Lili: "Let's have a knife fight." Michael: *Starts spinning the knife without saying a word* like he has been waiting for that sentence his whole life.
@@talancorwell FOR REAL I WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE ELSE WAS TALKING ABOUT IT! He literally flowed thru two offensive forms and a defensive form just because his girlfriend said "ahaha knife fight" Michael is prolly John Wick tbh
my fav moment will always be when Lilly almost falls back with the drunk goggles on, and Michael just books it to her to try and catch her like the bionic man
@@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja he's secretly working for the government to slowly take over the internet through the usage of robots while simultaneously deceiving us and acting like a crackhead to remove any suspicion of an ulterior motive in his videos.
...They're very smooth, but I wouldn't really call them insane. Most of those tricks were just him rotating his wrist. Which, if done wrong... Stabby-ouchie. But, its not hard to practice. Just get yourself a stick and twirl it with one hand. Its the quick-swap to a reverse grip that was nod-worthy. Even if a reverse grip is absolute ass in an actual fight.
michael has the power to make squid game look actually look like their playing for money but in the end he just congratulates the players and tazes them to death.
@@rimurutempest4945 Michael is loyal she on the other hand despite being cheated by Albert cheated in the past on danny with hotshot plus she cant spend a day without toast or texting him all the time so its gunna be really funny when shes gonna be so sad and depressed after reeves find out the truth and not gonna be suprised if he will off himself after
0:30 mAN My favorite part about so many of his bits aren't even the bits themself, but just the knowledge he thought of them as quickly as he did to be able to pull them off.
The thing about Michael is that he doesn’t upload much but he’s still chock full of content meaning if you’ve never heard of OfflineTV, Michael makes S tier content if you’re willing to find it.
i like how michael has fucked aroundwith tasers so much for so long that lily can nearly maintain a relaxed/calm heart beat with being threatened with one
Yo, you should put all the videos/streams the clips are from in the description. That'd be dope. (Definitely not trying to get my unhealthily large fix of Michael content)
what's worse, that Michael is a trained PROFESSIONAL or that Michael is a TRAINED professional
First one
That the trained professional is MICHAEL
@@juliebercow7952 Golden. Fucking golden.
@@juliebercow7952 *the entire fucking world stands up and applaudes*
@@juliebercow7952 nice
Lili: "Let's have a knife fight."
Michael: *Starts spinning the knife without saying a word* like he has been waiting for that sentence his whole life.
"Knife fight"
*Sleeper agent activated*
"wanna have a knife fight?"
*Activates ultra instinct*
Michael is probably a serial killer
"he is one with the blade"
just saw that bit
what the factual fuck
Micheal is like an unending trove of content. He's way too quick witted and skilled in so many obscure and popular arts it's scary
This world is his anime & we are background characters.
If you've seen Michael's humor before OTV it was pretty edge and dark, i really miss it
The fact he's THAT proficient with knife tricks blew my mind
@@talancorwell FOR REAL I WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE ELSE WAS TALKING ABOUT IT! He literally flowed thru two offensive forms and a defensive form just because his girlfriend said "ahaha knife fight" Michael is prolly John Wick tbh
He's a fucking drug lord I swear to God
my fav moment will always be when Lilly almost falls back with the drunk goggles on, and Michael just books it to her to try and catch her like the bionic man
Where?
@@davidgurarie6257 it’s in their channel, it’s called otv drunk ninja warrior:)
@@davidgurarie6257 around 5:47 :)
To be fair, he was ready to catch anyone who stumbled, and that's why he sat at the close corner, but he was much more jittery for Lily.
yea, he was fucking quick on the first stumble
The moment he realizes in the slime game he is fucked no matter what as they are voting out Scarra is peek boyfriend energy.
69 likes you have
peak
"What is the winning option?!"
"Kill me!"
Lily: are these drugs!?
Micheal: whomst has summoned me
DRUGGZ?!?!
Just like when Toast pipes up for something racist lol
why does he know how to handle knives so well💀
The government trained him.
@@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja he's secretly working for the government to slowly take over the internet through the usage of robots while simultaneously deceiving us and acting like a crackhead to remove any suspicion of an ulterior motive in his videos.
@@themastercrafter3191 he's definitely working for the government, but he's also definitely a crackhead
@@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja well, hes actually worked for the government if i remember correctly.
@@elfireii328 Wait, Really?
Michael is just Harry Potter with guns, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
LMFAOO
🤣🤣🤣😭😖
So, Guns Akimbo.
So he’s just American Harry Potter
He's basically if the sorting hat sent Harry Potter to Slytherin
Micheal has proven to me that there is nothing scarier than a professional who doesn't give a single damn about safety or self peeservation.
There is something scarier.
*MICHAEL*
peeservation
Michael's knife tricks are insane
yes slick moves
yea I was moping, or whatever its called
lets just say I did an O movement with my mouth for approx 10 sec
...They're very smooth, but I wouldn't really call them insane. Most of those tricks were just him rotating his wrist. Which, if done wrong... Stabby-ouchie. But, its not hard to practice. Just get yourself a stick and twirl it with one hand. Its the quick-swap to a reverse grip that was nod-worthy. Even if a reverse grip is absolute ass in an actual fight.
@@MrJinglejanglejingle ah mr Knife knowledger out here
That Filipinos and Koreans get along is a stereotype really worth looking into.
:0
I'm a korean and I got along well with a filipino dude
Michaels skills with that knife are unsurprising, yet still disturbing
It's not Micheal who has to pass NNN
It's NNN who has to pass Micheal
He created nnn to prove his superiority
I can imagine Michael waking up on November 1st like a little kid on Christmas full of joy running to the "Nut" cube and pushing it xD
Lily: *challenges Michael to a knife fight*
Michael: “so you choose death”
As a Filipino I can confirm that we do use nose recorder to communicate our thoughts and emotions.
Galing sa isang Pinoy, I can confirm that this is in fact true
Facts, or we use our lips or legs to point at something other than our hands
Don't forget how we point directions with our mouth
1:30
Lily: Wanna have a knife fight
Michael: *Flexes his knife skills intensely*
It's actually super impressive
@@enzymicenzy2609 i know it is. Thats why its funny.
During the drunk goggle parkour thingy, Michael jumping up to make sure people wouldn’t fall was actually the sweetest thing
Michael with a knife YEP safe content
But quality content
You think RUclips will mess with coding boi Reeves?
@@generalartist420 yes, as allways
It's better than Michael whit a tazer
It gets worst when he starts to combine tasers with them
YOO Lily's been playing squid game with Michael this whole time no one knew and was a betraying chad as is Michael. hahahah
Seeing him run to lily when ever she’s about to fall as fast as he can, wish I was able to do shit like that but nah
I can so that but the thing is I'm missing an important thing,
The girlfriend to catch
The fact Micheal is so proficient with a knife scares me
michael has the power to make squid game look actually look like their playing for money but in the end he just congratulates the players and tazes them to death.
I mean..Do you really think he'd congratulate them??
@@YTDPROMISE ...no.
@@YTDPROMISE it's all to give them that sliver of hope before he takes it all away
Micheal is savage
*_M i c h e a l ._*
micheal reeves would probably find a way to kill 100 zombies before the zombie apocalypse happens. He's just that strong
I think they call that mass homicide
@@CanadianTeaMaker i call it micheal reeves
3:44 i love how everytime Lily falls Micheal jumps up to save her.
Is it weird Michael and Lily are the only couple I don't gag at?
Okay the knife fight was the best part
all jokes aside, michael has some sick knife skills
5:48 still Michael is running to save it until she was ok, then he stepped back. Caring Michael!
"And this is Filipino" Fuck I forgot that clip, that was hilarious
Timestamp?
First Rule: Never Trust Lily... NEVER bc she likes to harm other people, but not herself
Shes cheating on him with Toast
Nah, Michael’s cheating on her with Toast
@@rimurutempest4945 Michael is loyal she on the other hand despite being cheated by Albert cheated in the past on danny with hotshot plus she cant spend a day without toast or texting him all the time so its gunna be really funny when shes gonna be so sad and depressed after reeves find out the truth and not gonna be suprised if he will off himself after
@@OKOn222 lol okay, have fun
@@OKOn222 the fuck?
Lilly: wanna have a knife fight
Michael: *main character intensifies*
0:30 mAN
My favorite part about so many of his bits aren't even the bits themself, but just the knowledge he thought of them as quickly as he did to be able to pull them off.
Honestly I don't think anyone is surprised that Michael is good with a knife
"Wanna have a knife fight?"
*Michael immediately goes full CS:GO*
“Wanna have a knife fight?”
*You could not have made a more critical error.*
can you do a suddenly bald prank, like shave the top of your head while wearing a wig?
Lillys reaction would be the funniest thing since pickle rick
6:25
Is the reason why Michael keeps his hair like that
@@Planktonpants i said use a wig, it would be hilarious like wear a wig and shave off the wig ,
@@prinzeugenvansovoyen732 ngl, didn't read that part xD sorry man
Michel hit the “nut” button so fast it disconnected my airpods
*he’s too powerful*
Yes! Michael! Monetize your own content first before others do! I support!
The thing about Michael is that he doesn’t upload much but he’s still chock full of content meaning if you’ve never heard of OfflineTV, Michael makes S tier content if you’re willing to find it.
fear the tazer gremlin
I was drinking water and then out of nowhere i hear michael say "DRUGS?" and almost died trying not to spit the water XD
The first clip where ludwig can be seen giving his full attention to a platter with sushi is pretty good
Lilly: wanna have a knife fight
Michael: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
That knife twirling was terrifyingly awesome, I will learn to become that cool
Bro Michael is literally IRL Jett. His movements with that knife are smoooooooooooth
6:03 chad really ready to save his queen 🤩
Is this new video edited in? ^ lol my timestamp didn’t show what i meant
8:33 it’s a nuclear siren
There's a funny Lily + Poki and Lily + Michael love triangle that is fun to watch, mostly because Michael doesn't mind lol
The scariest part about Michael with a taser is with him you don’t know if he’ll tase you or not with other people your save
I did not know Michael was a knife expert, that really surprised me.
He probably was a sword or knife kid,as one myself you learn to spin and do tricks pretty organically
Wanna have a knife fight?
Normal person: No
Michael: which style do you prefer?
1:40 he is reaveling his true power
"I'm a lone wolf now" that's the proof, people
Michael knife skills impresses me
Maybe because he honed his knife skills from Filipinos who do folding knife tricks
The shadow lily is taking over
Michael is not the kind of person you would want to get into a knife fight with
I want to know where Michael learns all his knife tricks, kinda scary.
lily: "are these drugs?"
mike: *immediately looks up* "DRUGS!!?"
All this Michael Lily energy is much needed. Thank u!
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Alternative title: Michael and lily bickering for 11 minutes
what my brain tells me to do at two in the morning: 2:06
I started dyinggg at the knife scene 😂
1:30 Damnnnn Micheal got some moves
5:12 is literally my numb ass at work when the costumer decides to stand there like they don't know how to fucking pay lol
All I can say is that Michael and Toast share the same braincells.
2 geniuses indeed!
The difference is that Michael's brain just shuts off in the middle of doing something sometimes.
1:30 *The Riddler at his FULL POWER*
Michael is an actual Vietnam secret mission green beret in a 12 year old's body and he just keeps showing up with new skills and it's scary as hell.
"Wanna have a knife fight?"
So you have chosen... Death
0:25 the sound of the little drill dentists use
i like how michael has fucked aroundwith tasers so much for so long that lily can nearly maintain a relaxed/calm heart beat with being threatened with one
corpes ain't the only one who does the knife skills
"Are these drugs?"
" *DRUGS?!?!* "
Michael apperiantly becomes an anime character when holding a knife
Just died laughing because I got a mental health add on a Michael reeves video
Michael is surprisingly good at welding a knife
That one person: You fool, I'm into that.
This is what never losing a nnn does to you
Lily should have thought before challenging the resident psychopath to a knife fight
3:04 bro its harry potter XD
An addicted one though 😂
Him: i'm unemployed at 24 years old
*yet he still has more cash then most employed people at 24 years old*
5:47 Michael was SO ready to catch her lol. iNhUmAn ReAcTioNs
No shits given, sigma status.
Wanna have a knife fight micheal proceeds to immediately display his skill with sharp objects
Imagine Michael watching this knowing he failed NNN: 👁👄👁
1:29 “wanna have a knife fight”
Famous last words
His kniff skills are beyond my understanding
Michael with that knife tho'!
Wow.... Savage
3:04 his face when he said "drugs??" Was absolute perfect
Yo, you should put all the videos/streams the clips are from in the description. That'd be dope. (Definitely not trying to get my unhealthily large fix of Michael content)
Micheal's knife skills are impressive.
I want to see micheal make a robo dog that chases people with taser
3:02 I can't stop cracking up at his face and the reverb
he reacted so fast with the orange goo.
*MICHAEL* *DOES* *KNIFE* *TRICKS*
CORPSE: *OUR* *BATTLE* *WILL* *BE* *LEGENDARY*
Lily:Are This Drugz...
Michelle:DRUGZZ😗
Can we talk about how fast and skilled Michael is with a fucking KITCHEN KNIFE
5:30 He says that like SHE'S the sociopath and HE'S the normal person
Michael looks like harry Potter but instead of learning magic he learns how to cook meth