliments us on doing something that we are actually doing in real life. Thanks Kris!

  • @Exe.Anderson
    @Exe.Anderson 2 года назад +10

    Kris I've been hanging out with boys my whole life and I was recently allowed to call them my boys so we watched your video and the boys were laughing and for once I understood. great job with the videos you are my favorite youtube and I want you to know your jaw line is on point, keep up the good work.

  • @juliaburke2398
    @juliaburke2398 2 года назад +135

    kris needs an award for being one of the only people that make me smile. Kris if your see this keep on doing what you do because your amazing𓆩☺𓆪 ᕦ😃ᕤ

  • @mariahlamb2983
    @mariahlamb2983 2 года назад +16

    I adore the blonde! I loved seeing you in extensions for that Rapunzel shoot.
    Regardless, I am sure whatever you decide to do with your hair will look bangin

  • @That_1_Idiot_Melon
    @That_1_Idiot_Melon Год назад

    3:10 He is readjusting his child-maker because he is uncomfortable. I myself am a boy and I can relate to this SO well

  • @Guest09832
    @Guest09832 2 года назад +45

    Today I experienced something I thought I would never experience.
    But when I stumbled across Kris's channel she just made my day 20x better whenever I saw a vid from her
    Luv ur content Kris ❤️

  • @johnroyston3859
    @johnroyston3859 2 года назад +17

    4:13 - Kris knows the true way to guys' hearts - yes, yes I would like to get tacos 😂

  • @StaK_1980
    @StaK_1980 Год назад +22

    I love it when she suddenly switches to her British accent. :-)
    Sounds nice.

  • @squirreltamer2548
    @squirreltamer2548 Год назад +8

    1:48 ah yes, when your best friend has woken up before you.

  • @TheQuellentine
    @TheQuellentine 2 года назад +6

    I love that you make it feel like we are hanging out. What a great presence, and I hope your life is as wonderful as you make everyone else's!

  • @alovelyduck8158
    @alovelyduck8158 2 года назад +7

    Yes, dye your hair!!! Royal blue mixed with purple perhaps?; 8:57 "I'm haunting you, bitches." AHAHAH KRIS PLEASEE

  • @dakotaflower9464
    @dakotaflower9464 2 года назад +7

    For the itchy ankle thing, ladies usually don't have hairy ankles. Wearing socks all day and being on your feet all day and then at the end of the day, being able to itch something that's been bothering you for the last 12 hours feels sooooo great!

    • @-UNDECIDED
      @-UNDECIDED Год назад +2

      Italian genes left the chat

    • @AcquiringHope
      @AcquiringHope Год назад

      Midwest gals have sasquatch season! It's like no shave November but longer!

  • @fabbroanna
    @fabbroanna 25 дней назад

    "dO YoU sEe ThE gRiM ReApEr??
    ...
    "You do?? FU-!!" 😭😂🤣

  • @tayahmead8365
    @tayahmead8365 2 года назад +21

    My mom nearly woke up and WOOPED ME for laughing too hard at 3am lol

  • @proudgryffindior7803
    @proudgryffindior7803 2 года назад +7

    Love how Jay didn't know anything when he was supposed to 💀 You make my day

  • @RoryV7
    @RoryV7 2 года назад +92

    You've got me in stitches everytime Kriss, almost literally this time too, laughing too hard I fell over and caught my arm on the corner of the bench and cut it open 👍 job well done.
    The bit where you asked if we just whip it to dry it, I just thought about that "Whip my hair back forth" song, acted it out with my you know what while thinking about it and lost my balance. 🤣😂🤣😅
    Ps; Looking good hun, 🙃

  • @kaitlynsstuff7435
    @kaitlynsstuff7435 Год назад

    i love how at 2:02 jay didnt even answer he was just like nah man i aint exposing us

  • @incognito1783
    @incognito1783 2 года назад +54

    Girl, your hair looking straight fire. Also, hilarious video and accents. Nicely done, my fellow Kris..

  • @johanrojassoderman5590
    @johanrojassoderman5590 Год назад +44

    1:40 Jake's response was so heartfelt 😂
    A fresh cut does feel nice. Every 6 months I wonder at how much time it saves in the shower, lol.
    9:35 that's just me. When I sit still for extended periods I regularly stretch, just an urge that comes on. Especially the back rotation thing xD

    • @TheSkystrider
      @TheSkystrider Год назад

      I feel amazing after my daily fresh cut - shave my head bald and omg it's the best feeling! Confidence definitely goes up. Dudes out there, I'm telling you, bald is where sexy is at!

  • @beeeeeeeeeeg
    @beeeeeeeeeeg 2 года назад +25

    5:04 R.I.P Kris’s neck 🥺 it will always be in our hearts ❤️ we will miss you 😭

  • @EstherHunt-p6d
    @EstherHunt-p6d 11 месяцев назад

    I love how when the "how guys peek" video comes on I chose that moment to crack my back and neck I swear I'm alone in my room lol

  • @lordtimberstone
    @lordtimberstone 2 года назад +5

    Would like to mention that the sock one pertains to having hairy ankles. If the hair is pressed down all day in weird angles then if feels itchy and weird to rub your ankle after taking off a sock.

  • @sandstorm3277
    @sandstorm3277 2 года назад +28

    Quick tip for anyone who has burps that burn your nose when you drink sodas, if you plug your nose you don't feel the burn. Also Kris this video was really funny :) I recently started watching your videos, and I cannot stop watching them... :)

    • @angb6616
      @angb6616 2 года назад +1

      Whaaat?!
      Also Low Key High Key Stupid but Genius😂

    • @buggaluggachug9570
      @buggaluggachug9570 2 года назад

      or just dont drink sodas. meth is better for you.

    • @sandstorm3277
      @sandstorm3277 2 года назад

      @@buggaluggachug9570 ... ummm... not sure about that one...

    • @buggaluggachug9570
      @buggaluggachug9570 2 года назад

      @@sandstorm3277 although that was mostly a joke. its probably just as bad.

    • @sandstorm3277
      @sandstorm3277 2 года назад

      @@buggaluggachug9570 thank goodness XD I was a little concerned......

  • @Letheon.
    @Letheon. 2 года назад +13

    8:42 “That’s some stamina…” I’m not sure it counts as impressive if it was 7 rounds of 30 seconds each 😂

    • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
      @dearthofdoohickeys4703 2 года назад

      If you think that’s, it’s because you’ve never tried it
      Two words my friend: *refractory period*

    • @turtlemens129
      @turtlemens129 2 года назад +1

      There was a kid who died after doing that 56 times in one day look it up

    • @logangill8251
      @logangill8251 2 года назад +1

      @@turtlemens129 so 55 is the limit

    • @turtlemens129
      @turtlemens129 2 года назад +1

      @@logangill8251 yes sirrrrrrr but it's November good luck soldier

    • @brionygliddon5868
      @brionygliddon5868 2 года назад

      Huh I’m so confused

  • @elijahjohnson8442
    @elijahjohnson8442 Год назад +1

    “I'll but the door” is a reference to call it duty black ops zombies mode, where you had to save up money to unlock other areas of the map.

  • @cloudyxyay
    @cloudyxyay 2 года назад +64

    Can we appreciate that Kris always says something nice about us every day 💕 I love her ♥️♥️

  • @aleashas570
    @aleashas570 2 года назад +118

    I scrolled and scrolled and no one had an answer for some of those confusing videos so anyone who does understand please enlighten us lol I need answers. P.S Kris you are beautiful and engaging as ever and thank you for what you do.

    • @Writeme1512-7-n
      @Writeme1512-7-n 2 года назад

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    • @mint_soup9743
      @mint_soup9743 2 года назад

      Following

    • @xx_mysticwolf_xx1492
      @xx_mysticwolf_xx1492 2 года назад +1

      To which ones cause as a dude being real some of these were beyond me to lol

    • @mckenziecastaneda5450
      @mckenziecastaneda5450 2 года назад +40

      Pretty sure the "I'll by the door" one is referring to COD zombies because in order to progress you have to use the in-game money to open doors to different areas and they're expensive so someone has to use a ton of their money which can also be used for guns and ammo and such so they're sacrificing to get the door open

    • @LeeLeesBanter
      @LeeLeesBanter 2 года назад +1

      @@mckenziecastaneda5450 Thanks!

  • @pheonixgaming257
    @pheonixgaming257 2 года назад +18

    Hi Kris! I just wanted to say something really quickly! :)
    You're an amazing person and you always make me feel better when I'm not feeling the best, I love your compliments (yes, even if they get a little bit weird) I love your energy, your humor is amazing (It's just like mine!) and you helped me be comfortable with being me! So thank you so much for that!! I love you (not in a weird way I swear) and your videos so much! :]]

  • @Nintenoble
    @Nintenoble Год назад +1

    “I’ll buy the door” is a reference to Black ops Zombies I’m pretty sure. Opening d’ores costs points you earn

  • @Ray-vz7jt
    @Ray-vz7jt 2 года назад +19

    6:16 he took a nasty dump and it's a make shift air freshener lol

  • @Actually_A_Biscuit
    @Actually_A_Biscuit 2 года назад +39

    As a guy, the most relatable part of this video was where Kris had the adhd moment.

  • @shoe777
    @shoe777 2 года назад +30

    Going through some dark days at the moment but you just immediately cheer me up. Your ability to smile and make jokes no matter what surprises me to no ends. Have an absolutely fantastic rest of your day, week, month, year, decade, century, whatever.

  • @DankFuture0089
    @DankFuture0089 Год назад

    6:50 awe that was so cute! y’all’s relationship is so cute!

  • @ACE_0_SPADES
    @ACE_0_SPADES 2 года назад +10

    0:13 WOAH CALM DOWN I ALMOST DIED OF FRIGHT

  • @justgiz
    @justgiz 2 года назад +20

    0:11 i went from feeling excited, to disappointed, to feeling stupid that what i thought was going to happen was going to happen on youtube. All of that in the span of half a second.

  • @PurpleWillowArts
    @PurpleWillowArts 2 года назад +42

    I loved this one and was confused right with you. You always make me laugh. Much needed nowadays!

  • @grimmxnightmare
    @grimmxnightmare 9 месяцев назад

    4:44 if I hadn't been playing COD Zombies recently I never would've got it.

  • @outpost42
    @outpost42 2 года назад +15

    When Kris figures out 6:56 she'll also understand why sometimes guys don't make much noise when they take a leak..

  • @kifimchick8954
    @kifimchick8954 2 года назад +11

    3:39 at this moment i almost choke with my coffe of laughing, the combo of the video and the reaction is reallly apporpriate

  • @Tdaboy07
    @Tdaboy07 2 года назад +46

    0:43 KallMeHulk 😱

  • @NATER-TAINMENT
    @NATER-TAINMENT 8 месяцев назад

    6:55 No, we clean the 💩 stains off the toilet 😂

  • @sarahobah
    @sarahobah 2 года назад +5

    fun fact, those torches you get in a COVID test show fluids and I made the mistake of checking the bathroom that my son uses 🤣🤦
    long story short, it was on the ceiling.
    I started spring cleaning the next day.

  • @GalacticEmpire-sl2ij
    @GalacticEmpire-sl2ij 2 года назад +175

    Your accents are always on point👌

  • @froggie_7286
    @froggie_7286 2 года назад +276

    Can we all apreciate how much effort kris puts into these videos, always complementing us at the start of each video, being the funny ass person she is!😄 luv u kris and keep up the good work♥♥♥♥♥♥

  • @j_manEverything9441
    @j_manEverything9441 2 месяца назад

    One Second I'm Watching A Cod Zombies Reference, I Look Away, And The Next Second I'm Getting Absolutely Terrified By Kris's Psyco Smile: 5:12

  • @nikkiteareacts
    @nikkiteareacts 2 года назад +44

    I love the editing and child friendly phrasing of the adult content from the boys. You always brighten my day! ❤️

  • @casusbelli9225
    @casusbelli9225 2 года назад +13

    7:10 It wasn't the toilet hole he tried aimed for. It was a skid mark.

  • @vexusxenos4188
    @vexusxenos4188 2 года назад +4

    You look like A GODESS! honestly this is probably the best I've seen your hair, it's absolutely GORGEOUS!!! SLAY QUEEN!

  • @kennethbornert5090
    @kennethbornert5090 Год назад +1

    Thank you for ALL your videos. Always down for "TACOS". Keep up your funny work. And yes, guys give it a shake or two- and put it away.