The beginning of "oh"s was really adorable, especially when her family just waiting as it rose and fell then rose again. Deserved, this 1 million. Time to reach for 1 billion. Aim for the stars. EDIT: I sincerely hope people know that I was exaggerating to show my enthusiasm and support.
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@@nekodawn_ SPOILER ALERT: people can respond to them if they want, it's not hurting anyone so I don't see why they should stop. It's honestly their choice if they want to or not.
One time, I spilled a bit of baking powder and my mom straight up gave the most annoyed attitude ever and yelled at me, saying WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! Yeah... still hurts me
First there was Kool aid. Then there was rice dumplings......and milo and smoothies and dalgona candy and a teddy bear and s'mores. I think we all know by now that Faline baking a cake is only going to be disastrous comedy gold that honestly we all love.
After taking over countries, terrorizing children, breaking into schools, etc, our queen has become a world class baker. Yes!!! We love a versatile queen, you go girl! (But seriously congrats on 1M, you deserve it and a lots more!)
This is better than any British Baking Show episode 😂 I want a series where it’s just full of the least qualified people being forced to make simple things lol
After taking over countries, terrorizing children, breaking into schools, etc, our queen has become a world class baker. Yes!!! We love a versatile queen, you go girl
When microwaving chocolate, make sure to microwave it in 30 second intervals. So if the chocolate needs to be in for 1 minute, you'd need to put it in for 30 seconds, take it out and stir it, then put in for 30 more seconds, then stir! I hope this helps for if you ever heat chocolate up again!
@@jenneacubero1036 I'd suggest not, the moisture should be fine and it should come out smooth as long as you heat it up in 30 second intervals! Although, I'm no professional, I just know the basics, so if someone else tells you other wise that knows what they are doing, then I'm sure they're more correct
@@jenneacubero1036 I saw a Portuguese chef say on TikTok to use a tiny amount of water to keep the chocolate from burning. Since I’m easily influenced I’ve been doing that ever since and it always comes out great. Stirring frequently is honestly the key, so whatever you use, stir a lot, the 30 seconds method is a great method. :))
From an artist, being terrorized on roblox, getting terrorized on roblox, being a world-class chef at ungodly hours, sewing a flawless teddy, reuniting with long lost fluff ball puppy, on her conquests to terrorize the world, to The Great Faline Bake-Off. Her majesty Faline-san is truly a jack of all trades, all hail the queen as we, fellow axolots increase in numbers. congrats on 1M!! :DD
I couldn't help but think of that LazyTown song "Cooking by the Book" while watching this. "It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake." Faline proves that wrong.
@@Omori_Auby I wouldn't really consider hell to be a "fiery" realm I think it's supposed to be any sort of torture and a permanent disconnection from God Though i don't believe in it cuz it really seems like bs
i still vaguely remember watching your very first video and thinking "hey why doesn't she have more other videos? she's pretty cool" and immediately subscribed on the spot. roughly 2 years later, with mastery in the skill of terrorizing children and asserting dominance over everyone, you have truly outdone yourself. congrats for the 1 mil 🎉🎉🎉 truly deserved
As someone who enjoys baking, watching you “stir” like that inflicted enough pain in me to feel the need to pause the video and take a five minute break.
Not gonna lie... those sweet laughs from both Fal and her mother were so heart warming that actually made me cry... Oh, my, did I wish that I could have such moments...
“When in doubt, just poor a megaton of glitter sprinkles to hide your shame” -Faline San, 2022 Also congrats on 1M Faline! You deserve it :D Edit: tysm for 700+ likes!
Your mom's crisis and your perfectly "imperfect" baking is amazing, thanks for uploading Faline, you are basically the only comfort I find these days, keep making us laugh.Love You 💖
That last message tho😭 I'm so happy you had someone who fueled you with desire and motivation during those moments (it must've been hard on you). I just want to say I'm really really proud of you for how far you've come. My best wishes go out to his family as well, may he rest in peace.
i didnt expect that last message at all, techno has also motivated me to continue making content, im glad to know one of my favorite creators has shared such a similar experience with his content, happy 1m! you deserve it so much, and to many more millions of subs to come!! cheers!! :)
honestly I think it is better to have original language in videos. the english subtitles are all you need for an english audience, and then you can also have audience that aren't english. It also adds content for people learning one of the languages 😊
Faline grew up to 1 million subscribers with a very wholesome fan base, and I'm grateful to be an axolot. Congratulations for that 1 mil mark keep doing what you're doing Fal
I love the shot of the animals and scenery at 4:11 😂 it’s exactly like British Baking shows where they show beautiful landscapes in between different shots of the bakers baking
You and your mother baking together and goofing around is so adorable and wonderful to see. And she speaks Chinese is great. And it's lively to see your family so supportive of you and their reaction were pricless. Congrats on 1 million even though it's been 3+n months since this video happened (n being no of months after this comment is realised)
Future Tip: when melting chocolate, melt it in increments. Like 30 seconds, stir, 30 seconds, stir, 30 seconds, stir, and then repeat until it gets to the right consistency
I didn't expect the technoblade mention at the end, but it made me very happy and I'm sure he would have been glad to know he helped you through a tough time. Congrats on 1 million, it's been a journey and I'm sure it will only get better from here :)
Man, I remember when I first subscribed to Faline, her channel was like at 20k, when the 'why I hate milk' video was still up, 2 years later and she hit 1 mil congrats fal!! we axolots are so proud of u
CONGRATS!🎉🎊🎈 you deserved this achievement… that faline bake off for some reason is the most interesting thing i have seen on youtube for the past 3 weeks… once again: CONGRATS INTELLIGENT BAKER WHO CLEVERLY WATCHED THE TUTORIAL BEFORE THE ACTUAL BAKING 🥳 🎉
I can't believe it's been so long since I started watching you 😭 1M already?! Congrats! You deserve this, absolutely. Wish you all the best, sending love!
Whenever you have to microwave chocolate, always do it in short time intervals, like 30 seconds. Chocolate burns pretty easily so it is important to do it in intervals. Hope this helps!
It's nice seeing a fellow asian bake so i dont have to be jealous of amazing western stand mixers, given that we have that exact convertible mixer at home, or the fact that they don't have to deal with flies on the hunt.
in this episode of falines chaos, we see our main character and empress of the universe, faline sin- I mean san, make an astounding contribution to the culinary arts. Truly a grand wonder of the world!
Faline has done it again, beating Gordon Ramsay at her amazing cooking skills, ranting about the color green, invading way too much countries to count, and doing too much inspiring things, she has gotten 1M subbiessss Congrats Faline! Go make another smoothie, it'll go well with the cake :)
Subscribe or I will bake your wife and kids
i come in peace :(
1 mil baby
ok
NOO
uh oh
Her mother is and absolute icon-
“You are constantly making mistakes” THERE IS NO WAY I WOULD EVERY BE ABLE TO MAKE THAT UP, SHES SUCH AN ICON
ooOookAYYY I DID NOT EXPECT THIS MANY LIKEs
does faline go by he/him, she/her, both or something else? i have no idea somebody pls tell me ;>
@xyutae ty :)
@@jengilson1 He prefers he/him but doesn't mind much.
@xyutaewin ohhh tysm
The beginning of "oh"s was really adorable, especially when her family just waiting as it rose and fell then rose again. Deserved, this 1 million. Time to reach for 1 billion. Aim for the stars.
EDIT: I sincerely hope people know that I was exaggerating to show my enthusiasm and support.
She'd be the next MR beast
Aim for the stars 👑💖
Bots everywhere
BOT POLICE: please do not respond to bots, because when you do, they can not see your response, and you simply look like an absolute hooligan. Thank you and stay safe from these annoying bozos.
@@nekodawn_ SPOILER ALERT: people can respond to them if they want, it's not hurting anyone so I don't see why they should stop. It's honestly their choice if they want to or not.
Naaur, but I appreciate how patient her mom is. Instead of getting angry, she just laughs at Faline's mess. 😭
My mom would scold me😭😭
One time, I spilled a bit of baking powder and my mom straight up gave the most annoyed attitude ever and yelled at me, saying WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! Yeah... still hurts me
his**
@@surbhidungrani bru sthu alr fal prefers he/him pronouns but doesn’t mind any
@@surbhidungranithey weren't to know especially since faline was using both he/him and she/her pronouns in the video.
First there was Kool aid. Then there was rice dumplings......and milo and smoothies and dalgona candy and a teddy bear and s'mores. I think we all know by now that Faline baking a cake is only going to be disastrous comedy gold that honestly we all love.
You’re a og! LIKE ME
☠
all the bots 😭😭 but yeah if u don’t enjoy this video, why?
and the dishes at 1am!
You forgot the slime
Faline managed to fuck every part of this cake up. RESPECT.
she made me feel pretty good about the way I bake!
ikrrrrr TvT
@@realruoye but you're good at cleaning thou
@@Thila-l1z yeah well duh ;D
@@realruoye your also good at killing people!
Faline invented literature at 12, poetry and 13 and baking at 18. Truly impressive. A true asian
That stirring technique is just... Perfect
Finally its (spelled wrong btw) here...
THE STIRRING OF THE ANCIENT ONES!
Aka, me when getting out of the bathtub
It was giving kendall jenner cutting a cucumber idky 😭
@@yuhyuhgrande8832 fr tho 💀😭
Faline: **Hits 1 million**
Also her: **Doesn't activate windows*
Hence proved, We all live the same lives.
All these bots thoo
Ah yes. Who needs to activate windows when it works fine otherwise?
eren yeager, i used to be sasha, Mikasa u still love me?
@@preppywkayleet🤨🤨
“IM A VERY BRITTLE TEENAGER”
Guys my bones are getting squishy
Danny??
Aaaa a Danny and faline fan less go!
Hey fellow greg
My bones get squishy in the afternoons
yooooo
After taking over countries, terrorizing children, breaking into schools, etc, our queen has become a world class baker. Yes!!! We love a versatile queen, you go girl!
(But seriously congrats on 1M, you deserve it and a lots more!)
Lol
She might take of the world one day lol
Yesssssssss
Though she was calling herself "he" throughout the video. Maybe king aswell?
@@Rare987 I don't think she did that, bro xD. She calls herself "she".
“That’s right britain, feel what it’s like to get colonized” 💀
Timestamp?
@@avocadotoast2852 0:49
UNTUK MALAYSIA
Lmaoo 😭😭
*insert the QM2 sailing to Malaysia with troops*
This is better than any British Baking Show episode 😂 I want a series where it’s just full of the least qualified people being forced to make simple things lol
You should watch nailed it lol
Was about to say@@eekeekeek
After taking over countries, terrorizing children, breaking into schools, etc, our queen has become a world class baker. Yes!!! We love a versatile queen, you go girl
1k likes and still no replys? I shall be the one here to give u the almighty reply lol
@@ichawa5292 i didn't even notice it got likes
doesn't Faline go by he/him?
@@marcushowell5898 they do?? since when
@@marcushowell5898 since when i didnt know
This is basically:
Faline tries to bake a cake and her mom yells at her for being stupid
i made your likes 650 lol and yes perfect summary
@@silentxcry lol
The mother-child relationship is so real, u guys are so cute!!
When microwaving chocolate, make sure to microwave it in 30 second intervals. So if the chocolate needs to be in for 1 minute, you'd need to put it in for 30 seconds, take it out and stir it, then put in for 30 more seconds, then stir! I hope this helps for if you ever heat chocolate up again!
Would putting some water in be a good idea to help give moisture?
@@jenneacubero1036 I'd suggest not, the moisture should be fine and it should come out smooth as long as you heat it up in 30 second intervals! Although, I'm no professional, I just know the basics, so if someone else tells you other wise that knows what they are doing, then I'm sure they're more correct
@@jenneacubero1036 I saw a Portuguese chef say on TikTok to use a tiny amount of water to keep the chocolate from burning. Since I’m easily influenced I’ve been doing that ever since and it always comes out great. Stirring frequently is honestly the key, so whatever you use, stir a lot, the 30 seconds method is a great method. :))
Putting water in melted chocolate is gonna cease/sieze it? They’ll look like kidney stones and will not become normal chocolate anymore.
Or just use a double boiler like a sane person
From an artist, being terrorized on roblox, getting terrorized on roblox, being a world-class chef at ungodly hours, sewing a flawless teddy, reuniting with long lost fluff ball puppy, on her conquests to terrorize the world, to The Great Faline Bake-Off. Her majesty Faline-san is truly a jack of all trades, all hail the queen as we, fellow axolots increase in numbers.
congrats on 1M!! :DD
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axolots* she specifically mentioned that since she likes us "a lot" or something I can't remember.
her pronouns are he him i think 16:14
@@johnglee5319 they use all pronouns
@@nihaalmohideen452 oh okay, thank you!
I couldn't help but think of that LazyTown song "Cooking by the Book" while watching this.
"It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake." Faline proves that wrong.
Couldn't help but think of the James Charles version
as a culinary student, this video dragged me to the deepest parts of hell. congrats on a million subscribers, queen!
Highest part of Hell? Doesnt Heat rise so the most torturing part would be the highest one?
@@Omori_Auby by deepest parts, i meant the most horrifying one, not necessarily the hottest! :D
Even though I'm not a culinary student, i pretty much do cooking for my fam on daily basis. I have felt the same emotion buddy.
@@Omori_Auby I wouldn't really consider hell to be a "fiery" realm
I think it's supposed to be any sort of torture and a permanent disconnection from God
Though i don't believe in it cuz it really seems like bs
king*faline goes by he/im
I think techno would have been proud to have inspired such a chaotic gremlin (affectionate). Cheers to more milestones and questionable life choices
indeed :) he'd be proud to have inspired another anarchist youtuber who wishes to fight God LMAO
Anarchy pog
any idea why she deleted her dream/techno art vid also rip techno
@ay ru dream stans?
@@arlynnecumberbatch1056 wait u do know that people who like dream smp or know about it arent stans??
11:14 "I have patience, I just don't have HOPE" -Faline San, 2022
i still vaguely remember watching your very first video and thinking "hey why doesn't she have more other videos? she's pretty cool" and immediately subscribed on the spot.
roughly 2 years later, with mastery in the skill of terrorizing children and asserting dominance over everyone, you have truly outdone yourself.
congrats for the 1 mil 🎉🎉🎉 truly deserved
SAME AHAHAH
Proud to be a fan from the start
Literally 1 sec in and faline has started her daily dose of being crazy as ever
It’s faline what do u expect lol
lmao
9:04 I tried to look for a fly but then realise what exactly she meant.
LMAO SAME
I thought it was so cute when falines father gently pets her head omg. Congrats Falinee🧡
Same, I have to stop watching because of how cute the little gesture was
as an axolot... OUR DESTINY HAS BEEN FULFILLED AS WE ALLOWED OUR MASTER TO REACH 1 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS
It's so adorable when her dad pats her head it actually made me cry cause I haven't seen my dad in like 3 years☺
Faline: “when this happens, simply shoo them away politely”
Also Faline: GO AWAY 👹👹
😂😂
I help you to be the first person who comment
As someone who's been baking since they could talk. This video brought me so much pain Abbie was the only thing keeping me from leaving 😭😭😭
HAHA, IM NOT A BAKER BUT I COULD IMAGINE YOUR PAIN
i took a foods (home ec) elective a year ago and watching this felt like i was witnessing a murder happen before my eyes
RIP ☠️☠️
The stirring 😶
Protect Grandma at all costs😭😭
YES
As someone who enjoys baking, watching you “stir” like that inflicted enough pain in me to feel the need to pause the video and take a five minute break.
CONGRATS 💕💕
oh em gee 😨
What is you doing over here famous gachatuber 🙂
I am subscribe BTW :)
NAW IVE BEEN SEEING YOU EVERYWHERE LATELY😭
Its nice seeing you tho👩🏻🦯
😨
HII
Thats the most calmest reaction to hitting 1 million subs
I love how your family has celebrated and supported you since you've started. You and your family are amazing! You deserve your subscribers.
@Morbius 🅥 finally its here: WE DONT GIVE A FUCK MORB MORBY MORBU UBU UBI VAKJDSFAwek/jrqwml
Congrats Faline, you really deserve this, and we all appreciate how much effort you put into your content!
Not gonna lie... those sweet laughs from both Fal and her mother were so heart warming that actually made me cry...
Oh, my, did I wish that I could have such moments...
“When in doubt, just poor a megaton of glitter sprinkles to hide your shame”
-Faline San, 2022
Also congrats on 1M Faline! You deserve it :D
Edit: tysm for 700+ likes!
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Your mom's crisis and your perfectly "imperfect" baking is amazing, thanks for uploading Faline, you are basically the only comfort I find these days, keep making us laugh.Love You 💖
Faline San went from a smoothie to a whole cake in a matter of months, she has truly had some character development
Random fact it took here an hour to make that smoothie 😭
That last message tho😭 I'm so happy you had someone who fueled you with desire and motivation during those moments (it must've been hard on you). I just want to say I'm really really proud of you for how far you've come.
My best wishes go out to his family as well, may he rest in peace.
i didnt expect that last message at all, techno has also motivated me to continue making content, im glad to know one of my favorite creators has shared such a similar experience with his content, happy 1m! you deserve it so much, and to many more millions of subs to come!! cheers!! :)
same ! 💖
6:26
*"Can you not twist your wrist 360 degrees"*
- Mother San
I love that you and your mother are communicating in Chinese, and not like forcing yourselfs in English as some RUclipsrs. Love from China
honestly I think it is better to have original language in videos. the english subtitles are all you need for an english audience, and then you can also have audience that aren't english. It also adds content for people learning one of the languages 😊
Faline grew up to 1 million subscribers with a very wholesome fan base, and I'm grateful to be an axolot. Congratulations for that 1 mil mark keep doing what you're doing Fal
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this is honestly way more wholesome than all those family channels out there wtf.
cake aside I think I have diabetes why was that so cute and funny
i think that being able to understand the chinese faline's mother (w/o subtitles) says just makes her more of an icon
I’m so proud of you!!’ You’ve worked so hard for this and I wish you more success 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
bruh u probly just found her some days or weeks ago lemao
The "oh's" are so cute!!
the pat at the beginning is so heart warming CONGRATS FALINE-SAN U DESERVE ALL OF THIS [heart hands] here since 300k subs loveuuu!
I love how Abie was quietly watching the birth of the disaster
I'm kidding ur cake is beautiful, thank you for the effort 💛
THE 'what-' at 9:31 so fricking funny
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!! YOU'VE WORKED SO HARD!! AND I WISH YOU MORE SUCCESS!! 👏👏👏🥳🥳🥳
20:39 it looks like the cake has seen some real shit ....it looks traumatized
14:35 literally me and my mom whenever I bake LMAO RIGHT THEY WERE MADE FOR THIS R E A S O N
I love how she’s wearing her iconic yellow shirt throughout it all. Now that you’ve hit 1 million we need some merch queen!
21:24 i like how we are perfect for our grandma 👵 in whatever we do
My grandma slapping me six times and hitting me with a broom for forgetting to make mac and cheese--
She so elegantly took over the baking world
Faline you’re like how did I burn chocolate. When I was younger I put chocolate in the microwave and accidentally turned it to ash and smoke.
I love the shot of the animals and scenery at 4:11 😂 it’s exactly like British Baking shows where they show beautiful landscapes in between different shots of the bakers baking
I didn't really know how far Techno's reach is until now. He's just so amazing.
I'm living for the absolute shade faline's mom throws
That lady has negative expectations of her competence
0:27 her father patting her head is so adorable 😭
I was about to comment the same thing
Awww the message at the end is so cute
I’m sorry but as someone who’s been baking for 6 years this tore out my insanity
Anyway congrats with 1 million
You aren't alone
I was screaming in my head the whoooole time.
I don't even bake much but it's still very suffering for me watching her stir 💀
@@iceyyy9505 Why does she stir like that! XDD
same
Girl how has your mom never had you bake or cook before 😭 Your stirring methods are the DEATH OF ME
It’s giving Kim k cutting cucumbers
@@simplykathrynrebeca Fr 💀💀
You and your mother baking together and goofing around is so adorable and wonderful to see. And she speaks Chinese is great. And it's lively to see your family so supportive of you and their reaction were pricless. Congrats on 1 million even though it's been 3+n months since this video happened (n being no of months after this comment is realised)
Faline struggling to mix and her mom desperately trying to help while she refuses is the exact thing i needed today
Future Tip: when melting chocolate, melt it in increments. Like 30 seconds, stir, 30 seconds, stir, 30 seconds, stir, and then repeat until it gets to the right consistency
This actually helped me because my chocolate looks like literal shit when I microwave it 😭😭😭
my chocolate exploded 👍
i will keep this in mind the next time i try to bake
ur u can just add milk
CAKE YAYYYY
congrats faline :D thank you for all the great content and fun times
Yassss slayyy congrats Faline!!!
hello:) im a big fan of both u and faline ❤️
Moral of the story is, you can always count on grandma to make you feel good.
Congratulations, Faline! Also, the cake looks like Mitty from Made in Abyss at 22:16.
I didn't expect the technoblade mention at the end, but it made me very happy and I'm sure he would have been glad to know he helped you through a tough time.
Congrats on 1 million, it's been a journey and I'm sure it will only get better from here :)
Man, I remember when I first subscribed to Faline, her channel was like at 20k, when the 'why I hate milk' video was still up, 2 years later and she hit 1 mil
congrats fal!! we axolots are so proud of u
As a British person, 0:46 this is peak comedy
Yes
20:48 the look of horror in their eyes ..
CONGRATS!🎉🎊🎈
you deserved this achievement…
that faline bake off for some reason is the most interesting thing i have seen on youtube for the past 3 weeks…
once again:
CONGRATS INTELLIGENT BAKER WHO CLEVERLY WATCHED THE TUTORIAL BEFORE THE ACTUAL BAKING 🥳 🎉
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Ty faline for making video ur my only motivation for happiness and to live
It did really feel like he was on the Great Faline Baking Show, the editing witty the animals and music was on point. Congrats on 1 MIL!!!
I can't believe it's been so long since I started watching you 😭
1M already?! Congrats! You deserve this, absolutely. Wish you all the best, sending love!
I can't stop smiling! This is the most wholesome mother daughter relationship I have ever seen.
Whenever you have to microwave chocolate, always do it in short time intervals, like 30 seconds. Chocolate burns pretty easily so it is important to do it in intervals. Hope this helps!
Faline’s strategy of getting lumps out is exactly mine, I can assure you the lumps are very surprised :))
7:16 omg faline, the cake batter is not gonna be soft and good if you twist your arm like that when stirring, you have to add a little intensity to it
That cake is the artistic,delight and disgustingly good after hitting your milestone...
(Congrats 🥳🥳 on 1 mil)
congratulations on 1 mil, Faline!! i remember when you were at 600k, how far have you come!
The random shots of countryside and farm animals are so accurate 💀
The mom and faline duo was iconic as always I couldn't stop laughing the whole video
It's nice seeing a fellow asian bake so i dont have to be jealous of amazing western stand mixers, given that we have that exact convertible mixer at home, or the fact that they don't have to deal with flies on the hunt.
Watching Faline’s videos while crocheting is so fun lol
CONGRATULATIONS!!
I’ve always loved your videos, can’t wait to see you hit a billion ;)
Congrats on 1mil! Thats such a large milestone, and you completely deserve all of it!
2:22 the sploosh was so cuteeee!!!
I’ve been watching your videos for a very long time! I’m proud of you! Congrats 🥳
in this episode of falines chaos, we see our main character and empress of the universe, faline sin- I mean san, make an astounding contribution to the culinary arts. Truly a grand wonder of the world!
@Morbius 🅥 mOrBiUs??
@@RainbowAppreciator it's a bot I'm pretty sure
@@bigbird091 I know but still is it morally acceptable to flirt with a bot?
一百万订户快乐🎉
Anyways I’m Malaysian too so I fully support ur channel bc this is the first Malaysian Chinese RUclipsr I have watched
Faline has done it again, beating Gordon Ramsay at her amazing cooking skills, ranting about the color green, invading way too much countries to count, and doing too much inspiring things, she has gotten 1M subbiessss
Congrats Faline! Go make another smoothie, it'll go well with the cake :)
That little Technoblade message at the end was so sweet
I love the laughter she got with her mother or idk know family