an unhinged speedrun of Chinese New Year
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
- good evening axolots and hAPPY LATE CHINESE NEW YEAR/LUNAR NEW YEAR
I am back again with an informational video on why I am the best marine biologist + astrophycisist + university lecturer. I will now proceed to breakdance in front of your urn.
Hope you guys will like this one! It took a while and I wasn't able to add subtitles on the main video itself but I'm working on adding closed captions, so be sure to turn those on if you want! Anyways fellow #malaysian citizens it is now law for you to give me all your money received this festival. Trust me I talked to the prime minister, it is an extremely good investment you gotta trust me bro. I had a dream where I earned 1.50USD from 20 rounds of poker, I am an incredibly reliable source.
hope you guys enjoyed this week's round of #entertainment and I will see you in the next one B) have fuN
#lunarnewyear
HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR now give me your money. It is law
Happy chinese new year faline
Yes!!! Also kin Greg heffley hair periodt
hi
heeeelllllooooo
I JUST USED THEM FOR BOOTS NOOOOOOO
From
-Artist
-Gamer
-Proffesional hair cutter
-Teddy bear maker
-Anime protagonist
And now Speedrunner
Faline-San is on her way to unlock her full power
This isn't even her final form!
Mate's out here collecting skill like Pokémon
And she’s a professional at roasting people
The world may have her under controlled for now by certain events....
But soon the queen will rise to power and unlock her true potential
and now she shall dominate the world
“…Howl from Howl’s Moving Castle. MMM, gEnDeR” I have never agreed with a sentence more in my entire life, how does howl have *that* much gender
Ikr!
Howl needs to give a vibe tutorial
It’s the queer, I know it. I haven’t even watched Howl’s Moving Castle yet but I can just sense that he everything besides heterosexual. The gaydar is never wrong
Jesus, her jokes per minute rate is a speed run all by itself. How long does it take to write that many jokes, and somehow they're all good? It's so impressive.
Ikr
Best Comeback when the cousin says" Your not even 18" : *YOU DIDNT EVEN TURN 10*
Or "thats still older"
@Robin or both, both is good
As a Chinese Malaysian who celebrates chinese new year, can confirm everything that she said about cny is correct and we still do those things. Especially the fireworks part. And where I live, firecrackers+fireworks are so common during the midnight of 除夕夜 (the night before cny), don't expect to get any sleep until 1am when the rich people decide they have burnt enough money and sleep is important. Anyways, Happy CNY and Welcome back to Malaysia !!! (one month late but they say its the thought that counts)
"...don't expect to get any sleep until 1am when the rich people decide they have burnt enough money and sleep is important." 🤣
Lol true.. since Malays cant raya last year.. our neighbours fought with our chinese neighbour with whose have the loudest and longest fireworks.
I'm sorry for your loss.
Of sleep. :(
@@hyuuganatsume2621 lmao my Indian neighbour use the cny opportunity to light up leftover fireworks from deepavali
i went back to my kampung and the fireworks were crazyyy, one guy had three long red firecrackers, i popped my ear drums so many times that night.
Okay, but can we apppreciate how cultured Faline San is? Like she knows Greg Heffley, True Beauty webtoon, all the Tumblr memes to ever exist, and so much more. Her sense of humour is honestly among the best RUclipsrs
As a Chinese Indonesian, this video is so accurate lol. This is exactly how my family celebrated CNY (minus the family coming over part since it's covid), but we basically do everything else. My favorite part of CNY is the dinner, since I got to eat many foods my family doesn't usually eat and obviously receiving angpao the next day. I'm happy seeing how CNY is celebrated the same way all around the world. To everyone reading, Happy Chinese New Year! May fortune and luck be with you this year :D
Faline: *tells her little cousin about her fear of pop-pops*
Me: Kid, you have made the biggest mistake of your entire life.
*ominous foreshadowing*
*So you have chosen... DEATH*
add a slingshot into the mix and it's even more fun!
@@unagrimm1156 fun little game I play with pop pop, take a clothing rack and pin it on there, get a slipper and smack it on impact.
- scared of loud noises
- scared of bright lights
- terrorizes villages
How do we know Faline-san isn't just Nian in human form?
@@Cloud1ly I mean, it's transliteration regardless, right? Technically, nothing in this alphabet would be correct.
@@robbiegarber898Pinyin is the official transliteration of Chinese and is the only correct way.
@@Cloud1ly Okay, corrected.
年
Except she's scared of green instead of red😂
"it makes me feel like Howl from Howl's Moving Castle.
mMMmmMmmm g e n d e r"
- faline, 2022 (6:06)
14:01 "you're a wizard harry"
happy Chinese New Year Greg Heffley, you looked incredible in that red sweater!
Greg heffley from wimpy kid or sumthing else?
FOUL
The fact that didn’t even need to think for this reference
I love you
😳
Faline: We got baby oranges too
Mandarin, Tangerine, Clementine: We have names… 🥺
Or naatjies.
@@thegreatauthoress4570 nazis
@@vincentdreemurr tf
@@vincentdreemurr aryans
@@vincentdreemurr ....Huh?
7:18 BOY GET DAT FLY OUTTA THERE! THAT'S A PERFECTLY GOOD FLY! AWWW MAN!
新年快乐!!
My father is from Hong Kong, I’m so happy to be a part of the Chinese culture ^^
"Only kids get to have good fashion these days"
I am embarrassed by the amount of times I thought something looked cool and figured out it was too small by the time I picked it up. Then looked for like an hour in my own size section for anything I liked
I'vs picked up baby shirts WAYY too many times and got so disappointed
SERIOUSLY, WHY ARE ALL THE FUN CLOTHES FOR TODDLERS (Oops sorry for caps)
Faline doesn’t post all the time but when she does she makes amazing content! We should really appreciate her effort!
13:27 its giving eddy from twoset violin LMAO
0:36 I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO PUT THE SCENE-
“My condolences for your lack of game” OMG I STARTED CHOKING😂
The card game that Faline and her friends were playing, in Mexico it's called "Manotazo" and the literally translation is "Hand smack" ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
I’ve played that game in the UK as well, but we called it Irish Snap lol
Hey saludos desde Peru para Mexico, aquí lo llamamos "nervioso" lol
Ah yes, I played it with my friends and I don´t remember the name lol, we played it with UNO cards. Also there is a similar version called chin ¿? . No se wacho, hablo en ingles pa que entienda otra gente xD
In Spain we call it "Relojito" or little clock!
It looks like similar to Egyptian Ratscrew but a little different
I'm very happy she explained Chinese New Year because sadly my school never actually really taught us about it. They did 1 time in 1st Grade, but it was a 5 minute video that was way too complicated for my tiny brain. I do have multiple friends who do celebrate it but every time I asked for them to explain they said I was insulting their culture... I am not Asian but I am interested in other cultures and how they celebrate things. Now that I understand it, I know how cool it really is and why they celebrate it! Happy Chinese New Year! 💕
'Only Kids get to have good fashion these days' this is like the most true and relatable thing ever
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR EVERYONEEE
Good luck for the new year
Oh yea and I tried tofifees they are really gud
@Atom wha-
BESTIE we have the same pfp!!!!O.O
@Atom STOP APPEARING IN EVERY COMMENT BRUHH... btw what is this link? 🤔🤔🤔
@@rakshana4748 some video with quotes from the bible
@@AJ-pn8us OMG BESTIEEE
I don't know why but the intro just screams "why am i wearing this? That's because i escaped from a mental facility!". Anyway great video as always, Happy Chinese New Year.
Oh yeah, the LaurenZSide thingy XD
I like how you explain things lol. If you taught us history (or really anything) as you do just talking, I wouldn't mind.
P.s. These moons became even creepier. Enjoy. 🌚 🌝
i may not celebrate cny, but as a south-asian i enjoyed this dive into your culture. i could make a lot of comparisons to celebrations such as diwali and rakhi, which are both interesting in their own right.
as a korean who also celebrates lunar new year, i can confirm that we, too, have a celebration focusing on wealth, health, and familyealth
@MofuMofu Yeah
indeed
3:12 Do NOT let Faline touch those. I still have trauma from when she broke uncountable plates in her first stream.
WHICH STREAM?
Omg she was in so much debt from breaking all those plates😭😭
HELP WHAT
@@someone-pf3gy a game about cooking I think the game had very sensitive plates
i adore your humor so much omg "boomercore" "i have the bmi of a singular m&m" "my condolences for your lack of game" u go so hard with your jokes, man. true speedrunner energy
8:14
‘My condolences for your lack of game’ 😂
ily faline, you're so hilarious and you never fail to put a smile on my face. Happy lunar new yearr!!
As a Chinese-Malaysian, I can confirm we all love getting angpao.
Termasuk saya - org melayu🤣🤣🤣. Apa2pun, thanks kepada uncle depan rumah
AHAAH i can relate, Chinese Filipino here
@@song-pg9kj Same here! The moment my grandma brings out those red pouches I am ready to take them
@@xaicait9828 EXACTLYYY HAHAHAA all the younger kids in my family go crazy for it and they're soo cutee
@@song-pg9kj I can relate too! I'm Chinese Filipino too lol!
Genuinely enjoyed listening to you talk about Chinese New Year.
I'm Malaysian Chinese and can confirm that this is 100% accurate except we live in Australia so finding love letters, tapioca bickies and a qipao was almost impossible. Plus fireworks are illegal lol we only use sparklers
it's not even that we don't celebrate cny here, but this video makes me feel like i've under-celebrated lol
i loved the video, it was fun watching how chinese in other countries celebrate cny :)
I think i've done/experienced/eaten most of these stuff(?)/dishes b4, i just haven't done most of them in so long lol. like shark's fin soup. that was good soup.
speaking of which, i just had shark's fin soup for dinner. lmao
where can i find shark's fin soup made without shark's fin
The choatic energy you radiate
i love it
100th like
Can we pls appreciate how good you look in everything you wore
AND THE HOWL FIT IS SO AAAAAH
I love how educational this is
My favourite thing about chinese new year is staying at home while you are watching that one bottle of wine your father bought years ago while watching other people have more fun than you 🙂👍
@Atom I will not click your link 😘
you just sit there and relax? for me i have classes 😭
I nearly though that Faline’s hair tie was a Ferrero Rocher wrapper. I have been eating too much chocolate recently. The gold coin chocolates are my favourite
I’ve never relayed to a comment more in my life
thank you for cheering me up, I really needed it
yes love this explanation! u are the best teacher here!:)
Yay!! We love u faline so muchhhhh.....
Thanks for uploading your videos, it always make our day better
@Just Dope no go away
That explanation of Lunar New Year is so funny and accurate!
Happy (late) Lunar New Year btw!
In Ireland we call Pop pops Bangers, and one time someone set one off during class and we all got a break time detention. 👍
5:54 FALINE THE STRAPS SEEM WRONG IM CRYING
best parts of the vid for me:
- the gigachad lantern
- the boots faline had on
- "mHmmM geNder"
edit: - pregnancy test
bro i am so envious of the boots
"Chinese New year!"
No no no you've got it all wrong.
It's actually supposed to say "Give me your money or die new year!"
LMAO
新年快乐,恭喜发财,红包拿来,没有红包不能进来👹👹
(happy chinese new year, [something idk how to translate:gong xi fa cai] give me your hongbao, no hongbao no entry)
yes content, i was starving for a while. thank you my queen 🙇♀️
Now that we know Faline reads webtoons....we need a Webtoon tier-list and review
Y E S
Timestamp?
5:01 as an afghan hazara, we have something similar to these bowls! usually, we prepare a diversity in nuts and dried fruits (such as raisins) when guests visit.
also, the amount of guests that visit for these occassions and the ungodly amount of mattresses is very relatable as well (coincidentally, persian new year, also called nowruz, is coming up soon too!)
happy, belated new lunar year y‘all :)
Are hazaras still treated badly in Afghanistan?
@@yanijen9733 I‘m sorry for just now responding, but the sort-term answer is yes. Especially after the Taliban took over the government last year the little improvement there was for Hazara people‘s situation, like being represented in the government through a few politicians, was undone. A few months before the take-over last year, an all-girls school in a majority Hazara neighbourhood was bombed, resulting in 85 deaths. While the Taliban did deny being behind the attack, they (and other extremist groups) have historically targeted Hazaras for their ethnicity and religion
I love that aquarium! I really didn’t expect to see such a nicely kept tank in one of your videos lmao, I thought that I clicked off to another channel for a second. Your grandma is awesome, fish look super healthy.
“Camilo Madrigal from Encanto”
Had me dead 😂
Chinese New Year seems so family chaotic inducing, especially with the hot pot. Ahh poor faline, having to indure with the struggle of *small children* running around committing felonies…..
ruclips.net/channel/UCp7-oMFOeRUvAgEW6iZjzNw. ruclips.net/channel/UCp7-oMFOeRUvAgEW6iZjzNw
ah, time to escape my inability to be mentally stable with faline
I SMILED SO HARD WHEN I HEARD THE HOWLS MOVING CASTLE MUSIC
This is nice to see as a Chinese Malay who currently lives in the US. I never got to celebrate new years in Malaysia with my family so this kind of fills that hole lol
Same, but I live in New Zealand
Love Faline with her sense of humour and entertainment! Plz do more crazy vids!
Faline's story telling (especially like daily life) is so hilarious 😂😂 I also celebrate CNY in Malaysia, used to decorate so much
14:08 fireworks are scared of this kid
No one:
No one anywhere ever:
The speed run music in the background:
MATERIAL GWORLLLL 💅💅✨
I am literally addicted to you
You cure my depression bro
10:16 Every now and again I would go over to a little craft/farmers market type of festival thing near my small Texas suburban town and the highlight of my visits would be a box of pop pops they sold at several stands. That place was practically the only place I have ever seen them for sale in the states.
That “Gong Xi Ni” song brings back a lot of memories 🥲
idk if this is universal across cultures but in my experience the biggest winner in lunar new year is ferrero rocher because people just gift you chocolates to pretend like they care
happy chinese new year everyoneeee, my cny wasnt that eventful but hope everyone else was fun!
I used to be so afraid of fireworks too. What helped me is just getting in there and lighting them up myself that way at least I am mostly in control.
I remember my cousin would go crazy over those damn pop pops and they loved to throw a ton of them at once instead of throwing normally
This has got to be one of my favorite videos, Mother Faline. The "camilo madrigal" vibes, the embodiment of decay, the little fashion show, the "mmm gender." As my friends and I say, I would like to eat that gender please. Hand it over.
Dang Faline rlly became a speedrunner, never thought I would see the day
Thanks for sharing. I certainly learned a lot more about CNY. Also, poor fly getting mixed @ 7:19
i thought i was the only person that realized rip fly
Every Malaysian Chinese New Year with my family always revolves around one thing and one thing only: Food. It's become like some sort of tradition to have popiah (it's like burritos except there's fried onions, soupy vegetables and roast duck inside) for lunch and dinner. Since we have at least 17+ people around each time, the chaos at the dinner table is indescribable. Especially when we start shouting "Yam Seng" (so loudly I bet the entire neighbourhood can hear us) while holding our drinks up. And also while they cry in despair as they gamble all their money away. It's never a surprise that right after dinner some of my family will bring back noodles and more stuff to eat everytime. And the fact that I have upheld the title as the "Popiah King" (named by yours truly) because I eat more than 20 popiahs each meal. So it's safe to say that my family could cause world hunger if health and their appetite limits didn't stop them
Another thing: The fact that I really want that shirt that makes you look like Howl 😭 (because mhm, gENdeR)
7:38 my humor is broken. I can't believe I haven't seen anyone do this yet. I'm finna steal this to catch my friends now ty
This year, I went through anything that could possibly go wrong during Chinese new year...
What happened…?
I'm an Indian and I used to live in Singapore! One thing I would always look forward to was Chinese New Year because the festivities were all so grand! There would be Chinese New Year decoration contests in schools, and we could miss out on classes for one day! My neighbors used to invite me and my parents over for steamboat, Yee Sang, (apologies if i spelt it wrong) and let us join the celebration! Its so interesting learning about different cultures and how happy and merry everyone would be
I love thiiis! Makes me reminisce about my big family gatherings!
1:16 reminded me of Genshin Impact's Lantern rite (it is a annual festival celebrated in-game aroumd the same time as chinese new year (since it is a chinese game)) cuz there was a part where Xingqiu said that firecrackers were originally used to scare of monsters near the village but today it is just used for recreation.
Yes xingqiu smart
Probably inspired. Everyone in China knows this story, including me :)
yuh
can we talk about how amazing faline looked in all of her outfits
I love how I live in latinoamerica (literally the other side of the world) and yet every single firework you describe has always been in our new years celebrations too because you know massive distribution
i shed unbelievable tears when i heard the cny song
they' play it at like street malls on loop until you go insane and love the song
4:20 What a speedrun xD Best of luck with that !
And the timestamp makes this even more perfect xD
the timestamp..
"After than it was just more visits to family and friends quick tests to make we were all okay and safe"
*Shows a pregnancy test*
this video got me so interested and invested in chinese new years
why am i addicted to her content
8:59 cAmiLo mAdriGal frOm eNcaNto ~ Faline San
That really got me XD
HAPPY LUNAR/CHINESE/_____ NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!1!!
I like how she dances while trying out the outfits as if her life is some kind of a RPG game ...
This video was so fun to watch and I hope you have a beautiful year ahead. I don't know if you will read this, but for anyone who does, I hope you can keep in mind that making jokes about how "crack addicts" are horrible people just adds more stigma to the lives of people trying to find suppport and recover from drug addictions. I know it's become a bit of a buzz-word over the years, especially online, but the history of that term being used in jokes like that is honestly littered with ableism. I just hope we can all try to make jokes about things that don't make it even harder for people who already struggle, that's all. Thanks and sorry it's such a serious topic. Take care everybody!
a few years ago during diwali (a different holiday that needs firework) my mom lit smth similar to the bee things and lit a bush on fire. they truly are the worst things to exist
Happy chinese new year Faline, I hope you had a good one! My family doesn't really do these things that often, even less now since pandemic - so I've never done anything like this so this was super fun to watch!
Faline's fit game is on point, I respect the drip
the pink hair w red eyeliner looks so lovely dfkhgg
4:41 Bruh i have the exact same red blanket for visitors to use, anyways great speedrun vid Faline, you never fail to put a smile on our faces.
7:19 And dear god i hope the fly escaped before they bury it with dem food
"im sorry little cousins, but you simply have to *burn*" THAT KILLED ME SO HARD BABAHAHHH
the decor is so beautiful holy
Faline has become my comfort RUclipsr
6:45 oh no, the feet, I can here them coming. run, RUN WHILE YOU CAN