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I love how Michael is so used to being shocked the shock pens don’t hurt
Them tasers really worked
I was literally looking for this comment because I had the same thought!
Because tasing people is fucking funny
Shock pens don’t actually shock they just vibrate super fast
Bruh used to have one, after a while if shocking myself I went too a bar had people shock themselves then i would bet them a beer that I wouldn’t put it on my tongue
I like how Michael Reeves said "It's not that much" when he clicked the shock pen. Really shows what he's been up to.
I mean, he's right, I find those shock pens feel really nice.
i like the feeling of shock pens😂the "pain" is kinda euphoric
He's Thor
@Tor Arne Johnsen it is though
He’s going to make a taser pen at some point
17:45
Lily talking about the sword:
“I wanna sleep with this”
Micheal:
“ _what the hell did she just say?_ “
17:45 would be closer
@@eliah7346 it’s like 2 seconds off
It was so you could see the build up
its funny how she almost pointed wrong and point beside it
Micheal
Lily and poki: using the scissors to open the box.
Michael: stabs the box once and then rips it open with his bare hands
S T R O N K
Best way to open it
built diff
The sigma grind
12:07
Michael Reeves
>doesn’t know what a condom is
>knows the range of a plastic explosive
Priorities First
Elliot Marty why use condoms when you can just blow the lady up?
@@MiniMan5450 what about the hands?
Dio Brando nice Kira reference
@@soy9438 ah yes, a man of culture
4:28
"Oh wait, These aren't extra large."
I'm dead 💀
@Ethan Choe that's my girl right there.
м α ı ш α ı ғ υ nah fam
@@hanachi300 *OUR* girl
Extra small? I'll take your entire stock!
Same
17:46 HIS FACE I'M WHEEZING-
This was the comment I was looking for
LOLLL
But 32:46 omg
@@MrRedpanda2442 ??
@@kayleyulett5586 you good?
Someone: *delivers a nuclear bomb*
Micheal: Ooh! Parts!
Hey guys today I'm gonna disassemble this bomb
he would use it for parts though that’s the truth
12:06
Lily: struggles
MIcheal : disintegrates the box
Destruction 100
With a completely neutral face too
I mean did you see his arm?
K
LOL
16:09 “oh shit a grenade”
Fed: Pulls the pin
What if it was real?
AHA I AM UR 1K LIKE UR WELCOME
That is a nerf grenade it shoots bullets so thats why he knew what it was and pulled it?
Lmao 4 weeks and 1.1k like all for a nerf grenade
allahuah snackbar
As someone who's main language is spanish, hearing Lily scream "I took spanish in highschool!" and then proceed to say "I speak spanish" wrong is something i didnt know i needed.
Lmao I would’ve gotten that in like 6th grade spanish along with like everyone else and we started in 5th, it’s either she just forgot because she hasn’t spoken it in so long, or she was meming for the video, although the former would make a lot of sense since it was such a small mistake
@@Pengtropica dude, i just thought it was funny, i probably wouldnt remember either
Did she say 'I speak I speak Spanish'
@@tangytim6699 She did say *I speak spanish* , but she used the wrong form of speak, so its closer to *I speaks spanish*
The correct way would be *Yo hablo español*. Habla is used when refering to another being speaking, not yourself.
For example
"He speaks" becomes *El habla*
"She speaks" becomes *Ella habla*
"I speak" becomes *Yo hablo*
@@learizzo943 gotcha
Scarra: Gets thoughtful gifts
Lily: Gets depressing shit
Poki: Gets advertisements
Michael: Gets a box with a note saying “fuck you”
Yvonne: Air conditioner
Fed: gets kicked off and hated by the world
@@gabeclemens1895 are you serious? What fed did is crazy. I can’t believe you’re trying to justify him. He was kicked of OTV. Also it wasn’t poki. It was Toast and the other guy who came forward with the situation. Then poki explained her part and what he did to her. You are sick for trying to justify how he took advantage of lily, POKIE, and Yvonne when they are vulnerable and assaulted them. That’s why lily is afraid of drinking now.
@@shanghainese7198 the fuck made it look like I was justifying him?? All I said was after he tried many times to keep things private poki kept pulling shit making things worse. And yeah what he did was terrible but at least he is taking charge of his actions and reflecting upon them by trying to make himself better. This shit shouldn’t have been public and should’ve been handled privately.
@@shanghainese7198 and maybe if you payed any attention as to why this shit even started you’d prolly have a better idea
@@shanghainese7198 like there is literal proof of poki leading him on but yeah I’m defending him by saying this shit should’ve stayed private
Just look at how happy Scarra was when opening his special box, he is so precious. Please send him more stuff :)
His face when he realized it was for toast was so saddd
😂😂😂
Time stamp pls?
If I ever see any of the otv members in person I will scream "OMG YOU'RE SCARRA'S ROOMMATE ARENT YOU?!?"
you mean fat?
4:08 micheal: *gets condoms*
Poki: *points at both of them while laughing like a madman*
richard nick salazar viewers lookin out, respect
I know what poki meant...
@@user-wk2vj5qt6y they're dating and they didnt know what condoms were
(4:25) Fed : Im out
@@darktsokolati2216 fed is probably just gonna use it for his hand
10:28 I like how the letter from the girl wrote "Michael is hella cute" and toast is like "Give it to Michael". Lily: *grabs letter and shoots with nerf gun* Lily: No he MiNe
That was the real hella cute thing
Was this before or after they started dating
@@hardcaselj111 Before
@@Naomxix pretty sure this was after. It would be kinda weird if she did this before they were dating
@@hardcaselj111 they started dating at dating game 1 so I'm pretty it was after.
13:02 "what do you think Michael? Do you think she's pretty?" Toast, Lily repeated.
Michael *panic smile*
Lily: "I want to sleep with this"
Michael: I've been replaced by a sword
Replaced? Sword beat him to it!
sigh
we were so close boys
time to check out that Mika girl’s Instagram
17:47
Dimensioncyborg Michaels sword is too short thats why
kidding
Lily: Do you think she’s pretty?
Michael: pretty is a relative term
Sorry couldn’t like bc the likes were at 69
Lmak
@@AbeastintheEast783 Why do people do this?
*Alabama noises*
SpineCones because its the law
Fed: ohh they sent us a grenade
*Immediately pulls the pin and let's go*
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT 😂😂
I mean he pretty much did that with his career
@@loginyes3745 damn
Time stamp?
@@loginyes3745 context?
16:26 Lily accidentally ran into the cameraman
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
15:07
Poki: it’s weed...
All the boys at OtV: we serve the Soviet Union.
Yes papa Stalin.
joseph Stalin lenin was better
Edgy 12 year olds thinking stalin in cool.
@@royj2657 Just because you're 13 doesn't mean you're better
Can't argue that, fair enough
Pokimane: it’s weed
Michael: hippity hoppity your drugs are my property
Yooo this was perfect with 420 likes
BaconMOO we all know that those weed didnt go to the trash.
They said it was shitty weed
NIGHTMARE BAD BAD CRACKHEAD
@@cyberdoggo7796 4.20K likes let's go
17:48 Michael’s reaction is priceless
16:09 I love how the second Fed gets a grenade his first instinct is to pull the pin
13:45 I'm glad you liked my straw snorkeling turtle. Your reaction made my day :)
Good for you bro
That shit looks actually sick
what did you use to make that? that was really impressive.
E🅱️IC.
Good job ๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑
Lily: "I took Spanish in highschool"
Also Lily: "Yo habla español"
Magemaster10 SpaMyuLsON this hurt my soul
@@obeyskrt2183 as a Spanish student it hurt me too
@@ethansamuelson9005 as a person who literally speaks spanish, bruh moment.
As a person who understands Spanish and can somewhat speak it. I kinda don't see a problem. But I know what y'all mean.
as a spanish who speaks person, this really felt.
Lily could sell that card for so much money now
Tru dat
how much ??
Why. How much?
It’s nearly 300 dollars I’m pretty sure
@@miguelroche2877 wow
"I wanna sleep with this"
*instant shock on Michael's face*
12:03
Teacher: Any strong boys in this class that can help me out?
The bois:
jjef
The gay gals:
@@atree9284 me:
@@atree9284 LOL, we're like: nuh uh, then when the teacher forces you, you say anything else to carry? In ur mind u wish them to say nothing lmfao
5:00
@@atree9284 ruined it
Michael's face when Lily says she wants to sleep with the sword...
he's like: "WOW, i guess im sleeping on the couch"
Aloxo Black she doesn’t even have a bed
@@alexbohatch3503 well a futon is a type of bed if i'm not mistaken
@@alexbohatch3503 She does, she has a bunkbed above her new desk
bee no she took it down
Everyone: Goes for the phone
Michael Reeves: Has a literal stroke
Omfg Michael’s reaction emotionally scared me
17:46
Fed: 'It's a grenade'
*immediately pulls pin*
Fed would accatualy
That was a NERF Rival granade, Hasbro actually produces them a lot cause they are for Rival balls...
@@fabyu4063 "Hasbro produces them". False.
17:46 That face michael made
The best part is he was about to say ok before it hit him how crazy that sounds
Now he can’t scare lily at night
@@yoopiann213 u rly just stole a comment that was right under this one...............
@@parkerb929 oh sorry I’ll delete it then if it makes you feel better
7:03
everyone: joking around
Lily: heeey I actually need those
16:10 Oh, a grenade!
*instantly pulls the pin*
Lily: Do you think she's cute?
Michael: haHa I'm in danger
Lily :Do you think she's Mccute?
Michael :haHa I'm in Mcdanger
how it should be🤣
She prefered to sleep with the sword tho
Anyone know her insta?
@@jemi69 McOhNo
@@shakemybacon4897 mCOhYEs
16:54 its adorable how scarra handed it to lily idk y
Just everything about that hand movement is adorable
What is that thing???..help me out please.. I want to gift it to someone...
RaJaT i believe it’s just a jar with paper stars inside. there’s multiple tutorials on how to make them on yt :)
@@caplicoluv9096 Oh really?!! And here I am trying to listen what lily says while reading the letter hoping maybe there's a name or something... She reads really fast😂
Thanks anyway!!!
3:57, I laughed so hard I felt my soul leaving my body
Everyone: "OMG Raid Shadow legends!"
Micheal: having a seizure
12:06
Lily: *can’t open box
Michael: *begins to go full beast on the box
I feel like Micheal was just like YOU DARE MESS WITH LILY?!?!
He use cave man brain
@@hovbs4438 for someone who could probably create a T-800 Terminator
The nonchalant look on his face as he did it made it even better.
He must do it for his woman's honor.
"I think Michael is cute, should I shoot my shot?"
Lily: (readies nerf gun) No but I will
Love how she missed as well XD
Michael looking good with that beard...... Oh wait.
10:29
@@4skin595 What is that thing in his face? I also thought it was a beard
@@enzoversalli4380 it's acne
At 0:01 I'm in tears, the sound effects got me
Lily: cant open box
Michael: *vaporizes box *
1:55 replace the scissors with tasers. a true duo
b t yesssso
Everyone: Do you think she's pretty?
Micheal: *stressed breathing*
She must be reeeally pretty! lol
timestamp??
@@XRADU97 13:02 - 13:09
it’s never good to be in that situation
I’m still courius how do she looks like?
12:04 man michael ripped the guts of that box.
4:08 Micheal: "they deserve to be on the kill list."
0:43
Proof Michael is a robot. He short circuited when the drink spilled on him.
I really hope no one takes this seriously lol
No seriously, he’s a robot 🗿
He Is Tho
He really is you idiot
@@Slobzz Oh that's real nice.
He isnt idiot
Micheal: literally has tased people and himself multiple times.
Also Micheal: Afraid of a toy shocking pen.
Well even if you’ve shocked yourself multiple time you’re always gonna have that hesitation
Lmao I read that wrong, I thought you said "tasted"
It’s worse when you know it’s coming.
But he's immune..
17:10 Michael says "Oh it's not that bad"
17:17 Cameraman tries and makes a pokemon sound
If I save enough money ill fucking send face treatment kit
3:57
"Is that some type of glove?"
LMAO 😂
Box: lily can’t open me
Michael: and I took it personally.
“Holy shit, it’s a grenade *pulls pin*”
Me irl
Holy shit its a gun looks down barrel and pulls trigger.......shit it wasent loaded
aAAAAaAAAaaAh
moments later:
AaAAAaaAaAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhHHhHh
@CareFreeSalmon267 16:05
So smart *claps
@@waleyboi06 o.o
Everyone: Clothes, Money Thankss
Poki: N E R F G U N
Michael:plastic straws, and condoms
Micheal:Shit and pickle rick
@@starplatinum3003 Shittle Rick
Everyone else: gets love
Poki: Its need or nothing
16:09
"holy shit a grenade" *pulls pin*
i’m recovering from a concussion and drug withdrawals - your videos are really helping me cope :) thank you
Mykull gets a love letter Lily: Insta kill mode activated
Mykull gets proactin: *is this some sort of sick joke?+
whats up with everyone calling michael *mykull*
mykull?
MYKULL NANI
@@pyology9280 who the fuck is michael
17:46 "I wanna sleep with this."
THE LOOK ON MICHAEL'S FACE!!!!
17:48
@@PredatorH2O y'all compromise and use 17:47
@@PredatorH2O I said 17:46 for context.
He looked so distraught
Tyler Griffin this man went from oh ok sure to wait what the fuck in under a second
Lilly:no wait I wanna sleep with this
Michael:*visible confusion*
Poki:"did you wanna sit here? "
Lily: confronts her about sitting next to Micheal
Michael: aggressively stabs the table
“Hey Mykull here’s what that Mika girl looks like”
Lily: **getting ready to kill someone**
justundead be honest lily already killed them
*Cocks shotgun*
Shooting their corpses again until no one recognises is still an option
I thought he showed Michael a picture of Lily and michael couldn't day she was hot because the camera didnt see it and he couldn't say no because it was actually lily.
@@rohudaboss4060 that would be hella good of a prank
Who is this Mika?
17:46 Michaels reaction when lily said I want to sleep with this LOOOL
Michael :My time has come
He went like O-O
The movement of his head lol
@alexandru ciinaru that was a Jim Halpert reaction right there
I guess the handle is a good shape
5:36
Toast: What is the range on that?
Michael: Like, the basement of the house.
Toast: _Immediately heads for the first floor_
"A denim jacket!" Toast, honey that's a shirt
Lily violently yet carefully folding and then no-mercy-ing that letter has me DEAD
Why? That actually had me cringe. They act like Children >.>
@@siegpasta ur probably fun at parties lmao
@@siegpasta to quote Poki and Michael at the christmas party(or was it halloween party?) "Are we 12?" "We're 12 year olds, but with money"
segpasta then why you watching?
@@siegpasta I kind of agree, but on the other hand, after what Albert has done, i am not blaming her for being overly protective or territorial.
15:18 why is no one talking about how all the guys simultaneously did the EXACT same noise (and how it sounded like squidward)
Underrated moment
It's telepathy. We all have it.
@@vYriese but only for squidward-like sounds
I got to tbat point right as I read this comment. I was like "what I dont remember tha- ooooh" 😂
Meeeeh XD
Lili : You two definitely dont get...
Toast : :0
Fed : :(
18:07 should've kept him in those handcuffs for the harassment 😬
OOOOOOF
yes but it was before that time so in conclusion shut up
3:28
Michael: Why are all of mine Mafia cards?
"You are Mafia"
"You are Mafia"
"You are Mafia"
"You are _Short_ Mafia"
wow this comment is so good
you quoted something from the video instead of thinking of something original or funny
Toep3
Are you new to the RUclips comment section.
People do this all the time
@@How_do_it_do new youtube users be like:
@@boredy573 i would
if they actually contributed something to the comment section instead of say something EXACTLY as it is in the video like dude we watched the video and saying it again wont make it funnier
@@How_do_it_do wow that pfp is so good you copied everyone else instead of doing something original or funny
12:04
Box won’t open:
Michael: So you have chosen death?
"I just kill the box that wasn't opening to my girlfriend"
Makey Mac underrated comment🤣🤣🤣
“That’s a lot of balls”
-Lily
*Box gives Lily trouble*
Michael: "So you have chosen death"
Michael: So today I have built a machine that tazes boxes until they open
13:06 Wow the pain in that poor boy's eyes
Katie Tirkes wether he answers no or yes hes gonna die either way 😂
not me going back and seeing fed after all the stuff that happend
Already thought he felt creepy before that mess happened... Glad he's out
@@meggiemeee yeah I never saw any vids about him but he gave me a bad feeling, I feel so bad for the others
cry about it, he was content
1:44 you can see michael in the background practising his new turtle killing technique
Lol
Michael knows a concerning amount about the range of plastic explosive.
Its a part of his next video
Video spoilers
Bro C4 is no joke tho less than a pound can fuck a room and like 2-3 pounds can destroy a building with this being said I am really excited for Michael’s next video
@@X606 Yo did people figure that out already? How and where?
For nerds like micheal its just basic knowledge
1:23 my favorite part is when the person showing off the game has a pay pal notification
yeah lol
Guess somebody used a uber
maruftim I just started looking through the comments to see if anybody noticed this too lol
The best thing about this is that this wax raids footage they sent to offline tv, so someone at raid was using Uber lmao
12:35 the blindfold that Michael got is also the same blindfold they used in "the great escape" (Korean TV show)
17:37 I have the same sword hanging up in my room!!!😁😍😍
Box: frustrates lily*
Micheal: I SEE YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH
big black boy that part killed me, just the sight of all the filling exploding out like a piñata
12:04
He eviscerated that box like they eviscerated my little brothers corpse to determine his cause of death
Mykul*
2:12 the face of a genius who’s IQ grows by the second when he realizes he can use his newly acquired plastic straws to drink his Coke.
He initially forgot to take the cap off, he's smart but clearly not too smart
@@the_corpseis_alive5969 r/whoosh
@@altwastaken3868 makes sense
@@altwastaken3868 what does that mean
@@joshi7434 it’s the sound of a joke going over someone’s head. But... it is WAYYY overused on RUclips. Every normie goes “r/whoosh” when the person they are “whooshing” made a joke in the first place.
Poki: it’s weed
Fed: looking over 😂
1:24 lmao must if been a short ride 😂
13:04 Michael can feel lily stare into he’s soul u can see the terror in he’s eyes while she says “u think she is pretty?🙂” tbh lily does look scary like that 😂
I wonder who this Mika insta is
@@Planktonpants bruh same, i wanna be gae for herrr UAHSNDJHAHHAHAHAH
@@Planktonpants whats her instagram any way?
@@justatrashcan8188 kinda sus
Lili: *has trouble opening box*
Micheal: *deconstructs molecular structure of box*
Micheal: *erases very concept of the box*
Boom reduced to atoms
god that moment was the best XDD i dieddd
L i l y and M i c h a e l
“What’d you do to the box?”
*r e d u c e d i t t o a t o m s*
Haha you know when you scroll over a vid and it shows that quick little preview. Got to love how raid shadow legends was in that haha
Michael's laugh in 8:19 was so funny when he got the straw package
17:46 the look on his face is priceless
I mean the sword is longer than micheal if you know what i mean
@@dzhren5358 Oh c'mon leave our crackhead midget alone
12:04 lily: “struggles opening box” Michael: I will avenge you
He activated instant kill
5:34 I like how Michael just randomly knows the blast radius of plastic explosives
This was my first otv vid that i ever watched and im glad it was
8:40 Fed has gone through 10 different emotions drinking that ketchup.
meowter space mmmm ha he hmmm me he ugh her hmmmm
It was 5
Mile Tomi Ok sherlock.
@@sirdoofus1550 its a joke dude
0:02
Micheal is actually standing up.
lily is on a stool then
Lmao
@@notinterested7100 whoooosh
Lol
Ohh this the fish meme guy. "bE FrEE!!!" LOL also found him from steadyhunger
13:03
Lily:"you think she's pretty??"
**DEATH STARES!!!!!!**
18:17 Can we talk about Micheal and Lily over in the corner quietly murmurming to each other other the handcuff zip tie things...
Kinky?
r/hmmm
Stop talking.
@@hummuseater44 👍
AustralianMicrowave Michael was probably asking lily to cut them off him
12:57
Toast: "Do you think she's pretty"
Lily: "Yeah do you think she's pretty?"
Michael: *chuckles* I'm in danger
he's literally the personification of chaotic
Ah Toast with the evil plan
F IN THE CHAT BOIS
PRAY MICHAEL
@@Jamplays592 Michael?
Toast should fear the taser master
You guys make me want to get a house with other streamers as well, it looks so fun each time!! Thank you for being a wholesome bunch of funny people.
One more thing though, what's with Michael and turtles? Did I miss something?
Hehe the notification during the ad is hilarious