"MUSEUMS ARE BORING..." - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (QUALITY TIME)
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- Опубликовано: 20 май 2020
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles. 
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I love the way he said "The poor people may look at my art." It was perfect! Jim is fantastic!
That was much better than going to a museum.
Why don’t they have audio guides written by comedians in museums?))
I could relate to: "Don't touch anything." "I wasn't gonna. Now I kinda wanna." 😄
40+ years ago as a kid, I saw a sign in a public building that actually forbade spitting on the floor. Yeah, you do know what I did the first time nobody was looking. Never even considered it before reading the sign. I raised 3 boys and a girl. My wife would tell them not to touch stuff. They would. I'd tell them to hook their thumbs in their pockets. They didn't touch stuff. They would lean in really close to look but they wouldn't touch. ;)
This material never gets old. I almost didn’t click on it because I’d heard it before at least twice, but once again, here I am grinning ear to ear. Thanks, Jim! 😂😂😂
thanks JP
I'd like his "rich man" voice as my vehicle's navigation voice "Turn left here, you peasant!"
As an art historian and lover of museums, I can tell you this is all true.
Haha, why don’t they make audio guides written by comedians?)
I find myself binging on Jim Gaffigan a lot lately.
Same
Me too
Yes. Good distraction during a terrible time.
I am annoyed there are not enough videos.
Everyday during lockdown
"Here's our boat that couldn't float, this is why we make furniture" 🤣🤣
I can't stop watching Jim Gaffigan videos. Such a great comedian.
I was waiting for that "How many museum jokes this guy gonna do" ..
Thiran Rupasinghe right lol that’s such a cop out
That's actually a bacon reference you know.
Lol
😂
Me too. I also was waiting for him to say, "what museum are you in?"
You make Ann Frank jokes funny but respectful. She is never the butt of the joke, it's the rest of us. That is awesome on so many levels, most of all because it's just plain funny.
He never stops Making me laugh ..omg love him👍
The Vasa museum was the most interesting museum I have ever been too. Perfect execution of the story and beautifully displayed.
And would be cool to have some of these comedians make audio guides for them 😂
Yeah I’ve been there, amazing.
Quality Time is hands down my most favorite 'go to' show. I laugh and cry every time.😆👍
"I find it hard to leave art museums...Mainly, because I can't find the exits".
"The poor people may look at my art!" Hahaha. I hear that voice all the time now... Haha
I love it when Jim always ends it with a food joke. Genius!
"forgery happening mid forge" lmao didn't get the response it deserved but still grand. Cheers, mate!
Thank you Jim for the continual laughter, you truly are a blessing
Thank you Mr. Gaffigan.
In time, I will watch all your videos! They bring me joy! Thank you for YOU!
I love your humor. Thank you for continuing in your craft.
I was raised with a great funny bone! My father while on his death be laughed and joked with us! It was awesome to watch and learn! My father will always be my best friend! You Jim are a true treasure to America! Thank you!
Cheers to your dad! My dad was too. He was in hospice for 5 days. People would come in all somber. They would leave grinning. :)
Jim, you're a blessing. Thanks for making us laugh.
Such an insanely talented comedian. Wish I could subscribe multiple times. Thank you sir for entertaining us during such difficult times.
‘Is that your nephew Eddie?’ Hahaha
"Heeeres our boat that didn't float!"
“Have you seen Halle Berry? Hell, have you seen Chuck Berry?” 🤣
That was a pretty good impression of Da Vinci, Gaffigan. 😂😬
6:20 "hit the subscribe button!"
Uh, if I do, how often to I have to come here?😉
Thanks for reminding us to be human is to see the funny in ourselves and to be grateful for it. Your one of the best!
You are the best dad!!!
Anne's Frank House LOL...I love you Jim
Thank God you can listen to the same one many times and still laugh like it's the first. That's a genius of comedy especially at this time. Thank you Jim!!
Love Jim gaffigan. Went to see him perform in Tampa. Hope he returns! Funny funny funny!
Good routine. Having worked in museums in Chicago for 29 years (now retired) and seeing how they have been increasingly pushing for "Hands-On" exhibits, it will be interesting to see how much the Pandemic changes that.
Pat in Chicago
🤣🤣🤣. Would you like to become a member? Umm. How many times would I have to come here? ...thanks for curing me with laughter
Very funny and talented. Love the super posh British accent and all the other voices especially the critical lady!
His rich-guy voice is great. If someone needs to be cast as the next Thurston B. Howell, I nominate Jim.
Laughed out loud no less than 5 times. " I thought it was Anne's Frank house and was looking forward to an Amsterdam Dog." Nearly fell down.
Laughed out loud no more than 0 times
Jim rocks!😎
My favourite comedian joking about the Vasa ship? Amazing!
My favorite part of art museums is leaving..😀 Thanks for the Laughs Jim Keep the Videos coming !!!
Yeah, I bet if these comedians record audio guides - more people would love to go to museums? 😊
Jim Gaffigan would be the best person to take to a snooty art gallery to be able to see art in a different perspective 😂
Haha, I wish they have these museum audio guides written by comedians 😊
I work in a museum. This is who visits.
From now on, I'm going to tell people that if they buy a membership, they don't have to come back.
Jim.... you are the man. Nuff said
I just came across this an I can’t stop watching now His different voices he does are so funny 😂
That water cooler line applies the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago. You kind of follow along the exhibits until you hit the water fountain. Kids line up for the museum water fountain. Once my wife was pissed because there was no water fountain. We had to retrace our steps to find the water fountain because she was getting dehydrated in the 68 degree museum.
Love his clean humor
Enjoyed your video and gave it a Thumbs Up
Sir you are funny! Thank you for sharing your gift. It's so good to laugh when the world seems to want you to cry.
thank God for you and your family JIM G
Even before Corona I always thought kids' museums were petri dishes, along with bowling alleys. Oh, yeah, you already covered that.
All the fake food in the Children's museums grocery stores. How many mouths are they in per hour? Ewwwwww! And there are hand-sanitizer dispensers every 3 feet. I don't think those are making a post-Corona comeback.
..and that is the art of stand-up comedy... thanks for the laughs, this one was great!
"Anne Frank Hot Dog House - waiting to get myself a dog." HIlarious. Extra mayo, being in Holland and all.
Why? Did you think mayonnaise was Dutch? Because it's not.
@@linshanhsiang People don't put ketchup on fries there, they put mayo. And, I know it's not Dutch.
LOL that was the best noble voice
You're awesome, Jim! Keep it up!
Saw you here in Pocatello Idaho a couple years back! You roasted us for our theatre named "The Big D" haha! Love love
Thank you for the laugh ..I needed it ..a new special soon I hope ..I never miss an upload of standup and I love ..Let's get cooking watch with my 4 kids🙂
I did what you said... I hit the subscribe button, but I don't understand why you wanted me to hit it. Now my screen is broken and I have glass in my knuckles. Thanks funny man! Real funny!
I need to stop being so literal.
Jim, you say what most of us are thinking and terrifying that someone else out there thinks the way I do. You're the best man!
I enjoy your work. Thank you!
I love your jokes I can see ur episode’s for hours it’s fantastic
Stay strong and stay sane. 😁
gaff is my celebrity crush.
I cant wait to see what he names his next special and how long it will take for him to get in the groove of writing again
Something tells me he has something genius in the works after all the experience of quarantine. Gonna be awesome!
how did you comment 15hrs ago on a video that was upped 2 hours ago? 🤔
witchcraft?
@@DursunX I know right!
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@@steveameling2718 t.y. makes perfect sense! 👍🏼
i just subscribed tonight.. so i guess i too will be commenting 15hrs in advance next time 😆
The Billy Jo-el callback caught me off guard. 🤣
I didn’t get the link with Van Gogh ...
It’s so funny, the things he says about museums I actually have thought as I’m walking through them and art galleries I nearly coughed up my coffee. This is spot on and funny as can be, great comedian ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Yeah, wish they have more of these audio guides written by comedians))
His rich painting guy voice is great.
Almost as good as his homeless guy scowl
Pretty sure that’s the voice of Water Chestnut III
The Vasa Museum is a treasure. Went down in 1628 and the related controversies are still amazing. And there is more than one ship there. The SS Sankt Erik is there, and a great place to accidentally lose some of those kids. There is nothing off limit on the Sankt Erik - so cool.
JG killin it as usual.....
Holy cow I love Jim Gaffigan's son now.
Nephew Eddie...😂😂
I love museums 😻but I also know I'll love this 😂
I want him to make a whole museum audio guide. Would you go to a museum like that? 😊
See "American Dreamer" and see JG's range. Suprising! He blew me away portraying the opposite of who we like to see him as.
Oooo...the small town museums are the toughest! Cheers!!
I love museums, but art museums just kinda go above my head. I am such a non-artist that I feel like a fish looking at a nuclear submarine when I'm in an art museum...
What if there was a whole fun audio guide written and narrated by him? Would you go?))
I love your work. 😂😂😂😂
You Sick sick man you are so right.
You are so funny, Jim!! I laugh at your every line!! You make my work out go by so fast
As I listen and laugh. Thank you
God bless you and your beautiful wife and kids.
Mary
"Does it have video games?" It's times like that I'm glad I didn't have kids lol. Another amazing set thanks Jim!
I can believe I'm late here 😭😭😭 time to bing
Approx. 7 more hours to go. It's like spending a day at the museum.
I saw him live up in Montclair, NJ one year. Best time of my life!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks Jim. You are definitely my favorite comic, sure you can move in. Bring the whole famdamly I'm sure they could use a break from the city too.
Your friend from Syracuse New York 😊👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Hey Jim! The Vasa ship was actually built by a guy of dutch ancestry according to dutch tradition. So they were not only ugly, but lousy constructors as well.
True. It sunk because it was way too heavy. It had two decks of canons instead of one.
Thanks Jim.
Six out of Seven Dwarfs aren`t Happy
Those other six guys have a chick in the woods..., I'd say at least a couple of them are kinda' happy. LoL
It's like Disneyland for kids, only they're the adults!
Hot Pocket diarrhea pocket!!
@@almostarma Instructions:
1) Take out of box
2) Place Directly in toilet
3) Enjoy the next NASCAR event.
Oh no Jim you called Leonardo "Da Vinci!". Like if I called you "Mr. Indianan." Dan Brown has so much to answer for....
1:40 Anytime anyone tells me not to do anything, that is what runs through my head.
I can't even pretend I'm interested in art museums the first time.
Also, you can't move in with me. I'm 17, and I live with my parents, and I don't have a job, because the virus convinced me not to hand in my application.
It's sad the Anne Frank House would have a Google rating that low. It's even sadder the last Blockbuster Video store in Bend, OR has a Google rating of 4.9.
"Anne's Frank House" 🤣🤣🤣🌭
I love museums.
Hey Jim, you’re a funny guy. That’s it you’re just funny😂.
I so love going to something I have no idea about
Jim Laughigan is funny... man.
What a funny guy!
Jim Gaffigan makes me laugh again.
Thanks for the video Jim, i really didn't mind subscribing. There's no need to threaten me.
Omw 😂 he's hilarious but I do like museums
Haha) Museums are boring indeed for some people) But what if he recorded an audio guide for each single item?)) I would go there for sure 😊
Yoko Ono had a display at our local art museum with a make shift curtain separating it. I got in trouble for looking behind this curtain. (SHRUG)