Local genius tries making a teddy bear kit for 8 year olds (it is very ugly)
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- Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2021
- good evening my good pals, my friends, my beloved subscribers who definitely will not roast my teddy bear child for looking like it got run over by multiple rockets and dropped into a Pacific Ocean
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once more I have brought you consistent meals in the form of #entertainment through me being #verytalented. What's that? I forgot to feed you multiple moons ago? Well you can kiss MY moon becAUSE I AM RUNNING ON REALLY BAD AIRPORT WIFI RN IM NOT JOKING THIS IS TAKING SO LONG TO UPLOAD I'LL BE FINISHED WRITING MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY BEFORE THEN
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sew
/səʊ/
verb
gerund or present participle: sewing, join, fasten, or repair (something) by making stitches with a needle and thread or a sewing machine.
"she sewed the seams and hemmed the border"
Similar:
stitch, machine stitch, embroider, seam, hem, tack, your mum, patch
1. attach (something) to something else by sewing.
"she could sew the veil on properly in the morning"
2. make (a garment) by sewing.
"the two sisters sewed their own dresses"
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Today I shall show off my incredible skills by creating a soft toy/plushie out of nothing but the things they give you to create a soft toy/plushie. Tomorrow? who knows. ALSO apologies for the lack of subtitles, an ERROR has occurred once more and I am running on speed due to some stuff going on in life rn (you shall know soon). Pls turn on the auto generated captions, I tried my best to add my own on areas where I mumbled a bit or where my accent got STRONK
have a good one mwah mwah eat sand 
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Name the teddy bear below, the one with most likes gets to be his godparent 💃🏻🍷
Sid or Bobby ✨
G E R T
bobert joe the fifth
Fal's pal
Joe Mama
"He's kinda ugly but he's mine" thats the cutest thing I have ever heard.
@Silverblaze 💀
@Silverblaze PLZ😭
Time stamp ?
@@lostsummertxt 7:34
@@that7340 thanks
Her mother's laugh at the finished product tho she ain't even gonna hide it
Her laugh made me laugh - and that person with the pixel profile on the phone call.
loll
lol
@@tavarshia3122
It's Fal's brother
Project 863 🙌🏽
*Faline:* “I think an adult has to help me with EvERy part!”
*Also Faline:* “I’m one year away from being the adult!”
RUDE!!!!!!!
I think one of the reasons why this channel is so addicting is because she treats the camera as a friend and a lot of the things that is in the videos is what you would do to a friend, due to which as audience we feel more connected to her than other youtubers who narrate from scripts, nothing wrong in that, just an opinion
u worded this perfectly ive been Wondering lately why im so engaged in faline's vids, more than any other youtuber. my attention span is short, and i like that i don't have to pay too much attention because she's just being silly but in the best way! and i guess what you said about her treating the camera like a friend is what connects to the silliness part, its just so comfortable and easy to watch
"Oh no- Oh, it's becoming triangle."
what a true asian, she somehow made the head like a rice dumpling
Mission failed successfully
Why do I feel like eating a bagel?
@@ethandriessen5565 omg same lmao-
@@ethandriessen5565 Be a true Asian, eat a rice dumpling.
@@pwuddingsprinklez me too just bought bagels yesterday
"It's kind of ugly, but it's mine"- my mom when she introduces me.
LMAO U DESERVE AN AWARD
well that escalated quickly
THIS MADE ME FALL OFF MY BED HSHSHSJSHSJSH
HAHAAAA
Bah - .. ha… ha.. so funny.. 🙃
3:07 DID YOU JUST... LICK THE NEEDLE INSTEAD OF THE THREAD??!? i'm cryingg 😭😭
LMAO
I-
BAHAHHAHA
😨
This video gives me that smile you give to your 7 year old cousin for making something for the first time. The kind you have to give when complimenting it for 5 minutes saying "thats such a good bear" and " You must have put a lot of effort into such a magnificent stuffed animal" when the bear actually looks like Sid from ice age if he died all his hair brown and gained weight.
Nevermind. I made this comment before the eye fell off. It looks like you took fur three black beads and rolled everything up in a ball and just called that the head
@@aidanfleming3088 stop roasting jerry 😕
@mayisonline No, it's true
Faline is literally gonna traumatise kids with it.
@Anna ♪ ?
@@malustars it's a bot
598/599 likes
As she should 😩
As she should
faline is a true artist
a digital artist, a diamond painter and now a teddy bear maker
Next, she will create a clay sculpture of herself with extreme detail and speed.
She proved her supremacy and we’ll just peasants that is witnessing the birth of something beautiful
dont forget she is a professional slime maker
very true
@@Seraphyyx very
Falline: blurs the cutter
Also falline: presents a traumatizing teddy bear
I love the fact that Faline calls children by "It's"✨
I mean who doesn’t-
When the world needed her the most she returned with a teddy kit
edit: thanks for the likes :)
EDITTT: it’s been a year but I would like to update that I started playing genshin ( a couple months ago )
so yeeeeaaaahhh
Y E S
Yes.
HERE BEFORE IT BLOWS UP LMAO
Edit: i was here when it had 15 likes :] and now it has 69
unrelated but love you pfp Noelle is best girl
Nice pfp
From slime making to teddy bear making, Faline is unmatched in her limitless creativity and craftsmanship.
sometimes a little more creativity than craftsmanship
@@Rafamation truth
That's how we all found her. I found her on her videos saying how channels traced her art and I looked at the rest of her videos and somehow I'm subscribed.
And still calls herself a teen with no life skills,she’s a true a material girl
To smoothie
"Improvise, think outside the box. It's about drive, it's about power, stay hungry."
Very wise words from Faline-San.
16:58
*They're laughing so hard that the device can't even take it*
Faline is now mastering the art of teddy bear creating..
*True legend*
@Anna ♪ Anna, wtf are u doing here, go back to Arindale
@Anna ♪ You k girl?
@Anna ♪ poop
"hey faline what's your favourite colour?"
fal: as someone who got straight As in IGCSE exams i think-
Not green
Green
Green😻💅🏻💋
Green
lime green
13:50 that pic scared me more than the teddy bear
ROASTED
As someone who makes plushies for a hobby...
I understand the pain.
My name suggestion is Janus and here's why:
1. It is a cool, unique name (how many Janus have you met?)
2.Janus was a Roman god (intimidates everyone within a 500km radius)
3. Janus (the god) had 2 faces (a refrence to the eye placement)
Thank you for coming to my Ted(dy) talk
(Edit: I did it. Can I now rest in peace?)
(Edit2: Dang it, the name is Gert)
Hugh Janus. Perfect name.
It's also the villian in Chrono Trigger
Don't you mean Teddy talk?
well I'm not a Janus but a Janu lmaooo
@@themasterprocrastinator4933 how dare you be smarter than me in my own comment
"i gave my teddy bear a 360 view of the world " i am losing my mind
Her mom's laugh is so authentic and wholesome
"I gave my Teddy bear a full 360 view of the world"
And trauma, you- you gave him trauma
He and the immortal snail will probably join forces to conspire against you
yes
As someone who has cross stiched and made doll and teddy bear clothes since the age of 7, I have to say this teddy bear is a masterpiece. I mean, it's not perfect, but so wasn't I when I first started. Tbh, Saline deserves an award for making such a beautiful teddy bear.
Saline 😭😭
LMAO SALINE I-
tbh she really is a lifesaver
Saline
isnt that a chemical
saline? as in the solution for contacts..?-
@@aperson6463 saltwater dummy
Her humor just hits me the right way that I literally laugh so hard I cry
Faline's mom's laughter will forever haunt my dreams :)
Faline: I am not much of a crocheter
Also Faline: *shows picture of knitter*
I have never been more offended and disappointed all at the same time 😔
@@glxxmy-..-sunshine417 my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
I thought I, as a crocheter, was the only one who noticed that
THEY ARE LEGIT THE OPPOSITE AS A CROCHETER MYSELF THIS IS VERY TRIGGERING
We need to see more of Faline’s mom and Faline himself. I really like their mother-daughter relationship!
Himself should be themselves :]
@@miyasmura well didn’t they say that they go by any pronouns
@@aratusingtheinternet Yeah, themselves is used for all genders, and himself is used for mostly the male gender.
Abraham Lincoln?!?!!
@@miyasmura as someone who uses all pronouns, if someone were to only use "themselves" that's only using they/them. if someone says they use all pronouns, then it means all pronouns, whether it be he, she, they, xe, or any other. so correcting someone and saying they should use "themselves" instead of "himself" for someone who uses all pronouns defeats the point of the person using all pronouns /nm /gen
16:52 IM CRYING MY STOMACH HURTS PLS
i did something similar for a school project around when i was like 15-ish. we had to make these plushies for first graders based off what they drew and mine... drew spongebob and we were literally given a month for the whole project. yeah anyways i got pneumonia during the project and had to take like at least a week off school and then i fell extremely behind on everything else so the spongebob fell by the wayside until like a week before it was due where i stayed like 6 hours over when we were supposed to go home for a couple of weeks just to work on the plush until i gave it to him and the arm fell off within 10 minutes. overall i think i got a c on the project although honestly any grade would've been a victory to me. my teacher banned "characters that already exist" from the project for future years so now everyone who does it has to draw out EVERYTHING based off of a 7 year old's OC, guaranteeing nightmares for both the stressed out teenagers and the traumatized children lmao
fhshskfksj I love this lol
@@lowercase_ash lmaoo yeah. literally forgot about it until this month where on like some screensaver thing my mom has on her laptop, a picture of the absolute hellspawn known as the spongebob toy i made just showed up
@@tweefuck633 ajsksk I love it more, omg
what class was this?😭 i plan on taking it
@@venusflytrap8079 it was an engineering class lmaooo none of my other projects were like this outside of the fact they were all horribly time crunched. if u happen to somehow go to the same high school as me, avoid it like the plague lol
“GO INTO THE HOLE”
“that’s what she said hehe”
Best line
Faline : *shows the.. monstrous creature she created*
Her mom : *anime villain laughter*
At the start, when you made the head, my brain was like:
“Oh wait thats kinda cute! What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
But the end..the bear was..how should I put this?
AMAzING OMG I COULD NEVER- FAL, YOU ARE *TOO GREAT AND TALENTED FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.*
you're back after explaining how you would defeat a snail
Because she went out and did it
Iconic
Faline: "I get straight A's"
What Faline does in her free time: *creates a nightmare teddy bear*
6:45
Faline San: what knots?
Me: DEEZ NU-
i was eating extremely spicy noodles and like i was fine with them. UNTIL i literally laughed so hard the spice somehow went into my nose and it's been burning so bad for the past 10 mins thank you faline love you
Randomly found this channel and it's chaotic energy is amazing.
Same
Faline is pure chaotic energy. Welcome.
This cures depression for real
Glad I'm not the only one.
Sameee
"Is the ribbon supposed to be a ribbon"
God I love her friends
"He's kinda ugly, but he's mine" is something my dad has definitely said when I was born.
name him failure
10/10. he's not damaged, he's just got character
Faline San’s mom is so damn wholesome bru
@Anna ♪ anna wth u doing here
@Anna ♪ never gonna give u up
I was laughing so hard when you revealed the teddy bear I couldn't breathe for like 20 seconds
there are 3 types of friends when you fail
the one who just laughs and doesn't stop:
the one who doesn't understand how the heck you failed:
and the one that tries to make you feel better:
Honestly - a fabric like this is definitely not beginner friendly. Plus, the instructions sounded not clear at all, especially for something that a 8 year old supposed to understand. I think you did good for someone who has no experience at all! Also, that was very entertaining to watch, I love your sense of humour.
I haven’t even watched the video and I already know how maniacal and insane it will be to assemble a model that is drenched in tiny brown strings.
@Anna ♪ Anna,wtf?
17:34 is KILLING me 😭😭
“The body has been sewn.”
- someone who definitely doesn’t have homicidal tendencies
Ah yes.. Here comes Faline introducing us to one of her many talents yet again
"We've done two of the hands, We're donewith the head and now all that's left is the legs and the body"
I knew it.
I knew we were eventually gonna mass witness Faline doing murder
I SWEAR YOUR GOING TO REACH 1 MIL BEFORE THE END OF 2022
20:16 STOPPP 💀
😭😭😭😭💀💀💀✋✋✋
I have an exam tomorrow, but I'd rather watch Faline traumatize kids with her teddy kit than study.
How did your test go? 👀
Hehe my exams finished today:D
OMG ME TOO
How are you
@@rainearnstowski7049 It went really well
sorry for replying so late, I never get notifs from yt -_-
Faline: can 8 year olds even hold a needle?
*My 7 year old brother who has chased me with a knife multiple times for looking at his christmas wishlist*: I can do more..
Goddamn I love that kid
@@givememychickennuggetsback1208it was a toy plastic knife for his birthday
Faline: (Blaming their sewing failure on their zodiac sign)
Me with the exact same zodiac sign and is a fashion design major: Welp I guess I can’t sew now!
14:43 Faline! Im a Taurus too! :D (more specific may taurus)
same
I was supposed to be a may taurus but I’m April
Sameee!
Same
"some people like to decorate their teddy bears differently; i gave my teddy bear a full 360 of the world"
BEAHHAHAHA
breaking news:
Chinese/ Malaysian teenager with adhd makes a teddy bear with sheer talent.
At the end, I was laughing so hard that I started sobbing. I shed so many tears that my yearly supply of tears is spend now. It's the beginning of January. This teddy bear will be the reason why my dried out hag heart won't be able to cry if anything sad happens.
your videos are literally an impossible level of try not to laugh and i fail everytime shshhs
Ah, Yes. a normal day for Faline where she knits a teddy bear and asks for her friend's validation
Poor Quasimodo bear brought into this world out of love, only to be laughed and mocked at. But underneath that unearthly exterior is a teddy bear with 360 vision.
it's been so long since i genuinely laughed 😭 thank u faline
When she said, "well now you can't breathe", I felt that
No, really, I choked on my water.
LMAO
Faline should narrate nature documentaries. 10/10 would watch.
Agreed
At this point she could record anything, and I would watch it, she has great humour
This fucking made my day. I was not having an overly happy day but when I watched this video I laughed so much through out. It was beautiful. I love Faline.
same
me too she is pure comedy
No need to use so much fusstops
Why am I actually glad she blurred out the blade. 😮
Faline: he’s kinda ugly but he’s mine.
*throws him*
Faline: uh-NO
As someone who sews, the materials set you up to fail from the beginning. Can’t see how this was ever sold 🤦🏻♀️ you did the best you could!
Literally! Those scraps were way too little, no sewing gap so it was bound to be too small flipped!
Faline: *angrily* GET INTO THE HOLE
Yeah, that explains sewing in a nutshell, tbh
Omg your friends’ reactions got me dying and this was hilarious
THE ENDING THO LMAO you literally make my day
Me watching this as someone who likes fabric crafts and also crochets: *INTERESTING*
but fr tho, she did great for a beginner handling this kit since fuzzy fabrics are annoying to work with since they shed a lot 🙄
anyways her contents are *truly legendary*
Yeah, working with fuzzy fabrics (especially slick ones like this!) is a real pain. I've only done it a couple of times myself and I now mostly stick to fleece!
It's especially impressive when you pause and look at the instructions, which are terrible.
@@sewpungyow5154 I have no idea at all. Whip stitch really seems like a better call here.
@@sewpungyow5154 cos the toy company doesnt know sht about stitching XD
i came for the teenager making slime, laughed at the teenager making rice dumplings, but the teenager making a teddy bear is what i stayed for.
Fal I hope you know that this video made me literally start choking. I'm not even joking you made me laugh so hard that I started choking on my soda
He shall henceforth be known as ‘ teddy Krueger’
I literally laughed my bum off watching this. Good job Faline, I bet I would do worse 😃
The parent review was the best thing ever.
Help me I am actually crying with laughter.
It is still so so SO much better than what I could ever do. I’d probably sew the head on backwards or something 🤣
You light up my day. Thank you. I really needed that.
8:51
why did u flipped us off without us knowing
16:37 Why does he look like chicken nuggets fused together- 😭😭
I could just imagine when she gives this bear to future generations in her family it would be the first time they swear. They would just see this abomination and just say “What the fuck?”
PS, Bear’s name is Filipe.
omg i forgot i had this music tab open and i was like "what-?" then it made your video seem like you added that music to make it seem like you were in a rush and i felt so confused also dumb
love this
not gonna lie, i didnt know what this yt channel was 2 days ago, but ever since the "how to survive the snail" vid i have been watching EVERY SINGLE VIDEO you have made :D i really like your awsthetic, aesthetic? asthetik? ayesthetic? help
LMAO THE TEDDY BEAR COMBUSTED INTO PIECES IS BEAUTIFUL
Name him Axoteddle - cause he's part of the axolotle family now and he's a teddy
I absolutely love ur chaotic energy
"I've never been much of a crocheter"
**Shows picture of Knitting**
this is all especially funny to me bcuz my mom taught me how to sew when i was 8, so the whole "can 8 y/os even hold a needle? can they read??" is very entertaining lol
LMAOO I DIDNT READ THE TITLE AND THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DO SOMETHING WITH CHICKEN NUGGETS😭😭😭🐥🐥🐥
This infuriates me so much I can't stop watching
ur so prettyyy 🥺
This channel is godsent, the comedy is just perfect almost feeling as if I'm watching myself sleep deprived trying to make conversations
Real superheroes don't wear capes....
They come to kill your boredom with a teddy bear kit
1:29 got me dead 😭'' why is it in another language''
omg I love ur hair!!
The friend laughing all the way is such a vibe for us viewers