"CHICKEN IN JAPAN" 😂 KEVIN HART
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
- Kevin Hart: Irresponsible (2019)
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His joke is so much better than people realize. His room was 24. 二十四(line line cross house)
24? I am not sure but if this was mandarin I would have guessed the bigger joke was “starve to death”? 😅
Fair enough
Japanese used some Han character too
Not funny sorry
@@victimofpsychiatry mandarin in Japan? 😂
As someone who can barely read kanji, I'd be the same way
Number wouldn’t have been in kanji it’s for the sake of the joke lad.
@@booprice5473 but japanese number did have line line line cross house
@@manofcultures in Kanji.. I’m saying they wouldn’t write things like phone numbers or room numbers in Kanji lmao.
@@manofcultures For a person that can read kanji that's 111 10 anything with a roof can be seen as a house to him in kanji.
@@booprice5473 now u said it. Yer rite... most public service ,ads n hotels put 123... som1 else probly write tat joke. And he just deliver em to audience....
Best part was the end. He's demanding better laughs!! 😂
Hahahaha
He should know we demand him to be funny
He’s overrated and plays the same stereotype in every movie. It’s only natural that people wouldn’t laugh 🤷♂️
Not demand, it was a expectation vs reality kind of situation, well not every joke is gonna be good 🤣
he demanding it because he's not funny. all he do is scream
“You would have thought that I was Tom Hanks in Castaway. I lost it!!” 😂😂😂😂
That's not the only island Tom Hanks visited.
@@WhoThisMonkeyremember he’s the first to “catch” Covid when people commented Covid pandemic was fake. Then later he was promoting Biden on the DNC. Yeah
@@WhoThisMonkey😂
I couldn't hold in my laugh at this line.
Exactly. That wasn't even the jjoke. What he did afterwards was. And it wasn't funny. But saying that line to you people was lol that's what's funny
Lmao Kevin wasn’t even talking to anyone at the end 😂😂😂
😮 huh
Most overrated comedian of all time
@@stephenwhite2491 nope he’s the best comedian tf you talking bout?
@@stephenwhite2491are you just trying to piss people off 🤣🤣
@@stephenwhite2491 yes he is, however this clip was pretty funny.
The questioning of a audience member’s laugh intensity was definitely funnier than the joke itself!
line line dash cross house!!!!
Omg!!!!!! I CAN’T BREATHE!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Looks like an abandoned building with no windows made out of bamboo sticks, idk!" Lololol!😂😂😂😂
@Tyleya dammm girrllll 😍.... YOU 🔥🥵🔥...ooowee 🍫😍... 💍💍💍
😅😅😅😅
I died 😂😂😂
@@jsheed83wtf
As someone who is learning japanese I laughed SO hard at this
Same😂
Don't learn Romanji.
Weeb
You know right line line that's 2 cross that 10 so he might have been in 210 😂
I GOT IT, HES IN FLOOR 2 NUMBER 14 😂😂😂😂
It was the way he described the room number for me.😂😂😂
(Second is Definitely asking for more laughs. Only KEVIN.🤦🏾♀️)
Well, yeah... that's the whole punchline, the beginning was the set up....
@@yamahakid450f
Isn’t that how Comedians Usually tell Jokes?🙄
Set-up. Story. Punchline. Laughs (hopefully).
Yes. I found your comment to me Condescending.🤔
@@joiisler8986 quite observant
@@pandora4me113
The “Condescension Train” must be running a Special.🙄
@@joiisler8986 you think so?
In the grand scheme of international cuisines, I do think that urban Japan is an excellent place to find yourself during a critical chicken emergency.
😅😅😅😅😅
Especially in the middle of the night.
Well he was one country away from great fried chicken and excellent delivery service 24/7
@@AzukiPsan South Korea?
Yup
"Chickeeeeeen" killed me😂😂😂
Why?
@@dee0092simple a chicken killed him
Swallowed a bone and died
I feel his entire comedic novelty is him just screaming shit and we all love it 😂
Unfortunately it’s getting old. Ahhhhhh chickennnn. He uses this inflection all the time. He’s type casted as the clueless husband. Unfortunate because he’s got some good material aside from his commercial jokes.
We need it❤❤
@@vinceramirez6963😐
“AHHHHHHHHH CHICKEEEEEEN” Kevin Hart
Well well well
He was in the right place, Japan loves chicken so much they celebrate Christmas at KFC
That’s not why but whatever
@@ETOILEPHANTOME Yeah I know.
Maybe its you who love chicken here. 😅😅😅that s commercial you are seeing. Lolz
@@ETOILEPHANTOME joke weeb
@@bishop51807 what’s that?
Line, line, desk, cross, house! I don't know how to read it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's probably room 2604, if i'm guessing
Maybe room number one 😂😢😮😅😅😅
Im pretty sure it was 214
ニ六十四?
@@ThiagoMarquesLeao he said line line (2) dash (1) cross (10) house (4) right?
Puhahahaha "his laugh shud've been Bigger than it was tho" OMG that's hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm LMAO tho😂😂🤦🏽♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Most overrated comedian of all time
Lmao! ThAnk you Kevin! I can’t sleep but you got me laughing.
I live in a small town in Korea, and let me tell you I flipped the fuck out when I walked into my normal coffee shop and some random guy said "Hello".
I’m sure you did people forget that other people in other countries. speak English granted they do speak their native language when they’re around their people but you’d be amazed at how many people actually know English it’s a universal language
@@seanm75399% of the world population can understand and/or speak English
@@seanm7539 right, but I never hear English here. It's always Korean. Everyone speaks to me in Korean, as they should, so it was just really exciting to have someone speak to me in English, even though it was only "Hello". :)
I would have loved if the receptionist was like "oh room 24" or something like that😂
Line line house bamboo sticks I’m so dead 🤣
I didn't know Mark Normand went to Japan
@IAmTheGlovenor, Mark had the best outro with the “I’m Kevin Hart.” Line.
I understand the joke. Numbers written in Japanese handwriting 😂😂😂
They don’t write numbers like that at all. It’s the same as English.
@@xeong5it joke, non what he said happened
@@xeong5 both
mh after reading few/some comments all i can say is:
he was in room twenty something 🙂
Room 2
@@christopheralexander9072floor 2 room 14.. or 214 basically
Chickeeeeeeen! Lmao!
"I'm running loose like a stool." Drew Lynch
He killed me at “SO ECXITEEEED!”😂😂💀💀💀
this is how comedy should rollin . didnt insult anyone
I always love this part! His scream, the Castaway, and most especially the Japanese numbers. 🤣🤣🤣
Omg. Maaan you killed me!!!!!. I'm laughing with all of my body 🤣 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Patrice would have thrown another phone book at him for this one
This comment is soo God damn overrated!!! Omg
READ IT !!!!
I lived in Japan for 5 yrs I feel him on this one lol 🙂
There's black people in japan ? You don't feel alone ?
Thats why I couldn't live out there
@@angryblackman857lmao. Yes there arw bllack people here. Ive been living in Kansai for 10years. Im a black female.
Him explaining the joke so they can laugh is hilarious. Hahahaha
I love how he changes personas so quickly. He is upset and in the middle of his upsetness he is laughing as well.
"so excited" gets me everytime 💀🤣🤣
Uju 😂😂😂😂😂 you never disappoint me mbu my sugar,my hope,my future 😂😂😂 you almost killed me
😂😂😂😂😂😂room line line dash cross house😂😂😂 they are not laughing at all, im soaked in tears bcos of my laughter 😅😂😂😂😂
But they write numbers the same way they do in the U.S..
1 is written like "1". There are kana/kanji for things like the word "thousand", but for things like phone numbers, money and amounts they use "normal" numbers.
It depends on the place. If they really wanna keep the "Japanese" feeling for any reason they may keep all the kanji. Maybe a tourist trap place? Haha.
"Normal" numbers are called arabic numerals.
I don't understand how people can still like and support the K-J family
😂😂😂😂😂😂 this guy is the best
I'm pretty sure Japanese don't use Kanji to write numbers like that. They just use Arabic Numerals, especially for Hotels.
Lol they write the numbers the same way we do in Japan. Unless ur in an old ramen shop or something, no one is gonna use the chinese numbers
Furthermore, writing room numbers in kanji is just impractical. It makes more sense to write the number in a numerical system that matches the ones on the phone, making it easier for the guest.
In overall, the “trip to Japan” part of this special, in my opinion, is the weakest part.
chill...it was a joke
You killing me. I'm laughing. I'm crying and I got to hear that you got me laughing. Anyway, that's what a comedian is. I love you
The reason they weren't laughing?... probably never saw a "white" movie before. Still wondering who Tom Hanks is.. by the time the punch line came, they were lost. "What??... Uncle Tom was a castaway.? ..I don't get it".
Bro really put that japanese line when he was going on a rollercoaster😂
They not laughing hard , cuz they really feels the suffer of Language Barriers 💀🤣
Too freaking HILARIOUS 😂 "CHICKEN!!!!!! IF I WAS TO DIE RIGHT NOW ID BE GREATFUL IT WAS FROM LAUGHING FROM KEVIN HART 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I don't know I don't know" 💀💀💀💯
Engaging the crowd this is pure talent
why did it seem like the crowd purposefully laughed less when kevin asked them for more laughs haha
Big laughs come with funny jokes.
For real his voice was just annoying
He really is the funniest person on the planet.
"So excited" is from a different joke
Lop chicken was that old friend from grade school you run into during the 1st visit to jail. 😂😂 oh I know you! Common ground I'm not alone lol
He's in room 214, I think...
The line line dash always takes me out!
Kevin hart using words like "ahhhhh" ,"chiiicken"
Me : damn this black brother smarter than issac newton 😂
Kevin Hart Is the man!! Not too tall but he’s the man, nevertheless. 😂🎉
There is chicken at EVERY convenience store with 24/7 opening times, LITERALLY.
Unless you are residing in an "Inaka" area, in which case, may lord have mercy on your sorry AND chickenless ass.
(As you will have to wait until shortly before lunchtime for their next charge of freshly fried goods)
Or of course you could go to a restaurant that serves some sort of chicken. 😅
Don’t they have vending machines for every product imaginable there? That’s what I saw on a very strange documentary type thing about Japan’s obsession with vending machines
@@asherandai2633 vending machines are everywhere but once you get to inaka there are barely any vending machine and convenience store have limited time products. And it's going to be a long ass walk for a konbini on inaka areas.
@@justsomeguythatwantssometh9986 never been there, so I don’t know those names or where (or what?) they are 🤷🏻♂️ All I have to go off is that documentary thing which said they’re all over the country.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Omg that was hilarious. He read the number but didn’t understand how to. I’m floored. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
So funny!!! My second favorite comedian! Number 1 has to always be Dave Chappelle!!!
Dave will always be untouchable.
LOL that is how i would read a Japanese number. 😂 I can’t read Japanese either lol
The way he changes his emotions 😂
"Eye👈🏿.. lost it" 😂
Who tf is around him telling to include this bit in the taping? 😂
Same thing happened in thiland , we didn't have communication problems cause they knew english and so did we but when my dad found a desi person he was so happy (he generally primarily speaks in urdu and punjabi but knows english too) he talked to the indian guy running thenresteraunt for like a good 10 minutes and did the same when we met another indian guy at the airport it was kinda hilarious lmao
When I heard bamboo sticks I lost it. 😂😂
Chicken and a lion sitting on a tree kissing 💋 😘 lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹
I don’t know if these are true stories or made up for jokes 😂
He’s lucky Patrice wasn’t there for that last part. He would’ve tore him a new one.
'so ecxited' 💀
This "J😅KE is So " Hilarious!
'KEV, I'm Most 'Definitely
Feeling This One.. 👍
Man nah
Dave Chapelle not him
I knew the numbers would be in Japanese
That's even worse than getting an Indian or Arab.
"Vhut ju name sir"
"Todd"
"Bob?"
"Todd"
"John?"
"TODD"
"Spell it."
T O D D
G L U C
I hung up
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You would've thought that I was tom Hanks in castaway. I, lost it. AHHHHHHHHHHH! CHICKEEEEN! PLS CHICKEEEEEN!" had me rolling
Did u get it, the joke?? I taught u should have had a bigger laugh
How much Tom hanks paid you to mention his name? Wished he was still on the island
Looks like an abandoned building with no doors and windows made out of bamboo sticks. I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hevin Hart is too funny
二一四
if he was actually in room 214, i swear to god bro, cause that looks right XD
YOOO IM CRYIN🤣
aaaanhhh it all makes sense now😳😳😳😳
Can't be. Line line dash cross house.
Either it's 三十四 (34). Or it's 二 -十四 (2- 14)
Cant believe ppl dont get jokes and attack comedians like Gervais and Kevin. Like wtf has society become? These dudes in these comments have no sense of humor this man presents.
“CHICKEN PLEASE CHICKEN sir you need to calm down”
Best actor ever❤lol I'm dead😂
I miss the days when Kevin Hart was a funny comedian.
This has to be one of the most boring jokes i have ever seen
It's Kevin hart, what do you expect?
Kevin Hart is one of the best comedians out there!! 😂😂❤
Kevin Hart has that voice that can make jokes and its more funny cause of the voice
No one really laughed because he was funny they laughed to be polite
cap
Fake statement booooo 🍅🍅🍅
Definitely not his best bit.
@@StLMikie Dumbass alert 2
Kevin is funny but he’s not as funny as people make him seem that he is
I'm in room crosslining 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He wants chicken not suprising😂
The Guy isn't even funny. Lestin to chapple
Still amazed that people find this guy funny....
Line line cross dash 💀☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That Tom Hanks in Castaway line killed it. Hahahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣
Kevin is funny in movies, not in a stand-up.
How you looked typing out this comment when you coulda just scrolled: 🤓😊
@CompletelyRoader I can comment on what the fck I want. What does it matter to you?
@@previouslyroader Stalker
Nah he had one of the funniest stand ups ever, seriously funny was great
Some of his stand up is really really good especially back in the day
That was the joke?! That was A JOKE?! 😔
"AHHHHHHH CHICKEEEENNNN"
man I've seen this so many times for years, and I am still laughing like a damn child at a fart, this was so damn good
Yep he still not funny
Seriously
@gabrielmacdougall431 I thought the ending was the worst part the rest of it was actually pretty good
3rd dumbass I found in these comments
@@ineedanewname4844 lol the ending was also with a joke
I think its aight
KKKevin Hart