This is actually a really clever way to promote their city AND encourage interdepartmental cooperation and friendship…somebody has one hell of a media team
Fun Fact: according to _Monty Python’s Flying Circus,_ the “Assaulted Peanut” joke was formulated by German linguists during WWII as a countermeasure to the funniest Joke Ever Written (a joke which is so hilarious that exposure to it will cause a person to laugh themselves to death), which the Allies had carefully translated into German in order to weaponize it.
@@moi-rp5wq Ahh yes, Germans and humor. Just recently I explained to a German co-worker what the colors of the German flag represent: the black stands for duty, the red stands for pride, the yellow stands for work, and the blue stands for humor. Also, there's a very simple reason why Brits and Germans don't get along. The Brits are too polite to be honest, and the Germans are too honest to be polite...
@@The0GamingHero For some unknown reason firefighters literally go out of there way in conversation to say that they are a fire fighter for example: hey man who do you think will win the Superbowl? im going to watch it at the firehouse..... im a firefighter
Your comment reminds me of this Monty Python scene, some of the actors didn't know the full script for the scene and were simply told not to laugh and just roll with it, the results are brilliant 👌 m.ruclips.net/video/1QuXZnJLKCM/видео.html
These are great to watch, not because the jokes are really funny but the interactions between the two just having a good time. Contagious laughing for sure.
@space cowboy, is your profile picture of Suga? Are we army everywhere or is there a new RUclips algorithm to show me more army comments because I watch too many bts videos? XD
A software QA engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders three beers. He orders 430,00,000 beers. He orders .6 beers. He orders -1 beers. He orders a dog.
That part with the Hose A, it reminds me of this clip from Family Feud with Steve Harvey asking this dude to give him a name that starts with the letter H. Jose...Hose A
@@cncsphere You're assuming the policing system is in peak condition & the only problem are the criminals (aka "Just don't commit crime, simple") when it's... more complicated than that. My views have changed a bit since last year, but I hope you're thinking of the fringe group of people who bully every cop they see & genuinely have a dehumanising disgust for each one of them, and not people of every race who seek police reform.
@@spaghetto9836 I'm also thinking of the rare fringe group of cops that may actually take it too far. Of course, if you listen to the cop hating segment of the public, they'd tell you it's all cops while meanwhile taking absolutely no responsibility for their own actions.
Good to see that in these guys’ line of work, they can still have a sense of humor. Also, just from the way they’re laughing at these jokes, I’ll just go out on a limb and say they’re both dads.
OMG, I loved this so much! I've been having to deal with an aging parent recently diagnosed with beginning stages of Alzheimer's, and I don't remember when I smiled last. This made me laugh, and I really needed it. Thank you.
I love how most of the jokes from the firefighter was about police stuff and the policeman’s jokes were about firefighter stuff this is probably one of the most wholesome videos on RUclips as it’s just dad’s being dads
It's very Very likely because although the police and fire departments from anywhere like to compete they are still fighting for the same thing, to protect and serve. So yes.
Adolfo Gonzalez interesting that you call me naive. I've worked along side with both fire and police in the past. I'm not sure what city you live in but in my town they HAVE to work together.
Thank you guys for this :) it seriously made me smile the whole time! The belly button joke was my fav though, the fire chief was awesome but the vest joke took it home lol
@@finaladvance5085 they don't name their hoses like that. They name them based on their size like a 2-inch or a 2 and 1/2 inch hose. My dad's a firefighter and I'm in a fire cadet program so that's how I know it.
@@midnightdragon67 joke is that fucking hipster are always doing things that are most people not.. They are not doing what most people think is cool.. Just google what hipster is....
Кино
I feel like the firefighter was laughing at his own jokes as much as the police officer's.
Respect for him 😉
Right lol
@@TomiSk4U Thefuck?
@@TomiSk4U h m m m
@@TomiSk4U bruh
Imagine them going back home and spittin dad jokes to their kids
Their kids watch this video before and think, oh no it's coming
I started telling these to my daughter, and she ran out of the room screaming by the time I got to the mermaid joke.
Hey Kids I got some jokes to tell
you misspelled "telling"
@@rerikm wait who
Puns should never be read from a paper, it makes them tearable.
That's Pretty Good Ngl.
Underrated
@@MightyMageGames agreed
Stop it 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
AAAAAA
I like how the off-camera staff was literally lol'ing a few times, haha
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(\
laughing out loud’ing?
@@theodom1858 hate when people do that.
@@splenced7091 yeah it’s like they don’t know what it even means
“The wasn’t even funny”
he says, laughing to the brink of tears
i call it: denial
Some jokes are so stupid its funny
Tbh I've laughed at things that weren't supposed to be funny more than at jokes
Alexander Winter I think everyone has
@@NioJPlays
Like your name
Every dad's worst nightmare
When their child knows the reply to their joke question
Max unhappiness
I did that and got an ass whooping....
@@amalkumar8252 Well, bad for you
Ikr
Amal Kumar 😐😂
This is actually a really clever way to promote their city AND encourage interdepartmental cooperation and friendship…somebody has one hell of a media team
Fun Fact: according to _Monty Python’s Flying Circus,_ the “Assaulted Peanut” joke was formulated by German linguists during WWII as a countermeasure to the funniest Joke Ever Written (a joke which is so hilarious that exposure to it will cause a person to laugh themselves to death), which the Allies had carefully translated into German in order to weaponize it.
@@moi-rp5wq Ahh yes, Germans and humor. Just recently I explained to a German co-worker what the colors of the German flag represent: the black stands for duty, the red stands for pride, the yellow stands for work, and the blue stands for humor.
Also, there's a very simple reason why Brits and Germans don't get along. The Brits are too polite to be honest, and the Germans are too honest to be polite...
“He’ll tell you.”
*Guy off camera dies*
That guy off camera was something else lmao
4:01
I don't get that joke, anyone mind explaining
@@The0GamingHero For some unknown reason firefighters literally go out of there way in conversation to say that they are a fire fighter for example:
hey man who do you think will win the Superbowl?
im going to watch it at the firehouse..... im a firefighter
@@captainahab8741 Oh ok thanks haha
Something about trying not to laugh makes you just want to bust out laughing
You can only not laugh at bad jokes for so long.
JAD's MV's your comment made no sense just stop 🤦🏽♂️
Your comment reminds me of this Monty Python scene, some of the actors didn't know the full script for the scene and were simply told not to laugh and just roll with it, the results are brilliant 👌
m.ruclips.net/video/1QuXZnJLKCM/видео.html
NikkiRose R don't you mean "burst out laughing"? Think it's a better word
Ryan alexander Yeat that shit didn’t make sense.
Hose A and hose B. 'That's not how we label them' 🤣🤣🤣 he was genuinely offended 🤣
These are great to watch, not because the jokes are really funny but the interactions between the two just having a good time. Contagious laughing for sure.
This isn't even a competition, it's just two guys laughing at each other's jokes
Well its America, everything is a competition
@@redandinata4568 and by everything, I mean EVERYTHING!
The way it should be.
@@sirdroolsalot12 shouldn't*
It’s a competition to see if they can make them laugh at each other’s jokes
"I think I heard that one in second grade."
"When you fell off your dinosaur?"
Timestamp?
@@egg_meat 5:27
@space cowboy, is your profile picture of Suga?
Are we army everywhere or is there a new RUclips algorithm to show me more army comments because I watch too many bts videos? XD
@@Artnotforthesakeofart i just think it's safe to say that army's everywhere haha
@@spacecowboy2711 that does make sense. we totally are! =D
Two pieces of sick walking round town one started crying the other asked what's wrong. Brings back so many memories I was brought up round here.
You can see how they slowly forget that it's a competition and just become two guys telling each other jokes
Police officer while laughing his head off: "thats not funny"
Firefighter while also laughing his head off: "thats not funny"
Dads
It was like the policeman had more practise at NOT laughing when someone says something stupid to him.....
The judge is still on academy so the cop won
Does that mean they have a sick sense of humor?
Holy crap wtf... I come back a week later and this comment has 1k likes :0
???
Son: dad I’m cold
Dad: sit in the corner, it’s 90 degrees
That's a GOOD one!!!!!!!!
Dies of hypothermia
Silly but a funny joke 😂😂
Son: dad, we're not even indoors, we are standing in the middle of a blizzard, and I'm fucking COLD!
Deacon Blue-AJA hey fucking cold, I'm dad
I've matured enough to the point where i understand dad jokes and I actually find them funny.
Regardless of the score, the real winner is Captain Nick who has good delivery and laughs at everything. He’s probably really fun to work with.
These are two dads laughing about dad jokes it’s so pure
@yeahSOwhat 😳
De Knees hey... dont judge
How do you know they’re dads?
Your pfp is everything
yeahSOwhat r/cursedcomments
A blind person walked into a bar, then a table, then a chair.
Or "two people walked into a bar, the third one ducked" yours is good though too :)
*_"I see", said the blind man, as he pissed towards the wind..._*
*_"...It's all coming back to me now..."_*
@JusticeFor Alexei Sign Language
A software QA engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders three beers. He orders 430,00,000 beers. He orders .6 beers. He orders -1 beers. He orders a dog.
The CIA lol that joke killed me 😂😂
The subconscious competition and awkwardness they're having is the funniest thing
Me being able to understand all the dad jokes makes me proud of myself of how far I've come.
"...Hose A and Hose B."
"That's not how we label them..."
That part with the Hose A, it reminds me of this clip from Family Feud with Steve Harvey asking this dude to give him a name that starts with the letter H. Jose...Hose A
I liked that one too.
Is that not how fire fighters label hoses or not how they label their kids?
Hose A reminds me of Hosea
i am pretty sure (but could be wrong) in that the fireman came back with "That's not 'Howie' label em.
Firefighter: “That’s not funny..”
*proceeds to laugh..*
Basically me for the entirety of the video
Markiplier
thats me, all the time xD
@@v0lny886 Markiplier
I read this comment as I was listening to that exact part..
This needs to be a fundraiser in every community. Good, clean fun!
I'm 19 and I find this soo funny. I love dad's jokes for some reason.
“Jurassic Pork”
He did him dirty on that one. 😂😂
Saccboi
He went too far with that one ngl
I guess he wanted some roast pork…😏😂
Sorry, I couldn’t help but crackling my self up there!🤣😅
True
And then like a true gent, apologized 😅
When does a joke become a Dad Joke?
When it becomes a parent.
I love it when they go adjacent
What do you call a joke that is neither a dad joke nor a mom joke?
A transparent joke.
@@biffin1123 Step-Joke
What do you call someone who copies a comment?
the: "i didnt see it"
No, it becomes a dad joke when it leaves you and never comes back.
I think it'd be helpful if folks who hated all cops saw this. They're real, feeling people with families, just like us.
I thought they were roboCOPS
I'll see my way out
Folks that hate cops aren't that self-aware; otherwise they would realize the problem isn't cops.
@@cncsphere You're assuming the policing system is in peak condition & the only problem are the criminals (aka "Just don't commit crime, simple") when it's... more complicated than that. My views have changed a bit since last year, but I hope you're thinking of the fringe group of people who bully every cop they see & genuinely have a dehumanising disgust for each one of them, and not people of every race who seek police reform.
@@spaghetto9836 I'm also thinking of the rare fringe group of cops that may actually take it too far. Of course, if you listen to the cop hating segment of the public, they'd tell you it's all cops while meanwhile taking absolutely no responsibility for their own actions.
shit bro this cop has probably given out unnecessary amounts of unwarranted problems in peoples day to day life
Them trying not to laugh is WAYYYY funnier than the actual jokes
How did i stop a fight between 2 blind people? I just said: I bet 10 dollars on the dude with the knife! Both ran away...
I love it lmao!!!
the worst part is if they both pull out a knife!
@@Crazy-ef5zm That makes it better
THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I STARTED CRYING!!!!
What if the guy with the gun starts shooting then?
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Damn you did ‘em dirty 😆
amazing!
Hahaha
This was a copied joke
@@TheSmallestViolin Amazing, although there is no proof, I'll take your word for it
My favorite part was at the end: "That's not how we label them"
That cops jokes were fire.
Bruh
Not even a Firefighter could put them out
Edit: wow, did not expect that many likes! Thanks guys!
@@Deadvalley200 the most underrated comment here
Oscar Arriaga dude ur comment is UNDERRATED PERIOD.
@@Deadvalley200 JOB WELL FUCKING DONE HAHAHA
“What did the policeman say to his bellybutton?”
“YOURE UNDER A VEST!”
*WHEEZE*
Just heard that one just before reading your comment 😂
That wasn't a wheeze
@@Victor_Graves ;)
@Leo Caducoy you too?
Jesus no please I'm dying over here
Good to see that in these guys’ line of work, they can still have a sense of humor. Also, just from the way they’re laughing at these jokes, I’ll just go out on a limb and say they’re both dads.
I'm a dad and I approve of these jokes.
The title should've been: Two dads roasting each other's jobs
Ikr
Haha 😂
The Vegan joke got me😂
Probably gonna regret saying this, but the firefighter would get roasted in more than one way.
Roasting is not same thing as using jokes. Roasting is the use of insults.
can't believe nobody heard about the psychic dwarf that escaped prison.
He was a small medium at large.
I hate you 😂
Officer this one right here 😂
You’re going to hell for this 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dang it 😂 i laughed
lmao i saw this in big nate
i love that you can hear the people in the back laughing too
I grew up with a dad and now I feel like a dad laughing at these jokes.
It’s impossible to insult a Firefighter with a roast
Because he already can handle burns
You made my nose commit exhale
@@agent09153 same
Bro
😂
Well. That's one way to hose a burn.
Can we just admire the delivery by Officer Estep about the Pirate's favorite letter? He didn't miss a beat!
Quinn Clayton Lmao yes! And the way he did the “You’re under a vest!” was also fantastic, as well. That one made me crack up. Hahaha.
Dad’s intuition
1:16
I see what u did there. ;)
I actually wasn't impressed because the way I first heard it was, "Arr be his second favorite, but his first love B the C!" ~full accent~ lol
I always laugh at my dad's jokes.
And these are no exception.
OMG, I loved this so much! I've been having to deal with an aging parent recently diagnosed with beginning stages of Alzheimer's, and I don't remember when I smiled last. This made me laugh, and I really needed it. Thank you.
❤. Hope you’re doing ok.
nobody:
a random guy in the background: *dying of laughter*
IMAKEMEMES Timestamp please?
PixPlayzGamez 4:08
Nazguhl 72 Thank you! I'm not sure how I managed to miss that.
Same Lmao 😂
Ikr
"Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?, because Humpy Dumpty had a great fall"
"That's not funny"
*Laughs to death*
This made me laugh more than I thought
Lol
I heard it as:
Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for a lousy summer.
Not funny
Didn't laugh
Peyfa he didnt laugh to death he didnt even laught that hard
Question: If you roll up to a call of two vegans fighting, is it still a beef?
Answer: No because that's just bananas
OK I'm sorry, I had to...
I am so happy I came across this! Made my day. Thank you for your service gents. Awesome job on this as well!
That has got to be the least obnoxious "ding" sound i've ever heard.
same
Ikr. It should be universal.
Wtf is obnoxious?
@@wesleyLTH it's like annoying or too loud or something
datBVB fan the dude probably looked up thesaurus dot net right after lmao
The other people in the room laughing is some of the best parts 😉😂
IKECH545 Gehrig
ikr?!
?
That's exactly what killed me😂
I love how most of the jokes from the firefighter was about police stuff and the policeman’s jokes were about firefighter stuff this is probably one of the most wholesome videos on RUclips as it’s just dad’s being dads
What a phenomenal thing to watch first thing in the morning and to start my day on an absolute giggle
I just realised I'm officially at the age where dad jokes become funny.
They're always funny, younger people just have a hard time appreciating their parents as much as they should sometimes.
Dude, I'm 15 and I've never laughed genuinely so much in my life
Bro im 21 and im dead at these. I’m going to be hysterically cackling by 40.
So I've been a dad since I was like 14? I'm 17 and I genuinely love these jokes so much.
I don’t have a dad.
“He ate the pizza before it was cool” 😂😂😂
@@cavedmanjim249 You know it's pretty damn good pizza not cooked.. only if it's not a fast meal but you made it yourself
I've heard the iteration of, "He drank coffee before it was cool" lol
I read this right when he was saying it in total accident
Lmaooo
That one killed me
If people just be kind and polite while driving and living in general these guys will appreciate it
I love these guys I keep watching it over and over!! There so nice to each other and having Fun!!
I find this heart warming I hope they become friends.
It's very Very likely because although the police and fire departments from anywhere like to compete they are still fighting for the same thing, to protect and serve. So yes.
Austin goodwyn It must be a nice life being so naive
@@ImDallasGonzales It must suck to be as dumb as you are(;
Xxxretardedkid do you know what CHAOS stands for?
Adolfo Gonzalez interesting that you call me naive. I've worked along side with both fire and police in the past. I'm not sure what city you live in but in my town they HAVE to work together.
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. Idk what he laced them wit but i was trippin all day" somebody sign this guy
Malo Mello that joke is sooooooooo old
@@gamerbig8721 (g)old
Oooweeee seems like 1k ppl embraced it. The doors that way 👉
Thank you guys for this :) it seriously made me smile the whole time! The belly button joke was my fav though, the fire chief was awesome but the vest joke took it home lol
What kind of shoes does a frog wear?
OPEN TOAD🤣
“That’s not how we label them.” 😂
Ethan C the kids or the hoses?
@@finaladvance5085 I think there's another thing he's referring to that sounds like hose lol
@@ferro1398 bruh 🤣
@@ferro1398 jose its a Hispanic name
@@finaladvance5085 they don't name their hoses like that. They name them based on their size like a 2-inch or a 2 and 1/2 inch hose. My dad's a firefighter and I'm in a fire cadet program so that's how I know it.
The firefighter seems like he laughs all the time. They picked the wrong representative 😂
I think he did well considering it's a police officers job to not have a sense of humor.
@@TAKLProductions ?
@@TAKLProductions ?🤨
@@TAKLProductions ?
@@someinternetbox168 why am I getting question marks?
One of the best Dad Jokes on RUclips! Thanks!
I could feel the "I'm better than you" tension between them
Did you guys hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.
You mean a Roamin Catholic lmao
@@erectilereptile7383 *Roman
Sam Mathers No salvation outside the Church 😀
Law Enforcement Enthusiasts whoosh
Nice😂
Doctor: "I'll be delivering your baby today"
Dad: "Actually, we would like for our baby to be able to keep its liver"
RIP for the ones who didn't get it
Yeah I didn't get it 😬😬😬😬
@@leilaan9344 de"liver"ing 🤣
@@Poohaengkrub oh i thought it was a joke about how expensive hospital bills were. LoL
@@Poohaengkrub lol thank u
You both get a trophy...I loved it
Good job by both of them! I enjoyed watching and we need more of this!!!
The hipster one is underrated af. That joke was genius
I didn't get it.
@@scortexfire you are dumb
@@ng4logic shush
@@ng4logic tell me you belch
@@midnightdragon67 joke is that fucking hipster are always doing things that are most people not.. They are not doing what most people think is cool.. Just google what hipster is....
Me: starts laughing
The other guy: doesn't laugh
Me: stops laughing, not funny
You have some problem in brain if this wasn't a joke
@@chrissuis7651 what
@Chris Suis nah, it was a joke
@@Abbinal an extremely poor and overused joke.
@@SupremeSupport takin this personally, huh?
As a retired cop....THIS IS AWESOME!!!! Well done guys......great fun!!!!👍🏻
6:30 is my favourite time of the day, hands down
This is probably the most calming thing I've watched all day
What happens when a mathematician dies?
It doesn’t count
Ok why do I feel like a boomer now? 😂
Why am i laugh
This is the best one so far
Alright alright good one.
That's a good one! That's a good one!😂
That cop's jokes were fire, not even a firefighter could put them out
Good job stealing someone else’s comment
Gotti Baron's joke
Dude, why steal a joke?
I combined the two comments now shut up weaklings
@@daniloking223 You're the weakling here, can't even think with a brain making your own comment idiot.
These all made me smile, and I just realized I like dad jokes.
“A stick” has been my favorite dad-joke for years. So stoked!
THIS is what political debates should be like
Regan won his second election with a dad joke.
Do not underestimate the power of dad jokes
Agreed
That would only happen, with two very intelligent politicians, that actually understand their politics, so don't count on it
And the person who laughs the least gets to be pres
I run across this video every once in a while and I love it
This is awesome. I would love to see more
Both of them are controlling their laughs while im here dying from the jokes.
Whats your pfp from it looks familiar
@@MxkeyyL Boku no Pico
@@Rexty19 oh god no
@@MxkeyyL its a shitty ntr anime I dropped don't watch it, it was a good for a few episodes but then glasses guy kept cucking the mc
@@dumbass762 so true
Oh these guys dont even care about the challenge theyre just here for the jokes.
yuup but i love it 😅
Their kids are going to suffer forever.
i think once the fire chief broke the rest was just downhill from there
*bruh your likes is 666*
That was a pleasure, thank you for that 😂🤣😂
This why I love going to my dad's house every weekend, dads jokes are the best
I told my mother 10 puns the other day, hoping at least 1 of them would make her laugh.
No pun in ten did.
Lol 😂
😂😂
Michael J. Caboose I see what you did there
Fuck you
Lmao
get out
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
Oh
* his disappointment was unmeasurable and his day was ruined *
-Oh Ok.
Depends where it's been.
The stick could be white.:/
@@sagisdoodleverse9696 So, something white and sticky...
@@luketheunlucky7632 chewing gum, elmers glue, marshmallow whip.... the list goes on...
Officially one of my favorite videos on the internet now
Glad I found this...make me smile
A fireman got a divorce recently, I heard it really burned him up inside.
Pun
Not even a bit funny.
The fact that you took the time to write that shows that you don’t like your life.
Pfft
W H E E Z E
Did hear about the kidnapping at school?!?
Dont worry he woke up..
TheDanhenk dead
That’s a good one!
Nice
It took me longer than it should have to get that joke lolololololmao I love it
Yeah, his name was Jim
Thank you for sharing. Great fun!!🤣🤣🤣
Genius Sioux Falls! Would like to see more of these
You can tell they hate each other-love it.
A comment from a person with a tick that hasn’t got thousands of likes? Why? Cause it’s not true at all 🤦🏿♂️
@@Jim-tb7sj its true mate
@@Jim-tb7sj people see the tick then they click
Eee
Tf? They had real good chenistry, otherwise they wouldnt have laughed so much..
Me: hey dad wend does a joke becomes a Dad Joke?
Dad: Wend They Become *Apparent*
When*
Can you give me the time stamp for this? Idk *wend* this joke happens
Lol I know from where u copy paste it
Appa in my language means dad !
Mind blown
This was fun.
Wholesome. Do it again.
That was fun and I got a good laugh out of this. You should do this more often.
Did any of you hear about that guy who stole the calendar?
Yeah, he got 12 months.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂
😂 Nice. Like your screen name too.
Distant booing*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭