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Mihcheal : it’s like a psychopath wrapped this
Everyone of Micheals fans :..........
The moment he said that, my mind went: “thats rich coming from you, Michael”
3:25 : a psychopath wrapped this
8:31 : 5 minutes later
@@tortoise5083 8:41
Learn from the best
@@wintergreen9949 yea but it starts at 8:31
“That’s Korean”
**plays nose flute** “And this is Filipino”
That part cracked me up🤣
bruh 😆
i felt that
@@tracedapig3985 lm
same same looool
Oh my
everyone else: gets origami, cute stuff, glasses , etc.
TOAST AND MICHAEL: Weapons
Mykull got drugs
Hey I would be happy
It's the community they built 😂
Dont forget scarras crinkle shorts
i mean who wouldn't want it
Scarra: gets normal things
“Oh a plushy!”
Michael right after getting a spear:
“It’s jerky made out of snapping turtle meat.”
I bet the turtle died with straw up its nose
@@zolazar6928 Jezzus fuking crist your uhinged
@@zolazar6928 no that makes the meat bad
@@electricheisenberg5723 No it makes it better -proceeds to throw more straws into the ocean-
Lily: "That's Korean"'
Michael: "And this is Filipino" *nose flute noise*
😐
😅😅😅😅😅🇵🇭
As a Filipino, you have no idea how accurate the energy of this comment is to the culture.
It also said *Poki Flute* lol
praise franku
Lily: "is this drugs?"
Michael: "DRUGS!?"
You can see pure excitement and happiness in his face
Me too
Tommy innit would be proud of Micheal for ordering drugs
DRUGS
@Kevin Tasdan damn u copied my comment and still got more likes than me:(
2:56 "Michael's got the longest package"
"Wha...Facts" LMAO.
Poki: *World's longest d¡|d0.*
"So how did you survive this apocalypse Offline TV?"
"Well we had a shit ton of weapons and we just threw them at the dead, but later on we pick them up"
"And also our friend Michael is a literal demon at this, all we had to do is to tell him that they are turtles in disguise"
A- bruh moment
Lol
nah, one of them scared lily, so he defended his queen (i know im cringe)
@@joshuachristensen9731 and they stole her crack
are we just going to pretend that michael isn't the source of the apocalypse in the first place?
Lily: That's korean
Michael: and this is filipino **starts playing the flute**
I'm a Filipino and laughed 😭😭
@@yourlocalsussinicle9932 Ify beh
@@yourlocalsussinicle9932 sameee
I cried while laughing HAHAHAHA
My Filipino heart HAHAHAHA
*puts hand on chest while flag starts flailing*
Everyone: *talks about the wooden spoons*
Michael: *proceeds to reunite with his Filipino roots*
Filipino "flutes"
Put tank in a mall
Petition for Michael to speak Filipino swear words.
So... Micheal is filipino?
@@hiehman6970 yes he is
The fact Lilly summoned Michael with “are these drugs!?” Is so funny
She found his stash
Imagine you try to rob this place, then find out that they're all armed to to teeth, and Michael is just a tazer god outfitted with an electric cannon armed mech.
Michael's new video: A NEW TEST SUBJECT
Michael sounds so excited when he heard the word “drugs”
He is a literral crackhead
That's a crackhead for ya
Thats gotta be the best crack head ive ever seen...
Why wouldn't he
Me too
poki: *reading fan letter*
toast: *cringing*
poki: and her twitter at the bottom!
toast: •O•
aka pluggers/clout hunters
@@dark3rthanshadows you know, props for her shooting her shot. Too many people in this world are too damn scared to make the first move.
4:45
And michael opening a speir in the background
He doesn't look like he is cringing tho it feels like he's giddy or smth
I love how everyone gets normal heartfelt things and then there’s Michael getting animal food/remains, weapons and other interesting things
12:12
Toast: this warning says "cancer and reproductive harm"
Poki: they got us cancer and reproductive harm?
LMAO
Lilly: are these drugs?!
Michael: *T A R G E T A Q U I R E D*
No its my prescription!!!!!!!
@@kylerevans2114 they always make that excuse
@@davidmezacoons4589 wait a second THEY!?
@@davidmezacoons4589 does he have like little hobbit friends under the table?
@@wheatley7083 no he has no friends they are test subjects
“Michael’s got the longest package.”
Michael: Facts
bruh, I'm gonna send the fully printed fedmaster's document
@@sweatysweak if you do, you are the ultimate madlad
@@sweatysweak thats gonna be lit but it will probably be cut out
@@sweatysweak I will salute u
@@sweatysweak do it I will support u
I’d hug Scarra tbh. He’s such a kindhearted man
8:43, is insane, I like Michael's complete disregard to safety
Lily: Are these Drugs?!?
Micheal: *D R U G S!*
CRACK HEAD
2:58 if anyone is wondering
How did I get so many likes?!
"it looks like an axe"
"it feels like an axe"
"it looks and feels like an axe"
"its an axe"
Who would've guessed
Woah wth when did a gosh everloving dream would be an axe scarra? Lmao
_No! That can't be..._
It was an axe
*iiiIiIiitTtSs AaAanNn AaAaaxxxEee*
I like how at 12:54 they actually use the proper way to hand a hatchet to someone over an object
He just held his hand out. I didnt see anything special about how he handed it over
@@01TacocaT10 handle first
2:56
"michael got the longest package"
*facts*
lily: Are these drugs!?
Michael: 𝔻 ℝ 𝕌 𝔾 𝕊
𝔸ℍ 𝕐𝔼𝕊, 𝔻 ℝ 𝕌 𝔾 𝕊
2:58
I get to be da 600th like
Durags
Poki: *nUt*
Imagine robbing this house, then all these people just carry out swords and Micheal just has 100 tazers
Lunchtime comes back but this time OfflineTv is prepared
Lol
Imagine robbing the house while Michael was playing the nose flute and Toast was wearing nipple covers. They'd charge you too Michaels tribal battle tune.
**S I T I N M Y C H A I R**
I think the most threatening thing is the nut button and temmie with her bowtie
4:21 I love how the sneeze is just cut early lol
Everyone saying thank you while Poki is happy-dancing, Michael is inspecting his axe and Toast is looking severely concerned
Michael: “ And this is filipino *NoSe FlUtE nOiSes* ”
Me, A Filipino: *music to my ears*
Yeah same I'm also a filipino
Timestamp?
Me: *THE SOUND OF MY PEOPLE*
@@cervantes5811 watch the whole video gawd damn and stop skipping it. lol
Lmaaoo
Lily: "Are these drugs?"
Michael: "That's just my prescription"
Yup, we do, in fact have ears
I wouldn't be surprised if it was crack
Just overdose and maybe it counts as drugs
Bandit: "What did she just said?"
@@AlphaSierra002 OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME THING XD
I think everyone wants to give scara a big ol bear hug
i keep watching the offlinetv unboxings multiple times they're so fun to watch.
I love how Toast isn't even trying to hide that he's reading Raycon's script XD
Shhhhh we don’t know.
@@lilianamochi8504 hmmm? What don’t we know I’m absolutely confused
What script?
Yeah, what script
Uh yeah... what script?
Scarra - “Michael got the longest package"
Michael - “facts”
Yes, I 100% agree with you Mr Clark
I thought it said “longest package”
Can confirm. We gave Michael the biggest package of all the lands.
Mason Clark someone care to comment the minute of this scene?
haha
Everyone's like 3 or 4 boxes in, playin with their gifts and Micheal is in the back just sayin "oh cool, that's nice, great" only one layer into his packaging 😂🤣😂 its absolutely perfect
I love how there’s moments throughout otv videos where Michael scares everyone on otv even toast scarra and poki
When Michael was ripping the package, I actually thought Harry Potter was finally gonna get his broomstick
That spear is the broomstick.
Its the Crack head brand Broomstick in fact.
Lol you deserve more likes
Same
UNDERRATED!!!!!!!!!!!
I like how everyone is talking and michael is just absolutely blasting the flute
Us
as franku wishes
NYEEESSS
Yeah. And it was from my country.
Suddenly gives you ninja vibe
I love the multiple scenes of something wholesome/cute happening but Michael is causing absolute chaos in the background
4:19 perfectly cut sneeze
"Michael's got the longest package"
mykull: facts
Michal*
@@louaytheking9989 yeah nah that's not right
@@louaytheking9989 no
MMMMM TOASTY
@@louaytheking9989 You missed the joke and do not know how to spell
Random thug: breaks into this house.
Later...
Detective: twenty eight stab wounds!?.
*99 PERCENT LEVEL OF STRESS*
Detective in training: but the autopsy shows that they died by electrocution almost as if there was so many tasers in him the wounds didn’t even kill him
@@ginger6300 Tasers you say? *browses alibi's* I think I know who the cuplrit is
Toasty yes almost as if the main suspect has filmed himself tazzing people for years now how sadistic
TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS
The bro vibez between Poki and Michael are absolutely iconic
The fact that the editor put in Magikarp Festival during the lightsaber fight at 4:24 is hilarious.
It's the ultimate action-video-game-pop-culture-rave-fight-scene song
I love how Toast is getting a love letter read to him while Michael is in the back destroying a plastic bag
@Jia Lan Li
michael hates turtles
@Jia Lan Li good turtles? no such thing
unless you count his sla- workers in minecraft
@Jia Lan Li ...meanwhile eating snapping turtle jerky...
Lmao
@Jia Lan Li hes cutting the plastic to make smaller pieces that can get into the airway of more stupid turtles
I had the same thought
Lily: “are these drugs”
Micheal: “DrUgS?!”
*D R U G S?!*
*D*
*R*
*U*
*G*
*S*
*?*
Micheal? XD
D R U G S!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D
R
U
G
S?!?!
I love how at 15:00 Micheals just casually holding a shank
Scarra: "Micheal's got the longest package."
Micheal: "Facts."
The way Lily summoned Michael by saying "Are these drugs?" killed me😂
Broooo
Lily: are these drugs?
Michael:drugs!?!
D
R
U
G
S
The man knows what he likes
Same here dude
Scarra: "It looks like an axe"
Scarra: "It feels like an axe"
Scarra: "It looks and feels like and axe"
Scarra: "IT'S AN AXE"
I hit that part of the vid while reading this lmao
Y did this not blow up
@@yoisakii-je6te lmaooo
@@kiidkif2009 idk just hasn't yet
12:48
Omg that zoom in on michael when the fan hit him killed me!
i love at the everyone saying thank you and micheals just playing with the axe
I’m scared Michael gets progressively better at the nose flute so easily
Ikr
Well, its his native instrument
It's Frank's influence.
@@kashnatasingh8883 he so close to having all of franks instruments
It's from all the practice he's had inhaling drugs
Lilly: are these drugs
Michael: DRUGS
ohh i love his personality
Crackhead as always
And then it turns out that they actually were his drugs that weren't supposed to be in the PO box pile. XD
@@aji_jacobson fuck, that comment was cringe
Ooooo
I literally choked when he said that
you guys literally make my day every day whenever I'm sad us guys vids are always a game changer for me thankyou so much and keep up the good work
lily unboxing the most wholesome gifts while michael just struggles over some wrapping paper i cant breathe lmFAO
"every invader that comes to our house, they won't be living"
-Scarra 2020
Lunchtime aint coming back any soon
12:38
LMAO i was going to comment the same thing
Don’t mess with the “Don”.
I think that belongs to hacksmith
The way Toast puts in his RayCons is everything-
This comment made me actually watch the sponsored section, they should put a comment like this on every video
dude his smile was everything 🤣
lol
Sassy toast
Toast: puts in raycons in his ears
The camera man: “Now smile for the camera
Toast: Awkward smile*
Love it how they put Michael and brodin next to each other
I watch this many times and 11:20 is still my favorite part XD
Lily: "are these drugs?"
Micheal: *D r u g s ?*
Turns out its perscription ones
Havent seen cvs deliver any stuff so makes sense.
Well sorry for. Not getting drugs
michel is addicted...
it’s probablly creakhead potion
Hope he's okay.
2:59 i had to watch it like 15 times already and im still laughing at it... i need help
I just love how toast isn’t even trying to hide the fact that he’s reading from a script during the promo
Lol
True
@@seansterling325 They have said the exact same words in another raycon on promotion in another video.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
They have said the exact same words in another raycon on promotion in another video.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
No his cat was just playing with his feet
\___/ |:
15:39 : Oh my god, MARIO!!!!
Michael: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGggggggggggg
7:59 MY MANNNN
"Are these drugs?!?"
Michael: *is for me?*
I mean he has crack got to get a diversity in drugs so you don't get addicted on one drug
I kinda want some
@@damnit8605 👀
@@damnit8605 can I have some too plssss
Poki reading the wholesome letter and Micheal just in the background murdering a package has me dead 🤣🤣
u guys make me so happy and want to watch the vid again and again
Lily: are these drugs
Michael: alow me to introduce myself
wls
everyone: yeah plushies!
Michael: dangerously opens his spear
remember me when this gets REALLY big
Hey im the second comment
my black medium hair cat looks exactly like your dog. like,, the way the tail curls up, the stance, the walk
6:57 that was the most adorable thing ever
Scarra:
”It feels like it’s an axe.”
”It looks like it’s an axe.”
”It looks and feels like an axe.”
*”IT’S AN AXE! 😱”*
casually hands it to michael.
@@yimkumerjamz1225 He seems like the type of guy who'd be experienced with it
It’s a hatchet
@@abanana625 nobody likes you
@@abanana625 don't worry I like you
It’s great how toast doesn’t even try to hide that he’s reading a script for the sponsor
And he is very funny during doing that
I’ve seen podcasts where they just show the paper in hand
@@crimsonfx166 oof, they don’t even care at that point
IKR
Ok
8:16 I love how they decided to use warthog run from halo
The way Lilly summons Michael from anywhere "Are these drugs?"
*robber breaks in*
Michael: “don’t mind me” 8:42
LOL
He looks like he would fight zoro
11:00
Everyone talking :
Micheal : DING DING DEAH DING DING
13:59 i felt like this was kind of like haha we actually CAN hug scarra
Poki: * reads the letter romantically to Toast *
Michael: *_don't mind me. I'm just unpacking this shitty wrapped up spear._*
@Quinn Tauber no u
@Quinn Tauber do you evan know what a simp is
@Quinn Tauber Look up what simp means smh
11 year olds replying simp on every fking comment smh
@@BrokenTreeBranch458 smp
It’s hilarious how they’re having an intimate conversation and Michael is playing his nose flute
Michael is just vibin on his own
He is soo quirky
Why TF 600 likes for a nose flute comment
When looking at them all together like that, I realize how tall brodin was.
8:41 I could be late, but I gotta say
Michael can top ZORO with 5-sword style.
Everyone: * Opening opening packages *
Mykull: *N O S E F L U T E*
My- who? 💀
@@kirsten-alysamervyn5021 mykkuno,
@@Shiver197 lol
MYKULL LMFAOOOOOOOOOBFSCHBXVXBTG
@@Shiver197 mysguisedtoast
Poki and Lilly: oh look at these cute paintings we got
Michael: I am the blade
@@rajendradamarsetiyawan3350 no lol
While you studied art, I studied the blade.
@@rajendradamarsetiyawan3350 nah, I only ever watched his speedruns
He looked like zoro from one peice
As me being a Halo fan And hearing that Halo music just made me want to blast it through my alexa and RUclips thank you so much
That was so cool . Those sword, axe and other things were cool looking .
"it feels like its an axe"
"it looks like its an axe"
*_"IS AN AXE"_*
Hmm yes the floor is made out floor
no way never would have thought
does it taste like it tho?
@@sirducky9364 idk why don’t u try
Well I'm reading the comments I came across this as soon as that clip played
Burglar: "I'm gonna break into this house and steal whatever is inside"
OTV: "So... You have chosen death"
....by dismemberment
Tell me how the lunch club got out alive?
Imagine what defences Michael can make lmfaoooo
Rip burglar
@@ensong6513 they were super sneaky, OTV didn't notice they even entered the house
i like imagining that kid that sent the pokemon stuff smiling when the message notifying us scarra kept the snorlax popped up.
I like on how the fans are secretly trying to prepare them to go on a war with each other with the weapons they give.
Scarra: Michael got the longest package
Michael: Facts.
thats where his extra height went to
Note to self: don’t try to rob the OfflineTV house.
I knew that since Michael got in the group
Well what exactly would you steal? The last I checked, taking Sykkuno is considered kidnapping.
@@Witzke231 nah, its the same as stealing sweets from the store.
You dont want Michael to come up with taser dog and do surgery with the surgery robot
Michael will hit you over the head then use u as an experiment for his taserzzz
People send weapons because they want to see Michael be as equipped and chaotic as possible
i love how michael back the unpacking for bout 75% of the vid
"Michael got the longest package"
"...FAAActs"
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
Timestamp?
@@cheif1216 2:58
Hey mind if i join in the conversation
@@afellowmanofculture8721 no
@@crilledgheese2077 oh ok ill leave
Michael: *Shoves bladed end of spear into him to pull off the packaging.*
That's Michael for you
When even death is afraid of you
He's immortal
I love the intro where toast just stands there awkwardly
Yo toast is mad funny man! Scarra needs some more love... he's the most mature person in the group
I love how lily's objective in unboxings is to make sure that michael doesn't harm himself
Great girlfriend indeed
Yo what the fuck nice eye
Himself... and others
That is one way to put it which they are a good couple
Should michael suppose to be protecting lily
Scarra: This is...
Pokimane: A BUT PLUG
Time stamp?
@@whatdoyoumeankillsforupto4703 10:41 :))