True Confessions with John Mulaney and Pete Davidson

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  • Опубликовано: 27 фев 2019
  • John Mulaney, Pete Davidson and Jimmy play a game where they take turns confessing a random fact before interrogating each other to determine who was telling the truth.
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  • @asafupps
    @asafupps 3 года назад +12040

    “WHO?”
    “It’s country music”
    “Oh”

  • @fifthseas0n
    @fifthseas0n 4 года назад +16177

    “I should read the email” LMFAOOO PETE AGREEING TO SOMETHING AND HE AINT EVEN KNOW WHAT HE’S GETTING INTO 😂

    • @mangos2888
      @mangos2888 4 года назад +83

      The Chad skits...

    • @Shishiriously
      @Shishiriously 4 года назад +156

      Going to Steely Dan not knowing it's a band

    • @kaeleycrowe7853
      @kaeleycrowe7853 3 года назад +73

      This is how he lives he whole life! 😂

    • @Maussiegamer
      @Maussiegamer 3 года назад +62

      hey wanna go to jamaica?
      pete: frick yes

    • @katiee4396
      @katiee4396 3 года назад +20

      Shishir Srivastava when he thought Steely Dan was a comedian

  • @Bella-wb3yw
    @Bella-wb3yw 3 года назад +17814

    John: Full suit
    Pete: Looks like he's at mcdonalds at 2 am

    • @geenobby1164
      @geenobby1164 3 года назад +173

      My thoughts exactly😂😭 McDonald's or some random after party😂

    • @CxrlJ
      @CxrlJ 3 года назад +19

      Why is there only one comment lol

    • @JustinHeideman
      @JustinHeideman 3 года назад +87

      Pretty much how both of them always dress lol

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 3 года назад +22

      everybody's gotta have a schtick.

    • @Dennis-rl7ni
      @Dennis-rl7ni 3 года назад +6

      Hes awesome

  • @brooke5311
    @brooke5311 3 года назад +32109

    love how they were so surprised when Pete went to Jamaica but when John's neighbor was a cannibal they just agreed.

    • @g0tst1ngs
      @g0tst1ngs 3 года назад +1165

      Also love the low-key "we all know you're an alcoholic, Jimmy" vibes when Jimmy read his lol

    • @omg-kb8oc
      @omg-kb8oc 3 года назад +430

      ... it’s probably armie hammer

    • @derlycalza5949
      @derlycalza5949 3 года назад +88

      It's cause who he went with thats why haha

    • @What_if_i_dont
      @What_if_i_dont 3 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @ThatColin
      @ThatColin 3 года назад +22

      Fehking spoiled it.

  • @maryofbears6252
    @maryofbears6252 3 года назад +21428

    A teenager, his over-enthusiastic father, and a time-travelling lawyer walk into an interrogation room...

    • @herinecat
      @herinecat 3 года назад +160

      this.

    • @perkushin
      @perkushin 3 года назад +297

      Time traveled from like the 50s where the men talked in that higher range voice in the radio dramas.

    • @emmadavis1584
      @emmadavis1584 3 года назад +110

      Diametrically opposed foes...

    • @firstnamelastname6016
      @firstnamelastname6016 3 года назад +67

      @@emmadavis1584 they emerged with a compromise having opened doors that were previously closed, bros?

    • @emmadavis1584
      @emmadavis1584 3 года назад +57

      @@firstnamelastname6016 The immigrant emerges with unprecedented financial power a system he can shape however he wants the Virginians emerge with the nation's capital and here's the pièce de résistance

  • @thecomidicpenguin
    @thecomidicpenguin 4 года назад +18637

    The fact that both of Mulaney’s parents are lawyers really jumped out here huh

    • @bernicebravo12
      @bernicebravo12 4 года назад +913

      @craisins 86 the way he was asking questions almost sounded like he was really interrogating them..

    • @rattatattattattat2027
      @rattatattattattat2027 4 года назад +477

      His voice went to this tone that was like straight facts, NY. No. Yes.

    • @WaywardAngel13
      @WaywardAngel13 4 года назад +356

      "John, this is what you've been training for."

    • @TheWinstonSlip
      @TheWinstonSlip 4 года назад +268

      “This toothbrush is BONE dry.”

    • @laylrin4691
      @laylrin4691 3 года назад +78

      @Band&Marvel Geek he's had practice did you not remember Princess Diana and Tyler and the bench

  • @TheDemonRespawn
    @TheDemonRespawn 3 года назад +5519

    This is the world’s weirdest AA meeting

    • @angelic_stargaze
      @angelic_stargaze 3 года назад +10

      Fuck you.

    • @dri_marie9615
      @dri_marie9615 3 года назад +59

      @@angelic_stargaze Ya need to chill Ayding, take a Vicodin

    • @jlondon1441
      @jlondon1441 2 года назад +52

      I loved the bit of “why?” “Because we’ve all been there”. Definitely three guys who have been known to indulge in the past.

    • @sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375
      @sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375 2 года назад +14

      No kidding. Because of COVID a family member of mine has been going to virtual meetings and some of the stories I have overheard have been insane!

    • @firstnamelastname6016
      @firstnamelastname6016 2 года назад +6

      @@angelic_stargaze take a little Pete Davidson and chillax, my man

  • @LoveyRockHowell
    @LoveyRockHowell 3 года назад +5626

    I feel like these are the human embodiments of weed, cocaine and alcohol and i am dying to see the animated version

    • @sharanyadayal9699
      @sharanyadayal9699 3 года назад +297

      Pete, John and Jimmy respectively 🤪

    • @LoveyRockHowell
      @LoveyRockHowell 3 года назад +23

      @@sharanyadayal9699 oh 💯

    • @apertureAI-jw1iz
      @apertureAI-jw1iz 3 года назад +61

      It's funny because John actually tried cocaine before.

    • @lennibizzle
      @lennibizzle 3 года назад +304

      @@apertureAI-jw1iz "tried"

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 3 года назад +35

      John's not wired enough tho. if this is him coked out he must be comatose normally. John maybe is Martinis, while Jimmy might be coke but with like a Xanex chaser.

  • @jayjitsuu
    @jayjitsuu 4 года назад +54498

    Pete and John look like brothers who went in 2 very different directions after high school but both ended up in the same place.

    • @sabrinaly2942
      @sabrinaly2942 4 года назад +1369

      How is this so accurate💀

    • @VintageNarwhal
      @VintageNarwhal 4 года назад +269

      Lmao me and my brothers fs

    • @e.9874
      @e.9874 4 года назад +1046

      ironically john is the one who actually spent his youth doing crackcocaine lol

    • @jayjitsuu
      @jayjitsuu 4 года назад +266

      Finn everyone who wears suits as much as John has done it 😂

    • @harlequin5664
      @harlequin5664 4 года назад +324

      @@e.9874 but now he's afraid to get a flu shot, people change!

  • @saracarr3382
    @saracarr3382 4 года назад +11423

    "His voice is like, what interrogation is" classic

    • @supremeslayer1719
      @supremeslayer1719 3 года назад +62

      Pete and John look like brothers who went in 2 very different directions after high school but both ended up in the same place.

    • @thatguy720
      @thatguy720 Год назад +3

      @@supremeslayer1719 Twins separated at birth. One grew up with a rich family, the other grew up with…uhh….let’s just end it there

  • @crm1301
    @crm1301 3 года назад +2980

    I'm not saying that John's cannibal neighbor was Armie Hammer, I'm just saying that I've never seen John's cannibal neighbor and Armie Hammer in a room together.

    • @hinotolikoso1876
      @hinotolikoso1876 2 года назад +20

      sus

    • @binx414
      @binx414 2 года назад +20

      👀

    • @lokilaufeyson234
      @lokilaufeyson234 2 года назад +6

      Yeah that's way too sus

    • @jalisa.__3976
      @jalisa.__3976 2 года назад +4

      I love this comment 😂

    • @GrandLilith
      @GrandLilith 5 месяцев назад +2

      I know it's a joke, but Armie Hammer never even got arrested. That old money really does make things go away even in this age of social media where everyone knows what happened.

  • @oliverstvchannel6442
    @oliverstvchannel6442 3 года назад +4413

    "Where did the evening start?"
    "New York."
    "YES. It's true."
    That was GOLD. When you put Pete and John in a room, it makes everything better.

    • @marcelamunoz556
      @marcelamunoz556 2 года назад +1

      Qqqqqqqq

    • @r0sewat3r
      @r0sewat3r 2 года назад +10

      literally the best part.

    • @joesr31
      @joesr31 2 года назад +7

      Must have happened a lot lol

    • @markavolberding
      @markavolberding Год назад

      That's because Jimmy is an alcoholic, and he is sitting at a table with two addicts. 99.99% sure John and Pete have done the exact same thing- started with a drink, a pill, or a line, and then woken up a day or two later in a different city.

    • @abrielrobertsson4160
      @abrielrobertsson4160 Год назад

      It's true because Jimmy is an alcoholic and he knew it's his thing.

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 4 года назад +8328

    2:46
    “What message boards are you on?”
    “I’m not on these! ....My neighbors and friends are.”
    Underrated joke lmao

    • @oliviatrippeer8909
      @oliviatrippeer8909 4 года назад +4

      Rafael Enriquez nah ha e you seen his new kids Netflix special (I forget what’s called but it’s set up like a kids show like Barney)

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 4 года назад +11

      I knw right!!!!! I expected more laughs!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @boobies8658
      @boobies8658 4 года назад +2

      Olivia Trippeer the lunch bunch kids?

    • @youslut
      @youslut 4 года назад +20

      It's more an encompass of his humor. He throws them out like that regularly lol

    • @michaelchinchen
      @michaelchinchen 4 года назад +9

      This just proves Mulaney has them both beat. His joke wooshed right past their heads.

  • @jenniemeal
    @jenniemeal 5 лет назад +25753

    "No. He never said to me in the elevator, 'guess what?'"

    • @valeriaalvarez2920
      @valeriaalvarez2920 4 года назад +138

      1:21

    • @bronte4991
      @bronte4991 4 года назад +221

      so were the people he was going to eat

    • @avab1309
      @avab1309 4 года назад +9

      bronte lord hopefully

    • @jetsetstunna
      @jetsetstunna 4 года назад +6

      bronte lord sometimes people pay to be eaten. so. maybe not.

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 4 года назад +16

      "So he said, I'm going to EAT you!!" -- spoken in John Mulaney voice.

  • @angelluang2705
    @angelluang2705 3 года назад +2847

    Was John Mulaney’s neighbor Armie Hammer??

    • @bumblebee6469
      @bumblebee6469 3 года назад +134

      I DIGGED to find this 😭

    • @kaitlynnichole476
      @kaitlynnichole476 3 года назад +9

      Why would it be Armie Hammer? I’m genuinely curious.

    • @kenziemarch425
      @kenziemarch425 3 года назад +95

      @@kaitlynnichole476 I could go into it, but if you just google his name right now I’m sure the top 20 results will answer this question better than I could

    • @poopoo2536
      @poopoo2536 3 года назад +5

      DHHSJSFSHSHSH

    • @harryr5785
      @harryr5785 3 года назад +11

      nawt armie hammer😭

  • @jerhatfield1
    @jerhatfield1 3 года назад +587

    I like how Pete going to Jamaica with Lorne is the most WTF story to these three, when one of them literally told a true story about living in a building with a cannibal.

    • @gabe4u22
      @gabe4u22 Год назад

      Is because you now know why Pete Davidson is still famous and not irrelevant.

  • @todayjackdo7036
    @todayjackdo7036 4 года назад +8016

    "A man, your senior, goes, that kid, Jamaica"

  • @julesking1303
    @julesking1303 3 года назад +24337

    “Do you remember the Cannibal Cop”
    **several women in the audience** “YES”
    and that’s on True Crime demographics

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 3 года назад +270

      There were docs on that case so I'm surprised more people didn't know. When he mentioned New York and Cannibalism I immediately thought of the Cannibal Cop. Didn't know others were caught up in it as well.

    • @willgowan1423
      @willgowan1423 3 года назад +154

      3/4 of a gay man and bored adult women are pretty much the same demographic in my opinion

    • @V_Padilha
      @V_Padilha 3 года назад +108

      And that woman was Bill Hader. True story

    • @azoozsaoud2470
      @azoozsaoud2470 3 года назад +40

      Pete and John look like brothers who went in 2 very different directions after high school but both ended up in the same place.
      Update: time for the typical “omg you guy I didn’t think this comment would blow up like this! thanks so much the likes!” edit

    • @sakirarose5433
      @sakirarose5433 3 года назад +35

      pete: a simple hoodie and black sweatpants
      john: a full on s u i t

  • @areonai1483
    @areonai1483 3 года назад +839

    the fact that Mulaney clearly wanted to keep talking about Pete's trip when the segment ended sends me every time

  • @elianamarshall9333
    @elianamarshall9333 3 года назад +622

    my favorite part is “that’s ✨hollywood✨”

  • @laurenmarzocca3903
    @laurenmarzocca3903 5 лет назад +18060

    "he was quiet...but he was so hungry."

    • @MicaelaBonner
      @MicaelaBonner 5 лет назад +13

      Lauren Marzocca I just wanted to be the 1000th like

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 4 года назад +50

      He had to keep his mouth shut… to keep himself from eating John 😈.

    • @mariamatsumura5934
      @mariamatsumura5934 4 года назад +2

      Lauren Marzocca 🤣🤣🤣

    • @4nando234
      @4nando234 4 года назад +12

      He was probrably at the Salt and Pepper Diner with John

    • @arimfshapiro7907
      @arimfshapiro7907 4 года назад +8

      Mulaney is the comic genius of the decade.

  • @marinamoger
    @marinamoger 3 года назад +40012

    how crazy is john’s life to the point where he had a cannibalistic neighbor and it’s NEVER been in a stand up routine

    • @luvtori4447
      @luvtori4447 3 года назад +518

      it has? i feel like it has but maybe it was a fever dream lmao

    • @marinamoger
      @marinamoger 3 года назад +292

      tori gonzo maybe you could find it on youtube but it’s never been in one of his big ones

    • @luvtori4447
      @luvtori4447 3 года назад +169

      Marina Moger damn idk why but i have this vivid memory of watching a scene where he talks about it? maybe i’m just crazy lmao

    • @marinamoger
      @marinamoger 3 года назад +25

      @@luvtori4447 idk maybe i missed it lmao

    • @clareclaxton5060
      @clareclaxton5060 3 года назад +163

      Oh he had another one two! Twice his neighbor was a cannibal

  • @mariaeliza17
    @mariaeliza17 3 года назад +902

    the way john is just staring at pete in pure shocked confusion while he tells them how he ended up in Jamaica with lorne is absolutely sending mw

  • @br44t
    @br44t 3 года назад +625

    john looks like an worried but kindhearted unforgiving lawyer and jimmy looks like his enthusiastic dad and pete is their child that goes through at least six identity crisis a month but is getting better

  • @cautionhazardous2236
    @cautionhazardous2236 4 года назад +23598

    I want Pete Davidson and John Mulaney to have a show together where they’re just themselves

    • @ltucker8
      @ltucker8 4 года назад +555

      They could do a podcast, and have bill hader with them

    • @ericlin2311
      @ericlin2311 4 года назад +60

      They already had Chad Horror Movie

    • @celion5798
      @celion5798 4 года назад +11

      Eric Lin and uncle meme

    • @ElTurbinado
      @ElTurbinado 4 года назад +4

      Caution Hazardous me too but without pete

    • @taylorf.1259
      @taylorf.1259 4 года назад +2

      Luke Tucker oh my god yes

  • @GP-ci8qt
    @GP-ci8qt 5 лет назад +9415

    John Mulaney's life must be wild if he was the neighbor of a cannibal and he never did stand up about it

    • @theredheadsaidNYC
      @theredheadsaidNYC 4 года назад +186

      no, that's just living in New York. :) (spoken as a former New Yorker)

    • @rosebud5788
      @rosebud5788 4 года назад +63

      i swear he talked about it somewhere before though

    • @dinam651
      @dinam651 4 года назад +56

      I am aware of this news story. The guy was conspiring to commit acts of rape and cannibalism but the FBI busted him before he had a chance

    • @danielvera3731
      @danielvera3731 4 года назад

      I remember watching this cannibal story on crime watch daily #facts

    • @mollydougherty6996
      @mollydougherty6996 4 года назад +14

      He actually did!! I saw his standup and he told an extended version of this story. :)

  • @beltop5
    @beltop5 Год назад +203

    Pete and John are like if the same person was raised in two different universes in different families

  • @Jack-yl9qh
    @Jack-yl9qh 4 года назад +5025

    John: “I once killed a member of the royal family.”

  • @videoaddict961
    @videoaddict961 5 лет назад +14461

    "So Cannibalism totally illegal at this point"...I miss the 80s

    • @estrellagutierrez1198
      @estrellagutierrez1198 5 лет назад +247

      waitaminute

    • @vulc1
      @vulc1 4 года назад +130

      Didn't you get it, cannibalism was illegal in NYC, but no one said was illegal in LA

    • @rosericorico4980
      @rosericorico4980 4 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @justinbel68
      @justinbel68 4 года назад +17

      Anthony Hopkins joined the chat, with his 1991 Academy Award.

    • @rfrost4708
      @rfrost4708 4 года назад +9

      The FBI wants to know your location.

  • @sara.sharma
    @sara.sharma 3 года назад +807

    just two men and an asian-american woman playing a game of true confessions

    • @oasis4ever718
      @oasis4ever718 3 года назад

      Uhhhh no

    • @sara.sharma
      @sara.sharma 3 года назад +41

      @@oasis4ever718 so you’re clearly not a john mulaney fan huh?

    • @emmatierney6992
      @emmatierney6992 3 года назад +21

      @@sara.sharma she’s not in the John Mulaney club

    • @oliverd7021
      @oliverd7021 3 года назад +10

      this comment made me very happy

    • @haleywalker6508
      @haleywalker6508 3 года назад +2

      STOP SHGSHSHS

  • @misslarkinreed
    @misslarkinreed 2 года назад +270

    "So, cannibalism is totally illegal at this point." Sometimes, rarely, Jimmy is hilarious.

  • @ryn5907
    @ryn5907 3 года назад +13939

    John looked seriously concerned when he found out Pete's one lmao

    • @winnieb3324
      @winnieb3324 3 года назад +125

      Really tho and the music in the back fitted well

    • @AndresGarcia-ts3cf
      @AndresGarcia-ts3cf 3 года назад +463

      He looked upset and jealous, because after Pete said he was 20 and only his first year him and Fallon both said no way, no one is that close to Lorne so early. Lol but the way Pete described it, it was more like right place right time.

    • @angelfranklynn2702
      @angelfranklynn2702 3 года назад +6

      can’t wait to get to that part !!:O

    • @ashleerenaelarsen8543
      @ashleerenaelarsen8543 3 года назад +1

      @@winnieb3324 huh?

    • @calebk9111
      @calebk9111 3 года назад +232

      I would be concerned too. It sounds shady on Lorne's part. He shouldn't be giving the rookie special treatment, especially since it's so personal.

  • @bunnicula7763
    @bunnicula7763 4 года назад +10234

    John: had a cannibal neighbor
    jimmy: woke up in Nashville
    Pete: I went to Jamaica with Lorne Michaels
    Jimmy and John: WOOOOAAHHHHH

  • @nataliacontreras8490
    @nataliacontreras8490 3 года назад +360

    Im having a major Pete Davidson phase right now and I’m not mad

  • @kerryegan3091
    @kerryegan3091 3 года назад +210

    “You’ve probably told me this before....”
    “I haven’t, I’ve lived a full life. There’s many stories.” John 😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰

  • @CasehBaltehmoe
    @CasehBaltehmoe 4 года назад +4727

    “And we hAVE NOT SPOKEN SINce”

  • @rachelsecurro772
    @rachelsecurro772 4 года назад +5483

    Pete and John need their own show. I could listen to their banter 24/7.

    • @eudorasmith3283
      @eudorasmith3283 3 года назад +23

      I believe they have a podcast

    • @katee3235
      @katee3235 3 года назад +5

      Brinadette Smith what’s it called

    • @zacharyl657bananas7
      @zacharyl657bananas7 3 года назад +1

      @@eudorasmith3283 what’s the name

    • @eudorasmith3283
      @eudorasmith3283 3 года назад +2

      @@zacharyl657bananas7 I was wrong, it’s John Mulaney and Nick Kroll

    • @jf4584
      @jf4584 3 года назад +8

      Call it stoners and suits

  • @andrewtaylor7981
    @andrewtaylor7981 3 года назад +158

    “I’m going to Jamaica, do you wanna come?”
    “Fuck yeah dude” 🤣🤣🤣 it’s just that simple, I love it. 😂 that’s such a Pete Davidson response lol

  • @later5117
    @later5117 2 года назад +65

    "he was quiet, but he was so hungry-"
    This man is just hilarious

  • @sais8681
    @sais8681 4 года назад +17554

    This shouldve been 30 mins atleast. Best "true confessions" bit for me.

    • @elizabethflood3612
      @elizabethflood3612 4 года назад +160

      I know, I want to hear more stories

    • @bell1297
      @bell1297 4 года назад +144

      True confessions always feels more comfortable than the actual interviews

    • @shellymese
      @shellymese 3 года назад +43

      They also should have read off the lies

    • @najlasmith8933
      @najlasmith8933 3 года назад +3

      😂😂🤣

    • @guilhermefranco2930
      @guilhermefranco2930 3 года назад +11

      Before watching the video, I thought it was a rip off of Stephen Colbert's midnight confessions.
      After watching, I can say it's totally different and I was going to look like a total ass if I wrote that

  • @jrmiles5437
    @jrmiles5437 5 лет назад +6975

    I feel like Jimmy seems alot less fake around other comedians, he must be much more comfortable than if it was some random celebrity

    • @guttedgirl9872
      @guttedgirl9872 4 года назад +40

      Didn’t he use to be a comedian? I don’t think he’s uncomfortable around other comedians pfft

    • @joshwaterman5526
      @joshwaterman5526 4 года назад +330

      Bill Haders bitch that’s literally what he said in his comment 🤦‍♂️ he said he’s more comfortable around comedians pfft.

    • @laylaabdulmateen-el6741
      @laylaabdulmateen-el6741 4 года назад +25

      @@guttedgirl9872 I love your username like same babe🤭

    • @FALL-LAFF-7477
      @FALL-LAFF-7477 4 года назад +3

      Which Jimmy?

    • @jamiedaronco2385
      @jamiedaronco2385 4 года назад +170

      he’s comfortable around these guys because of snl. u can notice he seems a lot more genuine in his interviews with other snl cast members

  • @annushankar3032
    @annushankar3032 3 года назад +474

    POV: you’re watching the cannibal segment days after the Armie Hammer thing

  • @itzelgallardo3592
    @itzelgallardo3592 3 года назад +131

    “that’s hollywood” *does finger guns* 😂 i’ve found my new favorite quote

  • @Star-ie8br
    @Star-ie8br 3 года назад +4020

    "A man, your senior, goes 'that kid- Jamaica.'" 6:43
    So good xD

    • @ciku5179
      @ciku5179 3 года назад +28

      The way I don't want to like this comment because it's at the perfect 100 likes

  • @MH-yj4qq
    @MH-yj4qq 5 лет назад +5518

    John Mulaney looked hurt that Lorne never asked him to Jamaica

    • @HopeUnquenchable
      @HopeUnquenchable 4 года назад +280

      “I...really want that to be a lie.”😂

    • @sscullyjasc
      @sscullyjasc 4 года назад +320

      I think his next sentence showed why he was worried. He said you in your 20s is asked by a senior executive to join him in Jamaica

    • @kirstygunn4523
      @kirstygunn4523 4 года назад +156

      Lorne has a soft spot for pete hes even helped him get in to rehab ( i think more than once)he treats him like a son.

    • @Nix-281
      @Nix-281 4 года назад +7

      Same with Fallon xD

    • @avamiller1245
      @avamiller1245 4 года назад +2

      @@kirstygunn4523 that's nice.

  • @hanasdm
    @hanasdm 3 года назад +145

    John Mulaney was genuinely shocked at Pete’s story. Look at his face! He was speechless

    • @rebekaht3077
      @rebekaht3077 3 года назад

      Hopefully that's not what caused him to relapse.

  • @_kellyfurman
    @_kellyfurman 2 года назад +152

    Jimmy and John: oh yeah [country music singer]
    Pete, embodying Gen Z spirit: *WHO*

  • @riptidemonzarc3103
    @riptidemonzarc3103 4 года назад +4297

    Also, John's look of confused betrayal when Pete read out his card

    • @sereenakarsou3319
      @sereenakarsou3319 4 года назад +159

      Yesss Lorne kept Mullaney on for a long time and produced his show so this definitely looked like shock/jealousy 🤣

    • @simsamsammie
      @simsamsammie 3 года назад +2

      +

    • @Emma.Evolve
      @Emma.Evolve 3 года назад +91

      I read his face more as concerned

    • @fan2fics389
      @fan2fics389 3 года назад +31

      He thought some things were going down in Jamaica 😂😭

    • @babandeeprathore
      @babandeeprathore 3 года назад +22

      Both of them looked jealous lol

  • @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484
    @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 3 года назад +21020

    This looks like two gay fathers that aren’t mad at their son, just disappointed.

  • @chasefollett4107
    @chasefollett4107 3 года назад +133

    I love how generally shocked Mulaney was that Pete went to Jamaica with Loren

  • @amandamarshall1485
    @amandamarshall1485 3 года назад +85

    It’s actually kinda a sweet story. A senior successful man seeing a like-able guy who grew up without a dad and not a lot of money and asking “you wanna go on a vacation?”

  • @emmalee1374
    @emmalee1374 4 года назад +2871

    “but i didn’t wanna be like,, me around him” same, pete, same

    • @rosecoloredbby
      @rosecoloredbby 4 года назад +36

      That's me around people in general lmao honey I'm reserved as hell

    • @TG-jp3tc
      @TG-jp3tc 4 года назад +24

      I've never identified with a celebrity more.

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 3 года назад +4

      @@TG-jp3tc was gonna type the exact same thing

  • @dinam651
    @dinam651 4 года назад +6159

    Based on John Mulaney's story, his former neighbor was my high school librarian. He got 15 years in jail. Planned cannibalism was one of numerous crimes of which he was convicted. Small world ...

    • @Antec121
      @Antec121 4 года назад +372

      He was a cop, HS librarian, and a cannbal? Busy guy

    • @TheRobotoon
      @TheRobotoon 4 года назад +645

      @@Antec121 his neighbor was messaging the cannibal cop but wasnt the cannibal cop himself. Just another cannibal.

    • @saiyedahnayra5037
      @saiyedahnayra5037 4 года назад +15

      Dina M Stuyvesant hs?

    • @dinam651
      @dinam651 4 года назад +36

      @@saiyedahnayra5037 yes Stuyvesant alum class of 2010 :)

    • @saiyedahnayra5037
      @saiyedahnayra5037 4 года назад +69

      Dina M this is so crazy! im class of 2022 and our English teacher told us this story

  • @elliegd
    @elliegd 3 года назад +28

    “he was quiet, but he was so hungry” 😂😂

  • @DUTCHESS924
    @DUTCHESS924 3 года назад +25

    “He never said to me in the elevator, ‘guess what? I might be a cannibal!’.” 😂

  • @amberthemagnificent7259
    @amberthemagnificent7259 5 лет назад +7099

    "Where did you start?"
    "New York"
    ....
    "It's true"
    Damnnnnn gottem on the first question lmao 🤣

    • @artepjan
      @artepjan 4 года назад +53

      I knew it right away, because Jimmy mentioned it in a game with Chrissy Teigen. So now we know Pete and John watch the show as well ;)

    • @therandom58
      @therandom58 4 года назад +64

      Petra J. It has nothing to do with that it’s simply bc Jimmy is a raging alcoholic

    • @JustMe-ic1zg
      @JustMe-ic1zg 4 года назад +2

      Petra J. It’s because they know him, they’re friends.Pete even said so.

    • @percussionjamz6704
      @percussionjamz6704 4 года назад +3

      @@artepjan lol yeah not all.... Pretty much any comedian that mentions jimmy also mentions that hes a whole different person off the set and especially when hes drinking.

  • @JustinHeideman
    @JustinHeideman 3 года назад +36

    “Yes.... it’s true..”
    “You have to ask questions!”
    “No I know you it’s true” 😂

  • @benfincher6918
    @benfincher6918 5 лет назад +4446

    Pete Davidson has like the best one liners in this, while John mullaney is like the story telling god

  • @fairlyadorablepancreas3746
    @fairlyadorablepancreas3746 4 года назад +2791

    "I've lived a full life, I've many stories to tell.."
    More evidence that this tall kid was actually born in the 60s and has time-travelled to the present or something.

    • @roseschu5964
      @roseschu5964 3 года назад +7

      “Tall kid” I’m dead

    • @cryspbacon
      @cryspbacon 3 года назад

      1940s. definitely born in the 40s & flourished as a young adult in the 1950s.

  • @cieraleal8030
    @cieraleal8030 3 года назад +29

    I love how giggly pete always is😂

  • @JoeMama-fp4gc
    @JoeMama-fp4gc 3 года назад +403

    This first question didn’t age well with the Armie Hammer thing now.

    • @julianaleader480
      @julianaleader480 3 года назад +1

      omg that was literally my first thought 😭

    • @Justy8111
      @Justy8111 3 года назад +1

      sorry??

    • @JoeMama-fp4gc
      @JoeMama-fp4gc 3 года назад +2

      @@Justy8111 sorry what lmfao ask a whole question

    • @aquakat3400
      @aquakat3400 3 года назад

      @@JoeMama-fp4gc what please explain your story

    • @JoeMama-fp4gc
      @JoeMama-fp4gc 3 года назад +5

      @@aquakat3400 Armie Hammer had DM’s leaked and now multiple women are coming forward about him abusing them and hints of cannibalism or that he might have killed people have come up. If you wanna know the full thing just look at the highlights of @houseofeffi on instagram.

  • @jtpotts617
    @jtpotts617 5 лет назад +2709

    John: “I’ve lived a full life, there are many stories.”

  • @1234lilmama1
    @1234lilmama1 5 лет назад +2682

    0:43 “yeah I should read the emails” 💀😂

    • @laurenwong1970
      @laurenwong1970 5 лет назад

      Kenzie Love I don’t get it...

    • @Nicole-bl3mo
      @Nicole-bl3mo 5 лет назад +106

      Asian Jesus like that they emailed out the rules of the game before they went on the show but Pete didn’t read them hence why he is asking all these questions

    • @laurenwong1970
      @laurenwong1970 5 лет назад +5

      Thorvald at Liberty ohhhh thanks sorry you had to explain it to me!

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN 4 года назад

      *email

    • @darkgrandpriest1645
      @darkgrandpriest1645 4 года назад +3

      Lauren Wong even before that. There’s rules every guest agreesto. Also certain terms and conditions before being there. Q and A’s and such. That’s why everything is filmed before. Notice how when a host asks an over the the top question the guest looks surprised and either walks out or feels attacked? That’s cause that wasn’t agreed upon.

  • @netasanchez8084
    @netasanchez8084 3 года назад +64

    John Mulaney needs to play a lawyer or something in an old B&W 50s movie.

  • @allybeggsss
    @allybeggsss 3 года назад +74

    Plot twist: his neighbour was Armie Hammer

  • @ellaz6582
    @ellaz6582 4 года назад +5077

    Pete: talking about the travel experience with Lorne Michaels and laughing
    John: listening very seriously and stayed being shocked for a long enough time

  • @KindaSorta451
    @KindaSorta451 5 лет назад +4283

    “His voice is like what interrogation is” LMFAOOOO

  • @Rav2277
    @Rav2277 3 года назад +19

    I think it’s hilarious they both are certain Jimmy’s story is true because it touches on that he’s so much more of a party animal than you’d think, and his friends in the SNL world know it first-hand.

  • @marii9915
    @marii9915 3 года назад +31

    John Mulaney’s neighbour must have been Armie Hammer💀💀

  • @richardmurray8515
    @richardmurray8515 5 лет назад +8690

    Technically, that neighbour was not a cannibal; merely a hopeful, or aspiring, cannibal.

    • @mikophilo348
      @mikophilo348 5 лет назад +424

      he probably dabbled in cannibalism previously....maybe an earlobe or finger perhaps, who knows?

    • @spelcheak
      @spelcheak 5 лет назад +78

      @@mikophilo348 Self-cannibalism; daily.

    • @christianjacob2446
      @christianjacob2446 5 лет назад +113

      either way he dabbles in the dark arts

    • @eves5297
      @eves5297 5 лет назад +10

      BrandNewSentance

    • @gretaumunozakayigema9764
      @gretaumunozakayigema9764 5 лет назад +4

      Very true!

  • @ckeane4660
    @ckeane4660 4 года назад +2959

    Y’all ever think that John Mulaney could have been eaten and never been the most iconic comedian alive today?? Crazy

    • @annnasophia11
      @annnasophia11 4 года назад +1

      Caoimhe Keane 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @envyrem
      @envyrem 4 года назад +78

      I'd like to believe he saw the tall child going through it and decided he didn't want his meat stressed

    • @TimThomason
      @TimThomason 4 года назад +71

      It was in 2013. He was already a little famous and had made many talk show appearances and some standup specials. He would be remembered forever as the SNL writer who was eaten by a cannibal.

    • @rowdy1197
      @rowdy1197 4 года назад +4

      I never heard of John mu-whoever till now how is he iconic

    • @kiranbabu3426
      @kiranbabu3426 4 года назад +3

      You are the same type of people that laugh at Amy Schumer gigs

  • @kaiyasothern6305
    @kaiyasothern6305 3 года назад +13

    Jimmy and John look like the true interrogators and Pete just looks like he's in trouble for looting a general store or something 😂

  • @joepafjiga9015
    @joepafjiga9015 2 года назад +5

    0:24 "Yeah I should really read the emails" I have never resonated with anymore more in my life

  • @jimmyispromo
    @jimmyispromo 5 лет назад +8714

    I love Pete and John together. Literally best friends who need each other

    • @brotherhood5735
      @brotherhood5735 5 лет назад +12

      Jimmy is Promo is that a dude perfect logo

    • @lancebuttercream9817
      @lancebuttercream9817 5 лет назад +7

      No way. So it's hands down like a friends from childhood thing? That's awesome! Hell yeah, thanks for the comfort! I'll just go fuck myself now!

    • @zinebbnjl
      @zinebbnjl 2 года назад +1

      That was literally the first thing i said when i started the video

  • @hutch1197
    @hutch1197 5 лет назад +4982

    When you have 3 talented comedians who genuinely like each other, it's always a great time.

    • @theoisgod7201
      @theoisgod7201 5 лет назад +259

      **2

    • @viksaggu9085
      @viksaggu9085 5 лет назад +30

      hutch 2/3 basically grew up together at SNL. And Pete is big in SNL

    • @oc800.
      @oc800. 5 лет назад +202

      jimmy fallon is neither talented nor a comedian

    • @monalisasmile6629
      @monalisasmile6629 5 лет назад +4

      @oscar75722 Kimmel?

    • @Kaaaaaaafire17
      @Kaaaaaaafire17 5 лет назад +6

      oscar75722 ngl Kimmel is correct.

  • @no-gr4do
    @no-gr4do 3 года назад +61

    I'm a simple girl, I see John Mulaney or Pete Davidson
    *i fucking jab my finger onto my phone screen aggressively*

  • @kierancarey3840
    @kierancarey3840 3 года назад +6

    2:12 “that’s Hollywood!” 🤣🤣

  • @angeladavidson2350
    @angeladavidson2350 4 года назад +7354

    John: my neighbor was arrested for cannibalism
    Jimmy: I went out for beer with a musician and woke up in Nashville
    Pete: I went to Jamaica with my boss
    John and Jimmy: THAT'S A LIE NO WAY

    • @AmaraEmme
      @AmaraEmme 3 года назад +24

      @Yeps Neps that’s why they were both so jealous haha

    • @cathrynmarie4333
      @cathrynmarie4333 Год назад +14

      the way they acted completely shocked SENT me. It's just because it's Lorne Michaels, if it was any other boss anywhere, that would have been normal.

  • @Damocles54
    @Damocles54 4 года назад +1571

    "He never said to me in the elevator 'you'll never believe who i had for dinner last night'"

    • @JC-qx3sr
      @JC-qx3sr 4 года назад +7

      Damocles54 most underrated comment

  • @kevin933
    @kevin933 Год назад +7

    “No. He never said to me in the elevator “Guess what.”
    I love how Pete laughs before John even gets the joke out because Pete knew exactly where he was going with it

  • @christinerosenwald5411
    @christinerosenwald5411 3 года назад +56

    John Mulaney seemed genuinely jealous about the Jamaica story.

    • @selcouthic
      @selcouthic 3 года назад +20

      I personally don't think he was jealous, more like shocked. To be fair, Lorne is much much older than Pete and Pete was only 20 at that time so it was kinda shady. Plus, Pete was new.

    • @pleaserewind295
      @pleaserewind295 3 года назад +9

      It's pretty weird for an old guy to take a 20-year-old on a vacation with him.

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan 5 лет назад +4986

    If you said John Mulaney is from the 20s 40s or 80s, you would be right.

    • @cutienerdgirl
      @cutienerdgirl 5 лет назад +8

      You read my mind!!

    • @EthalaRide
      @EthalaRide 5 лет назад +43

      Young Immortal, my guy.

    • @thething2723
      @thething2723 4 года назад +46

      He was born in the 20s and he's immortal.

    • @carmenburton4918
      @carmenburton4918 4 года назад +83

      He sounds like a narrator from a black and white ..private eye series..
      I can imagine him saying"you see, there was this dame, legs as long the Mississippi. She kinda,swayed in to my office"

    • @carmenburton4918
      @carmenburton4918 4 года назад +1

      @@ikkemenx I haven't seen it but will def try to now.. where is it.

  • @maia7436
    @maia7436 4 года назад +3189

    At the end, John looked so not ready to just "accept" Pete's story, he was looking at Jimmy a bit like "wait, I have so many questions about this vacation"

    • @mytravls
      @mytravls 3 года назад +59

      Yeah, is Lorne taking advantage of a 20 yrs old? Why? 😂 what could this vacation mean?

    • @flewkisdead
      @flewkisdead 3 года назад +68

      Cause Lorne is a fairly private person and also someone that all three of them know very well. Just didn't make sense for Lorne to invite Pete in the first season.

    • @starsandthemoon4281
      @starsandthemoon4281 Год назад +5

      He was jealous, and impressed.

  • @lou9141
    @lou9141 3 года назад +14

    i love how pete is in a hoodie and sweatpants while everyone is wearing formal attire-

  • @Kyotosomo
    @Kyotosomo 5 лет назад +10676

    Getting three SNL guys together always results in a good time.

  • @emilyrooney3467
    @emilyrooney3467 4 года назад +3240

    the amount of times i’ve watched this for john and pete is unhealthy

  • @JaydenWorth
    @JaydenWorth 3 года назад +22

    Jimmyboy: "So cannabilism, totally illegal at this point?"
    How old could John Mulaney be?

  • @killingblow528
    @killingblow528 5 лет назад +3810

    2:21 This is so small but watch how Mulaney catches on and cues that last drum/cymbal hit.
    This man is actually perfect.

  • @bella8889
    @bella8889 5 лет назад +4812

    John: "So who was it?"
    Jimmy: "It was John Rich--"
    Pete: "Who??"
    Jimmy: "Of Big & Rich"
    Pete: "Who??"
    John: "Big & Rich!"
    Jimmy: *"It's country music"*
    Pete: *"Ohh"*
    I'm 💀

    • @breadfan_85
      @breadfan_85 4 года назад +177

      Pete: "So my reaction was correct"

    • @chasepotter2376
      @chasepotter2376 4 года назад +1

      Brad Miller so is he saying they’re not well known because they definitely are lol

    • @littlesoft5918
      @littlesoft5918 4 года назад +2

      Yuh got you

    • @kokolatte825
      @kokolatte825 4 года назад +9

      @@chasepotter2376 the point is Pete doesn't know anything about country music. Even I've heard of Big and Rich even though I couldn't name one song.

    • @IAmWhiteEagle
      @IAmWhiteEagle 4 года назад +7

      @@kokolatte825 I'm 30 and I've never heard of them and I listen to country and classic rock

  • @DeGreatHan1
    @DeGreatHan1 3 года назад +1

    This is my FAVORITE Confessions out of all of them. Watched it on repeat numerous times when it 1st came out. Still lovr it in 2021 ❤

  • @angelthrash1064
    @angelthrash1064 3 года назад +1

    when covid is over completely I BEG for a part 2 to this. this is my go to comfort video. please ask them both to do this again with you Jimmy please

  • @supermaxthelabrador
    @supermaxthelabrador 5 лет назад +4408

    the first guy was a pro, he should do this for a living

    • @alecb1304
      @alecb1304 5 лет назад +62

      @Aphrodite41444 and big mouth

    • @itssheena9688
      @itssheena9688 5 лет назад +13

      Your dog is cute !

    • @supermaxthelabrador
      @supermaxthelabrador 5 лет назад +10

      @Aphrodite41444 surely will do after this performance hahaha

    • @supermaxthelabrador
      @supermaxthelabrador 5 лет назад +5

      @@itssheena9688 thank you

    • @tiffanyvan7531
      @tiffanyvan7531 5 лет назад +303

      my man john mulaney did not become a head writer for SNL & have 2 Netflix specials to be called "the first guy"

  • @melanienavarro2083
    @melanienavarro2083 5 лет назад +1875

    “ John rich”
    “ who”
    “ big and rich”
    “WHOO”
    “ it’s country music”
    “ oh” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @33shoobs
    @33shoobs 9 месяцев назад +2

    The way John moved his hands with the snare after a big reveal just shows how show biz he is

  • @taehyungoppa7208
    @taehyungoppa7208 2 года назад +7

    They chose the best people for this. Laughter is everywhere

  • @ghrosopher
    @ghrosopher 5 лет назад +1855

    I love how absolutely floored John was at Pete's reveal

    • @proinsiascassidy2888
      @proinsiascassidy2888 4 года назад +18

      Honestly, to me John looked super-concerned that Pete got roped into some shady casting room couch type of stuff.

  • @OALM1991
    @OALM1991 5 лет назад +5069

    Cannibalism???
    "Is this L.A?"
    "No, New York"
    *Oh*
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    That explains it. Lol

  • @cathrynmarie4333
    @cathrynmarie4333 Год назад +9

    I love that they were all on SNL, so it's like three people all coming back together. Like they know and love each other and it's fascinating to watch them,

  • @wastelandrzyria2869
    @wastelandrzyria2869 9 месяцев назад +2

    i still come back and watch this periodically years later and lose it lmao

  • @silverioescobedo953
    @silverioescobedo953 5 лет назад +1774

    Pete and John look like Jimmy's conscience. Pete being the devil and John being the angel

    • @meghnaagarwal891
      @meghnaagarwal891 5 лет назад +5

      Silverio Escobedo omg yes.

    • @GerardoLimon
      @GerardoLimon 5 лет назад +43

      This has to be a movie, could you imagine two hours of them getting Jimmy's movie character to do God only knows what?!

    • @darkgiggler
      @darkgiggler 5 лет назад +9

      what a great way to narrate this lol

    • @18azema
      @18azema 5 лет назад +5

      You nailed it.