Sioux Falls Police vs. Fire - "Dad Jokes"

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @leenelson4169
    @leenelson4169 5 лет назад +16796

    I feel like the firefighter was laughing at his own jokes as much as the police officer's.

  • @marbollsmb3116
    @marbollsmb3116 4 года назад +10364

    Imagine them going back home and spittin dad jokes to their kids

    • @a.singgih7182
      @a.singgih7182 4 года назад +264

      Their kids watch this video before and think, oh no it's coming

    • @elwoodblues9613
      @elwoodblues9613 4 года назад +134

      I started telling these to my daughter, and she ran out of the room screaming by the time I got to the mermaid joke.

    • @Genie1234
      @Genie1234 4 года назад +22

      Hey Kids I got some jokes to tell

    • @rerikm
      @rerikm 4 года назад +6

      you misspelled "telling"

    • @Genie1234
      @Genie1234 4 года назад +5

      @@rerikm wait who

  • @fruitwagon9275
    @fruitwagon9275 4 года назад +12319

    “He’ll tell you.”
    *Guy off camera dies*

    • @bluegrasskiddo5767
      @bluegrasskiddo5767 4 года назад +504

      That guy off camera was something else lmao

    • @dangitspang4667
      @dangitspang4667 4 года назад +328

      4:01

    • @The0GamingHero
      @The0GamingHero 4 года назад +56

      I don't get that joke, anyone mind explaining

    • @captainahab8741
      @captainahab8741 4 года назад +374

      @@The0GamingHero For some unknown reason firefighters literally go out of there way in conversation to say that they are a fire fighter for example:
      hey man who do you think will win the Superbowl?
      im going to watch it at the firehouse..... im a firefighter

    • @The0GamingHero
      @The0GamingHero 4 года назад +35

      @@captainahab8741 Oh ok thanks haha

  • @ethanv7330
    @ethanv7330 3 года назад +9395

    Puns should never be read from a paper, it makes them tearable.

  • @Lotion-Bottle
    @Lotion-Bottle 4 года назад +14360

    These are two dads laughing about dad jokes it’s so pure

  • @NoName-rq8ec
    @NoName-rq8ec 3 года назад +5449

    Firefighter: “That’s not funny..”
    *proceeds to laugh..*

    • @alhassanali4829
      @alhassanali4829 3 года назад +48

      Basically me for the entirety of the video

    • @v0lny886
      @v0lny886 3 года назад +14

      Markiplier

    • @LuisXGP
      @LuisXGP 3 года назад +5

      thats me, all the time xD

    • @garrethigdon7678
      @garrethigdon7678 3 года назад +4

      @@v0lny886 Markiplier

    • @TaylorBayPowerRP
      @TaylorBayPowerRP 3 года назад +1

      I read this comment as I was listening to that exact part..

  • @Wissle
    @Wissle 3 года назад +1413

    I like how the off-camera staff was literally lol'ing a few times, haha

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 2 года назад

      /)

    • @Wissle
      @Wissle 2 года назад

      (\

    • @theodom1858
      @theodom1858 2 года назад +19

      laughing out loud’ing?

    • @splenced7091
      @splenced7091 2 года назад +14

      @@theodom1858 hate when people do that.

    • @monkeybandit4162
      @monkeybandit4162 2 года назад +6

      @@splenced7091 yeah it’s like they don’t know what it even means

  • @tq7013
    @tq7013 4 года назад +5384

    “The wasn’t even funny”
    he says, laughing to the brink of tears

    • @charliedulol
      @charliedulol 4 года назад +89

      i call it: denial

    • @NioJPlays
      @NioJPlays 4 года назад +70

      Some jokes are so stupid its funny

    • @Alexed.w
      @Alexed.w 4 года назад +33

      Tbh I've laughed at things that weren't supposed to be funny more than at jokes

    • @0_o475
      @0_o475 4 года назад +7

      Alexander Winter I think everyone has

    • @Maverickman67
      @Maverickman67 4 года назад

      @@NioJPlays
      Like your name

  • @jaeanne4325
    @jaeanne4325 4 года назад +4011

    "...Hose A and Hose B."
    "That's not how we label them..."

    • @Vscounter
      @Vscounter 4 года назад +73

      That part with the Hose A, it reminds me of this clip from Family Feud with Steve Harvey asking this dude to give him a name that starts with the letter H. Jose...Hose A

    • @K777angel
      @K777angel 4 года назад +3

      I liked that one too.

    • @saranshgautam6551
      @saranshgautam6551 4 года назад +32

      Is that not how fire fighters label hoses or not how they label their kids?

    • @lilmanpferfe7378
      @lilmanpferfe7378 4 года назад

      Hose A reminds me of Hosea

    • @julierussell8876
      @julierussell8876 4 года назад +1

      i am pretty sure (but could be wrong) in that the fireman came back with "That's not 'Howie' label em.

  • @chronica6457
    @chronica6457 4 года назад +5841

    This isn't even a competition, it's just two guys laughing at each other's jokes

    • @redandinata4568
      @redandinata4568 4 года назад +75

      Well its America, everything is a competition

    • @theseboi7
      @theseboi7 4 года назад +43

      @@redandinata4568 and by everything, I mean EVERYTHING!

    • @sirdroolsalot12
      @sirdroolsalot12 4 года назад +31

      The way it should be.

    • @Kutchy7765
      @Kutchy7765 4 года назад +3

      @@sirdroolsalot12 shouldn't*

    • @PrimevalArt
      @PrimevalArt 4 года назад +8

      It’s a competition to see if they can make them laugh at each other’s jokes

  • @Miss_Camel
    @Miss_Camel Год назад +35

    This is actually a really clever way to promote their city AND encourage interdepartmental cooperation and friendship…somebody has one hell of a media team

  • @nikkiroser8551
    @nikkiroser8551 5 лет назад +10340

    Something about trying not to laugh makes you just want to bust out laughing

    • @sgt_s4und3r54
      @sgt_s4und3r54 5 лет назад +17

      You can only not laugh at bad jokes for so long.

    • @ryanalexander1013
      @ryanalexander1013 5 лет назад +3

      JAD's MV's your comment made no sense just stop 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @KumaBean
      @KumaBean 5 лет назад +7

      Your comment reminds me of this Monty Python scene, some of the actors didn't know the full script for the scene and were simply told not to laugh and just roll with it, the results are brilliant 👌
      m.ruclips.net/video/1QuXZnJLKCM/видео.html

    • @lilb-pop4903
      @lilb-pop4903 5 лет назад

      NikkiRose R don't you mean "burst out laughing"? Think it's a better word

    • @christianrobles4580
      @christianrobles4580 5 лет назад +1

      Ryan alexander Yeat that shit didn’t make sense.

  • @Anonymous-th2rr
    @Anonymous-th2rr 5 лет назад +53633

    The title should've been: Two dads roasting each other's jobs

    • @thekingkong6018
      @thekingkong6018 4 года назад +379

      Ikr

    • @jacobosborne5599
      @jacobosborne5599 4 года назад +148

      Haha 😂

    • @johnbords
      @johnbords 4 года назад +337

      The Vegan joke got me😂

    • @ryank1273
      @ryank1273 4 года назад +371

      Probably gonna regret saying this, but the firefighter would get roasted in more than one way.

    • @subieasunayuuki
      @subieasunayuuki 4 года назад +56

      Roasting is not same thing as using jokes. Roasting is the use of insults.

  • @ClaytonQ45
    @ClaytonQ45 5 лет назад +3646

    Can we just admire the delivery by Officer Estep about the Pirate's favorite letter? He didn't miss a beat!

    • @GlamMakeupLove87
      @GlamMakeupLove87 5 лет назад +118

      Quinn Clayton Lmao yes! And the way he did the “You’re under a vest!” was also fantastic, as well. That one made me crack up. Hahaha.

    • @sorrenzz3610
      @sorrenzz3610 5 лет назад +10

      Dad’s intuition

    • @Pressy369
      @Pressy369 5 лет назад +13

      1:16

    • @dwminiboss511
      @dwminiboss511 4 года назад +2

      I see what u did there. ;)

    • @veggiesarefruits
      @veggiesarefruits 4 года назад +2

      I actually wasn't impressed because the way I first heard it was, "Arr be his second favorite, but his first love B the C!" ~full accent~ lol

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 Год назад +51

    Fun Fact: according to _Monty Python’s Flying Circus,_ the “Assaulted Peanut” joke was formulated by German linguists during WWII as a countermeasure to the funniest Joke Ever Written (a joke which is so hilarious that exposure to it will cause a person to laugh themselves to death), which the Allies had carefully translated into German in order to weaponize it.

    • @JC130676
      @JC130676 Год назад +3

      @@moi-rp5wq Ahh yes, Germans and humor. Just recently I explained to a German co-worker what the colors of the German flag represent: the black stands for duty, the red stands for pride, the yellow stands for work, and the blue stands for humor.
      Also, there's a very simple reason why Brits and Germans don't get along. The Brits are too polite to be honest, and the Germans are too honest to be polite...

  • @pranabmohanty7767
    @pranabmohanty7767 4 года назад +5367

    Every dad's worst nightmare
    When their child knows the reply to their joke question

  • @Docstantinople
    @Docstantinople 4 года назад +4457

    “Jurassic Pork”
    He did him dirty on that one. 😂😂

    • @braden2206
      @braden2206 4 года назад +13

      Saccboi

    • @demonetization1455
      @demonetization1455 4 года назад +44

      He went too far with that one ngl

    • @Darceus2000
      @Darceus2000 4 года назад +25

      I guess he wanted some roast pork…😏😂
      Sorry, I couldn’t help but crackling my self up there!🤣😅

    • @nholbrook1682
      @nholbrook1682 4 года назад +13

      And then like a true gent, apologized 😅

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 4 года назад +23

      cop was like "okay so we're going there"

  • @lesb7575
    @lesb7575 5 лет назад +5154

    I find this heart warming I hope they become friends.

    • @AusyG
      @AusyG 5 лет назад +245

      It's very Very likely because although the police and fire departments from anywhere like to compete they are still fighting for the same thing, to protect and serve. So yes.

    • @ImDallasGonzales
      @ImDallasGonzales 5 лет назад +19

      Austin goodwyn It must be a nice life being so naive

    • @rebelrose1385
      @rebelrose1385 5 лет назад +86

      @@ImDallasGonzales It must suck to be as dumb as you are(;

    • @type-10
      @type-10 5 лет назад +6

      Xxxretardedkid do you know what CHAOS stands for?

    • @AusyG
      @AusyG 5 лет назад +34

      Adolfo Gonzalez interesting that you call me naive. I've worked along side with both fire and police in the past. I'm not sure what city you live in but in my town they HAVE to work together.

  • @berube361
    @berube361 3 года назад +88

    These are great to watch, not because the jokes are really funny but the interactions between the two just having a good time. Contagious laughing for sure.

  • @chattaboxxx2332
    @chattaboxxx2332 4 года назад +7900

    Police officer while laughing his head off: "thats not funny"
    Firefighter while also laughing his head off: "thats not funny"

    • @letusthanatos1240
      @letusthanatos1240 4 года назад +69

      Dads

    • @fudgefase
      @fudgefase 4 года назад +113

      It was like the policeman had more practise at NOT laughing when someone says something stupid to him.....

    • @dulohsuaib3265
      @dulohsuaib3265 4 года назад +4

      The judge is still on academy so the cop won

    • @cliftut
      @cliftut 4 года назад +4

      Does that mean they have a sick sense of humor?

    • @chattaboxxx2332
      @chattaboxxx2332 4 года назад +3

      Holy crap wtf... I come back a week later and this comment has 1k likes :0
      ???

  • @project45yt
    @project45yt 4 года назад +15094

    Son: dad I’m cold
    Dad: sit in the corner, it’s 90 degrees

    • @minetruly
      @minetruly 4 года назад +410

      That's a GOOD one!!!!!!!!

    • @harrisonsmith9456
      @harrisonsmith9456 4 года назад +154

      Dies of hypothermia

    • @summer-c7i
      @summer-c7i 4 года назад +19

      Silly but a funny joke 😂😂

    • @deaconblue-aja4864
      @deaconblue-aja4864 4 года назад +25

      Son: dad, we're not even indoors, we are standing in the middle of a blizzard, and I'm fucking COLD!

    • @hawkeysim1487
      @hawkeysim1487 4 года назад +9

      Deacon Blue-AJA hey fucking cold, I'm dad

  • @happychappers8311
    @happychappers8311 4 года назад +29828

    I just realised I'm officially at the age where dad jokes become funny.

    • @devindalton4688
      @devindalton4688 4 года назад +1582

      They're always funny, younger people just have a hard time appreciating their parents as much as they should sometimes.

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 4 года назад +964

      Dude, I'm 15 and I've never laughed genuinely so much in my life

    • @BradyDoesntMiss
      @BradyDoesntMiss 4 года назад +558

      Bro im 21 and im dead at these. I’m going to be hysterically cackling by 40.

    • @superbean8110
      @superbean8110 4 года назад +249

      So I've been a dad since I was like 14? I'm 17 and I genuinely love these jokes so much.

    • @Car.V1
      @Car.V1 4 года назад +93

      I don’t have a dad.

  • @ethan073
    @ethan073 5 лет назад +3480

    “That’s not how we label them.” 😂

    • @finaladvance5085
      @finaladvance5085 5 лет назад +38

      Ethan C the kids or the hoses?

    • @ferro1398
      @ferro1398 5 лет назад +7

      @@finaladvance5085 I think there's another thing he's referring to that sounds like hose lol

    • @AmitSingh-vt6ws
      @AmitSingh-vt6ws 5 лет назад +3

      @@ferro1398 bruh 🤣

    • @cw3598
      @cw3598 4 года назад +5

      @@ferro1398 jose its a Hispanic name

    • @jtkirk3474
      @jtkirk3474 4 года назад +5

      @@finaladvance5085 they don't name their hoses like that. They name them based on their size like a 2-inch or a 2 and 1/2 inch hose. My dad's a firefighter and I'm in a fire cadet program so that's how I know it.

  • @carafossarellano4293
    @carafossarellano4293 3 года назад +78

    Regardless of the score, the real winner is Captain Nick who has good delivery and laughs at everything. He’s probably really fun to work with.

  • @igetsalty
    @igetsalty 5 лет назад +3339

    That has got to be the least obnoxious "ding" sound i've ever heard.

    • @LeoLokoII
      @LeoLokoII 5 лет назад +27

      same

    • @mr.z7018
      @mr.z7018 4 года назад +86

      Ikr. It should be universal.

    • @wesleyLTH
      @wesleyLTH 4 года назад +6

      Wtf is obnoxious?

    • @evertonfanjuan9212
      @evertonfanjuan9212 4 года назад +34

      @@wesleyLTH it's like annoying or too loud or something

    • @RaySpartan315
      @RaySpartan315 4 года назад +4

      datBVB fan the dude probably looked up thesaurus dot net right after lmao

  • @IKECH545
    @IKECH545 5 лет назад +3708

    The other people in the room laughing is some of the best parts 😉😂

  • @Nazareadain
    @Nazareadain 4 года назад +7598

    can't believe nobody heard about the psychic dwarf that escaped prison.
    He was a small medium at large.

    • @mgkest19xxcle80
      @mgkest19xxcle80 3 года назад +85

      I hate you 😂

    • @SpookedeeB
      @SpookedeeB 3 года назад +130

      Officer this one right here 😂

    • @xTenzin10
      @xTenzin10 3 года назад +68

      You’re going to hell for this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rendyajadech1957
      @rendyajadech1957 3 года назад +38

      Dang it 😂 i laughed

    • @CPisOP22
      @CPisOP22 3 года назад +14

      lmao i saw this in big nate

  • @wns1503
    @wns1503 2 года назад +3

    Two pieces of sick walking round town one started crying the other asked what's wrong. Brings back so many memories I was brought up round here.

  • @marioavila4997
    @marioavila4997 5 лет назад +6562

    A blind person walked into a bar, then a table, then a chair.

    • @jonathantierney7301
      @jonathantierney7301 5 лет назад +180

      Or "two people walked into a bar, the third one ducked" yours is good though too :)

    • @The_CIA
      @The_CIA 5 лет назад +365

      *_"I see", said the blind man, as he pissed towards the wind..._*
      *_"...It's all coming back to me now..."_*

    • @Noptical
      @Noptical 5 лет назад +15

      @JusticeFor Alexei Sign Language

    • @sirslam2414
      @sirslam2414 5 лет назад +27

      A software QA engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders three beers. He orders 430,00,000 beers. He orders .6 beers. He orders -1 beers. He orders a dog.

    • @gooneytunez3013
      @gooneytunez3013 5 лет назад +8

      The CIA lol that joke killed me 😂😂

  • @spacecowboy2711
    @spacecowboy2711 5 лет назад +6401

    "I think I heard that one in second grade."
    "When you fell off your dinosaur?"

    • @egg_meat
      @egg_meat 5 лет назад +5

      Timestamp?

    • @scotttaylor6616
      @scotttaylor6616 5 лет назад +32

      @@egg_meat 5:27

    • @Artnotforthesakeofart
      @Artnotforthesakeofart 5 лет назад +17

      @space cowboy, is your profile picture of Suga?
      Are we army everywhere or is there a new RUclips algorithm to show me more army comments because I watch too many bts videos? XD

    • @spacecowboy2711
      @spacecowboy2711 5 лет назад +13

      @@Artnotforthesakeofart i just think it's safe to say that army's everywhere haha

    • @Artnotforthesakeofart
      @Artnotforthesakeofart 5 лет назад +5

      @@spacecowboy2711 that does make sense. we totally are! =D

  • @tjgordon5
    @tjgordon5 5 лет назад +29840

    That cops jokes were fire.

    • @janitor4481
      @janitor4481 5 лет назад +382

      Bruh

    • @Deadvalley200
      @Deadvalley200 5 лет назад +2002

      Not even a Firefighter could put them out
      Edit: wow, did not expect that many likes! Thanks guys!

    • @redproject5450
      @redproject5450 5 лет назад +179

      @@Deadvalley200 the most underrated comment here

    • @anobesewalnut8yearsago994
      @anobesewalnut8yearsago994 5 лет назад +10

      Oscar Arriaga dude ur comment is UNDERRATED PERIOD.

    • @user-vg3yc9lx4q
      @user-vg3yc9lx4q 5 лет назад +13

      @@Deadvalley200 JOB WELL FUCKING DONE HAHAHA

  • @boneyskeleton101
    @boneyskeleton101 3 года назад +63

    I've matured enough to the point where i understand dad jokes and I actually find them funny.

  • @Hawkido
    @Hawkido 5 лет назад +3703

    When does a joke become a Dad Joke?
    When it becomes a parent.

    • @victorlimpearce1887
      @victorlimpearce1887 5 лет назад +29

      I love it when they go adjacent

    • @biffin1123
      @biffin1123 4 года назад +110

      What do you call a joke that is neither a dad joke nor a mom joke?
      A transparent joke.

    • @Hawkido
      @Hawkido 4 года назад +11

      @@biffin1123 Step-Joke

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes 4 года назад +12

      What do you call someone who copies a comment?
      the: "i didnt see it"

    • @NightmareChroniclesX
      @NightmareChroniclesX 4 года назад +10

      No, it becomes a dad joke when it leaves you and never comes back.

  • @AutomaticDuck300
    @AutomaticDuck300 4 года назад +11313

    Why did the blind man fall down a well?
    He couldn't see that well.

  • @pitched7401
    @pitched7401 4 года назад +6794

    How did i stop a fight between 2 blind people? I just said: I bet 10 dollars on the dude with the knife! Both ran away...

    • @wilson7208
      @wilson7208 4 года назад +104

      I love it lmao!!!

    • @Crazy-ef5zm
      @Crazy-ef5zm 4 года назад +382

      the worst part is if they both pull out a knife!

    • @SaltCane
      @SaltCane 3 года назад +107

      @@Crazy-ef5zm That makes it better

    • @mateyamangum
      @mateyamangum 3 года назад +50

      THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I STARTED CRYING!!!!

    • @GBValode
      @GBValode 3 года назад +24

      What if the guy with the gun starts shooting then?

  • @spaghetto9836
    @spaghetto9836 3 года назад +93

    I think it'd be helpful if folks who hated all cops saw this. They're real, feeling people with families, just like us.

    • @Emogamer-tp8vo
      @Emogamer-tp8vo 2 года назад +2

      I thought they were roboCOPS
      I'll see my way out

    • @cncsphere
      @cncsphere Год назад

      Folks that hate cops aren't that self-aware; otherwise they would realize the problem isn't cops.

    • @spaghetto9836
      @spaghetto9836 Год назад

      @@cncsphere You're assuming the policing system is in peak condition & the only problem are the criminals (aka "Just don't commit crime, simple") when it's... more complicated than that. My views have changed a bit since last year, but I hope you're thinking of the fringe group of people who bully every cop they see & genuinely have a dehumanising disgust for each one of them, and not people of every race who seek police reform.

    • @cncsphere
      @cncsphere Год назад +4

      @@spaghetto9836 I'm also thinking of the rare fringe group of cops that may actually take it too far. Of course, if you listen to the cop hating segment of the public, they'd tell you it's all cops while meanwhile taking absolutely no responsibility for their own actions.

    • @loganfromme
      @loganfromme Год назад

      shit bro this cop has probably given out unnecessary amounts of unwarranted problems in peoples day to day life

  • @KaLa1865_
    @KaLa1865_ 4 года назад +3897

    “What did the policeman say to his bellybutton?”
    “YOURE UNDER A VEST!”
    *WHEEZE*

    • @GamingGD5600
      @GamingGD5600 4 года назад +12

      Just heard that one just before reading your comment 😂

    • @bigboi2649
      @bigboi2649 4 года назад +1

      That wasn't a wheeze

    • @bigboi2649
      @bigboi2649 4 года назад +2

      @@Victor_Graves ;)

    • @RavenheartIndustries
      @RavenheartIndustries 4 года назад

      @Leo Caducoy you too?

    • @famonk2674
      @famonk2674 4 года назад +1

      Jesus no please I'm dying over here

  • @comet3969
    @comet3969 4 года назад +5130

    It’s impossible to insult a Firefighter with a roast
    Because he already can handle burns

  • @peyfalehrramp5645
    @peyfalehrramp5645 5 лет назад +3519

    "Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?, because Humpy Dumpty had a great fall"
    "That's not funny"
    *Laughs to death*

    • @Scanvas3
      @Scanvas3 5 лет назад +9

      This made me laugh more than I thought

    • @masterkixana6852
      @masterkixana6852 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @catherinedavis-sparks2669
      @catherinedavis-sparks2669 5 лет назад +4

      I heard it as:
      Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall?
      To make up for a lousy summer.

    • @KiddingAce
      @KiddingAce 4 года назад +1

      Not funny
      Didn't laugh

    • @Z0RD.
      @Z0RD. 4 года назад

      Peyfa he didnt laugh to death he didnt even laught that hard

  • @teddisk848
    @teddisk848 2 года назад +10

    This needs to be a fundraiser in every community. Good, clean fun!

  • @melloreacts4327
    @melloreacts4327 5 лет назад +1124

    "I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. Idk what he laced them wit but i was trippin all day" somebody sign this guy

    • @gamerbig8721
      @gamerbig8721 5 лет назад +12

      Malo Mello that joke is sooooooooo old

    • @diegodeluquev1433
      @diegodeluquev1433 5 лет назад +25

      @@gamerbig8721 (g)old

    • @melloreacts4327
      @melloreacts4327 4 года назад +1

      Oooweeee seems like 1k ppl embraced it. The doors that way 👉

  • @666silencioso
    @666silencioso 5 лет назад +4588

    Did you guys hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.

  • @Cesar-ro4fs
    @Cesar-ro4fs 4 года назад +3720

    Me: starts laughing
    The other guy: doesn't laugh
    Me: stops laughing, not funny

    • @chrissuis7651
      @chrissuis7651 4 года назад +18

      You have some problem in brain if this wasn't a joke

    • @MrGermandeutsch
      @MrGermandeutsch 4 года назад +86

      @@chrissuis7651 what

    • @Abbinal
      @Abbinal 4 года назад +1

      @Chris Suis nah, it was a joke

    • @SupremeSupport
      @SupremeSupport 4 года назад +2

      @@Abbinal an extremely poor and overused joke.

    • @millionbadger7918
      @millionbadger7918 4 года назад +13

      @@SupremeSupport takin this personally, huh?

  • @Hyland4200
    @Hyland4200 3 года назад +17

    You can see how they slowly forget that it's a competition and just become two guys telling each other jokes

  • @ikechicoreralation
    @ikechicoreralation 4 года назад +4796

    “He ate the pizza before it was cool” 😂😂😂

    • @NoobieLandCity
      @NoobieLandCity 4 года назад +9

      @@cavedmanjim249 You know it's pretty damn good pizza not cooked.. only if it's not a fast meal but you made it yourself

    • @DaytonDistrictRailfan
      @DaytonDistrictRailfan 4 года назад +6

      I've heard the iteration of, "He drank coffee before it was cool" lol

    • @LivyplusNevi
      @LivyplusNevi 4 года назад

      I read this right when he was saying it in total accident

    • @yungwhoppa9821
      @yungwhoppa9821 4 года назад

      Lmaooo

    • @DavidRodriguez-jd4ot
      @DavidRodriguez-jd4ot 4 года назад +2

      That one killed me

  • @simonhenriksson4800
    @simonhenriksson4800 5 лет назад +805

    Oh these guys dont even care about the challenge theyre just here for the jokes.

    • @Soullxc
      @Soullxc 5 лет назад +7

      yuup but i love it 😅

    • @GreenAndSuited
      @GreenAndSuited 5 лет назад +31

      Their kids are going to suffer forever.

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 5 лет назад

      i think once the fire chief broke the rest was just downhill from there

    • @NiaChan04
      @NiaChan04 5 лет назад

      *bruh your likes is 666*

  • @nicolem376
    @nicolem376 3 года назад +4717

    The firefighter seems like he laughs all the time. They picked the wrong representative 😂

    • @TAKLProductions
      @TAKLProductions 3 года назад +149

      I think he did well considering it's a police officers job to not have a sense of humor.

    • @bruh-hd8gm
      @bruh-hd8gm 3 года назад +23

      @@TAKLProductions ?

    • @calqlated4506
      @calqlated4506 3 года назад +16

      @@TAKLProductions ?🤨

    • @someinternetbox168
      @someinternetbox168 3 года назад +15

      @@TAKLProductions ?

    • @TAKLProductions
      @TAKLProductions 3 года назад +30

      @@someinternetbox168 why am I getting question marks?

  • @Philip_Lim
    @Philip_Lim 3 года назад +13

    Me being able to understand all the dad jokes makes me proud of myself of how far I've come.

  • @ng4logic
    @ng4logic 5 лет назад +6387

    The hipster one is underrated af. That joke was genius

    • @scortexfire
      @scortexfire 4 года назад +53

      I didn't get it.

    • @ng4logic
      @ng4logic 4 года назад +80

      @@scortexfire you are dumb

    • @stan8692
      @stan8692 4 года назад +53

      @@ng4logic shush

    • @midnightdragon67
      @midnightdragon67 4 года назад +17

      @@ng4logic tell me you belch

    • @ng4logic
      @ng4logic 4 года назад +24

      @@midnightdragon67 joke is that fucking hipster are always doing things that are most people not.. They are not doing what most people think is cool.. Just google what hipster is....

  • @JayNohh
    @JayNohh 3 года назад +3870

    Doctor: "I'll be delivering your baby today"
    Dad: "Actually, we would like for our baby to be able to keep its liver"

    • @tharushsomashekar
      @tharushsomashekar 3 года назад +89

      RIP for the ones who didn't get it

    • @leilaan9344
      @leilaan9344 3 года назад +16

      Yeah I didn't get it 😬😬😬😬

    • @Poohaengkrub
      @Poohaengkrub 3 года назад +109

      @@leilaan9344 de"liver"ing 🤣

    • @At0m1c_At0m
      @At0m1c_At0m 3 года назад +29

      @@Poohaengkrub oh i thought it was a joke about how expensive hospital bills were. LoL

    • @ladycavalier
      @ladycavalier 3 года назад +7

      @@Poohaengkrub lol thank u

  • @misspurdy27288
    @misspurdy27288 5 лет назад +759

    I love how a couple of the cops jokes were literally just direct burns.

    • @StoneOfMoon
      @StoneOfMoon 5 лет назад +86

      Truestm I’m sure the firefighter could handle those burns. That’s what he’s there for, right?

    • @misspurdy27288
      @misspurdy27288 5 лет назад +12

      StoneOfMoon still funny, wish the cop had actually done one of his jokes acknowledging them. Would have been the ultimate punchline.

  • @Tahycoon
    @Tahycoon 2 года назад +12

    I'm 19 and I find this soo funny. I love dad's jokes for some reason.

  • @imakememes3885
    @imakememes3885 4 года назад +7009

    nobody:
    a random guy in the background: *dying of laughter*

    • @ANGH3LL1C420
      @ANGH3LL1C420 4 года назад +2

      IMAKEMEMES Timestamp please?

    • @ruhkar199
      @ruhkar199 4 года назад +62

      PixPlayzGamez 4:08

    • @ANGH3LL1C420
      @ANGH3LL1C420 4 года назад +10

      Nazguhl 72 Thank you! I'm not sure how I managed to miss that.

    •  4 года назад +30

      Except is wasn't ”nobody” it was a police officer telling a joke.

    • @CalebTheFew06
      @CalebTheFew06 4 года назад

      Same Lmao 😂

  • @000Trauma
    @000Trauma 4 года назад +1137

    Dad: "That's not funny."
    Also dad: *proceeds to laugh*

  • @Dwaggy
    @Dwaggy 5 лет назад +854

    This is honestly adorable. Two dads having a good time.

    • @D4xAutomations
      @D4xAutomations 5 лет назад +5

      Dwaggy no one else commented so I did

  • @curranjohnson7489
    @curranjohnson7489 2 года назад +36

    Them trying not to laugh is WAYYYY funnier than the actual jokes

  • @jabroski9096
    @jabroski9096 5 лет назад +913

    Now this has got to be the greatest crossover event in history

    • @idkk9013
      @idkk9013 5 лет назад +1

      Ja Broski what’s this, bojack horseman and peanut butter in the SAME ROOM!!! What’s this, a crossover episode

    • @NXZeki
      @NXZeki 5 лет назад

      And they say avengers was the greatest crossover...

    • @Marmotus
      @Marmotus 5 лет назад

      You're currently at 911 likes as of me writing this and I don't want to disturb the force

  • @kassandraofodyssey6475
    @kassandraofodyssey6475 4 года назад +7318

    I've reached an age where I actually genuinely laugh at dad jokes.

    • @djrendon5506
      @djrendon5506 4 года назад +41

      Zephyr did you steal this comment?!

    • @sfkckl6846
      @sfkckl6846 4 года назад +19

      Only ones on the internet my dads dad jokes are like what is in a car I’m like I dm hes like a motor

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 4 года назад +61

      How do you know if an ant is male or female?
      They're all females, otherwise they would be uncles.

    • @boop5636
      @boop5636 4 года назад +11

      Either that or your depressed enough to laugh at them

    • @tailorednest4829
      @tailorednest4829 3 года назад +4

      Boomer spirit awakend😂 jk

  • @FBI-kz1nv
    @FBI-kz1nv 3 года назад +1387

    The amount of dad energy that radiates from this is too wholesome

    • @LemuelDunleavy
      @LemuelDunleavy 3 года назад +14

      *FBI has joined the chat

    • @adityastrcoep
      @adityastrcoep 3 года назад +15

      @@LemuelDunleavy true

    • @whistlingtomb3299
      @whistlingtomb3299 3 года назад +9

      @@adityastrcoep do I need to clear my browser history?

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts 3 года назад

      @@whistlingtomb3299 FBI didn't respond, they are already surrounding your home.

    • @danw-wm8qe
      @danw-wm8qe 2 года назад +3

      @@whistlingtomb3299 they still will find it btw

  • @tryingtofindlife189
    @tryingtofindlife189 2 года назад +7

    The subconscious competition and awkwardness they're having is the funniest thing

  • @noobgod2194
    @noobgod2194 3 года назад +2201

    Both of them are controlling their laughs while im here dying from the jokes.

    • @MxkeyyL
      @MxkeyyL 3 года назад +4

      Whats your pfp from it looks familiar

    • @Rexty19
      @Rexty19 3 года назад +3

      @@MxkeyyL Boku no Pico

    • @massonfink4522
      @massonfink4522 3 года назад

      @@Rexty19 oh god no

    • @dumbass762
      @dumbass762 3 года назад

      @@MxkeyyL its a shitty ntr anime I dropped don't watch it, it was a good for a few episodes but then glasses guy kept cucking the mc

    • @rajput36000
      @rajput36000 3 года назад

      @@dumbass762 so true

  • @givensurname1296
    @givensurname1296 4 года назад +2940

    I hope both of these guys are safe and healthy.

    • @givensurname1296
      @givensurname1296 3 года назад +84

      @@neeeeesh - Oh, gee, maybe because of the murderous antifa/blm mobs that are *still* rioting and have murdered several people in uniform? Among others.

    • @mgkest19xxcle80
      @mgkest19xxcle80 3 года назад +12

      @@neeeeesh - What do you mean, why?

    • @jacquilayton163
      @jacquilayton163 3 года назад +81

      Purely agree with you. It’s very scary, right now, and no matter what side you’re on, you should be able to say that you wish these cops well.

    • @mgkest19xxcle80
      @mgkest19xxcle80 3 года назад +53

      @@jacquilayton163 - Exactly. I mean, I don't like cops. I'm scared of them actually. But that doesn't mean I want to see them getting killed. I mean, they are still people. Anyone who says otherwise needs a psyche evaluation imo

    • @mochi-ve7pg
      @mochi-ve7pg 3 года назад +2

      @@neeeeesh ..because it's a positive thing?

  • @TheDanhenk
    @TheDanhenk 5 лет назад +1472

    Did hear about the kidnapping at school?!?
    Dont worry he woke up..

  • @debbie3218
    @debbie3218 3 года назад +16

    OMG, I loved this so much! I've been having to deal with an aging parent recently diagnosed with beginning stages of Alzheimer's, and I don't remember when I smiled last. This made me laugh, and I really needed it. Thank you.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +6734

    THIS is what political debates should be like

    • @TheCaptainSplatter
      @TheCaptainSplatter 3 года назад +176

      Regan won his second election with a dad joke.

    • @nightninja7012
      @nightninja7012 3 года назад +81

      Do not underestimate the power of dad jokes

    • @Skwuushi
      @Skwuushi 3 года назад +12

      Agreed

    • @CONEHEADDK
      @CONEHEADDK 3 года назад +22

      That would only happen, with two very intelligent politicians, that actually understand their politics, so don't count on it

    • @ladycavalier
      @ladycavalier 3 года назад +7

      And the person who laughs the least gets to be pres

  • @dividualizer
    @dividualizer 4 года назад +1503

    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick
    Oh
    * his disappointment was unmeasurable and his day was ruined *

  • @balintdobai6913
    @balintdobai6913 4 года назад +2955

    What happens when a mathematician dies?
    It doesn’t count

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 3 года назад +11

    Good to see that in these guys’ line of work, they can still have a sense of humor. Also, just from the way they’re laughing at these jokes, I’ll just go out on a limb and say they’re both dads.

  • @justintrussell7739
    @justintrussell7739 4 года назад +1344

    The cop had better comical timing, and was better at telling jokes. And I was an EMT and firefighter for 4 years. And yes the firefighter will tell everybody at the damn party.

    • @ineedmoney121
      @ineedmoney121 3 года назад +74

      Well I'm guessing you're right considering YOU couldn't go a whole comment without mentioning it! XD

    • @justintrussell7739
      @justintrussell7739 3 года назад +43

      @@ineedmoney121 that's why you know it's truth :')

    • @IAmValenwind
      @IAmValenwind 3 года назад +13

      i briefly dated a firefighter. i knew he was a firefighter before i knew his name.

    • @Jonathan-hs3xy
      @Jonathan-hs3xy 3 года назад +6

      @@IAmValenwind yeah not gonna lie I'm not even a firefighter yet but when talking to someone new I love bringing up what their career is and listening to it and then saying that I'm gonna be a fireman. Im just really proud of myself for finding something I want to do especially something like firefighting

    • @Jonathan-hs3xy
      @Jonathan-hs3xy 3 года назад +2

      @Julio the uniforms really are badass. But there's so much more that makes it amazing.

  • @johnandrews1025
    @johnandrews1025 4 года назад +3083

    Okay I've got a military joke for y'all. What is a military's least favorite month? March.

  • @SeRgA123456789
    @SeRgA123456789 4 года назад +616

    I love the relationship between cops and firefighters. They hate but love each other lol

    • @JJ-bi5qx
      @JJ-bi5qx 4 года назад +24

      We love our cops

    • @havilavi472
      @havilavi472 3 года назад +3

      @@JJ-bi5qx yes we do

    • @handsinknead77
      @handsinknead77 3 года назад +21

      A friendly rivalry is healthy.

    • @MrAnonymousme10
      @MrAnonymousme10 3 года назад +2

      Im my country the if you graduated in acadamy, you can choice whether you become a police man, fire fighter or a jail warden

    • @MeandmyLife24
      @MeandmyLife24 3 года назад

      They should always love each other

  • @tibowmew
    @tibowmew 3 года назад +7

    My favorite part was at the end: "That's not how we label them"

  • @daniloking223
    @daniloking223 4 года назад +3087

    That cop's jokes were fire, not even a firefighter could put them out

    • @Sig320
      @Sig320 4 года назад +50

      Good job stealing someone else’s comment

    • @Coco-kt6mt
      @Coco-kt6mt 4 года назад +9

      Gotti Baron's joke

    • @littleripper312
      @littleripper312 4 года назад +8

      Dude, why steal a joke?

    • @daniloking223
      @daniloking223 4 года назад +8

      I combined the two comments now shut up weaklings

    • @lucicatudor5481
      @lucicatudor5481 4 года назад +19

      @@daniloking223 You're the weakling here, can't even think with a brain making your own comment idiot.

  • @MichaelJCaboose013
    @MichaelJCaboose013 4 года назад +3438

    I told my mother 10 puns the other day, hoping at least 1 of them would make her laugh.
    No pun in ten did.

  • @brotherpanda3626
    @brotherpanda3626 5 лет назад +2213

    These algorithms don’t make sense but I’m not mad either.
    Edit: Thank you for liking my non-chalant comment. You fine folks have a good day now.

    • @icedkoolaid6475
      @icedkoolaid6475 5 лет назад +7

      Yea same ...but ima leave this comment here for the next generation to like in 10 years....

    • @mn_wild9394
      @mn_wild9394 5 лет назад +3

      The ALGORITHMS!! are all knowing never question it just accept the rabbit hole and enjoy the fall

    • @nephbaza
      @nephbaza 5 лет назад +2

      Honestly. Lol

    • @John-X
      @John-X 5 лет назад +2

      *Here's a Gamer Dad joke:*
      _How did Mario break up with Princess Peach? He said "It's not you..._
      ...it's me, Mario!"

    • @RichManSCTV0
      @RichManSCTV0 5 лет назад

      disliked

  • @ACMEMowing
    @ACMEMowing 2 года назад +4

    I am so happy I came across this! Made my day. Thank you for your service gents. Awesome job on this as well!

  • @katherinehearnet7533
    @katherinehearnet7533 4 года назад +876

    My grandfather was born and raised in Sioux Falls and was a lover of puns all his life. He died almost a year ago and I can't express how this video touched me. Something so simple and yet it make me feel as though he's still here

    • @mwhitelaw8569
      @mwhitelaw8569 4 года назад +13

      He's still here
      Look in the mirror dear
      God bless

    • @armaanahmad6504
      @armaanahmad6504 4 года назад +9

      Katherine Hearnet I’m so sorry for ur loss

    • @Ca31_Buff
      @Ca31_Buff 4 года назад +3

      @Aggressive Tubesockfuck you!!!

    • @zeraphos5586
      @zeraphos5586 4 года назад +2

      @@mwhitelaw8569 thats creepy

    • @mwhitelaw8569
      @mwhitelaw8569 4 года назад +3

      @@zeraphos5586 you must be an anomaly to your family
      That's sad

  • @wiffywiffy7896
    @wiffywiffy7896 4 года назад +455

    My favorite quote is “Your jokes are better than mine but, I should’ve won.”

  • @youngtsoho
    @youngtsoho 4 года назад +1328

    Missed opportunity:
    Someone stole all the toilets from the police station, and the police are stumped ...
    They have nothing to go on

  • @zodarian6705
    @zodarian6705 Год назад +3

    What kind of shoes does a frog wear?
    OPEN TOAD🤣

  • @rockettaco
    @rockettaco 4 года назад +738

    Heh. My favorite dad joke of all time is:
    Why does Norway put barcodes on all of their boats?
    So they can scan da navy in! :D

  • @veggiesarefruits
    @veggiesarefruits 4 года назад +865

    Did any of you hear about that guy who stole the calendar?
    Yeah, he got 12 months.

  • @blaire7253
    @blaire7253 4 года назад +2088

    A fireman got a divorce recently, I heard it really burned him up inside.

  • @trollerswifthasenteredthec1970
    @trollerswifthasenteredthec1970 3 года назад +22

    Question: If you roll up to a call of two vegans fighting, is it still a beef?
    Answer: No because that's just bananas
    OK I'm sorry, I had to...

  • @dookeland8
    @dookeland8 3 года назад +2046

    There’s so much mid west energy here it’s almost Canadian

    • @69_pigeons_in_a_trenchcoat
      @69_pigeons_in_a_trenchcoat 3 года назад +80

      Is this an American joke I'm too Indian to understand?

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 3 года назад +29

      I love Sioux Falls. Been thinking of moving there. Nice city, clean, and pretty safe. No blacks or their BLM drama

    • @matthours1783
      @matthours1783 3 года назад +98

      @@Lawrence_Talbot
      That went from 0 to 1000 wtf

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 3 года назад +18

      @@matthours1783 what it’s a nice area that doesnt have a lot of crime, and one of the few major cities not experiencing the riots form BLM and Antifa. What’s wrong with that?

    • @TheTrueFeetMan
      @TheTrueFeetMan 3 года назад +5

      the description feels wrong but its so right

  • @sequorroxx
    @sequorroxx 4 года назад +231

    This is how every irreconcilable dispute should be settled: joke duels.

    • @paulgonzales9114
      @paulgonzales9114 4 года назад +4

      Like the yo mama battles they used to have haha

    • @czntrm
      @czntrm 4 года назад +4

      YES!!!! Or a dance off! No more world wars, just dad jokes and dances offs!

  • @ShikiSenriismine
    @ShikiSenriismine 4 года назад +1254

    "Whats brown and sticky"
    "A stick"
    "Oh"
    My at midnight >can't breathe I'm laughing so hard

    • @Midart226
      @Midart226 4 года назад +4

      Mini Maiden Allie STICKY BOMS! -A.K.A iamwildcat

    • @BondanHeru
      @BondanHeru 4 года назад +2

      Thats so fun to realize whats the funny part

    • @IRON_KING_KNIGHT
      @IRON_KING_KNIGHT 4 года назад

      Mini Maiden Allie
      honestly the first thing came to my mind was poop but a stick is also right

    • @roachawker7741
      @roachawker7741 4 года назад

      @@Midart226 a man of culture, surely Vanoss group of fun times

  • @Lizzifer7
    @Lizzifer7 3 года назад +8

    I always laugh at my dad's jokes.
    And these are no exception.

  • @isabellatoric498
    @isabellatoric498 5 лет назад +511

    "hose a and hose b"
    "that's not how we label them"

  • @bruvibe
    @bruvibe 3 года назад +920

    We need another version of this but with a royal guard and a comedian

    • @samplename8721
      @samplename8721 3 года назад +10

      How tf did you know I just watched that video

    • @Oozy007
      @Oozy007 3 года назад +4

      @@samplename8721 he kinda didn't

    • @Eipril666
      @Eipril666 3 года назад +5

      I just came from the vid of the royal guard and the comedian wtf

    • @justinbowen1183
      @justinbowen1183 3 года назад +4

      That wouldn't be fair. A comedian earns his living writing jokes.

    • @leungyannis7204
      @leungyannis7204 3 года назад +19

      @@justinbowen1183 but royal guard earns his living by not laughing 😏

  • @howthetubbiestelly
    @howthetubbiestelly 4 года назад +642

    This is the purest thing RUclips has ever recommended for me and I’m glad I watched it

  • @pickles3801
    @pickles3801 4 года назад +369

    Firefighter: “That’s not funny”
    Also Firefighter: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH”

  • @poop4912
    @poop4912 4 года назад +507

    “that doesn’t count, that was a sneeze”

  • @tasafarrah7444
    @tasafarrah7444 6 лет назад +538

    These two should do this again, I was smiling before I heard their jokes!

  • @RatThePresident
    @RatThePresident 3 года назад +7

    I grew up with a dad and now I feel like a dad laughing at these jokes.

  • @jgreg3596
    @jgreg3596 4 года назад +1788

    “Name a boys name that starts with the letter H”
    ‘Slaps table’
    “Hose A”

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 4 года назад +32

      Man I miss Hosea RIP

    • @AxeDharme
      @AxeDharme 4 года назад +8

      Nahahaha Family Feud

    • @rafaelcosio266
      @rafaelcosio266 4 года назад +10

      @@ilo3456 is that a RDR2 reference?

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 4 года назад +13

      ​@@rafaelcosio266 Have some faith

    • @rafaelcosio266
      @rafaelcosio266 4 года назад +13

      @@ilo3456 I have a plan, but I need money

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 4 года назад +935

    How do you know a fire fighter is at a party?
    He'll tell you.
    How do you know a cop is at a party?
    He'll show you.

    • @ar_gusp1674
      @ar_gusp1674 4 года назад +1

      @M W wat

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 4 года назад +32

      firefighters go to the party, cops end it and usually end up killing someone.

    • @dhdhddhdhd1259
      @dhdhddhdhd1259 4 года назад +62

      @@cageybee7221 Yeah no.

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 4 года назад +10

      @@dhdhddhdhd1259 not sure what country you've been living in, but here in america our police get away with murder and they know they can.

    • @papaoscarwhiskey9213
      @papaoscarwhiskey9213 4 года назад +76

      @@cageybee7221 Your name is 'Angry Communist' and your profile picture is young Stalin. Your opinion doesn't matter.

  • @goldfishlover991
    @goldfishlover991 5 лет назад +837

    Lmao I live in Sioux Falls and this is how they really are, nice guys!

    • @Spidieder
      @Spidieder 5 лет назад +32

      As do I!!!!! Hell they can come over and fuck my sister if she haven’t past away I’ll tell you hhhwwwhhat!

    • @Hndrx_141
      @Hndrx_141 5 лет назад +34

      Looks like I found a secret Sioux Falls residents chat in the comment section

    • @advancedcpu
      @advancedcpu 5 лет назад +5

      SUFU GANG

    • @samdajellybeenie14
      @samdajellybeenie14 5 лет назад +6

      Hell yeah my dad’s from Sioux Falls!

    • @jonathantierney7301
      @jonathantierney7301 5 лет назад +6

      I live an hour or so North, been there a few times though :)

  • @mrkennedy4394
    @mrkennedy4394 Год назад +2

    Hose A and hose B. 'That's not how we label them' 🤣🤣🤣 he was genuinely offended 🤣

  • @towelietowel4513
    @towelietowel4513 4 года назад +972

    To normal people: Those jokes were fire
    To firefighters: Damn that was a flashover