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OFFLINETV VALENTINE'S DAY DREAM DATE
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- Опубликовано: 13 фев 2022
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never let john cook flan again
OMEGALUL
come on girl! he did his best XD (but yeah no...)
he just forgot to put the other thing in the oven so the flan doesn't get dry
Give him a chance
Terrible flan, but clearly a 10 out of 10 "f...faun?"
John: "I got you this blanket because you said you were cold"
Michael: "cheeseballs"
no comments?
@@lanieA.14 well, there's one...
@@breawen two
3
John: "i drew a heart in my dish to be romantic"
Michael: "AMOGUS."
The true date was with john and michael's bromance
BAHAHAHAHHAA
fr 14:42 cutest otv couple right there
@@danha3107oh yeah Michael creamed on his face. Cute 😂
@@nelwonmelwon3860🤨🤨
@@danha3107 Toast is gonna get real jealous of this
The fact that Micheal can casually rip off a piece of an oven because he thought it was a drawer speaks leagues about his Herculean strength.
I mean, you'd be surprised what breaks if you put your weight on it. Especially if you're in a hurry.
(Maaaaay have ripped some door handles off when trying to stand up. I've never even been over 200lbs, they were just shitty hardware-store things with 2 screws each xD)
@@willb5278 but for a 3 foot tall fourteen y/o boy, it’s pretty impressive
@@florence.exe. You didn't take the crack into account
That part is detattchable (I think.) We have an oven in our apartment and I thought I ripped it off because I was mopping the floor too hard and pulled it.
@@florence.exe.
Come on now, Lily's not a pedophile, Michael's at LEAST a 3 foot tall 18 year old.
The way everyone just turns to Brodin whenever something goes wrong is gold lmfao
at this point can u blame em? :p
Brodin is a fucking legend lmao
The real manipulator of OTV
john saying “fahn” the entire time and nobody correcting him until jodi had to bully him about it is quite possibly the funniest shit i ever saw.
« Why is there soofle? »
@@jordanluong9797 "what the hell's a s-ow-fel?" to be precise LOL
he said it that way because he doesn't take L's
i’m halfway through the video and just now realizing he was making FLAN i was wondering what fauhn was
@@jordanluong9797 weird question but are you vietnamese by any chance, my last name is also Luong but i’ve never met anyone with that last name before
Michael: I need 4 hours.
Poki: 45 minutes.
Michael: I need 1-2 hours.
Poki: ...45 minutes.
Michael: Ok.
Ok.
Maybe this is how he is so successful in his relationship😭
Michael fed Lily a whole bite of Wasabi and still managed to pass, this man has so many unknown talents
happy singles awareness day :-)
bruh
AARDVARK PAYS OFF!
Lol
Just commenting to wait for the possible thirsty af comments.
*I just want to be a part of this comment so ill just leave this reply here :D*
the fact both lily and micheal mentioned that “the flowers kill cats” is actually really wholesome in a weird way
i love that they both mentioned that too! a lot of people don't realize that a cat can die just by brushing up against lilies
@@Kilayli what the fuck i gotta search that
Yep. Even the pollen is extremely poisonous to them and most cats die because when owners notice that the cat is ill it's already too late.
Right? It feels like Michael asked Lily about her favourite flower, she responded saying Lilies and mentioned that fact, and Michael remembered it
You think they have nver talked about this really?? Probably last valentines 😂
For this upcoming valentine's day they should swap places and let lily and jodi cook while micheal and jon go chill in a cafe with scarra and toast XD
I can see jon requesting flan from jodi just to get back at her. XD
Bro Michael is fucking hilarious. Love how he calmly welcomed them home then it cut to him crying at the stove haha
lmfao
Jodi: I want lots of effort put into planning
Lily: *Taco Bell*
I am the same way taco bell is good food
She right tho
@@sunnishae5047 right? i way perferr to go to tacobell and chill at home than go out for fine steak.
Mmmmmm
I like that even though she likes that simple stuff Michael finds a way to put thought into it without making her uncomfortable
Oven: *Soufflé*
John: “WHAT THE HECK IS A SAWFEL”
IMMM DEDDDD
I fucking CACKLED xD
Where the fuvk did he get the a from too, like ???
dead people cant type
american moment..
Time stamp?
Michaels rooftop date sounds like the most adorable thing ever, and makes me want to hug him respectfully
Jodi: “I like the hydrangeas, they’re very pretty.”
Lily: *Garbage*
Lily's expectations for a romantic date is peak introvert couple goals, lol
*Peak Gamer*
And we're here for it
It's so relatable lol
Jodi: "Wheres my necklace?"
Michael in the background: "So this is called among us"
timecode pls
@@ball_sack6969 37:07
@@dukeofheat1440 You a GOAT
34:13 I love how the only thing that Lily remembers from the letter that Michael wrote is the "I'm sorry i poisoned you" part, and ignore all the cute things he wrote because of the lingering bite of wasabi from her mouth.. 🤣
I love how John and Michael went from lying about their progress to being scared of them being mad to being confident and then crying again
When aria was explaining to michael what he had to do, i immediately recognised his expression as "I'm trying really hard to listen but i already forgot half of what she said"
Ok
It's the beeewbs, they're really distracting...
@@williamfugimoto8526 dude, what is wrong with you lmao
@@Nirroir lmao it's ok, it's deep in our DNA by now, just embrace it
@@williamfugimoto8526 down horrendous
The huge difference between Jodi and John’s relationship and Lily and Michael’s relationship is hilarious
ikr theyre all so cute tho
ok
Yeah, lily is an abusive wife smh
Yeah like, Jodi's great...
Jodi's the type of girl who destroys you.
Just my favorite moments
9:38 “Sawfull”
28:08 Lily’s face when she said “I do”
28:29 Jodi smacking the balloon
29:59 Jodi’s laugh
30:42 Wasabi beanboozle
37:13 It’s not flan John
Yo ur 2nd timestamp confused me
I love how Micheal & Lily and John & Jodi are like exact opposite of each other with different likes, personalities, humour but still like each other and have an amazing relationship (respectively).
John trying his best and being confused af while Michael causes chaos in the kitchen Is great
Michael is somehow both chaotic evil and good at the same time. But never neutral.
And here I thought John couldn't get any dadd-ier then he dropped "if you don't want it I'll hold it".
Gawd damn John !
Whenever i see Michael and chaos is when I like
@@level2.99 that doesn't make sense.
@@inanis9801 you are the huh when the bargain
It’s really nice that John let his little brother cook with him
Fuck I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣
LLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
ya its really nice that his brother can still help the family
Stolen from his majesty Cumboy
He really towers over poor Michael.
31:31 micheal and lily are having a funny cute moment AND THEN THERE'S JODI LMAO *CRUNCH*
5:21 Aria trying to grab Michael and run away from the cockroach is absolutely hilarious
5:51 Nathan 😑
John: trying his best to learn and find ingredients
Michael: let’s have some shots
900th like
@@ThePurplePapaya 1600th like
37:15 "that is an amongus"
-micheal reeves - feb 15 2022
John for real said "What the hells a sou-fle?"
Me: this can’t possibly go worse than when Lily tried to cook for Michael
John: “what the hell’s a sowfull?”
I screamed.
bor video ngl disliked :/
I CACKLED
@@AeKay1 lmao no
15:57 anyone else notice that Michael used a regular pan instead of a non stick pan to cook the dumplings
Aria being Micheal's mom while he causes chaos is too funny
It’s like he’s a murderous child and she is a tired mom who just finished working
Micheal is a leash child
Jodi: Outside the house, romantic, and very fruitful in gifts.
Lily: Taco bell
I can’t blame John for seeing the word “Soufflé” and saying S-OW-FUL but damn it made me laugh for a good few minutes.
John looks like he's constantly having a panic attack and putting him with Michael who causes panic attacks by merely existing is too perfect.
also as a person with John as my inner monologue screaming "WHERE'S THE PASTA!" "I NEED PASTA!" how dare you have this man make a souffle when he's struggling to boil noodles and toast bread.
It was a flan not a souffleeeeeee. Souffles are actually surprisingly easy to make the hardest part is perfectly timing your egg whites. Also for clarification i dont wanna come off as an ass or anything D: just a simple correction.
To be honest it's more worrying that they struggled to open the butter holder in the fridge then boil water lol poor John
LMAO your comment is too funny
I dont think you know what panic attack means lol
If I was told to make a Flan I would just go a head and make a cake since I know how to make them
“Every time I see your face…
it reminds me of you”
I BURST OUT LAUGHING I WAS NOT EXPECTED THE SECOND HALF!! HAHAA
SAME
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
i cant find it, u have the timestamp?
@@steveee1750 33:57
@@draconicthorn1980 thank you
this video saved my cats from potential death because 2 days after i watched it my dad brought home some lilies and i immediately placed them in a room my cats don't have access to. Had I not watched this video my cats for sure would've munched on them. Thank you lily
12:39 " yeah our balloon didn't fall into the sky " - A fluent English speaker
I didn't expect the wasabi Gyoza to actually get served, watching lily enjoying the meal, then spontaneous dying was too well done
I didn't expect that he had actually the plan to warn her beforehand.
Jodi looked so concerned 😅
the fact that jodi could have 😂gotten the sabotaged one , lily sharing her meal was the most suspenseful scene
@@quartzsienes8033that would’ve been fucking amazing lol
@@electricpaisy6045😂😂😂😂😂😂
John holding the pan right under the vent, looking over his shoulder, pretending everything is fine, is an absolute MOOD
Vent? Sussy amogus imposter
Reminds me of myself a few days ago when i accidentally boiled oil. Nothing else in the pot yet, i was heating up the oil to stir fry some stuff and then i got distracted with preparing the other ingredients so after a while i turned around and oil fumes were filling the kitchen. At least he had bacon in there and other stuff to be handling.
John and Micheal are such a goated duo
“Every time I see your face, it reminds me of you”-John 2022 😂😅
Michael being an absolute softy for Lily is so wonderful.
yeah i always forget how good of a bf he is
I love how worried he got when he forgot the wasabi surprise
Ruined the 777 likes
You should give us a switched version, where Jody and Lily prepare a date to John and Michael, that would be fun to see aswell
It wouldn't be as funny because the girls aren't kitchen disaster lol, I guess it can be cute tho.
Jhon
@@wongcayven9893 lol
Ah yes my favourite couple, jhon and jody
It would be very sweet, romantic and thoughtful. Basically it would kill all the single fan base xD
This is the most accurate representation of boyfriends giving their girlfriends a fancy valentines evening, from the beginning to the middle is just unpredictable situations and pure stress with the evening coming to a good end
Im writing this right as I’m watching micheal make his wasabi gyoza, and i cant wait 😂
Jodi: "So, where's my necklace?" Meanwhile Michael in the background: " That's an Among Us sussy-"
LOL the vibes of the two couples are complete opposites XD
@@cocoafruit8251 yea one self centered superficial vs wholesome and genuine.
@@ZT_Performance you realize that Jodi was joking...right??
@@ZT_Performance it was a joke my guy
37:08 - 37:11 👌
Michael actually never disappoints. He’s a content machine
Every 6-12 months yeah
@@retrogamer462 once in two years, he is a content machine
and it lasts for 3 videos
Hes a slow running machine designed to make perfect content
@@cdtheking3795 usally he actually isnt, its hard to make the stuff and even his new video took 6 months for literally one thing in the video cause he had to wait.
As someone who was a fan of his builds and cursed-ness I gotta respectfully disagree lmfao
14:25 The part where John finally found the pasta after like 2 hours killed me he probably looked in there 10 times😭😭
Lilly:*receives desert*
Also lilly: “that’s a penis”
My hope for the boys came back when they said Aria and Jaime are going to help them cook
Fax
@@pvscal. What does that have to do with cooking?
@@firefoxcodex15 ur too um idk innocent and r u serious you dont know what he was talkin about and its a joke
@@pvscal. definitely the most useless and irrelevant point to make but thanks anyways😀
@@StarrySky- no no he have a point like if you don't have bf you won't know how to cook?
Michael and Lily are wholesome in a barely controlled chaos sort of way
i love michael and john lowkey hyping each other up while cooking,,makes me feel like they were the v-day dates 😂😂
John's world crumbled before he's eyes when Jodi asked about her necklace
* *everything going wrong in the best most endearing way* *
*Lily fucking nearly dies by a sudden wasabi*
Michael: “Oh shit… I forgot to tell her”
At least it was him being forgetful and not malicious in nature. 🐬😂💀
Is she allergic to Wasabi or something? I don't not know
@@dj146n wasabi is already pretty spicy in small amounts
michael filled a whole gyoza with it
@@Yewsarn oh ya I forgot that it wasn't just a hint of wasabi it was the whole thing
“Who did you get help from?”
“Uh.. wha what are you talking about help?”
aria trying to help his alcoholic brother to make a nice meal for his gf is so cute
Nothing is more on brand with OTV than John and Michael lying through their teeth that everything is fine during their phone call with Jaime lmao
Lily and Michael both knowing and mentioning that lilies kill cats is so adorable
Time stamp?
@@tom_casual 6:15 for Lily and 12:10 for Michael
Lily kills cats?
@@ishab.6798 yeah the flower
@@riya6627 There's no flower called "cats" wtf
Michael: Things are going great
Michael: *crying noises intensifies*
wow, that is relatable
Lily: He's gonna try, it's gonna be cute, and it's gonna be fun
My heart, that's so sweet
“Every time I see your face, it reminds me of you” - John; how romantic
Hahahaha, that had me rolling
When I tell you I CRIED at that part you had better believe me LMFAO
he has such a way w words 😩💕
@@QuarterJade woah
John and Jodi: Passive Aggressive Mess
Michael and Lily: Great Chaos
Spot on.
Legit spot on
Romantic dates as you stay together are an expression of self to the object of our affection, and an exercise in setting a goal and nailing that as a thing you can do. It's the ability to step up when it matters.
That's what this video has taught me.
37:48 Pov: Youre hanging out with your gf/bf but your parents are arguing in the other room
Michael: "We're fine, we're fine!"
Also Michael: *legit having a breakdown at* 18:45
if micheal doesnt have a breakdown in the video then it isnt an actual video
Michael hyping up John at the beginning is something I live for
I also live loving
Yeah :D
I love that Jodi just knows there is not secret message😅 literally just a “no”
“all the single people out there“ *shows a video of scara*
Jodi not getting the "every time I see your face, it reminds me of you" joke while lilly's choking from laughter instead of wasabi was amazing. Love is blind
Wasabi
@@wasabigamer9235 Wasabi
Mind to explain the joke to me? I didn't get it either.
When he sees her face it remins him of her. The joke is because it is obvious when you see aomeone, it should remind you of the person you are looking at.
@@cmansos6236 Mh I thought it was more about an insider joke. Thanks for your reply though.
So what _I’m_ learning is that Micheal is the most romantic human on the planet
Edit: Okay he _did_ end up poisoning Lily and accidental or not that’s gotta dock some points
Ok but the apology was pretty nice
Wait, what? Context??
Poison is romantic
@@TitaniumTronic probably the sushi, just started the video but taking the context of what hw is cooking fish seems like the likely candidate
When a camera is rolling so are the heads but on his own he is the king of hearts
Michael is such a thoughtful gift giver.
this video shows just how much jodi and lily are such different people and i love them both
We should get a second part but the girls treating the boys.
Steak and a BJ Day doesn't translate to YT.
Next year or white day
Nah cus if they were as critical they might get canceled lmao. Nah that'd be fun tho I agree
@@Hansengineering who said it had to be on YT
@@katteisace4563 Does OfflineTV have a PornHub account?
Michael and Lily saying the same thing about lilys are so cute
I love how John instantly assumes Brodin sabotaged him with the butter. 😂
Micheal: nothing went wrong
Lily: *dies from wasabi*
Can we talk about how John smoothly evaded the "Don't lie to me." at 36:45 ?? I know Michael was able to smooth talk on the phone and make it seem like everything was fine, but this deserves play of the game.
John got that W evade confrontation rizz
As a white person, Michael stating "I already do that, I'm not white" was one of the funniest jokes in this video
R u saying ur white? SMH at the grammar
@@tim_dillon Lmao of course a white person would say this
As a half Filipino, him stating that was hilarious and I came to the comment section specifically to see if anyone else commented this😭😂😂👏🏻
Especially considering he is white
@@outside8312 r u talking about Micheal? I mean, I guess, he’s half white half and half Filipino, but he doesn’t look white, looks more Filipino than white
19:13
“ Do you guys need anything??”
“…”
“ God if he’s available”
Kinda random but I love Aria and Mykull's dynamic 😭 she's scolding him like an older sister, they're giving each other advice in the most chaotic way possible, it's def giving dude and his girlfriend's best friend energy 😭🤌
"I'm not white"
dude Michael freaking kills it and does even try's, funniest thing I've heard all month
I’m not white ! There u go.
@@UTM88 I can only make it in a rice cooker.... and I'm in culinary school
But to be fair or unfair i guess 私は日本語を話します
My dad grew up in Japan and yet I'm still trash at stovetop rice, now I make bomb ass sushi and ramen but yeah
@@ConstantChaos1 sorry i dont speak ramen
When Likly was talking about the Taco Bell rooftop date, I immediately felt more single because I was shoveling burger into my mouth and said "Aww" at the same time and almost choked alone in my dorm 🙃
You have very similar energy to me at around the same time I spilled uncooked instant noodle that I was eating in bed
I am also very very single
I chocked while reading your comment 😂
@@upbeatcamp1482 Yeah but atleast the bed was more spacious. Right ? I'm really trying... God help us single souls 💀
You good?
I love how the guys messed up the food but the girls still appreciate and love them...
24:11
Poki having a difficulty on the lighter
Jodi, starts the lighter with ease
*Everyone's energies on the kitchen:*
Aria: concerned mom
Michael: attention seeking middle child
Jamie: bossy older sister
Jhon: lost little brother
Alternatively:
Brodin: absent father
@@fedepereiraa *Abusive father
scarra : happy with his raycons
@@timothyong2281 that rare scarra sighting on the ad read made my night lol
I love how everyone’s so distrustful of Brodin by now that even in a normal video everyone suspects Brodin sabotaged everything
He did, they swapped all the things in the kitchen around and mislabeled the cabinets
@@paradoxpanic4053 Can never be sure whether it’s for this video or just a Brodin thing to do
What a cursed kitchen to cook in
I just wanna say you guys make me so happy! I watch you guys over any Netflix show, You are my comfort show
Realizing Micheal and John are making the food:
*expectations lowered*
Sees Aria and Jaime
*expectations restored*
They leave
*expectations lowered once again*
*Panik*
*Kalm*
*Panik*
Lily and Jodi arguing about how Jodi didn't do anything when she was being poisoned by wasabi lmao. Their energies actually vibe so well!
Micheal kills it with the content, John..man I'm falling for your face expressions can't wait to see more of you
After 1 year, I've realised that this video is just a guise for Brodin to subliminally say, that they had horrid kitchen conditions.
“Every time I see your face, it reminds me of you”
Wise words John. Wise words.
ahhahahahahah
A wise one said, "hmm... the floor here is made out of floor"
Another wise man Said "So the door....doesn't door" and thus it did not 😅🤣
This man Michael forgets about the wasabi and then walks out and says "oh shit I should talk about that" had me dying bruh😂😂
"people love their pets more than they love themselves" bro has some wisdom.
Jodie: "so where's my necklace" michael: "so this is called amongus"
37:08 Jodi: *looks at the necklace Michael gave Lily* "Where's my necklace?"
Michael in the background: "So this is called Amongus Sussus - "
I really don't think Jodi has room to complain here.
The part where Aria was telling Michael how to make the rice sticky for sushi and michaels like "im not white" had my dying.
Same! I couldn't stop laughing
Yeah the new brand of socially acceptable racism because it's against whites.
@@kyotosunsetdreams6105 there's a difference between a joke and racism
@@LestatPatate I agree, but if you reverse that and replace white with black all of a sudden it isn't a joke nowadays.
@@kyotosunsetdreams6105 then idk what you seein but i see jokes of this and that kind and rarely is someone ever offended
just ignore the loud toxic minorities and you can see it really isnt like what ur saying
when i saw 10:37 a bomb of nostalgia hit me. like, it reminds me when i go out somewhere far, basically like breathing fresh air n its almost night just brings me nice thoughts. yk that feeling where your with some1 close driving at night. its cool, peaceful, passing a bunch of street lights. its a nice mood to fall asleep in. but ngl i fr missin it hard hard cus i havent been out somewhere nice in a while..