local genius fails to make a simple smoothie for 17 minutes straight

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @Faline_San
    @Faline_San  3 года назад +16781

    Call me Gordon because I am Ramsay
    What’s y’all’s fav smoothie flavour
    Edit: I just realised this was supposed to take 2 minutes. I spent an hour and 12 minutes on this

    • @keosaurus
      @keosaurus 3 года назад +157

      Yuh

    • @naressh3069
      @naressh3069 3 года назад +170

      BAHHAHAHAHAHA

    • @synrdk
      @synrdk 3 года назад +41

      ok

    • @tvesha2223
      @tvesha2223 3 года назад +424

      YES MOTHER GORDEN
      i also hate every smoothie bc milk is... bleh.

    • @mydawn1442
      @mydawn1442 3 года назад +16

      Yes

  • @i_cloudyink_i
    @i_cloudyink_i 3 года назад +4520

    Faline: *grinding dark chocolate*
    “People are trying to study here!”
    Failne: so anyways, I started to make this louder.

    • @nurin.
      @nurin. 3 года назад +34

      Looks like someone is not gonna pass-

    • @skiiscott3812
      @skiiscott3812 3 года назад +3

      @Atlantix_Carity🍀 1.8 and 3 comments including me now

    • @cherrych3uu
      @cherrych3uu 3 года назад +1

      2k likes and 4 comments LoL

    • @JustSamYT
      @JustSamYT 3 года назад +1

      Hey guys, lets all play a game

    • @JustSamYT
      @JustSamYT 3 года назад

      A game called "locate the funny" i think i lost on this comment tho.

  • @cyanea.
    @cyanea. 3 года назад +2208

    Faline is the only person capable of burning herself trying to thaw bananas.

    • @flyable_4316
      @flyable_4316 3 года назад +33

      My breed is faline San

    • @thenonfurry
      @thenonfurry 3 года назад +8

      i m p o s s i b l e

    • @deaddinosaurjuice5507
      @deaddinosaurjuice5507 3 года назад +1

      @@flyable_4316 so asian

    • @aanya2493
      @aanya2493 3 года назад +7

      @@deaddinosaurjuice5507 really thought you did something didn’t you?

    • @sunnydays07
      @sunnydays07 2 года назад +3

      @@aanya2493 their brain is as dead as their dinosaur juice

  • @watchmerollingwatchmego
    @watchmerollingwatchmego 3 года назад +6962

    Faline: You could EASILY replace this banana with a toddler.
    Me: Stares at my brother

    • @4_honey
      @4_honey 3 года назад +127

      Not a bad ideo tho

    • @redwave4738
      @redwave4738 3 года назад +3

      2322 ruclips.net/video/0SV0HDqf-2I/видео.html

    • @earfquake3989
      @earfquake3989 3 года назад +43

      @@redwave4738 This is actually not bad. Thought it was going to be another SoundCloud rapper or Rick Roll.

    • @wonderland.5
      @wonderland.5 3 года назад +23

      @@redwave4738 Bro I thought this was a rick roll in the comments 💀 this sounds amazing

    • @earthbender1220
      @earthbender1220 3 года назад +13

      @@redwave4738 I literally never click random links but ngl I’m kinda glad I clicked this one

  • @franklei4374
    @franklei4374 8 месяцев назад +118

    Faline: i dont have cocoa powder
    Also Faline in the same minute: open cabinet and there is milo cocoa powder

  • @snzzzu
    @snzzzu 3 года назад +4185

    Her brother honestly cares for her, it's heartwarming.

    • @Antorion
      @Antorion 3 года назад +428

      @Maham its brotherly love, my brother doesnt give a shit about me unless he needs something

    • @ghost_shivers5276
      @ghost_shivers5276 3 года назад +58

      yea my brother's kinda like that

    • @satoku8449
      @satoku8449 3 года назад +9

      @@Antorion 🤣

    • @crystal-ms6le
      @crystal-ms6le 3 года назад +62

      Yea my brother annoys me so much but he really cares about me a lot c:

    • @user-zf8en7rc1c
      @user-zf8en7rc1c 3 года назад +37

      My brother slaps me whenever I go near him tho I don't even do anything >:'(

  • @toastbot9496
    @toastbot9496 3 года назад +5822

    "You could easily use a toddler to replace this!" Well, there are blenders big enough for that although ethics are kinda in the way smh.

  • @fallentrash1673
    @fallentrash1673 3 года назад +8307

    She's an artist, she's a gamer, she's a barber, she's a painter, and now she's a chef. If on the next day she would lead an army of tanks I wouldn't even be surprised with the talents Faline can do.

    • @SN-vn6wb
      @SN-vn6wb 3 года назад +109

      Yes. She truly is one-of-a-kind.

    • @juanitaparpandacute3511
      @juanitaparpandacute3511 3 года назад +188

      Faline coming for Barbie's job

    • @GoVocaloider
      @GoVocaloider 3 года назад +102

      @@juanitaparpandacute3511 Damn, you beat me to it. 😂
      What would we call her? Barline? Farbie? NONE OF THESE ARE WORKING WE NEED A PROPER NAME!

    • @juanitaparpandacute3511
      @juanitaparpandacute3511 3 года назад +63

      @@GoVocaloider hahahaha farbie........kinda reminds of furbie idk why

    • @focaluv
      @focaluv 3 года назад +40

      She's also a cleaner

  • @TheMonkeyGrape
    @TheMonkeyGrape 2 года назад +653

    I've never seen someone make something so simple look so difficult. Good job.

    • @alyasvielpalmer4705
      @alyasvielpalmer4705 Год назад +2

      🤣🤣

    • @nightmaresturningoftendejavue
      @nightmaresturningoftendejavue Год назад +1

      I did, every workday… teacher, this Era is done like in 10 yr, when this kids overcome by percentage workfor…, ummm, on second trought, it would be not called that anymore 😅. Maybe barely survive smoothie proces force?

  • @goodolryuko9673
    @goodolryuko9673 3 года назад +6448

    “You could easily use a toddler to replace this!”
    Everyone with a sibling: *I consider this a win*

  • @thefoodieknight-roblox9449
    @thefoodieknight-roblox9449 3 года назад +9717

    The fact that her mother knows how to fix her strange problems all the time should be an award.

    • @dvcky5
      @dvcky5 3 года назад +392

      thats what mothers are for ✊😔

    • @astralseaslug546
      @astralseaslug546 3 года назад +335

      And her brother!

    • @miracler
      @miracler 3 года назад +301

      That's what Malaysian mothers are like, they know the answers to all problems in the universe but would want their kids to try first

    • @abcdtemp
      @abcdtemp 3 года назад +47

      i wish i have a mother like that lol

    • @catinspace6401
      @catinspace6401 3 года назад +4

      @Ramen Lover Its Chinese

  • @aliyaanwar1685
    @aliyaanwar1685 3 года назад +4534

    "there are four of these socket things"
    "..."
    "but only one of them works"
    honestly, this is the most asian household thing ever.

    • @kadalmerayapkiero602
      @kadalmerayapkiero602 3 года назад +85

      Exactly what I think about it

    • @nallyaaaaaa
      @nallyaaaaaa 3 года назад +57

      huh, when you put it that way, you aren't wrong actually-

    • @anahongow5801
      @anahongow5801 3 года назад +142

      and, for some reason, Latino household too. Tons of those socket strips, one one *socket* works, good luck finding which one.

    • @s1sh3r3
      @s1sh3r3 3 года назад +26

      Same, but with chargers and headphones here

    • @JustSamYT
      @JustSamYT 3 года назад +2

      lol yeah

  • @reckon-it1375
    @reckon-it1375 2 года назад +321

    Absolutely love Faline saying the recipe only had 4 ingredients and then revealing she only had 1 of the 4 😭

  • @Alicest.
    @Alicest. 3 года назад +3505

    Don't take this the wrong way: I love how you struggle with absolutely everything lol it's honestly charming and unfortunately relatable

    • @sarhahillsburg5142
      @sarhahillsburg5142 3 года назад +118

      Watching them BOTH struggle with blender 😅

    • @peepeepoopoodoodoohead
      @peepeepoopoodoodoohead 3 года назад +25

      excuse me how is it unfortunate to relate to this kween

    • @peepeepoopoodoodoohead
      @peepeepoopoodoodoohead 3 года назад +11

      @Spiky Ramen it was a joke wtf

    • @animejuggernaut2553
      @animejuggernaut2553 3 года назад +14

      WAY too relatable XD My sis too got the genius idea to make souffle one midnight, and we've both never set foot in the kitchen.......... What we did in the kitchen the following day was literally the same as in the video XDD Except the dish also came out bad for us :p

    • @peepeepoopoodoodoohead
      @peepeepoopoodoodoohead 3 года назад +3

      @Spiky Ramen ok
      I thought it would be pretty easy to understand
      but anyways

  • @ZyloYcuk
    @ZyloYcuk 3 года назад +3253

    "Faline Cooking Show"
    "Fal Cooking Show"
    "Fooking Sho-"
    "No."
    THAT GOT ME DEAD LMAO

  • @potatofromhell5563
    @potatofromhell5563 3 года назад +281

    "so we have to swap some of the ingredients cause we don't have the ingredients" is the most relatable thing I heard today

    • @yakh5555
      @yakh5555 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @potatofromhell5563
      @potatofromhell5563 3 года назад +5

      I didn't want to edit cause its cringe so anways
      YAAAAAAAAAAY
      I GOT HEARTED BY THE QUEEN HERSELF
      eheheheheheehee
      (weird evil laugh for no reason)

  • @raelenegan8483
    @raelenegan8483 Год назад +49

    The way she jumped over that wire while saying “HeEllOo

  • @jyjori
    @jyjori 3 года назад +1569

    “You can EASILY replace this banana with a toddler”
    Yeah, but toddlers aren’t as ripe as bananas

    • @sanjivdas2066
      @sanjivdas2066 3 года назад +166

      That's why humans invented cooking

    • @childharvester8131
      @childharvester8131 3 года назад +25

      @@sanjivdas2066 SHUHDIISOHED

    • @notkwis6750
      @notkwis6750 3 года назад +21

      @@sanjivdas2066 PFFT BEST RESPONSE LMFAOLMFAIDGAJVA

    • @meghnanatarajan9823
      @meghnanatarajan9823 3 года назад +40

      @@sanjivdas2066 That is called cannibalism my dear children and is in fact frowned upon many societies..

    • @comrade_lenin4820
      @comrade_lenin4820 3 года назад +11

      @@meghnanatarajan9823 And that's called a fucking a joke.
      r/whoosh

  • @thepeoplesbaker
    @thepeoplesbaker 3 года назад +4730

    “Going to bound this chocolate into powder bc I don’t have cocoa powder”
    *while reaching for the maple syrup in the cabinet, completely ignores the perfectly good Milo which is basically cocoa powder and sugar*

    • @muhdnoor09
      @muhdnoor09 3 года назад +225

      Yup. Poor Milo.

    • @kysafe
      @kysafe 3 года назад +54

      but milo has malt in it

    • @cylnder
      @cylnder 3 года назад +235

      @@kysafe who cares it's extra flavor

    • @iwillpegyou247
      @iwillpegyou247 3 года назад +212

      Milo is basically asian cocoa powder

    • @capricesunn
      @capricesunn 3 года назад +31

      Ikr that's what I thought 💀

  • @woo0wz4
    @woo0wz4 3 года назад +284

    Faline: this is a murder weapon
    Also Faline: brings out an actual murder weapon to peel murder weapon

    • @firstname811
      @firstname811 3 года назад +2

      I used the stones to destroy the stones

    • @woo0wz4
      @woo0wz4 3 года назад +2

      @@firstname811 Yes

    • @woo0wz4
      @woo0wz4 3 года назад

      @ray agreed lol

  • @cloudy4379
    @cloudy4379 2 года назад +36

    i love that Faline’s reasoning for choosing the dark chocolate isn’t because it has a more concentrated (i think that’s the right word) amount of cocoa powder and less milk than milk chocolate but because she heard cocoa powder is supposed to be bitter and dark chocolate is bitter

  • @lilasayers9298
    @lilasayers9298 3 года назад +3247

    "I don't have cocoa powder"
    **Opens cabinet with milo**

    • @Carloslife4ever
      @Carloslife4ever 3 года назад +21

      Whats Milo ;-;

    • @lilasayers9298
      @lilasayers9298 3 года назад +172

      @@Carloslife4ever it’s like powder you put in milk to make stuff like hot chocolate

    • @amirulamani1487
      @amirulamani1487 2 года назад +36

      @@Carloslife4ever Coco powder

    • @ghost35789
      @ghost35789 2 года назад +27

      @@lilasayers9298 people use milk to make milo?

    • @sillyjazgirl
      @sillyjazgirl 2 года назад +10

      @@ghost35789 yEs!

  • @jigeesha3668
    @jigeesha3668 3 года назад +990

    *“Welcome to THE FALINE COOKING SHOW”*
    Brings all the tools possible for the protection of a human being from every serious thing possible that could happen in Faline's kitchen

  • @multistanbtch9157
    @multistanbtch9157 3 года назад +2748

    Google: “humans share 60% of dna with bananas”
    Me: isn’t eating bananas technically cannibalism, isn’t that illegal?

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 3 года назад +186

      cannibalism isn't illegal, it's the murder part that's illegal :)

    • @multistanbtch9157
      @multistanbtch9157 3 года назад +2

      @keep rollin شكرًا على السورة، سورة النجمه 💜 هل انت مسلم ؟

    • @Rose-tg6vq
      @Rose-tg6vq 3 года назад +57

      @@HopeIsADrug11037 canabalism is also illigal in many countries

    • @kamaldas2376
      @kamaldas2376 3 года назад +30

      So now understand the trend of eating banana in a✨ different ✨way ✨

    • @Dumbierd
      @Dumbierd 3 года назад +22

      cannibalism is not illegal that's the first issue

  • @tigersandflowers
    @tigersandflowers 11 месяцев назад +16

    i love how he says bananas, i would listen to a 5 hour video of them just saying bananas over and over and over

    • @BonnieTheGoofyGoober
      @BonnieTheGoofyGoober 8 месяцев назад +2

      *La gasp* Someone who actually knows and respects Falines preffered pronouns? i must be dreaming 😨

  • @evannguyen4085
    @evannguyen4085 3 года назад +6704

    She’s so smart yet lacks so much common sense, i can relate too much

  • @JamieKoya
    @JamieKoya 3 года назад +859

    Ethan: *explains that the chocolate isn`t enough*
    Faline: "I HAVE TO BLEND MORE" *resumes blending*

  • @moonycat
    @moonycat 3 года назад +448

    Faline: "You could easily use a toddler to replace this!"
    Me: *looks at my brother, chuckling*

    • @abhiswarakumbhare5468
      @abhiswarakumbhare5468 3 года назад +24

      Me who is the youngest: I hope my bro doesn't watch this video

    • @elation.e
      @elation.e 3 года назад +4

      @@abhiswarakumbhare5468 you’re a toddler?!

    • @abhiswarakumbhare5468
      @abhiswarakumbhare5468 3 года назад +4

      @@elation.e no. But I am the youngest......... but not a toddler. No

    • @ruienjoyer
      @ruienjoyer 3 года назад +2

      @@abhiswarakumbhare5468 Would you like to join the mix of my 2 other siblings

    • @abhiswarakumbhare5468
      @abhiswarakumbhare5468 3 года назад +2

      @@ruienjoyer are they younger than you?

  • @lollipop3475
    @lollipop3475 2 года назад +260

    Just a tip: when making smoothies with toddlers, make sure to use the inside of their leg, not including the skin and bone. Also, I find it easier to blend after the muscle is removed, frozen, and chopped into about 1x1inch little cubes. (Make sure to use the flesh behind their shin, I’m not sure what it’s called.) Of course bananas also works, just tastes a bit better.

    • @xXgrassXx
      @xXgrassXx Год назад +71

      This is far too specific to not be from experience

    • @midnightanon
      @midnightanon Год назад +39

      i am traumatised

    • @STARZZXXIZIT
      @STARZZXXIZIT Год назад +9

      @@midnightanon same bro.. same

    • @anunitasharath3781
      @anunitasharath3781 Год назад +28

      Thank you for the information that i will definitely not be using

    • @ujeshasivaramakrishnan2464
      @ujeshasivaramakrishnan2464 Год назад +21

      I think that the flesh was called dermal layers of skin, i would have loved the taste of the smoothie unfortunately toddlers are not exported very fresh so i settle for bananas

  • @random6579
    @random6579 3 года назад +871

    "Faline cooking show"
    "Fal cooking show"
    "Fooking show"
    *"no"*
    ~Faline san 2021

    • @vanessadmitrivosco5631
      @vanessadmitrivosco5631 3 года назад +50

      Your pfp is everything. PERIODT

    • @random6579
      @random6579 3 года назад +27

      @@vanessadmitrivosco5631 AYYEEE THANKS

    • @Nicolas-sd4yk
      @Nicolas-sd4yk 3 года назад +10

      XD
      Also I l0v3 your pfp :D

    • @mic7359
      @mic7359 3 года назад +11

      LKMOA
      Also pfp Yes yes good they men

    • @squidaker
      @squidaker 3 года назад +2

      I was looking for this comment

  • @peapots2619
    @peapots2619 3 года назад +483

    “Can’t be that hard making a 2 minute smoothie right?”
    Faline san: wanna bet

  • @friedfishh
    @friedfishh 3 года назад +565

    “cocoa powder has a larger surface area therefore you can blend more evenly”
    see, mum, RUclips can be educational. Science + Faline = me + 1 brain cell :D

  • @huntiehunterslime
    @huntiehunterslime 9 месяцев назад +7

    When this video appeared on my recommended, I got up to make a smoothie. It took less than two minutes. I am now watching someone suffer for what was probably over an hour to accomplish a basic task. 10/10 content

  • @mimanshatiwari3783
    @mimanshatiwari3783 3 года назад +6511

    Faline: "We can easily use a toddler to replace this."
    Ethan: "A frozen toddler."
    Me : 👁👄👁 💀🔪

  • @_sabumochi
    @_sabumochi 3 года назад +380

    _"Now to get rid of the dead bodies."_ :]
    --
    "Coca powder has a larger total surface area. Therefore, it can blend more evenly." (Big brain moment)
    *"So I just have to blend more."*
    "What- no? _You need more coca powder!!"_
    *_"I CAN'T HEAR YOU."_*
    ---
    **unreasonable struggle**

    • @hanaanne3237
      @hanaanne3237 3 года назад +10

      Somehow his voice is capturing😂he should consider being a teacher🤣

  • @anartgirl
    @anartgirl 3 года назад +252

    *“ Fooking show. “*
    *“ No. “*
    and my children , that was the moment of realisation.

  • @dasaucybaka9020
    @dasaucybaka9020 2 года назад +68

    I love how she doesn't have most of the ingredients but she improvised to get them, I would never, just sit in a corner and remind myself I'm a failure🥰

    • @oo8962
      @oo8962 2 года назад +2

      Same :') I would be seeing like peanut butter and I'm like "this shit is too advanced for my household" and go watch cat videos instead

    • @TotallyJayReyes
      @TotallyJayReyes Год назад +1

      call urself a failure, but Steven He would still approve. So either way, ur winning :)

  • @tuli._.9735
    @tuli._.9735 3 года назад +459

    The protagonist, whilst conversation with the one she calls brother, falcooks, falbakes, and faltakes-- the bones of the weak children whom of which Don the color green upon their tiny child bodies.

    • @bun37yearsago61
      @bun37yearsago61 3 года назад +19

      Faline violently thrusted her blade, hilt glistening in the pale moonlight, slicing into the hardened flesh of the discoloured banana’s, when her efforts proved nary effective, she decided to use a bowl filled with seething water to thaw the banana’s, only to burn herself in the process, her brother cringed and stared in shame at his sister failing to concoct a basic smoothie.

    • @aruuuuuu__
      @aruuuuuu__ 3 года назад +5

      @@bun37yearsago61 damn.

  • @weml19
    @weml19 3 года назад +222

    I love how she called out to her brother and took his help in everything and then didn’t even put footage of him trying the smoothie

  • @Vekklern
    @Vekklern 3 года назад +146

    Honestly I never knew someone could fail at using pestle and mortar. Faline manages to scare and impress me at the same time.

    • @anahongow5801
      @anahongow5801 3 года назад +4

      well, hello. I fail at pestle and mortar, too.

  • @Mad_scientist_huburis
    @Mad_scientist_huburis 2 года назад +34

    As someone who gets good grades yet almost burned down the kitchen trying to make bacon in the microwave I really felt this

    • @emilylike-the-soup2502
      @emilylike-the-soup2502 Год назад +4

      Same. One time a friend asked me to stir the food on the stove while she had to step out for a few minutes, and I set off the smoke alarm because it never occurred to me that I could turn off the stove - I just kept stirring.

  • @umopapisdn.
    @umopapisdn. 3 года назад +799

    faline: uses math to make an alternative for the date
    also faline: messes up how to freeze a banana

    • @plushybones
      @plushybones 2 года назад +43

      and ignores the milo in the cabinet, which is pretty much just cocoa powder and sugar

    • @Ndreau
      @Ndreau 2 года назад +2

      @@plushybones cocoa powder is supposed to be bitter.

    • @haiyuc
      @haiyuc 2 года назад +8

      @@Ndreau we don’t need bitterness
      It’s ew lol

    • @popenieafantome9527
      @popenieafantome9527 2 года назад +9

      @@Ndreau she also added maple syrup, so i doubt it would end up bitter either way

    • @Ndreau
      @Ndreau 2 года назад

      @@popenieafantome9527 that's the point...? I think Milo would make it too sweet.

  • @adriannaa545
    @adriannaa545 3 года назад +220

    The relationship between Faline and her brother is actually so wholesome.

  • @seulmiseforever9603
    @seulmiseforever9603 3 года назад +473

    Let admit it:
    We all have this period of times during our teenage year and its RELATABLE

    • @chosofart
      @chosofart 3 года назад +5

      @its fine shut up

    • @chosofart
      @chosofart 3 года назад +4

      @Not RickRoll 😭👇 shut up

    • @chosofart
      @chosofart 3 года назад +1

      Not even in my teenage years yet 🌚

    • @shana_denn
      @shana_denn 3 года назад

      Phrase?-

    • @drowsyValkyrie
      @drowsyValkyrie 3 года назад

      @@shana_denn phase

  • @ChickenGarbage
    @ChickenGarbage 8 месяцев назад +7

    I NEED TO VENT:
    I have no clue who this woman is. My little brother sent me this video just being like: this is extremely like you. Like this is you in a video. And it started off as just funny like lol yes I do change recipes and these are mistakes I would make. And then I realized it's a woman happily cooking in her kitchen while loudly making jokes with a brother nearby she constantly bothers and gets help from and a mom she once or twice goes to when she's rlly stuck and the realization I had that thats how my brother sees me is amazing. Like it is very much like me and my brother and I love that he saw this and thought of me? Just felt like sharing ig. Love my brother and loved this video seeing other people with this dynamic!❤

  • @Amozon28
    @Amozon28 3 года назад +513

    i love how she used a mortar and pestle to grind the chocolate into powder. when she literally had a blender right there.

    • @sawmtem.s2369
      @sawmtem.s2369 Год назад +44

      Thats asian style u wont get it

    • @LiraMel
      @LiraMel Год назад +16

      But a blender will make it liquid and she want powder

    • @thefoodieknight-roblox9449
      @thefoodieknight-roblox9449 Год назад +35

      @@LiraMel wha-

    • @LiraMel
      @LiraMel Год назад +4

      @@thefoodieknight-roblox9449 ?

    • @TherealMikako
      @TherealMikako Год назад +28

      @@LiraMel It will only be liquid if she puts chocolate + random liquid. And also I'm pretty sure that blenders don't make powder, at least mine doesn't lol.

  • @_kimmmy_
    @_kimmmy_ 3 года назад +243

    In conclusion : Faline is a *”very independent woman”*

    • @nerd888
      @nerd888 3 года назад +9

      verrrryy *cough cough*

    • @shatakshisharma5240
      @shatakshisharma5240 3 года назад +6

      Veryyy coughh coughh
      *DIES* (from asthma)

    • @nerd888
      @nerd888 3 года назад +2

      @@shatakshisharma5240 I haev asthma well aa *chokes on breath while falling to the ground*

  • @rubyyp2182
    @rubyyp2182 3 года назад +153

    Faline out of context: **looks at banana threateningly** we could easily use a toddler to replace this!

  • @RyorrrTheGreat
    @RyorrrTheGreat 2 года назад +32

    10:06 the rest of the world figuring out america's arbitrary measurement system

  • @mulan8787
    @mulan8787 3 года назад +144

    The poor brother was trying to study lmao and he kept on coming and helping her with every step😭

  • @Invisiblecockroach
    @Invisiblecockroach 3 года назад +1001

    Faline : has one brain cell
    Faline's brother: also has one brain cell,
    what do they make together? TWO BRAIN CELLS

    • @lagan318
      @lagan318 3 года назад +101

      where faline's mom has infinite braincells

    • @bi_mothy4220
      @bi_mothy4220 3 года назад +33

      @@lagan318 falines mom stole not only her childrens braincells, but the braincells of our entire generation. /lh

    • @aquaticfishiepompom
      @aquaticfishiepompom 3 года назад +19

      @@bi_mothy4220 not true
      She didn't steal it
      We just weren't born with many braincells
      She is a professional mother, which means she is the best and is very smart and also has infinite braincells

    • @baseballcap-
      @baseballcap- 2 года назад +1

      OMG U JUST SOLVED THE BIGGEST QUESTION THAT'S BEEN ROAMING FOR YEARS
      UR A GENIUS

  • @heldon7951
    @heldon7951 3 года назад +31

    8:06 using the frozen banana as an ice pack after hurting your hand trying to unfreeze it 😭
    The duality of banana

  • @shiznit162
    @shiznit162 3 года назад +534

    A philosopher once said: “What if they get too hot in the fridge.”
    Wise indeed 😂😂😂

    • @rlhugh
      @rlhugh 2 года назад +3

      I laughed out loud at this :)

  • @Finalleigh
    @Finalleigh 3 года назад +406

    This was the most put together I have ever seen Faline and Ethan act together.

  • @haneenboumenjel
    @haneenboumenjel 3 года назад +342

    Why does faline make everything in her life so entertaining? It's the best thing ever.

  • @chip4410
    @chip4410 Год назад +17

    14:06 I DRANK WATER AND NOW ITS IN MY NOSE LMAOOO

  • @stevethepaidintern196
    @stevethepaidintern196 3 года назад +132

    My mom: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
    Me: "A professional common sense
    haver 😃👍"

  • @suhaneegupta814
    @suhaneegupta814 3 года назад +937

    She is like doofenshmirts. Finding an extremely complicated solution (grounding chocolate and not being able to do so) to an extremely simple problem (using Milo).

  • @mikaelaarriola9309
    @mikaelaarriola9309 3 года назад +535

    Faline: we don’t have cocoa powder so im just gonna grind some chocolate
    Milo powder: am I a joke to you?

    • @itzmiggyl2423
      @itzmiggyl2423 3 года назад +16

      But theres already something sweet and adding something sweet must be too sweet at that point. But then again, instead of maple syrup she couldve used that... My head hurts writing this😅

  • @mxshr00mXD
    @mxshr00mXD Год назад +3

    when faline struggled with everything i felt like i was watching a video of me trying to do literally anything

  • @idasummers3854
    @idasummers3854 3 года назад +277

    you are very lucky to have a cool tempered mother. if i did that, my momma would probably put me in the freezer with the bananas

    • @-leafi-9289
      @-leafi-9289 2 года назад +3

      Haha fr

    • @piliixie
      @piliixie 2 года назад +3

      are you, by any chance, a frozen toddler?

  • @elisejune2859
    @elisejune2859 3 года назад +89

    The way she went"HELLL" at the beginning while almost tripping down made me laugh so hard I think I replayed it almost 10 times

  • @li_naaa
    @li_naaa 3 года назад +114

    Faline is cooking like a chef she's a 5 star Michelin

  • @Oktopus549
    @Oktopus549 10 месяцев назад +10

    4:57 *stomp stomp stomp*
    ,,people are trying to STUDY HEEREEEE!!,,
    Man I love faline’s brother

  • @Mochiiishere
    @Mochiiishere 3 года назад +146

    I honestly LOVE how real she is like she isn't embarrassed of her errors she deals with them like a TRUE PRO like when she didn't have Coca Powder she LEGIT Turned Chocolate into Coca Powder that is TRUE DEDICATION and HIGH QUALITY CONTENT This the content I come on RUclips for you go girl!!👁️👄👁️✨✋💜

  • @sharonwiebe3971
    @sharonwiebe3971 3 года назад +66

    not sure i have ever seen someone struggle this much literally every single step of the way lol... the struggle is real

  • @italktomyself.
    @italktomyself. 3 года назад +44

    pls, I love how she’s literally a whole softie when she’s with her brother aaaa TT

  • @cmf5006
    @cmf5006 Год назад +3

    "it looks like what I throw up after a good night of drinking"
    great line 🤣💀

  • @rosie__.
    @rosie__. 3 года назад +104

    Lets lose our sanity while making a smoothie

    • @rosie__.
      @rosie__. 3 года назад +1

      @@cutiechannie exactly

  • @nicolechen9316
    @nicolechen9316 3 года назад +76

    The mom helplessly leaning on wall after tasting the smoothie had me in stitches

  • @tggstuff7364
    @tggstuff7364 3 года назад +604

    The faline cooking show seems better than hecc’s kitchen. I wish for more episodes like these.

  • @Literally_DeadpooI
    @Literally_DeadpooI 2 года назад +5

    I had my mom make this one from the original video (I sent her this one too) she watched Alivia's and made it because the thumbnail said "for people who suck at cooking" and she wasn't about to fail something like that. Then she watched this one and told me "I'm glad a chose the other one for the recipe, but this one is also entertaining." I have covid so she's treating me to another while trying to follow this one.

  • @_solstice_
    @_solstice_ 3 года назад +898

    Faline :"Oh my god I almost killed you for a second"
    Faline's Brother : "How is it my fault your phone overheated?"
    Faline ignoring him: "OOH the knife was in really close reach"
    Also Faline :"You wanna lick the peanut butter? cmere pspspps come lick the peanut butter boy"

    • @didhiti20
      @didhiti20 3 года назад +32

      lmao this was so funny

    • @rosalindalaboy7111
      @rosalindalaboy7111 2 года назад +36

      Siblings

    • @DenlixCutix
      @DenlixCutix 2 года назад +8

      Brother is the edible trash can

    • @MGmirkin
      @MGmirkin 2 года назад +3

      @@DenlixCutix Why would you eat a trash can? 🤣

    • @DenlixCutix
      @DenlixCutix 2 года назад +4

      @@MGmirkin ... You never know.....

  • @tasneemahmed5821
    @tasneemahmed5821 3 года назад +289

    The amount of struggle she went through is actually hilarious. Reminds me of those days when nothing works out for you lol

  • @kimychii6701
    @kimychii6701 3 года назад +58

    i love how you turn a simple task into a whole a$$ session of demonstrating insanity

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 2 года назад +8

    I don't know why RUclips randomly recommended this to me but you were actually entertaining enough that I kept watching 😂

  • @jeremyuniverse
    @jeremyuniverse 3 года назад +439

    "So cup is actually a measurment?"
    Everyone using the metric system looking at american recipes:

    • @aishah1055
      @aishah1055 3 года назад +2

      fr tho

    • @nittynotkitty
      @nittynotkitty 3 года назад +6

      Why can't they just use the metric system like the rest of the world

    • @justadanette5017
      @justadanette5017 3 года назад +1

      Honestly i just treat a american cup as any other cooking cup ever and it always worked for me in recipes

  • @Lunar-Strawberry
    @Lunar-Strawberry 3 года назад +93

    I almost choked on my tea while I was watching this.
    That's what I call quality content-

    • @meepsterling
      @meepsterling 3 года назад +1

      Nice, I actually did choke on my coffee, it was great

  • @linkcorriere846
    @linkcorriere846 3 года назад +182

    Your brother is literally one of the best in the entire world
    THAT PATIENCE

    • @childofgod1521
      @childofgod1521 3 года назад +8

      My brother would've smacked me and throw me out of the kitchen

  • @Leon_the_Amateur
    @Leon_the_Amateur 2 года назад +6

    4:39 I'm doing a translation and I forgot what these appliances are called in English. But having watched faline's professional explanation, I remembered to come back here.

  • @rv9004
    @rv9004 3 года назад +975

    Faline radiates "Bold of you to assume I've reached my peak of dumbass" energy.
    .
    Dang she's great

  • @saan-h2k
    @saan-h2k 3 года назад +275

    Edit: Every single one of Faline's videos have such good quotes I can't list all of them-
    "This ingredient only needs 4 ingredients-"
    Faline San, 2021

    • @sweedy6647
      @sweedy6647 2 года назад +12

      “Actually I meant 6 ingredients.”
      Recipe: has 5 ingredients.

  • @nush7130
    @nush7130 3 года назад +31

    The cooking show we didnt ask for yet still needed

  • @victoriacandanedo2190
    @victoriacandanedo2190 2 года назад +18

    I’M CRYING OUT LOUD, POOR FALINE 14:02

  • @shiningraven326
    @shiningraven326 3 года назад +129

    I honestly love that her family is totally chill with the fact that she's just recording a RUclips video in the middle of there kitchen

  • @Vampyricc
    @Vampyricc 3 года назад +143

    Faline: *Realizes the bananas must be peeled before putting in the freezer*
    *Decides it's best to do everything else first*
    Faline: *Puts unpeeled un-cut orange bananas back in the freezer*

    • @Anonysus-z9y
      @Anonysus-z9y 3 года назад +1

      That was the moment I liked the video 😂

  • @baronbestie5886
    @baronbestie5886 3 года назад +55

    "Son, what is that show again?"
    "What Show?"
    *"The show where they fook"*

  • @alaskaface7147
    @alaskaface7147 Год назад +7

    Lmfao her brother when he explains the surface area of the cocoa powder 🤣 he sounds like me. But I also have Faline’s spectacular lack of common sense. Watching this makes me miss my sister because she would be like the brother making fun of me and getting exasperated by my stupid decisions, while running around frantically trying to clean up the chaos as I create it 😂

  • @yakh5555
    @yakh5555 3 года назад +50

    Faline : accidentally touching the hot water
    “AHHHHHH”
    The banana : 😵

  • @jess.was-here
    @jess.was-here 3 года назад +27

    yay faline posted
    the most relaxing yet somehow the most stressful part of my week

  • @aeipathyedits7273
    @aeipathyedits7273 3 года назад +127

    I’m still in pain form laughing at the part where you ate banana skin thinking it was chocolate 😭😂😭😂

  • @filmpools
    @filmpools 3 года назад +7

    i love this chaotic kind of content

  • @guccilatae
    @guccilatae 3 года назад +62

    14:25 this had me literally crying from laughter for at least 10 mins 😂and the fact she said "you are so smart" and right after that it happened 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eunoia222
    @eunoia222 3 года назад +38

    " *SO* you could easily use a toddler to replace this." I- 😭💀

  • @dragonwhisperer1571
    @dragonwhisperer1571 3 года назад +26

    "that looks like what i throw up after a good night of drinking"
    😂😂this had me in stitches 😂

  • @Kenlac92
    @Kenlac92 2 года назад +2

    this was no joke the funniest fucking thing i have ever watched.
    i cried at the this milk smells like shit part.

  • @adah5195
    @adah5195 3 года назад +43

    as someone who makes a smoothie in like 5 minutes almost every day, this was hilarious

  • @kingsley.5506
    @kingsley.5506 3 года назад +28

    Can you imagine Faline when she turned 30s and looks back this digital recorder with hundred of thousand of viewers?

  • @TobyFloof
    @TobyFloof 3 года назад +43

    *asks the military for more bananas*
    Military: we just gave you some.
    *Starts a world revolution with frozen bananas as weapons*

  • @DarrBlox
    @DarrBlox Год назад +17

    "There is 16 grams in a date , I HAVE MAPLE SYRUP " - faline 1:17