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  • @paul-4872
    @paul-4872 4 года назад +13141

    I love how Michael is so used to being shocked the shock pens don’t hurt

    • @kanuikugle
      @kanuikugle 4 года назад +185

      Them tasers really worked

    • @bbbunnyplayz8404
      @bbbunnyplayz8404 4 года назад +61

      I was literally looking for this comment because I had the same thought!

    • @iowafarmhandonajohndeere5902
      @iowafarmhandonajohndeere5902 4 года назад +35

      Because tasing people is fucking funny

    • @shawty3557
      @shawty3557 4 года назад +55

      Shock pens don’t actually shock they just vibrate super fast

    • @Bigcat33
      @Bigcat33 4 года назад +24

      Bruh used to have one, after a while if shocking myself I went too a bar had people shock themselves then i would bet them a beer that I wouldn’t put it on my tongue

  • @jozie3372
    @jozie3372 3 года назад +6921

    I like how Michael Reeves said "It's not that much" when he clicked the shock pen. Really shows what he's been up to.

    • @samuelp7116
      @samuelp7116 3 года назад +158

      I mean, he's right, I find those shock pens feel really nice.

    • @returnedplague
      @returnedplague 3 года назад +73

      i like the feeling of shock pens😂the "pain" is kinda euphoric

    • @Just_Dan44
      @Just_Dan44 3 года назад +13

      He's Thor

    • @kadvidim6528
      @kadvidim6528 3 года назад +7

      @Tor Arne Johnsen it is though

    • @ThonnyTheNot
      @ThonnyTheNot 3 года назад +18

      He’s going to make a taser pen at some point

  • @RyderMK
    @RyderMK 3 года назад +4472

    17:45
    Lily talking about the sword:
    “I wanna sleep with this”
    Micheal:
    “ _what the hell did she just say?_ “

    • @mehrius4904
      @mehrius4904 3 года назад +68

      17:45 would be closer

    • @imaynothaveabrain7570
      @imaynothaveabrain7570 3 года назад +10

      @@eliah7346 it’s like 2 seconds off

    • @RyderMK
      @RyderMK 3 года назад +6

      It was so you could see the build up

    • @SimF1e
      @SimF1e 3 года назад +4

      its funny how she almost pointed wrong and point beside it

    • @jackwilson1775
      @jackwilson1775 3 года назад +1

      Micheal

  • @RandomPerson-gn1qt
    @RandomPerson-gn1qt 3 года назад +2166

    Lily and poki: using the scissors to open the box.
    Michael: stabs the box once and then rips it open with his bare hands

  • @elliotmarty9370
    @elliotmarty9370 4 года назад +32594

    Michael Reeves
    >doesn’t know what a condom is
    >knows the range of a plastic explosive

    • @monkeymann4723
      @monkeymann4723 4 года назад +3032

      Priorities First

    • @MiniMan5450
      @MiniMan5450 4 года назад +2812

      Elliot Marty why use condoms when you can just blow the lady up?

    • @wailamnice
      @wailamnice 4 года назад +717

      @@MiniMan5450 what about the hands?

    • @soy9438
      @soy9438 4 года назад +431

      Dio Brando nice Kira reference

    • @wailamnice
      @wailamnice 4 года назад +352

      @@soy9438 ah yes, a man of culture

  • @hanachi300
    @hanachi300 3 года назад +5482

    4:28
    "Oh wait, These aren't extra large."
    I'm dead 💀

    • @hanachi300
      @hanachi300 3 года назад +33

      @Ethan Choe that's my girl right there.

    • @reality9483
      @reality9483 3 года назад +10

      м α ı ш α ı ғ υ nah fam

    • @actualgarbage8549
      @actualgarbage8549 3 года назад +30

      @@hanachi300 *OUR* girl

    • @CT--sh4xw
      @CT--sh4xw 3 года назад +19

      Extra small? I'll take your entire stock!

    • @TheBloodGod104
      @TheBloodGod104 3 года назад +2

      Same

  • @cegspace5033
    @cegspace5033 3 года назад +1840

    17:46 HIS FACE I'M WHEEZING-

  • @mt7680
    @mt7680 3 года назад +1178

    Someone: *delivers a nuclear bomb*
    Micheal: Ooh! Parts!

    • @VictorDoesThingsYT
      @VictorDoesThingsYT 3 года назад +24

      Hey guys today I'm gonna disassemble this bomb

    • @artemis1935
      @artemis1935 3 года назад +3

      he would use it for parts though that’s the truth

  • @saviyothomas511
    @saviyothomas511 3 года назад +3230

    12:06
    Lily: struggles
    MIcheal : disintegrates the box

  • @svgcolt9952
    @svgcolt9952 4 года назад +1947

    16:09 “oh shit a grenade”
    Fed: Pulls the pin

    • @echo_sinon-n4416
      @echo_sinon-n4416 4 года назад +3

      What if it was real?

    • @angelquiroga5917
      @angelquiroga5917 4 года назад +1

      AHA I AM UR 1K LIKE UR WELCOME

    • @Lych_
      @Lych_ 4 года назад +1

      That is a nerf grenade it shoots bullets so thats why he knew what it was and pulled it?

    • @svgcolt9952
      @svgcolt9952 4 года назад

      Lmao 4 weeks and 1.1k like all for a nerf grenade

    • @functional200
      @functional200 4 года назад

      allahuah snackbar

  • @learizzo943
    @learizzo943 3 года назад +793

    As someone who's main language is spanish, hearing Lily scream "I took spanish in highschool!" and then proceed to say "I speak spanish" wrong is something i didnt know i needed.

    • @Pengtropica
      @Pengtropica 3 года назад +7

      Lmao I would’ve gotten that in like 6th grade spanish along with like everyone else and we started in 5th, it’s either she just forgot because she hasn’t spoken it in so long, or she was meming for the video, although the former would make a lot of sense since it was such a small mistake

    • @learizzo943
      @learizzo943 2 года назад +2

      @@Pengtropica dude, i just thought it was funny, i probably wouldnt remember either

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 2 года назад +1

      Did she say 'I speak I speak Spanish'

    • @learizzo943
      @learizzo943 2 года назад +7

      @@tangytim6699 She did say *I speak spanish* , but she used the wrong form of speak, so its closer to *I speaks spanish*
      The correct way would be *Yo hablo español*. Habla is used when refering to another being speaking, not yourself.
      For example
      "He speaks" becomes *El habla*
      "She speaks" becomes *Ella habla*
      "I speak" becomes *Yo hablo*

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 2 года назад

      @@learizzo943 gotcha

  • @djsalad5752
    @djsalad5752 3 года назад +5655

    Scarra: Gets thoughtful gifts
    Lily: Gets depressing shit
    Poki: Gets advertisements
    Michael: Gets a box with a note saying “fuck you”
    Yvonne: Air conditioner

    • @shanghainese7198
      @shanghainese7198 3 года назад +283

      Fed: gets kicked off and hated by the world

    • @shanghainese7198
      @shanghainese7198 3 года назад +314

      @@gabeclemens1895 are you serious? What fed did is crazy. I can’t believe you’re trying to justify him. He was kicked of OTV. Also it wasn’t poki. It was Toast and the other guy who came forward with the situation. Then poki explained her part and what he did to her. You are sick for trying to justify how he took advantage of lily, POKIE, and Yvonne when they are vulnerable and assaulted them. That’s why lily is afraid of drinking now.

    • @gabeclemens1895
      @gabeclemens1895 3 года назад +21

      @@shanghainese7198 the fuck made it look like I was justifying him?? All I said was after he tried many times to keep things private poki kept pulling shit making things worse. And yeah what he did was terrible but at least he is taking charge of his actions and reflecting upon them by trying to make himself better. This shit shouldn’t have been public and should’ve been handled privately.

    • @gabeclemens1895
      @gabeclemens1895 3 года назад +7

      @@shanghainese7198 and maybe if you payed any attention as to why this shit even started you’d prolly have a better idea

    • @gabeclemens1895
      @gabeclemens1895 3 года назад +8

      @@shanghainese7198 like there is literal proof of poki leading him on but yeah I’m defending him by saying this shit should’ve stayed private

  • @lilmeows6041
    @lilmeows6041 3 года назад +12212

    Just look at how happy Scarra was when opening his special box, he is so precious. Please send him more stuff :)

    • @rania5700
      @rania5700 3 года назад +533

      His face when he realized it was for toast was so saddd

    • @watermelon995
      @watermelon995 3 года назад +18

      😂😂😂

    • @serenayu944
      @serenayu944 3 года назад +13

      Time stamp pls?

    • @statictacos1138
      @statictacos1138 3 года назад +329

      If I ever see any of the otv members in person I will scream "OMG YOU'RE SCARRA'S ROOMMATE ARENT YOU?!?"

    • @percaIicious
      @percaIicious 3 года назад +6

      you mean fat?

  • @richard08292008
    @richard08292008 4 года назад +2872

    4:08 micheal: *gets condoms*
    Poki: *points at both of them while laughing like a madman*

    • @traze2963
      @traze2963 4 года назад +61

      richard nick salazar viewers lookin out, respect

    • @user-wk2vj5qt6y
      @user-wk2vj5qt6y 4 года назад +96

      I know what poki meant...

    • @yeeterson7564
      @yeeterson7564 4 года назад +63

      @@user-wk2vj5qt6y they're dating and they didnt know what condoms were

    • @darktsokolati2216
      @darktsokolati2216 4 года назад +36

      (4:25) Fed : Im out

    • @richard08292008
      @richard08292008 4 года назад +40

      @@darktsokolati2216 fed is probably just gonna use it for his hand

  • @Naomxix
    @Naomxix 3 года назад +561

    10:28 I like how the letter from the girl wrote "Michael is hella cute" and toast is like "Give it to Michael". Lily: *grabs letter and shoots with nerf gun* Lily: No he MiNe

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 3 года назад +22

      That was the real hella cute thing

    • @hardcaselj111
      @hardcaselj111 2 года назад +4

      Was this before or after they started dating

    • @Naomxix
      @Naomxix 2 года назад

      @@hardcaselj111 Before

    • @SMTAdriMark
      @SMTAdriMark 2 года назад +35

      @@Naomxix pretty sure this was after. It would be kinda weird if she did this before they were dating

    • @danielmoriarty1101
      @danielmoriarty1101 2 года назад +1

      @@hardcaselj111 they started dating at dating game 1 so I'm pretty it was after.

  • @ellaoliver949
    @ellaoliver949 3 года назад +244

    13:02 "what do you think Michael? Do you think she's pretty?" Toast, Lily repeated.
    Michael *panic smile*

  • @dimensioncyborg
    @dimensioncyborg 4 года назад +17920

    Lily: "I want to sleep with this"
    Michael: I've been replaced by a sword

    • @wroogny
      @wroogny 4 года назад +553

      Replaced? Sword beat him to it!

    • @lemeoriy1185
      @lemeoriy1185 4 года назад +273

      sigh
      we were so close boys

    • @An_Is_My_Name
      @An_Is_My_Name 4 года назад +347

      time to check out that Mika girl’s Instagram

    • @Serban20
      @Serban20 4 года назад +181

      17:47

    • @poooloooo
      @poooloooo 4 года назад +47

      Dimensioncyborg Michaels sword is too short thats why
      kidding

  • @gruses6653
    @gruses6653 3 года назад +3589

    Lily: Do you think she’s pretty?
    Michael: pretty is a relative term

  • @cameronlewis2049
    @cameronlewis2049 3 года назад +701

    Fed: ohh they sent us a grenade
    *Immediately pulls the pin and let's go*

    • @DoomDemon01
      @DoomDemon01 3 года назад +9

      I WAS JUST THINKING THAT 😂😂

    • @loginyes3745
      @loginyes3745 3 года назад +54

      I mean he pretty much did that with his career

    • @fionacoin5329
      @fionacoin5329 3 года назад +9

      @@loginyes3745 damn

    • @naga_og
      @naga_og 3 года назад

      Time stamp?

    • @SerialElfYT
      @SerialElfYT 3 года назад +2

      @@loginyes3745 context?

  • @capitalflail3344
    @capitalflail3344 3 года назад +213

    16:26 Lily accidentally ran into the cameraman

  • @user-wk2vj5qt6y
    @user-wk2vj5qt6y 4 года назад +2113

    15:07
    Poki: it’s weed...
    All the boys at OtV: we serve the Soviet Union.

    • @user-wk2vj5qt6y
      @user-wk2vj5qt6y 4 года назад +8

      Yes papa Stalin.

    • @-agrocupcake-1231
      @-agrocupcake-1231 4 года назад +3

      joseph Stalin lenin was better

    • @royj2657
      @royj2657 4 года назад +3

      Edgy 12 year olds thinking stalin in cool.

    • @littlewinge9368
      @littlewinge9368 4 года назад +20

      @@royj2657 Just because you're 13 doesn't mean you're better

    • @royj2657
      @royj2657 4 года назад +7

      Can't argue that, fair enough

  • @baconmoo5851
    @baconmoo5851 4 года назад +8929

    Pokimane: it’s weed
    Michael: hippity hoppity your drugs are my property

    • @cyberdoggo7796
      @cyberdoggo7796 4 года назад +70

      Yooo this was perfect with 420 likes

    • @fuxue2460
      @fuxue2460 4 года назад +45

      BaconMOO we all know that those weed didnt go to the trash.

    • @r3trobananas33
      @r3trobananas33 4 года назад +15

      They said it was shitty weed

    • @botermossel
      @botermossel 4 года назад +14

      NIGHTMARE BAD BAD CRACKHEAD

    • @ilyassebenammi7921
      @ilyassebenammi7921 4 года назад +6

      @@cyberdoggo7796 4.20K likes let's go

  • @pizzatime7433
    @pizzatime7433 3 года назад +176

    17:48 Michael’s reaction is priceless

  • @Byeahman
    @Byeahman 3 года назад +74

    16:09 I love how the second Fed gets a grenade his first instinct is to pull the pin

  • @ScratoHerrscote
    @ScratoHerrscote 4 года назад +1928

    13:45 I'm glad you liked my straw snorkeling turtle. Your reaction made my day :)

  • @ethansamuelson9005
    @ethansamuelson9005 4 года назад +3300

    Lily: "I took Spanish in highschool"
    Also Lily: "Yo habla español"

    • @obeyskrt2183
      @obeyskrt2183 4 года назад +84

      Magemaster10 SpaMyuLsON this hurt my soul

    • @ethansamuelson9005
      @ethansamuelson9005 4 года назад +82

      @@obeyskrt2183 as a Spanish student it hurt me too

    • @easbyzep6994
      @easbyzep6994 4 года назад +143

      @@ethansamuelson9005 as a person who literally speaks spanish, bruh moment.

    • @mehrawr3530
      @mehrawr3530 4 года назад +22

      As a person who understands Spanish and can somewhat speak it. I kinda don't see a problem. But I know what y'all mean.

    • @bultenlol
      @bultenlol 4 года назад +70

      as a spanish who speaks person, this really felt.

  • @rickysalias1594
    @rickysalias1594 3 года назад +818

    Lily could sell that card for so much money now

  • @hunk1889
    @hunk1889 3 года назад +148

    "I wanna sleep with this"
    *instant shock on Michael's face*

  • @jjef8706
    @jjef8706 3 года назад +3306

    12:03
    Teacher: Any strong boys in this class that can help me out?
    The bois:

    • @atree9284
      @atree9284 3 года назад +38

      jjef
      The gay gals:

    • @swagmeister0818
      @swagmeister0818 3 года назад +8

      @@atree9284 me:

    • @hsandere5318
      @hsandere5318 3 года назад +4

      @@atree9284 LOL, we're like: nuh uh, then when the teacher forces you, you say anything else to carry? In ur mind u wish them to say nothing lmfao

    • @theweirdkidnextdoor219
      @theweirdkidnextdoor219 3 года назад +2

      5:00

    • @joey-yb4pk
      @joey-yb4pk 3 года назад +1

      @@atree9284 ruined it

  • @annabalazs3210
    @annabalazs3210 4 года назад +1628

    Michael's face when Lily says she wants to sleep with the sword...

    • @aloxoblack
      @aloxoblack 4 года назад +69

      he's like: "WOW, i guess im sleeping on the couch"

    • @alexbohatch3503
      @alexbohatch3503 4 года назад +3

      Aloxo Black she doesn’t even have a bed

    • @ragnacrossx4047
      @ragnacrossx4047 4 года назад +3

      @@alexbohatch3503 well a futon is a type of bed if i'm not mistaken

    • @stiickycake
      @stiickycake 4 года назад

      @@alexbohatch3503 She does, she has a bunkbed above her new desk

    • @AxolPiezz
      @AxolPiezz 4 года назад

      bee no she took it down

  • @owenphillips2569
    @owenphillips2569 3 года назад +141

    Everyone: Goes for the phone
    Michael Reeves: Has a literal stroke

  • @hebijeebies3168
    @hebijeebies3168 3 года назад +51

    Omfg Michael’s reaction emotionally scared me
    17:46

  • @SpiritedVT
    @SpiritedVT 4 года назад +1411

    Fed: 'It's a grenade'
    *immediately pulls pin*

    • @getclapped4627
      @getclapped4627 4 года назад +2

      Fed would accatualy

    • @fabyu4063
      @fabyu4063 4 года назад +2

      That was a NERF Rival granade, Hasbro actually produces them a lot cause they are for Rival balls...

    • @RepublicOfUs
      @RepublicOfUs 4 года назад +1

      @@fabyu4063 "Hasbro produces them". False.

  • @valdaspovilaitis410
    @valdaspovilaitis410 3 года назад +1605

    17:46 That face michael made

    • @Virtualmess32
      @Virtualmess32 3 года назад +122

      The best part is he was about to say ok before it hit him how crazy that sounds

    • @lm-ml
      @lm-ml 3 года назад +50

      Now he can’t scare lily at night

    • @parkerb929
      @parkerb929 3 года назад +3

      @@yoopiann213 u rly just stole a comment that was right under this one...............

    • @yoopiann213
      @yoopiann213 3 года назад +5

      @@parkerb929 oh sorry I’ll delete it then if it makes you feel better

  • @danielcueto3118
    @danielcueto3118 3 года назад +120

    7:03
    everyone: joking around
    Lily: heeey I actually need those

  • @thelucksman6959
    @thelucksman6959 3 года назад +20

    16:10 Oh, a grenade!
    *instantly pulls the pin*

  • @bluecoastline44
    @bluecoastline44 4 года назад +1651

    Lily: Do you think she's cute?
    Michael: haHa I'm in danger

    • @jemi69
      @jemi69 4 года назад +57

      Lily :Do you think she's Mccute?
      Michael :haHa I'm in Mcdanger
      how it should be🤣

    • @kenneth_castillo
      @kenneth_castillo 4 года назад +20

      She prefered to sleep with the sword tho

    • @yagoovirus2751
      @yagoovirus2751 4 года назад +7

      Anyone know her insta?

    • @shakemybacon4897
      @shakemybacon4897 4 года назад +2

      @@jemi69 McOhNo

    • @jemi69
      @jemi69 4 года назад +2

      @@shakemybacon4897 mCOhYEs

  • @BlurpGod
    @BlurpGod 3 года назад +1626

    16:54 its adorable how scarra handed it to lily idk y

    • @d7lpz
      @d7lpz 3 года назад +82

      Just everything about that hand movement is adorable

    • @rajat7342
      @rajat7342 3 года назад +10

      What is that thing???..help me out please.. I want to gift it to someone...

    • @caplicoluv9096
      @caplicoluv9096 3 года назад +27

      RaJaT i believe it’s just a jar with paper stars inside. there’s multiple tutorials on how to make them on yt :)

    • @rajat7342
      @rajat7342 3 года назад +1

      @@caplicoluv9096 Oh really?!! And here I am trying to listen what lily says while reading the letter hoping maybe there's a name or something... She reads really fast😂
      Thanks anyway!!!

  • @ethereal4842
    @ethereal4842 3 года назад +54

    3:57, I laughed so hard I felt my soul leaving my body

  • @carrotking2630
    @carrotking2630 3 года назад +49

    Everyone: "OMG Raid Shadow legends!"
    Micheal: having a seizure

  • @prometheus320
    @prometheus320 4 года назад +509

    12:06
    Lily: *can’t open box
    Michael: *begins to go full beast on the box

    • @Hades-ft4rw
      @Hades-ft4rw 4 года назад +23

      I feel like Micheal was just like YOU DARE MESS WITH LILY?!?!

    • @hovbs4438
      @hovbs4438 4 года назад +25

      He use cave man brain

    • @kyberebellion980
      @kyberebellion980 4 года назад +8

      @@hovbs4438 for someone who could probably create a T-800 Terminator

    • @panheaddragonwolfpaw
      @panheaddragonwolfpaw 4 года назад

      The nonchalant look on his face as he did it made it even better.

    • @brockwtrs
      @brockwtrs 4 года назад

      He must do it for his woman's honor.

  • @mediocreandworse59
    @mediocreandworse59 4 года назад +5711

    "I think Michael is cute, should I shoot my shot?"
    Lily: (readies nerf gun) No but I will

    • @blank-eq8ct
      @blank-eq8ct 4 года назад +79

      Love how she missed as well XD

    • @4skin595
      @4skin595 4 года назад +39

      Michael looking good with that beard...... Oh wait.

    • @danw9602
      @danw9602 4 года назад +37

      10:29

    • @enzoversalli4380
      @enzoversalli4380 4 года назад +4

      @@4skin595 What is that thing in his face? I also thought it was a beard

    • @syntax5696
      @syntax5696 4 года назад +6

      @@enzoversalli4380 it's acne

  • @envyivy6435
    @envyivy6435 3 года назад +29

    At 0:01 I'm in tears, the sound effects got me

  • @grimmguitar2607
    @grimmguitar2607 3 года назад +20

    Lily: cant open box
    Michael: *vaporizes box *

  • @bt9246
    @bt9246 4 года назад +895

    1:55 replace the scissors with tasers. a true duo

  • @twelve1738
    @twelve1738 4 года назад +2917

    Everyone: Do you think she's pretty?
    Micheal: *stressed breathing*

    • @MatheusVenti
      @MatheusVenti 4 года назад +16

      She must be reeeally pretty! lol

    • @XRADU97
      @XRADU97 4 года назад +5

      timestamp??

    • @twelve1738
      @twelve1738 4 года назад +29

      @@XRADU97 13:02 - 13:09

    • @spencer4685
      @spencer4685 4 года назад +26

      it’s never good to be in that situation

    • @bruuhblackboih8777
      @bruuhblackboih8777 4 года назад +22

      I’m still courius how do she looks like?

  • @myacel.5175
    @myacel.5175 3 года назад +7

    12:04 man michael ripped the guts of that box.

  • @kekoa7975
    @kekoa7975 3 года назад +27

    4:08 Micheal: "they deserve to be on the kill list."

  • @nickkk9076
    @nickkk9076 3 года назад +4469

    0:43
    Proof Michael is a robot. He short circuited when the drink spilled on him.
    I really hope no one takes this seriously lol

  • @tooethan8310
    @tooethan8310 4 года назад +1928

    Micheal: literally has tased people and himself multiple times.
    Also Micheal: Afraid of a toy shocking pen.

    • @cnner1997
      @cnner1997 4 года назад +78

      Well even if you’ve shocked yourself multiple time you’re always gonna have that hesitation

    • @gmreyes1631
      @gmreyes1631 4 года назад +18

      Lmao I read that wrong, I thought you said "tasted"

    • @yousefhadi2332
      @yousefhadi2332 4 года назад +4

      It’s worse when you know it’s coming.

    • @lenamehere8896
      @lenamehere8896 4 года назад +21

      But he's immune..
      17:10 Michael says "Oh it's not that bad"
      17:17 Cameraman tries and makes a pokemon sound

    • @MickTheRus
      @MickTheRus 4 года назад

      If I save enough money ill fucking send face treatment kit

  • @veee.n134
    @veee.n134 3 года назад +15

    3:57
    "Is that some type of glove?"
    LMAO 😂

  • @xyfc6077
    @xyfc6077 3 года назад +20

    Box: lily can’t open me
    Michael: and I took it personally.

  • @blackwidow2539
    @blackwidow2539 3 года назад +2826

    “Holy shit, it’s a grenade *pulls pin*”

    • @waleyboi06
      @waleyboi06 3 года назад +60

      Me irl
      Holy shit its a gun looks down barrel and pulls trigger.......shit it wasent loaded

    • @joeyz5305
      @joeyz5305 3 года назад +22

      aAAAAaAAAaaAh
      moments later:
      AaAAAaaAaAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhHHhHh

    • @waleyboi06
      @waleyboi06 3 года назад +1

      @CareFreeSalmon267 16:05

    • @aliyasiyun
      @aliyasiyun 3 года назад

      So smart *claps

    • @solieeeee
      @solieeeee 3 года назад

      @@waleyboi06 o.o

  • @daanbreur
    @daanbreur 4 года назад +1279

    Everyone: Clothes, Money Thankss
    Poki: N E R F G U N

    • @neonblade8591
      @neonblade8591 3 года назад +19

      Michael:plastic straws, and condoms

    • @starplatinum3003
      @starplatinum3003 3 года назад +5

      Micheal:Shit and pickle rick

    • @Libra623_
      @Libra623_ 3 года назад +2

      @@starplatinum3003 Shittle Rick

    • @jennasmith999
      @jennasmith999 3 года назад +1

      Everyone else: gets love
      Poki: Its need or nothing

  • @crimson9093
    @crimson9093 2 года назад +2

    16:09
    "holy shit a grenade" *pulls pin*

  • @smelly6137
    @smelly6137 3 года назад

    i’m recovering from a concussion and drug withdrawals - your videos are really helping me cope :) thank you

  • @impaccttt2090
    @impaccttt2090 4 года назад +1274

    Mykull gets a love letter Lily: Insta kill mode activated

    • @zomboss9242
      @zomboss9242 4 года назад +6

      Mykull gets proactin: *is this some sort of sick joke?+

    • @pyology9280
      @pyology9280 4 года назад +4

      whats up with everyone calling michael *mykull*

    • @maxypoopoo
      @maxypoopoo 4 года назад

      mykull?

    • @ItzGlitch707
      @ItzGlitch707 4 года назад

      MYKULL NANI

    • @sh1r731
      @sh1r731 4 года назад

      @@pyology9280 who the fuck is michael

  • @D.Holliday112
    @D.Holliday112 4 года назад +1306

    17:46 "I wanna sleep with this."
    THE LOOK ON MICHAEL'S FACE!!!!

    • @PredatorH2O
      @PredatorH2O 4 года назад +30

      17:48

    • @W0RTED
      @W0RTED 4 года назад +52

      @@PredatorH2O y'all compromise and use 17:47

    • @D.Holliday112
      @D.Holliday112 4 года назад +22

      @@PredatorH2O I said 17:46 for context.

    • @Ruination_station
      @Ruination_station 4 года назад +11

      He looked so distraught

    • @Supsun
      @Supsun 4 года назад +46

      Tyler Griffin this man went from oh ok sure to wait what the fuck in under a second

  • @bingus181
    @bingus181 3 года назад +14

    Lilly:no wait I wanna sleep with this
    Michael:*visible confusion*

  • @hayden4361
    @hayden4361 3 года назад +55

    Poki:"did you wanna sit here? "
    Lily: confronts her about sitting next to Micheal
    Michael: aggressively stabs the table

  • @notsonata
    @notsonata 4 года назад +3439

    “Hey Mykull here’s what that Mika girl looks like”
    Lily: **getting ready to kill someone**

    • @evolvingreflections5391
      @evolvingreflections5391 4 года назад +67

      justundead be honest lily already killed them

    • @cactijesus1915
      @cactijesus1915 4 года назад +75

      *Cocks shotgun*
      Shooting their corpses again until no one recognises is still an option

    • @rohudaboss4060
      @rohudaboss4060 4 года назад +77

      I thought he showed Michael a picture of Lily and michael couldn't day she was hot because the camera didnt see it and he couldn't say no because it was actually lily.

    • @ryern6350
      @ryern6350 4 года назад +51

      @@rohudaboss4060 that would be hella good of a prank

    • @tudor7501
      @tudor7501 4 года назад +8

      Who is this Mika?

  • @cub1c698
    @cub1c698 4 года назад +1100

    17:46 Michaels reaction when lily said I want to sleep with this LOOOL

    • @litmodz4826
      @litmodz4826 4 года назад +40

      Michael :My time has come

    • @4nne863
      @4nne863 4 года назад +15

      He went like O-O

    • @NoSubsWithContent
      @NoSubsWithContent 4 года назад +4

      The movement of his head lol

    • @cub1c698
      @cub1c698 4 года назад +1

      @alexandru ciinaru that was a Jim Halpert reaction right there

    • @chepa1767
      @chepa1767 3 года назад +3

      I guess the handle is a good shape

  • @mistahj4860
    @mistahj4860 2 года назад +7

    5:36
    Toast: What is the range on that?
    Michael: Like, the basement of the house.
    Toast: _Immediately heads for the first floor_

  • @cbjgirl23
    @cbjgirl23 3 года назад +15

    "A denim jacket!" Toast, honey that's a shirt

  • @Kirious
    @Kirious 4 года назад +1286

    Lily violently yet carefully folding and then no-mercy-ing that letter has me DEAD

    • @siegpasta
      @siegpasta 4 года назад +4

      Why? That actually had me cringe. They act like Children >.>

    • @GayPotatoCosplay
      @GayPotatoCosplay 4 года назад +64

      @@siegpasta ur probably fun at parties lmao

    • @jarlhenrik
      @jarlhenrik 4 года назад +27

      @@siegpasta to quote Poki and Michael at the christmas party(or was it halloween party?) "Are we 12?" "We're 12 year olds, but with money"

    • @user-lr8sn4id9g
      @user-lr8sn4id9g 4 года назад +6

      segpasta then why you watching?

    • @fcwittuxe2802
      @fcwittuxe2802 4 года назад +12

      @@siegpasta I kind of agree, but on the other hand, after what Albert has done, i am not blaming her for being overly protective or territorial.

  • @0oo087
    @0oo087 4 года назад +1481

    15:18 why is no one talking about how all the guys simultaneously did the EXACT same noise (and how it sounded like squidward)

    • @gabrielaolivares794
      @gabrielaolivares794 4 года назад +41

      Underrated moment

    • @vYriese
      @vYriese 4 года назад +38

      It's telepathy. We all have it.

    • @tbush7316
      @tbush7316 4 года назад +26

      @@vYriese but only for squidward-like sounds

    • @xeropulse5745
      @xeropulse5745 3 года назад +6

      I got to tbat point right as I read this comment. I was like "what I dont remember tha- ooooh" 😂

    • @kelloggtheg4844
      @kelloggtheg4844 3 года назад +1

      Meeeeh XD

  • @luciano8273
    @luciano8273 3 года назад +12

    Lili : You two definitely dont get...
    Toast : :0
    Fed : :(

  • @mooshisooshi1462
    @mooshisooshi1462 3 года назад +15

    18:07 should've kept him in those handcuffs for the harassment 😬

    • @regentlouis3678
      @regentlouis3678 2 года назад

      OOOOOOF

    • @uwuuwu8393
      @uwuuwu8393 2 года назад

      yes but it was before that time so in conclusion shut up

  • @generic_soda
    @generic_soda 4 года назад +2890

    3:28
    Michael: Why are all of mine Mafia cards?
    "You are Mafia"
    "You are Mafia"
    "You are Mafia"
    "You are _Short_ Mafia"

    • @How_do_it_do
      @How_do_it_do 4 года назад +38

      wow this comment is so good
      you quoted something from the video instead of thinking of something original or funny

    • @skelaboi01
      @skelaboi01 4 года назад +91

      Toep3
      Are you new to the RUclips comment section.
      People do this all the time

    • @ppchannel2521
      @ppchannel2521 4 года назад +20

      @@How_do_it_do new youtube users be like:

    • @How_do_it_do
      @How_do_it_do 4 года назад +2

      @@boredy573 i would
      if they actually contributed something to the comment section instead of say something EXACTLY as it is in the video like dude we watched the video and saying it again wont make it funnier

    • @bigfat6797
      @bigfat6797 4 года назад +19

      @@How_do_it_do wow that pfp is so good you copied everyone else instead of doing something original or funny

  • @mackymac940
    @mackymac940 4 года назад +573

    12:04
    Box won’t open:
    Michael: So you have chosen death?

    • @MapacheC
      @MapacheC 4 года назад +34

      "I just kill the box that wasn't opening to my girlfriend"

    • @markithh
      @markithh 4 года назад +3

      Makey Mac underrated comment🤣🤣🤣

  • @michaelwang415
    @michaelwang415 3 года назад +30

    “That’s a lot of balls”
    -Lily

  • @KingsBard
    @KingsBard 4 года назад +1079

    *Box gives Lily trouble*
    Michael: "So you have chosen death"

    • @zerozeras4723
      @zerozeras4723 4 года назад +2

      Michael: So today I have built a machine that tazes boxes until they open

  • @katietirkes5762
    @katietirkes5762 4 года назад +401

    13:06 Wow the pain in that poor boy's eyes

    • @CypherSings
      @CypherSings 4 года назад +1

      Katie Tirkes wether he answers no or yes hes gonna die either way 😂

  • @alexandrachichester7145
    @alexandrachichester7145 2 года назад +12

    not me going back and seeing fed after all the stuff that happend

    • @meggiemeee
      @meggiemeee 2 года назад +4

      Already thought he felt creepy before that mess happened... Glad he's out

    • @Shiftzy042
      @Shiftzy042 2 года назад

      @@meggiemeee yeah I never saw any vids about him but he gave me a bad feeling, I feel so bad for the others

    • @uwuuwu8393
      @uwuuwu8393 2 года назад

      cry about it, he was content

  • @DemarcusCousins_III
    @DemarcusCousins_III 3 года назад +1

    1:44 you can see michael in the background practising his new turtle killing technique

  • @Starach
    @Starach 4 года назад +809

    Michael knows a concerning amount about the range of plastic explosive.

    • @X606
      @X606 4 года назад +80

      Its a part of his next video

    • @crystalkeeper1063
      @crystalkeeper1063 4 года назад +9

      Video spoilers

    • @setonnguyen2016
      @setonnguyen2016 4 года назад +96

      Bro C4 is no joke tho less than a pound can fuck a room and like 2-3 pounds can destroy a building with this being said I am really excited for Michael’s next video

    • @Chase-up3do
      @Chase-up3do 4 года назад +5

      @@X606 Yo did people figure that out already? How and where?

    • @vilhovainio132
      @vilhovainio132 4 года назад +6

      For nerds like micheal its just basic knowledge

  • @DemonJettVODS
    @DemonJettVODS 4 года назад +517

    1:23 my favorite part is when the person showing off the game has a pay pal notification

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 4 года назад +2

      yeah lol

    • @honglulimbuscompany
      @honglulimbuscompany 4 года назад +2

      Guess somebody used a uber

    • @cannoncorn8557
      @cannoncorn8557 4 года назад +1

      maruftim I just started looking through the comments to see if anybody noticed this too lol
      The best thing about this is that this wax raids footage they sent to offline tv, so someone at raid was using Uber lmao

  • @meandcharadreemurr7121
    @meandcharadreemurr7121 3 года назад +1

    12:35 the blindfold that Michael got is also the same blindfold they used in "the great escape" (Korean TV show)

  • @violet-nightmare2122
    @violet-nightmare2122 3 года назад +2

    17:37 I have the same sword hanging up in my room!!!😁😍😍

  • @jadenshilongkungfuhoyea4541
    @jadenshilongkungfuhoyea4541 4 года назад +625

    Box: frustrates lily*
    Micheal: I SEE YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH

    • @meowz1894
      @meowz1894 4 года назад +10

      big black boy that part killed me, just the sight of all the filling exploding out like a piñata

    • @kylegersava9506
      @kylegersava9506 4 года назад +6

      12:04

    • @superintendentchalmers2246
      @superintendentchalmers2246 4 года назад

      He eviscerated that box like they eviscerated my little brothers corpse to determine his cause of death

    • @bingbong9452
      @bingbong9452 4 года назад

      Mykul*

  • @zzzValentine
    @zzzValentine 3 года назад +3250

    2:12 the face of a genius who’s IQ grows by the second when he realizes he can use his newly acquired plastic straws to drink his Coke.

    • @the_corpseis_alive5969
      @the_corpseis_alive5969 3 года назад +55

      He initially forgot to take the cap off, he's smart but clearly not too smart

    • @altwastaken3868
      @altwastaken3868 3 года назад +1

      @@the_corpseis_alive5969 r/whoosh

    • @the_corpseis_alive5969
      @the_corpseis_alive5969 3 года назад +12

      @@altwastaken3868 makes sense

    • @joshi7434
      @joshi7434 3 года назад +3

      @@altwastaken3868 what does that mean

    • @Instinct0425
      @Instinct0425 3 года назад +15

      @@joshi7434 it’s the sound of a joke going over someone’s head. But... it is WAYYY overused on RUclips. Every normie goes “r/whoosh” when the person they are “whooshing” made a joke in the first place.

  • @yazank123kahla8
    @yazank123kahla8 3 года назад +26

    Poki: it’s weed
    Fed: looking over 😂

  • @1nonly_gio482
    @1nonly_gio482 2 года назад +1

    1:24 lmao must if been a short ride 😂

  • @swiftluxd1774
    @swiftluxd1774 3 года назад +1941

    13:04 Michael can feel lily stare into he’s soul u can see the terror in he’s eyes while she says “u think she is pretty?🙂” tbh lily does look scary like that 😂

  • @onicryo8851
    @onicryo8851 4 года назад +762

    Lili: *has trouble opening box*
    Micheal: *deconstructs molecular structure of box*

    • @Rxid006
      @Rxid006 3 года назад +20

      Micheal: *erases very concept of the box*

    • @besttuberz7014
      @besttuberz7014 3 года назад +2

      Boom reduced to atoms

    • @kkat069
      @kkat069 3 года назад

      god that moment was the best XDD i dieddd

    • @mindlessrowman
      @mindlessrowman 3 года назад +2

      L i l y and M i c h a e l

    • @bored9365
      @bored9365 3 года назад +1

      “What’d you do to the box?”
      *r e d u c e d i t t o a t o m s*

  • @doden1048
    @doden1048 3 года назад

    Haha you know when you scroll over a vid and it shows that quick little preview. Got to love how raid shadow legends was in that haha

  • @laurilauri4678
    @laurilauri4678 3 года назад

    Michael's laugh in 8:19 was so funny when he got the straw package

  • @excess2345
    @excess2345 4 года назад +352

    17:46 the look on his face is priceless

    • @dzhren5358
      @dzhren5358 4 года назад

      I mean the sword is longer than micheal if you know what i mean

    • @hermesthegreek5247
      @hermesthegreek5247 4 года назад

      @@dzhren5358 Oh c'mon leave our crackhead midget alone

  • @ohjeez6073
    @ohjeez6073 4 года назад +247

    12:04 lily: “struggles opening box” Michael: I will avenge you

  • @MoistestSalt
    @MoistestSalt 2 года назад +2

    5:34 I like how Michael just randomly knows the blast radius of plastic explosives

  • @meme_lord_martin2518
    @meme_lord_martin2518 3 года назад

    This was my first otv vid that i ever watched and im glad it was

  • @not_dashstar
    @not_dashstar 4 года назад +605

    8:40 Fed has gone through 10 different emotions drinking that ketchup.

  • @joshuaclark9455
    @joshuaclark9455 4 года назад +612

    0:02
    Micheal is actually standing up.

    • @tpb5316
      @tpb5316 4 года назад +11

      lily is on a stool then

    • @litmodz4826
      @litmodz4826 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @tpb5316
      @tpb5316 3 года назад

      @@notinterested7100 whoooosh

    • @snak4799
      @snak4799 3 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @pak.finau53
    @pak.finau53 3 года назад +1

    Ohh this the fish meme guy. "bE FrEE!!!" LOL also found him from steadyhunger

  • @razorblade6746
    @razorblade6746 3 года назад +5

    13:03
    Lily:"you think she's pretty??"
    **DEATH STARES!!!!!!**

  • @belindarees
    @belindarees 4 года назад +472

    18:17 Can we talk about Micheal and Lily over in the corner quietly murmurming to each other other the handcuff zip tie things...

  • @allie4867
    @allie4867 4 года назад +1213

    12:57
    Toast: "Do you think she's pretty"
    Lily: "Yeah do you think she's pretty?"
    Michael: *chuckles* I'm in danger

    • @Jamplays592
      @Jamplays592 4 года назад +42

      he's literally the personification of chaotic

    • @nogamingz2785
      @nogamingz2785 4 года назад +23

      Ah Toast with the evil plan

    • @getclapped4627
      @getclapped4627 4 года назад +18

      F IN THE CHAT BOIS
      PRAY MICHAEL

    • @eathanneal9031
      @eathanneal9031 4 года назад +7

      @@Jamplays592 Michael?

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 4 года назад +7

      Toast should fear the taser master

  • @grumpybean98
    @grumpybean98 3 года назад +1

    You guys make me want to get a house with other streamers as well, it looks so fun each time!! Thank you for being a wholesome bunch of funny people.
    One more thing though, what's with Michael and turtles? Did I miss something?

  • @bigpandareeves2125
    @bigpandareeves2125 3 года назад

    Hehe the notification during the ad is hilarious