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OFFLINETV SPY TRAINING CHALLENGE ft. Masayoshi
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- Опубликовано: 2 дек 2020
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“Do not eat your children”
Lily: *casually cuts child in half*
Kronos is an inspiration to us all
Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV
Let's consider parallel universe exist, if there are infinite of them, there's a universe where vegetable or fruit Lily cuts a human in half and ate it
@@ploopy45 Okay, what does that have to do with this video specificall ?? Just because it's otv?
“Do not shake children”
Michael and Lily went full married couple, he woke up complaining while wearing a dad Tank top and she was squinting and mumbling like a sleepless mom
So true
Toast is like that one werid guy with no pillow
@@jaredlewis3001 lmao. I actually sleep with no pillows.
@@cesgutierrez5828 HOW
@@yourlocalflowerbush4002 idk. I just don’t like my head elevated. If I would though, I’ll put a small pillow on my nape and sleep like that, it’s relaxing.
“I trust Toast.”
*famous last words*
Omg looooool
Just saw that part lol
12:30
Toast sleeps with no pillow, has nothing on his walls, and is using a metal foldout chair for decoration 💀💀
He's a simple man
I could never sleep with no pillow XD
women hate how little it takes for us to be happy
-Asad
Toast was born and grew up in a chinese prison camp.
Whats wrong with dat?
I don't know what's funnier, Toast comparing his phallic foods or John being able to stand menacingly the whole entire vid.
John was impressive
Both, Both are funny
@@quaintvz *impassive
@@Letsplaymoron no I'm pretty sure they actually meant impressive
Gaviandra Setianto impsif* (im memeing)
Bruh michael and lily already look like they have been married for 5 years in that morning shot
LMAO Why is that true 😭
a true filipino
Facts
So true
Haha so true
lmao "you shot her mustache off!" has the same energy as "you punched the highlights out of her hair!"
Is that a Scott Pilgrim Vs The World reference there-
@@starry_ser it was😭
@@hayde9911 yesssssss
I was looking for this comment
You sir, have won my like
I died at, "I don't know this eggplant!" It sounded so much like if he was a parent saying, "I don't know this child!"
i honestly believe him, he sounded so genuine
Can we just talk about how good of an idea hiring Brodin was? Like he’s a literal god every video
exactlyyy
nope, this video is the beginning of the worst. he running out of content and start poor editing. fake emotion got in this vid . :P
@@mtfkerrrrrr4994 homie what?
@@mtfkerrrrrr4994 what makes you think that?
They can’t fire Brodin since they are afraid of him
Imagine toast dropping off his kid in a daycare and coming back picking up some other kid.
Toast: *"meh. It's the same thing"*
Hilarious
Imagine toast dropping off his kid at daycare and coming back and they give him his kid and he says "I don't know this kid..."
@@thyrical HAHAHAHAHAHA i see it
I don't know these children brov
this reminded me of Rick Sanchez frm Rick and Morty 😭😹
When Lily said she was dating Micheal for the bed, I thought she was joking
@igorej0559 wait so are they dating or no?
@@FolklorianR they're still dating
To be fair, having a mattress on the floor isn’t that comfortable
@@danielalt7054I think sleeping on the floor can be better than a bed
@@igorek-ex3nq you definitely cant roll out of bed thats for sure
I love how they used the "gun" that Michael made, to me they are really creative about how they use the stuff they have and it is amazing
Yes! It makes me excited to see what other of his inventions would they use
Finally I find someone else who is talking about this
props to the “enemy spy” for keeping a straight face the whole game.
Except 7:23
He be making me feel things 😳😳😳
@@minshookie427 he is masayoshi, a really good twitch streamer. i would check him out! (he‘s not single though😂)
@@maydorablee aww but okay 😊
Reality: okay, john.. take 352..
"The letter says not to eat the children"
*Lily proceeds to eat them anyways*
The tf2 heavy eating noise tho
Canabilism is good apparently
This sign can’t stop me because i don’t know how to read
poor pomegranate
That’s some Attack on Titan shit right there
All things considered, John a pretty accurate shooter lmao
He's cracked at Valorant. I imagine he's the best
I wish I could be Michael, a fit dude with an amazing brain living in a house with wonderful supportive friends who all get to live out their dreams together.
made it to 69 likes :D
Made it 70
@@flametoooth made it 80
@@galaxyslasher5485 let’s make it 169 again lol
@@keiko7740 I'll like it with some of my alt accounts lol
Toast: "There's a significant circular area."
Michael: "Once more, *LOOK FOR THE EGG THAT I LICKED"*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And then lily won ;D
Yuh Lily knows really well what michael licks looks like (◠‿◕)
@@sirisgood770 NO JUST...NO
@@sirisgood770 and now watch out tonight because shrek will come and snap your back
Toast: “I’ve never met these eggplants in my life.”
Seems like what a certain Hungarian politician would say oo
@@Miiias or an American one
me when i see my gf in corn hub
@@louie9355
Wait hol’ up..
I've never seen mine.
John doesn’t even look like John, he’s the true spy
Michael looking at the gun: “I built that” *in a western accent*
everyone gangsta until michael turns robodog into a sentry
use more gun
Toast seems like the kind of guy everyone would like to have around because he's inappropriately funny, but doesn't go way too far
yeah but if all the boys were there as well
@@apolloupdates1412 except that touching is off limit
@@apolloupdates1412 rather not talk about fed anymore
@@apolloupdates1412 you are definitely "the not funny" one
@@thepigeonman_ oh yeah I'm sorry 😅 I didn't think of it twice my bad
Daycare Worker: So which child is yours?
Michael: I’m still deciding...
"Mine doesn't have the shiny f*reskin"
@@generalcodsworth4417 im fucking dying LMAOOOO
"hold on I licked it, let me find the one that's wet."
Simp
They finally understood Michael is their future and put him being a goblin in the middle of the merch-foto.
12:54 I knew Toast was funny but I did not know toast was THIS funny. I’m actually crying
"Ours is like similar in size, right?" *John nodding in the background* 14:10
I like how less than 3 minutes in, Lily is already cannibalizing her "children"
adapt, survive, overcome
I thought it was
Improvise, adapt, overcome
@@NOVA-mr6ly nah it's definitely stop, drop and roll
Sometimes when resources are scarce a mother lily will eat her babies to better increase her chances of survival
@@John-kr4ev adopt, survive, overcome
So we’re going to ignore the fact that Toast doesn’t sleep with pillows
what about mykeal and lilly sleeping together
@@javierlimon7483 they have been dating for a while
That’s not normal?
I mean I sleep with socks on
Monk shit
is everyone just gonna ignore the fact that toast slept without pillows? 😂😭😂😭
or Yvonne slept with a cucumber
I sleep without pillows too....?
@@cloudy7272 Fr, I don't get how that's weird, sleeping with either a pillow and without, at the end of the night my neck still gets fucked up . . . .
pillows are only there so your head doesn't hurt when you lie down, in my opinion
@@genus_pinus4641 Well factually they are for comfort, that's why people buy specific pillows
It’s so cute when John smiled as he shoots everyone lmao
John be like: he's just standing there... menacingly
Oh my god He has a Gun! A fking GUN!
A woT
he looked like Pyro while standing there
"dont eat your children"
lily: first thing she does is eat her child
hi mr bacon
Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV
@@ploopy45 whatever dude lol
@@cloudboy64 hi cloud
@@ploopy45 I’m pretty sure Poki is the most popular when it comes to subs. If you were the OTV manager, you’d bring the company down
I love how John kept a straight face until the very end
"Those go baad Brodin" 'cracked' me up.
Toast: describing his eggs in detail
Michael: *LOOK FOR THE ONE THAT I LICKED*
LMAO
LOL
Timestamp?
@@dowein6087 17:18 :)
it’s the way that it worked for me
"Don't eat your children"
Lilly: "I'm going to eat this"
Everyone: "The letter said SPECIFICALLY to NOT eat it
Lilly: "Imma do it anyway"
@Conner Stewart nU
From my tummy back into my tummy
Maybe thats why she has a dog instead? >_>
@@insanityplea5502please do not do the cat, it is forbitten to dog
Lily*
11:32 lmao, you can clearly see the smile marking. it’s the green one.
I thought I was the only one who noticed
in the end brodin said it’s blue
It was the green one
@@intellectualgabe2633 brodin fucked up
I also so it so I was confused when Brodin said it's blue
I feel like toast wasn’t even trying. I think if he was he would’ve got everything spot on
Toast: "Michael, explain how the root looks like"
Michael: *States the whole Pythagoras theorem*
I like that I was reading it as it was happening
what do you think the pythagoras theorem is
@Anthony Leyte the formula is just a² + b² = c²
"stating the whole pythagorean theorem" just isn't very difficult to do. i'm sorry i just don't think the joke works well.
@@nailmirror I agree lol
It’s literally a^2+b^2=c^2
Toast: So ours is similar in size right?
John: Nods slowly in the background.....
14:07
i thought nobody caught that lol
John needs to be in OTV lol frfr
Homies at sleepover.
lmao
Agent J: *Points blaster to toast
Toast: *Full defensive mickey mouse mode
7:23 Love when John shoots lily and is genuinely shocked at how powerful the gun is
Unrealistic, we all know Michael doesn’t sleep at night.
*only when he was single [put on sunglasses]
@@xygdra
🤏🏻🕶🙂
🤏🏻😎
he got lillaby
To be fair he probs didn't sleep last night if u know what I mean. 😏
@@mobslanderisnevertolerated633 you uhh... Are holding the sunglasses with the uh... Back of your hand..?
I just fricking love Toast. His humour and intelligence combined makes him godlike human being.
Michael???
no. you mean michael
Toast and Michael best duo 😊❤️
@@faithfae26 you mean michael and Michael?
@@mr.depression9140 toast is really smart tho
4:08 michael looks like "thats mine, thats my co2 gun, how could they..."
12:53 I laughed at this face for 10 minutes.
It's weird seeing Micheal in a classic white tank top. He almost looks like he isn't 12.
Wife beater is what we would call them in hs lol
Micheal woke up looking like Vin Diesel, jacked as hell.
i was just thinking that
I was gonna do 100 likes
but hes sleeping with lily... nobody gon talk about it?
@@Jomama_01 why would anyone care? They're dating. They sleep together. Quite normal.
@@Jomama_01 you’re lost bro
lily: now we can setup a punishment for scarra
scarra: what
Lily's famous last words: "I trust Toast"
Lily : "don't worry guys everyone will win"
Yeah everyone did exept you. lol.
Hate her?
@@M4hir uhh... it was a joke? No one said anyone hated her
So no ones gonna talk about how that the gun michael made on stream
@@M4hir ye
@@antonhaynie4769 some of us prolly don’t have twitch
that christmas part in the beginning was very wholesome
Idk who you are but you verified so that means you gonna get those likes
U WATCH ALL OF THE SAME CHANNELS AS ME AND U ALWAYS GET TOP COMMENT GOOD JOB!!!!!
looks like im early
@@poljey9029 bruh
Ye, besides the flipping off part
Can we just take a moment to appreciate Michael's intelligence when he described the long brown vegetable to Toast
The looong brown vegetable ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lmao im sorry
@@estrelladml5882 BBC Big Brown Co--
@@UtaUtanoM1 cOrn
Just realized that that’s the gun mykull made on his stream
*Famous last words:*
"I TRUST TOAST"
_-Lilypichu (2020)_
Then toast be like: idk these eggplants
That's also the famous last words of someone getting marinated by toast in among us
“Hi john”
John: *Stands Menacingly*
Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV
@@ploopy45 Dude, get over yourself
@@ploopy45 dude, stop replying to every comment with this
lol john is funny
@@ploopy45 How triggered are u bro calm down
Toast : " Yo, we're Dude Perfect "
5:20 "hey we're supposed to be encouraging her. Yvonne that's not gonna help."
No one going to talk about how the gun was made by Michael
wow i just did
@@todd3143 where when
@@pat8060 On one of his streams, in the garage
Lol, does anyone know the solenoid valve used in the gun?
I JUST FUCKING NOTICED THAT MICHAEL'S CREATION IS GETTING USED AGAINST HIM, THAT'S ILLEGAL!
14:06
Toast: Our is like similar in size, right?
John: *nods in approval*
That was subtle
He knows
oh crap
@Real Guy no i dont think so
@Real Guy thats brodin
I love how john just wait for everybody forgets about the gun.
micheal's reaction is priceless.
"I trust Toast" that was your first mistake.
My name is Bond, John Bond. 007
You're the least person I would expect to see here lol
@@curiousmusician6313 How so? 😂
@@Zlapped I just didn't expect you to watch offlinetv XD anyways I haven't check out your channel in a while I hope you play dota again soon
@@curiousmusician6313 Since I quit streaming/youtube I have been quite MIA as a whole. But got into OTV when Among Us came out. I watch all of Toasts clips, some of Sykkunos.
@@Zlapped that's sad I really enjoyed watching you play. 2020 sure sucks huh.
“Do not eat your children”
Lily: “that sign can’t stop me because I can’t read”
Great Juicy reference
Is that juicy reference
I want to like it but it has 609 likes
Whats a juicy
8:00 "they're eggs brodin! Ok I was fifty-fifty between the two"
0:52 why does toast literally have no pillows😭
“Do not eat your children”
Michael: oops
except it was Lily
Lily: IDGaF
Wait, I'm not supposed to do that?
Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV
@@HanMestov I guess not
"the letter says dont eat the food"
"Ohhh"
**next clip:shows lily cutting her pomegranate**
Red Sus
Well, Lily is bound to the underworld for six months a year now.
“Most things are phallic if you’re chode-y enough”
-Michael Reeves
First reply
Just a normal person cringe
@@tzaryczny the reason I replied is the same reason why youtube dislike bots exist
Just a normal person and just like bots, nobody cares for you
@@thesaladolla I’m saying the bot’s actions, not the actual bot themselves 🤦
Brodin appreciation comment:
WHERE THE HELL DOES HE COME UP WITH THESE. I love how creative Brodin is so much
ikr i’m just here admiring and appreciating this psycho
He normally gets his ideas by taking inspiration from other people
I agree, Brodin is creative. But you're commenting on this video, about memorizing.
Not the best example.
Radio DJ video was awesome.
“i don’t know this eggplant” 😂😂
10:00 I love how Michael chose his onion as the final answer
Brodin's impact on the quality of the videos is extremely evident, he seriously knows what he's doing and I'm glad he's become a bigger part recently.
Yes but on the other hand some of them are basically just fan service for the weird ass kinks
@@childhoodtoysmodifier5639 tru
Brodin, Michael and Toast are carrying this so hard
@@childhoodtoysmodifier5639 which ones? I’m not opposing your statement I just want you to explain.
@@Instinct0425 @Potato Aim
I think its when they did Fear Pong(do some fanfiction consequences) and made Sykunno wear a nurse outfit
Michael sleeping with that shirt is the most Filipino thing I’ve ever seen him do
Tank top
Or in tagalog, sando
*Michael does literally anything*
Filipinos: yup, yup that's filipino
Michael: I don't even know tagalog
@@gianski3306 I might be Filipino.
@@poo7166 it’s less an only Filipino thing and more we don’t have separate clothes for sleep
I'm so curious what Michael said at the end that got censored lmao
He probably said "eff you''
@@rosegcldenglcws it was most definitely a slur of some sort lmao. they don't care about the fuck word, most channels don't care about the most used words that aren't aimed towards a certain race, gender, sexuality, etc.
It could have also been some kind of threat or something
My guess is that he said 'kill yourself'
@@ethantaylor4094 bruh, that's such a dumb word to censor..
Coming back a year later and realizing the gun John uses is the one Michael made
scarra: a normal father that remember his child
yvonne: a mother that leave her child to the father
toast: a father that remember all the detail about the other child and not his
michael: a father that read out every scientific and mathematical formula just to describe his son
lily:*cuts in half*
Well by cutting in half you make two children
@@bradylewis494 two ½
So toast is an Asian parent
and there is no poki...
Nice
@@childhoodtoysmodifier5639 i was literally just thinking that lmao
Yvonne and Michael: *Argue*
Me: hey look gremlin fight.
I just need to mention i love yout pfp
i see homestucks everywhere this is the 10th one today oh god
@@amayariddle 11
little does john know a year later he joins otv
I never tought Michael was the good parent of the two of them
That in itself is what's scarier than John with Michael's janky CO2 Nerf gun.
@@akayukilucifel ah yes being shot by ur own creation
The other literally said she is not going to have kids
@@alopexlagopus626 oh she will, trust me, eventually, that always do.
@@GrayknightYT ... no. how about we listen to people when they talk about their own wants and needs instead of placing our own assumptions onto them
Unironically I'm happy to see Yvonne involved in more content. She's actually so funny in tandem with the rest of y'all. I hope she's more involved in front of the camera in more videos :D
If only a certain person didn't want her fired. She might be gone at some point.
@@jordyv.703 I think she's very camera shy, but she seems to be coming out of her she'll so it's really good.
@@ChamzGames I'm talking about the Fed situation. He exposed poki
@@jordyv.703 Oops I replied to the wrong person
@@ChamzGames No worries. I agree with you though. I'm glad she's getting more excited on camera (hopefully irl too)
3:39 you can see that Lily got scared because of Toasty boy
John is now with Offline Tv!!
Toast saying you shot her moustache off gave big “he punched the highlights out of her hair” vibes
I see you are man of culture
Awesome movie
@@Gluu4 words cannot describe the glory of Scott Pilgrim
Well I never thought I’d see the day
i never watched it
I shouldn't be here
When did this become “Let’s hope we don’t die during recording” instead of “Let’s just have fun today?”
when Brodin took charge of the videos...
You can thank Brodin for it-
Since Brodin started to take charge of the videos ideas and also since Mykull appeared in the house
Idk but me likey
@@TitomaticoVlogsOficial
Exactly what I was thinking.
I love how in the intro Brodin is so serious and Michael is just being Michael
8:26 Toast asking important questions way before others understood the concept!! He Big brain for sure!!!
Oh my god, Toast’s “I do not know these eggplants” had me ded
meanwhile Yvonne has like 6 pillows
Toast and Michael’s friendship is so underrated!!!
Finally someone who has the same opinion as me
Yessss
Right!!!
The little heart they did during the Christmas merch part was so cute ^.^
If they did the fusion dance do you think it would add their wiener sizes together or just average itself out?
Bro this is long foreshadowing of Masayoshi joining otv
I like how both John and Brodin actually forgot the answer during Lily's part
Lily: He'll feel bad if I get shot so he'll try even harder.
Michael: *You know you can load two shots in at once?*
“I’ve eaten my pomegranate”
*”you weren’t supposed to do that”*
Wow this is so relatable
YES
14:09 Toast: ,, Our is similar in size, right? "
John, in the background, approves.
insane how john was able to hold in his laugh the entire vid
14:08 Michael and toast talking about size and John's just nodding in the background ahahahahahahah
ahh good catch, I missed that before seeing this
Are we not gonna talk about how scary and good looking John/Masayoshi in that out fit?
i bet jodi laughed at the way he looked, he never wears a suit and he cannot keep a straight face
he looks effin cool to me
There are multiple ways to look good while holding a gun.
The Call of Duty Method: Gear up in full tactical outfit and a balaclava with sunglasses, and exude deadly confidence.
The Destiny Method: Dying to a person with bad gear and a bad look is one thing, but dying to someone with drip is another. Grab your best-looking gear and paint it, so when you stomp your enemies into the ground, not only are they dead, but they'll have died to someone wearing what looks like cosplay.
The Hitman Method: Killing is one thing. Elegant killing is another. And a suit and tie will ensure that, if you are remembered, the witnesses know you are a professional.
5:29 Toast is literally just an anime character at this point. He even goes on monologues explaining how he knew which potato was Yvonne's.
micheal went from giving a very detailed description of the roots to "LOOK FOR THE FUCKING EGG THAT I LICKED."
Most of the crew: gets out of bed
Scarra: *walks out of bathroom*
@David Sianghio fucking brilliant
well, dad wakes up before everyone else, including camera man brodin
I'm convinced he sleeps naked and so brodin had to make him put clothes on
He had a long night of being angry drunk scarra and went to sleep after beating toast and wiping up the blood with his pillows
Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV
"I trust toast!"
I feel like a lot of people say that before being shot in the head
A line where a lot of bodies died, cut in half, their booty slowly falls down with a bone showing off
Simp
@@abcnews388 ?