OFFLINETV VALENTINE'S DAY DREAM DATE

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @mjgonzalez7018
    @mjgonzalez7018 2 года назад +6643

    john saying “fahn” the entire time and nobody correcting him until jodi had to bully him about it is quite possibly the funniest shit i ever saw.

    • @jordanluong9797
      @jordanluong9797 2 года назад +256

      « Why is there soofle? »

    • @CryorDuratis
      @CryorDuratis 2 года назад +197

      @@jordanluong9797 "what the hell's a s-ow-fel?" to be precise LOL

    • @jjonathankiim
      @jjonathankiim 2 года назад +114

      he said it that way because he doesn't take L's

    • @toastybread9267
      @toastybread9267 2 года назад +60

      i’m halfway through the video and just now realizing he was making FLAN i was wondering what fauhn was

    • @squirrel8397
      @squirrel8397 2 года назад

      @@jordanluong9797 weird question but are you vietnamese by any chance, my last name is also Luong but i’ve never met anyone with that last name before

  • @watchworthy.
    @watchworthy. 2 года назад +6115

    The way everyone just turns to Brodin whenever something goes wrong is gold lmfao

    • @prewishjay5581
      @prewishjay5581 2 года назад +72

      at this point can u blame em? :p

    • @sezuma4
      @sezuma4 2 года назад +112

      Brodin is a fucking legend lmao

    • @mintpudding7908
      @mintpudding7908 2 года назад +33

      The real manipulator of OTV

  • @1mpauster
    @1mpauster 2 года назад +9889

    John: "I got you this blanket because you said you were cold"
    Michael: "cheeseballs"

    • @lanieA.14
      @lanieA.14 2 года назад +12

      no comments?

    • @breawen
      @breawen 2 года назад +53

      @@lanieA.14 well, there's one...

    • @NeXbi
      @NeXbi 2 года назад +7

      @@breawen two

    • @DeadPoet01
      @DeadPoet01 2 года назад +2

      3

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 2 года назад +110

      John: "i drew a heart in my dish to be romantic"
      Michael: "AMOGUS."

  • @cgsze
    @cgsze Год назад +5374

    The true date was with john and michael's bromance

    • @angyracc
      @angyracc Год назад +17

      BAHAHAHAHHAA

    • @danha3107
      @danha3107 Год назад +58

      fr 14:42 cutest otv couple right there

    • @nelwonmelwon3860
      @nelwonmelwon3860 Год назад +15

      ​​@@danha3107oh yeah Michael creamed on his face. Cute 😂

    • @EmiDelta
      @EmiDelta Год назад

      @@nelwonmelwon3860🤨🤨

    • @orionwolf7393
      @orionwolf7393 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@danha3107 Toast is gonna get real jealous of this

  • @Vizerm
    @Vizerm 2 года назад +13674

    the fact both lily and micheal mentioned that “the flowers kill cats” is actually really wholesome in a weird way

    • @Kilayli
      @Kilayli 2 года назад +669

      i love that they both mentioned that too! a lot of people don't realize that a cat can die just by brushing up against lilies

    • @theartoffuckit5287
      @theartoffuckit5287 2 года назад +253

      @@Kilayli what the fuck i gotta search that

    • @novh4ck
      @novh4ck 2 года назад +298

      Yep. Even the pollen is extremely poisonous to them and most cats die because when owners notice that the cat is ill it's already too late.

    • @theglizz5797
      @theglizz5797 2 года назад +24

      You think they have nver talked about this really?? Probably last valentines 😂

    • @HardiSomal
      @HardiSomal 2 года назад +7

      It’s a fact lmao

  • @fedepereiraa
    @fedepereiraa 2 года назад +4495

    Lily's expectations for a romantic date is peak introvert couple goals, lol

  • @svegeos04
    @svegeos04 2 года назад +5392

    When aria was explaining to michael what he had to do, i immediately recognised his expression as "I'm trying really hard to listen but i already forgot half of what she said"

    • @certifiedmemecertifier4881
      @certifiedmemecertifier4881 2 года назад +4

      Ok

    • @williamfugimoto8526
      @williamfugimoto8526 2 года назад +34

      It's the beeewbs, they're really distracting...

    • @caliel3417
      @caliel3417 2 года назад +220

      @@williamfugimoto8526 dude, what is wrong with you lmao

    • @LocTran-sc7mm
      @LocTran-sc7mm 2 года назад +12

      @@Nirroir lmao it's ok, it's deep in our DNA by now, just embrace it

    • @Mooshanmut
      @Mooshanmut 2 года назад +94

      @@williamfugimoto8526 down horrendous

  • @togytogathan1302
    @togytogathan1302 2 года назад +10005

    The fact that Micheal can casually rip off a piece of an oven because he thought it was a drawer speaks leagues about his Herculean strength.

    • @willb5278
      @willb5278 2 года назад +307

      I mean, you'd be surprised what breaks if you put your weight on it. Especially if you're in a hurry.
      (Maaaaay have ripped some door handles off when trying to stand up. I've never even been over 200lbs, they were just shitty hardware-store things with 2 screws each xD)

    • @florence.exe.
      @florence.exe. 2 года назад +407

      @@willb5278 but for a 3 foot tall fourteen y/o boy, it’s pretty impressive

    • @Ikxi
      @Ikxi 2 года назад +217

      @@florence.exe. You didn't take the crack into account

    • @regentlouis3678
      @regentlouis3678 2 года назад +60

      That part is detattchable (I think.) We have an oven in our apartment and I thought I ripped it off because I was mopping the floor too hard and pulled it.

    • @willb5278
      @willb5278 2 года назад +57

      @@florence.exe.
      Come on now, Lily's not a pedophile, Michael's at LEAST a 3 foot tall 18 year old.

  • @katelyndraeger4546
    @katelyndraeger4546 2 года назад +3853

    John: trying his best to learn and find ingredients
    Michael: let’s have some shots

  • @kaydenstewart9898
    @kaydenstewart9898 2 года назад +13354

    John trying his best and being confused af while Michael causes chaos in the kitchen Is great

    • @inanis9801
      @inanis9801 2 года назад +245

      Michael is somehow both chaotic evil and good at the same time. But never neutral.

    • @charlesm.2604
      @charlesm.2604 2 года назад +64

      And here I thought John couldn't get any dadd-ier then he dropped "if you don't want it I'll hold it".
      Gawd damn John !

    • @level2.99
      @level2.99 2 года назад +6

      Whenever i see Michael and chaos is when I like

    • @inanis9801
      @inanis9801 2 года назад +1

      @@level2.99 that doesn't make sense.

    • @level2.99
      @level2.99 2 года назад +4

      @@inanis9801 you are the huh when the bargain

  • @noodles3328
    @noodles3328 2 года назад +10269

    Jodi: I want lots of effort put into planning
    Lily: *Taco Bell*

    • @samirvictor2555
      @samirvictor2555 2 года назад +89

      I am the same way taco bell is good food

    • @sunnishae5047
      @sunnishae5047 2 года назад +51

      She right tho

    • @flippingbalisong3452
      @flippingbalisong3452 2 года назад +28

      @@sunnishae5047 right? i way perferr to go to tacobell and chill at home than go out for fine steak.

    • @TitaniumTronic
      @TitaniumTronic 2 года назад +3

      Mmmmmm

    • @dorktriogamer2865
      @dorktriogamer2865 2 года назад +16

      I like that even though she likes that simple stuff Michael finds a way to put thought into it without making her uncomfortable

  • @theoledicktwist6247
    @theoledicktwist6247 Год назад +585

    Michaels rooftop date sounds like the most adorable thing ever, and makes me want to hug him respectfully

  • @alli1222
    @alli1222 2 года назад +17117

    The huge difference between Jodi and John’s relationship and Lily and Michael’s relationship is hilarious

    • @yuan6228
      @yuan6228 2 года назад +598

      ikr theyre all so cute tho

    • @lilyume2245
      @lilyume2245 2 года назад +14

      ok

    • @snaH49620
      @snaH49620 2 года назад +46

      Yeah like, Jodi's great...

    • @ZT_Performance
      @ZT_Performance 2 года назад +215

      Jodi's the type of girl who destroys you.

    • @sugarbunnies1887
      @sugarbunnies1887 2 года назад +25

      @Death Bringer no wtf

  • @ghostking44
    @ghostking44 2 года назад +3957

    everything michael says in response to aria's instructions are funny af. "im not white" plus "fermented spider eye in minecraft" killed me

    • @AutumnPulse
      @AutumnPulse 2 года назад +137

      The way Aria reacts to what he says just makes his funny shit that much better.

    • @xcas9
      @xcas9 2 года назад +31

      Especially when it comes to cooking rice, wester people just can't make it right.

    • @calebsnell8735
      @calebsnell8735 2 года назад +16

      THATS WHAT I WAS LOOKING IN THE COMMENTS FOOOR
      jus “ that’s a recipe for fermented spider I in Minecraft” I love Michael he’s my spirit animal

    • @SurelyLightFoot
      @SurelyLightFoot 2 года назад +20

      @@xcas9 most cultures have some form of rice dish. Even within the same country rice made different regionally. So the correct statement would have been “I’m not fond of western style rice.”

    • @mark030531
      @mark030531 2 года назад +28

      @@SurelyLightFoot Bruh the context is clearly typical steamed rice. Don't try to act all "inclusive" and shit when everybody's talking about regular steamed rice here lmao imagine bringing political correctness into a discussion about rice for fuck's sake.

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 2 года назад +13678

    It’s really nice that John let his little brother cook with him

    • @GoBuddieGo
      @GoBuddieGo 2 года назад +210

      Fuck I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣

    • @AKAKATTACK_YT
      @AKAKATTACK_YT 2 года назад +30

      LLOLOLOLOLOLLOL

    • @peacefulfoxy0974
      @peacefulfoxy0974 2 года назад +65

      ya its really nice that his brother can still help the family

    • @ABlandName
      @ABlandName 2 года назад +34

      Stolen from his majesty Cumboy

    • @jarredkennedy6131
      @jarredkennedy6131 2 года назад +21

      He really towers over poor Michael.

  • @TheManganimegirl
    @TheManganimegirl Год назад +1517

    For this upcoming valentine's day they should swap places and let lily and jodi cook while micheal and jon go chill in a cafe with scarra and toast XD

    • @TheManganimegirl
      @TheManganimegirl Год назад +115

      I can see jon requesting flan from jodi just to get back at her. XD

    • @DehdehDora
      @DehdehDora 3 месяца назад +4

      Make this happen!

  • @QuarterJade
    @QuarterJade 2 года назад +33499

    never let john cook flan again

    • @mr.waffles323
      @mr.waffles323 2 года назад +166

      OMEGALUL

    • @thelittleblackprince3114
      @thelittleblackprince3114 2 года назад +457

      come on girl! he did his best XD (but yeah no...)

    • @vinicastro9292
      @vinicastro9292 2 года назад +280

      he just forgot to put the other thing in the oven so the flan doesn't get dry

    • @kremitkool5142
      @kremitkool5142 2 года назад +52

      Give him a chance

    • @Waylorn
      @Waylorn 2 года назад +245

      Terrible flan, but clearly a 10 out of 10 "f...faun?"

  • @fianafarrington6899
    @fianafarrington6899 2 года назад +1467

    Michael being an absolute softy for Lily is so wonderful.

    • @nuspy
      @nuspy 2 года назад +62

      yeah i always forget how good of a bf he is

    • @dropme9294
      @dropme9294 2 года назад +48

      I love how worried he got when he forgot the wasabi surprise

    • @it6249
      @it6249 2 года назад

      Ruined the 777 likes

  • @2j-light
    @2j-light 2 года назад +2302

    John looks like he's constantly having a panic attack and putting him with Michael who causes panic attacks by merely existing is too perfect.
    also as a person with John as my inner monologue screaming "WHERE'S THE PASTA!" "I NEED PASTA!" how dare you have this man make a souffle when he's struggling to boil noodles and toast bread.

    • @kelseyorlando8422
      @kelseyorlando8422 2 года назад +47

      It was a flan not a souffleeeeeee. Souffles are actually surprisingly easy to make the hardest part is perfectly timing your egg whites. Also for clarification i dont wanna come off as an ass or anything D: just a simple correction.

    • @Hale45
      @Hale45 2 года назад +46

      To be honest it's more worrying that they struggled to open the butter holder in the fridge then boil water lol poor John

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 2 года назад +5

      LMAO your comment is too funny

    • @NameiSarah
      @NameiSarah 2 года назад +5

      I dont think you know what panic attack means lol

    • @bluefates58
      @bluefates58 2 года назад +6

      If I was told to make a Flan I would just go a head and make a cake since I know how to make them

  • @AriixYT
    @AriixYT 2 года назад +1151

    Michael fed Lily a whole bite of Wasabi and still managed to pass, this man has so many unknown talents

  • @Lizafig
    @Lizafig 2 года назад +9603

    Oven: *Soufflé*
    John: “WHAT THE HECK IS A SAWFEL”
    IMMM DEDDDD

    • @jessas231
      @jessas231 2 года назад +98

      I fucking CACKLED xD

    • @__lasevix_
      @__lasevix_ 2 года назад +36

      Where the fuvk did he get the a from too, like ???

    • @notthatsleepy
      @notthatsleepy 2 года назад +1

      dead people cant type

    • @btctothemoon2026
      @btctothemoon2026 2 года назад +22

      american moment..

    • @matixx_
      @matixx_ 2 года назад +3

      Time stamp?

  • @boomboompower
    @boomboompower 2 года назад +3912

    I didn't expect the wasabi Gyoza to actually get served, watching lily enjoying the meal, then spontaneous dying was too well done

    • @electricpaisy6045
      @electricpaisy6045 2 года назад +134

      I didn't expect that he had actually the plan to warn her beforehand.

    • @hotpileofshit
      @hotpileofshit 2 года назад +56

      Jodi looked so concerned 😅

    • @quartzsienes8033
      @quartzsienes8033 2 года назад +124

      the fact that jodi could have 😂gotten the sabotaged one , lily sharing her meal was the most suspenseful scene

    • @eshwar6969
      @eshwar6969 Год назад +10

      @@quartzsienes8033that would’ve been fucking amazing lol

    • @tan_0562
      @tan_0562 Год назад +3

      @@electricpaisy6045😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Frostburn2716
    @Frostburn2716 2 года назад +6702

    Me: this can’t possibly go worse than when Lily tried to cook for Michael
    John: “what the hell’s a sowfull?”

    • @AlyxTremblay
      @AlyxTremblay 2 года назад +268

      I screamed.

    • @AeKay1
      @AeKay1 2 года назад +3

      bor video ngl disliked :/

    • @chatgptnewslive2023
      @chatgptnewslive2023 2 года назад +84

      I CACKLED

    • @carppa3765
      @carppa3765 2 года назад +31

      @@AeKay1 lmao no

    • @kix_ohio
      @kix_ohio 2 года назад +108

      15:57 anyone else notice that Michael used a regular pan instead of a non stick pan to cook the dumplings

  • @daftrok
    @daftrok Год назад +4615

    Michael: I need 4 hours.
    Poki: 45 minutes.
    Michael: I need 1-2 hours.
    Poki: ...45 minutes.
    Michael: Ok.

  • @randoperso9895
    @randoperso9895 2 года назад +3924

    Jodi: "Wheres my necklace?"
    Michael in the background: "So this is called among us"

  • @dimi9155
    @dimi9155 2 года назад +3315

    You should give us a switched version, where Jody and Lily prepare a date to John and Michael, that would be fun to see aswell

    • @ashen0001
      @ashen0001 2 года назад +192

      It wouldn't be as funny because the girls aren't kitchen disaster lol, I guess it can be cute tho.

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 2 года назад +66

      Jhon

    • @prettyboyniko8273
      @prettyboyniko8273 2 года назад +3

      @@wongcayven9893 lol

    • @pillowboomz
      @pillowboomz 2 года назад +60

      Ah yes my favourite couple, jhon and jody

    • @Bkn_zv
      @Bkn_zv 2 года назад +6

      It would be very sweet, romantic and thoughtful. Basically it would kill all the single fan base xD

  • @KonamiAi
    @KonamiAi 2 года назад +2478

    John holding the pan right under the vent, looking over his shoulder, pretending everything is fine, is an absolute MOOD

    • @jesperege8236
      @jesperege8236 2 года назад +2

      Vent? Sussy amogus imposter

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 2 года назад +3

      Reminds me of myself a few days ago when i accidentally boiled oil. Nothing else in the pot yet, i was heating up the oil to stir fry some stuff and then i got distracted with preparing the other ingredients so after a while i turned around and oil fumes were filling the kitchen. At least he had bacon in there and other stuff to be handling.

  • @Justb99xbox
    @Justb99xbox 2 года назад +942

    Bro Michael is fucking hilarious. Love how he calmly welcomed them home then it cut to him crying at the stove haha

  • @wongcayven9893
    @wongcayven9893 2 года назад +4168

    Aria being Micheal's mom while he causes chaos is too funny

    • @PineappleSquuid
      @PineappleSquuid 2 года назад +74

      It’s like he’s a murderous child and she is a tired mom who just finished working

    • @KingchristianYT
      @KingchristianYT 2 года назад +22

      Micheal is a leash child

  • @ronelbanawa9178
    @ronelbanawa9178 2 года назад +1069

    John's world crumbled before he's eyes when Jodi asked about her necklace

  • @jflume
    @jflume 2 года назад +9731

    Michael actually never disappoints. He’s a content machine

    • @retrogamer462
      @retrogamer462 2 года назад +164

      Every 6-12 months yeah

    • @dxcvvxd
      @dxcvvxd 2 года назад +80

      @@retrogamer462 once in two years, he is a content machine
      and it lasts for 3 videos

    • @cdtheking3795
      @cdtheking3795 2 года назад +46

      Hes a slow running machine designed to make perfect content

    • @boi4324
      @boi4324 2 года назад +12

      @@cdtheking3795 usally he actually isnt, its hard to make the stuff and even his new video took 6 months for literally one thing in the video cause he had to wait.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 2 года назад +6

      As someone who was a fan of his builds and cursed-ness I gotta respectfully disagree lmfao

  • @dAvidO3180
    @dAvidO3180 2 года назад +1576

    Jodi: “I like the hydrangeas, they’re very pretty.”
    Lily: *Garbage*

  • @jeslineang3683
    @jeslineang3683 2 года назад +9068

    “Every time I see your face…
    it reminds me of you”
    I BURST OUT LAUGHING I WAS NOT EXPECTED THE SECOND HALF!! HAHAA

  • @clover524
    @clover524 2 года назад +904

    “Every time I see your face, it reminds me of you” - John; how romantic

    • @jaykellin3639
      @jaykellin3639 2 года назад +20

      Hahahaha, that had me rolling

    • @latbil
      @latbil 2 года назад +14

      When I tell you I CRIED at that part you had better believe me LMFAO

    • @QuarterJade
      @QuarterJade 2 года назад +189

      he has such a way w words 😩💕

    • @jinxplayz3866
      @jinxplayz3866 2 года назад +4

      @@QuarterJade woah

  • @pokimane
    @pokimane 2 года назад +23885

    happy singles awareness day :-)

  • @spingchbup
    @spingchbup 2 года назад +285

    I love how John and Michael went from lying about their progress to being scared of them being mad to being confident and then crying again

  • @grumpykid0333
    @grumpykid0333 2 года назад +1932

    Can we talk about how John smoothly evaded the "Don't lie to me." at 36:45 ?? I know Michael was able to smooth talk on the phone and make it seem like everything was fine, but this deserves play of the game.

    • @SleekHeroo
      @SleekHeroo Год назад +18

      John got that W evade confrontation rizz

  • @Kibbuster
    @Kibbuster 2 года назад +2443

    John: "This is a heart shaped blanket and a chocolate bunny"
    Mykull: "This is a thing"

    • @xforce6213
      @xforce6213 2 года назад +48

      Thirty packs of cheeseballs really did the trick

  • @azlanhassan4338
    @azlanhassan4338 Год назад +89

    I love how Micheal & Lily and John & Jodi are like exact opposite of each other with different likes, personalities, humour but still like each other and have an amazing relationship (respectively).

  • @sk8host677
    @sk8host677 2 года назад +2482

    We should get a second part but the girls treating the boys.

    • @Hansengineering
      @Hansengineering 2 года назад +59

      Steak and a BJ Day doesn't translate to YT.

    • @tabledevourer
      @tabledevourer 2 года назад +57

      Next year or white day

    • @charliebledsoe2749
      @charliebledsoe2749 2 года назад +14

      Nah cus if they were as critical they might get canceled lmao. Nah that'd be fun tho I agree

    • @katteisace4563
      @katteisace4563 2 года назад +15

      @@Hansengineering who said it had to be on YT

    • @Hansengineering
      @Hansengineering 2 года назад +46

      @@katteisace4563 Does OfflineTV have a PornHub account?

  • @m4rdyyyy
    @m4rdyyyy 2 года назад +900

    Michael and Lily saying the same thing about lilys are so cute

  • @BioshadowX
    @BioshadowX 2 года назад +895

    Lily and Michael both knowing and mentioning that lilies kill cats is so adorable

    • @tom_casual
      @tom_casual 2 года назад +2

      Time stamp?

    • @jimmyluijkx2654
      @jimmyluijkx2654 2 года назад +19

      @@tom_casual 6:15 for Lily and 12:10 for Michael

    • @Pacer-456
      @Pacer-456 2 года назад +42

      Lily kills cats?

    • @riya6627
      @riya6627 2 года назад +22

      @@Pacer-456 yeah the flower

    • @frenchnightcore3429
      @frenchnightcore3429 2 года назад +32

      @@riya6627 There's no flower called "cats" wtf

  • @ced8432
    @ced8432 2 года назад +983

    34:13 I love how the only thing that Lily remembers from the letter that Michael wrote is the "I'm sorry i poisoned you" part, and ignore all the cute things he wrote because of the lingering bite of wasabi from her mouth.. 🤣

  • @joelkang9550
    @joelkang9550 2 года назад +593

    Nothing is more on brand with OTV than John and Michael lying through their teeth that everything is fine during their phone call with Jaime lmao

  • @moss_yt
    @moss_yt 2 года назад +2572

    So what _I’m_ learning is that Micheal is the most romantic human on the planet
    Edit: Okay he _did_ end up poisoning Lily and accidental or not that’s gotta dock some points

    • @alexandergriffiths2532
      @alexandergriffiths2532 2 года назад +76

      Ok but the apology was pretty nice

    • @TitaniumTronic
      @TitaniumTronic 2 года назад +9

      Wait, what? Context??

    • @becomingachristian
      @becomingachristian 2 года назад +1

      Poison is romantic

    • @interesting373
      @interesting373 2 года назад +27

      @@TitaniumTronic probably the sushi, just started the video but taking the context of what hw is cooking fish seems like the likely candidate

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 2 года назад +6

      When a camera is rolling so are the heads but on his own he is the king of hearts

  • @izzybells6813
    @izzybells6813 2 года назад +953

    Michael hyping up John at the beginning is something I live for

  • @laureltaitano
    @laureltaitano 2 года назад +862

    Just my favorite moments
    9:38 “Sawfull”
    28:08 Lily’s face when she said “I do”
    28:29 Jodi smacking the balloon
    29:59 Jodi’s laugh
    30:42 Wasabi beanboozle
    37:13 It’s not flan John

    • @vbyte.
      @vbyte. 10 месяцев назад +6

      Yo ur 2nd timestamp confused me

  • @hawley_7756
    @hawley_7756 2 года назад +1399

    John and Jodi: Passive Aggressive Mess
    Michael and Lily: Great Chaos

  • @TheDownSmasher
    @TheDownSmasher 2 года назад +1621

    Jodi not getting the "every time I see your face, it reminds me of you" joke while lilly's choking from laughter instead of wasabi was amazing. Love is blind

    • @wasabigamer9235
      @wasabigamer9235 2 года назад +4

      Wasabi

    • @TheRealShinobi
      @TheRealShinobi 2 года назад +3

      @@wasabigamer9235 Wasabi

    • @dargus1718
      @dargus1718 2 года назад +1

      Mind to explain the joke to me? I didn't get it either.

    • @cmansos6236
      @cmansos6236 2 года назад +10

      When he sees her face it remins him of her. The joke is because it is obvious when you see aomeone, it should remind you of the person you are looking at.

    • @dargus1718
      @dargus1718 2 года назад +7

      @@cmansos6236 Mh I thought it was more about an insider joke. Thanks for your reply though.

  • @supersqrl4820
    @supersqrl4820 2 года назад +10345

    Jodi: "So, where's my necklace?" Meanwhile Michael in the background: " That's an Among Us sussy-"

    • @cocoafruit8251
      @cocoafruit8251 2 года назад +361

      LOL the vibes of the two couples are complete opposites XD

    • @ZT_Performance
      @ZT_Performance 2 года назад +71

      @@cocoafruit8251 yea one self centered superficial vs wholesome and genuine.

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella 2 года назад +376

      @@ZT_Performance you realize that Jodi was joking...right??

    • @temerianlillies
      @temerianlillies 2 года назад +71

      @@ZT_Performance it was a joke my guy

    • @robygemlucin9448
      @robygemlucin9448 2 года назад +40

      37:08 - 37:11 👌

  • @infinite101_
    @infinite101_ Год назад +136

    31:31 micheal and lily are having a funny cute moment AND THEN THERE'S JODI LMAO *CRUNCH*

  • @TurboPiggy
    @TurboPiggy 2 года назад +376

    “Every time I see your face, it reminds me of you”
    Wise words John. Wise words.

    • @M3RCENARIES
      @M3RCENARIES 2 года назад +4

      ahhahahahahah

    • @whodat7231
      @whodat7231 2 года назад +1

      A wise one said, "hmm... the floor here is made out of floor"

    • @distinguishedallureproduct879
      @distinguishedallureproduct879 2 года назад +1

      Another wise man Said "So the door....doesn't door" and thus it did not 😅🤣

  • @axyte535
    @axyte535 2 года назад +2283

    Michael: "We're fine, we're fine!"
    Also Michael: *legit having a breakdown at* 18:45

    • @toxicmass3435
      @toxicmass3435 2 года назад +15

      if micheal doesnt have a breakdown in the video then it isnt an actual video

  • @GamingOnABout
    @GamingOnABout 2 года назад +1363

    "I'm not white"
    dude Michael freaking kills it and does even try's, funniest thing I've heard all month

    • @Puppy_Puppington
      @Puppy_Puppington 2 года назад +2

      I’m not white ! There u go.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 2 года назад +1

      @@UTM88 I can only make it in a rice cooker.... and I'm in culinary school
      But to be fair or unfair i guess 私は日本語を話します
      My dad grew up in Japan and yet I'm still trash at stovetop rice, now I make bomb ass sushi and ramen but yeah

    • @omg_cat4203
      @omg_cat4203 2 года назад +2

      @@ConstantChaos1 sorry i dont speak ramen

  • @nathan9119
    @nathan9119 Год назад +147

    5:21 Aria trying to grab Michael and run away from the cockroach is absolutely hilarious

  • @nateb4794
    @nateb4794 2 года назад +320

    Honestly, John and Michael are an unexpectedly dynamic duo. Very entertained by the hilarity of these two combined!

  • @FlynnTheRedhead
    @FlynnTheRedhead 2 года назад +333

    I love how everyone’s so distrustful of Brodin by now that even in a normal video everyone suspects Brodin sabotaged everything

    • @paradoxpanic4053
      @paradoxpanic4053 2 года назад +24

      He did, they swapped all the things in the kitchen around and mislabeled the cabinets

    • @FlynnTheRedhead
      @FlynnTheRedhead 2 года назад +10

      @@paradoxpanic4053 Can never be sure whether it’s for this video or just a Brodin thing to do

    • @tjmethven2074
      @tjmethven2074 2 года назад +5

      What a cursed kitchen to cook in

  • @themurderbotfeed7688
    @themurderbotfeed7688 2 года назад +536

    Sydney is so fun, she had so little screen time and yet I cracked up every time

  • @Nyrvena
    @Nyrvena Год назад +127

    John for real said "What the hells a sou-fle?"

  • @daduckdatgames_7035
    @daduckdatgames_7035 2 года назад +708

    Realizing Micheal and John are making the food:
    *expectations lowered*
    Sees Aria and Jaime
    *expectations restored*

  • @WithSandra
    @WithSandra 2 года назад +675

    Lily and Jodi arguing about how Jodi didn't do anything when she was being poisoned by wasabi lmao. Their energies actually vibe so well!

  • @spiritedsprout6387
    @spiritedsprout6387 2 года назад +466

    I'm really impressed that this was a 40 minute video that was entertaining from start to finish. Great job Brodin and the editing team :)

    • @yukinokuroshu
      @yukinokuroshu 2 года назад +3

      Wow, you're right, it didn't feel that way and I didn't notice it until I read your comment.

    • @annahear
      @annahear 2 года назад +3

      Okay i just realised it was a 40 minutes video after reading this comment

  • @ornkrebs
    @ornkrebs Год назад +98

    Jodi: Outside the house, romantic, and very fruitful in gifts.
    Lily: Taco bell

  • @seymonsolomon9545
    @seymonsolomon9545 2 года назад +953

    When Likly was talking about the Taco Bell rooftop date, I immediately felt more single because I was shoveling burger into my mouth and said "Aww" at the same time and almost choked alone in my dorm 🙃

    • @upbeatcamp1482
      @upbeatcamp1482 2 года назад +38

      You have very similar energy to me at around the same time I spilled uncooked instant noodle that I was eating in bed

    • @upbeatcamp1482
      @upbeatcamp1482 2 года назад +12

      I am also very very single

    • @ahmadyazbek9577
      @ahmadyazbek9577 2 года назад +6

      I chocked while reading your comment 😂

    • @charlesm.2604
      @charlesm.2604 2 года назад +5

      @@upbeatcamp1482 Yeah but atleast the bed was more spacious. Right ? I'm really trying... God help us single souls 💀

    • @Victor-gv9zw
      @Victor-gv9zw 2 года назад +1

      You good?

  • @AG5_
    @AG5_ 2 года назад +1936

    * *everything going wrong in the best most endearing way* *
    *Lily fucking nearly dies by a sudden wasabi*
    Michael: “Oh shit… I forgot to tell her”

    • @JenniferSwiftBlood
      @JenniferSwiftBlood 2 года назад +51

      At least it was him being forgetful and not malicious in nature. 🐬😂💀

    • @dj146n
      @dj146n 2 года назад +2

      Is she allergic to Wasabi or something? I don't not know

    • @Yewsarn
      @Yewsarn 2 года назад +39

      @@dj146n wasabi is already pretty spicy in small amounts
      michael filled a whole gyoza with it

    • @dj146n
      @dj146n 2 года назад +11

      @@Yewsarn oh ya I forgot that it wasn't just a hint of wasabi it was the whole thing

  • @Royal9775
    @Royal9775 2 года назад +5006

    As a white person, Michael stating "I already do that, I'm not white" was one of the funniest jokes in this video

    • @Puppy_Puppington
      @Puppy_Puppington 2 года назад +8

      R u saying ur white? SMH at the grammar

    • @sola_a
      @sola_a 2 года назад +217

      @@tim_dillon Lmao of course a white person would say this

    • @kawansiesquad6659
      @kawansiesquad6659 2 года назад +63

      As a half Filipino, him stating that was hilarious and I came to the comment section specifically to see if anyone else commented this😭😂😂👏🏻

    • @outside8312
      @outside8312 2 года назад +6

      Especially considering he is white

    • @kawansiesquad6659
      @kawansiesquad6659 2 года назад +30

      @@outside8312 r u talking about Micheal? I mean, I guess, he’s half white half and half Filipino, but he doesn’t look white, looks more Filipino than white

  • @elicartet
    @elicartet 6 месяцев назад +29

    37:15 "that is an amongus"
    -micheal reeves - feb 15 2022

  • @kedzoto
    @kedzoto 2 года назад +389

    I'm crying at Michael explaining to Lily his gyoza concept, then there's Jodi trying to have a bite of her garlic bread but it's so damn crunchy

  • @fedepereiraa
    @fedepereiraa 2 года назад +517

    *Everyone's energies on the kitchen:*
    Aria: concerned mom
    Michael: attention seeking middle child
    Jamie: bossy older sister
    Jhon: lost little brother

    • @fedepereiraa
      @fedepereiraa 2 года назад +64

      Alternatively:
      Brodin: absent father

    • @sendie7645
      @sendie7645 2 года назад +33

      @@fedepereiraa *Abusive father

    • @timothyong2281
      @timothyong2281 2 года назад +17

      scarra : happy with his raycons

    • @fedepereiraa
      @fedepereiraa 2 года назад +12

      @@timothyong2281 that rare scarra sighting on the ad read made my night lol

  • @oscarnavea4495
    @oscarnavea4495 2 года назад +880

    The part where Aria was telling Michael how to make the rice sticky for sushi and michaels like "im not white" had my dying.

    • @im_cheepy1143
      @im_cheepy1143 2 года назад +2

      Same! I couldn't stop laughing

    • @kyotosunsetdreams6105
      @kyotosunsetdreams6105 2 года назад +6

      Yeah the new brand of socially acceptable racism because it's against whites.

    • @LestatPatate
      @LestatPatate 2 года назад +99

      @@kyotosunsetdreams6105 there's a difference between a joke and racism

    • @kyotosunsetdreams6105
      @kyotosunsetdreams6105 2 года назад +11

      @@LestatPatate I agree, but if you reverse that and replace white with black all of a sudden it isn't a joke nowadays.

    • @ExDee419
      @ExDee419 2 года назад +51

      @@kyotosunsetdreams6105 then idk what you seein but i see jokes of this and that kind and rarely is someone ever offended
      just ignore the loud toxic minorities and you can see it really isnt like what ur saying

  • @CrystalAngelaTranquilino
    @CrystalAngelaTranquilino 2 года назад +159

    this video saved my cats from potential death because 2 days after i watched it my dad brought home some lilies and i immediately placed them in a room my cats don't have access to. Had I not watched this video my cats for sure would've munched on them. Thank you lily

  • @bryanpierce5100
    @bryanpierce5100 2 года назад +420

    Sydney's presence just brings the whole situation strangely more hilarious. Haha.

  • @fnasserebar
    @fnasserebar 2 года назад +326

    I hope Jodi and Lily make food for Michael and John next valentines day and they get help from Scarra and Toast.

  • @lordnoobus7260
    @lordnoobus7260 2 года назад +645

    37:08 Jodi: *looks at the necklace Michael gave Lily* "Where's my necklace?"
    Michael in the background: "So this is called Amongus Sussus - "
    I really don't think Jodi has room to complain here.

  • @carnagephoenix1978
    @carnagephoenix1978 Год назад +19

    This is the most accurate representation of boyfriends giving their girlfriends a fancy valentines evening, from the beginning to the middle is just unpredictable situations and pure stress with the evening coming to a good end

  • @Cajun-Phish
    @Cajun-Phish 2 года назад +586

    john mispronouncing soufflé is absolutely the best thing ever

  • @July-gj1st
    @July-gj1st 2 года назад +2820

    Jodi: Something that gets me out of the house.
    Lily: I wanna stay in the house.
    Thought it was funny how different they are. Also, I like how you can see that Lily and Michael are perfect toghether as well as John and Jodi, both couple's have their own energy and each pair is on the same wavelength.

    • @ling5079
      @ling5079 2 года назад +48

      In my opinion I disagree about John and Jodi. Just watch John’s facial expression when Jodi says “where’s my necklace?” And in most videos he looks like he’s just getting beat down by Jodi for content.

    • @Ba5ed_Yt
      @Ba5ed_Yt 2 года назад +39

      @@ling5079 I agree. It feels like they are not as genuine as Michael and Lily. I don't know about them much other than from their videos but in this one, it does feel Jodi and John has some kind of invincible wall that masks their genuineness for each other.

    • @abbiecampfield8955
      @abbiecampfield8955 2 года назад +181

      @@ling5079 they clearly love each other, they wouldn’t have dated for so long otherwise. Jodi is clearly trolling cause of the nature of the video. There are countless of clips showing Jodis love for John, stop assuming things from one video ffs 🤦‍♀️

    • @ling5079
      @ling5079 2 года назад +12

      @@abbiecampfield8955 I said “in my opinion”. Please respect that it is my opinion and don’t call me stupid for noticing a facial expression

    • @ziqdam1396
      @ziqdam1396 2 года назад +75

      @@ling5079 it’s their opinion too to voice out their opinion on you and they didnt even call you stupid?? i’m sorry for being defensive but you should really watch jodi’s streams to make assumptions

  • @CoS_Q4
    @CoS_Q4 2 года назад +597

    3:51 *Aria pouring her heart and soul to explain how to do it better"
    Michael: anyway, do you know a fermented spider eye also consist of those ingredients in minecraft?

  • @hehashivemind6111
    @hehashivemind6111 2 года назад +5

    Romantic dates as you stay together are an expression of self to the object of our affection, and an exercise in setting a goal and nailing that as a thing you can do. It's the ability to step up when it matters.
    That's what this video has taught me.

  • @leanos.
    @leanos. 2 года назад +563

    I like how michael does hand gestures while john is doing the intro

  • @siggy2023
    @siggy2023 2 года назад +230

    Michael forgetting about the wasabi and then saying it adds a "sense of adventure". The cut between lily coughing and Michael's "wut" is the arc of this whole video

  • @punipun7
    @punipun7 2 года назад +1906

    Happy Valentine's Day! Didn't realize I envy those couples so much until this video 🥲

  • @hiraxish8269
    @hiraxish8269 2 года назад +41

    12:39 " yeah our balloon didn't fall into the sky " - A fluent English speaker

  • @darkwizardoj4584
    @darkwizardoj4584 2 года назад +258

    We definetly more John and Michael content this was GOLD

  • @LapraiLoL
    @LapraiLoL 2 года назад +182

    The duo of Michael and John was something I never knew I needed in my life

  • @kingromeomojar7699
    @kingromeomojar7699 2 года назад +730

    Jade, Poki, Lily, and Sydeon: Having a chill time at Urth Cafe
    meanwhile at the house: Michael and John starting to go crazy

  • @brojoe5326
    @brojoe5326 2 года назад +138

    I can’t blame John for seeing the word “Soufflé” and saying S-OW-FUL but damn it made me laugh for a good few minutes.

  • @noemiarquero124
    @noemiarquero124 2 года назад +214

    I thought I would hate this because it was Valentine’s themed, but this was absolutely perfect, down to the sponsor ad break 😂 I absolutely adore Michael’s chaotic energy and how soft he gets when it comes to Lily, I love Jodi and John’s entire dynamic, and I appreciate that this didn’t make me feel bad that I’m single 😅

    • @electricpaisy6045
      @electricpaisy6045 2 года назад +1

      Same! I've been laughing my ass of and didn't feel bad at all 😄

  • @rodneylewisjr9502
    @rodneylewisjr9502 2 года назад +712

    This man Michael forgets about the wasabi and then walks out and says "oh shit I should talk about that" had me dying bruh😂😂

  • @dwightschrute3862
    @dwightschrute3862 2 года назад +640

    Jodi and lily: talking about how she doesn’t have a necklace
    Michael and lily: among us

  • @reneeday2445
    @reneeday2445 Год назад +27

    “Every time I see your face, it reminds me of you”-John 2022 😂😅

  • @gregh108
    @gregh108 2 года назад +287

    I love how Michael IMMEDIATELY pulled out the alcohol.

  • @carlomaster1o596
    @carlomaster1o596 2 года назад +667

    Aria: Ok wash the rice like really well but not like well well
    Michael: I already know that Im not white
    Michael literally dances on the fine line of humor and I LOVE IT

    • @soonlytaing1708
      @soonlytaing1708 2 года назад +3

      Man that fine is so fine cuz he’s half Asian and half white

    • @TheStrangePoet3791
      @TheStrangePoet3791 2 года назад +9

      Well he’s half so like there was a 50% chance he didn’t know.

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 2 года назад +35

      "There's a fine line between genius and insane, Michael snorted that line"

    • @aoda3247
      @aoda3247 2 года назад +3

      @@TheStrangePoet3791 filipino or asians are very strict in cooking rice so there's no way he wouldn't know

    • @hikarinanao
      @hikarinanao 2 года назад +2

      he probably did the finger trick for measuring water like a true south east asian

  • @ku9145
    @ku9145 2 года назад +544

    lmao Poki with the chopstick mix-up, Michael's forgotten wasabi surprise, and John's letter...this was hilarious xDD

  • @privateholt464
    @privateholt464 2 года назад +65

    Michael and Lily are wholesome in a barely controlled chaos sort of way

  • @ivanarcheous4731
    @ivanarcheous4731 2 года назад +844

    What I was expecting -
    Michael: we're gonna cook for our girlfriends
    (30 seconds later)
    Michael: so we burnt the house down...

  • @AngryBerb
    @AngryBerb 2 года назад +307

    There's gonna be a part 2 where Jodi and Lily give John and Michael their dream date, right?

  • @sajjadalikhan
    @sajjadalikhan 2 года назад +173

    This was actually really great. Like an entire rom com, plus John + Michael shenanigans and Sydney and Poki being the waiters was funny situational comedy (the chopsticks lol)

  • @Dreadnaught1985
    @Dreadnaught1985 2 года назад +17

    Michael is such a thoughtful gift giver.

  • @404-usernotfound6
    @404-usernotfound6 2 года назад +254

    literally the best sponsored segment ive ever seen lets go yvonne that was incredible, and the transition, god the transition. marvellous stuff brilliantly executed please give my congratulations for yvonne for the amazing delivery and whoever it was who thought up the brilliant transition to the sponsored segment

    • @red.gem_
      @red.gem_ 2 года назад +3

      are you raycon in disguise

    • @404-usernotfound6
      @404-usernotfound6 2 года назад

      @@red.gem_ whaaaat nooooooooo

    • @danyuzunov
      @danyuzunov 2 года назад +1

      ye, great advertisement but terrible product