invading Singapore with my parents to take over the country (first vlog!)
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- Good afternoon my spaghetti sticks.
It's been a while since I've seen you all, as I am currently surviving on wifi with a speed of 4. As I am writing this, RUclips tells me it will take 2 hours to post this video wait no it's 1 hour and 58 minutes now, so if this ever manages to go up before 11pm gmt+8 then it shall be a miracle of the highest ORDER
today I bring you a travel vlog, I have never done one before in all my 1 year of youtubing, so I thought we should share this experience of being contained in a metal tube in the sky together. Singapore do not fear, I only request your Merlion statue as reparation for that time I lost my toy in Universal Studios 9 years ago-
hope y'all enjoy this lil bit of #qualityfamilytime and #entertainment, also did you know if you put the hashtags in the description it's gonna show up next to the title. I am resisting the urge to put # pp as we speak
With that being said, I have a lot of material planned since I have more stuff in Malaysia to show you, so look forward to that B) and I'll see you in the next oNEE
Good evening Singaporeans I have established a new law where u give me money
Yes very good evening to you too! :D
i only have 20 cents
I'm not in Singapore but I would gladly give you money
HI FALINE
pie
faline's parents: anxiously waiting for their tests.
*faline: documenting plants and recording my little pony from the tv*
@e what
@wonderland Bro I thought this was a rick roll in the comments 💀 this sounds amazing
I don’t blame her, Rainbow Rocks is a classic!
Ngl that song shown was a bop
@@UnknowinglyDerpy The songs from it are all banger bops
EDIT: I just looked at this part in the video I know exactly which part of the movie that scene is from bruh ☠
faline becoming a vlogger, the youtube domination doesnt stop here
Part 2 plsss
Now she terrorize Singapore, next is the whole RUclips
Next is gonna be femdo-
we don’t stop until we dominate the whole of youtube
Next is Music
faline is becoming all the careers you know, chef, artist, making a toy bear that has a 360° view of the world, now she became a vlogger
Also hair stylist
She has done it all
professional slime maker
A professional kitchen cleaner
a comedian
Faline is like a literal vibe
Faline: "I am not 12 years old"
Also Faline: *brings a stuffed animal, plays childrens games on planes, falls for shiny coin cash grabs, wants to drink purfume*
not being 12 can mean she is 9
you see, she is *11*
@@soyoy8503 Actually she is 2
@@FreakyOverhaul ah yes my mistake
She isn't even born yet.
Faline: “So I can comfortably squeeze in with my mom”
Subtitles: “So I can comfortably squeeze in with your mom”
Famine
@@carmenjuliarodriguez3221 damn, didn’t notice that-
Our* mom. *Soviet Anthem*
noo i was gonna comment this ;-;
@@paxshmitz2665 LMFAOOOO
honestly it seems like you have a really good relationship with your parents
As an Asian myself I can confirm that it is an urge for parents to take a picture of everything every like 5 seconds
Same here holy damn, went to Singapore and they took a picture of every plant because the only plants you have in Indonesia are generic_tree_3 and grass_1
And refuse to delete it if phone storage runs out
I'm only 20 but the urge to has been showing. It is inevitable.
Exactly- i was gonna eat some cinnamon buns and then my asian dad was like WAIT LEMME TAKE A PIC-
omg my parents dont have it at all but i do an im ligit almosyt 12. wat
Faline: I'm going to take over Singapore
Me, a Singaporean: I for one accept our new leader with open arms
yes
Lol with our current parliament go ahead bestie
@@sjmashups dont wanna discuss politics but i have no idea what the frick theyre thinking rn 😀
careful there, I hear the windows in singapore have a very high chance of being fallen out of.
I'm a Singaporean and taking over Singapore with Faline sounds fun
I love how she makes moving to another FRICKING COUNTRY look like such a fun & comedic adventure. Don't worry faline, I feel u :')
its always fun to travel you are just depressed and can't imagine yourself in joyful situations
@@drill_don684 lmao what 💀
I never talked about 'traveling', I'm talking about moving to another country. Like, leaving your home of two years behind to START LIVING in another country. It's way different 💀
@@drill_don684 now that's just mean
@@mirachase6084 frrr like I was literally laughing because of how pissed off they sounded 💀
yup
none:
*faline at 4am: oUi OuI a BaGuEtTe PaReEs*
frfr
Same tho
born in malaysia, have chinese parent, lived in vietnam, self identify as an italian and now coming to singapore to take over it
ladies and gentlemen, miss worldwide.
ah yes globalization
And speaks French
sksks 17 and this much achievement, we could never
@@aishah1055 fr
Miss international
As somebody who lives in Singapore, I’m absolutely pissed that I was not aware of THE one and only queen faline coming to my country.
Edit: my dumbass got these many replies why exactly?
Same :''')
sAME
MOA?
@@juney5023 MOA?
SAME
Faline: “So I can comfortably squeeze in with my mom”
Subtitles: “I am about to ruin this viewer’s whole career”
"your mum" 😭😭
Mahjabeen Ara LMAO
I heard it as your mom lmak
YOUR MOM👩🦳
Yeah i spit my drink out at that part
😂
She went from art to invading Singapore what a legend
“Who cares what starngers think we all are gonna die in The next 100 years”
BRO SHE IS STATING FACTS
tell that to parents heh but seriously i agree
and yet i still worry about what people think ALL THE TIME 🥲
@@p1nk_anthem same T_T
@@p1nk_anthem lol
Even tho I agree with you, I would have a minor disagreement. Why does that matter if in a 100 years nobody remembers you? What matters is the present itself. Should that mean I can bully someone or insult you here (in the comments section) because no one in the futire is gonna remember anyway? That is some pathetic excuse. And that sentence was contradictary when it said " *who cares* ....."
no one:
absolutely no one:
not even a single soul:
faline in the darkness of the morn: **waddle waddle** **stomp stomp** ooo p l a n t
dont forget "oui oui baguette, parees"
@@artemisa657 wewe.
"Hello axolotes you criminals of society"
Me: Faline have you been that freaking spy who was looking at me through the window while I was *consuming* your haters?
Lol
Cannibalism? Or are you of another species?
@@cebsiee they're a ghoul
Bee movie
Just
*b e e m o v i e*
@@KumkumBeats Oshiete oshiete yo-
10:25 dont worry gerts just sleeping thats just what he looks like when hes tired hes fine
I absolutely loved the character development of the crying baby antagonist. Its return was probably one of the most incredible plot twists in cinema History.
Seeing you pronounce "oui" as "oo" instead of "oo-ee!" killed my French mother. I hope you're happy Faline San 😂
Also you're welcome for the Toffifee :) its a Christmas-only treat in Canada!
QUICK HIDE THE BODY
Faline just comitted murder,👌👏😍👍.
I'm french and I don't see the problem with her pronounciation of "Oui"
@@brivaelkl3736 it’s a joke
@@brivaelkl3736 'twas a joke lol.
13:00 I love seeing healthy happy family bonds, this made my day
They bond over struggling to use a soap dispenser
@@scalene01 soup
Im curious where her brother went🤔
@@evalol9112 he's in Singapore for college.
@@lucaschills7536 💀
As a Bulgarian, those toffee bonbons ARE EVERYWHERE AND I LOVE IT
Aw Gert got to go on his first flight. My boy hitting them milestones.
At 12:36 Faline says: "I can squeeze with my mom"
The subtitle: "with your mum"
Thats why i kept coming to her channel xD
Yeah lol, I was going to say this
I thought I was the only one lol
Her mom laughing while they figure out the “soup” dispenser is sending me
I love this comment
I fucking love her dad going "DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SQUEEZE!?" It's so funny
Same
Faline: It was definitely time for me to go back to my motherland so I can fight the government I mean reconnect with my birthplace😅
Me: Dying of laughter
12:37 that wasn’t a mistake on the caption that is just Faline being honest 😂
I knew someone would've pointed it out lmao XD
Yo i didn't even notice it 😂
@@ohheylads me tooo XD
I just saw that- lmao
fr
Faline is now explaining her territory and plans to conquer Singapore along with the other nations she already has under her thumbs…the true descent of queen Victoria…proud to be under her!!1!!!1!1 🤩🤩🤩
Your storytelling is phenomenal. Thank you for the bedtime story of your "invasion."
I'm a Singaporean and I can confirm, my parents take pictures of every single thing every single day.
she never fails to make me burst out laughing, she's so iconic 🤣
fr this is the first time I have audibly laughed in a while
The chaotic energy radiating when the family's trying to figure out how to use the soap😂
That was hilarious🤣🤣
*soup
Toffifee (the snack faline showed at the end) is actually a really popular German snack. It’s a hazelnut inside a hazelnut cream inside a caramel bowl with a dark chocolate splotch at the top. So it’s not only 4 different flavors in one bite but also 4 different textures. Hands down one of my favorite snacks ever.
And I was totally not chewing on one when she said they bought some-
fr they so good
Heavenly fr fr
I thinks its generally popular in Europe. Here in Croatia you can buy them in allmost every store
i think theyre meh 5/10 i dont like having to chew a lot and its kinda too sugary
Sounds kinda like a freero Roche
Your parents are 2 incredible people, they're so wholesome, unintentionally,
They rock :)
“ The Asian urge to take photos”
It is so true my mother is literally Asian and every time we go somewhere we have to take photos
MOM IM FAMOUS
Lol, my mom is African American and she takes photos every step we take.
@@dumbsheep1134 lol
My dad is asian and he has to take a photo of everything
she’s literally asian? not figuratively?
Same with my mom, but she's not Asian lol
faline is literally the definition of "god has let m live another day and im about to make it everyones problem"
Damn faline came back by taking over the whole country
i dont mind if its hER taking over my country, its gonna be chaos but nice
She came back here to devour the government 😂😂😂😂
Faline if your seeing this, PLS MAKE PART 2 EEE
Gosh i love howl's moving castle and spirited away 😍😍😍😍
As a Singaporean I would just like to say on behalf of my fellow Singaporeans... YOU WERE IN SINGAPORE?? W H A T
THAT'S COOL AND ALL BUT WHAT AAAAAAAA
IKR 😍
As a Singaporean I continue the chain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@zixianchen9901 as another Singaporean I continue the chain
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ikr
as another Singaporean i broke the chain accidentally
i like how faline talked about the baby following them (16:40) then casually moving on to the topic of chocolates the next second
"Then i remembered...I brought GERT WITH ME ON THIS TRIP"
*casually shoves eye back into head*
16:28 GASP A CALL BACK
I was so freaked out last week when you said on your Instagram story "I might be coming to your home" and then you showed A PICTURE OF CHANGI AIRPORT!!!! I was actually scared! What were the chances HAHA...
Anyways, welcome to Singapore! I hope you like it here!
faline: "so i can comfortably squeeze in with my mom"
captions: "so I can comfortably squeeze in with your mom"
love ya faline
Faline be pulling up the Minnie the Mouse jammies. Love to see it
1:12 The definition of "Mom i just frew up"
3:11
16:54 as a fellow german, i can confirm these are GREAT, and i have had alot of them. they taste so goddamn wonderful, thank you for bring awareness for this snack in your commmunity
14:26 the wok
YES those r soo yummy! they r really popular in europe I am eating them rn i have like 10 packets at home lmao
Oml I love Toffifee! There are the best chocolates in the world,
@@thecheesiestcat yes they r soo good! im eating ones rn
@@thecheesiestcat yes!
As a person who only travels within southeast Asia, I totally agree the food for the flights are so good
Even the people in my country considered the food as luxury food 😭
Never have I been more proud to be Singaporean
Sameeee fellow singaporrean!!!!
Same
same !!!!
Singaporean here too!!!!!!!!! AAAAA
Heyyyy!!!! :D
7:19
GERT!!!! I MISSED U!!!
And ur sooo funny and ur the best youtuber every!
I always enjoy Faline's videos, her personality just screams wholesome.
Really? It always screamed "HAIL SATAN" and threw knifes at me. Weird
“给他看airplane wing”
me: **why is your entire family’s humor so good**
please give me the humor of the faline family
@@rainwhal fr tho my mom wouldn’t care less about a stuffed animal
@@cottoncandye my mom would burn all my stuffed animals like she did last time just so she can feel like a succesful mother comforting her child so I stabbed her with a fork
@@kaedesghost3123 you did what- and your mom did what?!
it’s the Malaysian genes
Faline: Asks us if we want a part 2
Also Faline: Starves us of content more than Malaysia is starved of a proper democracy
BrUh
Malaysia is starved of human rights
BROOOOO
Holy cow the drawing is amazing 🤩
12:37
"so i can comfortably squeeze in with my mom"
the caption ; "with *your* mom"
faline is really trying her best to decrease her age back to 11
I lost my shit when I realized that it wasn’t a typo 🤣
Can we all just appreciate how amazing Faline-san's Red Velvet Cookie drawing is
Edit: I am also suprised she also knows CRK too
I agree , Its beautiful T^T , its belong in the art museum
IKR it was so beautiful i was bamboozled :O
@@riverrozziiee3427 indeed
Yeees i was surprised too
Agreed
The part with the soap dispenser mystery 😭. Love how your dad is actually trying to figure it out, you documenting it on video and your mom laughing in the background like she didn’t start all of it 😂
9:27 No offence but that’s really my opinion of ur channel, comfort channel, no thoughts required, just *E N J O Y*
Faline: I’m gonna take over Singapore
Me, as a Singaporean: Y E S
I K R
13:53 three asians struggling understanding the basic of soap dispenseries
i can absolute relate to this moment
14:14 who would have thought to squeeze the bottle for soap??? 😂
That's like the last thought
that was my first thought-
Like great design bravo 😒
10:05 this happens on literally EVERY flight, it scares the crap out of me every time :-:
WE ARE HERE FOR THIS
16:30
*LEZ GOOO YOU KNOW ITS BABY HA*
the whole corona situation and tests really scare me, but you made it seem so funny and peaceful ! thank you faline :D
also, i’m glad i finally found someone who enjoys toffifee as much as me
This is why we luv faline, so pretty and sarcastic and making our days-
I HAVE NOT WATCHED THIS YET BUT I KNOW ITS GOING TO BE GOOD (edit : Tysm for the likes- )
"its ONLY gonna be a Bit oUtsidE of mY aPaRtment"
What lies they've been telling alll these years, yet we still are blinded and choose to bEliEVee and tRuST
Your whole family is a mood LMAO that soap part was just hilarious
best advice ever. helped me with social anxiety.
“Who cares about what strangers think anyways, we’re all gonna die in 100 years anyways.”
Faline: “I can comfortably squeeze in with my mum”
Captions: “with YOUR mum”
Such gorgeous literature
13:29 glad my father is not the only one who pronounces soap as soup
as an Asian myself, I understand the urge of asian parents to take photos of literally everywhere
when i saw the thumbnail i fr thought she was wearing a roblox mask
15:05 Don't worry girl. I have worst walking style too. I walk like i was kicked in the b*lls and I spread my legs while walking BUT I'm a girl. It took me 18 years to realise that.
If it makes you feel better, I walked with my legs close together back hunched and short strides between ages 5-15, as a guy. It probably looked better than I did.
6:16 "for me to tart bawling"
WHY WAS THAT TYPO UNNECESSARILY HILARIOUS TO ME
Welcome to SG Faline! where every year we come up with a corny song about how we love our country and stuff and we hate chewing gum for some reason.
Off topic but my mother used to work in SG airlines so it's nice to see that you like it : )
This is the 17 minutes and 46 seconds of pure serotonin I needed
I feel glad for no reason that Faline has stayed in my country for 2 whole freaking years before I found her thanks to the "bully the bullies" video
Happy that you visited, hope to see you again!
Faline San being such a mood. I relate to everything she said in this video
Yes Singaporean airlines planes are the best; the food is actually good and there has been a tv on every flight, also the service is great. Also I’ve had a similar experience in Singapore where we shared a coach bus with this really nice old couple who also happened to be on the same flight a few behind us, they gave me and my brother chocolate.
“I mean- do I look like a child?”
Actually wait a second-
*mom I frew up*
Only Faline could possibly have the bee movie as a comfort movie, shes reached that level of ultimate power.
as someone who took french classes for the past 5 years, i have to say your french at 0:44 is amazing
faline : today i invade singapore. tomorrow ur house
me : carefully looks under my bed
Sooo was she there?
Looks like you had alot of fun and enjoyed the airport adventure! I love your personality at the first couple seconds of the video ! Have fun. I love you too
YAAYYYY YOU'RE MOVING BACK TO MALAYSIA !!
as a fellow malaysian, im really excited !! i hope i got to meet you one day :)
2:31 this is the definition of "When I was 17, I was 13".
16:16 I thought you were talking about the snail 🐌 Lmao
Lmao
As I'm watching this you have 999k aah congrats on almost 1 mil
2:22 Being strap down, that takes me back to when I was 9-10 years old on my first time being at an airport with direction to the US, from my humble country Peru, there on that magnificent airport, I remember the attendants told me I needed vaccines, and I struggled, 12 vaccine shots in both my arms, the pain I will never forget, but the faces of the attendants, that I will forget.
Just a little story I wanted to share; hope you have a good time in Malaysia :)
Faline: Showing the food
Me: "Man, now I'm craving for mash potatoes."
3:57 I love how she says yay negative lol
I don't know why youtube recommended me this channel but OH MY GOD this girl is comedy gold. Insta subbed
8:17
“With my incredible social skills and ability to talk to women,”
As a fellow lesbian, I don’t have either 😃
can we all just appreciate how she makes very relatable Gen Z content
I actually love sitting by the wing when I fly. It makes it much more impactful for the other passengers when I loudly say "Wow, you can really see the bolts rattle on that engine!"...I'm an aircraft mechanic.
I have been binge watching your videos because I’m physically incapable of getting up
(I was sick)