OFFLINETV SEARCH AND RESCUE TRAINING ft. Fuslie
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Chaos is rising o lord
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Nice
i love how they gave michael a smaller gun after he murdered scarra
And then he grabbed the big gun again after realising the small gun did nothing XD
I'm sad they didn't use the Nerf Rival ones they have. Woulda hurt much more >:)
@@AquaAriaSachou oh yes
2.5k likes and a heart from otv?! thanks y’all
@@AquaAriaSachou The reason they didn’t get the rivals it’s because Michael might snatch it and would’ve gone on the murder spree with that gun
"kill or be killed"
michael: kills the patient
fuslie: you get a D for that
*surprised pikachu face*
Deez nutz
" wait, what"
*confused screaming*
Wait, no, he's got a point
Michael is the only person I know who can manage to kill a doll.
😂😂😂
And scary Satan
good thing it wasnt a voodoo doll
Dwight did a good job in the office too
i love how i thought the same thing
Poki: "Turtle that's an animal"
Michael thinking to himself: "A soon to be extinct one."
I thought the exact same thing lol-
"not for long"
Michaels channel is extinct
@@magneticbulldog3063 not for loooong. hes coooking up something with robodog i bet
@@todd3143 robodog gonna piss beer?
i love leslie
HI
Yea Leslie is love
lol i just saw you watching her stream lol
Fuslie justice
Hiii
For those who ask where was toast. He's in Canada right now with his family
Thanks. I really was curious why he is not present
Is poki living with them?
@@joulesnathalie3994 no, poki lives with rae and Janet. She doesnt live in the otv house anymore.
@@arjenvanderheide1106 celine too
@@arjenvanderheide1106 ohh ok
12:38 Scarra: *"Try the Sicilian opening?"*
dudes so lost on the pattern hes throwing out chess openings now lmao
Lmfao
Why did this kill me, somethings wrong with me🤣
I know, especially because the King's Indian Defense would be more appropriate. Get yo head in da game Scarra! 😂😂
@@scottwpilgrim idk man, the bongcloud seems like the best move to me
It’s like on the real game, the Sicilian open it’s difficult to learn hahahahaha.
No one:
Lily: “Spit on ME”
Lily is into that kinky stuff
That was Poki!
@@tyunniez poki implied what lily was doing therefore it makes sense and doesnt make sense to say lily
@@baddestbiddiedoublecheeked3449 I’m confused with how you worded that 😭
@@tyunniez poki implied what lily was doing, therefore it makes sense and at the same time doesn't make sense to put lily as the one who said it. They (the one who explained) probably meant that they(the commentor) put lily instead of poki for the subject that said "Spit on me" which for them(the one who explained) makes sense and doesn't make sense because poki was the one who said it.
Can we talk about how underrated Scarra is, this video is an example of how funny Scarra is. HES ALSO SUPER WHOLESOME
yes yes we love scarra here
We can't forget he started offlinetv
yeah super hoesome
Is this scarras alt?
Scarra still underrated ... funny guy ... hey go
Scarra: "Can I call you a bitch and do another one?" I died laughing.
Same
Same
Same
How the fuck u commented if u died??
@@rajatchandra5212 Necromancy duh. Keep up will you? Lmao
9:44
Michael: “You got this honey”
9:51
Also Michael: *Shows no mercy*
Lilypichu was fucking executed
"remember no russains"- makarov
Ah yes.. Another copied comment.
Execute order 66
Michael: say hello to my little friend
Michael only saved one animal because he didn’t wanna rescue turtles
What
@@TheOneGaming0 Micheal hates turtles.
@@TheOneGaming0 Michael buys plastic straws out of spite.
@@TheOneGaming0 michael would shove plastic straws up turtles noses
I like to think turtles were put there specifically to annoy Mykulll
Everyone's playing search and rescue, *while Michael is actually playing search and destroy*
lol
*Let's roll.*
Scarra’s pattern: Atari button symbols
Poki’s pattern: Xbox button symbols
Lily’s pattern: PlayStation button symbols
Micheal’s pattern: *Enchanting table symbols*
@WalkeyYum imagine like actually SHOWING what the pattern was
@@codbus7651 yes....brodin editing in the patterns with text boxes. But Leslie is kinda slow and definitely forgot Mykulls pattern 🤣
I mean poki when on the x which is also playstation and the on screen hint said + and triangle were bombs meaning the L shape wasnt and I dont see that on an xbox controller
@Elijah Groves Choi yeah better to just let people be wrong and look like idiots I suppose
Everyone elses pattern: Dont touch a color
Michael's pattern: Do a backflip, learn french and solve who the zodiac killer is
Nobody's going to talk about the fact that Michael's landmines were "L's, pluses & lightblues" yet at 12:26 he steps on a grey X and Leslie still screams fire? Poor Michael man, everyone else's patterns was so easy to figure out yet his was so much harder xD
Michael got fucked in every challenge lol
Nepotism dude
yeah it was kinda stupid they should have all been that complicated would have been more entertaining
He’s too strong so he gets nerfed every time
Maybe she mistook it as a plus sign idk tho still the hardest
Michael’s pattern was: Everything is wrong XD
He had most of the landlines activated I checked
I feel like it's because it's not exactly the way people were thinking. Most of the patterns were not which of them are safe. This is why the purple square and red and green triangles were safe for Michael even though they are all different colors and two different shapes. The pattern is the landmines
12:18 he was actually safe but got fired on anyway, bumbling chief buttbrain
@@I2obiNtube no. light blue isn’t safe
@@I2obiNtube you mean 12:28? yes. Micheal should have been safe.
"Let us know what youd like to see from us"
We'd like Michael to upload
Spelt his name wrong
A before E
@@Griggsbygriffindore micheal lol
@@Griggsbygriffindore MYKULL
I’m pretty sure he’s going to upload near the end of march
dude when michael was sticking his tongue in the dummy everyone was just there like: yea this is normal
At 12:26 micheal steps on the x and Leslie still yells fire
@@F.H.D5724 nah it said those were landmines, so u ain't allowed to step on it. But Leslie is our supreme leader so if she says it's wrong then it's wrong!!!
I just hope no one used it as a fleshlight beforehand
@@DoomwakeArt pfffffff
@@DoomwakeArt bet Michael did
"We are playing search and destroy"
Scarra ready to end some lives lol
Scarra is always ready 🧍🏻♀️
@@poppy1128 Ready to get angry tonight
Scarra is a legend
Michael was definitely playing search and destroy
me: i didn't know we are playing call of duty
Imagine your hurt and micheal comes barreling through the house and start starts singing STAYING ALIVE.
underrated comment.
Timestamp?
much better than a porsche ambulance blaring Staying Alive from its speaker.
*gets tossed out of fire*
I would start praying
Poki: Any triangle is safe
Lily: Any plus is safe
Michael: you dare to take a step 😤🔫🔫
Everyones patern: one color safe or one color and on shape landmine
Micheals patern: e=mc^2
e=mc²
@@ju2tunknown literally means the same thing
@@msdrks1 Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared
@@koalemosaraara3971 ok?, I was saying that the arrow between the c and the 2 literally means to raise something to a power. So it means the exact same thing...
@@msdrks1 E²=(mc²)²+(pc)²
Lily: Oh geez i got some good photos
Michael Nearby: *Practicing Dismemberment*
Lily looks like the Little Nightmare's 1st main character
Omg i thought the same thing too!
Sasha Six
miyoung???
True-
Helen
I thought Lily made a BOLD fucking move when micheal was tongue kissing toast and she took it’s place 😂
Fr
Yaaaa I like dat
@@YourUsualMarites0704 lmfaoooo
Yeeeeeaaaaaah
Michael: Do you need mouth to mouth?!
Scarra: “Yeah but just from you though.”
Lmao
yep. we all saw the same video
It’s funny how Michael is training to be a firefighter when he could easily be the one who started the fire 💀
Got to cover up the scene of the crime Kappa like a true imposter.
We all know it was the Fire Lord Yvonne who started the fire
Vi
Hahaha
Ooh
Scarra's Pattern: Uh oh Scawwa can't use a cewtain cowor UwU
Michael's Pattern: If you step on this mat you die
Basically 😭
it seems like Leslie messed up Michael's landmines. when he stepped on brown X she said fire but his landmines were L's, pluses and light blues. don't cheat my boi Michael like that
When
@@alisonking8775 5months ago
@@alisonking8775 12:28
Michael: Do you need mouth to mouth?
Scarra: Yeah just from you though
Bro Gamer Moment
@@sphoonz2121 We love a bromance
@@TheReMorseCode oof pog
Scarra: *exists*
Floor: "Im bouta end this mans whole career"
Floor: *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIROU*
Scarra: N A N I ? ?
Lmao hahhaha
Gunn
Michael is the MVP in every video, the chaos he brings with him is pure joy.
But still hasn't uploaded in 7 months
@@saladass9543 yup
Micheal to Lily after stepping on a wrong panel.
*"So you have chosen, D E A T H."*
I swear Michael is one of the best things that’s ever happened to Offline TV
@@Quiet_au exactly. He’s the ultimate content
Because he actually makes the videos funny?
And toast
@@boog1116 yes
THE* best thing
I like how everyone gets these simple patterns, and Michael's is just like "Yeah go fuck around for 10 minutes until you get it"
He would have done better but they messed up. He actually stepped on a Grey X at 12:30 and Fuslie said to fire.
@@IFaTaLGeaRx true
Ch
alternate title: 5 toddlers go on a play date and play fireman.
Imagine being trapped in a fire, then waking up while Michael is tonguing you sensually.
Lily:...
And you're probably taken to the hospital due to spinal fracture
Go on 🥵
Get out of my head
Yes
Lily in the beginning sounded like she was reading a school project
Poki: "Turtle that is an animal"
Michael saying it to himself : "Why does is not have plastic straws in nose ?"
Fun fact: for chest compressions, you can also use the tempo from "another one bites the dust", however that one's usually frowned upon.
You can tell from the way I walk, I'm a woman's man, got no time to talk.
Why is it frowned upon?
@@regeniowe6288 *ahm* another one bites the dust *ahm*
actually more recent/updated research and cpr courses now recommend you don't sing to staying alive as it is only 104bpm when you need to be doing compressions at a faster 120bpm. If you have no idea what you are doing then using staying alive is better than nothing... but would recommend just do a cpr course if you want to be safe than sorry... (*graduate nurse*)
Lily: **moves mannequin out of the way at sits where it was**
Michael: *Inaudible screaming and confusion*
6:23
Michael: testing lily's knee caps
Toast: *Surprised pikachu face*
You guys sing 'Stay'n Alive" when you do CPR? Bruh here in Australia we sing "Another One Bites the Dust"
@Eric Bryant
Yeah, but one you probably shouldn’t sing aloud while doing CPR
Highway to hell is also a good CPR song xD
Both songs have a perfect beat for it... thing is...
Another one bites the dust... it'd sound more like you're tryin to kill the man instead of saving him
Pretty sure that there are apps that help you keep the correct tempo while giving cpr and that can also automatically call 911 (or other)
Wait what, I’m also from Australia yet I was told to sing ‘Stay’n Alive’ when doing CPR? I’ve been robbed!?
is anyone gonna talk about how lily started punching toast and she said "come back from Canada" I thought that was pretty funny lmaoo
9:49 Lily: makes a wrong step
Michael: *Astartes flashbacks*
Michael had a more difficult puzzle than anyone else...
And Leslie said fire on a safe tile, so oof
alternative title: leslie forgetting her lines for 21 minutes straight
When Lily put her hats on, she looks like six from little nightmares
You mean Hellen Blueberry Keller?
Please don't put things in my mind that I DON'T want to Remember
Anybody: *doesn't get pattern right*
Michael: _ac-130 noises_
Michael's face when shooting someone absolutely kills me.
Poki: “Turtle thats an animal”
Michael: *Turtle flashbacks*
Not only was Michaels pattern harder, but he stepped on the right one and was still told he was wrong lmao
Michael whenever somebody stepped on the wrong tile: *World War II flashbacks*
he can't remember ww2 because he's like 12 lmao
Fuslie: "You killed the patient"
Michael: "Nuh uh she died"
I love how Michaels patterns is like wayyy harder to memorize than everyone elses lol
depends on the quality of his crack
@@wickedfast2166 true
"Don't you just wanna do it when you like see his face?"
*No, Michael. No one ever does.*
i do.
I do too
Not gonna lie I did too💀it’s a natural move that humans so called “The Fingering”✌🏾
*michael sticks tongue out in the dummy*
everyone: this is normal
All i could think about was the "is this aloud" vine of the girl kissing the mannequin-
@@msepiphqny “WtF iS tHiS aLlOwEd? Is ThIs AlLoWeD? S T O P”
@@RCBackstaber Y E S
@@msepiphqny hahahaha
@@msepiphqny aloud
Anyone: Steps on the wrong point
Michael: *So you have chosen death.*
They gave michael three types of landmines and practically every square was death
"The new Fire Force show is looking real bad"
- Michael Reeves 2021
"COMEBACK FROM CANADA!!!" for real, i miss seeing toast with the other otv members
Steps on Landmine: “execute order 66”
Michael: “it will be done my lord”
Is no one going to talk about how Micheal was stepping on safe spots and was still getting on fire
no he wasn't?
Leslie didn't memorize the pattern properly
@@Robiness did you watch the video 😂 yeah he did
@@KISSDUNGEON i guess the one brown X i suppose Leslie mistook it for a plus otherwise it was all mines
eh it's not the end of the world
Poki: “I told you I got yo back”
Also poki: *shoots Lily without hesitation*
Everyone's patterns were easier but Michael's pattern was the most complicated one
Has been like that for very long, poki get's the easiest then lily gets medium lvl scarra gets hard and michael has to pray
Lily: *Breathes*
Fuslie: _deep inhale_ FIREEEEE
When Lily was holding the Toast mannequin and she said: “Come back from Canada” 🥲♥️
"Oh it's this way, I was in fucking marching band." Michael being a legend as always.
Timestamp?
15:25 That was the cutes thing I've ever seen! 😍
Michaels Pattern: The only one that has to worry about both color and shape
What did Michael do to Brodin
Buff The Puff Probably Tazers
Yvonne has officially morphed from member of OfflineTV, to nemesis of OfflineTV. And I am here for it.
OTV calendar with Scarra wearing this "fire fighter" outfit, removing one piece of clothing every months
Oh god. The images...
eww
Y E S
Yeah Peter Park needs to have this pinup calendar!
9:45 I love how scarra doesn't notice that he doesn't even have anymore darts in the barrel
Micheal looks like a symbol baby boi in this
and lily hitting "toast" while telling him to come back from canada was adorable
"cold, blooded, rescuers"
Well, that doesnt sound good
Oof
*FINALLY, CROCODILE FIRE FIGHTERS*
When Michael tongued the doll and Lily threw it to the side and lied down in it’s place I was like “Oh?”
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lily's "Come back from Canada!" to Toast doll is just so cuuuuute
Michael: *steps on grey X*
Everyone else: Fire!
Man, Micheal never even had a chance, even the fire instructor couldnt remember their own rules
almosts all the things on the board were landmines for him
@@jamiespringer1147 pretty much, he had like 5 spots on the entire board he could step on
@@jamiespringer1147 grey was supposed to be safe
Michael literally turned into Oliver Tree when he put those goggles on.
I guess he fell down to earth from 100 miles away
I guess he really like the song I’m gone
@@mimisezlol and somehow he still makes it work
Michael: "You got this honey."
Also Michael: "Hasta la vista, baby."
Leslie be like "in this world...IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED" *Insert evil Flowey laughter*
“You got this honey” proceeds to fire without mercy
14:56
Michael: I cared most for the patient
Also Michael: **Throws Toast across the room**
Bruh Michael's just being a whole fucking meme the whole time 😂😭🤚
15:20 - 15:45 0///0
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE EDITOR WHO DECIDED TO PUT EMIL'S THEME FROM NIER AUTOMATA IN THE BACKGROUND
I was trying to find this comment! I'm now 100% happy! ^^
Michael when he sees the article about the turtle lord of florida:
"Now this is an Avengers level threat"
Ooh
It
I don’t even know how, all of the girls in the group are great. But Leslie is next level, she cracks me up so much. No matter what she does. And she’s also so authentic
Anyone stepping on the wrong shape
Michael: emptys the mag faster than the speed of the entire fucking galaxy
Micheal: i cared for the patient
" *compeletely ignores that he threw the patient over the floor* "
As Leslie said: "Kill or be killed"
Micheal: does the weirdest things
Also Micheal when the others sing staying alive togheter: feels embarassed and cringes so much
I swear you can see it in his face ahahahaha
He learned that from Office I bet
15:21 “I tounged it’s mouth hole”
michael: starts the fire
scarra: the firefighter that's confused on what to do
poki: the one that takes pictures with the fire for the gram
lily: the one that accidentally jumps in the fire
toast: never there so he's just gonna be the victim
yvonne: the one that attacks her fellow firefighters with hoses
brodin: the one that throws wood in the fire
Yvonnie: puts out fire but is forgotten about :(
everyone sleeps on Yvonnie but she's my favorite member
@@quillclock edited it enjoy :))
@@nemicelle2365 you're right no one would put out the fire lol
@@quillclock yes
No one:
Lily: *COME BACK FROM CANADA*
Anybody: Steps on the wrong pattern
Michael be like: *So You Have Chosen Death*
FIRE-
Michael: _turns into a minigun_
fuslie: killed or be killed.
michael: i'm pretty sure you just help people.
also michael: invents murder machines.
No One:
Literally no one:
Poki: Wait this isn't an animal, this is a turtle!
Michael's hatred for turtlekind is spreading subconsciously.
Hmmm, yes, the floor here is made of floor
Micheal's student
Me pounding on my best friends chest as he slowly dies: "Uh Uh Uh Uh STAYIN ALIVE, STAYIN ALIVE"
Hey, I HAD the same profile pic. Noice
HAHHAHA YES
yes that’s what you do
"Let us know what you wanna see from us"
*MORE M I C H E A L PLS*