"Running A Marathon" - Jim Gaffigan (Quality Time)
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
I was motivated by this to get out and drive 26.2 miles. Still coming off my Driver's High. Thanks, Jim!
Thats a blunt cruz where i come from..just saying (dont try it)
HEY BUDDY!
I was There WATCHING You!!
Very Exhausting! 🍻
I just drove 26.2 miles. Had to take a nap afterward.
Haha
😂
"What is wrong in your life that you're watching a stranger run a marathon?" 🤣
The coolest thing about Jim’s work is that you can watch it with your mom, dad, grandparents, pastor and kids without having to worry about his material. God bless you and you family Jim, My favorite comedian.
And over and over!
I sent this to my friend who runs in marathons... They hate me now. But I don't care. It was worth it
Been 2 months. Send it again
I will try to run a marathon today and I love this comedy
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
You did the right thing, Nowelle.
One of the best comedians ever.
AGREEED super clean and very brilliant. I can watch it with my kids yay
Just on his "Hot Pockets" bit alone!!! Lol!!
Nah
The best comedian.
And super underrated
@@ERRGRR1 it's hard to be a clean comic too.
He is that good, he even got Germans like me laughing! Usually an impossible endeavour
Ich auch
It takes a genius to make people laugh about the most mundane daily activities.
He's a pale 21st century Seinfeld
I Agree. which is why i also like Sebastian Maniscalco
Especially while keeping it clean...not that some comedians who curse once in a while aren't hilarious. 🤣
I disagree we laugh every day over simple jokes but I do agree that it takes a talented person to make a living off of just laughs
Jim gaffigan. . . everyman genius.
You can't watch someone running on a treadmill.. "I'm supporting that lady" "Do you know her?" "Not yet" 🤣🤣🤣 Jim is genius in comedy
"I brought her this lock(?) for the bridge." Didn't get that.
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this one 😂
@@RetroDawn It was a reference to earlier in the comedy special, where he talked about a bridge in Europe that was covered in locks couples put on the bridge as a symbol of their love.
@@matthewmuir8884 Thank you for the explanation.
As a runner, I thought this was HILARIOUS!! Love you Jim!!
Hilarious! Someone in my running club shared this, and we're all in stitches. Well, not literally. We're in shape. We don't need stitches.
He is the most talented comedian in history. 🤣
The first time I saw Jim was in Pittsburgh about 15 years ago...right around the time that he dropped "Hot Pocket.... Flush Pocket... Diarrhea Pocket". At the end of his show he chose someone "at random" to come on to the stage to tell some jokes...it was actually a setup so the guy could propose to his girlfriend. I was nervous I was gonna get picked! He got me good! I did get to meet him after the show also and I got him saying "hot pocket" into my phone for me...back before videos could be recorded though, so just the audio. Thanks for all the years of laughter Jim and Jeannie!
"in the air this time, Cooter" Love it!!!!!!1
Having lost a bunch of marathons, I can concur with everything Jim says in this helpful video.
@Ty Thomas Boxing Training Thanks for taking the time to comment. It shows you really care.
@@HighlineGuitars I suspect Ty pretended. (Bad Ty, bad!")
Even if you just ran a marathon...you've already won, however you've placed.
This "helpful video" should be on the list of recommended videos for runners.
You'll win the next one! We believe in you!
At 0:53 when he said the words "in and out" I just thought, "Mmm burgers..."
Which is probably evidence I should work out to.
Oh so funny..... comedy central material over here
yup
Hands down, the best comedian I've ever seen.
Who else has tears running down their faces and ribs that are hurting from laughing so hard,? Jim can take the most boring activity and turn it into a side-splitting show. . This was absolutely hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And without cursing 👍🏾😉😎
Me to Jim is just the best good clean fun laughing really hard🤣🤣🤣
@theh1n1shot I guess you didn't get it.
Ring that bell to give Jim the power to "pull it out"!
If he has a sixth kid, it's your fault for not subscribing.
The joke was right there. I barely had to do anything. 😌
He just starts talking & I laugh. He takes the simplest topic & turns it into the funniest thing. 🤣
Always having a good laugh with Jim
This guy makes my day!!
As someone who runs almost every day, I find this hilarious :)
Me too 😊
Genius. I would say national treasure, but then he’d get sold for drilling. Thank you for helping us maintain our sanity, Gaffigans.
Jim "Sorry I ate all the chips...runners high" Gaffigan.
LoL 🤣
Now June 2020 & wow Mr. Gaffigan's humor is like a breath of fresh air. Thank you sir, we all need it!
My favorite comedian...ALWAYS! Health club joke is killer!!
So darn funny! The part about the people who hand out water had me LOL'ing because, in truth, they're horrible at it.
"If you thought running was boring wait until you read about running." HAHAHA!!!!!!!!
This is so funny! I saw your live show in Cleveland a few years ago. It was amazing-- we were laughing from start to finish. Thank you so much for the joy you bring to us.
Glad you enjoyed it!
jimgaffigan You’re at the top of your craft and you acknowledge ppl. No ivory towers for you👍Kudos
I have been binge watching your videos. They bring me so much joy. Thank you!
I honestly used to envy people who run a marathon! Now, I don’t! Thanks Jim!
Thank you Jim, for ALWAYS lifting my spirits. Love your brilliant comedy.
Thanks for putting out all this great material during lockdown. Have been a fan of yours since King Baby!
I appreciate that!
Get in shape?? Well "Round" is a shape lol. I think we went through our quarantine snack supply in less than a week lol
Jim you are the best! Saludos desde Uruguay
l am a runner and loved this! l have been running for 35 years, you'd think l would be there by now!
A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!" --Henny Youngman.
Love you, Jim! Just binged all your albums this weekend while I did chores, ok napped. Thanks for the laughs!
😄😄😄
Comedy isn't something I would normally be able to share and enjoy with my kids, but my 11 and 12 year-old recite Gaffigan's comedy verbatim. My son laughs so hard that no sound comes out, and has become "Hot Pocket Curious". Thanks for bringing families together Jim. (kidding and also not kidding)
Thanks for sharing!
My aunt was on the cover of Runner’s World. I only know this because it’s framed, hanging on her wall at home.
This is some of your best material! ❤️
Jim's right.. I only run to feel bad about myself that there were thousands of people on the same day, doing the same thing, just being better than me. It keeps my ego in check.
OMG... The ending of that video where you asking us to subscribe is HILARIOUS!!!!
Thanks!!
I got scared the first time I watched it..
Hi Jim, thank you for another piece of comedy genius! I watched all your Netflix specials and they always remain my favourite pastime for finding solace. May you continue to bring a whole lot of joy to all, stay safe!
You are my fav comedian. Thanks for keeping it clean. Much funnier.
What makes you so special to me is that you cared about my brain surgery and took the time to respond in the mist of you being a great talent. You’ve been blessed with many gifts and to be so talented and care from your heart, puts you on the extraordinary human list that God takes notice!
Jim you always give me great laugh...thank you so much
When he got to the part about handing out the water...all i could do was chuckle as i ate a sugar cookie.
Then at the end i did some pushups and pretended the audience was cheering for me.
I think it balances out...
Lol 😂 😂
It's all about balance
Favorite comedian! Hands down ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love this guy! Genius. Thank you Jim for making us smile during uncertain times.
I almost died laughing when he said you can't go to a health club and watch someone run on a tread mill. Where I live you can. In our town we have a gym right next to a mcdonalds and the tread mills are lined up infront of a window that faces mcdonalds. You can sit in the parking lot eating your fast food while watching people run lmao. I like to waive at them and hold my shake up like I am toasting them lol.
Paul Mohr wave
OMG that is f*$#ing hilarious!!!
funny...my Planet Fitness is in the same plaza as a Mcdonalds.
XD
That’s hilarious
I wish Jim would run for president!
Gaffigan is brilliant... A bolt cutter to remove the locks. I'M ALL FOR IT...!!!!
Jim, you're an Earth Angel to make us laugh hysterically during a pandemic. THANK YOU! 🤗
I hope you and your family stay healthy.
When the title said “Jim ran a marathon” I thought, I have to see this, this has got to be some kind of sick joke.
He’s a GENIUS
We love you in Houston Tx
I I'll go to the gym now...supporting others. Great fun!❤🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for this moment !
Jim You’re awesome bro. Respects from Niagara 🇨🇦✌️stay safe my friend.
Jim guilting us into subscribing like my grandma does. "You know I don't have much time left on this world and it would be nice if you could come rake my front yard for me". 😂👍
Certainly Jim's best so far.
The competition that blows my mind is the Double Ironman -- two Ironman triathalons back-to-back. Who are these people? What are they?
Lance Kaz Or the Death Valley ultra marathon...
Cant even count how many times i rewatched Jim!
Came in last. Hahahaha 🤣 😂! Lol 😅😆
I'd like to watch his entire show. I miss complete shows. JG has been one of my top 5 comedians for a while now. I even watched his tv show. These videos are like cupcakes and I enjoy them very much!🧁
I Agree! I Will Walk, Hike, Swim, Bike ANYWHERE....I Will Only Run If I'm Be Chased & Don't Want To Get Caught!
Favorite one yet!! 😂🤣😂🤣
I love 'watching' the NYC marathon. 🍕🍔🥨🍻
It made me very happy after a day of work to watch Mr. Gaffigan. Thank you for the laugh. Please never forget people appreciate what you do. And, how far the power of a good laugh will go, or take you sometimes. Again, thank you, it was cheerful :)
I was so motivated by this that I sat on my couch and fell asleep. Jim is outstanding!
My wife goes shopping will do my Ironman Triathlon…. 10 hours of shopping, win win for her 😂
Best.Comedian.Ever!
How in the world I like that he has material that's safe for all I like him
One of my all time favorite bits!
You always make me laugh!
This man makes me laugh more than a comedian should.... maybe it’s that he’s way too relatable😂
Run any other day but the day of the marathon. Won't cost you a thing and you can run as far as you like
You are my favorite comedian. Well...top 5 anyhow. But seriously Much respect!!
I totally love this guy
Best comedian ever.
I don't know if I've ever not physically laughed out loud at any of his routines on RUclips
Jim- One word. BIG SCREEN.
In TN, I saw those "26.2" and "13.1" stickers everywhere before I learned what they meant. Once I found out I thought, "someone needs to make fun of these people." The next day I saw a sticker that said "0.0...But seriously, good for you," and I was just jealous that I didn't create it.
With the marathon spectators, that's the same thing I wondered about the high school sports spectators in TN. Everytime there was a game at the high schools, especially football, there would be people pouring into the stadiums and maybe 25% were parents. How bored are you that you're going to watch kids you don't know embarrass the game of football? Honestly, sounds like intro to an SVU episode right there: "He watched the boy for weeks, fumbling every ball like it was greased lobster meat. No one thought it was weird that he didn't know anyone there until it was too late."
I laugh so hard I had a heart attact and died. Now in Heaven. Thanks, Jim.
🤣 RIP Kalle
Wow. So they have RUclips in Heaven. Maybe you're just in West Virginia.
Another genius set! So funny!
Dammit man! I subscribe twice! But I'm here, sincerely supporting your effort to pull it out.
He is the best!
Jim Gaffigan for President! 🤣
My favorite marathon sticker I saw on a car was one that read 0.0 Hilarious. Organizations who have marathons as fundraisers always call them Fun Run, which is an oxymoron, IMO.
Thanks jim! That was wonderful. And it made me happy as well.
You can make people laugh. You are the winner!
During the winter olympics '94 my dad bought tickets to the bob sled competition. It was near the middle of the slope, so no big screen TV. Didn't know the results before we watched the highligts when we got back home.
Mr. Gaffigan you are so talented man I love your comedy!
this is great....I have run several marathons.....actually finished several...was really running...
You are my favorite comedian and have been since Hot Pockets! I love u chubby man
He is amazing
Jim's instinct is spot on. Remember, the guy who ran it, from Marathon, Greece, to Athens died after completing it.
And had no idea he was starting a fad....an S and M fad. And wouldn't have had to run it if they'd had cell phones back then....or telegraph......or patience.
If you don't die running it you didn"t apply yourself.
Jim! Where the beeeep ya been? Missed ya bud! Thank you for this. Need to smile again
"In the air, this time Cooter." Lololololol
My brother does these things and I don't get it. My idea of a marathon is a marathon session in my craft room.
Exactly! 5 hours straight
Enjoyed your video and gave it a Thumbs Up
I was wheezing at this! So good!!!
I thank God for you Jim, I haven't laughed at all during the quarantine!!!!