@@MegaBytes257 So, let people be happy to the things they like. I mean I love reading books and watching Manga, Sometimes I do cosplays and play games yet there are people who said Im wasting money and time. LOL Let people be happy to the things they like LOL
yea when are woman gonna realize... its like when my prom date was like dont order the blue cheese burger you wont like it.. i was like its cheese what could go wrong
Yvonne: *Mom trying to distract her kids so they can leave her alone* Poki: The one who’s just happy to be there Lily: The creepy art kid Mykull: *Crackhead* Scarra: The dad Toast: Not even in the US
Poki: *doesnt have to follow the one rule that is the whole point of the game due to her clothing choice* Poki: *wins * Also poki: *suprised pikachu face*
If otv made an anime series Michael: Quirky friend of the protagonist. Yvonne: The first girl that the protagonist meets. Poki: The plot twist villain Scarra: Protagonist’s wise friend Brodin: Protagonist’s rival Lily: Moral support. Toast: Protagonist or the old man that you meet at the beginning of the show but he was actually the one pulling the strings while everyone goes for the plot twist villain.
Michael is just your typical Hawaiian what can I say. He finds an octopus in the sand, he finds the most coins, and throws out metaphorical sand quotes.
I love that you guys stay inside and compromise and don’t have to throw big parties or make huge in-person collabs with others. Really refreshing to see some responsibility amongst the shitstorm some influencers have caused during this pandemic.
I see, Scarra is bonding with his kayak
omfg 😂😂
The first thing I thought when they did the intro was the kayak
More like coming to terms with it
Just a Chad in his kayak
Oh thanks rae
Alternate title:
*Yvonne bullying her children for 17 minutes straight unless they bribe her*
*WITH STARBUCKS...*
@@Armzilla123 yum
@@diegosalinas9278 starbucks is shit
@@MegaBytes257 So, let people be happy to the things they like. I mean I love reading books and watching Manga, Sometimes I do cosplays and play games yet there are people who said Im wasting money and time. LOL Let people be happy to the things they like LOL
@@MegaBytes257 bitch I ain't even gotta starbucks where I live, don't crush my dreams
Scarra being confident in coin collecting right before Michael ends his life was TOO GOOD. 🤣
Michael grew up on a beach what can I say?
Lily's castle is just like her: artistic but short
Why did i read that as autistic and short 😩✋
And it was even the leastt artistic ahah
@@milkbottle5755 bruh
Imma say the same about Michael's castle
@@sampuhhupmas5666 oh no
I’m sorry, but watching Yvonne just sit back and embody her inner sassy aunt was just a joy.
Fr
Yvonne is always the mother just making sure the kiddos don't cause a ruckus
No need to apologize. I completely agree
hey, do you know what music they use in the intro
"you're not gonna like it honey"
Lily has become michaels caretaker. The relationship has accended
Like father like son
The contract has been renewed and upgraded
Lol
OVAAAA HEAVAAAAN
Just like William
“Oh my god Temmie’s drinking the water”
“NOO-“
Pray for Temmie
LMAFO
11:43 :D
soon "temmy the fish"
Yes i saw the video
Lily: why don’t you make it accurate to real life?
Michael: it is
Michaels castle: 15.9 inches tall
Yvonne is like a mom trying to distract her children with stupid games so they let her enjoy her day
its too accurate-
Accurate stuff right here haha
That's hilarious, accurate & a compliment.
not really but haha
lmfaoo
Last words before a mistake:
"No no no, you're not gonna like that honey"
Because he ain't a octopussy
Wwhat
@@boyredeye-brawlstars B)
yea when are woman gonna realize... its like when my prom date was like dont order the blue cheese burger you wont like it.. i was like its cheese what could go wrong
I was looking at this comment then the video said it, before Micheal taste it an ad starts lol
"We're tired of being cramped at home all day so today we're playing beach games!"
"We're in the basement..."
XD
Ah yes.... we love the basements here
looks like a beach to me
This isn’t a beach this is a basement
The basement is where I put the kids...
@@Plasma476 This isn't a basement, it's a beach
Michael Reeves is the best thing to ever happen to OTV and no one can change my mind.
he is an agent of chaos
I cant. Its a fact
Yeah, I'm just here because of him and his camera that makes him the tallest person in the photo.
michael and brodin
@@karolkos5915 Brodin is very underrated. He is another breed of chaos. Watching the old episodes is hard. Toast was also an excellent choice
Alternative title: Mental Hospital lets the patients play for a bit
PFFFFT
As a person who has been to multiple mental hospitals I can confirm
Alternative Alternative title: Offline TV Beach episode
I feel like this is messed up, like wtf
@@precursor3688 its not messed up its dark humor
Symptoms may include headaches, cancer and even death
The people in the commercial 00:17
thats funny
LMAOAOOAOAOA
Why is this so true 😂😂
this is sooooo true! lmao
NOOOOOO
Yvonne is getting a lot of Starbucks drinks.
That's her entire personality
All according to keikaku - Yvonne
Well, not from lily
Yvonne's Life=Starbucks
Is toast still part of offline tv?
“I will be accepting bribes at any point in the game just yell it out” I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was looking for this
It’s so funny how the editors decided to cut off Lily’s scream every once in a while lmfao 11:45
5:18 hahahahhaha
Perfectly cut screams
5:18 was better lmfao
Perfectly cut screams
0:51 michael: **questioning his existence**
scarra: **acting like a mobster**
poki: **little kid**
lily: *caprisun*
Yvonne: *parent mode activated*
Genius.
Lol the mobster
Ur big brained
That is a perfect freeze frame
Every anime has a beach episode,
That’s.... true
Indeed... wait
69 likes
Facts
The dreaded filler episode
rlly fun shoot, was a good time, thanks for having me! i'll see ya in the next one probably or something yea :)
WideHardo
UWU
sup man
LMFAO
helloooo poki
How to win a Sand Castle Competition:
Michael: *C O C K I S L A N D*
He should've called it pen island
@@zariaackermann3147 that's pretty genius ngl, well played
Scarra: *generating bullshit*
@@travisleung4159 why thank you! Have a lovely day❤️
Ah yes, the COCK ISLAND
“What is castle Brodin” is the most Michael shit Lily has ever said.
Ye
14:35 "Generating Bullshit" this is extremely underrated it had me dying
This is me if someone asks me for an explanation
"Generating bullshit" got me harder than i thought it would
Fr
me whenever im writing an essay
dead ass bro LOL
I was expecting to see Michael dump all of his oil in the ocean.
Same
new video idea: Offline TV pollutes the ocean in the basement with crude oil!
@@patrickvanwieren4817 that'd be a great video
the 25 gallons of oil he bought himself for Christmas LOL
Yvonne: *Mom trying to distract her kids so they can leave her alone*
Poki: The one who’s just happy to be there
Lily: The creepy art kid
Mykull: *Crackhead*
Scarra: The dad
Toast: Not even in the US
Mykull: that one kid that got access to the sugar tin
screw toast especially i guess
@@crypticnate802 I knew someone was missing-
@@crypticnate802 sorry who’s toast again :)
@@yeon_ster disguised toast
15:18 "Are you talking shit?" "yes, actually, yeah" LMFAO.
Aya is this mom commenting here? Dang to see the family in one video
OemGee It's SunnySplosion! How're you and the crew? I miss Sn0wbird x
Where's pickle???
They Call Me King *Report These Animals*
SUNNY SPLOODAROO????
“You got this honey” Michael being the supportive boyfriend that he is
i was looking for this comment
They’ve been stuck inside for 11 months, and micheal is still yet to post a video
I mean he's posted 2 during quarantine...
i know you're makin a joke, but he also streams, so if you crave Michael content his twitch is pretty good
@@aliciadalbey1201 pretty sure he hasn't streamed for months (since minecraft, but was great fun), still it's up to him if he wants to.
@@aliciadalbey1201 he hasn't streamed this year at all. He just appears in others stream
He could be working on something big, and maybe even secret, since he hasn't streamed any coding. That's just my theory though.
lily's land of faces looks like a bunch of poor souls trying to escape from sand hell
Soul sand
@@darrenliunardi2687 you read my mind
@@yukytr exactly
Soular sands
The collection of souls screaming in agony out of a certain homunculus body from FMA comes to mind
"Sand castle building!"
*Flashbacks to gingerbread house making disasters*
the PTSD lololollll
Deathhhh...
oh..... noooo dont remind me of that
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHSH
Scarra: "Wtf there are REAL coins? What the fuck is that??
Meanwhile....
Michael: "What the fuck is that?" *Pulls out a whole dead Octupus*
That's just Sigma Micheal for ya
Lily: you’re not going to like it honey.. 🥺🤧
Michael: 😯🐙🥱🤢🤮
🤌
Lol fr thi
WHEN SHE CALLED HIM HONEY, I SHIT YOU NOT... I MELTED
@@vesselinailieva8235 I KNOWWW THEYRE SO CUTE TOGETHER 😭
Why did they not cook the octo tho? I love good octo
@@mrmateusz5188 you’ve.. had it before? I’d honestly love to try it if it’s good.
“Oh my god that’s how COVID starts, you start eating uncooked shit from the ocean and then you just have a new kinda COVID”
- Michael Reeves
Yup
LMAO 🤣
Sound about right.
Trust him, he's a man of science.
@@MegaVikingen Yes, he is also a man of culture
I love how the only time Michael broke character is when eating raw octopus
Yes
Michal is most strongest offline TV member, and he took a huge bite of that octupus.
And he kept it in until he found a nice place to spit out
he didnt break character, he was still a crackhead even when eating raw octopus
@@vaindsgns4974 agreed
Poki: *doesnt have to follow the one rule that is the whole point of the game due to her clothing choice*
Poki: *wins *
Also poki: *suprised pikachu face*
Not cheating. Just big brain.
@@mychaeljones7526 not cheating. Just smol brain.
Two starbucks drinks and forget about it
I love how Micheal was like “Wtf!?” when he ate the octopus, then when Yvonne told him that it wasn’t cooked he slowly ended up crying 😂.
😭😭😭💀💀
yeah how the fuck did they gave a plate of cooked fish and uncooked octopus
"I am accepting bribes at any given point just yell it out" Yvonne, The Judge That Keeps It Real.
Scarra: "Women get it done"
Lily: " I will hit him"
Toast been rubbing on scarra i see
@@ooofffbobsquarepants7349 Nice.
I love lily😂
congrats for the 1k likes.
Lily: You should have made it accurate to real life
Michael: It is...
Me: *sees crabs*
"you should've made it accurate to real life"
"it is."
"D:"
Doesn’t that kinda infer that Lily has seen it?
@@Bulbasir130 As far as I know they are dating so it isn't too far fetched.
@@Bulbasir130 they’ve been dating for a year so it makes sense
@@Bulbasir130 They don't have to pretend that they don't have sex, you know.
featgfriend do u have facebook?
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Someone's daughter: 16:45
👁️👄👁️
Or son
@@lucianheartfillia5187 exactly, we don't want to be homophobic
@@icegod4849 that’s not homophobic?
@@icegod4849 Sexist*
Alternate title:
"Lily's perfectly cut screams"
Beat me to it
Lily's perfectly cut faces
That's almost every OTV video
@@levi4979 Facts lol
Lily really said “you should’ve made it accurate to real life”
Micheal said “it is”
*15.9 inches* 0-o
That face is also accurate
15.9 inches in both length and width
He’s Michael. It makes sense for him to have a Python.
@@ren2644 a Monty Python?
I legit thought it said bleach so i thought they were gonna start sword fighting
THIS MAKES OTV AN ANIME BECAUSE THEY HAVE A FILLER BEACH EPISODE LOL.
They already had a beach episode
@@barracuda0405 true so now they have TWO FILLER BEACH EPISODES
@@damiany6894 it’s even more accurate
Lmao sooo truuu
Holy shit you're right
You already know the wii resort music hittin good at the beginning.
i like being the 2nd yessir.
mad respect for the Wii Play tank song
@@mdikeee4817 facts
I love how Scarra failed to hit the ball out of Michael’s hands in the beginning. Scarra’s the best
Lily: “You should’ve made it accurate to real life”
Mykull: “it is”
LMAO
A whopping 15.9 inches in height and holy shit that width...
@@detectiveunknown9304 Lily’s gonna get destroyed
@@croverns164 o_0
@@croverns164 ☞￣ᴥ￣☞
Lol
"should've made it accurate to real life"
*"it is.."*
Had me in tears
15.9 inches
Should have said "not enough sand"
15 inches😳
i call it "plot"
“Poke gets a pass because she’s wearing a dress”
Tier 3s: that’s actually very unfair that’s not how the game works she needs to use a separate...
Do people really sub with tier3? I’ve never seen any channel get a T3 sub before
@GURA VIRUS prolly
@GURA VIRUSI’m pretty sure most streamers that are more popular have mor T3’s
@GURA VIRUS she actually doesn’t, not by a long shot. Nickmercs has the most tier 3s.
I'm sure they appreciated the sand castle building part
If otv made an anime series
Michael: Quirky friend of the protagonist.
Yvonne: The first girl that the protagonist meets.
Poki: The plot twist villain
Scarra: Protagonist’s wise friend
Brodin: Protagonist’s rival
Lily: Moral support.
Toast: Protagonist or the old man that you meet at the beginning of the show but he was actually the one pulling the strings while everyone goes for the plot twist villain.
And this is the SOL spin-off when the protag goes somwhere far away to attain enlightenment or someshit.
Lily's a yandere
Idk to me Lily has the most protagonist vibes
Brodin is that teacher that tried to make learning fun while using his own money
But is sycophantic
😂
Micheal: *creates chode out of sand*
Lilly: “you should’ve made it ur actual size 😏”
Wtf
She knows the real thing dude youknowwhatimean😏
They did the thing
Bro they're together
are they dating
@@sawyersmith3492 Have been for a year
“Jonathan doesn’t like that” ohhhh my god 😂
Who’s Jonathan?
@@adriangomez2547 one of the demonic faces in the sand
@@yoloyemma does his last name have a “jo” in it?
@@shadowwhistle606 I believe it’s something like Joestar I can’t really remember
micheal's fast reaction when the umbrella falls is epic
"What is this what am i carrying?" XD
Michael taking a bite of that “tako” brings back memories for us local Hawaii boys
i love tako...
I really like the tako ahi poke bowls. They're my favorite!
Tako hm hm
Humu humu :)
yes
Is Michael okay with being in a beach environment?
Especially with his passion for destroying all turtles using plastic straws.
Well he has to go to the Ocean to help get rid of his crude oil
Yes.
He grew up in Hawaii, so he should be okay with the beach.
I just realized why Michael put crabs in his sand castle
I see what you did there😏
i didnt, someone pls explain
@@Missmethinksalot1 pubic lice are called 'crabs' colloquially.
@@Missmethinksalot1 crab rave
16:47 When my Sims character can't get through the corridor because there's a plant in his way
Im late, but more like 3:44
@@frisby8983 the struggle is real
Michael is just your typical Hawaiian what can I say. He finds an octopus in the sand, he finds the most coins, and throws out metaphorical sand quotes.
yvonne is like a lifeguard that sees someone drowning but will say;
‘can u give me starbucks if i save u’
Lily: you should made it like in reallife
Mykull: it is
Everyone: 👁👄👁
well now we know michael's packing thanks lily 💀💀💀
it was 15 inches 👁👄👁
I love that Yvonne has been so active in the vids lately, we rarely got to see her in the older ones, but her energy is so fun.
I love that you guys stay inside and compromise and don’t have to throw big parties or make huge in-person collabs with others. Really refreshing to see some responsibility amongst the shitstorm some influencers have caused during this pandemic.
it's because most of them are asian
@@WhatIsTheHeat this is like someone trying to be funny but with the dullest "edge"
@@benjaminshields9421 But i'm not lying
@@WhatIsTheHeat you dont have to lie to be wrong
@@benjaminshields9421 ok
I'm surprised Michael didn't say his sculpture had crabs.
I thought he was gonna name each mound like Lily did lmao
I think that's what he was alluding to by placing the pinchers lol
Last time at the beach
Michael: What type of rock it’s that
Lily: Scared screaming
Love how Poki isnt even trying to yell at Michael for his jokes. She has fully embraced the Michael spirit
Scarra : Hey Yvonne-
Yvonne : That sentence didn't have starbucks in it so I don't want to listen to it.
I swear Michael NEVER ceases to amaze me with his immaturity. i love it
you mean his talent and absolute intelligence. the artistry created in this video is godlike and you know it
I feel like Yvonne is the under rated character of the show. We need more Yvonne!
Agreed
She's like the side character that's sometimes ysed for plot, but after that she goes bavk to being an extra for the show
WE NEED MORE BRODIN
Scarra’s reaction when he realized that he doesn’t has the most coins was hilarious 😂😂😂
Scarra's actually the comedic genius this time. OH MY GOD! HE'S BEGINNING TO EMBRACE THE DAD!
i swear the funniest part of the video was at the end when he said “women get it done”
@@ramchop-_-7320 I laughed really hard when he said "Get Fished", then even louder at the "Women Get It Done". 😂
The fact that lily said michael needed to make his castle life sized makes me think he’s packing
Small man big package
it could also mean the opposite
@@ActuallyDeath no he is packing. No one can tell me otherwise
@@bash9553 lmao well you didn't stutter did you
And that she saw it
yvonne would be the type of lifeguard to see someone too far out just sit in the chair and pretend to yell
Fr tho😂
Michael saying you’ve got this honey to lily was the cutest thing ever 🥺
the way lily says "honey, you won't like it-" to michael..
..it makes me feel more lonely than ever qwq
Remember when Michael and Lily called each other Honey ironically
Facts
That's how it starts...
I’ve never heard yvonne like this, honestly she’s has a really great host voice
I like how lily is trying to look out for michael but he just does not listen to her at all
The 'Lily is thirsty for Pokimane' gag has been going on for so long that I can't tell if it's a joke anymore.
michaels the side bitch
Lol
to be fair, who isn't
@@sylvie_loves_frogs4951 If you lurk, a lot of people...
Deep down, arent we all at least a little thirsty for Poki?......guys?
*"you got this honey"* (?)
awe they're so cute 😭
timestamp?
@@lxsrvsqz stampo
@@lxsrvsqz 3:12 :)
I love that everytime lily screams, it just cuts out😂
i like how temmie is just chillin the whole time and she seems so proud of lily
Same
honestly, lily's, the island of the faces was actually good imo
1:16 The fact that Micheal still held the ball after Scarra hit it shows how strong Micheal is
Lmao Scarra barely hit it
@@barracuda0405 no , michael stronk
“You got this, honey” MICHAEL
yeah they are dating its normal
timestamp?
@@lxsrvsqz @3:12
WHEN HE TOOK A BITE I STRAIGHT GAGGED Michael is a perfect addition to the group
Cameraman: We need B-Roll for the intro
Scarra: Imma eat some sand
Wasn’t it Mykull that was eating it?
3:12 when Michel said "you got this Hunny" :((( *cries in loneliness*
12:11 the words “It is” 15inc power move
"Why did I get a fucking octopus?"
I'm dead🤣
12:50 when lily kissed Anthony I was expecting Micheal to kiss his piece as a comeback XD
I was expecting him to stomp it tbh
"You should make it a accurate to real life"
"It is"
THE CASTLE IS NEARLY 16 INCHES TALL
That girth tho...
@@kumaahito3927 it’s not gonna fit...
@@legionssb you never know with lily
@@arkzym 🤣
@@arkzym gad damn
i love how poki just stands there hugging obama and clapping his hands😂
WAIT "his"? IS POKI A MALE
@@arandomguy6516 his is referring to Obama, pretty obvious in my opinion
@@arandomguy6516 yeah, referring to the Obama cut out
@@callistoval oh
i love how Lily knows how Michael is and still Michael does Michael things and she freaks out hahaha
OTV: Let's do some family friendly content!
Michael: He He He, not today!
Underrated comment lmao
B I G F A T C O C K
michael saying "you got this honey" when its lily's turn is the cutest
Michael’s laugh when temmie can’t get pass the sand boxes is the best
14:34
Scarra: "My piece is called-uh-"
*_generating bullshit_*
Literally me in every presentation I give
14:36
“generating bullshit” LMAO