Pete Davidson's Best Roast Comebacks 🔥
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2021
- Pete Davidson can always deliver the harshest burn.
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"Don't give up kid, whatever disease you have you can beat it" 🤣 Pete really enjoyed that one
awesome, i can now wait for that punchline and already know it
Yea
Pete’s comebacks to Peyton had me in stitches
Read this comment as he said it😂
@@ravenecho2410 ohh really? Cry about it then
"I guess he has his dad's ashy skin" is a solid line.
1.4k likes but no comments
@@bcfragsome I’ll be the second comment
@@SpideySensez I'll be the third
@@jackieburkhart3268 Fourth here
It's a very deep joke
“Ann Coulter, if you’re here, who’s scaring the crows away from our crops” 😂
I read it as he said it 🤣
That joke is so basic that it's great 😂😂😂
We watched the video mate
“i guess you just have your dads ashy skin” took me OUT
Ong
That was brutal..
@@Ch50304brutally hilarious
The person responsible for Ann Coulter being there is a true genius
and irresponsible at the same time, because of the crops.
How did this happen?
@Talal Qureshi She's a political commentator. A lot of people hate her because she said that 9/11 victim family members didn't deserve to mourn.
@@Casey_and_Cars yeah she’s…odd
@@Casey_and_Cars She was referring to four of them specifically, four that spent great deals of money blaming the United States government. Was she wrong? Obviously. We’re they wrong? Not really. But it’s also disingenuous to suggest that she attacked them for grieving, or that it was more widespread than that.
The anger in Pete’s voice when he’s talking about Ann is so funny
Why is he so angry at her?
@@kristelpi652 because she's Anne Coulter....
Blind hatred is hilarious
Destroyed her.
Kristel Pi: she is notorious for dissing 9/11 survivors and families. She should be ashamed of herself
Pete davidson is something else. He is so talented and funny and I truly think he has the sweetest heart. He took all of that in stride so well.
You're literally just typing words that you type everytime you comment on a celebrity. You have no idea who this dude is... none. And that's so creepy. It's almost like people leave comments expecting that person will read it and call you and make you famous because people just say anything...
He's not funny or clever at all
@@chuckdeuces911 Exactly, Pete Davidson and every other celebrity, wouldn't relieve themselves on her, if she was on fire.
"Funny"😂😂😂
Pete Davidson is a hack. Straight up.
Pete's fake laugh at Ann Coulter is the single most devastating moment
Pete seemed more bothered by Ann’s presence than he was by any of the 9/11 jokes. Absolutely phenomenal
Unlike his father he took that roasting pretty well
@@klipser66 I- can I laugh or-
Who the f is ann?
@@PlraX blonde old woman
When did pushing government propaganda become synonymous with comedy? Sad, sad days that Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin would push back against...not promote for their own career. Davidson is a pathetic hack.
The fact that Pete says "that was dope" after Jimmy's 9/11 joke while the crowd was groaning.
Class act. It's all for the love of comedy
The response to the joke shocked me, I get that its a weird thing to joke about, but i think that is still one of Jimmy's tame jokes
@@darklord279 it's America bud, we can laugh at the joke, but only after a victim.
@@darklord279 Yep. I mean they probably told him a roast was meant to be "dark" so "bring your A game", and that's exactly what Jimmy did.
Jimmy’s humor is always brutal
Game recognize game
"You seem like a nice person but when I talk to you, I don't have fun"
for some reason it's the funniest for me lol
It’s like he wasn’t trying to be funny, he was dead serious 😂💀
shaq: crying with laughter
Pete:
“please don’t eat me..”
I love seeing Shaq laughing so hard he’s crying.
That tissue looks like an microfiber cloth for cleaning glasses in his big hands.
Right :) very contagious laughter.
@@jaimied349 that's actually a full sized beach towel he's using. Hard to tell based on the scale.
Shattering crevices…now I am crying
79 cervixes AND COUNTING
I love how it's jokes with everyone, except with Ann Coulter, you can see in his eyes he's dead serious.
Oh dude if you watch the whole roast they ALL were dead serious with their Ann Coulter jabs.
That's what I thought. It was difficult for him to hide his disdain for her (rightfully so imo)
I like how y'all just assume things but somehow always justify your assumptions
How could anyone even pretend to like that horrible woman? And why tf would anyone invite her to a roast in the first place!?
Goes to so show you he can't take a joke. Well he can if it's scripted.
That Peyton joke was awesome. And Pete's reaction was great
Pete Davidson is one of the funniest most quick witted people on the planet!!
But Hannibal Burgess actually had him genuinely cracking tf up!!!
Great sport Pete!!
Pete is pure trash. If you think all of that is true, I'm sorry...
His roasts with other people: absolutely destroying them
His roasts with Shaq: *i'm so scared, please dont eat me*
Repent to Jesus Christ!!
“Though the mountains be shaken and the hills be removed, yet my unfailing love for you will not be shaken nor my covenant of peace be removed,” says the Lord, who has compassion on you.”
Isaiah 54:10 NIV
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@@praisejesusrepentorlikewis6218 no
BRUNOOOO
He roasted Shaq quite well.
@@praisejesusrepentorlikewis6218 Remember to show Wisdom with your posts,
Spamming the same things everybody would have heard before wont help them as much, although what Lord Christ said is amazing and true, just stating something wont help many people.
“First we had Martha Stewart who sells sheets now we have Ann Coulter who cuts eyeholes in them” that beats the scarecrow joke for me by a long shot💀💀💀
Yes so clever and true 😂
@@demiofniets I didn’t get his joke
@@mohamedayoub1194 everyone is calling her racist. The KKK’s uniform looks like sheets
@@DaltonSmith thank you for explaining ❤️
Golden lol
Jimmy's roast is the most savage thing that's ever been said by a human being to another human being.. and I love it
Carr is ferocious. He regularly roasts hecklers at his stand up shows.
The best part is that Pete clearly loved it.
"Thanks for taking a break from throwing barrels at super Mario" that one got me🤣🤣😭😭😭
You can tell in Pete’s voice he actually meant what he said to Ann Coulter.
Yea its pretty hard to hide bigotry.
@@TheStuckNorris No, don't you get it? She doesn't believe in the EXACT same things as you and I, so it's OK to hate her.
maybe she hadn't spent enough time with minoroties, and once she did and they treated her inclusively, they changed her beliefs about them.
@@jamesteegardner2273 yeah, turns out it's ok to hate racists. Who knew?
💯
That 9/11 joke about roasting Pete’s father was next level
That was insane
Idk how he can laugh at that honestly. Pros for him for being able to disengage like that.
That shoukd not be a joke. Thats just pure Evil..
@L_B42 __ how?
@L_B42 __ what should be known? Some jokes are just of bad taste
"Ann Coulter, if you're here, who's scaring the crows away from our crops?"
This one got me 🤣🤣🤣
Kevin heart laughing at his own jokes is gold
6:41
I feel like he actually likes everybody he roasted there
except for Ann Coulter
Having her on the panel is one of the best trolls ever. It was sooooooo obviously a trap... and she was so desperate to peddle her goofy book that she fell for it. Even funnier is the fact that she really thought for half a second that she could be funny and keep up with professional comedians. The whole spectacle is very meta, as the cool kids said ten or fifteen years ago.
what timestamp is she on?
@@marikamoore3175 5:50
Another shocking fact, Don Lemon doesn't hang out with Jesse Waters at the gay bar either. Tell us something we don't know, Lars.
As he should.
The way Anne Coulter just doesn’t laugh is honestly terrifying
and Pete completely annihilated her lol
You need a soul to understand humor.
Her:😀
She trying to remember if she has enough crosses and lighter fluid to plant in Davidson yard
Her eyes are lifeless and diabolical
5:40 best moment in all roasts when he calls Rob Lowe out for being a perv! 😂
Yeah seems like he meant that one too
Pete’s genuine excitement that a Super Bowl champion roasted him is wholesome.
I love his small "...that was dope" after Jimmy Carr's joke. Like he knew that was gloriously next-level.
I'll be the comment to ruin the like/comment ratio
@@luda.chrisotzz thank you sir
I got you too bro
Pete is so much smarter than people give him credit for
A lot of comedians are smart. Not all of them tho
Smart, caring and hilarious 😂
True
No he isn’t
He's really not though
Peyton Manning 's disease joke was savage. LOL.
Whats funny is NO ONE laughed at anything Ann said, everyone else had the audience going BUT Ann💀
I love how hes laughing at the jokes about himself just as hard as everyone else
He sure didn't laugh at Ann's joke. Probably because he's a Leftist crybaby
When you can hear people insulting you and still be able to laugh about it, that shows class. Go Pete!
@@stephiegee5416 again, he didn't laugh when Coulter jokes. So I guess he doesn't have that much class
I think some of them he was laughing harder.
@@TheSnakehunter Orr because she wasn't funny and they ranged from "falls flat" to "actively bad" ... she did worse than the situation. I wouldn't even think that was possible
I love how he laughs at ALL of the jokes but Ann Coulter's. You can tell he has nothing but contempt for her and he doesn't hold back.
she’s also painfully unfunny
Why did something happen with her?
I dont think anyone in that place laughed
@@juanishernandez6673 Because she was born
Who is she? Legit? I love the way Pete hits her back
Jimmy Carr said in a recent interview that he told the exact same joke about Pete's dad at the Comedy Store a few days prior to this. The crowd reacted disapprovingly, apart from one lonely laugh in the background. He thought, "Oh, that guy really enjoys that joke." And then he really focused on who it was and went, "Oh, it's Pete" He also said he got into more trouble from Comedy Central for his Ann Coulter jokes than the 9/11 joke.
I just love that blank stare Ann has one her face when he calls her a scarecrow
I’ll never get over that who’s guarding the crops bit. I love Pete 😩
what is wrong with you and the hundred people who liked your comment. hes calling her a scarecrow ffs
@@tonywords6713 she is one 💀
@@tonywords6713 thats the joke, and its funny
@@tonywords6713 you think that was the rudest joke in this video, really?
Tonywords, you're correct, she clearly resembles the plow horse.
I love how Pete doesn’t even let anyone have a chance to clap for Ann he just goes straight to a roast. Boss move 6:06
If anything, Pete saved her from the awkward silence because her joke did not land.
@@ATBPjako just like the two planes back in '01
It's because the joke wasn't funny and nobody laughed, lol.
ruclips.net/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/видео.html !
@@picax8398 ow they landed, but on the side of the buildings unfortunately.
The fact that they need to bring up his dad in 9/11 in like every joke is crazy.
It is, but it’s so funny
Peyton Manning won this entire roast. He absolutely killed it.
I love Hannibal so much
He is one of the weirdest people on earth but still ridiculously, cohesively funny even to regular people
He's a gem. So underrated. I hope he never stops stand up.
Hannibal was by far the best bit in this vid!
Seashells by the seashorpheus
“You’re just real…vague mayne”
Hannibal is one of those dudes who no matter how much he will insult you, you just still love the guy. He's hilarious
5:50 lol rob lowe, “I’m coming for you”
Pete isn’t one of my favorite comics but this is such gold. He was on fire.
I think Pete laughed the hardest at Peyton Manning’s joke 😂😂😂
It was by far the best joke in the whole video
best one
that and the jacked up teeth one were great
I was literally dying laughing. Peyton is hilarious
so did i it really caught me off guard and i think it was the best joke of the night..
All those people crying about the 9/11 jokes. Pete is a comedian, he can take those jokes otherwise he wouldn't make them himself. You can tell by his comebacks that he did not take it personal. THEY ARE JOKES. Except the one with Ann Coulter, that one seemed a bit personal though.
Havent seen a single comment about 9/11 jokes in this comment seciton, wdym.
@@szn7548 the crowd
There’s a big difference between joking about oneself and others joking about that same subject. Not all “jokes” are just jokes
yeah but to be fair it got boring pretty quickly, like that's the only thing they can joke about
@@samu2292 It didn't get boring because the jokes were really clever and funny tbh. Just pretty dark, and sad.
I got to give it to him, he's on point with his jokes.
Taking the punches and giving back knockouts nicely done👍🏼🤩💪🏼
the genuine hatred in pete face when ann coulter made the joke ab him and when he roasts her is the best part of this video
I love how nobody laughed at Ann’s jokes. It was so satisfying watching that.
I'm sorry but who is Ann and why does everyone hate her?
@@TheCouto11 idek who she is but im pretty sure shes racist
TheOne i was wondering the same thing 😂
@@TheCouto11 She is a Fox News host and is known for pushing stereotypically racist and xenophobic views, typical white supremacist.
@@thestardust333 shes EXTREMELY racist and anti semitic and homophobic. Shes a horrible person
"This is not the roast of Pet Davidson's father... that was in 2001."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fact Pete Yelling HEYYYY you guys Cracked me up of what he said to Peyton LOL
I'm actually very impressed with Pete Davidson. I've heard he battles mental health issues. He does so by keeping on keeping on. He's putting one foot in front of his other and staying productive on his tasks rather than being stuck and wallowing.
Pete: You are like your dad. Thanks for being braver than most. I think your dad would be proud of you and I hope you live long and continue to prosper 🖖🏽👍🏽🙏🏽
Everyone struggles with mental health issues
Josh Teb: TRUE
@@joshie9120 no hate but people struggle with it worse then others
Bryce Bowen: ALSO TRUE
If you’re reading this Jesus Christ loves you unconditionally and He will never leave you 💛💛💛
The absolute terror in Pete's voice when he says "Please don't eat me" is hilarious. I replayed that clip like 6 times
Don't blame him
Such an underrated joke by him
6:05 this was the best 🤣🔥
Bruh, when he said “who’s scaring the crows” away from our crops, that had me dying bruh 😂
It's wild how they got off so many dad jokes and he was a trooper about it, but his whole energy shifted when dealing with Ann lol
They are told exactly what jokes will be made about them and or what subject jokes will be about regarding themselves before filming, and can approve them or not. So sure he was a troope, but he knew what was going to be said and signed off on it. Any CS roast fan knows that
@@czhaok it's kinda weird to approve joke and do that too her, but I guess it wouldn't be a roast if they didn't have one "not funny" or "unlikeable" person; if he already knew and signed off than he wasn't really a trooper he's doing his job...but I guess you already knew that too huh
Seeing Kevin laugh at Pete's jokes is just so amazing to watch 😂😂😍😍
Couldn't agree more !
petes better comedian thats why
Hop off those kevin nuts
Pete’s roasts are phenomenal. 😂😂
That Jimmy Carr joke lives with me forever 🤣🤣
What part did you start crying laughing at? Mine was when Pete Davidson called Ann coulter a scarecrow and the camera panned to her and she looked *exactly* like a scarecrow
For me it was when he called Kevin Hart Shaq's d*ck
😂😂😂
@@peyton4895 I didn't get that one :$
Xactly
@@tam6753 shak is so big Kevin heart is so short he can be as long as his divk
I like how before every roast, pete talks about how much he loves who he's roasting.
...Except for Ann Coulter.
@5135sh haha right!
Cause he does. Lots of them are his buddies
The interaction between pete and jimmy are both savage and wholesome
8:45 is his best comeback.
So we are supposed to ignore Rob agreed to sleep with a 16 yr old and everyone laughs and jokes about it. Im glad Pete Davidson brought it up.
Hilarious how he was like "you did that... You know you did"
times have changed bro
I think I hear him saying " I disagree with that" in the background.
Exactly what I was thinking.
@@ginettealvarez4926 he says, "I'm coming for you". If you're referring to around 5:45
Can we get a video of everyone roasting Ann Coulter
+1
Just look up, "The Roast of Rob Lowe", the first video should do the trick. :)
Does youtube have a video length limit???
ruclips.net/video/zwoGrDa5g2c/видео.html
Does Pete hates her right? He was no hiding it.Funny.
He snapped so hard 🤣🤣👏👏
i love pete bruh he’s so sweet
I love how pete treats ppl making jokes about his dad. Its like you've got full pass to make the joke BUT Pete is coming for you in the clapback 😂😂
The best part isn't any of the roasts, is just Nikki trying to not burst laughing when he said the scarecrow one to Ann Coulter
That made me laugh even harder! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@sergiovelasquez8525 yep, exactly 😂😂
“Please don’t eat me” sounded so genuine like he actually sounded scared 💀
6:06 I love how his arm twitches as he finishes the joke and the way he glares at her like he's expecting an answer.
Jimmy car is an absolute savage
Cheese
And Pete seemed like he liked the joke.
Carr, you're welcome
He absolutely owned everyone here. :D
The Jeff Dunham joke about him was hilarious though.
8:59 Is Shaq wiping his eyes with Kevin Hart’s bedsheets?
criminally underrated comment
😂😂😂
JAILTIME
i love how pete's roasts always include a nice lil compliment somewhere in them
“The super bowl is what Peyton’s mom had to use to cut his hair when he was younger.” That could be the best line I have heard.
I love how Peyton Manning really got Pete to laugh. Manning has great delivery.
I thought his joke was the best out of all.
“I’m not the only athlete up here. As you know, earlier this year Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby”
Legendary status lol, Peyton isn’t even a comedian but that just might be my favorite roast of all time
Can you please give context?
@@sirah1282 the kentucky dirby is a horse race. he called her a horse.
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I didn’t know Pete was so funny. I like him even more 😂
“snoop dogg and ludicrous are here. i’d be freaking out if i was 38” 😭😭😭👏🏻👏🏻
*Ludacris 😂
You know that bothered Luda 😂😂
Peyton Manning’s put down on Davidson is probably the funniest one there, if he came up w that himself that’s very impressive
Peyton is a hilarious dude
I almost spit out my drink on that one
Peyton delivered that so clean I was dying 😂
That were some quick come backs. Got chuckle after almost all of them.
That 9/11 joke must have had prior permission to be used by Davidson himself. Imagine if that situation applied to Will Smith….🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pete vs Ann is giving strong Holt vs Wuntch energy
Yesssss
nine nineeeee
Literally realised how similar to the hades joke the scarecrow joke is lol
Bought a smile to my wee face seeing this reference. Noice
"If you're here, then who is guarding Hades?" 🔥🔥🔥
"please dont eat me" 🤣🤣🤣
"Thanks for taking to throw barrels at Super Mario brother to be here." Loved that joke!
pete has got to be my best laughs so far
Let's be honest petes delivery was the best his come back were cold and the funniest one there lol
british dude: *makes somewhat horrific 9/11 joke that could be considered insensitive but was really frickin funny*
crowd: *speechless*
pete: that was dope:)
British dude....
Jimmy Carr is so brutal. Love him.
"British dude" bro thats Jimmy Carr 💀 hes one of the most famous comedians currently alive
"Somewhat horrific" is a fantastic line. 😂
Ann Coulter: on stage
Pete Davidson: *can’t she just die*
Love the way Anne never laughs at any of their jokes and is just seething in anger
They weren't jokes. Trust me, Pete meant it when he called her a C--- . She's said some pretty awful things to hurt him.
@@nicolewagner6549 and she deserves it tbh
5:07 Rob Lowe’s laugh just shows how deep down he knows Pete’s spitting facts 😂
I love all the interactions with Jewel he had. Hella wholesome for some reason
Hahaha What I love about these comedians is that they also laugh at themselves. Great sportsmanship! 😁😊
Pete: Macaulay Culkin looks worst than I thought
David: 😂😂😂 wait
Rob lowe's reaction to jimmy car's pete Davidson's dad joke is quite wholesome. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Barely an inconvenience
That was brutal
Peyton’s just there to read his pre written jokes and cash his check lol he didn’t even know who he was
Payton Manning joke was hilarious & petes comebacks are legendary.
Every time someone made a joke about Pete you could see in his eyes him planning their roast
"if I was 38 I'd be freaking out right now" idk why that one made me laugh the most.
"You're just real vague man" hannibal's comedy just sounds like someone's thoughts while high
I love how Pete can laugh at the jokes at his expense