I INVADED TAIWAN to establish my DOMINANCE (travel vlog!)
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- Good evening axolots, no your eyes do not deceive you I am in fact uploading for once 🔥 🔥 🔥 you've seen me gone to Singapore, you've seen me in Vietnam, and now? I lay my feet onto the earth of EAST ASIA where my ancestors once originated from probably idk I am bad at geography anyways
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A whopping 3 countries now that's a world record. If you see this then comment 'badonka donk' so that when I look back in the comments years into the future, I will be extremely confused and concerned. Sit back relax and watch me suffer from a crying baby for 10 minutes straight for your #entertainment luv u BYYYEE
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Faline Sandwich
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Hey babe r u free tonight, cause t-aiwan to bring you on a date 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😍😍😍 (praise me)
IM FREE FOR YOU TONIGHT 💯💯💯💯
WOW SO RIZZFUL 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Your amazing 🤩
WE R FREE FOR U ANYTIME 😍😍
omg u so romantikk 😍
I find it extremely funny that Faline always has a baby on his flight and yet every time I go on a plane there are absolutely no babies at all
LOL
Ikr
On every flight I’m on one of my siblings is the baby😢
you just jinxed yourself superhard tho xD
how?!? literally at least 2 babies on my flights EVERY TIME, especially the long ones 😭
faline is secretly Britain (literally conquering every county. like this is some harcore alpha dominance right here)
Sigma male behaviour
as a brit i’d be happy to accept him as one of us 😌
Except that faline’s empire won’t fall like Britain’s (no offense to the brits!)
@@laughing_wheezing nah man, go full offence
north korea tho
Faline should make a Netflix series where he gradually invades every single country
I would happily be a soldier of his magnificent empire.
@@gracewrites720 me too, me too 😌.
I'm waiting for world tour
hihi i don't wanna sound like those annoying ppl who keep spamming everyone to get them to read their fanfic but uh-
idk about a netflix series but i am writing a wattpad fanfic about faline san conquering the world. it's called "Faline San Conquers The World (Almost)" and i would love if you could go and read it!
faline coloniser arc 💯
Meeting Sophia was definitely a bigger plot twist than the ones in series
Fr
REALL
THE WAY I GASPED
REAL
Girl i was like agahahab💀💀💀
If Faline ever became a chef, he would probably have Gordon Ramsey as their role model.
huh
am i the only one confused at this comment, is gordon ramsey a role model for faline or vice verse.
@@lapis722The comment is saying that if Faline was to ever become a chef, Faline's role model would've been Gordon Ramsay.
oh thanks @@aaah1172
Fym he is a pro chef and baker and he is Gordon Ramseys Idol
The way he's referring the kid as "it" is disturbingly accurate.😭💀
For the first time in forever I feel related
I call my siblings 'it'. I wonder if its too late to put them up for adoption?
FR 😭
He?
@@Coolgamer-ys7qt faline goes by any pronouns, but he prefers he/him.
It's funny and comforting to see Faline's parents being acceptable and supportive to Faline's queerness.
One day me too will have that, one day
Same , I love how supportive faline's parents are
hope one day our parents too🫂
Faline goes by he/him, I'm pretty sure?
@@The_CatZ_Systemhe goes by all pronouns :D mostly he/him tho
@@The_CatZ_Systempreferably he/him but anything is fine
Same, I never told my parents about my gay level in fact I have no idea what's their opinion on LGBT (except for that one time I told my mom about a fictional gay couple and she said "but they're both men") so I guess I'll never know lol
only 192 more countries left for our lord to conquer!!!
cant wait for her to invade palestine and making us arabs cry 😜😜😁😁😁
Les go!
WOOOOO
AYYY
Our lord has been to Vietnam and tsingapore as well
I remember seeing the community post and ignoring it because I was worried I wouldn't name a regional accurate country.
I now know that I had nothing to fear.
Alpha wolf faline once again inserting his dominance in another country🔥🔥
Inserting 😱😱🧐
Andrew Tate is quacking in his boots right now.
*quaking
do you mean asstwerking?
@@gracewrites720 quacking is better
💀💀💀💀💀💀
11:53 ok but Faline is actually right 😭 i’m Ukrainian and actually Taiwan looks pretty similar to Ukraine, like the atmosphere, buildings, nature, it all kind of reminds me of Ukraine which is honestly crazy cuz jesus 8000 kilometres and yet so similar!!! 😨
OMG FELLOW ACE ATTORNEY FAN ❤
as someone that is also Ukrainian i agree lol
once you mentioned that taiwan has a much more positive opinion on LGBTQ people, I proceeded to read the whole wikipedia article on the history of gay marriage in taiwan before returning to this video! I love that your parents are supportive of your identity, albeit the way they did it in the video was hilarious
love how this man can terrorize and violate any country by just stepping on the country ground itself
oh yes, vietnam my favourite east asian country! 🇻🇳🇻🇳
yes 🔥🔥🔥
I’m Vietnamese 👌👌👌
I thought you said "my least favourite asian country" lol
i love how more than half of the vlog was on the airplane and the screaming babies 😂😂 but fr tho taiwan being so openly accepting must be such a nice feeling :)
as a malaysian i can confirm there are spunky funky detectors and 2 million security guards watching you in the airport
i loved living in taiwan, they are actually the most lgbtq+ accepting country in the world, people and legal wise, though people are usually pretty racist to black people, it’s quite a good place to be
Not like Malaysia (I'm half Malaysian) where it's illegal or something to wear rainbow paraphernalia
Reading the first part of the comment i was like “wow, ok” and then when i read the second part it was like a sucker punch to the gut
@@yeolunius4559 yeah 😭 unfortunately the problem in lots of asian countries, esp to black people
@@jolovesyou yeah, I’m chinese - like thats pretty much the problem with living in a country with a very homogenous population where you don’t see many other races. Although the newer generations have gotten a lot less bigoted its still very easy for people to develop prejudices compared to countries with a lot of racial diversity like america
EDIT: I’m chinese-australian. Take what i say with a grain of salt, I’ve spent time living in china b4 but I’m not qualified to speak for every1
@@yeolunius4559 i live primarily in australia where practically everyone living here is immigrants or refugees at some point, so very diverse, i am taiwanese myself, i moved back for studies for 8 months, and honestly, i was shocked to see the younger generation laughing and just dropping the n word everywhere to anyone who’s darker skinned, even those who aren’t actually black
And here's faline san conquering another country yet again
UWAAAHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH IDK WHY IM GETTING SO EMOTIONAL OVER THIS AS A TAIWANESE I GENUINELY CANNOT PROCESS THAT ONE OF MY FAV CONTENT CREATORS RECOGNIZE US LOVE TO YOU AND LETS ALL HOPE THIS WONT GET BACKLASH IM SORRY IF IT DOES
The apology was golden, perfect, not controversial, short and sweet, gorgeous and should be an example
Of all the ways for me, an English person, to learn Gordon Ramsay is specifically Scottish - this video is the method the fates chose for me!? 👀 XD
FALINE LITERALLY HAD TODDLERS CRYING FOR 5 HOURS? NAH I HAD TWO FULL GROWN CHILDREN (PROBABLY 7 AND 5) SCREAMING CRYING THROUGHOUT MY 14 HOUR FLIGHT 😭😭
nooooooooooo 😭
Omg same 😭😭 honestly where do they get the will and energy to scream for 14 hours straight, I wish lmaooo
I just came back from a 3 week trip to Taiwan. Glad to see someone else knows that it exists.
Bruh, the amount of people that confuse it with Thailand is crazy (I am an American born Taiwanese BTW, I think some people here haven't seen a map before).
@@jordankuo6662 Yup. Been taking family trips their since I was born. Never stops being annoying when someone asks if I'm gonna get Thai food down there.
@@jordankuo6662OMG SAME! it took 13 hours to visit my grandparents there lol.
@@jordankuo6662I don’t think geography is really well taught in the U.S. lol but I’m surprised more Americans don’t know about Taiwan because our politicians and news are covering Taiwan and China tensions basically all the time
@@dylanfield7098 Some people do know, and some people don't.
0:47 I knew immediately he was gonna bust out the ukelele or guitar 😭😭
Can i just say how much faline does to entertain us? HE IS LITERALLY AMAZING...
Edit: ok why does this have so much likes?!
*He
@@nate6045did he say that he wants to be called him? I didn't know lol
HE prefers to be called HIM...yk HIS pronouns.😅
@@lubhad4441 he goes by any pronouns but prefers he/him!
@@syedazhar4756 OH! IM SO SORRY-
Love the pics that you took at the rainbow crossroad. I felt the same happiness/trepidation when I went to London during Pride month (incidentally).
So good to finally meet another person who say lgbt as luhguhbuhtuh (or even legbet).
9:22 is the most relatable part of the video, I always get so prepared with stuff downloaded to watch but NEVER end up watching any of it
12:44 I died at this part💀😭
as a vietnamese myself what is people doing thinking vietnam is in east asia 💀not even a minute in and i can see some people did not focus in class 💀
i also just came back from malaysia last week and the trip was amazing 😍the people there were happy to help me and my family from being confused🥲and coincidentally i also went back at gate L💀
Yah they are so L bozo ratio. They need to know their geography. Vietnam is obviously in South America like wtf 💀😭
@@Gemeuax sOuTh AmErIcA?
Tbh I was never even taught almost anything about geography in school so if the commenters were American too that might be why
I’m actually so happy you visited Taiwan! It’s where my parents are from and I don’t really hear a lot of ppl talking abt it❤
10:06 THAT SLAP THO ☠️☠️☠️
pls I'm taiwanese and everyone forgetting this country exists is a very familiar experience lmao
As someone who’s also Taiwanese I forget that people know it exists lmao
Yes literally
reall
im half american half taiwanese
(is funyn)
As a Taiwanese this was so sweet to watch!! Hope u had a good time here ❤
The toddler and the baby provided a whole drama movie in front of her.
i’m so happy to see that you went to taiwan, i used to live there (im half taiwanese) and its a great country to live in. i wish i could go back😭😭
The rainbow road at Ximending is absolutely fire and is like the main way to tell people where to meet up right outside of the metro. Love that place. I wonder if he went to the mall there because that place is equally amazing. On another note, everyone who goes to Taiwan must try the apple milk at the 7-eleven!!
bro’s so generous even willing to give rocks to friends🤞
fal: on a 5 hr flight with a toddler in front of her
me: on a 12 hr flight with a kid who kept on taking to himself and shouting while the dad did absolutely nothing- (i started kicking his seat and he got so annoyed lmao)
OH JEEZ DO U WANT ME TO PAY FOR YOUR THEARPY?
HELP 😭😭😭
@@S4m_altTHERAPIST NEEDS THERAPY NOW.
i’ve been on a 12 hour flight last month, thankfully it was really peaceful since most people were sleeping and i’ve had my headphones on :)
I was on a 13 hour flight and there were like 4 kids that would not stop making noise the whole time 2 seats behind me
0:01 intro
0:23 vietnam is in SOUTHEAST ASIA
0:48 apology video
1:10 alexa play tai-wannabe by itzy
2:26 rant sbout falines gordan ramthisinmyass ramsey kink
3:15 Airport Dad™
3:48 a BIG responsibility
4:50 "vegetables dont have vegetables"
7:39 breaking news!!! faline san admits to disliking toddler fans!!!!
8:40 the most bombastic and criminally offensive side eye known to man
10:03 child abuse????
11:25 faline in her limousine👹👹 + gc drama
12:04 faline ending xenophobia
14:14 Rare Faline potuguese-spanish, truly a multilingual queen
As someone who is terrified of both insane nights and being trapped (like an airplane that is very high in the air) I relate to the toddler sitting in front of you 😔
Y'ALL WAKE UP THE FALINE JUST POSTED
MY JAW DROPPED WHAT.
when there is always a toddler screaming in your flight💀
OH MY GOD FALINE SAN POSTED AFTER YEARS, I WENT THROUGH MISERY FOR THIS.
Our king has once again conquered another country 😍
YALL MY VOLUME IS AT 1% AND I CAN STILL HEAR THE BABY CRYING AT 0:03 💀💀💀💀
faline never fails to dissapoint us
Your spelling disappoints me
You said they always dissapoint us which is not true🧐
urhrmm😖😖😖😖@@awwwasyuta
This is such a good mood raiser i really need to pee but my sister is taking ages in the bathroom showering
She got out 🙏🙏
After seeing this this enlighten my day ❤
12:59 i just love how this implies that there is homophobic food and drinks out there lmaooMFKSLŞLNFDLSMFKCNKFÖM
I LITERALLY LOVE UR TRAVEL VLOGS I WATCHED THEM LIKE 17 TIMES BOTH OF THEM PLSS DO MORE TRAVEL VLOGS I NEED ITT
as a taiwanese person, i’m glad you liked the luhguhbuhtuh experience in taiwan (and everything else too)
10:43 as a chinese/taiwanese american with a malaysian friend i can relate 😂
This vlog format is pretty chill and funny 💚
Love from Taiwan !
Love your vids
THANK UU
The queen ❤
🧍♀️
At this rate, he's going to take over the world😨
Her accusing the vegetables of having no nutrients is so aesthetic 😍
Why is Faline so relatable Gordon Ramsay is THE MOST INTERESTING COOK EVER like he makes cooking fun to watch
faline has finally blessed us with good food yet again ✨
The video just started and i know this boutta be another legendary faline video
Faline having a hyperfixation on gordon ramsey makes a scary amount of sense 💀
Fr
I just came back from a 14hr leg back from Europe and my first leg had 2 crying babies for 5 hours and I FELT THAT SO HARD
9:01 I think it's American airlines only, here we get shit blander than prison food
Thanks for the dose of dopamine, cuz I literally got my period today and I was SUFFERING 😢 so thanks short king❤
as a vietnamese i feel so betrayed by all the people who have said vietnam because it's not even east Asia 💔💔💔💔
no but it's the fact that i showed the locations in the video to my Taiwanese grandparents and they recognized almost every part of it, they even pointed to one apartment building and said that's very close to where i used to live. also, when you were speaking Chinese, i could not agree more with the head bobbing confusion ocean thing, i was replaying those clips multiple times to try and understand every part of it, and still couldn't after looping it about 20 times
As a Brit, The thing about King Charles was hilarious 12:12
6:18 jaiden animations said the same thing, you aren’t alone
I also just came from my flight from Amsterdam today in the morning and coincidentally I also had a toddler in-front of me 🥲
The kid just kept on screaming in the middle of the passenger announcements and I couldn’t hear anything and when we landed and started to get off she was standing up and wanted to throw her balloon at someone in the back and the mother kept on telling her not to
OMG FALINE GOING TO TAIWAN!!!???? FUCK YEAH WOOOOHH! im sorry for my randomness, I'm probably going to go back to Taiwan next summer and I'm so excited to go back to the beautiful island and to see my family there so this made me happy, I really miss Taiwan and the fact Faline one of my favorite content creators went and knows about Taiwan just made me 10x happier :)
Hi faline i love your videos sooo much u always make my day. My mood was soo off today bcuz everyone ik of makes me feel like i am a burden to this worls but a smile again formed on my lips when i saw tgat u posted. U always make my smile ily sm❤
Super ironic, I JUST came back from a trip to Taiwan to visit family. I'm so glad that you visited Ximen and felt safe- it's super inclusive AND has amazing street-side stores! Glad you had fun!
that apology was a real banger
So cool!! I used to live next to the place that Faline visited with the rainbow crosswalk! Thanks for visiting our country :D
Always gotta love when Faline invades places
as a taiwanese myself its such an honor that my country got invaded by faline 😌
The fact she called the child ‘it’ 😭🤣
THE APOLOGY LMAO. FALINE BEST HUMOR FR
soon faline is gonna be taking over the whole world and its actually going to be amazing i support !!!!! go take over the world !!!!!!!
14:22 this, this is a plot twist
OKAY I AM NOT EVEN JOKING BUT YESTERDAY NIGHT I WAS TRYING TO FIND YOUR CHANEL BC FOR SOME REASON I COULD NOT, SO I SEARCH UP 'INVADING MALAYSIA' BC YOU HAVE MADE A VIDEO AB IT IN THE PAST AND NOW YOU POST THIS!!
meeting sophia was such a big plot twist
Its 12 am here AND THE KING POSTED‼️‼️
YAY IM IN TAIWAN!!1!1!! (it only took 13 hours of babies crying!) did you know my moms cousin is a celebrity in taiwan?
AND FINALLY SOMEONE KNOWS ABOUT TAIWAN. IDK WHAT IN THE GEOGRAPHY HAPPENED, BUT NO ONE KNOWS ABT TAIWAN
FAL POSTED ⁉️ FR⁉️ RIGHT WHEN I WAS BINGING ALL HIS VIDEOS ⁉️⁉️⁉️ I LOVE MY LIFE
Edit: just realized I wasn't subscribed to your channel I've been watching you and only you for a week straight but NOT LOGGED, ON THE TV 💀💀💀💀💀
aaaaaaah im so glad you had fun here in taiwan! :D
wait omg faline posted (=i have more content for my wattpad fanfic where faline san conquers the world)
PERIOD THE FALINE SAN HAS FINALLY POSTED💅💅
Just a reminder ! With your hair short you look great but also like an identical twin of your brother ❤❤ I love u fal
7:49 The baby Hazel cry 😭😭😭
STOPP😭
BRO YOU HIT ME WITH A WAVE OF NOSTALGIA
OMG THE DAD WALK STYLE
BRO MY DAD WALKS LIKE THAT ALL THE TIMEEEE
Also yay LuhGuhBuhTuh 🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈
I’m Taiwanese and I literally just came back from Taiwan, But you HAVE to go to a night market. Also I went to that same exact airport😂❤🇹🇼
'yeet or be yeeted" powerful words😖
I speak Chinese and i laughed so hard at the toddler 😂
omg this was so funny, literally made my day ❤ 10/10 editing skills
5:06 FINNALY SOMEONE ACKNOWLEDGES HOW STRESSFUL THAT IS
Not even 1 second into the video: child singing a higher note then Ariana Grande
You KNOW it’s a good day when faline posts! (Faline pls notice me ilysm 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭)
quick edit: THE COLLEEN BALLINGER REFERENCE I CANTTTTTTTYTTY💀💀💀
very cool to see a video about taiwan, i was visiting taiwan just 2 weeks ago. keep up the good videos
congratulations on finally visiting an east asian country! i really like the travel series :D