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Lily about Temmie: She's sweet, adorable, and the best thing that's ever happened to me. She is my best friend and my life. Michael about RoboDog: *LOOK AT IT'S ASS*
@@thomasw4422 Me too! I actually watched the video when it came out, but I never really paid attention to what they were saying. After I watched Michaels video, I just had to come back and watch it :)
Animals have a lot of articulating parts, but generally have limited range of motion. Mechanical systems generally have few points of articulation, but a great range of motion. Advanced prosthetic hands often have no ability to bend the wrist, but make up for it by being able to rotate 360°.
Boston Dynamics: We have terms of service and rules in place for not hurting humans Michael attaching a taser and screaming like a maniac: do you though?
Don’t you mean the Ḙ̶͙͇͈͔̞̣͊̊̋̓̆͊̿͌̍̌̅̏̾̉̈̕̚̚͝͝͠͠L̵̹͎͕̳͋U̷̻̺͍̖̺͚͈̝̮̥̒̓̈́̒̈́̈͊͒͗̾̑Ç̷͇̳͈͚͖̫̰͓͈̬̩̻̼̪̼̈͜͜I̶̢̧̡̼̠̖̮̘̘͇̺̮͕͔̲̊͝D̷̛͇͖̺̙̉̋́̓̿̃́̃͛̽̀̏͐̊̀̕͘A̵̧̮͕̫͉̙̅̎͂̀̓̈́́͆͊̓͌̇̅́̚Ţ̶̢̪̪̣̟̫͇̼̖͍͔̺̺̔̓̽̈́̐́͜Ǫ̶̡̢̧̪̞̟̫͓̦͕̝̤̫͈̺͙̘̳̀̏̑͑͋͐̏̂̈́̃́͂̍͋̉͜͜͝Ṙ̸̨̟̦͎̜̰̖̻̻̖̹̥͖̆̌͗̾͂͝ ?
11:39 you can see the excitement in Michael, he’s gripping Lily’s hand and scarras arm so hard out of how genuinely excited and happy he is, which is a part of him that we don’t get to see a lot
I know Michael hates our stupid robot ideas, but if he made this dog scream every time someone kicks it or it hits something like the roomba, this would make it 100% better.
Michael probably has legal permission to do things with the dog due to how intelligently Stupid he is addicted to crack and what random inventions lurk in his 5000 IQ brain that even Stephen hawking can’t imagine
@@brandonperalta2519 Toast and Poki were calling him that. Like in that scene, Toast was saying, "Daddy Scarra said he didn't want a dog and that we wouldn't take care of it, but we got Robodog and lately he's been spending a lot of time with it, and he's been better.. emotionally.. "
@Zach Saris there’s a clip of Toasts stream where he lied and said it fell in the pool, and two minutes later, he said the battery just died and had to recharge. People are too lazy to watch the full clip, and think the dog is destroyed
It would be really cool if Michael coded an application for everyone's computers so that they could send the robo-dog to deliver messages to other people in the house.
Somewhere at the Boston Dynamics offices, there is a PR rep who just spat out his coffee. We sold a robot to THAT guy!? You know what he did to Elmo right!?
@@Walternatum I like you’re thought process. But I have an extra idea... it has a megaphone playing those clips that lily made in that scp video. You need the suspense
*That one British guy in every documentary that I forgot the name of:* "Now the animatronic dog spends it's days pissing beer into red solo cups for entertainment."
I like how when they are asked why they have a robot dog everyone is confused meanwhile Micheal is in denial that he just tricked everyone to buy a robot dog so he can make it piss beer.
The robodog can lift actual real construction bricks. Take the smallest person in OTV and make a basket that fits on Robodog and ride the dog around the house, or down the street. CONTENT
Cargo capacity on its back is around 14kg (30lb), so carrying a person is a little difficult. You could build a chariot and have it tow that though. Adam Savage from Mythbusters (Tested on RUclips) did that with a borrowed Spot.
long ago... OTV: let's invite michael reeves to join the house. little did they know... Michael: *imma taze these people* Michael: *imma get this streamer house to buy me a 100k robot dog*
Lily: support real dogs! Micheal, in his head: mmmmmMmMMM imma get her first when i strap a taazer obto you buddy! Youll get to know what revenge feels like! Dosent that sound fun?!
Plot Twist: Sykkuno's body is slowly failing him, so in order for him to survive, as well as secretly induct him full time into OfflineTV, Robodog is being used as a placeholder so they can upload his consciousness into it and allow them time to create a newer, fitter, healthier, human body.
Cant You lower Your company taxes, by well - spending company money? Here it works like that, so people lease/buy equipment in like the last months of the year. So 80k $ robot might be a 50-60ish k$ robot in the end and I guess it will hold its value, so its not like they can lose that much. PS. Michael said that the dog nearly paid for itself like month or so ago :P
@@MindBlowerWTF ik - I live in the US as well. They do get a tax writeoff on it as it is appearing in their videos. As far as it paying for itself the argument could be made that they could have made the same amount of money in a cheaper way. That said - robot dog is pretty damn cool
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No one can say they are first now
Hi
Already got it B )
everywhere i go
i see genshin impact
Dude this is so cool, good on you guys!
So this is why Michael infiltrated OTV
precisely
Ah yes, dan
All for replacement Temmie
dani you should make one and make it piss milk
yay dani
Lily: "Temmies a real dog!!!!" **holds up Temmie**
Temmie: zero brainactivity, literally flatlined, head empty no thoughts
It looks like a taxidermy stuffed dog
Human Candy nahhh she still cute, shes just afk
Robodog: “get on my level, peasant”
Temmie is smol
@@sea4524 smol brain :3
“Potentially it could piss beer”
Foreshadowing
We should have listened
I thought I had heard this somewhere and I guess this is where
I was just about to make this comment
Taser laser is next
I WAS JUST GOING TO COMMENT THAT
I'm here after Michael taught Robodog how to piss beer
Same
@@HDLLHANZ same
Same
yeah,same
8:23 wtf
"But we've got michael reeves ... We can make it do whatever we want."
That's a terrifying statement.
That has the same energy as we have a hulk
I saw someone say he is the poor version of Tony stark and that terrified me.
@Tyler The Hacksmith is clearly Tony Stark
“I’m homelander, I can do whatever I want”
Bet after he makes in piss beer he will add a taser
“Hey I heard you got a dog, what breed is it?”
“Boston Dynamics”
“Huh”
lul
Kekw
kekw
Ok
wtf is a kekw
with corpse's voice and with that mannequin head, bruh shits terrifying
@Japp_ 20 that's just gonna make it awkwardly cute
@Japp_ 20 that would be weird considering he just moved in lmao
That’s some horror movie shit
666th like
Robodog's gonna go like: "Wassup baby"
"We have Michael Reeves, it can piss beer, it can shoot lasers"
Interesting... interesting indeed
I know right?
tasers it can shoot tasers
4:29 they have predicted the future so now Micheal will make it shoot
tasers
*tasers
I am sure Michael is making it able to whine when hit or scream and insult people but we all know he is making it able to shoot lasers
Scarra: *doesn't want a dog*
OTV: *get a dog anyway*
Scarra and the dog:
100th like
Literally hits it
Just gonna leave this like here
@@moomooboohoo4439 no I don't
8:00
Okay but lets be honest, this is just an early Christmas gift for Michael from the rest of the house.
Go away
Like when toast buys him the miniature version of it? Was it also from boston dynamics tho?
@@operator8886 no, that one's more Boston Dickheads
@@the11thhour44 i didnt get that reference
Well michael bought it with toast so it is a Christmas presente from him to him hahaha
"but we have Michael reeves" a very powerful statement
Is it actually good to have michael reeves?
@@anintellectual1637 its like having iron man but on crack
@@elliottfoster3901 Exactly
@@elliottfoster3901 Exactly
Micheal is the competitor to robodog
Scarra: "I've heard in the works, it might piss beer?"
Toast: "We have Michael, it will piss beer"
Michael 6 months later: "dog piss beer now"
Why do we have robodog?
Poki and Michael: “idk”
Scarra: “it might pee beer”
Toast: “VIEWS”
Michael: Because I can't kick Temmie
Poki: "It's a business expense"
Toast: _Contents_
SOOOO,
The dog pisses beer. Congratulations
Lily about Temmie: She's sweet, adorable, and the best thing that's ever happened to me. She is my best friend and my life.
Michael about RoboDog: *LOOK AT IT'S ASS*
Lol
"so we started playing wap"
Lily has Temmi, now Michael has Robodog. They can take the dogs on walks together.
Temmie will kill Rovodog
Lmao tru
So, either it can go good or bad
Everyone liked that
I need this
4:10
Scarra:“it could pee beer“
Me in April 2021: .-.
I am only here because of Michael, turns out these people knew what was coming
@@thomasw4422 Me too! I actually watched the video when it came out, but I never really paid attention to what they were saying. After I watched Michaels video, I just had to come back and watch it :)
ofc they knew lol
That's how he got the idea
micheal had the idea before they even got the dog
“Other RUclipsrs may have a robodog, we have a Michael”
Best line
Yes.
It's the Offline TV version of "You have an army, we have a Hulk."
copy and past we have a hulk into that quote and its the same damn thing
@@ethanhan3601 yeah, that’s the joke
@@AdamAdam-yo8zy yeah, that’s kind of the point
A normal dog twists it’s back to roll over
Robodog dislocates limbs to roll over
Animals have a lot of articulating parts, but generally have limited range of motion. Mechanical systems generally have few points of articulation, but a great range of motion. Advanced prosthetic hands often have no ability to bend the wrist, but make up for it by being able to rotate 360°.
Oof
Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome.
Michael: buying a cnc would be financially irresponsible
Also michael: buys $100,000 robot dog
DisguisedToast bought it.
@@dotValkyrie im pretty sure michael toast and poki split it
Servo
Offline dog: "what is my function?"
Michael: "you piss beer."
Offline dog: "......oh god."
Purpose so fucked robot gained sentience
rick and morty?
"We are Not allowed to make it cause harm to human beeings"
Michael: how many tasers are considered Harm
LMAO srsly tho as long as you live is it harm?
@@wickedfast2166 well i mean These are just tasers they arent gonna die
Classic Michael
idk, harm probably means permanent damage? so like, airsoft guns and tasers would probably be fine, right?
Vincent _163-74D I’ve actually asked them, any intentional damage to a human is considered harm and if they catch you they just turn your robot off
Michael: "Just sheer awe and excitement"
Also Michael: *Kicks Robodog*
It's a kick full of love
@@jonasschafer6794 XD
Im the 1000th like
the fact that it can take the kick is where all the awe comes from
It's not real that's why he can kick it. 🤣
"So what type of content can we expect from the robot dog?"
Toast : We have a Michael.
Boston Dynamics: We have terms of service and rules in place for not hurting humans
Michael attaching a taser and screaming like a maniac: do you though?
@@addendumnite it can't hurt a human...
but it can hurt another one of its kind :)
Nothing is not never or ever content? Anyways Michael exists along as he is here it’s forever content
okay everybody knows what content we need from this robodog :) "pissing beverage to people´s cup when they signal" :)
He did it, the madman did it
He made it piss beer
Robodog: *Gets on the couch and starts ruining it*
Lily: *Pulls off the sword*
yes we know we saw it
Don’t you mean the Ḙ̶͙͇͈͔̞̣͊̊̋̓̆͊̿͌̍̌̅̏̾̉̈̕̚̚͝͝͠͠L̵̹͎͕̳͋U̷̻̺͍̖̺͚͈̝̮̥̒̓̈́̒̈́̈͊͒͗̾̑Ç̷͇̳͈͚͖̫̰͓͈̬̩̻̼̪̼̈͜͜I̶̢̧̡̼̠̖̮̘̘͇̺̮͕͔̲̊͝D̷̛͇͖̺̙̉̋́̓̿̃́̃͛̽̀̏͐̊̀̕͘A̵̧̮͕̫͉̙̅̎͂̀̓̈́́͆͊̓͌̇̅́̚Ţ̶̢̪̪̣̟̫͇̼̖͍͔̺̺̔̓̽̈́̐́͜Ǫ̶̡̢̧̪̞̟̫͓̦͕̝̤̫͈̺͙̘̳̀̏̑͑͋͐̏̂̈́̃́͂̍͋̉͜͜͝Ṙ̸̨̟̦͎̜̰̖̻̻̖̹̥͖̆̌͗̾͂͝ ?
The two emotions: *Hes just getting fricking abused.* and *He’s really enjoying it.*
You have attracted the robots
Holy shit this guy has 4 bots this is rare
Nah its just one emotion : he really enjoys abusing the dog
@@thekrusad3r290 now 5, goddamn
Masochist Robo dog
I like how Michael was defending the dog more than he defends his own girlfriend.
He is a true gamer
Epic gamer
Mykull is gamer *drill noises*
Poki took her away
he's not gonna let anyone get in the way of the robot uprising
11:39 you can see the excitement in Michael, he’s gripping Lily’s hand and scarras arm so hard out of how genuinely excited and happy he is, which is a part of him that we don’t get to see a lot
Poki: *Tried teaching it how to use trampoline*
Robo dog: _Human extermination mode activated_
“Activate Instant Kill”
bro why are so many bots here
I know Michael hates our stupid robot ideas, but if he made this dog scream every time someone kicks it or it hits something like the roomba, this would make it 100% better.
can this dog even bump into things? It should detect things and not bump into them, so idk how valuable of an idea this is
@@music99matt they have Michael reeves....
Or he can make a attachment where it's an arm and it hits people
Yes
I need blood for the blood god
"Like a real OTV Member"
RoboDog: *Starts Streaming*
they actually talked about that before
What if Michael installs the stream on the robot dog's eyes and makes it a walking GoPro?
I’ll definitely sub
I read 'starts streaming' as 'starts screaming'
Program it to go to each person's room and broadcast messages with donations
“Potentially it could piss beer”
*THE PROPHECY*
"cue Scott the woz outro"
toast: “we got michael reeves we can make it shoot lasers and pee bear” Meanwhile Michael : “I wanna super glue dog hair to it”
They’re both good ideas
HOLY CRAP, PEEING BEARS??
@@brandonzhang760 beer he ment
@@declanhodgson9203 yea, i know lol, i was just making a joke
lol
Michael: Amazed
Scarra: Regret
Toast: Grateful
Pokimane: Confused
Lily: Hate
Hotel? : Trivago
@@kuroryu1638 im the real kurro
yvonne: afraid
Sykkuno: just happy to be there
@@jonol9924 for dinner
Sykkuno: Concerned
“We have Michael reeves, so we can make it shoot tazers” .....yep sounds right
the bad thing is BD made it against the eula when buying one to do such things. and may result in deactivation of said robot
This was planned from the beginning Michael was just a tool to do their evil bidding
Michael probably has legal permission to do things with the dog due to how intelligently Stupid he is addicted to crack and what random inventions lurk in his 5000 IQ brain that even Stephen hawking can’t imagine
thats what amazon tought
Don't forget that he's gonna make this Spot Mini piss Starbucks
Scarra: "potentially it could piss beer"
Michael not even a day later: Teaching a robot dog to piss beer
?
@@AntonPogonin theres a vid on Michael Reeves's channel where he coded robodog to piss beer....yes..dont ask details. .
you mean seven months later
@@MaxCE it makes it more comedic
“I’m fine with everything as long as it doesn’t sound like sykkuno”
That's a rip
We almost have the same pick hahaha
I’m your 300 like .EEEEEEE
Just randomly has an uncomfortable laugh as it’s doing it’s thing 😂
He sounds like a therapist
“I don’t mind any voice for the dog.. I think I’ll get used to it, as long as it doesn’t sound like Sykkuno”
Damn Scarra.
Why did he say that tho- sorry idk lol-
Bumps into something: _covers its face while laughing in sykkunos voice_
@@knoven- "Uhm" "Uh..." "Oh, my bad" "Geez"
@@aman7930 "girl dogs just aren't that into me"
@@knoven- IM DEAD HAHAHAHAAH
Sykkuno just popped in like "oh it's doing the things"😂
Wait where!?
@@eeeee3259 3:00
@@directornie5091OOOH thanks!
🤣
I didnt see it
I got too distracted by the robodog
Temmie may be a real dog...BUT SHE CAN'T PISS BEER
And potentially tazes people when in range of the sensor
@@chwey do you know something we don't?
not with that attitude
oh, but she can piss not beer, for someone who doesn't like alcohol, it's better to have dog and train to pee not alcohol
Instead of TemTwo, name it "Teminator" and give it the voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger
Edit: holy shit this blew up. Offline TV, do your thing.
I approve of this
This is the way
Yes
Approved
Yes
Scarra: Doesn’t want robodog
Family: Gets robodog
Scarra: *looks at it sensually*
I mean, between him and his hand it must be pretty lonely being a single dad of four...
How do you make the words brighter in the end?
@@yngbandit6665 *idk*
@@yngbandit6665 *yo how did he do that that's crazy I wish I knew*
first step of the robot revolution
Hi
Dumbs. He uploads like once a year! Dumbs more like.. shi*
Hi dumbs how’s life?
Nononono robot DOG* revolution
Indeed
8:38
Michael: *Ah, I see Lily is cheating on me. Time to bring out the laser baby.*
Sykkuno sitting there awkwardly while Michael is laughing his ass off like a little kid getting a new toy for the first time
When daddy scarra downed a bottle of whisky and than abused the dog i cried
DADDY!?!?
@@brandonperalta2519 lol its a joke chill even poki called him that
It’s cool, so did he
“Father no.”
@@brandonperalta2519 Toast and Poki were calling him that. Like in that scene, Toast was saying,
"Daddy Scarra said he didn't want a dog and that we wouldn't take care of it, but we got Robodog and lately he's been spending a lot of time with it, and he's been better.. emotionally.. "
“Robot dog with a taser that pisses beer and talks like Gilbert Gottfried”
*subscribed*
Good choice
Next week on michel reeves
@@i_drink_cold_millk1045 You mean next 6 months on Michael Reeves
@@absoluteunit201 yes 😂
Dont forget the half anime voice
The pee beer statement was a little hint I see. Man that does mean that Micheal spent quite a while on that video.
I remember he mentioned it in a stream way before he bought the dog
Michael: I want to stick dog hair to it
Temmie: *Chuckles* Im in danger
OTV IS NOTHING WITHOUT FED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@MagmaKami well that means that it was negative before then
@@MagmaKami k
As a dog owner I can assure you waiting one year gets you at least half of the needed fur already. Dogs lose so much hair it’s a Nightm-hair
@@MagmaKami stfu
So they weren’t lying when they said that Sykkuno wasn’t OTV’s newest member huh
Yeah just a roommate. Aria might become a roommate too
did u not watch their stream they said he was there for dinner god ur dumb
@@ivanlu8353 hmmm can't tell if your serious
@@ivanlu8353 cut him some slack if he didn't watch it. Also, Sykkuno wasn't there just for dinner.
he is just over for some more dinner
Next Michael reeves video “I armed RoboDog”
Next offline tv video “We Lost RoboDog”
they did lose the dog kinda (it fell in the pool)
As they said in the video 100k down the drain
Edit:so turns out the battery just died and it takes 24 hours to re charge
This killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Zach Saris never did it’s battery died
@Zach Saris there’s a clip of Toasts stream where he lied and said it fell in the pool, and two minutes later, he said the battery just died and had to recharge. People are too lazy to watch the full clip, and think the dog is destroyed
It would be really cool if Michael coded an application for everyone's computers so that they could send the robo-dog to deliver messages to other people in the house.
use phone?
@@andyhug90 stfu we don't think logically in otv
@@andyhug90 where's the fun in that
“As long as it doesn’t sound like Sykkuno.” OUCH
Oof moment
Nobody wants to fall in love with a robot dog.
I'm thinking they said it while he was there, just didn't show his reaction because it is a official OTV video and he is not part of it
id kill myself if anything i own sounded like sykkuno.
Somewhere at the Boston Dynamics offices, there is a PR rep who just spat out his coffee.
We sold a robot to THAT guy!? You know what he did to Elmo right!?
IKR
If Michael weaponizes it I'll be waiting for the Robot Uprising.
Oh yeah, and dont forget the roomba or the killer drones. Just sayin...
Send the robot equivalent of the CPS in to save it 😂
''trigger me robodog''
Everyone: rObOT DoG!
Temmie: NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Temmie: LOSER! BAD! NIGHTMARE! LOSER ROBOT!
When you realise they used 100k dollars on a robot dog just for michael to make it piss beer
Money well spent
Haha I'm your 69th like XD
Michael is literally a comedic god. Just his delivery and expression when he said "I wanna glue dog hair to it"
I think that's when he realized that he actually has one now and all his ideas were stupid.
@@titusjames4912 He should still do it tho
Underrated element to it is the editor's camera punch-in with no music and Brodin's "umm..."
@@the11thhour44 yes, just yes
Idk actually but YES!!!
They should hire Corpse to record a bunch of voicelines that Michael can put into the dog
PLEASE I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT
Good idea
yes i would give anything to have the dog just literally have corpse saying "woof" in a super deep voice as a voiceline
"Whaddup Baby"
That would be so great
“Why do we have Robodog?”
Pokimane: the tax write off.
They heard so many memes about tax evasion they figured they'd take care of it the rich way, just get big ass tax write offs! 😂
Ahh yes the ruthless business woman
from an insider, i heard it's michael's signing bonus for joining OTV
I like how the impact of Lily petting the robo dog when it does good things is about the same as when Lily punishes it for
Doing bad things.
Can we just appreciate that the first thing Michael did to an 100,000$ Robot dog was kicking it and then spying on their friends lesbian relationship
Girlfriend and Friend's lesbian relationship* big difference
Are they actually? I thought lilypichu was dating Michael?
@@makotoseto6376 i rhink it was a skit if not good for them
Lily's his girlfriend, not his friend!
I mean I honestly thought he would have superglued a taser to it by now so I’m a little disappointed
Sykkuno: *moves into OTV house*
OTV: *announces robodog as new member*
Was searching for this comment lmao
This is painfully true
Isn't sykkuno there for dinner?
when Robodog has peed on boston dynamics but
you haven't
Everyone: Let him stay like he is
Michael: I wanna super glue dog hair on him
Literally my favourite part of the video
@@iwantsexseemyvideo8642 away
watch temmie get a serious hair cut over night...
Michael: Freaking out
Sykkuno: Its doin the thing
In before Michael programmes it to scare the shit out of everyone with screams and knocking on doors for Halloween at 4am
It’s not hurting someone if it’s only terrifying their souls out!
@@ryanbui2046 Precisely, psychologically terrorising housemates is not harm, right?
@@Walternatum I like you’re thought process. But I have an extra idea... it has a megaphone playing those clips that lily made in that scp video. You need the suspense
Michael*
Perfect
*That one British guy in every documentary that I forgot the name of:*
"Now the animatronic dog spends it's days pissing beer into red solo cups for entertainment."
“That one British guy”
David Attenborough my friend
Michael: *literally having a mental breakdown*
everyone else: ew it's alright
MENTAL BREAKDOWN
BREAKDOWN
@@illegallyblind880 BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN!
You can tell that Michael loves it so much but he's trying to convince himself that it was worth $100k
2 bad it fell into the pool
@@loganmadface5425it's waterproof
@@loganmadface5425 it didn't fall in the pool, the battery just died
It’s worth 100k if he puts a taser on it and makes it jump at people
Not worth unless it can both yes, jump at people and taze them, but also sneak attack them at random
Lily: temmie is a real breathing dog and so much better
Everyone: but temmie cant pee bear can she
well....
*better rephrase that, bud*
😎
i mean you can teach temmie to pee in a cup.
Wanna bet?
You just see how different Lily and Michael are and how they're so compatible for each other.
Lilly sounds like a cat lady when she's talking about supporting real dog
@@nyfexsolos yes
Can we appreciate the fact that Michael just claimed the garage as his own
I mean, who else is gonna use it
@@3asianassassin cars
@@squidgelad1983 if cars were in that garage what was the first thing would Michael do with it.
@@chrisgrady2096 probably arm the cars with taser cannons
@@keldie6993 and probably put ejector seats as soon as you sit you get YEEt
Boston Dynamics must be like: "we sold our dog into an abusive home."
8:03 new shipping content, lets go.
We need a robot dog shelter. we are the robopeta.
Have you seen those videos? the dog is better off with offline tv
Someone's never seen Boston Dynamics test their robots
@@Kgosha lol, I actually haven't but now I know for sure I don't want to.
I like how when they are asked why they have a robot dog everyone is confused meanwhile Micheal is in denial that he just tricked everyone to buy a robot dog so he can make it piss beer.
It’s so wholesome to see a 12 year old child get his first dog
Someone explain to me what this 12 year old joke about Michael is? I'm a new sub of offlinetv
@@VatchiMyoi he looks like a prepubescent teenager with acne.. that plus he's short
And that he acts like a child
@@VatchiMyoi idk i just know he's a crackhead lol
It has been a running joke even before Michael joined Offline and did videos with William Osman xD
Someone: Michael, wanna hang out today?
Michael: Nah, gotta take care of my dog
Someone: Oo, which breed?
Micheal: Uh..... Robot-
Shouldve said boston dynamics
500th like
Which breed?
Uh... steel
The robodog can lift actual real construction bricks. Take the smallest person in OTV and make a basket that fits on Robodog and ride the dog around the house, or down the street. CONTENT
Cargo capacity on its back is around 14kg (30lb), so carrying a person is a little difficult. You could build a chariot and have it tow that though. Adam Savage from Mythbusters (Tested on RUclips) did that with a borrowed Spot.
@@ImmoSci MY GOOD MAN. TO THE MARKET!
so it can lift sykkuno and make him ride it like a pony!!!
@@t0pno7ch33 Are you saying that Sykkuno weighs 30 pounds?
Temmie.
Four months later and robodog is gone.
"The brightest stars burn the briefest" sun tzu
What happened to it
Michael made it piss beer
Scarra: "THAT'S A $100K, THAT'S WORTH A $100K LET'S GO!!!"
You can see the regret and cope in his face LOL
That's regret you're looking at
*its from pokimanes simp donations*
Lily: Temmie meet Robodog
Temmie: I want to see him dead.
long ago...
OTV: let's invite michael reeves to join the house.
little did they know...
Michael: *imma taze these people*
Michael: *imma get this streamer house to buy me a 100k robot dog*
I can see a video title called "I put a taser on a robodog"
alternative title: Elderly women shouts at robo dog whilst holding two flesh dogs hostage
I wish the dog sounded like Michael
Imagine hearing the dog making weird Michael noises
"What's up Buddy? ''
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
The questioning “Crackhead?” from the hide and seek video when it’s searching for people
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Pace walking while saying *"Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare"*
“But we’ve got Michael”
We were all thinking that toast
Lilly: "Support real dogs!"
*Holding 2 guinea pigs*
Bruh fr, those GUINEA PIGS are so cute.
Lily: support real dogs!
Micheal, in his head: mmmmmMmMMM imma get her first when i strap a taazer obto you buddy! Youll get to know what revenge feels like! Dosent that sound fun?!
Lily is just mad that they won't let her get another dog
4:13 was Michael planning that since then? really puts into perspective how much time he puts into his videos.
i think he was planning before he even got it
he was planning it since the trailer dropped which was in 2017
Poki & Lily being normal: flirting
Michael: so you have chosen death
Plot Twist: Sykkuno's body is slowly failing him, so in order for him to survive, as well as secretly induct him full time into OfflineTV, Robodog is being used as a placeholder so they can upload his consciousness into it and allow them time to create a newer, fitter, healthier, human body.
sounds like at least one anime
That’s why they want to give it an anime voice, so sykkuno can be the anime girl of his dreams. Except a dog.
Hmm
this better be true
Simp Dog
Poki: Tries to teach robodog how to jump
Robodog: LINKING WITH SKYNET
Linking with face hunting drone swarm
@@icarus9340 i like ur prof pic, i can see you are a degenerate as well
@@chibispartanch.2380 I have this pfp to draw out fellow degenerates
@@icarus9340 i see do you have any cultured sauce my fellow weeb i seem to have ran out
@@icarus9340 1 to the 7 to the 7 to the 3, I hate this doujin and I hate your pfp
“It’s been nothing but abuse” -Michael of course he means from him to them
hahaha business expense
the whole comments section looking like: ✔️ ✔️✔️
It is a tax right off now
yoo its rage wot
money go brrrrr
TAX FRAUD
And thus, the collective gets bigger.
Ayy the y man
Pog
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Pog
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HIDE AND SEEK BUT SOMEONE CONTROLS THE DOG THAT WOULD BE SO SICK.
HIDE AND SEEK BUT SOMEONE CONTROLS THE DOG THAT WOULD BE SO SICK.
HIDE AND SEEK BUT SOMEONE CONTROLS THE DOG THAT WOULD BE SO SICK.
HIDE AND SEEK BUT SOMEONE CONTROLS THE DOG THAT WOULD BE SO SICK.
Dog tazer seek n hide sick
HIDE AND SEEK BUT SOMEONE CONTROLS THE DOG THAT WOULD BE SO SICK.
Who knew that 6 months later this robot would be forced to pee beer.
The dog beat Sykkuno to becoming a part of Offlinetv must feel bad
KEKW
Video idea, Sykkuno Vs Robot Dog
Sykkuno is cuter than robodog tho
Dogfight!!!! 😂😂😂
@@redshirts23 Robot dog will probably use a taser to kill it
"But we got Michael Reeves" Truer words have not been spoken..
ಠ_ʖಠ
True
The real question is how did Michael convince everyone else this is was a good idea?
Cant You lower Your company taxes, by well - spending company money? Here it works like that, so people lease/buy equipment in like the last months of the year. So 80k $ robot might be a 50-60ish k$ robot in the end and I guess it will hold its value, so its not like they can lose that much.
PS. Michael said that the dog nearly paid for itself like month or so ago :P
@@MindBlowerWTF ik - I live in the US as well. They do get a tax writeoff on it as it is appearing in their videos. As far as it paying for itself the argument could be made that they could have made the same amount of money in a cheaper way. That said - robot dog is pretty damn cool
tasers
Lies and deceit.
I like how one person gave a reasonable answer and the other is just
*tasers*
4:12 scarra planted the idea to michael's newest video