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  • @intldawn
    @intldawn 4 года назад +15040

    To this day, him imitating his daughter talking shit to him over juice still is one of his funniest bits ever. In tears, every time.

    • @allegrettacadrica7135
      @allegrettacadrica7135 4 года назад +326

      “I didn’t like the way my family looked as a unit” 💀💀💀💀 I’m crying

    • @ethelbertanello1391
      @ethelbertanello1391 4 года назад +42

      I wonder if Kevin's son will do stand up

    • @finalhazard883
      @finalhazard883 4 года назад +101

      "Dumagaga"

    • @remidibeatz8780
      @remidibeatz8780 4 года назад +62

      Classic! I laughed so hard at this when it first came out because my daughter was that age and had moments like that. Too funny

    • @renerinoula1308
      @renerinoula1308 3 года назад +17

      yeah i died of laughing😂😂😂😂

  • @nersha8472
    @nersha8472 4 года назад +6418

    "PUNK-ASS DADDY" has to go down in history of stand-up as the best ones😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brysondasockfelloffcuuh8141
      @brysondasockfelloffcuuh8141 3 года назад +48

      I’m damn near choked 💀💀😭

    • @HashtagCerif
      @HashtagCerif 3 года назад +7

      hello Miss/Mr/Mrs, things are very hard with me at the moment,I need help if you can help in anyway.

    • @nersha8472
      @nersha8472 3 года назад +4

      @@HashtagCerif wait what's wrong bro?

    • @P.s.a.l.m.23
      @P.s.a.l.m.23 3 года назад +6

      That's funny cause he stole that shit

    • @Theenatural1
      @Theenatural1 3 года назад +5

      LMAOO that part was too funny

  • @carolinamurtha3102
    @carolinamurtha3102 3 года назад +6312

    “WHO THE F$@% YOU THINK YOU TALKING TO?!” Gets me every time 😂🤣😂.

  • @Yunger81
    @Yunger81 2 года назад +96

    who would dare to hate this guy.
    My favourite comedian for sure.

    • @KARL_SHROOMSONINSTAGRAMSELLSPS
      @KARL_SHROOMSONINSTAGRAMSELLSPS 2 года назад

      👆👆link up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got mushrooms🍄, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, w🍃🍃d, chocolate bars, he's got a lot. 🍄 💊🍄🍫💯🔌..

  • @damn_jaz9895
    @damn_jaz9895 4 года назад +3775

    "We look like a fucking circus!" That line killed me

  • @ayerteyfrancisca6784
    @ayerteyfrancisca6784 4 года назад +8542

    His wife has the biggest heart in the world. Cos you can't handle the children plus Kev himself😂😂😂

    • @mikewilliams1167
      @mikewilliams1167 4 года назад +252

      “I didn’t like the way my family looked as a unit” LMFAOOOOOO

    • @CertifiedAgitator
      @CertifiedAgitator 3 года назад +75

      You sound like his ex wife

    • @smeshsmesh9695
      @smeshsmesh9695 3 года назад +46

      Friend: So you have kids right?
      Kevin Harts gf: yeah 4+1

    • @gregorylamb847
      @gregorylamb847 3 года назад +2

      @@mikewilliams1167 . fury

    • @gregorylamb847
      @gregorylamb847 3 года назад +2

      @@mikewilliams1167 CTR

  • @ashylarry3442
    @ashylarry3442 4 года назад +1592

    “Dumagamma dumagamma...juice.🤣🤣

    • @trapezoidbeauty
      @trapezoidbeauty 4 года назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Dragontamer135
      @Dragontamer135 4 года назад +55

      I look at her and say "who the fuck you think you talkin' to."

    • @Quaronna
      @Quaronna 4 года назад +6

      💀

    • @charlesharris6966
      @charlesharris6966 4 года назад +13

      And that is exactly what she said. "Hey shorty, give another juice box 🧃 before there is trouble 😏. "

    • @thelowkeyuser
      @thelowkeyuser 3 года назад +1

      🤣

  • @angelogaray8019
    @angelogaray8019 3 года назад +267

    10:23 “HEY! You better not f*ckin’ drown!” I’m dead ☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂

    • @theoddllamahorsecavepanda1818
      @theoddllamahorsecavepanda1818 2 года назад +6

      Literally

    • @kevinpittman2517
      @kevinpittman2517 2 месяца назад +2

      my dad taught me to swim the same way and when my son was 12 i realized he too still hadnt learned.. so we were at my dads for a summer bbq snf ofc dad had a huge salt water pool... i see my son standing with one arm crossed and he hadnt got in the wat yet.. so i walked up and asked him... and he said he didnt know how to swim... so i picked him up over my head and threw him to the middle of the pool... he started flapping around screaming... then i said stand up... he stood up and realized he wasnt drownin.. he was in only 3ft of water... to this day he still tries to tell everyone that i tossed him in the water like he was the son of a Japanese samurai.

  • @kiamackenzee
    @kiamackenzee 4 года назад +8292

    “I didn’t like the way my family looked as a unit” 💀💀💀💀 I’m crying

    • @mosttrustedmovementmtm8038
      @mosttrustedmovementmtm8038 4 года назад +51

      I laugh everytime

    • @benjackson9299
      @benjackson9299 4 года назад +10

      This is the funniest Kevin Hart video
      🔥 😂 ruclips.net/video/Vx28VVvOTdc/видео.html

    • @amandac7270
      @amandac7270 4 года назад +11

      The best 🤣

    • @Goku_The-God
      @Goku_The-God 4 года назад +90

      “My daughters taking balls to the face” 😂😂😂😂 “I look over at my son and he is slobbering” 🤣🤣😂😂

    • @lordkiza8838
      @lordkiza8838 4 года назад +13

      @@Goku_The-God "im small" smh lmao

  • @Nofacepxb
    @Nofacepxb 4 года назад +6360

    If a child refuses to sleep are they guilty of resisting a rest

  • @andreschaves4573
    @andreschaves4573 4 года назад +1749

    Kevin Hart: "Kids do whatever they want when they're with dad"
    Me: "Facts"

    • @dfdsdfndfsuf3895
      @dfdsdfndfsuf3895 3 года назад +15

      I bet it's difficult being his wife.....he tells stories with such conviction...

    • @BenRankinYT
      @BenRankinYT 3 года назад +4

      No joke, I said that as well after he said that

    • @nickiminaj7302
      @nickiminaj7302 3 года назад +3

      Can't relate

    • @karma1520
      @karma1520 3 года назад +1

      Not with mine 😬

    • @dumplin.580
      @dumplin.580 3 года назад

      @@karma1520 sameee

  • @tarunsingh964
    @tarunsingh964 3 года назад +86

    Long life blessing to this man who is making people laugh.
    Good job man

  • @kh7688
    @kh7688 4 года назад +2070

    "I woke up this morning as a Christian, you don't do that to me"
    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣...💀

    • @benjackson9299
      @benjackson9299 4 года назад +10

      This is the funniest Kevin Hart clip
      😂 ruclips.net/video/Vx28VVvOTdc/видео.html

    • @sockojr
      @sockojr 4 года назад +15

      I read this at the same time he was saying it😂 what are the odds

    • @nabeweyadavids2841
      @nabeweyadavids2841 4 года назад +5

      HILARIOUS!!

    • @seth_8607
      @seth_8607 4 года назад +2

      Stupid

    • @jaytat4219
      @jaytat4219 4 года назад +2

      As a public school kid forced to go to private school for three years, yeah they get scared easy.

  • @bobbart6498
    @bobbart6498 4 года назад +9520

    They actually managed to make it exactly 15 minutes

    • @funart6210
      @funart6210 4 года назад +83

      Search: Kevin Hart meets Devin Dart
      It’s hilarious 😂

    • @0gsrV
      @0gsrV 4 года назад +35

      Thanks for bringing this to my attention

    • @anel_prober7626
      @anel_prober7626 4 года назад +16

      Congrats u can look at something and read it

    • @Waeffles
      @Waeffles 4 года назад +7

      And that's the tea sis

    • @brendangustafson4465
      @brendangustafson4465 4 года назад +3

      There is a thing called editing

  • @vinclovable
    @vinclovable 3 года назад +1665

    "I couldn't see what he was running from , so i closed the door "BEST DAD LMAO

  • @covilica
    @covilica Год назад +110

    this man is just too funny, got me laughing my ass off at 7am 😭

  • @sophieleder9855
    @sophieleder9855 4 года назад +22844

    kevin hart better be careful how he treats his kids cuz they all gonna be taller than him by 12 years old

    • @bthomas2782
      @bthomas2782 4 года назад +487

      Search: Kevin Hart meets Devin Dart
      It’s too funny 😄

    • @melxian5617
      @melxian5617 4 года назад +207

      Don't get everything too seriously😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Shanel_matlock29
      @Shanel_matlock29 4 года назад +70

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @sudeepanuthulapaty3645
      @sudeepanuthulapaty3645 4 года назад +18

      Sophie Leder yos

    • @freeeagle6074
      @freeeagle6074 4 года назад +25

      Facts:
      1. CCP high officials started taking hydroxychloroquine from October 26th, 2019, and none of them got infected by the CCP virus.
      2. CCP controlled WHO and said this medicine is ineffective.
      3. Sri Lanka professor in the P3 lab of Hong Kong designed this virus and told his own country to hoard a large amount of hydroxychloroquine months ago. Sri lanka has a very low death rate.
      4. South Dakota State used hydroxychloroquine as treatment and prevention. This state didn't lock down and had death rate around 1%, much lower than the 4-5% of US in general.
      5. Many studies done with hydroxychloroquine were problematic. The researchers either gave dozens-higher-than-normal amount to patients or gave the medicine to dying people. Then, they said "Hey, hydroxychloroquine had serious side effects.", or "hydroxychloroquine is ineffective." This medicine is mostly effective to take within 24/48 hours of getting infected and/or for people without serious heart diseases.
      So, use the influence of citizenship to influence the politicians in each nation. Use this medicine, and we can live as people in South Dakata.

  • @MS_7651
    @MS_7651 4 года назад +2974

    A person: You're Kevin Hart's son, aren't you?
    Kevin Hart's son: No, I'm his joke.

    • @grantholt1458
      @grantholt1458 4 года назад +31

      Hahahaha that's ducking halarious

    • @emiliakeri6771
      @emiliakeri6771 3 года назад +18

      😂😂😂😂😂 how do you not have more likes 👍 x1000000

    • @judedavila9332
      @judedavila9332 3 года назад +9

      Self burn🔥🔥

    • @jen9855
      @jen9855 3 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Num1Goofball
      @Num1Goofball 3 года назад +10

      @@kevinhart9745 might wanna check your name

  • @gardenjoy5223
    @gardenjoy5223 3 года назад +2478

    "Kids are assholes!"
    If ever there was a truth to be found on this earth, I'm guessing this is it. Anyone not agreeing, has no kids or still lives in major denial.

    • @renaelacy8454
      @renaelacy8454 3 года назад +28

      Damn straight. I have 4.

    • @michaelfante713
      @michaelfante713 3 года назад +9

      I feel like Kevin Hart is not funny when it comes to stand-ups

    • @morganbarfield108
      @morganbarfield108 3 года назад +4

      FUCK YES

    • @thewomenwiththepearlearrin4127
      @thewomenwiththepearlearrin4127 3 года назад +36

      @@banditaviation1924 this five year old I babysit said"You used to be so skinny and now you have a bigger belly.What happened?"

    • @Ribsi
      @Ribsi 3 года назад +18

      Yeah because they are often painfully honest with you and they have no idea that they're rude when they say these things to you. Tbh it's like talking to a drunk person, except for the slurred words and they have a normal balance.

  • @spn_girl73
    @spn_girl73 2 года назад +58

    5:14
    Kevin: "You callin' me a liar?"
    Me: "I ain't callin' you a truther."

  • @expertexcavatinginc
    @expertexcavatinginc 4 года назад +7444

    The thumbnail picture is one of the greatest memes ever

    • @silxntsebastien8520
      @silxntsebastien8520 4 года назад +43

      True

    • @kentonbaird1723
      @kentonbaird1723 4 года назад +158

      It's an iconic expression, portraying confusion, disbelief and horror.
      It's practically a modernized piece of classic portraiture.

    • @wadesharp11
      @wadesharp11 4 года назад +33

      Lol the GIFY “say what”🤣

    • @zedshaw7275
      @zedshaw7275 4 года назад +16

      Why are you running?

    • @erishoxha9657
      @erishoxha9657 4 года назад +4

      I didnt ask 👉🏿✊🏻👱🏻‍♀️

  • @jasonhouck4551
    @jasonhouck4551 4 года назад +1569

    "Dads just listen for shit" FACTS

  • @Seigfried9
    @Seigfried9 4 года назад +7927

    I feel like kevin had kids just to tell jokes about them

    • @brandonsprague3927
      @brandonsprague3927 4 года назад +177

      And some parents just have kids for welfare this probably pays more lol

    • @Seigfried9
      @Seigfried9 4 года назад +17

      Hehe

    • @tsayin2662
      @tsayin2662 4 года назад +82

      McDonald’s WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ALL DAY BREAKFAST MENU

    • @Seigfried9
      @Seigfried9 4 года назад +52

      Yeah about that

    • @maxbear4655
      @maxbear4655 4 года назад +24

      Mcdonalds yeah wtf dude

  • @Dorothea1997
    @Dorothea1997 2 года назад +310

    I don't even have kids but I'm non-stop laughing 😂😂😂

  • @KeyEpic
    @KeyEpic 4 года назад +13908

    “I didn’t like the way my family looked as a unit” LMFAOOOOOO

  • @kelvingitari
    @kelvingitari 3 года назад +8486

    Kevin's kids must be in therapy 😂😂😂😂

    • @acb7634
      @acb7634 3 года назад +41

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ellieallan180
      @ellieallan180 3 года назад +33

      🤣🤣😂😂💀💀💀

    • @iyannaaliyah1617
      @iyannaaliyah1617 3 года назад +19

      Okay 😂😂😂

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      @breannamcwilliams59 3 года назад +15

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    • @tyesha1798
      @tyesha1798 3 года назад +26

      @@breannamcwilliams59 wtf

  • @gacha.-.potatoriah8693
    @gacha.-.potatoriah8693 3 года назад +5579

    “I was panicking, I didn’t know what to do so I dropped my daughter “😂😂😂😂💕

    • @calentomuylento1662
      @calentomuylento1662 3 года назад +13

      Callao gacha tuber 😡

    • @calentomuylento1662
      @calentomuylento1662 3 года назад +13

      @@nonagon1287 if u really understand the meme behind that i wouldn't be explaining some obvious stuff

    • @nonagon1287
      @nonagon1287 3 года назад +4

      @@calentomuylento1662 oh fk bro sorry that was wrong reply. Fking hell I thought RUclips was WhatsApp ngl

    • @AussieInDistortedworld
      @AussieInDistortedworld 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @035gogmofo6
      @035gogmofo6 3 года назад +2

      @@calentomuylento1662 that’s the most bs shit what i have heard in a while. RUclips comments section looks literally nothing like whatsapp.

  • @hudbabible
    @hudbabible 7 месяцев назад +7

    Kevin is treating his audience like a group of his friends, that makes him special❤❤

  • @enochlevi5504
    @enochlevi5504 4 года назад +3338

    Who else thought this was gonna be jokes like
    “How do you tell if a joke is a dad joke?”
    “It’s apparent”

    • @TheGhostScorpion
      @TheGhostScorpion 4 года назад +61

      SAY IT WIT YO CHEST!!

    • @ZecVal
      @ZecVal 4 года назад +8

      I Thought So Too!

    • @funart6210
      @funart6210 4 года назад +13

      Search: Kevin Hart meets Devin Dart
      It’s hilarious 😂

    • @branon6565
      @branon6565 4 года назад +1

      Enoch Levi .....off topic, but the Shithawks suck mansack......Go NINERS ☝🏻

    • @freeeagle6074
      @freeeagle6074 4 года назад +1

      Facts:
      1. CCP high officials started taking hydroxychloroquine from October 26th, 2019, and none of them got infected by the CCP virus.
      2. CCP controlled WHO and said this medicine is ineffective.
      3. Sri Lanka professor in the P3 lab of Hong Kong designed this virus and told his own country to hoard a large amount of hydroxychloroquine months ago. Sri lanka has a very low death rate.
      4. South Dakota State used hydroxychloroquine as treatment and prevention. This state didn't lock down and had death rate around 1%, much lower than the 4-5% of US in general.
      5. Many studies done with hydroxychloroquine were problematic. The researchers either gave dozens-higher-than-normal amount to patients or gave the medicine to dying people. Then, they said "Hey, hydroxychloroquine had serious side effects.", or "hydroxychloroquine is ineffective." This medicine is mostly effective to take within 24/48 hours of getting infected and/or for people without serious heart diseases.
      So, use the influence of citizenship to influence the politicians in each nation. Use this medicine, and we can live as people in South Dakata.

  • @alison4316
    @alison4316 4 года назад +381

    I bet it's difficult being his wife.....he tells stories with such conviction...

    • @G.F.SF55
      @G.F.SF55 2 года назад +3

      Well he's gotta put on a show ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ .

    • @mr..niceguy6666
      @mr..niceguy6666 2 года назад +5

      Idc what anyone says Kevin's is such a funny guy 😂

  • @amaliaavalosmejia2741
    @amaliaavalosmejia2741 2 года назад +25

    12:42 i died when he said that even when he was acting

  • @lyngochue6560
    @lyngochue6560 4 года назад +538

    Dude, my little sister used to mutter under her breath when she couldn't talk well and she was angry with me. It sounded like a witch setting a curse every damn time.

  • @ryzekiv7147
    @ryzekiv7147 4 года назад +864

    Why is this not called, “15 Minutes of Kevin Hart getting mad for Reasons he Can’t Explain”

    • @KicksReviewJ
      @KicksReviewJ 4 года назад +6

      Who else thought this was gonna be jokes like
      “How do you tell if a joke is a dad joke?”
      “It’s apparent”

    • @phedreBiOn
      @phedreBiOn 4 года назад +1

      A lot of ego issues to sort through, hard.

  • @EnoAppiah
    @EnoAppiah 3 месяца назад +39

    2024 anyone????

  • @nathanmoss8481
    @nathanmoss8481 3 года назад +247

    Its crazy to see how well Kevin has done for himself with these clips. The time gap from his old sets to his most recent really shows his glow up in Hollywood, good for him man!

  • @jackieg.1673
    @jackieg.1673 3 года назад +447

    Love this man. Everytime one feels like letting loose and laughing he's the one.

    • @kamajeajackson2615
      @kamajeajackson2615 3 года назад +13

      Kevin Hart is the most funniest comedians ever 😆🤣

    • @KML165
      @KML165 2 года назад +3

      I love him too. 😂😂😂

  • @lal8606
    @lal8606 3 года назад +1674

    He really said "my daughter taking balls to the face" 😭😭 he did not think that one through

  • @justaphase
    @justaphase 2 года назад +16

    "Older you get, you just wake up angry" 🤣

  • @vinoliaausten9922
    @vinoliaausten9922 3 года назад +819

    "Who the f**ck u think ur talking to" got me Right there

  • @innergoddess447
    @innergoddess447 4 года назад +375

    They musta been toddlers half these jokes lmfao toddlers are little tiny wild human animals but you cant help but love them and protect them

  • @_KaiTheGamer_
    @_KaiTheGamer_ 4 года назад +825

    As a public school kid forced to go to private school for three years, yeah they get scared easy.

    • @tagueadams6799
      @tagueadams6799 4 года назад +19

      As a life long private school kid. We don't.

    • @_KaiTheGamer_
      @_KaiTheGamer_ 4 года назад +52

      @@tagueadams6799 yeah ok bud

    • @ispartacus1337
      @ispartacus1337 4 года назад +21

      @@tagueadams6799 then you're just dumb because you should get scared. You don't know shit and the sooner you realize how little you know the better off you'll be.

    • @not_abbyg9428
      @not_abbyg9428 4 года назад +2

      Tague Adams same

    • @cardinalhistory6045
      @cardinalhistory6045 4 года назад +16

      @@tagueadams6799 That's because you've never been to public school

  • @dejagerfam2779
    @dejagerfam2779 2 года назад +91

    My youngest daughter is almost 2 when my husband calls her she’ll look at him, say “what daddy?” With a head shake and the attitude is hilarious 😂 the first time she did it my husband was shocked speechless. 😂😂😂😂

  • @marcelabrown1634
    @marcelabrown1634 3 года назад +546

    I just love listening to Kevin and Dave Chappelle, when I'm feeling really depressed they make me laugh and that's not always easy when I'm feeling so bad, but they always manage to

  • @kristenblevins9715
    @kristenblevins9715 3 года назад +381

    "I was mad but I couldn't explain why I was mad" lmao

  • @Leeohlin89
    @Leeohlin89 Год назад +41

    LMFAOOOO the candy part!! 😷

  • @pheonixjr7410
    @pheonixjr7410 4 года назад +342

    Kevin and Gabriel are the only people who can make my mouth hurt while laughing

  • @alyssar.8556
    @alyssar.8556 4 года назад +306

    "I didn't like how my family looked as a unit, We look like a circus act" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @laynehealy4001
    @laynehealy4001 4 года назад +495

    I wonder if Kevin's son will do stand up

    • @zackmckenzie3582
      @zackmckenzie3582 4 года назад +13

      I doubt it. The sons of comedians are rarely funny. There's comedic actors like Ben Stiller whose dad was funny, then there's Isaiah Kelly whose dad is Gerald Kelly and Gary Owen's son but the rest are no bueno.

    • @anthonytorridson5360
      @anthonytorridson5360 4 года назад +5

      This has to be the best Kevin Hart clip
      😂 ruclips.net/video/Vx28VVvOTdc/видео.html

    • @kentuckyoutdoorsandhunting9669
      @kentuckyoutdoorsandhunting9669 4 года назад +5

      geek amania How short Kevin is it's sit down.

    • @mocikken1268
      @mocikken1268 4 года назад +3

      @@zackmckenzie3582 well comedians are rarely funny themselves. They are instead extremely talented actors who are incredible at bringing emotion and power to a script. Most comedians can't make a joke on the spot

    • @kirkcollier6307
      @kirkcollier6307 4 года назад +3

      Nah. If he wants to be as big as Kevin he'll do sit down

  • @soniciscoolem234
    @soniciscoolem234 Год назад +15

    Idk why people say "kevin isn't funny" this man is haliarious 😂😂😂😂. The way the crowd is hooked to him, says it all🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @The_Wyld_Hawk
    @The_Wyld_Hawk 4 года назад +290

    I like how he says "haul-assing" instead of "hauling ass" lol

    • @kingmir5
      @kingmir5 4 года назад +6

      That’s how we say it in philly, maybe other places too 😂

    • @Eligibson1931
      @Eligibson1931 3 года назад +4

      @@kingmir5 in England it’s a lot worst but if we are being peaceful then we will say haul ass but if not it goes like ****** **** ********** *******

  • @Mawgamann
    @Mawgamann 3 года назад +120

    “Alright Alright Alright” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “lemme get my flops” 🤣🤣

  • @connormurphy5020
    @connormurphy5020 4 года назад +764

    Watching his dad get knocked out must have traumatized him so much he stopped growing 😂😂

  • @kalebbrown6134
    @kalebbrown6134 Год назад +34

    “HEY HEY I KNOW YALL AINT IN THAT TOILET” had me dying laughing 😂

  • @PerfectlyImperfct
    @PerfectlyImperfct 3 года назад +179

    "Son put ur hand on the glass one last time. I hate that it had to be this way." 😂😂😂

  • @titiksaatmakur7648
    @titiksaatmakur7648 3 года назад +536

    "Kids do whatever they want when they're with dad"
    Asian Dads: Hold My Stick

  • @lofivibez182
    @lofivibez182 4 года назад +123

    Can we appreciate how it’s exactly 15 minutes

  • @olugbengaandsarahsile
    @olugbengaandsarahsile 2 года назад +4

    This video just got me through a deep feeling of depression, at least for a moment. I'm laughing like crazy and I nearly choked on my food. The 'dad getting knocked out in front of his kid' part nearly killed me. "Is that a kid? Is that a kid? I'm whooping your ass when we get home for putting me in this situation. I ain't gat nothing to do with this shit.'. Lol. Thanks so much, Kevin! You're a life saver.

  • @katiewilkinson3794
    @katiewilkinson3794 4 года назад +537

    I'm pregnant and shouldn't be laughing this hard lmfao

    • @jonhawker6834
      @jonhawker6834 4 года назад +14

      How many months/weeks

    • @rileybaycroft1131
      @rileybaycroft1131 4 года назад +11

      You shouldn't be laughing at all I haven't thrown your baby in the ocean yet👶🦈

    • @AntoZeus
      @AntoZeus 4 года назад +15

      Congrats I hope all is well and safe for you and baby.

    • @sleepyspritecan7611
      @sleepyspritecan7611 4 года назад +20

      @@rileybaycroft1131 are you that one edge lord in school

    • @rileybaycroft1131
      @rileybaycroft1131 4 года назад +1

      @@sleepyspritecan7611 nah just an alcoholic that thinks he's funny

  • @mikesun421
    @mikesun421 4 года назад +1194

    Do not watch Kevin Hart and eat at the same time. I warned you.

    • @mikesun421
      @mikesun421 4 года назад +4

      laura marrero fabian 😂😆🤣👌

    • @Keep_Feeding_Me
      @Keep_Feeding_Me 4 года назад +27

      Funny that you mention that because when Kevin released this exact special, I was eating chilli dogs with my brother. Kevin was telling a joke and made me laugh right at the same time I was swallowed and coughed which shot a diced onion into my nasal cavity.I wasnt able to flush it out or blow the onion out. Super uncomfortable and always smelt onions. Had to see an ENT specialist to get the onion removed. Haha 😂 So stupid but shit like that does happen.

    • @mikesun421
      @mikesun421 4 года назад +11

      Keep Feeding Me so sorry to hear about your unfortunate incidence. I can’t imagine having onion stuck in my sinus... sounds painful. Glad to hear that you were able to get help and recover!

    • @rabdurrahmammuhammad6190
      @rabdurrahmammuhammad6190 4 года назад +5

      Too late....
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @celenacasares974
      @celenacasares974 4 года назад +4

      Too late😂😂😂

  • @lacrossestick132
    @lacrossestick132 3 года назад +208

    “I was mad at the way my family looked as a unit, like we didn’t look good as a unit.”
    Me when my school band goes out to a competition

  • @lawrencecorley1714
    @lawrencecorley1714 3 года назад +46

    0:42 The way he woke his son up!☠️☠️
    2:40 His face killed me!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
    5:00 I totally lost it when he did the kick!!☠️☠️

  • @koiphish_
    @koiphish_ 4 года назад +188

    That joke about his son running from the trash can reminds me of that Spongebob episode lol

    • @coolguycoty647
      @coolguycoty647 4 года назад +1

      I used to do the same when i was little

  • @shontaoster1826
    @shontaoster1826 4 года назад +95

    I cant watch ANY of his stand ups without crying from laughing so hard. Definitely one of my fav comedians

  • @ZecVal
    @ZecVal 4 года назад +434

    These are not the kind of dad jokes I was expecting 😅

    • @duonghiepha4396
      @duonghiepha4396 4 года назад +10

      I've never laughed so hard and so concerned at the same time while watching a Vid

    • @ZecVal
      @ZecVal 4 года назад +3

      @@duonghiepha4396 exactly xD

    • @hoduckhai198
      @hoduckhai198 4 года назад +3

      These are not the kind of dad jokes I was expecting 😅

    • @kitarose3663
      @kitarose3663 2 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂🎤

  • @giovannimendoza2088
    @giovannimendoza2088 2 года назад +2

    I don't care what people say. Kevin Hart is one of the best comedians in the world...

  • @balakex
    @balakex 4 года назад +810

    This Kevin hart guy is funny I can see him oneday performing for 53,000 people.

    • @gabnest
      @gabnest 4 года назад +39

      It was 49 thousand people

    • @ascherzopf9828
      @ascherzopf9828 4 года назад +33

      That was for tax purposes!!!

    • @collineagen7524
      @collineagen7524 4 года назад +24

      There is no accurate way to measure how many people were in that stadium. I’ve seen some of the photos from the stadium, it looks like there’s 15,000 people tops.

    • @MrUriel95
      @MrUriel95 4 года назад +15

      50,000 are gonna enjoy it. 3,000... Not so much👌

    • @crow_boi3387
      @crow_boi3387 4 года назад +6

      Everyone in this replies wooshing

  • @azeema74
    @azeema74 4 года назад +37

    “Dummaaa gammma dumma gamma juice “ 🧃 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Scribe13013
    @Scribe13013 4 года назад +215

    I like him...he makes me laugh

    • @gocgalaxyofcinema263
      @gocgalaxyofcinema263 4 года назад +4

      ❤️ i made a video about the comedian KEVIN HART ⭐ i would appreciate some support guys ❤️

    • @blm1256
      @blm1256 4 года назад +2

      Search: Kevin Hart meets Devin Dart
      It’s too funny 😁

    • @yassirscott9742
      @yassirscott9742 4 года назад

      Kool

  • @shannaguthrie7180
    @shannaguthrie7180 Год назад +19

    F'n Kevin Hart, hilarious from start to finish!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dougbilbos5962
    @dougbilbos5962 4 года назад +398

    His Daughter is in training
    to become a
    grown Black women.

  • @JoJosrandomthings
    @JoJosrandomthings 3 года назад +3975

    "Kids do whatever they want when they're with dad"
    Mexican dads: hold my belt
    edit: mom, i'm famous-

    • @okachobe1
      @okachobe1 3 года назад +43

      God forbid if you don't hurry up for that ass whoopin

    • @pamloof
      @pamloof 3 года назад +54

      Funfact: If you are aroumd german dads you build up Stratetical Abilities. Why? Cus if you do shit around a german you really need to be careful about what they have in their hands.They throw it at you. And German Parents never miss.

    • @vreddy2455
      @vreddy2455 3 года назад +1

      😂ruclips.net/video/RcHibFb1XGo/видео.html

    • @jianfeng2002
      @jianfeng2002 3 года назад +2

      hi, how are you? 👍

    • @varrickace465
      @varrickace465 3 года назад +13

      Asian dads: Hold my cane

  • @pikalowery5016
    @pikalowery5016 4 года назад +49

    " I'm whooping your ass for putting me in that situation " lmfaoo

  • @MARYBBOSS2
    @MARYBBOSS2 2 года назад +2

    The MEMORIES of "DAD".....R I H "DAD"!
    STAY STRONG KEVIN!

  • @mag-narwhal
    @mag-narwhal 4 года назад +2744

    Kevin talking about how he shouldn't be a parent for 15 minutes

    • @anthonytorridson5360
      @anthonytorridson5360 4 года назад +6

      This is the funniest Kevin Hart clip
      😂 😆 ruclips.net/video/Vx28VVvOTdc/видео.html

    • @Tryo707
      @Tryo707 4 года назад +54

      Very much agreed. He's going to be paying for so much therapy in the future. He may provide financial support, but that's all he has to offer. Pathetic excuse of a human.

    • @keandregreen5628
      @keandregreen5628 4 года назад +97

      Take your sensitive ass on

    • @mag-narwhal
      @mag-narwhal 4 года назад +5

      @@keandregreen5628 um what?

    • @keandregreen5628
      @keandregreen5628 4 года назад +33

      Mag -narwhal if you think this mean he shouldn’t be a parent take your sensitive ass on

  • @virendrakankhedia5769
    @virendrakankhedia5769 4 года назад +208

    This guy has good sense of humour..he must pursue career in comedy

    • @peachy-wd6ci
      @peachy-wd6ci 4 года назад +12

      Bruh are u serious

    • @yamchiccolo7944
      @yamchiccolo7944 4 года назад +12

      peachy it was obviously a joke

    • @peachy-wd6ci
      @peachy-wd6ci 4 года назад

      @@yamchiccolo7944
      Okay

    • @ut6582
      @ut6582 4 года назад +1

      peachy don’t tell me u r jade(Elizabeth)

    • @peachy-wd6ci
      @peachy-wd6ci 4 года назад

      @@ut6582
      ofc 😳

  • @gbenz4174
    @gbenz4174 4 года назад +453

    He's funny af, BUT, daddies don't "babysit" their own children. Do mums/moms babysit their own children?

    • @wendyayala4454
      @wendyayala4454 4 года назад +57

      g benz Yes! I hate when ppl say they’re “babysitting” their kids 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @robertmatthews2009
      @robertmatthews2009 4 года назад +7

      Men do babysit their own kids. Women don't babysit their own kids because that's their job.

    • @robertmatthews2009
      @robertmatthews2009 4 года назад +2

      @@graceh4670 It's like when men help with the housework. Women don't help with the housework. They just do the housework because that's what they do.

    • @thatruth8900
      @thatruth8900 4 года назад +4

      You people are so fickle bothered by everything damn....

    • @vajezathapayne-hines4771
      @vajezathapayne-hines4771 4 года назад +5

      Yes ma'am! I babysit till my husband comes for our children. I SURE DO BABYSIT....limited time periods...small, limited time periods.
      #IamAmommyIapproveOfThisMessage

  • @txalisa9965
    @txalisa9965 2 года назад +3

    "Oh Oh Oh you get Steve up huh?" You're something else 😂😂😂😂

  • @VellyDior
    @VellyDior 4 года назад +214

    we need a movie about everything this man he been through cause its too funny to not be able to see

  • @liamjooste8569
    @liamjooste8569 3 года назад +346

    Kevin’s dad: “ AYE AYE KEVIN!! Didn’t I tell you to take the goddamn trash out ?!”
    Kevin: “SHUT UP SHUT UP why don’t you take the trash out before I call Steve to put his hands on you again”
    Kevin’s dad: “Oh Oh you gon call Steve huh. You know you’re something else, give me the trash bag I’ll take it out”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @s.dawson7068
    @s.dawson7068 3 года назад +216

    “The day mu dad called another grown ass man an octopus is the day I lost all respect”😂😂😂 that took me out man

  • @talhakhan9726
    @talhakhan9726 2 года назад +17

    12:50 got me fart laughing 😂 watched dis masterpiece 100x every time its funny 🤣

  • @ScalyRaptor1944
    @ScalyRaptor1944 3 года назад +383

    "So i dropped my baby"
    10 ten things a responsible parent should do

  • @tlotlisonkonoane6812
    @tlotlisonkonoane6812 4 года назад +617

    Who else noticed Kevin Hart always wears black

  • @akshahahahaha
    @akshahahahaha 3 года назад +143

    His wife is one of the strongest woman to handle him & the kids 🤣💕

    • @AkramBaig2689
      @AkramBaig2689 3 года назад

      Lol 😆 my friend wife says told me I look like Kevin Hart 😆

    • @dhiraj_b
      @dhiraj_b 3 года назад

      100%🤣🤣🤣

    • @izzatihassan1475
      @izzatihassan1475 3 года назад

      His wife had to deal with at least three kids, the young boy, the baby girl, and Kevin Hart 😂

    • @Marrison-pf6fp
      @Marrison-pf6fp Год назад

      Yeah you right

  • @ChrisAlbertH47
    @ChrisAlbertH47 3 года назад +83

    Funny how Kevin said he was scared of gorillas. Actually, Kevin's scared of every type of animal 🤣🤣

    • @kitarose3663
      @kitarose3663 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂🎤🤣

    • @aarondigby5054
      @aarondigby5054 2 года назад +1

      He's always talking about how scared he is of giraffes, elephants, gorillas, ostriches, not that funny but tells and explains his not so funny jokes well.

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 Год назад

      @@aarondigby5054well they’re all fucking huge

  • @rv7733
    @rv7733 4 года назад +62

    Anytime is perfect time for Kevin Hart jokes!!

    • @Nxrreshh_
      @Nxrreshh_ 4 года назад +1

      💯

    • @rv7733
      @rv7733 4 года назад +1

      @stay_Straped_like_itz_94' G the LEGEND.

    • @Marrison-pf6fp
      @Marrison-pf6fp Год назад

      He's a legend

  • @expertonmyself
    @expertonmyself 4 года назад +64

    i swear my niece cussed me out when she was about 1.5 years old. LOL she was waving her hands and everything. turned to my grandfather, said "bye bye" then walked pass me like she was just tired of f'n with me. LOL

  • @LorDFatZWarrior20
    @LorDFatZWarrior20 2 года назад +3

    I love Kevin Hart and all of his stand ups 🤗♥️❣️❤️💖💗💓💕💕💞💌💝💘🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗.

  • @DARKNight-wn5wn
    @DARKNight-wn5wn 3 года назад +117

    “You know I almost lost you today”

  • @alinacastro4791
    @alinacastro4791 3 года назад +375

    Kevin: Kids do whatever they want when they with dad
    Me : NO SHIT CAUSE MOM IS SCARY AS HELLL!!!!!!

  • @demonnekoboy666
    @demonnekoboy666 3 года назад +101

    "Go to bed"
    "Ughh! ZzZzZ..."
    Deceased 💀

  • @Dianne-g1h
    @Dianne-g1h Год назад +6

    Kevin Hart is funny as hell. My grandson showed me this clip and I cried laughing.

  • @clocker9321
    @clocker9321 4 года назад +126

    Those aint dad jokes, they are jokes about being a dad

  • @Messi21-2
    @Messi21-2 4 года назад +71

    1:02 you don’t wanna fight a kid
    Kevin’s Kid: So, I see you backed down shortie

  • @sherdellmccoy2811
    @sherdellmccoy2811 2 года назад +1

    Kevin Hart: the ultimate funny man, all the way around.

  • @depressedsquidward6172
    @depressedsquidward6172 4 года назад +135

    I've never laughed so hard and so concerned at the same time while watching a Vid

  • @ionvartic7642
    @ionvartic7642 3 года назад +179

    1:08 imagine if Kevin's daughter grows up and watches her father say that she is an asshole

  • @talktv5485
    @talktv5485 Год назад +3

    Kevin hart jokes never age I just realized that

  • @syco9154
    @syco9154 3 года назад +54

    "Kids do whatever they want with dad" thats also true with any male watching kids

  • @gaboymacasieb4565
    @gaboymacasieb4565 3 года назад +62

    "I'm almost lost you, didn't I"
    😂😂😂