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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @OfflineTV
    @OfflineTV  3 года назад +4370

    🕹️ Download Now for FREE: operagx.gg/OfflineTV

  • @technetium9653
    @technetium9653 3 года назад +16116

    "50% Japanese, 25% Italian, 25% German" this man has the 3 axis powers represented

    • @Rotem_S
      @Rotem_S 3 года назад +1711

      Call him 3D 'cause this man has three axes

    • @liyre4189
      @liyre4189 3 года назад +116

      @@Rotem_S HAHHAHA PLSSSSS

    • @Jacobbunt
      @Jacobbunt 3 года назад +45

      LOL

    • @chrisb.3353
      @chrisb.3353 3 года назад +135

      ya know it took me a sec to understand it... but lmao

    • @Thirzy
      @Thirzy 3 года назад +14

      @@Rotem_S ?????

  • @aryanshetty5370
    @aryanshetty5370 3 года назад +2832

    "Could u just fill up this "religion" tier list "
    LMMFAOO Michael never misses

    • @amsigi5125
      @amsigi5125 3 года назад +4

      111 likes, I'm gonna like after only someone ruins it

    • @aryanshetty5370
      @aryanshetty5370 3 года назад

      @@amsigi5125 they did already :(

    • @amsigi5125
      @amsigi5125 3 года назад

      @@aryanshetty5370 sometimes people just click llike on every comment(me too)

    • @RS-fy9hb
      @RS-fy9hb 3 года назад

      I ruined 555 😈

    • @supermonkeyball9965
      @supermonkeyball9965 3 года назад +2

      That caught me so off guard

  • @phoenixtalon100
    @phoenixtalon100 3 года назад +5258

    "Cuz i'm black, can I make black jokes?"
    *_everyone starts arguing and michael just nods_*
    Please, never change, Michael, you absolute chad

  • @gingerkid7453
    @gingerkid7453 3 года назад +5604

    Michael: You're familiar with the trolleyproblem I assume. So, choose, three people or a baby.
    QuarterJade: I'd run over the baby.
    Michael: *Tries to hide smile.*

    • @johnbirmingham7618
      @johnbirmingham7618 3 года назад +254

      1 minute later....
      "And the three people are racists! And so is the baby..."

    • @chensitos7605
      @chensitos7605 2 года назад +90

      @@johnbirmingham7618 “Run over the 3 people first and reroute for the baby.”

    • @lizzierules18
      @lizzierules18 Год назад +12

      Then, **Shakes hand frantically**

  • @colinjordan6434
    @colinjordan6434 3 года назад +5472

    Michael holding the thermometer to John's forehead -
    John: "Oh yeah, Covid, nasty thing"
    Michael: "Checking for aids"
    I'm crying

    • @Lucio20
      @Lucio20 3 года назад +376

      Michael was 10/10 in this video. Religion tier list had me in tears

    • @proger1960
      @proger1960 3 года назад +191

      @@Lucio20
      *Michael is indeed 10/10 , also Toast’s WW2 Japanese joke was on point*

    • @owenzheng8357
      @owenzheng8357 3 года назад +11

      Either wrong end Michael or wrong disease

    • @terribels
      @terribels 3 года назад +11

      I thought he was saying Checking for brains haha

    • @Mr.Bimgus
      @Mr.Bimgus 3 года назад +7

      At first I thought it was a gun Michael just immediately pointed at his forehead.

  • @Riku70X
    @Riku70X 3 года назад +4255

    "Our receptionist is pretty"
    The nicest thing Toast has ever said about Yvonne

    • @CameramanI88
      @CameramanI88 3 года назад +267

      Desperate times call for desperate measures

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka 3 года назад +369

      Pretty sure he's blinked at least three times in this video, which means he's being held captive and was forced to say it against his will

    • @vic_sensei
      @vic_sensei 3 года назад +64

      imagine if he wasn't even talking about Yvonne 😂

    • @MandatoryFruit
      @MandatoryFruit 3 года назад +221

      @@vic_sensei Plot twist. Toast was actually talking about Brodin 🥵

    • @hildacarissa
      @hildacarissa 3 года назад +7

      but but yvonne is the secretary😂

  • @CosmycAlt
    @CosmycAlt 3 года назад +6167

    "I'm not implying it, I'm saying it Jodi"
    Most hardcore line ever.

    • @UniqueliAnimationsSN
      @UniqueliAnimationsSN 3 года назад +116

      The smoothest sht, i aspire to be like that

    • @STUFF-bd9hp
      @STUFF-bd9hp 3 года назад +4

      @@UniqueliAnimationsSN …

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear gos

    • @ZainIsInPain
      @ZainIsInPain 3 года назад +30

      @@AxxLAfriku what?

    • @ho1m
      @ho1m 3 года назад +1

      timestamp? I missed that line ;o

  • @somethingspecial2162
    @somethingspecial2162 3 года назад +6458

    Micheal:
    "And smart people intimidate me"
    Also Micheal:
    looks in mirror
    *flinches*

    • @ForTomorrowToday
      @ForTomorrowToday 3 года назад +91

      Hikaru is literally a Grand Master

    • @captblade5250
      @captblade5250 3 года назад +116

      @@ForTomorrowToday Michael literally moved a car with his mind sooooooooo

    • @Firefight_
      @Firefight_ 3 года назад +22

      I thought he said “un-smart” but both apply, so I’m not complaining.

    • @zf5656
      @zf5656 2 года назад +12

      Not just a grandmaster. He accomplished that age 15. Hikaru is currently ranked 10 (tied). He peaked at tank 2 in the world, presumably behind Magnus.

    • @ellie-the-seagull
      @ellie-the-seagull 2 года назад +1

      @@Firefight_ that is very true.

  • @exediron188
    @exediron188 3 года назад +2262

    "The baby is also racist"
    Best line of the whole thing! xD

    • @danboru_bakooo1966
      @danboru_bakooo1966 3 года назад +1

      yeah but, racist to who?

    • @OkiSuwen
      @OkiSuwen 3 года назад +57

      "I'd run over the 3 racists, then loop around and go for the baby"

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 3 года назад +3

      @@OkiSuwen **hand shaking intensifies**

    • @galzur5840
      @galzur5840 3 года назад

      i died

    • @Jesujej
      @Jesujej 3 года назад +1

      baby killer cope
      "he was gonna be a racist!!"
      sickos

  • @HiddeNinja89
    @HiddeNinja89 3 года назад +2794

    I love how they brought doublelift, qtcinderella, and Hikaru just for them to leave 1 min into the video. would have been fun to see them get interviewed.

    • @Partaq247
      @Partaq247 3 года назад

      Omer??

    • @TheOfficialoddity
      @TheOfficialoddity 3 года назад +224

      Hikaru and offlintv was a crossover I never saw coming

    • @RiversideM
      @RiversideM 3 года назад +177

      Qt having no idea what's going on was hilarious to me "I think it's gonna be poki" lol

    • @BlueHundred1
      @BlueHundred1 3 года назад +10

      TSM crossover!

    • @TheMagicFellow
      @TheMagicFellow 3 года назад +1

      @@TheOfficialoddity Exactly

  • @adorbzpanda
    @adorbzpanda 3 года назад +2849

    Scarra: How much do you think you could raise that number by?
    Jodi: Idk, hire me and find out.
    THE BALLS

  • @talhasaimon2436
    @talhasaimon2436 3 года назад +2889

    "Can you do a religion tier list?" This one was unexpected and funniest.

  • @manuelb5466
    @manuelb5466 3 года назад +4459

    Lily: "We need more hot girls."
    Seems Lily got her wish

    • @KripzerE
      @KripzerE 3 года назад +528

      Yeah Glad to see John as A New Member

    • @thepenguinofgod6556
      @thepenguinofgod6556 3 года назад +4

      @@KripzerE exactly dude

    • @korchansan
      @korchansan 3 года назад +8

      @@vld7759 now if they topped that lineup with imaqtpie I think they'd make it on Forbes top sexiest male group of all time lol

    • @Mia-mh9ye
      @Mia-mh9ye 3 года назад +4

      Yeah John is really something

    • @thejerg
      @thejerg 3 года назад +8

      @@korchansan And at that point they're a top laner away from an LCS squad!

  • @rttt3
    @rttt3 3 года назад +5266

    Jodi: the 3 people first, loop it back around, go back for the baby
    Michael: vigorous hand shaking

    • @michaelcee1280
      @michaelcee1280 3 года назад +15

      The best

    • @benniisan
      @benniisan 3 года назад +36

      5:30 It really gets me everytime.

    • @patro7177
      @patro7177 Год назад +6

      A year later but i love how he points and like almost says something and then just goes for the handshake

  • @imhvestrok3646
    @imhvestrok3646 3 года назад +1498

    "Hit the 3, make a loop and go back for the baby"
    Michael- Holy shit another genius

    • @evobsm2328
      @evobsm2328 3 года назад +24

      That super fast handshake tho

  • @megaslap
    @megaslap 3 года назад +2176

    Lily with the recurring joke “who named you” joke kills me everytime

    • @adrianrandom3448
      @adrianrandom3448 2 года назад +16

      Ah the good old times :(, wish they could have kept their Dnd campaign, sad that people can't not be pieces of shit :(((

  • @Xuch
    @Xuch 3 года назад +3417

    John: “virginity rocks!”
    Jodi: “often”

    • @brycechryson5686
      @brycechryson5686 3 года назад +90

      Still a virgin when you're wearing gloves

    • @mxln2512
      @mxln2512 3 года назад +1

      @@brycechryson5686 ^^

    • @nickogura8
      @nickogura8 3 года назад +11

      Your profile pic made it so much funnier omg

    • @mjm3091
      @mjm3091 3 года назад +30

      I mean he said none before the marriage. That just means they are married, duh.

    • @NotTheMadKing
      @NotTheMadKing 3 года назад +2

      Your pfp makes it better lol. Its johns face after 🤣

  • @turtleman9468
    @turtleman9468 3 года назад +2593

    The fact that they tried so hard not to laugh when Michael just flipped them off made it ten times funnier

    • @llamaking1071
      @llamaking1071 3 года назад +2

      do you know how filmmaking works?

    • @turtleman9468
      @turtleman9468 3 года назад +36

      @@llamaking1071 Yes

    • @turtleman9468
      @turtleman9468 3 года назад +1

      @@ryansilva6500 1:00

    • @llamaking1071
      @llamaking1071 3 года назад +1

      @@turtleman9468 their reaction to it most likely wasn't shot at the same time

    • @turtleman9468
      @turtleman9468 3 года назад +13

      @@llamaking1071 I know but it would be really hard to take Michael seriously no matter how many times they did it lets be fair

  • @hopelautua3597
    @hopelautua3597 3 года назад +2256

    **Michael scans John**
    John: "Oh yeah Covid"
    Michael: "Oh no, I was checking for Aids"
    LMFAOOO

    • @CoolDBG
      @CoolDBG 3 года назад +5

      LMAO

    • @Siberius-
      @Siberius- 3 года назад +10

      Not quite the quote...
      1:40 if anyone is curious.

    • @hopelautua3597
      @hopelautua3597 3 года назад +1

      @@Siberius- still in the same context tho lmaoo

    • @TheLastResort1987
      @TheLastResort1987 3 года назад +3

      and then lily used it to scan herself later on in the video....

    • @Siberius-
      @Siberius- 3 года назад

      @@hopelautua3597 - It is closer than it could have been. I have seen some egregious examples in my time.

  • @fishdishanimations2192
    @fishdishanimations2192 Год назад +282

    hikaru deserves an oscar for that amazing preformance

    • @notDaum
      @notDaum 7 месяцев назад +10

      bro i was just watchin and just saw hikaru, and i was like did i miss hikaru when i first watched this?

  • @clarencelsz
    @clarencelsz 3 года назад +2152

    "Could you fill out this religion tier list?"
    The tier list we've come to expect from only such a fine creature as Michael

    • @tangsolaris9533
      @tangsolaris9533 3 года назад +11

      I'm waiting for this tier list

    • @SK4_Seraphx
      @SK4_Seraphx 3 года назад +13

      I lost it at that moment 🤣

    • @jeremymunoz2384
      @jeremymunoz2384 3 года назад +4

      religon tier list got me too good

    • @firstnamelastname7298
      @firstnamelastname7298 3 года назад +12

      dude they tried once but the only religion they could touch was christianity

    • @brycechryson5686
      @brycechryson5686 3 года назад +8

      @@firstnamelastname7298 Isla-
      *gets beheaded

  • @QuarterJade
    @QuarterJade 3 года назад +37004

    AHHHHH super excited to be here, can’t wait for the content we are going to create together 🥺🤍
    to OTV!!! 🥂

  • @regrdls3453
    @regrdls3453 3 года назад +3454

    I can already tell with the addition of John, Michael and Toast’s duo will now be a comedic trio

    • @caiolucasmaia
      @caiolucasmaia 3 года назад +188

      make it 4. john has ruined jodi as well, shes one of the boys

    • @minari3462
      @minari3462 3 года назад +6

      @@caiolucasmaia insert incredibles meme*

    • @ninjajsalgado25
      @ninjajsalgado25 3 года назад +24

      Toast is a troll. Now imagine all of them together it gonna be madness with the girls

    • @marimcarden413
      @marimcarden413 3 года назад +41

      I just think of: poor Yvonne won't get a break LOL

    • @itsmeagain1109
      @itsmeagain1109 3 года назад +3

      the holy trinity

  • @chronos5882
    @chronos5882 3 года назад +785

    Sydney's just happy to be there
    John is the unprepared one
    And Jodi is that person ur partner told u not to worry about 😂😂😂

  • @NgoTitat
    @NgoTitat 3 года назад +6039

    Being Taiwanese, Toast's "do you know what the Japanese did" killed me

    • @halorocksaz42
      @halorocksaz42 3 года назад +59

      Could you enlighten this uncultured man?

    • @tracys169
      @tracys169 3 года назад +307

      @@halorocksaz42 Watch the movie "1895" to learn more. Taiwan was one of Japanese colonies up until 1945.

    • @blasterare12
      @blasterare12 3 года назад +687

      @@halorocksaz42 its like randomly bringing up the holocaust as soon as you find out the person you are speaking to is part german.

    • @01TacocaT10
      @01TacocaT10 3 года назад +65

      @@blasterare12 oh shit lmao

    • @jikemsa
      @jikemsa 3 года назад +35

      Joke about the war are always funny. John Cleese would be proud.

  • @jonathanstone450
    @jonathanstone450 3 года назад +26249

    Toast as the creepy, sexist, possibly racist employer-role is gold 😂.

    • @louisfrey1197
      @louisfrey1197 3 года назад +4170

      You could have just said Blizzard Employee

    • @absolom220
      @absolom220 3 года назад +390

      @@louisfrey1197 best comment 😂😂

    • @geenash7328
      @geenash7328 3 года назад +90

      @@absolom220 LOL

    • @Plasma476
      @Plasma476 3 года назад +102

      @@louisfrey1197 💀

    • @maxlyvere493
      @maxlyvere493 3 года назад +67

      No that's just toast

  • @PhyNxFyre
    @PhyNxFyre 3 года назад +1274

    "Gotta be on your toes if you wanna work here. Please have a seat."
    "Contradictory..."
    I love it.

    • @charlesm.2604
      @charlesm.2604 3 года назад +7

      That was so clever it took me time to register ! 🤣

    • @sagaesjohansson
      @sagaesjohansson 3 года назад +4

      5:09

    • @muffin_boi
      @muffin_boi 3 года назад +2

      it took me too long to understand that lmaooo

    • @yujiakweh
      @yujiakweh 3 года назад

      While you're sitting, you can be on your tippy toes 💀

    • @fr0g401
      @fr0g401 3 года назад

      xD

  • @Solvanes
    @Solvanes 3 года назад +176

    5:42 that look of approval from micheal is everything

  • @greyknight8
    @greyknight8 3 года назад +2529

    Congrats to Jodi, John, and Syd! This year’s OfflineTV Christmas Unboxing video is going to be HUGE!!! Also Brodin now has more test subjects…hahaha.

    • @HyperKR027
      @HyperKR027 3 года назад +54

      now that you mention it.........oh dear

    • @StarrySky-
      @StarrySky- 3 года назад +8

      @@HyperKR027 xD oml this year will be awesome i mean the more the merrier XD

    • @megumin4988
      @megumin4988 3 года назад +4

      It's about to be new year so slime..?

    • @KumkumBeats
      @KumkumBeats 3 года назад +11

      And Micheal has more as well……….MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @rain353
      @rain353 3 года назад +1

      yeah more guinea pigs for brodin

  • @bawalbaba4820
    @bawalbaba4820 3 года назад +1895

    So now OTV has Michael, Toast, Brodin, AND John. They aren't making a content house, they're collecting the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

    • @thelittleblackprince3114
      @thelittleblackprince3114 3 года назад +8

      oh gOD!

    • @Peak4BO0
      @Peak4BO0 3 года назад +3

      Best comment I've seen yet lmfao

    • @drwood-hi3gn
      @drwood-hi3gn 3 года назад +9

      I'd like to see whitch horseman each of them are assigned to
      Because i am pretty sure Michael is death

    • @emeraldbuilder8830
      @emeraldbuilder8830 3 года назад +1

      PLEASE!! We need to see a video or podcast or something with just these 4

    • @luka-gl9dz
      @luka-gl9dz Год назад +2

      toast = conquest, john = war, michael = famine, brodin = death
      i have no explanation other than it’s what feels right

  • @sinabonz8108
    @sinabonz8108 3 года назад +1709

    Jodi: the 3 people first, loop it back around, go back for the baby
    Michael: *vigorous hand shaking*

  • @Theglizzygobler_
    @Theglizzygobler_ 3 года назад +468

    No one can stay in character, that means they are perfect additions to OTV

    • @cringemeat9430
      @cringemeat9430 2 года назад +7

      Nah they aren’t really. All the members before felt like their own unique person that brought something new and interesting into the house. These ppl just feel like 3 copy/pasted family friendly gaming streamers with the same type of humor.
      It’s feels a bit like the core members wanna get out of OTV and/or retire and just need bodies to fill the spaces. Yogscast did the same thing a few years ago and it sapped a lot of the personality out of their company. I’m afraid that yet another content group has just gotten too old but ppl won’t let it die.

    • @mirasfingerbandages
      @mirasfingerbandages 2 года назад +55

      @@cringemeat9430 John and Jodi...family friendly...yeah okay 💀

    • @0vert0wl0
      @0vert0wl0 Год назад +10

      @@cringemeat9430 Bro was wrong on so many fronts
      The only even slightly plausible thing can only be proven using Pokimane's recent graduation that was a whole ass year later

  • @Sydeons
    @Sydeons 3 года назад +8306

    I’m SO THANKFUL to be a part of OTV! This is a dream come true, and I can’t wait to put out new content with this amazing group of people!!! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @miyama8936
    @miyama8936 3 года назад +2867

    I love Lily's insider "Who named you?", never gets old.

    • @brandondraw2163
      @brandondraw2163 3 года назад +5

      Agreed XD

    • @miepmaup8508
      @miepmaup8508 3 года назад +1

      Whats this insider about?

    • @nicholas6836
      @nicholas6836 3 года назад +25

      @@miepmaup8508 a dnd thing

    • @zebrashavestripes
      @zebrashavestripes 3 года назад +130

      @@miepmaup8508 During DnD, when they were introducing their characters to each other, Lily didn't know how to respond to Jodi's name so she just said "Who named you?" And it was so funny that she kept doing it throughout the campaign.

    • @jesseanimatess
      @jesseanimatess 3 года назад +65

      @@miepmaup8508
      So Lily, Toast, Rae, Michael, Jodi, and Sykkuno had a Dungeons and Dragons Campaign
      Lily’s character (Li’lu) asked Sykkuno’s character (Hasbrown) his name. After that Li’lu asked who named him. Hashbrown said “my parents”
      It’s been a running joak in the campaign to ask everyone in the campaign who named them

  • @McGliga
    @McGliga 3 года назад +1612

    Pretty sure Toasts joke for John was supposed to be "do you know what the Japanese did to my people in ww2" or something along those lines but he couldn't fucking do it which I find even funnier

    • @amsigi5125
      @amsigi5125 3 года назад +33

      At least the country I live in got independence because of what Japanese did to taiwan

    • @esheep8697
      @esheep8697 3 года назад +15

      thought it was based off of when Japan invaded China and did the raping of Nanking tragedy, but tbh I'm bad at history so maybe not.

    • @amsigi5125
      @amsigi5125 3 года назад +9

      @@esheep8697 No not that, Taiwan and China are different

    • @esheep8697
      @esheep8697 3 года назад +13

      @@amsigi5125 they are now but they used to be under China

    • @amsigi5125
      @amsigi5125 3 года назад

      @@esheep8697 i mean for the joke

  • @icthiolavarunt5363
    @icthiolavarunt5363 3 года назад +264

    1:48 Michael always comes up with the most out of left field, funniest things. it hit me like a brick and left me coughing from laughter.

  • @Awften
    @Awften 3 года назад +3582

    John: “Im 50% japanese,”
    Toast: “Im from Taiwan, do you know what the japa-,” *Starts laughing*

    • @Multi_diamond
      @Multi_diamond 3 года назад +15

      I dont get it? Ples explain

    • @internetdude4041
      @internetdude4041 3 года назад +252

      @@Multi_diamond Japanese imperialism in short

    • @miks_w8945
      @miks_w8945 3 года назад +98

      @@Multi_diamond taiwan was part of Japan for a while

    • @Aegis-_-
      @Aegis-_- 3 года назад +79

      @@Multi_diamond bloody conflict. Japan won and established a government there

    • @Multi_diamond
      @Multi_diamond 3 года назад +5

      Oh ok thks for all the explanation guys

  • @benjietemplado4221
    @benjietemplado4221 3 года назад +1955

    "do you do tierlists?"
    "yes"
    "ok, can u do this religion tierlist?"

    • @kinkdom8068
      @kinkdom8068 3 года назад +9

      lmao

    • @kami_myleec733
      @kami_myleec733 3 года назад +70

      Haha it’s funny cause it illegal to ask about a person’s religion in an interview

    • @Shimonotoki
      @Shimonotoki 3 года назад +38

      I laughed so hard on that line. Imagine someone would actually do that. The following shitstorm would entwine the whole world.

    • @AnNguyen-qj7nr
      @AnNguyen-qj7nr 3 года назад +19

      @@kami_myleec733 it's okay because family doesn't sue family lol

    • @dj2fresh07
      @dj2fresh07 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @prometheusWildlife
    @prometheusWildlife 3 года назад +1552

    "3 racists first, then loop it around, go for the baby" *Michael's approval for jodi intensifies* *firm handshake* lmfao

  • @superio_rm
    @superio_rm 3 года назад +195

    The way Michael shakes Jodi’s hand he’s like, I thought the same thing too, LMAO

  • @pokimane
    @pokimane 3 года назад +6118

    WELCOME SYD JOHN JODI 🥳🥳🥳

    • @nnng9
      @nnng9 3 года назад +4

      yaaaay congrats!! 🥳

    • @dbroller0569
      @dbroller0569 3 года назад +2

      hi poki have a nice day if u see this

    • @NOVOCAA
      @NOVOCAA 3 года назад +1

      s

    • @BigMac0369
      @BigMac0369 3 года назад

      I'm one of the 500

    • @ThanoSalt
      @ThanoSalt 3 года назад +81

      NOO YOU FUCKING SPOILED IT

  • @arminabdi
    @arminabdi 3 года назад +2983

    Michael, Toast, and John together are going to be so good.

  • @andrea4524
    @andrea4524 3 года назад +818

    QT: "I think it's gonna be Poki" make me laugh so hard lmao
    Congrats to John, Syd and Jodi! deserved!

  • @jordanrector9869
    @jordanrector9869 3 года назад +484

    John is the funniest. I remember when they had the minecraft nuke and he was acting like a mystical wizard casting a spell on the bomb shit legit had me dying. Happy for syd and jodes too. Otv just got better

  • @cjnogodula
    @cjnogodula 3 года назад +2755

    my favorite "inaudible dialogue" moment is at 10:50 when Michael just says "They're using Toast's racism against us"

    • @selvin7857
      @selvin7857 3 года назад +65

      i didnt heard it while i was watching thanks XD

    • @zmanrockz6358
      @zmanrockz6358 3 года назад +59

      I thought he was saying something like, “Why is Toast so racist?”

    • @reixie
      @reixie 3 года назад +46

      Mine was Lily's 'black mailing us!'

    • @jomama1513
      @jomama1513 3 года назад +8

      @@zmanrockz6358 edgy humour is kind of his thing and his fans like it so do I

    • @zmanrockz6358
      @zmanrockz6358 3 года назад +8

      @@jomama1513 yes I know, I wasn’t asking that myself, I said I thought that’s what Michael said.

  • @WallFlower08
    @WallFlower08 3 года назад +1007

    I’m shock that they added their other friends to Offlinetv and I didn’t expect them to add 3 ppl. I mean this in a good way! But I’m happy to see them together like this. I’m super excited to see Jodi with them especially because of her personality lol.

    • @araphonix912
      @araphonix912 3 года назад +24

      I'm shocked that Yvonne is awake

    • @angelagreer711
      @angelagreer711 3 года назад +5

      wait this isn't a skit? like theyre actually joining?? WHAT THE FUUUU YAYYY

  • @ZhakkieeBoi
    @ZhakkieeBoi 3 года назад +1307

    John, Michael and Toast will be the best comedic trio for sure

    • @rodolfodancecovers2291
      @rodolfodancecovers2291 3 года назад +35

      Crackhead trio

    • @nothanks1714
      @nothanks1714 3 года назад +82

      Ah, another fine addition to OTV's ever-expanding collection of sarcastic, dark haired Asian gentleman

    • @genojester
      @genojester 3 года назад +3

      Yes! more people to play with Yvonne!

    • @melaniewon
      @melaniewon 3 года назад +1

      YEAHH

    • @helloworld-sl2lw
      @helloworld-sl2lw 3 года назад +4

      Yvonne's worst nightmare

  • @Manays
    @Manays 3 года назад +782

    "Am I allowed to make black jokes?" THAT'S IT SYDNEY TAKES THE NUMBER 1 SPOT FOR BEST OTV MEMBER

    • @athletescanbegeeks9061
      @athletescanbegeeks9061 3 года назад +33

      Then Michael nods

    • @missmawlz3366
      @missmawlz3366 2 года назад

      no she just wants clout notice how shes ALWAYS staring at the camera or always looking for validation lmao.

    • @Manays
      @Manays 2 года назад +2

      @@missmawlz3366 yeah that’s true, my comment was pure satire so yeah lol

    • @miss.j4881
      @miss.j4881 2 года назад +11

      @@missmawlz3366 or maybe she’s nervous 😒

    • @ichijixi
      @ichijixi Год назад

      @@missmawlz3366 how does that make her want clout?? her looking in a camera proves she’s a clout seeker like no blk ppl just love to make blk jokes in our community, no clout about it 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @jayagc5723
    @jayagc5723 3 года назад +1151

    “poki and toast are u currently dating anyone right now”
    “yes each othe-“
    i love how she couldn’t even complete the sentence without dying 😭

  • @weirdstuf2396
    @weirdstuf2396 3 года назад +967

    Toast’s dream of owning all the otv friends is finally happening

    • @crisostomoibarra1760
      @crisostomoibarra1760 3 года назад +45

      The Comfy Cartel is slowly rising

    • @ERhymesD
      @ERhymesD 3 года назад +7

      lol too bad I don't think OTV could buy 100 Thieves

  • @manuelb5466
    @manuelb5466 3 года назад +1455

    Poki: "I would never cheat on Lily."
    Lily: *Has touched mustaches with Jodi*

    • @biaxolotl5171
      @biaxolotl5171 3 года назад +8

      I can’t tell if they’re actually poly or if it’s a joke, I’m very not in the know right now

    • @biaxolotl5171
      @biaxolotl5171 3 года назад

      Pls tell me

    • @pinkskiies
      @pinkskiies 3 года назад +54

      @@biaxolotl5171 it's just a joke

    • @emberthecatgirl8796
      @emberthecatgirl8796 3 года назад +4

      ​@@pinkskiies One they know how to sell tbh.

    • @MoistYoghurt
      @MoistYoghurt 3 года назад +1

      Lily seems pretty sus

  • @cupkek8865
    @cupkek8865 3 года назад +160

    “Listen i think its gonna be poki” this had me dying 😭😭💀

  • @amaryllislc1419
    @amaryllislc1419 3 года назад +946

    Honestly, I love how Jodi is quick to answer their questions and counters Toast xD

  • @Mastrmyrtr9
    @Mastrmyrtr9 3 года назад +516

    Sydney saying "am I allowed to make black jokes?" with the most dictionary smile on her face is the funniest thing

  • @justacuteonigiri
    @justacuteonigiri 3 года назад +703

    Toast, Michael and John will be the most chaotic team out there

    • @SleepyCat_14
      @SleepyCat_14 3 года назад +6

      I CaN nOt wait for this to happen! 😂😂

    • @bouncysmitten
      @bouncysmitten 3 года назад +4

      imagine the valorant plays

    • @flueberly
      @flueberly 3 года назад

      i'm so damn hyped hahhaahah

    • @emeraldbuilder8830
      @emeraldbuilder8830 3 года назад

      Please put these 3 on a team Brodin

  • @TheNR123
    @TheNR123 3 года назад +52

    7:32 religión tier list bit was amazing 😂

  • @ButCritically
    @ButCritically 3 года назад +597

    "Smart people intimidate me" - Michael casually shading everyone else in the room.

    • @titusjames4912
      @titusjames4912 3 года назад +1

      And none of you intimidate me.

    • @savagebunnygaming6118
      @savagebunnygaming6118 3 года назад

      Well like Hikaru is one of the best like chess players ever so like he was referring to him but yeah

  • @Bayoll
    @Bayoll 3 года назад +483

    Who ever wrote the script for Michael's lines deserve a raise.
    It suits him perfectly

    • @re1a2911
      @re1a2911 3 года назад +86

      i think they all wrote their scripts themselves, with the help of brodin

    • @shubhamsherekar
      @shubhamsherekar 3 года назад +109

      If you have watched Michael long enough.. You know he wrote it himself lol

    • @JonklingJonkler
      @JonklingJonkler 3 года назад +33

      Most of the lines are improv.

    • @outcastedOpal
      @outcastedOpal 3 года назад +4

      I think he threw out whatever script anyone gave him

    • @JustinRed624
      @JustinRed624 3 года назад +15

      Michael in the background: *I DON'T SCRIPT SHIT!*

  • @noodleguy9872
    @noodleguy9872 3 года назад +977

    Michael: "smart people intimidate me". This is why he works out so much, he's trying to get bigger so his reflection doesn't intimidate him.

  • @kingkereti7709
    @kingkereti7709 2 года назад +23

    Jodi: the 3 people first, loop it back around, go back for the baby
    michael: *i like this one*

  • @jarlhenrik
    @jarlhenrik 3 года назад +765

    God, the chaotic energy of Toast and Jodi is gonna be… something.

    • @swbdynamic7728
      @swbdynamic7728 3 года назад +2

      What a way to ruin a spoiler

    • @TheFireDraken7
      @TheFireDraken7 3 года назад +21

      @@swbdynamic7728 just don't look in the comments before you watch the video, kinda your own fault

    • @BlooHoots
      @BlooHoots 3 года назад +2

      @@swbdynamic7728 ur fault

    • @stuartlarkinmadtv
      @stuartlarkinmadtv 3 года назад +2

      @@swbdynamic7728 *ruin* a *spoiler* ? 🤔

  • @jonathanlam8029
    @jonathanlam8029 3 года назад +1237

    Jodi - "I don't meet a lot of people with 4 letters in their name"
    Boyfriend = John.
    Coincidence? I think not

  • @conormcmenamin3064
    @conormcmenamin3064 3 года назад +585

    I love the fact that they got other streamers to come in to not get hired, like " hey, were hiring some new streamers to our organisation, could you come and not be one of them?

    • @edu.trp99
      @edu.trp99 3 года назад +52

      All of them are hired in TSM lol

    • @mikeoath9541
      @mikeoath9541 3 года назад +56

      Do you not know that they are all TSM members XD. They're just friends and it's a cool feature, no awkwardness since they're all with TSM.

    • @Regent192
      @Regent192 3 года назад +11

      @@mikeoath9541 even hikaru? I thought he only did chess content

    • @AndieeeX
      @AndieeeX 3 года назад +19

      @@Regent192 yes he is signed with TSM and plays chess online

    • @janong262
      @janong262 3 года назад

      Is Peter still in tsm after all the drama?

  • @izzys.3984
    @izzys.3984 3 года назад +116

    Jodi: “I don’t meet many people with 4 letters in their name”
    John: “so am I just a joke to you”

  • @marxsts
    @marxsts 3 года назад +1662

    MIchael to Hikaru: "smart people intimidate me"

    • @ounobaga1829
      @ounobaga1829 3 года назад +37

      oh wow so you watched the video too?

    • @nacomendez
      @nacomendez 3 года назад +5

      @@ounobaga1829 to @Marx "oh wow so you watched the video too?"

    • @nacomendez
      @nacomendez 3 года назад +2

      Marx to OTV comment section: "MIchael to Hikaru: "smart people intimidate me""

    • @quackquack7537
      @quackquack7537 3 года назад +6

      @@nacomendez oh wow so you watched the video too?

    • @arunabhzzz3616
      @arunabhzzz3616 3 года назад +3

      @@quackquack7537 oh wow so you watched the video too?

  • @lucasyoungers
    @lucasyoungers 3 года назад +944

    God I love how everyone is such a perfect caricature. Like Toast is obviously the creepy old guy, Lily is the creepy young guy who read a pickup artist book, Scarra is the classic intimidating boss, Poki is the professional one, and Michael is very obviously the tech lead who was forced to interview people and isn't used to human contact.

    • @chatgptnewslive2023
      @chatgptnewslive2023 3 года назад +5

      did u just called toast old 😭😭😭

    • @verbfrombonsai8852
      @verbfrombonsai8852 3 года назад +6

      @@chatgptnewslive2023 I think he just means he is playing the part of the creepy old guy in the interviews, but not necessarily he is one

    • @missbeaussie
      @missbeaussie 3 года назад +5

      Poki tried to crack onto Jodi, not sure that's professional 😂

  • @shizuko.o
    @shizuko.o 3 года назад +303

    OMG, I didn't expect that there will be new members of Offline TV. At the start of the video, I thought it was all a joke or for the content only, but it's actually not!! I started watching you guys last year in the middle of the pandemic and your videos literally put a smile on my face whenever I feel down because your contents are legit top tier. And up until now, you guys have always made quality content that people will surely love. I love every personality that you guys have! Literally crying and happy at the same that Syd, Jodi, John joined you guys! They are a great addition to your group! Can't wait to see more content from you guys with the new members!!

    • @WhatIsTheHeat
      @WhatIsTheHeat 3 года назад +1

      “Up until now” what changed?

    • @Huinker
      @Huinker 3 года назад

      Parasocial

    • @CoolDBG
      @CoolDBG 3 года назад

      🙌🙌🙌

    • @marc46008
      @marc46008 3 года назад

      Yeah they're like my friends when I don't have one

  • @JackieBurkhart924
    @JackieBurkhart924 3 года назад +80

    This is like The Office but make it OTV and I'm so here for it.
    Congratulations Jodi, Sydney, and John!!!

  • @YourAverageClown
    @YourAverageClown 3 года назад +620

    "Take out the three people, loop around, and then hit the baby"
    "Welcome to the team" 😂😭😂😭

    • @lefcso
      @lefcso 3 года назад +5

      One of the best skits in the video

    • @Raikos100
      @Raikos100 3 года назад +5

      *aggressive handshake*
      "THAT'S AN ABSOLUTE YES FOR ME"

  • @heav7584
    @heav7584 3 года назад +536

    "I think it's gonna be Poki" is hilarious lmao

    • @joeymorales2565
      @joeymorales2565 3 года назад +12

      Qt KILLED me with that one

    • @sketch3744
      @sketch3744 3 года назад +3

      I did not get that joke someone plz help me I'm stupid.

    • @89ksantoso
      @89ksantoso 3 года назад +18

      @@sketch3744 poki is already the member of otv

    • @regular_ian
      @regular_ian 3 года назад +11

      qt always has a LULW up her sleeve

    • @chinonycc
      @chinonycc 3 года назад +2

      Cuz poki literally wins everything so yea😭

  • @cardinalityy
    @cardinalityy 3 года назад +337

    Toast's "do you know what the Japanese did--" comment had me DYING

  • @Tmaxgirl28
    @Tmaxgirl28 3 года назад +34

    The dynamic has been solid with the the previous 5 (technically 6, Yvonne), but I'm really looking forward to how they will resettle the dynamic now! Super excited!

  • @ImPoilicious
    @ImPoilicious 3 года назад +403

    "why don't you hire me and find out"
    Scarra getting stunned, lmao

  • @sophiaredwood5825
    @sophiaredwood5825 3 года назад +2255

    “Poki and Toast, are you currently dating anyone right now?”
    “Yes. Each other.”
    Killed me 😭😂👏

    • @onlyme0349
      @onlyme0349 3 года назад +7

      was kinda mean towards toast tho lol

    • @KailoVT
      @KailoVT 3 года назад +6

      Are they joking? I’m kinda lost on this one

    • @loppivoid9905
      @loppivoid9905 3 года назад +33

      @@KailoVT bruh

    • @brenrei
      @brenrei 3 года назад +95

      @@KailoVT its a joke yes, they dont talk about who theyre dating

    • @tofaa3668
      @tofaa3668 3 года назад +4

      @@onlyme0349 huh

  • @doublelift
    @doublelift 3 года назад +5293

    whyd I get rejected tho :(

    • @CyclopsTyphoon
      @CyclopsTyphoon 3 года назад +443

      I liked your car, it is cool.

    • @DocGG_VT
      @DocGG_VT 3 года назад +383

      Probably Scarra getting back at you for having a better LoL career 😂😂

    • @TotalPlace
      @TotalPlace 3 года назад +28

      was that hotwheels? it’s cool tho

    • @sohamchakraborty4292
      @sohamchakraborty4292 3 года назад +10

      U less subscriber lmao (jk)

    • @chithebot
      @chithebot 3 года назад +39

      it's alright buddy. you still got your car

  • @jackfoster4935
    @jackfoster4935 2 года назад +13

    Michael giving Sydney the robodog that doesn’t turn on to see how she handles pressure is actually really smart

  • @greyspear3207
    @greyspear3207 3 года назад +972

    I'm still questioning how they managed to get Hikaru on the show, even if it was short-lived

    • @RoliPoliOli00
      @RoliPoliOli00 3 года назад +49

      Lmao was like dafuq???

    • @mninr4843
      @mninr4843 3 года назад +50

      Such a weirdly amazing fit for the show

    • @russianbot7853
      @russianbot7853 3 года назад +72

      I took a double take to make sure it was Hikaru

    • @tanishqshastri2233
      @tanishqshastri2233 3 года назад +15

      Ikr??? I am a chess fan and I was shocked too

    • @tejasbode783
      @tejasbode783 3 года назад +5

      Pineapple man fans assemble! 😂

  • @chronoigni2703
    @chronoigni2703 3 года назад +656

    "Religion Tier List". One of the most conspiracy inducing lists and one that I doubted would ever be thought of being made. You truly are a man of culture, Mr. Reeves.

    • @ParkerMAlford
      @ParkerMAlford 3 года назад +7

      He got it from Schlatt when he was on chuckle sandwitch

    • @mattmugiwara
      @mattmugiwara 3 года назад +3

      He did one in a Chuckle Sandwich episode

    • @Tom-zw2du
      @Tom-zw2du 3 года назад

      That joke killed me

    • @amaryllis0
      @amaryllis0 3 года назад

      > One of the most conspiracy inducing lists
      What does that even mean?

    • @ItsDresso
      @ItsDresso 3 года назад +3

      @@amaryllis0 probably controversy

  • @victorpersson02
    @victorpersson02 3 года назад +555

    Jodi: "Run over the racists, loop around, kill the baby." Inside Michael's head whilst he vigourously shakes Jodi's hand: "You're so fucking UNBELIEVABLY HIRED OMFG!!"

    • @Lnn1304
      @Lnn1304 3 года назад +1

      I thougt He was going to say that she should kill the least racists as possible, or smt like that

    • @ArdensGember
      @ArdensGember 3 года назад +3

      The look of absolute pure joy on Michael's face there was golden.

  • @Botella_gm
    @Botella_gm 3 года назад +18

    the very "subtle" comfibeats promo at 11:02 LMAO

  • @vivianshen7654
    @vivianshen7654 3 года назад +159

    "She didn't have a resume, he's playing with a toy car, and smart people intimidate us"
    Legitimate

  • @mxln2512
    @mxln2512 3 года назад +2326

    "Sex"
    John: not before marriage
    Jodi: often
    Sydney: tight
    their dynamic 👌

    • @vailingbow1068
      @vailingbow1068 3 года назад +27

      Hmmm. This can explain the often Jodi put XD

  • @adomlanfmad
    @adomlanfmad 3 года назад +661

    sydney: am i allowed to make black jokes?
    toast: well does that offer extend to all of us or…?
    LOVE the office skits, keep up the good work!

  • @doctordingo1670
    @doctordingo1670 3 года назад +10

    2:27 He's got all 3 axis powers in one, that's a steal.

  • @shotbyartemis
    @shotbyartemis 3 года назад +1668

    Michael: Three racist people and 1 racist baby
    Jodi: Take out the three people first then the baby
    Michael: Enthusiastic approval
    I am floored XD!!

    • @nathanrivera420
      @nathanrivera420 3 года назад +3

      🤝

    • @schandler7536
      @schandler7536 3 года назад +3

      Or you can drift the train across the 2 tracks if they're close enough, saves you time and you can have fun

  • @TheAMaazing
    @TheAMaazing 3 года назад +2377

    WELCOME!!! Can't wait to see what kind of chaos will result from this 😂

  • @mollofistraye5164
    @mollofistraye5164 3 года назад +33

    i almost cried when lily said "who named you?"
    ah, good memories

  • @Jess-yk5hi
    @Jess-yk5hi 3 года назад +459

    holy heck Jodi's delivery is hysterical, and this play off Toast is A++++++++

  • @normalyt9808
    @normalyt9808 3 года назад +699

    😂 I love Lily’s “who named you” great call back to dnd

    • @stealth-07
      @stealth-07 3 года назад +51

      thinking about dnd just makes me sad now though

    • @bambulbee123
      @bambulbee123 3 года назад +31

      @@stealth-07saem. sad because of the dm but happy because I got introduced to dnd and the community.

    • @mikayanji297
      @mikayanji297 3 года назад +17

      @@stealth-07 ikr? I just binge watched it again this week and It made me cry. The campaign was really funny.

    • @petezthegangsta4750
      @petezthegangsta4750 3 года назад

      @@mikayanji297 what happened?

    • @khairuzanahmad7667
      @khairuzanahmad7667 3 года назад +13

      @@petezthegangsta4750 Arcadum is weird guy. Sexually harassing his females player. There's a twitter thread about it.

  • @TyyThatGuyy
    @TyyThatGuyy 3 года назад +467

    "She didn't have a resume, he's playing with a toy car, and smart people intimidate me"
    How he said all of it so chill made it all funnier 1:16

  • @vortex9677
    @vortex9677 3 года назад +128

    Ok I’m setting the stage: it’s roughly 6:00am, the new members are sound asleep. But from the shadows Don scarra emerges into Masayoshi’s “crib”. Swiftly subdues Masayoshi and drags him into the OTV’s dungeon. The other two recruits already tied to their chairs OTV Cartel initiation begins.

  • @cat_von_cat5872
    @cat_von_cat5872 3 года назад +2187

    Everyone: “Welcome to OTV!”
    Secretly: “Welcome to Brodin’s torture chamber” xD

    • @itsrany
      @itsrany 3 года назад +12

      True

    • @nicktheanticlause1313
      @nicktheanticlause1313 3 года назад +14

      Michael Reeve's latest lab rats as well.

    • @poison_wolf3512
      @poison_wolf3512 3 года назад +1

      @@nicktheanticlause1313 I was going to be sad if we forgot Michel cmon he is taser man

    • @toxiclunch
      @toxiclunch 3 года назад

      Just three weeks later and they decide to stop living together.

  • @Kikz323
    @Kikz323 3 года назад +310

    I freakn love the energy in this. I think John, Jody and Syd will just elevate OTV even more. If this "The Office" style video continues into a series I'm all for it.

    • @tamhuy10
      @tamhuy10 3 года назад

      I think they dod it just to introduce them

    • @andydabeast8361
      @andydabeast8361 3 года назад

      @@tamhuy10 no this is like the 2nd video they've done with this type of video.

  • @Zyphalopagus
    @Zyphalopagus 3 года назад +2699

    absolutely perfect additions to the group! congrats everyone!

    • @AstromEdits
      @AstromEdits 3 года назад +4

      Yo zyph

    • @NinjaLoveDomo24
      @NinjaLoveDomo24 3 года назад +9

      Didn't expect to see you here. (Love your content btw)

    • @NarestWhal
      @NarestWhal 3 года назад +2

      Zyph alright, very unexpected

    • @BlooHoots
      @BlooHoots 3 года назад +1

      yo i watch ur vids lol

    • @vgamejosh8
      @vgamejosh8 3 года назад

      I 100% agree!!

  • @_Woo
    @_Woo 3 года назад +12

    Toast :"Our receptionist is pretty"
    Yvonne:"I'll take it"

  • @Bernardo-hi5ze
    @Bernardo-hi5ze 3 года назад +247

    Jodi convincing Michael by solving the trolley problem was so funny 😂 5:35
    Congrats John, Jodi, and Sydney🥳, can’t wait for all the fun and hilarious moments with all of you!

  • @overlordeclipse8263
    @overlordeclipse8263 3 года назад +322

    Michael was so proud to know someone who answered the trolley problem like that.

  • @linadams1965
    @linadams1965 3 года назад +320

    Lmao the Jodi/Michael combo was hilarious.
    He’s hectic and she just matched him loooolllll

    • @freedomoftruth9071
      @freedomoftruth9071 3 года назад

      lilys gonna be jealous

    • @shelbymoore6956
      @shelbymoore6956 3 года назад +7

      @@freedomoftruth9071 there’s nothing to be jealous over?? two people can be friends and riff off of each other without it being weird

    • @linadams1965
      @linadams1965 3 года назад

      @@freedomoftruth9071 actually if you watched the video Michael will be 😏 also Jodi is in a relationship with John they’ve been together for 2 or 3 years.

  • @clashdevil2925
    @clashdevil2925 3 года назад +36

    "Pokey and toast are you currently dating someone"
    Pokey: yes each other
    Look at toasts reaction it's god damn funny