POKIMANE'S NEW BOYFRIEND? - OFFLINETV UNBOXING
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#OfflineTV #Unboxing #Pokimane
"Sykkuno is not part of OTV"
He's just there for dinner
YUP DINNER
yeahh..... just dinner.
Yep dinner
Definitely dinner...
He just ubers over sometimes
Lily: *punches toast*
Toast: "i yearn for gender equality"
Ah I see you are a man of culture as well who follows Kazuma sensei
Equal rights, equal fights
EQUALITY IS THE NORM
Kazuma 100
Ah yes. Kazuma sensei’s teachings have reached lengths beyond what he expected.
Scarra's "thank you so much" after every gift made me soo happy hahah
He’s so sweet. He looks like he gives the best hugs too
When he finally got his little ward he looked so happy and content made me tear up
Scarra's just a nice person
@@bennis6857 hes like the nice person of nice persons
Scarra got gifts?!
The fact that scarra held his only gift on the end deserve him more attention
GIVE THIS MAN GIFTS
Yeah!
Butchyall didnt
@Thepotatoisyellingatyouman yall need to understand that some ppl are kids and their parents are not gonna spend money on a youtuber not saying kids parents arent going to or havent before but other ppl are different
@@thsbh2 got he ass
Lily: **Hits toast with all her force**
Toast: *EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL FIGHTS*
Lmao
RESPECT POKI ruclips.net/video/ztgtC4aivL4/видео.html
That is what I’m gonna use now as an excuse
(And I will have it framed with one of those inspirational photos in the background
“EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL FIGHTS”- Person from comment section)
mykull is just sitting in the corner just going like : any bets on who’s going to win ?
Lizzy White simp
"Pokimane's new boyfriend"
Tier three subs: she's talking about me guys
lmao true
tbh any tier sub is just a simp lol
i dont even know
@Lana Joy facts. It’s sad. I don’t treat women like shit, therefore I’m a damn simp
@@dharu_k This just in, supporting someone’s content is “Simp Behavior.”
*Everyone else getting cool stuff*
Scarra: "It's a banana, with a fetus!"
Huh??
@@bocchi6250 13:29. I laughed so hard...
Heh??
I haven’t watched it yet and I am so ready
i mean.... it's pretty cool if ya ask me
Can we acknowledge the fact that they gained 2 MILLION subs in 2 months
They’re all talented but I think Michael had a lot to doe with the explosive growth of the channel
@@sm92127 really? oh
@@thedingo23 Or maybe all the among us streams and collaborations lead to this channel.
@@thedingo23 i think it has a lot to do with among us, i got to them through their lobby with pewdiepie and now i'm a toast and offlinetv stan lmao
Yeah, among us collabs helped.
Scarra: Literally creates Offline TV
*Sykunno gets a package before Scarra*
he knows...
I feel bad for the guy
Btw people thinks otv will be done soon 😢😢
@Aaron Miguel Probably because Pokimane is such a debatable person and Fed being very inappropriate towards girls which both is gross understatements about them.
@Aaron Miguel scarra confirmed sykkuno is not joining or on trial he just moved in as a roommate because they feel lonely af
Someone breaks into the house
Michael: I guess it's time to test the weapons
(pulls out upgraded dick gun, killer drones and crazy ass roombas)
Andrés Mohamed along with mobile surgery robot and blowtorch
Random Fluffy Boi Appears the what?!???!!!??!?!!?!!
don't forget the surgery robot
His super tazer: it's show time
Scarra loved his gift so much honestly made me tear up he has a special place in my heart
Hes such a nice person and he’s so wholesome, it’s really sad that he doesn’t get as many gifts as the others do :(
@@mariannacai8048 he deserves so many gifts dude
Me too bud
Well, it might be 9 months later, but understood. He shall now get the dildo instead
@@MavHawk2 instead of who
Scarra: What could be packaged like this?
Michael: Bombs
Toast: Steps away
Ride or die remember?
Nobody:
Michael: casually watches toast beat up his girlfriend
who doesent
Sam I Am toast is way to good like that guy is angel level good
He was hidden for half the intro
Micheal let's people fight their own battles
13:29 wario has made an appearance
"Pokimane's New Boyfriend??"
Simps: This is an Avengers level threat
Jel fromBlackMarsh I agree
Jel fromBlackMarsh everyone has opinions but im still waiting the ❄️ to come here
@@CalebEade the snowflakes/people who get easily offened.
@@CalebEade you're welcome.
Thanks, for making me laugh so damn hard 😂
To the guy who gave Scarra that gift, you're the real MVP. Seeing him receive that gift made me smile like a dork.
@Real Guy "wews"
Drama? It’s just nice since scarra doesn’t get much and that was a heartfelt letter.
You are such a dork DORK
EDIT:JK
That was me, I used to be a huge fan of Scarra when I was younger, and the past few videos he never received anything.
I shipped it back like mid to late 2019 so idk what drama or news that's being talked about.
@Real Guy trying to start drama over nothing 🙄
Reality -
Lily: “Oh you got a stun gun”
Michael: “Oh Sick”
My imagination -
Lily “Oh you got a stun gun”
Michael: “No I just ordered that”
Underrated comment
I was bout to like but it has 69 likes
@@ManpreetSingh-so7wy you can like now
What a boring imagination
true
I feel bad for Scarra. He's so wholesome but no one appreciates him
I do.
I want to send him something but i’m broke.
I fuckin love scarra
Same.
@@daisukie I'm about to comment this🥺
Michael: *starts tearing open silica packet* "They sent us flavor packets!"
Lily: "No, don't eat the damn silica Michael!"
I love how he laughed when she's doing dumb thing and let's her do it but she stops him
plant queen I mean..pretty sure she doesn't want a dead Mykkul
@@giannily5581 I eaten them before and I'm good
Timestamp?
Hello Hello 2:10
the next time EVERY gift better be JUST for scarra i swear to god
fr
Agreed
Then send some
Didnt happen for the Christmas box opening :(
Once I'm not broke he will get something
this makes me wanna send scarra so much stuff, he's so unappreciated yet so appreciative of the little things.
Scarra: Wholesome
Lily: cute
Michael: maniac
Yvonne: the bullied
Poki: everyone knows her
Toast: Mastermind
Fed: the expelled one
@@saucyluis7249 who?
Hotel:trivago
@FireReaper 333: the simp
Nah toast is the mastermind
Scarra: "why don't I get as many gifts"
Also scarra when he gets a gift:
"I T ' S A B O M B"
“Sykkuno’s not a member of offline tv”
Just like Michael wasn’t?
He was just over for dinner
@@donovanwilson840
That's quite strange.
Bruh this was record before sykkuno move in lol
@@hoveryt5532 Was it actually stated that he joined? I know he moved in, but so far in stuff like their podcast they just said he moved in, not necessarily joined
His still probably not tbh
16:52
Poki: I'll eat this if it make me one of the boys
Michiel:we ride together or we die together
Ride or die, remember?
Michel is so awkward when he takes photos, so he becomes even more awkward looking for it to look intentional.
this is so true and it's cute
@@lonelyjessie8383 THE SIMP
that's why he made the taser camera
same haha FeelsBadMan
Poki: don’t do this at home
Michael: yeah, go to a friend’s house and do it there!
Toast: that way if you get hurt, you can sue them
Edit: poki only said the first part the rest is fanfic. Ps thanks for all the likes
Truly they are soul mates . They complete each other's sentences.
They're so in sync
What's the timestamp
@@Yikeslol somewhere in the middle of the video.
That was perfect and funny
I love how Michael answers Scarra's question with saying "bombs".. and is completely unconcerned 😂
Michael: “how are you’re toesy woesy’s?”
Lily: *joins in* “like sweet juicy kernels?”
Michael: “she’s learning”
Shit had me rolling
I’m now convinced Lily will never get out of that blanket thingy
She is become comf
I dont so
She will never get out
I have one and I never do they are super cozy
Mmm
Everyone: You can't hit women!
Toast: *Equal Rights, Equal fights*
Well he isn't wrong
I mean he isn't wrong
@@pencilsharpenings did...did you read my mind 17 hours before I even thunk it?
only bold statements in this comment section
He graduated from the kazuma satou academy
Anyone:receives something semi edible
*toast enters frame*
Toast: alrighhhtt offlinetv tradition
Scarra would probably try but yk, his wheelchair is not charged
@@fancen wait what
Simp
Petition for Scarra to get more gifts
Signed
Signed
Signed
Signed
Signed
Toast: Sykuno is not a part of Offline
Everyone: yea. ok, buddy.
He just lives with them
yea. ok, buddy.
@@nonce2467 he Ubers over every day*
Not yet
This was most likely filmed a while ago so.
Micheal: “I want a bud light candle after this” same same
I just looked. That company makes beer candles also.
Ryan K was that a joke?
@@akela_274 No, It's on the front page of their store. Beer Candles are easier to find than the soda ones.
i disliked this then liked this so i could be the 1 thounsant like
Lily not getting a pen: 🥺
Michael who HAS 3 PENS: “You can look at mine”.
@Nnaurei pensi?
@@zionicus r/facepalm
yu balls
Is it itsagundam
peen? Or pen?
Is no one going to acknowledge that Michael got a cranial fracture coat? Cranial meaning head and fracture meaning crack? Crack head? Anyone?
Oh shit ur right
oh shit...
You my friend have clearly ascended
lmao were you the one who sent it? that’s so clever
This was a big brain play by Kieran Maynard
"We need to test how sharp it is."
Michael: Ferb, "I know what we're gonna do today!"
It was toast who said it
Michael: Lilly, I know what we're gonna do today!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Where's Temmie?
yvonne: screams at the book
also yvonne: takes a second look extremely intrigued by the book
also also yvonne: AHHHHHHHHHHH
its her comedia i guess if u watch her stream that all what she do
Anyone else get Game Grump flashbacks when Micheal asked about if they cared about the table? "Are we insured?"
BUT NOT WITH SOME COCA COLA
Oh no I just watched that 2 days ago AHHHHH
He did an interview video or something with the grumps pre-covid
Oh yeah. Gooood times
YES
Scarra needs more attention. He made otv for Pete’s sake...
what? for Pete's sake?
@@general7190 my guy.
@@general7190 ...
Who the fuck is Pete? And why are we doing things for his sake?
@@shadowwhistle606 I think hes that dude who died on the plus sign or smth idk
If you’re ever sad, just remember, somewhere, some random simp is reading the title of this video and smashing their monitor.
I hope that simp also breaks their CPU
Noddy Garg woah calm down
@@noddygarg damn
@@noddygarg woah woah woah
@@noddygargeven Simps aren't that bad
Micheal has inspired me to start programming, go to gym and most importantly: do crack.
All very healthy
Same
I've been doing tech stuff since 7th and into highschool I got a class that works with arduinos. Michael didn't inspire me to program but to make stupid shit to simply annoy people
Fed inspired me to...
@@bastiangalaz4580 NO
Scarra doesnt get anything sent just for him, thats sad...
Pls Someone send something to Papa Scarra.
Ima try
Well, he got a bomb sent to him
i'll send him a damn salad
@@Mluera thats toxic
@@Tobyrox Hahaha true
I feel like there's a lot of simps here for the poki boyfriend thing.
meanwhile I'm here for Michael in the back of the thumbnail with a flamethrower.
Saaaaame
I'm here for OfflineTV idk why you guys are here
I’m just here bc it’s 3am and I’m bored af-
I'm here because I'm a simp which is directly correlated to michael in the back with a flamethrower
Yeah.... I'm a Simp
Simp for Michael's flamethrower in the back
"You're the first e-sports player I've actually admired." "I'm sorry."
NGL, I nearly spat out my food laughing at that line.
i am confusion
@@phantomzz1 his career uhhhhhhhhhh
Title: POKIMANE + BOYFRIEND
*instantly gains +1 mil views*
Double that now😳
+ 2 milion dislikes
@@looperegy7998 I don't know if ur joking but I see 2 thousand dislike, I think ima bout to get woooosh
@@kyj5535 r/woooshhh
@@shykjkwm5591 r/wooooshwith4os
The disgust on Michael's face when throwing those "OK Boomer" cards at Yvonne killed me
Toast's face at 8:15 is the funniest thing I've ever seen😂
Reminds me of the Pog face
@@Pac-TGM I think he’s pogging
He do be pogging
Little fun fact, when I join the navy, I will be known as sailor moon because my last name is moon
that is so cool future Sailor Moon.
Greetings Future Sailor Moon.
No, its Drifts
@@aaeve5676 ah, yes, of course... how could I forget?
i opened my laptop to this, that is the best luck ever
I thought Yvonne was just shy.. but she’s been thriving since the house’s “change” and I’m so happy for her 💖
Strai yikes a fed simp
@@encrypted1837 Yikes, a SJW meme
But anyway, less of a fed simp, more of a yvonnie hater. If you must speak meme.
The issue is her actions, not her target, if she had done the same thing to anyone else at OTV, it would be just as bad.
@@strai8665 You understand if it wasn't true fed would have unfair work place dismissal rights. This isn't just some friend gossip shit. This is buessines with contracts and rights. He is lucky with just being asked to leave Is all he had to deal with.
@@winnkey You understand if he went to court over this, he would 110% win? Not only is their evidence shallow and unsubstantiated, but 99.9% of it is irrelevant and doesn't actually equate to what they accuse him of.
I especially like the fun claim everyone made about him going in other peoples beds, as if that was some epic sin among them. Go ahead and pull up any OTV video, and you'll find everyone in everyone else's beds every time. I'm pretty sure the video they posted, just after all this drama, had Lily in Scarra's bed, and Toast in Lily's bed. Better call the SVU.
But again, and as you pointed out yourself, "This is business." Most likely the entire situation is just fakenews drama they cooked up for views.
Strai yoooo the house is transgender??? Damn I support it for showing courage
Can we just talk about how lit it actually looks when Michael is playing around with the scissors?
Someone please send him a butterfly so he can flex on us.
Butterfly 🔪
Send him a butterfly pen, we can’t have him committing genocide
Alejandro Gomez yes we can.
Ballisong Scissors
@@noodleperson I think you mean 'yes, we should.' Also, anyone here from Batangas?
that dancing scarra at the beginning was so fucking adorable
OTV: *gets delivered laxatives*
Toast: IT'S TRADITION
All of pokimane's tier 3 subs almost died of shock from this title
Yes
@Christian Williams you in it for the emotes
@Christian Williams what r the benefits of being a tier 3 sub though?
@@shard39 im pretty sure they get fancy emotes and special status in her discord, but I still don't think its worth it
@Christian Williams Simp
Lily: punches toast
Toast: "if you want equal rights, then we must have equal fights"
Kazuma
@@YaBoyPerun GENDER EQUALITY!!!!
@@YaBoyPerun i yearn in true gender equality
Ah yes a man of culture i see
@@reisushi3459 Ore wa shin no danjo byōdō o negau mono. Tsugō no ī toki dake on'na no kenryō-shi joshi. Tsugō no warui toki otoko kuse ni tokai cha yakara wa yurusenai ningen da.
robber: smashes window in the middle of the night
michael: "IT'S SHOWTIME"
It would of been funny if sykuno just walks in at the end and says "H-Hey guys I-I'm here for d-dinner, that uber is g-getting r-really e-expensive."
i read this in his voice lmao
me too
Wheres the stuters
No. It would HAVE been funny. Since this comment is on a pre-recorded video, the funny part would have been in the past, so you would have to use "have" instead of "of." Have is past-tense, of is present-tense.
even funnier if they made him do the intro for 'sykkuno joins otv' (if that ever happens) at the very end which makes this vid a cliffhanger (or they can embrace the meme by just putting that there anyway lol)
Me: "wow michael is actually pretty good at throwing cards"
*camera zooms out*
-_-
For some reason I’m really good at throwing credit cards
This is my exact thought process
Michael's finger hands are going to be a source of terror for the house, and a source of entertainment for us
Imagine this out of context.
Or a source of plueser
Basically just defined michael himself lol
Micheal is content XD
Are they finger hands or hand fingers 🤔
"They gave us flavor packets."
-Michael Reeves 2020
2:09
Toast: Why not have scarra open scarra specific ones?
Scarra: There isn't one
Toast: Yeah
I laughed harder than I should have
Toast just got away with murder.
Scarra bullying is not oke guys.
i am confusion
@@phantomzz1 toast was saying how Scarra had no mail that was just for Scarra lol
Ezra Sabelita Ik I was joking
Scarra: Say the line Lily
Lily Sad: Omae mo wa shinderu
Scarra: THE OTHER ONE
EXCITED LILY: WATCH THIS!!!!!!
Kobe Koonuk 15:41
Poki: I LOVE PENS
Tier 3 subs: it’s time to make my move.
Next unboxing is gonna be a few crates of well assorted pens
Honestly I want to send surplus pens so they have a shit ton of boxes full of pens
-IS
sorry
@@RappingChipmunk bulk
Davis McClure ur capping
SCARRA looks soo fluffy i wanna huggg him. HE IS LIKE MAH DAD-
Whenever OTV get something they can eat toast saying “ITS TRADITION” is basically saying “ah shit here we go again”
Michael: holding poison
Also Michael: "Ohhh flavor packets"
No way its almost like thats the joke
Toast: “farts”
Poki: “moves closer”
15:41 I love Lily's transition from confusion to excitement
Also “what would be packaged like this” “bombs” “come back toast” “ride or die!”
7:57 the Dr Pepper made Lily's voice deep lmao
Sounds like Poki xD
"Sykkuno isn't a part of Offline TV"
Ok Sykkunos Uncle.
@Ben Hakim lol do u even know what's the meaning of hat word 😂
Sykkuno's grandma sure seems to look like lily for some reason 🤔
@Ben Hakim 😂😂👌 nice bro
@@aryanchavhan1488 hes right... im sorry bro
Ben Hakim damn you dont even know the meaning of the word. Pathetic
When lily and toast were fighting it was literally how me and my brother fight-
"Punch me full power"
"Okay my turn now >:D"
Of course the fanbase perfectly knows everyone's shoe sizes
I only expected them to know p-
@@holo_2709 how would they know, i mean fans are crazy so ig
If Michael has the physical structure of a 12 year old, he prob has like a US 7.5
S-
Them feets
They got a plaque for RUclips that said “ Congrats in passing 100k” when there over 1 million subs.
Viper_Bi0nic it’s for OTV and friends
Bamboom Pow oh ok
Dorka yt ei tajuu vitsii
Poki: “It’s Pokimane’s next boyfriend.”
Simps: NEXT??
The dislikes are from simps
Lmao trueee
Aka her tier 3 subs lmao
Was about to comment that
Thats it, im cancelling my tier 2 subcription
“What would need to be packaged like this?” “Bombs... come back Toast, ride or die remember?” That killed me lmao
Scarra: "And no violence happens."
Everyone: *visible confusion*
Also Scarra: “Im gonna need someone to start bleeding”
“He’s not part of offlineTV” -Toast
So that was a f*cking lie
He isn't, they said he's living with them because they had a spare room and they thought why not since Sykkuno was living alone and never had the experience of living with a bunch of people that aren't his family.
Tomas Baškys He wasn’t living alone and I think he said he’s never lived alone besides for a short period of time during college. Either way, that’s true that he’s not an actually member but I have no doubt it’ll happen soon
What’s the timestamp
@@DelinaX Are that dens? They literally in several of they're streams he's doing a trial run like michael did before he joins lmao
This video was recorded almost a month ago, long before Sykkuno moved in. And as of yet he hasn't joined, he's just a new roommate.
Last time I came this early, my girlfriend left me
Cow go meow
Shoot
Lmao same
relatable
RIP
I like how Micheal is like this person who acts like a sereal killer and Lily is like a shy person and they are boyfriend and girlfriend ,right. And I also have a blonde streak like Micheals. Idk if I spelt his name right
Lilly: "mY jUiCeY kErNeLs"
Comment section:
Poki: Calls cutout baby
Comment section: Content
“Scarra wanna open offinetv ones?”
Toast: “why not have him open like scarra specific ones?”
scarra: “there isnt one.”
toast: “yea i know.”
SoaringEagleSniper 32 why
I watched that exact part while reading this
Nobody:
Michael: They gave us flavor packets.
Daniel De Guzman is it LSD
What are flavour packets
0:32
When the flavor packets begin to hit
Pokimane: I LOVE *PENS*
Simps: You know I am kind of an pen collector.
I am a pen collecter 😏
Oop- 👀
yk before this comment I liked having 10394982188284848 pens
*suddenly I don’t like pens*
11:45 cuz in Michael's surgery video he said that it was the only cutlery they had😂
Poki: *gets money and sponsorship invitation*
Toast: “THANKS FOR MONEY!” *Proceeds to rip up the sponsorship invitation*
What even was it??
@@bigchadman We will never know.
They probably Actually read it and didn't want the sponsorship so they decided to use it as a bit
@@zeeee8305 Is this a JoJo reference?
yep, that's what happened
Tittle: "POKIMANE'S NEW BOYFRIEND??"
Keemstar: OfFlInEtV Is MoCkInG tHeIr FaNs!!
When the truth were all mocking his 40 year old ass.
No0biii3 you didn’t say no homo
you mean that weird gnome?
when Asami and Mako Dine starts playing at 8:23 my heart stopped
I like how everyone got scared because Micheal had the tazer, he has given them PTSD
You got me with ya pp ya dog 😂😂
Your profile pic ....I've been tryna wipe it of my screen for 10 mind thanks
Dev Mehta
Me in dark mode: your tricks dont work against me potter
@@justthememelordsnextdoor9120 You fool, that was my plan all along, to avoid my trickery they will all switch to dark mode
Dev Mehta YOUR POWER IS SO IMMENSE, TEACH ME YOUR WAYS MASTER
"Let's wear glasses and not tell toast"
Pokimane seen hanging with her new boyfriend, Keanu Reeves
Simps: This isn’t it, chief
all hope is not yet lost
You know that someone doesn't watch OTV when they don't know that the fanbase is all about shipping, seeing the streamers with their boyfriends and girlfriends.
@@ksng767 It would be pretty sick if Keanu Reeves would come to there house tho😂 #Keanumane
Nicolas Bracht no we can’t ruin him, NEVEEEER
I'd simp for keanu, no questions asked
0:03 can I just say this is the best advertisement I've ever seen.
1. It makes me feel nostalgic even though I've lived in a land locked state my whole life
2. It just looks great
3. It does what an advertisement should do. Convince me that I want to buy something
@riverpizza8019 kinda late, but no
michael: "they gave us flavor packets"
Its tradition
Yummy
The forbidden flavor packets.
4:06 the way micheal spins it so casually should scare everyone
I do that all the time whaddya mean.
Well its normal to me
I LOVE SCARRA!! he's one of my fav otv member tbh, he looks so soft i love him so much!!!
Haha sameee
Pokimane: Keanu Reeves is my new boyfriend
Me, a straight man: *Our Boyfriend*
lets be honest all of our boyfriends
Summer: *Ends in 6 days*
OTV Summer Merch: Let me introduce myself
Summer ends in september though
@@agfd5659 summer ended last week
@@Zegory nah, summer ends in september
@@agfd5659 my smmer ended
@@Zegory oh you mean like a summer break? Sure, but summer as a season ends in september
i came at the speed of drill-chan
Ditto
Lol
😂😂😂
Simp
Honestly
Poki: becomes "one of the boys"
Simps: impossible
13:27
Scarra: its a bannana with a fetus
Toast: *confused villager noise*