Why Bill Burr Refused to Roast Tom Brady 🤯😳

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  • @orignlchris4766
    @orignlchris4766 Месяц назад +6322

    "Payton looks like a no. 2 pencil"😂

  • @Iwontreadyourreply
    @Iwontreadyourreply Месяц назад +5959

    Casually roasts Peyton manning while explaining why he can’t roast Brady

    • @sagittariusa1848
      @sagittariusa1848 Месяц назад +39

      Because Manning was meant to be the 'intimidating bad guy' when it was just cringe. Part of his reason for not playing pantomime - rather than "roast" with the same baseline jokes. It's pretty self explanatory as he explained it.

    • @nicodoe9396
      @nicodoe9396 Месяц назад +44

      *doesn't want to roast Brady. He's fully capable lol

    • @Mike_oxtiny
      @Mike_oxtiny Месяц назад +23

      Peyton came equipped with his own football helmet, it's hard not to roast him

    • @TheCollapse410
      @TheCollapse410 Месяц назад

      Well saying all that about Tony hitchcliff isn't smart and is pretty messed up. It was his event. Bill roast ppl non stop and yet they r dumb for doing it? Pretty lame. Bills so bitchy now n days. ​@@nicodoe9396

    • @MRGFUNKY0
      @MRGFUNKY0 Месяц назад +2

      Exactly, this guy.

  • @michaelsanders7484
    @michaelsanders7484 28 дней назад +617

    Bill Burr in a very bizarre way, is an incredibly wholesome loyal stand up guy.

    • @TracyWerner4Prez
      @TracyWerner4Prez 21 день назад +6

      He was devoted to his craft, admirable man.

    • @michaelmercado1953
      @michaelmercado1953 20 дней назад +9

      Not even a little.

    • @philtheheaterguy951
      @philtheheaterguy951 20 дней назад

      Ask Anthony Cumia about that. He might disagree. Bill Burr is a selfish corksucker.

    • @chrisbent5734
      @chrisbent5734 18 дней назад +3

      ​@@TracyWerner4Prez ...was?

    • @jakiesenn8624
      @jakiesenn8624 18 дней назад +11

      He is very authentic. I can't imagine some weird shit coming out about him ever.

  • @domainmusicandgaming
    @domainmusicandgaming 29 дней назад +41

    Bro, he just said Number 2 pencil so casual. This is why I love bill lmao

  • @bengalbrown2834
    @bengalbrown2834 Месяц назад +3666

    He should have just went up there and roasted everyone but Brady. Would have been hilarious

    • @asparrow9876
      @asparrow9876 Месяц назад +149

      Old Bill Burr would've did that in a heartbeat.
      New Bill Burr is too soft to do that, hence this response. Even his mercy is soft. He really should've went to roast everyone...

    • @jacoblocklear6809
      @jacoblocklear6809 Месяц назад +5

      Facts

    • @broski8728
      @broski8728 Месяц назад +37

      @@asparrow9876yes it takes men a lottttt longer to discover the concept of empathy : / usually only happens when you get weaker or uglier and finally have to think about life more. Pretty sad

    • @asparrow9876
      @asparrow9876 Месяц назад +58

      @@broski8728 I've been an empath my entire life. Excuse me if I think aristocrats and pompous elites who roast a divorced man should all be roasted in return.

    • @asparrow9876
      @asparrow9876 Месяц назад +38

      @@broski8728 What an asinine comment.

  • @oddballskull1941
    @oddballskull1941 Месяц назад +1906

    Only bill could explain why he wouldn't roast one person while roasting everyone else in the same breath

    • @veronagrey6313
      @veronagrey6313 29 дней назад +5

      TRUTH !!!

    • @veronagrey6313
      @veronagrey6313 29 дней назад +4

      RIGHT ON BILL !!!

    • @what6336
      @what6336 28 дней назад +2

      Legend !!! After Bill Maher roast I think he might be ....... then da ve

    • @deenabeauchamp5290
      @deenabeauchamp5290 28 дней назад +1

      🤣🤣

    • @michaelc2923
      @michaelc2923 27 дней назад +1

      Seems like he wasn’t asked to do it and is salty

  • @NewWorldCT
    @NewWorldCT 21 день назад +20

    That number 2 pencil got me rolling lol

  • @markevans215
    @markevans215 19 дней назад +23

    Every time I hear Bill Burr talking, I usually chuckle but the respect level goes up every time.

  • @sirrichard6685
    @sirrichard6685 Месяц назад +2115

    Bill Burr roasting Bill Maher on his show was way better than tom brady jokes

    • @kinss1
      @kinss1 29 дней назад +122

      The Maher burn was way beyond “roast”….. you can hear Burr’s flat out hatred of that smug weasel attitude

    • @what6336
      @what6336 28 дней назад +46

      That was epic. Bill Maher hot reality check ,put back back in his place.

    • @Nimtrix
      @Nimtrix 28 дней назад +34

      Or when he called out Charlemagne

    • @carlstanford7607
      @carlstanford7607 28 дней назад +32

      The Maher roast was the best thing bill maher has ever done and it was done to him

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 28 дней назад +12

      ​@@Nimtrix it had nothing on Bill's appearance on Joe Rogan's show. He buried him in a small hole after roasting him to Kevin Hart's size

  • @shaihazher
    @shaihazher Месяц назад +1007

    Bill burr roasts society, not individuals. He is wholesale, not retail. He is GOAT KING.

    • @danielkarcis1174
      @danielkarcis1174 Месяц назад

      Hes a cheap 2 dollar hooker

    • @M-zq2rs
      @M-zq2rs Месяц назад +28

      "Wholesale, not retail." Lol, good one.

    • @brianfleming5716
      @brianfleming5716 Месяц назад +21

      Bill burr sucks.

    • @enjoyer6201
      @enjoyer6201 Месяц назад +34

      He’s a good comic, but he used to be a lot better. Kind of sold out. But I guess as long as his wife approves, that’s his business.

    • @yunggalactus9945
      @yunggalactus9945 Месяц назад +6

      This is true unless you're Jon Lovitz...or Bill Maher

  • @wisconsinhugs
    @wisconsinhugs 26 дней назад +6

    Coach Belichek spoke with class while not going low brow

  • @masterofallgoons
    @masterofallgoons 29 дней назад +3

    He'd have to be asked in order to 'refuse.'

  • @briantice223
    @briantice223 Месяц назад +982

    The dude roasted a whole city ( Philadelphia) . Roasting Brady would be beneath him

    • @HambyTownHooligan
      @HambyTownHooligan Месяц назад +16

      Considering Foles and the Eagles roasted Tom, so yeah! Spot on

    • @MrMNH1
      @MrMNH1 Месяц назад

      Philly deserved the fuck outta that

    • @troymash8109
      @troymash8109 Месяц назад

      Today Burr is a neutered old fart. He's Disney-fied

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 Месяц назад +2

      That's proof he would've been great at it

    • @Dajizoids
      @Dajizoids Месяц назад +15

      Classic The Philly Rant

  • @Powers420
    @Powers420 Месяц назад +448

    Tom Brady is the only thing Bill loves in life that doesn't hate him.

    • @raidzeromatt
      @raidzeromatt Месяц назад +1

      Yeah but why would they even invite him

    • @pat_n_black7563
      @pat_n_black7563 29 дней назад +36

      @@raidzeromatthe’s more famous than every single person there not named Tom Brady or Kevin Heart.

    • @briancannon3987
      @briancannon3987 29 дней назад +2

      Nice judgement. Nice to think u know without teying to understand someone

    • @SS-L.O.T.O.
      @SS-L.O.T.O. 29 дней назад +3

      ​@pat_n_black7563 is he though?

    • @bradenharris8718
      @bradenharris8718 29 дней назад

      @@SS-L.O.T.O.Uh.. yeah? he’s definitely a more popular comedian than Tony Hinkclit or whatever his last name is, Bert and Nikki Glazer, yes. And did you bother to watch it? Nikki Glazer did the best and was actually funny, Bert and Tony both bombed and told the exact predictable jokes Bill Burr said they would about his marriage but they didn’t even bother to make it funny and Tony called Kim Kardashian a slut, a joke about her sex rape,a joke about being with black men and then made a joke about her having a huge loose vagina. Yeah, real original. She’s done so much other foul and trashy shit other than those things everyone brings up when they make a joke or complain about her that he could’ve lit her ass up like Nikki did but he did. Because he sucks. Bert was sloppy , drunk and unfunny and his big joke reveal was taking his shirt off ……like usual.
      So, yeah. He would’ve been the most well known and funny one there. Several people in the comments didn’t even know who some of the comedians were…. Like Bert and Tony.

  • @orneryoverwatch7031
    @orneryoverwatch7031 26 дней назад +43

    Burr legit has more sports knowledge than the entire cast of the roast, combined. Makes perfect sense he didn't waste his time there lol

    • @ourtube4266
      @ourtube4266 15 дней назад +5

      I get what you’re saying but like half of those guys were actual professional athletes . Bill loves his sports but I’m pretty sure Randy Moss understands the game a bit better than Billy Ginger Jewels.

    • @user-ji3md2zx7c
      @user-ji3md2zx7c 13 дней назад

      He really doesn't lol I love old Billy red face, but he's not sports guy. He's a Boston sports guy. Anything aside from his own teams, he's clueless on

    • @mattwilliams1751
      @mattwilliams1751 9 дней назад +2

      You’re joking right 😂. Not sure if you saw, but Randy moss, Dana white, Peyton manning, Julian Edelman, Bill belichick, and Gronk were all on the lineup 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @RurbanWalker
      @RurbanWalker 2 дня назад

      Bill Bellichick was in the cast.

  • @deanwilcoxson9754
    @deanwilcoxson9754 29 дней назад +3

    He didn’t even have to show up, he did it In the interview explaining why he didn’t go. He roasted them both. Legend.

  • @mblasted247
    @mblasted247 Месяц назад +1387

    In other words his wife said no.

    • @nodarshurgaia4301
      @nodarshurgaia4301 Месяц назад +111

      Let me guess, trump supporter 😂

    • @CptGreenJeans
      @CptGreenJeans Месяц назад +299

      @@nodarshurgaia4301still got that man on ur mind? Sad

    • @philyamascunt7518
      @philyamascunt7518 Месяц назад

      I forgot about the "Buzz" when Tom Brady had a MAGA hat in his locker until I read the "In other words his wife said no" and the "Let me guess, Trump supporter" posts but it makes sense as I could see Nia insisting that if Bill does the Tom Brady Roast then she is going to write all of Bill's jokes for the roast.
      I can also see Bill taking a huge gulp of air, his eyes get big as he stares back at Nia and says "Nah, NAHHH honey, I'm natttttt doin it, ahm no-waht roastin Toahmm Buhrady... Nahp, fuawk dem MAGA rehtahds, jus fuawk em ahwllll!"
      And Nia replying "Dats muh baby daddy, dats right, you knodats right you little ginger piggy bank muthafucka"
      Before anyone accuses me of being a Biden or Trump supporter don't waste your time because I don't vote except in local elections and on local issues

    • @HughJanus-ey6cs
      @HughJanus-ey6cs Месяц назад +170

      @@nodarshurgaia4301 as if that’s an insult? 🤓

    • @nodarshurgaia4301
      @nodarshurgaia4301 Месяц назад

      @@CptGreenJeans both of y'all are such losers 😂 I could give two shits about Trump, I'm not even from US. As for you, seems like a comedians wife giving finger to your boo was too much to handle 😂 weird, for the guy who's all about "freedom of speech" and "freedom of expression" don't you think?

  • @cpob2013
    @cpob2013 Месяц назад +358

    What I can't get over is that his wife is the one who cheated and left him and then Tom gets shit for people attacking her for it. Make that make sense.

    • @BluDvl21
      @BluDvl21 29 дней назад +139

      Women and accountability. A venn diagram of non-converging circles.

    • @theeternalnow6506
      @theeternalnow6506 28 дней назад +42

      A lot of people are irrational and not all that intelligent.
      It explains a lot of group behaviors in society.

    • @kingcosworth2643
      @kingcosworth2643 28 дней назад +55

      Man when his relationship broke down my initial thought was 'if Tom Brady isn't good enough to stick with, I have no damn hope'

    • @joblo6394
      @joblo6394 28 дней назад +5

      @@kingcosworth2643i mean -brad & angelina 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @greatwhitesufi
      @greatwhitesufi 28 дней назад +11

      did she though?

  • @Your_Average_Gamer_Fabo
    @Your_Average_Gamer_Fabo 27 дней назад +50

    Nobody forced Tom to do it. We all know what happens at a roast

    • @breaknfiction21
      @breaknfiction21 24 дня назад +3

      It’s a humiliation ritual. Kat Williams interview.

    • @dans.9295
      @dans.9295 23 дня назад +14

      Let's not forget he got paid 25 million for this

    • @slaktheking69
      @slaktheking69 23 дня назад

      @@breaknfiction21tin head

    • @Kingofthekop1
      @Kingofthekop1 22 дня назад +5

      These roast shows are garbage

  • @standupibrahim
    @standupibrahim 2 дня назад

    number 2 pencil, bill definitely spends a lot of time with his kids lmao this was amazing

  • @Haddley333
    @Haddley333 Месяц назад +38

    “Peyton looks like a #2 pencil,” is Bill thinking about that red spot on his forehead as the eraser lol

  • @SunnyDallasRealtor
    @SunnyDallasRealtor Месяц назад +341

    Bill Burr is someone’s reasonable gramma these days.

    • @TimothyWenger
      @TimothyWenger Месяц назад +5

      Bro im fucking crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Kdot312
      @Kdot312 Месяц назад +1

      😂😂

    • @JC20XX
      @JC20XX Месяц назад +10

      What 🍄 does to a mf

    • @TimothyWenger
      @TimothyWenger Месяц назад +2

      @@JC20XX I still have yet to try them.

    • @JC20XX
      @JC20XX Месяц назад +4

      @@TimothyWenger as long as you have no family history of schizophrenia and start slow then find yourself some and enjoy the ride.

  • @jakeranes5129
    @jakeranes5129 4 дня назад

    He's a pretty respectful guy

  • @stephenholmgren405
    @stephenholmgren405 3 дня назад

    "My marriage crumbled" is code for a man's life getting better

  • @rasendori20
    @rasendori20 Месяц назад +533

    I guess for him it would be like being a DragonBall fan for 20 plus years and then get invited to tell jokes at Goku’s expense…

    • @andrews278
      @andrews278 Месяц назад +96

      or its like he was a patriots fan for 20 years and was invited to tell jokes at Tom Brady's expense.

    • @PsychoBeast017
      @PsychoBeast017 Месяц назад +35

      @@andrews278No I think you’re missing the point

    • @otg_dre
      @otg_dre Месяц назад

      That’s the worst analogy nigga go outside.

    • @andrews278
      @andrews278 Месяц назад +32

      @@PsychoBeast017 I must be, seems like he offered an alternative explanation to a very very simple premise?

    • @big.gib.4L
      @big.gib.4L Месяц назад +21

      ​@@andrews278 I think they were just offering a more relatable premise for the younger half of the audience as major league sports are falling off in newer generations

  • @Whopperr13
    @Whopperr13 Месяц назад +109

    Bill burr heel turn is needed

  • @Mike-hn4uu
    @Mike-hn4uu 27 дней назад +1

    Bills wife wouldnt let him go out that night

  • @babiiblueboi
    @babiiblueboi 26 дней назад +1

    The way he causally roasted Payton, and kept on giving his statement. Is fkn wildddd.

  • @SpiritualAthiest
    @SpiritualAthiest Месяц назад +96

    He really did change after getting married

    • @AlvinMondarez-cv1jk
      @AlvinMondarez-cv1jk Месяц назад +15

      Having a kid in one's latter years will change anyone. The wife now gets a say in most decisions to avoid divorce and all kinds of stress. A close knit loving family is now his top priority.

    • @paluka82
      @paluka82 Месяц назад +12

      @@AlvinMondarez-cv1jk sounds terrible

    • @jon8004
      @jon8004 Месяц назад +11

      @@paluka82 I've been watching Bill for 20 years. He never was the guy you needed him to be.

    • @annaragnagunnarsdottir4420
      @annaragnagunnarsdottir4420 29 дней назад +9

      yeah, he grew up

    • @xondisco
      @xondisco 29 дней назад +11

      I'm glad Bill Burr is finding happiness. He deserves it.

  • @NatedawgTube
    @NatedawgTube Месяц назад +119

    He just roasted TB and didn't even know it. 😅

    • @daisydelarocha3688
      @daisydelarocha3688 Месяц назад +2

      I noticed that too. Bill's great!! We used to watch him at the Barbershop I worked at in Avon, Mass.

    • @tglab6292
      @tglab6292 Месяц назад +2

      He said Peyton! Why don't u listen to what anyone says??

    • @shaneargus3312
      @shaneargus3312 Месяц назад +4

      ​@tglab6292 he's saying be basically made fun of Tom Brady already because he's talking about his divorce and everything. Did I spell it out enough for you or are you always just miserable in the comments section lol

    • @jacobsaunders1092
      @jacobsaunders1092 Месяц назад +19

      Not really, hes just giving his reason, its not a roast

    • @Real_Michael_Jordan
      @Real_Michael_Jordan Месяц назад

      No he didn't. Shit listener

  • @RNicknackpaddywhack
    @RNicknackpaddywhack 27 дней назад +1

    Respect for the restraint when it mattered.

  • @greenday12341
    @greenday12341 26 дней назад +1

    Bill Burr has the best moral compass in the comedy game

  • @andrewbecker7929
    @andrewbecker7929 Месяц назад +84

    Ol' Hollywood Bill

  • @nathanpitek3177
    @nathanpitek3177 Месяц назад +162

    At this point bill is more of an LA comic than a Boston comics

    • @ismaeladen1204
      @ismaeladen1204 Месяц назад

      If you made Millions would you stay in -8 Boston winter or sunny California?
      Bill probably has houses in Boston and visits whenever he can but why the fuck would he stay there? lol it’s a shithole

    • @lamontgarnesjr4638
      @lamontgarnesjr4638 Месяц назад +19

      Boston’s comedy scene is dead…they all leave to become writers lol

    • @adrianfleming3437
      @adrianfleming3437 Месяц назад +1

      The way its done changed a lot of them start on youtube and dont have to be in the comedy scene like it use to be

    • @lamontgarnesjr4638
      @lamontgarnesjr4638 Месяц назад +1

      @@adrianfleming3437 Name the top 3 Boston Comics right now…

    • @brandon7733
      @brandon7733 Месяц назад

      Boston raises comedians that move to New York and then go to California.​@@lamontgarnesjr4638

  • @user-jp4of2vi8s
    @user-jp4of2vi8s 28 дней назад +2

    Most respect Bill. I have never been a Brady fan for any real reason just havent. Keep up sheading light and making light of the truths. We all need to laugh more.

  • @zachgraves1617
    @zachgraves1617 22 дня назад

    Bill roasting the roast right here is all I really needed, and that's why I love his comedy so much.

  • @Goofiest-Goober0h
    @Goofiest-Goober0h Месяц назад +62

    "My wife said i wasn't allowed to" is the true reason

    • @thomashenshallhydraxis
      @thomashenshallhydraxis 25 дней назад

      I have a feeling that’s bs. I feel like his wife is along for the ride ride; not the conductor

    • @user-ri5ex9xl9e
      @user-ri5ex9xl9e 23 дня назад +1

      @@thomashenshallhydraxis It is BS he and his wife have been together for 20 years, it never stopped him in all that time, he's simply a Tom fanboy and wouldn't think he'd feel good roasting someone he admires.

    • @myweirdsecondchannelwithap9070
      @myweirdsecondchannelwithap9070 3 дня назад

      OR maybe he just doesn't want to make fun of a man for getting cheated on. Why would his wife even care

  • @sweed6054
    @sweed6054 Месяц назад +234

    His wife wouldnt let him

    • @khund4642
      @khund4642 Месяц назад

      But she is black so its ok, lol

    • @user-co5yp2jr8n
      @user-co5yp2jr8n Месяц назад +5

      Women also know not to be evil. What's the point

    • @JG-ct9kq
      @JG-ct9kq Месяц назад +36

      ​@@user-co5yp2jr8nno they don't. It just comes naturally to them tho so we don't call it evil.

    • @Steve-ev6vx
      @Steve-ev6vx Месяц назад +30

      ​@@user-co5yp2jr8nif that was true abortion wouldn't exist.

    • @jowill76
      @jowill76 Месяц назад +12

      ​@@Steve-ev6vx goteeemmmmm

  • @stinsoncameron7819
    @stinsoncameron7819 28 дней назад +1

    Calling Peyton a #2 pencil... spoke like a true patriots fan 😂☠️💀😂

  • @vdd1001
    @vdd1001 24 дня назад +1

    Burr is so real, one of the greatest comedians ever

  • @scottyobag4048
    @scottyobag4048 Месяц назад +165

    I miss oldschool Bill Burr 😢

    • @briancannon3987
      @briancannon3987 Месяц назад +15

      Burr never done any roasts

    • @drewwil891
      @drewwil891 Месяц назад

      He’s too liberal now and a puss

    • @jooseppielleese7156
      @jooseppielleese7156 Месяц назад +18

      ​@@briancannon3987didn't he do Patrice's

    • @ThaGoy
      @ThaGoy Месяц назад +28

      Go cry in a corner 😂😂 waaaa he has a family waaaa he’s not screaming at everyone like I am waaaa

    • @josephlittlefield2256
      @josephlittlefield2256 Месяц назад +4

      I miss the old Billye

  • @aescajeda25
    @aescajeda25 Месяц назад +27

    Sounds like you didnt get an invite.

    • @daisydelarocha3688
      @daisydelarocha3688 Месяц назад +3

      I doubt he didn't get an invite. Bill is highly respected in Massachusetts. There's no way he wasn't invited.

    • @Austin.Kilgore
      @Austin.Kilgore 28 дней назад

      He definitely did but Bill’s GH•£Y now and so he said no

    • @Austin.Kilgore
      @Austin.Kilgore 28 дней назад +1

      He definitely was… Bill’s just big JAY now and so he declined, he thinks he’s above it.
      (J🔁G … swap the J with a G)

    • @JanFWeh
      @JanFWeh 28 дней назад

      Well, Bill had a point about the marriage part being milked to death during that roast.

  • @shroomyloops4448
    @shroomyloops4448 27 дней назад

    LMFAO I lost it at number 2 pencil🤣

  • @BenBluntx
    @BenBluntx 23 дня назад

    the no.2 Pencil got me

  • @wretchedSTONER
    @wretchedSTONER Месяц назад +87

    I like Bill Burr less and less as time moves forward.

    • @Weeewoooweeewoowee
      @Weeewoooweeewoowee Месяц назад +8

      Yeah his stuff isn’t exactly hilarious anymore either. Last thing he made I enjoyed was F is for family but since then its been a rehash of everything hes already said

    • @Sully.M
      @Sully.M Месяц назад +9

      It’s not uncommon for people to start disliking a person the more they grow out of their old self.

    • @pmbbmp
      @pmbbmp Месяц назад +33

      @@Sully.M I think it's because he's less angry and doesn;t go after women as much as he used to. So all the angry little incels are mad

    • @hammurds
      @hammurds Месяц назад

      Bill is such a cuck these days. Just a shadow of his old self

    • @women-mw1uh
      @women-mw1uh Месяц назад +23

      ​@@pmbbmp Yeah Bill has for sure matured over the last 10-15 years

  • @thepostaldude2217
    @thepostaldude2217 Месяц назад +117

    Bill burr projecting hard core

    • @HasanPikerIsADouche
      @HasanPikerIsADouche Месяц назад +3

      Did u mean projecting?

    • @thepostaldude2217
      @thepostaldude2217 Месяц назад +5

      That's what I put

    • @doctordark3527
      @doctordark3527 Месяц назад +9

      How? So if someone makes a common joke your response is “nuuhhh uhhh that’s what you think of yourself!”. That’s called cope my guy lol

    • @thepostaldude2217
      @thepostaldude2217 Месяц назад +9

      Except he isn't joking when he calls them that, obviously. You're the type of person to climb over a glass wall to see what's behind it

    • @trawsoza2926
      @trawsoza2926 Месяц назад +8

      Projecting what exactly?

  • @timbohtv
    @timbohtv 17 дней назад

    bill's roast was his explanation of why he didnt want to do it. gold

  • @mplcausa
    @mplcausa 26 дней назад +1

    Bill Burr is one of the G.O.A.T. s
    He has class and is dangerous
    😂😂
    Living legend

  • @Emotionalsavage281
    @Emotionalsavage281 Месяц назад +46

    Yeah..... He wasnt invited.

    • @steefan2248
      @steefan2248 Месяц назад +2

      I wasn't either, I'm pissed.

    • @Cbutton
      @Cbutton Месяц назад +10

      He definitely was invited the guy has a great relationship with Netflix and is a main Boston guy.

    • @Emotionalsavage281
      @Emotionalsavage281 Месяц назад +5

      @@Cbutton naw..... He wasn't. Get off your knees bro.

    • @Emotionalsavage281
      @Emotionalsavage281 Месяц назад

      @@afrodemon8629 naw, get off your knees and let bill burr be. He would have 100000% gone if he was invited. I'm not the one mad that their favorite comedian wasn't invited hahaha... " Get all off fours " gtfoh. You got burr juice on your chin bro

    • @Emotionalsavage281
      @Emotionalsavage281 Месяц назад +1

      @@afrodemon8629 I'm not the one drooling over someone.... Get the bill cream off your mouth and face reality.... Dude wasn't invited lol

  • @JoshuaKnowbuddy-gm1ez
    @JoshuaKnowbuddy-gm1ez Месяц назад +47

    Dude Burr is such a baby these days! Go listen to his Philly crowd work audio, I miss that guy!

    • @user-rl1dp1hz8z
      @user-rl1dp1hz8z Месяц назад +20

      His wife ruined him

    • @GirthySanta
      @GirthySanta Месяц назад +8

      Sad to say it’s true. He’s been different lately.

    • @bigluisjayrogan
      @bigluisjayrogan Месяц назад +1

      The Philly crowd thing is the only funny thing hes done his entire career. I don't get how he's even popular

    • @grabbity
      @grabbity Месяц назад +2

      ​@@user-rl1dp1hz8z so you haven't liked him in 20 years? They got together in 2005 lol.

    • @Steve-ev6vx
      @Steve-ev6vx Месяц назад +1

      ​@@grabbityI never liked him.

  • @JasonEwton
    @JasonEwton 29 дней назад +2

    Bill Burr roasting someone else's head is wild.

  • @TheWorld_2099
    @TheWorld_2099 24 дня назад +1

    My respect for this guy has gone up a whole other level…
    Didn’t even think that was possible

  • @Trozzo
    @Trozzo Месяц назад +44

    Bills wife said no

    • @spencerantoniomarlen-starr3069
      @spencerantoniomarlen-starr3069 Месяц назад

      Shut the fuxk up, you don't know what happened and neither do I.

    • @SunnyDallasRealtor
      @SunnyDallasRealtor Месяц назад +3

      This

    • @pooboi8600
      @pooboi8600 Месяц назад +5

      Nah, Brady was his teams QB for more than a decade. Bro worships Brady

    • @MrBonesbeats
      @MrBonesbeats Месяц назад

      DA+hurrrr... The only reason ppl say he's "whipped" is cuz unlike 99.9% of the ppl that say this shit aren't married, dating, or ever dated a black woman... Ever stop and think he's a little more woke. And he's right it's mostly nerds happy his marriage failed . STFU

    • @user-ri5ex9xl9e
      @user-ri5ex9xl9e 23 дня назад +1

      He's just a Tom Brady fanboy, which makes complete sense Bill is from Boston, Brady was his QB for 15 years, its really simple.

  • @brodysdaddy
    @brodysdaddy 29 дней назад +23

    Translation: he wasn’t asked to be part of the roast.

    • @grassfedcharlie
      @grassfedcharlie 23 дня назад +2

      I agree. He and Tom prob. don’t even know each other

  • @themadking2150
    @themadking2150 19 дней назад

    Such a genuine class act human being.

  • @SwizzleStickMcGee
    @SwizzleStickMcGee Месяц назад +50

    Mommy told little Billy "no."

    • @michaelshelton7196
      @michaelshelton7196 Месяц назад

      The shit was corny as hell Lol why wud he Wana be part of that shit was trash Lol

  • @stevezy4772
    @stevezy4772 Месяц назад +106

    His Wife wouldn’t let him out of the house.

  • @williambowman834
    @williambowman834 20 часов назад

    Lol Bill looks more like a #2 pencil than Payton

  • @zackerygillard8225
    @zackerygillard8225 День назад

    A no. 2 pencil hahaha what a roast

  • @buckaroobonsaitree7488
    @buckaroobonsaitree7488 Месяц назад +87

    Nia said no

  • @jerrybrennan7281
    @jerrybrennan7281 Месяц назад +65

    His wife wouldn’t let him go. She had his balls in her purse.😂😂😂😂 mommy said you can’t go

    • @Hbo99978
      @Hbo99978 Месяц назад +6

      Where's your girl/wife?

    • @darrenholmes4213
      @darrenholmes4213 Месяц назад

      Been that way for years.

    • @michaelshelton7196
      @michaelshelton7196 Месяц назад

      Spoken like somebody that gets no pussy Lol he a millionaire killing in comedy you cook fries at wendys Lmaooo jealousy is a stinky cologne smh

    • @christking85
      @christking85 Месяц назад +2

      @@Hbo99978 Kinda creepy you are asking a man that...

    • @Hbo99978
      @Hbo99978 Месяц назад +5

      @christking85 ur missing the context. Dude was making comments about bills wife. So I asked dude if he even has a women. It's always men with no women that talk shit

  • @zakkmiller8242
    @zakkmiller8242 23 дня назад

    Hard to believe, but Burr is one of the most whole hearted dudes in the business.

  • @DrewMIATL
    @DrewMIATL 7 дней назад

    I knew exactly what Bill was gonna say. Props to him. Those were tasteless jokes.

  • @Doyourownresearch00
    @Doyourownresearch00 Месяц назад +111

    Because he'd have to bring his wife again, and he was afraid she'd do some dumb shit again.

    • @berman5963
      @berman5963 Месяц назад +9

      or... a lot of comedians see roasts as a hacky thing
      even patrice oneal rejected a bunch of comedy central roasts , but took the charlie sheen one because he had respect for him

    • @patpatterson1004
      @patpatterson1004 Месяц назад +12

      ​@@berman5963so Bill doesn't respect Tom? Nice logic 👍

    • @bigluisjayrogan
      @bigluisjayrogan Месяц назад

      ​@@berman5963patrice didn't do it because he didn't respect the roastees but he respected sheen

    • @SkeebleMan-sg9oi
      @SkeebleMan-sg9oi Месяц назад

      Always some trump crybabies lmao somewhere. Go read about how your mans smells like shit and can barely stay awake in court.
      Dummy thinks Bill burr is on their side and not his wifes when it comes to her flipping trump off lol

    • @kevzor64
      @kevzor64 Месяц назад +1

      @@berman5963 sounds like the perfect activity for a hack like bill burr

  • @lawdice6137
    @lawdice6137 26 дней назад

    That's f****** hysterical considering his stand-up routine.....

  • @ILOVEGOOOOOOLD
    @ILOVEGOOOOOOLD 19 дней назад

    his throwaway line about Peyton is better than most comics act

  • @johnmalles2933
    @johnmalles2933 Месяц назад +160

    His wife probably told him no

    • @pdgoblue2518
      @pdgoblue2518 Месяц назад +14

      This ☝️

    • @JuanVic-nr8lu
      @JuanVic-nr8lu Месяц назад +10

      Wife probably hates brady because of trump.

    • @WakandaleezaRazz
      @WakandaleezaRazz Месяц назад +24

      Yall still mad about Nia lmfao 💀 REEEEEEEEE

    • @johnboylan3832
      @johnboylan3832 Месяц назад +6

      @@smbazi Haha, you can't make fun of anyone when you voted for Bidet, and will again. And before you start, I am not even American.

    • @TopBanana09
      @TopBanana09 Месяц назад

      ​@@WakandaleezaRazznot mad, disgusted by her gross skin color

  • @jaredwatt8769
    @jaredwatt8769 Месяц назад +25

    Billy Burr please come back to us

    • @jon8004
      @jon8004 Месяц назад +3

      "Come back to us." Keep framing it that way if it feels good, I guess. He didn't leave you. He never was the person you needed him to be.

    • @michealhaines
      @michealhaines Месяц назад +6

      Did the incel community turn on bill just because Nia flipped off trump or is there more on y'all's mind?

    • @jaredwatt8769
      @jaredwatt8769 Месяц назад

      @@michealhaines Incel, Trump and a ya'll in one sentence. Fuckin golf clap buddy

    • @JustVisiting_
      @JustVisiting_ Месяц назад

      ​@michealhaines yup and they can't get over it. Sensitive as scrotums.

    • @darrenholmes4213
      @darrenholmes4213 Месяц назад +1

      No. Bill went Hollywood when he married her and stopped being funny. That’s all it is. He stopped being funny. Listen to him on the Opie and Anthony show from years ago. Hilarious. He married his wife - he stopped being funny .racial humor was a no no for him. He became a social justice warrior. Still is. He stinks now.

  • @kimih1940
    @kimih1940 23 дня назад

    This guy is really a decent human being

  • @empirion502
    @empirion502 22 дня назад

    That moment when Bill Burr is actually the most calm and reasonable person in the room lol

  • @JohnBlack-kv8us
    @JohnBlack-kv8us Месяц назад +37

    Burr has become a Disney comic

    • @mauricenam5613
      @mauricenam5613 Месяц назад

      This. Pushing the agenda after Disney put him on their payroll. Bill is a sellout.

  • @gamebred88
    @gamebred88 Месяц назад +131

    Bc his wife wouldn’t let him

    • @BigLyfe09
      @BigLyfe09 Месяц назад +4

      Bs

    • @darrenholmes4213
      @darrenholmes4213 Месяц назад +14

      @@BigLyfe09you think it BS. It’s true. He sold out. Years ago.

    • @badimagerybyjohnromine
      @badimagerybyjohnromine Месяц назад +10

      @@darrenholmes4213 Nobody is going to believe you because youre just saying that, either put up some evidence or shut up.

    • @bossallerbosse3817
      @bossallerbosse3817 Месяц назад

      Stop crying.Trump is a big boy he can take a middle finger

    • @GemmaKelly-tw1xm
      @GemmaKelly-tw1xm Месяц назад +3

      Just reposting someone else’s comment there.

  • @friskydjango8626
    @friskydjango8626 29 дней назад

    The Ben Affleck method of roasting where you roast everyone but the roastee

  • @td1253
    @td1253 26 дней назад

    Bill should’ve pulled a Norm and whipped out an old joke book

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran Месяц назад +23

    Bill about to be divorced and it shows
    Calling it.

  • @CptGreenJeans
    @CptGreenJeans Месяц назад +12

    Sounds like he wasn’t offered 😂

  • @Pdubya69GS
    @Pdubya69GS 29 дней назад +16

    Bill didn't want to get roasted. Let's be honest. He's sensitive af.

  • @Atheros541
    @Atheros541 20 дней назад

    Bill Burr proving over the past few weeks that he’s a stand up guy

  • @randallECTRIC
    @randallECTRIC Месяц назад +66

    Lame reasoning by Bill

    • @snezakovic
      @snezakovic 22 дня назад

      If your younger than 15 years maybe , what he did is a sign of class , but it takes one to know one ,skippy

  • @SUP3RBO1
    @SUP3RBO1 Месяц назад +66

    He was shit scared of getting roasted himself. Plenty of subject matter with his wife

    • @paxapunch2708
      @paxapunch2708 Месяц назад

      Man, that broad is living rent free in your head, huh?

    • @o0Donuts0o
      @o0Donuts0o Месяц назад +14

      Exactly this. He doesn’t seem like the type of person that can take roasting.

    • @808kahulaa
      @808kahulaa 29 дней назад

      Best comment so far

    • @adubis4567
      @adubis4567 27 дней назад

      You know his thoughts? Dumb fuck

    • @user-ri5ex9xl9e
      @user-ri5ex9xl9e 23 дня назад

      @@808kahulaa Terrible comment so far. He's just a Tom Brady fanboy and didn't want think he had it in him to roast someone he admired. He's a football fan from Boston, it's not hard to put 2 and 2 together.

  • @eddypeacock4005
    @eddypeacock4005 29 дней назад

    Bill burr is a real one bruh

  • @PiusXulu
    @PiusXulu 24 дня назад

    Bill is a roast legend LOL.

  • @DrPoohBear
    @DrPoohBear Месяц назад +20

    "I wasn't asked." Was the real answer.

    • @SteveMcbrain
      @SteveMcbrain Месяц назад

      No. He just riding the patriots dick too hard

  • @Freeze-ut2jl
    @Freeze-ut2jl Месяц назад +91

    Bill Burr the Bitter Bully

    • @HasanPikerIsADouche
      @HasanPikerIsADouche Месяц назад +6

      How does that make sense? If that were the case, he would've been there

    • @trawsoza2926
      @trawsoza2926 Месяц назад +3

      Down means up for you huh 😂

    • @Freeze-ut2jl
      @Freeze-ut2jl Месяц назад +4

      @@HasanPikerIsADouche Because he hates Kill Tony

    • @paradiddle5150
      @paradiddle5150 Месяц назад +3

      ​@Freeze-ut2jl who gives a shit? Bill Burr hates anyone shitting on comedians, and Kill Tony does that alot. He doesn't respect it, even if they're joking. Just look it up if you don't believe me. Bill Burr is the biggest supporter of comedians, despite how bad they might be or inexperienced.

    • @Steve-ev6vx
      @Steve-ev6vx Месяц назад +1

      ​@@paradiddle5150Well that is dumb. The whole premise of stand up comedy is to make fun of stuff, but they themselves are off limits? 😂

  • @elsassypineapple
    @elsassypineapple 25 дней назад

    Bill refuses to go to the roast and yet still roasts everyone 😂

  • @kristalc.2809
    @kristalc.2809 28 дней назад

    😂Lmaoooo!! Insulting someone by calling them a No.2 pencil OMG 💀

  • @schmo49
    @schmo49 Месяц назад +18

    Real life Bill continues to be a disappointment compared to stage Bill

    • @jonanderson4474
      @jonanderson4474 Месяц назад

      Like he's gonna sht gold just walking about. Why do it free when you can get paid for it.

  • @kuriinaa6969
    @kuriinaa6969 Месяц назад +3

    Bill burr there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time 😂

  • @userknonothing
    @userknonothing 27 дней назад

    If there were 2 Bill Burrs, they would hate one another

  • @user-br2br1rf5e
    @user-br2br1rf5e 24 дня назад +1

    Well we see where Bill finally draws the line🙄

  • @ithedon911
    @ithedon911 Месяц назад +30

    Let's be REAL, Bill! Your wife wouldn't allow you...😂😂😂 What a 🤡

  • @DA-lk5np
    @DA-lk5np Месяц назад +19

    Bill Burr is woke af, and was afraid of the non- woke language being used

    • @bentaft8791
      @bentaft8791 Месяц назад +12

      This is extremely dumb and inaccurate

    • @kellymoxham113
      @kellymoxham113 Месяц назад

      Shit take, not Woke just a Boomer

    • @Steve-ev6vx
      @Steve-ev6vx Месяц назад

      ​@@bentaft8791No it isn't.

    • @smudge1619
      @smudge1619 27 дней назад

      LMAO if you think Burr is woke you have no idea what that means and havent seen his specials. Holy f the internet is full of fucking idiots...
      How about this, dipshit?
      ruclips.net/video/hZdIJZpIiDs/видео.htmlsi=u9XwyKuClsi3dYjI

    • @user-ri5ex9xl9e
      @user-ri5ex9xl9e 23 дня назад

      @@Steve-ev6vx Yes it is.

  • @ChasedRabbit
    @ChasedRabbit 7 дней назад

    Bill’s a real one

  • @dacoldesttaevadoit8993
    @dacoldesttaevadoit8993 14 дней назад

    so pretty much “I like this guy way too much to make jokes about him” top tier glazing

  • @ralphthompson355
    @ralphthompson355 Месяц назад +5

    He didn't want to get roasted himself

  • @thejoshthat
    @thejoshthat Месяц назад +4

    He didn't like the Kill Tony episode he did either

  • @Casablumpkin01
    @Casablumpkin01 14 дней назад

    It’s an important lesson to all that one of the greatest roasters alive is a principled one.

  • @AtomicPineapple23
    @AtomicPineapple23 14 дней назад

    Bill has a good heart. He’s snarky but he’s not an asshole and doesn’t need to make fun of people to make himself feel better

  • @thiggs93
    @thiggs93 Месяц назад +21

    Bill Burr's wife wouldn't let him do it.

    • @Devon.with.an.i
      @Devon.with.an.i 23 дня назад +1

      Source?

    • @ertert4tetert
      @ertert4tetert 23 дня назад

      @@Devon.with.an.i Source is he's making fun of Burr.

    • @Devon.with.an.i
      @Devon.with.an.i 23 дня назад

      @@ertert4tetert went right over my head. I'm guessing his wife did something like this before. I don't follow Bill too closely anymore. She seems nice and definitely more level headed than him lmao

    • @Kingofthekop1
      @Kingofthekop1 22 дня назад

      @@Devon.with.an.iShe flipped off Trump one time so that apparently means Bill is under the thumb of his wife. Trumpist logic.

  • @mikehev222
    @mikehev222 Месяц назад +22

    Old man Bill hasn’t the stomach for it anymore

    • @Steve-ev6vx
      @Steve-ev6vx Месяц назад

      His balls are in his wife's purse now.