Getting a Camera Shoved Up Your Butt - Jim Gaffigan

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
  • Jim Gaffigan reveals his wife’s superpower and details his experience getting a colonoscopy.
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Комментарии • 324

  • @blaze18206
    @blaze18206 4 года назад +561

    I love how he becomes his own heckler, genius!

  • @tonyrehal218
    @tonyrehal218 4 года назад +759

    I don’t know of any other comedian today that can tell that many jokes in that little amount of time and actually be funny consistently. Gaffigan is a legend in his own time.

    • @ThenZ6
      @ThenZ6 4 года назад +6

      Tony Rehal Daniel Sloss. Much darker comedy though

    • @hfis459
      @hfis459 4 года назад +3

      and unproblematic too lol

    • @DanielHBuchmann
      @DanielHBuchmann 4 года назад +3

      Steven Wright bangs em out pretty quick too. Of course most of his jokes he's been doing for decades, lol.

    • @christianheichel
      @christianheichel 4 года назад +4

      (clears throat) "Hot Pocket"

    • @blaman6
      @blaman6 4 года назад +1

      Sam Morril, Dave Attell

  • @hammie1989
    @hammie1989 3 года назад +9

    “You like photography? Cause I got a job you’re gonna love!” 🤣

  • @Cesarsanvicente
    @Cesarsanvicente 4 года назад +299

    Never get tired of his stories

  • @brokenking5044
    @brokenking5044 4 года назад +388

    I dont care what people think, Gaffigan is one of the best Comedians. He proves you dont have to be a hateful piece of crap to be funny. You dont even have to swear like a 10yo to garner some laughs

    • @spitflamez
      @spitflamez 4 года назад +3

      Broken King #TRUTH

    • @AT-5000_Autodialer
      @AT-5000_Autodialer 4 года назад +9

      Who the hell is saying he sucks?

    • @brokenking5044
      @brokenking5044 4 года назад +6

      @@AT-5000_Autodialer people who think kevin hart, jeff dunham, jim jefferies, and doug stanhope are funny because of their "edginess"

    • @AT-5000_Autodialer
      @AT-5000_Autodialer 4 года назад +3

      @@brokenking5044 hahaha Kevin Hart fans? I don't know I've never seen anybody complain about Gaffigan. I like some of those edgy comics you mentioned as well as Gaffigan and Brian Reagan who is also clean.

    • @ssheeessh
      @ssheeessh 4 года назад +7

      @@brokenking5044 Lmao you think Kevin Hart is edgy??
      Dont trash Stanhope though, he is raunchy, but he is one of the better comedians alive today

  • @vjohnson6464
    @vjohnson6464 3 года назад +39

    This 66-year-old lady is ashamed to say she had never heard Jim before but thank God I found him because he is just so hilarious and funny and I sure need to laugh. I watch him everyday. Thank you!

  • @Ghoopty
    @Ghoopty 3 года назад +10

    “Yeah we didn’t need to do that. We could just chalk it up One For Fun” 🤣🤣

  • @fazergazer
    @fazergazer 4 года назад +119

    A comedian who never jokes at other’s expense, maybe his own...and always gets the laughs. No cheap tricks here.

    • @iamnormal8648
      @iamnormal8648 Год назад

      It's called self-deprecating humour.

    • @SillyGoose2024
      @SillyGoose2024 5 месяцев назад

      ​@iamnormal8648 thanks genius. Pretty sure the op is aware of that

    • @Deznaj666
      @Deznaj666 4 месяца назад

      He constantly makes fun of other people, cultures, countries, etc. It's just not mean, that what makes it harmless.

  • @pughconsulting
    @pughconsulting 4 года назад +93

    Everything about the colonoscopy is spot on.

    • @lukewarmwater6412
      @lukewarmwater6412 3 года назад +9

      the night before my colonoscopy, I believe I passed time. I pooped out things I had not eaten yet. I am almost sure of it!

    • @GraceWhip
      @GraceWhip 3 года назад +4

      @@lukewarmwater6412 yeah, getting all the way to the Ghost of Food Future was pretty alarming

  • @RodnyCorrea
    @RodnyCorrea 4 года назад +43

    My favorite comedian, genius in action

  • @emic138
    @emic138 4 года назад +111

    gaffigan always comes with the masterful delivery 📦 🚚

  • @anjaliarnold5115
    @anjaliarnold5115 4 года назад +46

    I love his old lady judgment voice!

  • @auraxfire
    @auraxfire 4 года назад +64

    So I'm at the Gastroenterologist.... Hahahaha!

  • @isaiahpinkerton3445
    @isaiahpinkerton3445 4 года назад +30

    Everyone talks about how jim never swears and thats what makes him a great comedian.
    I just think hes relatable and his descriptions is what makes him hilarious!

  • @JeffreyOcaya
    @JeffreyOcaya 4 года назад +51

    I've been laughing nonstop on his videos. He's unbelievably hilarious.

  • @LTD-7
    @LTD-7 4 года назад +84

    *This guy's jokes don't even have to be funny because his delivery is hilarious! I crack up just hearing him talk!*

  • @sarahpapp5452
    @sarahpapp5452 2 года назад +4

    One of the greatest comedians of all time. I don’t know if there are many others that consistently make me laugh this hard.

  • @yourfriendlyneighbor985
    @yourfriendlyneighbor985 4 года назад +9

    The last video was only 3 minutes and I laughed so hard my face hurts.... now my whole upper body hits from laughing so hard! You rock jim. And your wife seems like an awesome person. We both married up brother.

  • @Mickju
    @Mickju 3 года назад +6

    I've never heard this guy before. (I'm ancient) He is the funniest comedian I have heard in years.

  • @RJ1Reed
    @RJ1Reed 4 года назад +20

    One of the only comics that can get a true laugh without a curse word. Solid as they come! Top 10 in America.

  • @rn2511
    @rn2511 4 года назад +58

    The pregnancy part killed me.

  • @arrjee9474
    @arrjee9474 4 года назад +177

    It dawned on me that this guy had me crackin' up over and over and I didn't hear him use profanity even once! Pretty remarkable today. And I'm not even a prude or offended by curse words.

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 4 года назад +3

      Arr Jee then you gonna fucking love George Carlin

    • @jck1794
      @jck1794 4 года назад +5

      brian regan is also another fantastic clean comedian

    • @sumbynum
      @sumbynum 4 года назад

      He needs a dry bar special

  • @SpecialBeam
    @SpecialBeam 4 года назад +74

    1:05 He didn't do it much in this set, but one thing I LOVE about Jim Gaffigan is how he'll sometimes act as if he's a member of the audience reacting to the joke he just told. The voice he uses is just hilarious. I'm surprised more comics don't do that. The ones that do usually only do it on the fly, like a throw away line. But Jim really makes it seem like its part of the bit most of the time.

    • @caffeinatednation8885
      @caffeinatednation8885 4 года назад +1

      Same, same! 😂

    • @emic138
      @emic138 4 года назад +5

      nobody can pull this off like jim!! 😂

    • @guillermoromero8041
      @guillermoromero8041 4 года назад +4

      It’s Jim’s thing, would be kinda rude if other comedians just stole his thing.

    • @Luwispurpul
      @Luwispurpul 4 года назад +5

      As he and his wife write together I’ve always imagined it’s his wife’s voice admonishing him for the bits she doesn’t like so much.

  • @BeFaithful00
    @BeFaithful00 4 года назад +24

    I'm a few weeks away, and a buddy recommended this video to me. Outstanding stuff. I'm no more relaxed than I was before, but at least I've had some serious laughs.

  • @stellarsideconference2973
    @stellarsideconference2973 4 года назад +23

    He's one of the best.. All his content be original and funny AF

  • @vonalxao1
    @vonalxao1 4 года назад +33

    He’s the best.

  • @manfordsonstegard
    @manfordsonstegard 4 года назад +77

    More jokes per minute than any other comedian!

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 4 года назад

      steve thompson I love Jim, but NOPE. Steven Wright, Jimmy Carr and Demetri Martin all have higher JPM.

  • @warrenphilips8441
    @warrenphilips8441 4 года назад +123

    It is worth wading through the D- to D+ material on this channel to get this, A comedian.

    • @horseman4now
      @horseman4now 4 года назад +2

      Dry Bar Comedy really helps!

  • @scottthomas6682
    @scottthomas6682 2 года назад +4

    Very hilarious routine. Jim Gaffigan is very hilarious.👍👍

  • @mariemulkey4228
    @mariemulkey4228 2 года назад +3

    His delivery is divine and I’ve laughed my ass off again.

  • @eligebrown8998
    @eligebrown8998 4 года назад +7

    This guy is awsome. Nonstop funny and a million stories

  • @garyschuller6981
    @garyschuller6981 4 года назад +20

    Funniest man alive! Can't wait to see him New Years Eve in Tampa.

  • @Hollowelldena70
    @Hollowelldena70 11 месяцев назад +1

    You know, Jim, you really make colonoscopies fun. My daughter was having her first one and I gave her this video and she loved it. Kind of got her through the fear of it.

  • @id10t98
    @id10t98 4 года назад +7

    My jaw, stomach and ribs are HURTING!! From non stop laughter!!!

  • @vadamsable
    @vadamsable 4 года назад +9

    Jim is a real pro! I always enjoy his work! Always!

  • @GumRapper
    @GumRapper 2 года назад +1

    Comedic GENIUS!!!!

  • @cadebritt8001
    @cadebritt8001 3 года назад +3

    Gaffigan, Thanks for all the specials during the worst of the covid days.

  • @akberet35
    @akberet35 4 года назад +8

    This man is the best comedian ever.

  • @rhenachase7933
    @rhenachase7933 4 года назад +6

    This man is funny. He has been given a talent

  • @SI-ez6qb
    @SI-ez6qb 2 года назад +1

    Just comedic gold! JG just killin it! Loll

  • @johnbarone8948
    @johnbarone8948 4 года назад +17

    Jim is the funniest comic of all time!!

  • @CristinaCee
    @CristinaCee 4 года назад +5

    "No I've had diarrhea...I don't wanna brag."😂

  • @szqsk8
    @szqsk8 4 года назад +4

    I like how he heckles himself..

  • @swn69
    @swn69 4 года назад +61

    Mr. Gaffigan, would you like the deluxe service with the fiber optic cable, or would you prefer the discount version where we send a gerbil up there with a goPro?

  • @rachaelmagerl4836
    @rachaelmagerl4836 2 года назад +3

    Everything he said about the serum you drink is 100% true. You literally live in the bathroom all night. I had to have a colonoscopy in my early 20s. They gave me propofol to knock me out. As I was falling asleep I said don't lift the sheet until I'm out lol.

  • @wicketuma444
    @wicketuma444 4 года назад +17

    He's genius low key. I really hope he talks to Dr.s that way.

  • @LanMysPage
    @LanMysPage Месяц назад

    I’m gonna think of this tomorrow on my way to my appointment. 😂

  • @NVGTO
    @NVGTO 4 года назад +9

    not sure if anyone else has mentioned this, but I see him as a clean-speaking Louis CK. The way he holds the mic, his physical presence and approach to jokes...I mean this in the best possible way, by the way!

  • @giuseppefarrugio3077
    @giuseppefarrugio3077 4 года назад +13

    Lovely respect toward his wife ,real men do that ,Cheers

    • @Chiamex
      @Chiamex 4 года назад +1

      Of course in reference to prince Edward, he said, "and that idiot chose the broad." The word "board" is rather derogatory toward women....just saying.

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang 4 года назад

      @@Chiamex It's funnier than if he'd said any other word, think about it.

  • @reany7246
    @reany7246 4 года назад +1

    😆😅🤣 I'M LITERALLY DYING OF LAUGHTER!!!

  • @tomz58
    @tomz58 4 года назад +5

    Amazing...the BEST!

  • @patrickburke6128
    @patrickburke6128 2 года назад

    That is legit the funniest but I’ve ever heard. I come back about once a month and still practically pee my pants 😂 so funny

  • @Empathicveteran
    @Empathicveteran 3 года назад +3

    This is hilarious. I never bothered to read the bottle and I drank the liquid in one shot. My stomach had an exorcism. I spent 4 hours on the toilet and my legs fell asleep.

  • @gzmain78
    @gzmain78 4 года назад +13

    Hot pockets!

  • @DanielHBuchmann
    @DanielHBuchmann 4 года назад +3

    Just got tix to his show in Philly. He's taping a special that night. Can't wait!!!

  • @stoneddragon5400
    @stoneddragon5400 2 года назад +2

    I told my doctor that he owes me dinner, he laughed and said when you get better.

  • @mprattyh3
    @mprattyh3 4 года назад +5

    Gaffigan is awesome

  • @davidboron1485
    @davidboron1485 2 года назад +1

    This man is genius 😂

  • @Maria-vn4hd
    @Maria-vn4hd 11 месяцев назад

    If you want to laugh so hard that you will cry listen to his stand up!

  • @collinhennessy3190
    @collinhennessy3190 4 года назад +1

    The jelly on the belly is awesome

    • @Trig242
      @Trig242 3 года назад

      It really is! 🤣

  • @giancarlobonacorsi8436
    @giancarlobonacorsi8436 4 года назад +3

    genius....he's the best

  • @RulerWhy
    @RulerWhy 4 года назад +1

    Jim slays always

  • @dmfd123
    @dmfd123 Год назад +1

    Sooooooooo good!

  • @7kandyland
    @7kandyland 6 месяцев назад

    Prepping today. I was so hungry, I licked four potato chips. Lol

  • @_thomas1031
    @_thomas1031 2 года назад +1

    This guy's great🤣

  • @kurtisburtis
    @kurtisburtis 2 года назад +2

    I’m sure the “jelly on the belly” is way more fun than the jelly on the chest …
    (Stress test with echocardiogram)

  • @tylerlemm9108
    @tylerlemm9108 4 года назад +12

    Finally Comedy Central put something funny on here!

  • @kieferrex8454
    @kieferrex8454 4 года назад +19

    If I could choose , I’d want him to be my gastroenterologist

    • @kirkjohnson9353
      @kirkjohnson9353 4 года назад

      He would understand you yelling "Don't take my kidneys!!" as you went under.

  • @BigstickNick
    @BigstickNick 4 года назад +29

    Me: supposed to be working, supposed to be work.
    Video: camera shoved up a butt.
    Me: sure

  • @tinotendamakumbe9094
    @tinotendamakumbe9094 4 года назад +27

    This guy looks like Thanos from the Avengers.

  • @dulynoted2427
    @dulynoted2427 3 года назад +1

    I've watched this so many times, I can't keep count. Just sent this to my sister in response to why I'm seeing a dr.

  • @anthonypanteleimon9351
    @anthonypanteleimon9351 4 года назад +1

    What a genius!!! Very funny.

  • @jefnatividad5968
    @jefnatividad5968 6 месяцев назад

    I am sitting in hospital, see what I did there, drinking a horrible drink the size of a def bottle awaiting my colonoscopy. God bless you Jim!!

  • @NintendoNerd64
    @NintendoNerd64 2 года назад +1

    jim is the only one that can make poop jokes funny

  • @fredderf3207
    @fredderf3207 2 года назад +3

    The last time I had a colonoscopy the doctor explained it would be recorded on a DVD and asked if I would like a copy. I asked, "Why? So I can tell my friends to bring some beer and chips while we watch a tour of my intestines? No thanks."

  • @1papester
    @1papester 4 года назад +1

    Gaffigan is, without a doubt, the funniest person on the planet. So freaking hysterically hilarious!!

  • @imraptureready1
    @imraptureready1 4 года назад +1

    This dude is straight up FUNNY. For real he had me looking up all of his material on YT.

  • @benwood7174
    @benwood7174 3 года назад

    "And that idiot" sums it up

  • @mqbitsko25
    @mqbitsko25 4 года назад +6

    They gave me Propofol for mine. Amazing stuff! I started to feel sleepy, and I could hear people stirring around like they were getting ready to shove the camera up me. I said, "Umm....I'm not unconscious yet you know." A nurse replied, "We're finished."
    I can see what Michael Jackson enjoyed about that stuff. Other than the death it must have been awesome.

    • @kirkjohnson9353
      @kirkjohnson9353 4 года назад

      He must have realized that from having 'work' done and decided "Hey, I'm Michael Jackson. I can buy a doctor and have him give me some whenever I want"

  • @christopherhday
    @christopherhday 4 года назад +5

    I watched this the day before I had my colonoscopy. On the day of the procedure as I was starting to fall asleep from the anesthetic, I vaguely remember telling the medical staff, "OK guys, say cheese before you put the camera in there."

  • @jazmyneelizabeth9814
    @jazmyneelizabeth9814 4 года назад +4

    💛💛 this was great!

  • @rustyking23able
    @rustyking23able 2 года назад

    Dude is a legend

  • @theemarydee1610
    @theemarydee1610 4 года назад +3

    When I had the camera put up my butt, I actually woke up half way through!!!!!!! I was screaming 😱 someone said if I didn’t stop I would have to go through it all over again. What? Ya know, I passed out again but...I DID REMEMBER EVERYTHING! I thought I got PTSD from the teen years of my daughter but now I think it was that...

  • @GeoffsSousChef
    @GeoffsSousChef 4 года назад +3

    absolute C L A S S I C 👍🏼

  • @treasurelaughcomedy35
    @treasurelaughcomedy35 4 года назад +3

    😂😂😂 very funny guy

  • @Jedimichael
    @Jedimichael Месяц назад

    Just had my first one a few days ago, so someone sent this clip to me. Yeah, pretty accurate....lol.

  • @craigwatson9151
    @craigwatson9151 3 года назад

    Where do you want me to sleep.....lmao

  • @Trig242
    @Trig242 3 года назад +1

    Turning 45 this year! Here come the colonoscopies!!

  • @nomibynoother2786
    @nomibynoother2786 4 года назад +3

    I'm almost scared to go to a live show. I think I would literally bust a gut from laughing. I'm in pain just thinking about it cuz I can't stop laughing now...

  • @haridemospergantis7504
    @haridemospergantis7504 4 года назад +1

    My wife just mentioned colonoscopy and I sent her this joke 🤣

  • @mikerichardson7261
    @mikerichardson7261 3 года назад +1

    Edward wasn't a prince. He was king.

  • @linshanhsiang
    @linshanhsiang 4 года назад +5

    Actually I think Edward was already king when he said, "I don't think so."

  • @thebluecollarbadass9945
    @thebluecollarbadass9945 4 года назад

    Jim holds the world record for the funniest clean comic

  • @johnrobert493
    @johnrobert493 2 года назад

    This is the best 👌

  • @maxiepattie85
    @maxiepattie85 4 года назад +3

    Girls were flirting with me in front of the wife too!
    I guess before the old finger camera thingy that cool and exceptionable...

  • @Bulldog75stp
    @Bulldog75stp 4 года назад

    "I want his kidney" lol

  • @Jangus
    @Jangus 4 года назад +5

    You like photography??

  • @sergiott9782
    @sergiott9782 3 года назад

    He is a genius

  • @TheDarkChambers.
    @TheDarkChambers. 4 года назад +1

    I always just picture his heckler voice as a brunette mother in her 40’s who was forced to come with her husband just shaking her head and saying all that in her head as he speaks.

  • @peterdickinson7842
    @peterdickinson7842 2 года назад

    I hadn't seen this hilarious guy for a while. I'm glad to be guffawing?
    What is the Geordie word for meditate?
    Chihuahua!